如果想知道我在干什么 If you want to know what I'm up to,
只需要关注我的动态 你就都明白了 all you have to do is look at my feed, and you'll see.
我的美男 我的美甲 My man, my mani,
#美男
#美甲
美车迷你 其实是菲亚特 my mini, which is actually a Fiat,
#迷你
#不烂俗的婊 #less basic bitch.
#不烂俗的婊
而亨利并没有玩Ins Henry, on the other hand, wasn't on instagram.
尿布疹膏
所以如果你想知道他到底在干什么 So if you want to know what the hell he's doing,
就得到他办公室去看看 you have to stop by his office.
你在做什么 What the hell are you doing?
这个止痛药膏简直让我头疼万分 This soothing balm is causing me a great deal of discomfort.
我们尿布疹膏的销量简直是 衰 Our diaper cream sales have been...well, stinky.
-我们可以把它当眼霜卖啊 -什么 - We should sell it as an eye cream. - What?
我看过一些美容博客 J-albs就是这么干的 I read on some beauty blog that's what J-albs does.
或者是J-Lo[詹妮弗·洛佩兹] Or J-Lo.
反正是个J开头的 One of the J's.
你看 Look.
不得不承认 你的下眼睑 I must admit, your under-eye region...
的确闪闪发光 does look luminous.
我要称它为 屁股眼 Mm-hmm. I call it "Butt eyes."
不不 不行 这名字太挫了 No. No, you don't. That is a terrible name.
但你这主意不错 But it is a solid idea.
可以拿尿布疹膏让人意想不到的用途作为卖点 We market our diaper cream for an unexpected use.
把目标客户定位为不能好好睡觉的新晋妈妈 We target new moms who aren't getting enough sleep
她们可是非常需要... and could desperately use --
屁股眼 Butt eyes!
求你别说了 Please stop saying that.
我肯定能想出更好的名字 I promise I can come up with a better name.
有你的一半也有我的一半 A little bit of you, a little bit of me, right?
没错 Right.
快去把这主意告诉萨珀斯坦 In the meantime,Go pitch this to Saperstein!
他肯定会喜欢的 He's gonna love it!
那个 Yeah.
我是那种"想到主意"的人 I'm more of a "Have the idea" person.
"把想法告诉萨珀斯坦"可不是我的作风 I'm not really, like, a "Bring the idea to Saperstein" person.
伊莉莎 这可是个好主意啊 Eliza, this is a good idea,
我希望他能知道 这是你想出来的 and I want him to know that it's yours.
我还想出了这个 呼吸毯 Here's another one I had -- the blorkel.
自带呼吸管的毛毯 It's a blanket with a built-in snorkel.
-所以 -好吧 - So -- - Mm, yeah.
你有一个很棒的可行方案给公司 You have a strong, viable idea for this company
这家公司的价值可比什么水下呼吸毯高多了 whose value far exceeds that of an aquatic blanket.
赶紧去找萨珀斯坦 So go to Saperstein.
马上把你这个尿布疹膏的概念告诉他 Pitch him your diaper-cream concept this very instant!
尊的吗 "Srsly"?
认真的 Seriously.
可以让你在里面呼吸是吗 It's so you can breathe under the covers, right?
-什么 -呼吸毯 - What? - The blorkel.
没错 就是这样 Oh! Yeah. Exactly.
如果我是你 我就去《创智赢家》试试 If I were you, I'd "Shark Tank" that one.
真人秀 选手向投资人阐释自己的产品创意以赢取启动资金
也许我会的 Maybe I will.
我给你100美元 购买你公司90%的股份 I'll give you $100 for 90% of your company!
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翻译/校对 TanKnoX 圈圈
时间轴 Poxle
后期 吉吉
总监 TanKnoX
再造淑女
第一季 第九集
哎呀 Oopsies!
对 我也哎呀 Yes, my oopsies, as well.
你们是伊莉莎·杜丽的朋友吧 Oh. You are Eliza Dooley's acquaintances, are you not?
蕾恩 布鲁 Wren and...Prue?
他说对了 He got it right.
我们来送手工三明治 We're delivering hand-crafted sandwiches
践行布琳"农场直达会议室"的食物工匠情怀 for Bryn's artisanal farm-to-conference-table food concept.
对 我听说他们在楼上得到了不少支持 Ah, yes. I hear they've amassed quite a following upstairs.
蕾恩肯定获得了很好的利润 Wren must be enjoying a healthy profit.
其实 我们都做三明治 Um, actually, since we all make the sandwiches,
所以大家都获利 we're all enjoying profit.
我们反对传统的公司结构 We've bucked the traditional corporate structure
更倾向于大家公平分配 所以... in favor of a shared equity model, so...
祝你们好运 Well, good luck with that.
-鞋不错 -你说什么 - Dig the shoes. - Pardon?
我说你的鞋不错 I said, "Dig the shoes."
谢谢 你的... Thank you. Nice...
皮面早期版本《小妇人》也不错 leather-bound early edition copy of "Little Women."
我妇女研究课的论文就写的是《小妇人》的分析 Yeah, I wrote an analysis of that novel for my women's studies thesis.
这样啊 那你的论文里 都论了些啥呢 I see. And in your thesis, what exactly did you "Thees"?
我认为如果乔和劳里结婚 I argued that a Jo and Laurie marriage
将会是极好的结局 因为很显然他们之间的... would have made a superior ending due to their obvious --
性吸引力 Sexual tension?
不能同意更多 I couldn't agree more.
好吧 说到性吸引 你们俩... Okay, speaking of sexual tension, you guys...
还是说这只是普通的状态 ...or is this just regular tension?
我要回去了 I'm gonna head back.
有空的话 来我们读书俱乐部吧 亨利 You should come by our book club, Henry.
有个男性的观点挺不错的 It should be fun to have, like, a male perspective.
我会考虑的 Yeah, I-I'll think about it. Yeah.
布鲁 请把兴奋度调低六档 Prue, take it down six notches.
怎么样 Well?
我了个大去呀 Omg, h-dog,
简直就像再发行的锐步一样兴奋 I am pumped like some re-released reeboks.
-快给我说说 -我刚刚竞拍成功了 - Tell me! - just bid on and won
一双限定款马克·雅各布果冻鞋 a pair of limited edish Marc Jacobs jellies!
用户名宝贝热 ShopShifter USER BabyFuzz
可以穿着Havianas玩蛋去了 can straight up suck it in some Havianas.
不好意思 我没明白你在说啥 I'm sorry. I-I am confused.
她是我的竞拍对手 She's the ratchet I was bidding against.
Havianas就是最普通的人字拖 And havianas are, like, the every flip-flop.
不 伊莉莎 你给山姆·萨珀斯坦说的 No. Eliza, what happened with sam saperstein
-那个主意怎么样了 -那个事啊 - when you told him your idea? - Oh, that.
好吧 我正准备去萨珀斯坦的办公室 Okay, so, I was on my way to Saperstein's office,
突然想到"萨珀斯"听起来很像美捷步[卖鞋网站] and I started think about how "Sapers" sounds like zappos...
一点都不像 No, it doesn't.
然后我就想到我需要一双好一点的水鞋 which in turn reminded me that I needed a good water shoe.
水鞋 为什么还有人需要水鞋 A water sh-- why does anyone need a good water --
我最近又非常痴迷马克·雅各布的款 And I'd been fiending for those M.J.'s,
所以我就想 要把握时机 and then it was like, "Seize the day."
你懂吗 You know?
我不懂 No, I don't know.
我很确定"把握今天"的哲理 In fact, I'm fairly certain the "Carpe diem" philosophy
并不适用于网上买鞋 does not apply to online shoe shopping.
好吧 这已经不是请求了 这是命令 All right, this is not longer an ask. This is a demand.
把你的好主意坚持到底 Follow through on your great idea.
我要亲自把你送到萨珀斯坦的办公室去 I am personally walking you over to Saperstein's office.
就现在 站起来 走着 Right now. Out of your chair. Let's go.
我自己能走 谢谢 Um, I can walk by myself, thank you very much.
好吧 All right. Okay?
从现在开始算起 Starting now.
这样你就会注意到我的下眼睑 And so, you'll notice my under-eye region
就像婴儿的菊花一样光滑柔嫩 说完了 is as smooth and supple as a baby's back door.The end.
太棒了 That's remarkable.
我很喜欢你告诉我你已经说完了 And I love how I knew your presentation had finished.
不 别看我 都是她的想法 No, don't look at me, sir. This is all her.
杜丽小姐 如果我能选择的话 Miss Dooley, if I had my druthers,
我们就会给全国 we'd squirt diaper cream on the face
每个女人的脸上都挤上尿布疹膏 爱抹不抹 of every woman in this country, whether she liked it or not.
哎呀 Yikes.
唯一的问题就是 The only...problem
我们不能拿一个产品的其他用途 is that we can't legally advertise a product
代替它本来的用途来做宣传 for something other than its intended use.
-这下好了 -不要这么说 - Oh, well. - No. Not "Oh, well."
-永远不要说"这下好了" -好 - Never "Oh, well." - Okay.
我们需要通过非官方途径把消息传出去 We need an unofficial way to get the word out.
用推特怎么样 Well, what about Twitter?
我推特和Ins有好几十万粉丝呢 I have hundreds of thousands of followers on Twitter and Instagram
还有好几十号人想在领英上加我 and dozens of contacts waiting to connect with me on LinkedIn.
我可以帮你传播消息 非官方的 I can get the word out... unofficially.
尽情推吧 发图吧 领英吧 By all means, tweet, gram, uh, link in.
-好的 -你知道现在发生什么了吗 - Okay. - You know what's happening right now?
头脑风暴 A brainstorming sesh.
百乐齐鸣 我们在搞创作 We're riffing. It's a riff.
我们就像是爵士三人组 We're like a corporate jazz trio
试图写出能大卖的旋律 trying to figure out a profit tune.
亨利来踩镲 Henry on the hi-hat.
伊莉莎·杜丽 法国圆号 Eliza Dooley on the French horn.
我不知道你们在干什么 Uh, I don't know what we're doing here.
独奏 该你独奏了 Solo. It's your solo.
* 不知道法国圆号应该是什么声音 * * Don't really know what a French horn sounds like *
萨珀斯坦先生 有一个... Mr. Saperstein, there's a --
不好意思 我不知道你们在搞创作 I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were riffing.
我去通知董事会 你在开爵士会议 I will let the board know you're in a jazz meeting.
谢谢 琼 Thank you, Joan.
那天晚上 我有史以来第一次 That night, for the first time ever,
回到家后还继续工作 I took my work home with me
绞尽脑汁试图想出一个话题 and tried to come up with a hashtag
让"屁股眼"疯狂传播 to make butt eyes go viral.
谁在乎亨利怎么想 可能他现在就在家里 看一部关于纪录片 的纪录片呢
明明能转发 为啥要点赞 Why do people favorite when they can re-tweet?
有点胆量好吗 Nut up, dude!
我妈真是个懦夫 My mom's such a coward.
你想不想见见我妈 Hey, do you want to meet my mom?
他们这周要来这里 They're in town this week. Hmm?
什么 谁要来 Hmm? Who's in town?
我父母 My parents.
你想让我见你父母 Oh, you want me to meet the parents?
就像那部电影《拜见公婆大人》 Like in that movie, uh, "Meet the Parents"?
是啊 除非你不太想见 Yeah. I mean, unless you're not into it.
什么 我完全愿意 Hmm? I'm fully into it.
-是吗 -必须的呀 - Yeah? - Yeah! Hell yeah.
必须的 Hell yeah. Hmm.
太好了 Great.
好吧 想话题什么的可以等一等 Okay, you know what? Hashtags would have to wait.
我床上有一个超级性感的男子正在... I had a super-hot guy in my bed who was...
早上好 你好吗 请回答简短些 Good morning! How are you? But keep your answer brief,
因为我迫不及待要告诉你我怎么样了 'cause I'm really just waiting to tell you how I am.
我很好 你呢 I'm fine! How are you?
我还好 不过昨天晚上 有史以来第一次 I think I'm okay, but last night, for the first time ever,
弗雷迪跟我上了同一张床 却没有上床 Freddy and I slept together without sleeping together.
也就是说我没有骑上他的小马去极乐小镇 Meaning I didn't ride the pony to pound town.
我知道了 I got that.
那么 Well?
为什么你没有爆炸成无数个小人 Why aren't you exploding into a million Charmoniques
震惊地跑遍整层楼呢 and scurrying across the floor in shock?!
因为我并没有震惊到 Because I'm not shocked.
听起来你和弗雷迪的恋情正在走向成熟 It sounds like your relationship with freddy is maturing.
是啊 他让我见他的父母 Yeah. He asked me to meet the parents.
你是说跟那部电影《拜见岳父大人》一样吗 Oh, you mean like in that movie "Meet the Fockers"?
是的 但说回到我们没有上床这件事 Yeah, but back to us not having sex.
成熟的恋情就会这样吗 Is that what happens in mature relationships?
每段恋情都不尽相同 Every relationship is different,
但又都如出一辙 but none of them are different, yes?
不过 这样你就知道你们进入了下一阶段 That's how you know you're on the next level, though,
你心里不再只是想着跟对方上床 when you think about more than just having sex with them.
你现在在想着跟他上床吗 Are you thinking about having sex with him right now?
没有 No!
好吧 离我桌子远点 Okay, get away from my desk.
吃我吧
嗨 Hi.
天呐 God!
老天 我心跳都加速了 God! My heart is racing.
我也是 办公室约会哈 Mine, too. Workplace rendezvous?
这不是约会 This is not a rendezvous.
严格来说 任何会面都是约会 Technically, any meeting is a rendezvous.
说得对 Touche.
另外 请你离开 And additionally, please leave.
不好意思你说什么 I'm sorry?
不好意思 蕾恩 我从女性研究研讨会上学到 I'm sorry, Wren, but I learned in my women's studies seminar
没有人喜欢被错误地鼓励 that no one likes to be falsely encouraged.
所以我必须满怀敬意地表达 So I must respectfully express
我对建立浪漫关系不感兴趣 that I am not interested in forging a romantic convergence.
跟你建立关系 With you.
是啊 明白了 Yeah. Got it.
感谢你如此坦诚 Thanks for being so frank.
蕾恩 等等 Wren, hold on a second.
我不太喜欢吃松饼 所以... I'm not really a muffin guy, so...
老板 查理说你想见我 Sir, Charlie said you wanted to see me?
是的 我就是让他这么说的 Uh, yes. That's exactly what I told him to say.
进来坐 Come in. Take a seat.
亨利 我是想感谢你 Henry, I just wanted to thank you
和伊莉莎一起做出的伟大贡献 for the tremendous work you've been doing with Eliza.
我自作主张给咱们点了庆祝的三明治套餐 I took the liberty of ordering us a celebratory sammie.
谢谢 您真好 老板 Oh, cheers. Very kind of you, sir.
亨利 我并不知道 You know, Henry, I don't know the difference
神奇帕尼尼三明治跟神奇宝贝有什么区别 between a panini and a pokemon.
真的吗 You don't?
但我知道的是 这个美味尤物 But I do know this little piece of edible sunshine
是我一天中最美的时光 is the highlight of my day.
老板 Sir?
老板 你还好吗 有什么问题吗 Are you -- are you all right? Is there something wrong?
一切都有问题 E-everything's wrong.
一切 Everything!
以前他们做的三明治甜甜的咸咸的油油的脆脆的 The old sandwich was sweet, salty, creamy, crisp.
吃的时候简直就是美味旅行 可这个 She was a -- a toothsome journey. But this? Th--
这个... It's --
不好意思 Excuse me.
对 你好 Ah, yes. Hello.
我刚才你们家买了两个手工三明治 I just picked up two of your artisan sammies,
我怀疑 and I'm just wondering
我们遇到酸辣酱问题了 if we're up against some sort of chutney issue.
知道了 I see.
好 谢谢解释 Right. Well, uh, thank you for the explanation.
怎么回事 What is the explanation?
亨利 故事依旧那么老套 Well, Henry, it's a tale as old as time.
姑娘做三明治 做出来一直很好吃 Girl makes sandwich, sandwich is delicious,
可是小伙子伤了姑娘的心 boy breaks girl's heart,
所以姑娘做出的三明治 girl makes new sandwich
就跟石头磨成粉一样又硬又难吃了 which tastes like ground-up pigeon beak.
故事的结局就不用我告诉你了吧 And I don't think I need to tell you how this story ends.
其实需要 老板 You actually do, sir.
男人才是三明治的关键 亨利 Boy fixes sandwich, Henry.
男人才能让三明治变得美味 Boy fixes sandwich.
我就只是说我对她不感兴趣 All I said was that I wasn't interested in her romantically.
重点不是你说了什么 是你说话的方式 It's not what you said. It's how you said it.
什么 如果能吃回以前美味的三明治 Come on! What? I'm willing to pay double
我愿意出双倍的钱 if we can have the old, toothsome sandwiches back.
我们合作社是不会 Our cooperative doesn't bend
向万能的美元卑躬屈膝的 to the pressure of the almighty dollar.
好吧 Fine.
要不你跟我说制作材料 What if you tell me the ingredients
我自己给他做三明治吃吧 so I can make the sandwich for him myself?
如果我给你几把画刷 Oh, and if I just gave you some brushes,
你就能画出蒙娜丽莎了吗 could you paint the "Mona lisa"?
这两者不能比吧 Uh...I think this is a little different.
出去 Out.
别这样 Come on.
我只是把我的感觉实话实说了而已 All I was trying to do was be honest about my feelings.
你能把自己的感觉坦白说出来很好 It's great that you can be so honest about your feelings,
即使说出来会伤害到别人 even if it means hurting someone else's.
谢谢 Thank you.
我那是在讽刺你 I meant that as a burn.
我说谢谢也是讽刺你 Meant mine as a burn, too.
你讽刺人就是说谢谢吗 "Thank you" was your burn?!
根据亨利的指导 Per Henry's instructions,
我想把自己尿布疹膏的点子坚持到底 I was trying to follow through on my diaper-cream idea,
所以又一次加班到很晚 which meant another late night at the office.
你怎么还在这里 What are you still doing here?
现在我的推送通知都是关于尿布疹膏的 Okay. All my push notifications are now diaper-face related.
我们现在是图钉网[社交网站]生活妙招版头条呢 We're trending on Pinterest's life hack board.
而且我发的推特刚被洛杉矶的基佬合唱团转发了 And I was just re-tweeted by the gay men's chorus of Los Angeles.
厉害吧 Aah!
真没想到啊 Wow, look at you.
你竟然工作到这么晚 你这样我还是第一次见 Working late. I've never seen this side of you before.
话说你知道有个人会把每个垃圾桶的垃圾 Hey, did you know there's this guy that comes through
倒进一个大垃圾桶里吗 and empties every trash into one giant trash?
他就好像是圣诞老人垃圾逆行版 He's like reverse santa of garbage.
人家是清洁工人 Yes, he's the janitor.
那我不该给他留曲奇吃喽 So, I shouldn't leave cookies for him?
曲奇对他来说只是增加工作量 其实 No, he sees cookies as more work. In fact,
对他来说曲奇也就只是垃圾而已 cookies are just something else that he has to throw away.
好吧 那我打印好这份报告 Well, I'm just gonna print off this report
向萨珀斯坦说明我的进展 illustrating my progress for Saperstein
然后再赶去跟弗雷迪的父母吃晚餐 and then race off to dinner with Freddy's parents.
弗雷迪让你去见他父母了 Freddy asked you to meet his parents?
你觉得我不该去的话我就不去了 Unless you think I should cancel.
我不想听你说我不坚持到底 I don't want you to say I'm not following through.
鉴于某人那么多夜晚都是跟 As someone who has spent far too many nights alone
圣诞老人垃圾逆行版度过的 我跟你说 with the reverse garbage santa, I can tell you
在个人问题上坚持到底 that following through on personal stuff
也是很重要的 is just as important.
那你为什么不去跟茱莉亚在一起却还在这里 So, why are you still here and not with Julia?
因为茱莉亚跟我一样是个工作狂 Because Julia is a workaholic, like me.
所以我们才完美适合对方 I guess that's why we're perfect for each other
也几乎不怎么在一起吧 and seldom together.
要去见家长了啊 Meeting the parents.
看来你们俩之间要"认尊"了啊 Wow. Things are getting "Srs."
必须尊的啊 "Srsly."
伊莉莎 今晚不要老盯着手机了 Eliza, try to stay off the phone tonight.
饭桌上唯一该闪耀的只有你 The only thing that should be glowing at that table is you.
闪耀 Glowing.
希望我穿得还可以 I hope I'm dressed okay.
其实我都没有时间回家换衣服 I don't exactly have time to go home and change.
需要借我的外套穿吗 You want to borrow my coat?
好吧 Hmm. Maybe.
给你 Here you go.
-转身 -对 - Turn around. - Right.
怎么样 看起来如何 Well? How do I look?
太惊艳了 Wow.
有你的一半也有我的一半 Little bit of you, little bit of me.
看来这就是最佳组合啊 That seems to be the winning combination.
我开车去见弗雷迪的父母时 As I drove to meet Freddy and his parents,
考虑了一下亨利说的话 I thought about what Henry had said.
有些场合确实值得你放下手机 Some moments are worth putting your phone down for.
但是我们却越来越忘记这点 But more and more, we forget to.
你好 有人在等我 Hi. Um, I'm joining them.
谢谢 Thank you.
我开始感觉 It was starting to feel like
世界上有两种人 the world was divided into two groups of people --
在玩手机的和不在玩手机的 Those on their phones and those not on their phones.
但是突然 好像蓝雾突然散去 But suddenly, it was like the blue haze had lifted.
你们好 Hi!
-伊莉莎 -你好 - Oh, hey. Eliza. - Hi! Oh, hi.
她本人比在Ins上还漂亮啊 Wow, she is even more beautiful than on Instagram.
过奖 Oh.
几周前我们看到弗雷迪 We started following you a few weeks ago
在照片上圈了你 所以也粉了你 when Freddy tagged you in one of his pics.
-#跟踪狂 -#正是在下 - #Stalkers. - #Guilty.
伊莉莎 这两位对网络世界特别了解的人 Okay, Eliza, this incredibly internet-savvy couple
正是我的父母 布兰登和梅茜 happens to be my parents -- this is Brandon and Maisy.
布兰登和...梅茜吗 Brandon and -- and Maisy?
你们有意识到你们俩名字合起来是"梅布兰" Uh, you do realize your couple name is mais-'n-bran.
天哪 太棒了 Oh, my God. That is fantastic.
-我喜欢 -我也喜欢 - I love it. - I love it!
是吧 难怪你们在一起呢 Huh? I mean, no wonder you're together, right?
我们俩的名字合起来呢 What's our couple name?
弗雷...莎 弗雷莎 Um, uh, fry...za. Fryza.
弗雷莎 Fryza?
-弗雷莎 -弗雷莎 - F-fryza. - Yeah, Fryza.
当然 Sure.
并不只是说我们俩的名字合在一起 It wasn't just that our couple name
听起来像德语中骂人的话 sounded like a German curse word.
而且我跟弗雷迪在一起时90%的时间 It was the fact that 90% of the time I spent with Freddy,
要么是在干这个 we were either doing this...
* Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi *
* Mi mi mi only mi mi *
* Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi *
要么就是这个 or this
* Mi mi mi sexy me *
* Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi *
所以以前我并不知道 which prevented me from fully understanding
* Mi mi mi only mi mi *
弗雷迪是这样笑的... that Freddy's laugh sounds like this...
* Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi *
也不知道他是这样吃面包的 ...and that he eats his bread like this.
请问可以点单了吗 Mm! Are we ready to order?
女士 Madame?
我不知道吃什么 Oh, uh... I'm not sure what I want.
一会儿再点好吗 Can you come back to me?
-亲爱的 -我要吃三文鱼 - Honey? - Um, I'm gonna do the salmon.
好 我也吃三文鱼 Oh, yeah. Salmon, please.
那就来三份三文鱼吧 好像很不错 Make it three. Salmon sounds great.
一定不会让你们失望 三文鱼是我们的招牌菜 You won't be disappointed. That's what we're famous for.
我不知道为什么下不去手 I don't know why I'm having so much trouble
点听上去那么棒的东西吃 committing to something that sounds so...great.
有人不喜欢吃三文鱼吗 Do some people not like the salmon?
没有 人人都爱三文鱼 Oh, no. Everyone loves the salmon.
理论上 我也应该喜欢的 And, in theory, I should, too.
可是我最近吃太多三文鱼了 It's just that I've had a lot of salmon recently.
就好像三文鱼的精髓我都已经品尝过了 And I kind of feel like I've gotten all I can get out of salmon,
所以我可能没有胃口... and I may just have lost my taste for...
吃三文鱼了 salmon entirely.
海里还有很多别的鱼[天涯何处无芳草] I mean, look. There are other fish in the sea.
如果你不想吃三文鱼 I mean, if salmon doesn't feel right,
那你还是不要勉强自己了 then you probably shouldn't force it.
这是有史以来服务生给出的 It was one of the best pieces of advice
最好的建议 a waiter had ever given me.
莉莎 你没事吧 Liza? You okay?
梅布兰夫人先生 真的很抱歉 Mais-'n-bran, I'm really sorry.
虽然你们儿子帅到掉渣 Uh, your son is smoking hot,
我们之间滚床单也很和谐 可是我们 and we have obscene sexual chemistry. We're just not...
我们在一起不是最佳组合 We're not a winning combination.
你...你这是要甩了我吗 A-are you dumping me?
真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
伊莉莎 Eliza...
伊莉莎 Eliza!
那就点三份三文鱼对吧 So, just three salmons, then?
有那么多人可以死 Of all the people to die,
为什么是克莱尔·丹尼斯[演员] why Claire Danes?
-布鲁 你不能这样 -我也看过 - Prue! Prue, you can't do that! - I also read it.
我一直把贝丝想象成克莱尔·丹尼斯 I just always picture Beth as Claire Danes.
幸好贝丝死了 I think it's great that Beth died.
其实我很为贝丝高兴 I'm actually super happy for Beth.
死于猩红热 I mean, dying from scarlet fever
总比相亲网站上每晚都没人搭理强吧 sounds better than being ignored on match.com every night.
再加一个人不晚吧 Too late for one more?
你肯定不想让我 I'm sure you don't still want me
加入你们的读书俱乐部了吧 蕾恩 to join your book club, Wren,
但是 我又重新看了一遍我的论文 but, um... I re-read my thesis,
那简直就是一堆废话 and it is hogwash.
乔和劳里注定只能做朋友 Jo and Laurie are meant to be friends,
劳里有别的人了 and Laurie is seeing someone else.
看到了吧 蕾恩 劳里并不恨乔 You see, Wren? Laurie doesn't hate Jo.
劳里只是已经有喜欢的人了 Laurie is just in a relationship.
毫无疑问 虽然乔对劳里没有性吸引力 And make no mistake, Laurie is not physically attracted to Jo.
但是劳里也不需要说出来的 But Laurie certainly did not need to just say that.
同意 Agreed.
劳里还需要进一步努力啊 Laurie still has some work left to do.
对不起 蕾恩 I'm sorry, Wren.
我这么做不是为了自己 And not just in a self-serving,
不是因为想吃到你做的美味三明治 I-want-your-sandwich kind of way.
我不是故意伤害你的感情的 真的 I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I really didn't.
我接受你的道歉 Apology accepted.
谢谢 Thank you.
对了... Oh, and, uh...
还有一件事 布琳 One more thing. Bryn?
什么事 Yeah?
你家门口那么大一张擦鞋垫写着欢迎 For someone with such a large welcome mat,
可是你却一点都不热情啊 you aren't very welcoming.
讽刺回去 亲爱的 Burn returned, my dear.
这就是你的讽刺吗 That's your burn?
你是想了多久才想出来的 How long did it take you to come up with that?
我的手机关机差不多... With my phone off for almost --
其实我不知道多久 因为手机关机了 I don't know how long because my phone was off --
现在就只有我和那个挥之不去的想法 It was just me and this one thought that I couldn't shake.
我唯一不逃避的人 The only person who I wasn't hiding from,
唯一真正见过不带#和滤镜的我的人是... the only person who had ever seen me with no #Filter was...
-亨利 -嘿 - Henry. - Hey.
你跟弗雷迪进行得怎么样 How did it go with Freddy?
该怎么样...就怎么样了 It went exactly... like it was supposed to.
那就好 Oh, good.
那就好 晚安 Glad to hear it. Have a great night.
亨利 等等 Henry. Wait.
我想把外套还给你 I want to give you your jacket back.
明天给我就行 You can just give it to me tomorrow.
不行 No.
我真的很想今晚就还给你 I really want to give it to you tonight.
* Come let's stroll, stroll across the floor *
你确定现在就要回家吗 You sure you want to head home right now?
不确定 No, I'm not.
* Now turn around baby *
我得回家喂猫 I have to go feed my cat.
* Let's stroll once more *
你根本没养猫 You don't have a cat.
我先去买只猫 然后再把它喂饱 I have to go purchase a cat and then feed it generously.
* Feels so good, take me by my hand *
这按钮到底怎么回事 I don't understand what the point of this button is!
* I Feel so good, take me by my hand *
我没有泄气 I wasn't discouraged.
* And let's go strolling in wonderland *
亨利教我要对自己的好点子坚持到底 Henry had taught me to follow through on my good ideas,
这个点子比呼吸毯那个还好 and this one was even better than the blorkel.
我和亨利会在一起的... Henry and I were going to be together...
不然能怎样 or else.