《吸血鬼日记》前情提要 Previously on The Vampire Diaries
达蒙已经死了 Damon's gone!
阿拉里克会催眠我忘记一切 Alaric will compel away any memories
我和达蒙曾在一起的记忆 I had of Damon and me being together.
泰勒和斯特凡都同意了 Tyler and Stefan are on board.
把它抹掉吧 拜托了 Just take it away, please.
吸血鬼不能进入神秘瀑布镇 Vampires can't get into Mystic Falls.
他们可以在镇界徘徊 They can lurk around the borders.
不 No!
不就是卡罗琳催眠她忘记埃琳娜的袭击吗 Caroline compelled her to forget Elena attacked her.
没什么大不了的 It's not a big deal.
你是神秘瀑布镇的 You're from Mystic Falls?
还是创始人家族之一 One of the founding families actually.
有什么遗言吗 Any final words?
我们到底在哪 Where the hell are we?
1994年 1994.
是魔法送我们过来的 We got here by magic.
那就应该也能靠魔法离开 Magic should be able to get us out.
你把横27填出来了 Look who got 27 across.
我没填出来 I didn't finish this.
也不是我 Well, neither did I.
这里还有其他人 There's someone else here.
斯特凡没道别 Stefan didn't say good-bye.
达蒙和邦妮死后 他就那么离开了 Damon and Bonnie died and he just left.
放开她 Let her go.
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这儿可不是停车场 小子 Ain't a parking lot, kid.
我不是来上班的 Yeah? Well, I'm not here to work.
我要请假几天 Need a few days off.
校对 米苏 草草 总监 米苏
那我要找新机修工了 And it looks like I need a new mechanic.
我说 我要请假几天 I said I need a few days off.
你傻吗 Are you slow?
我给你说明白点 Let me simplify.
留下 就能保住工作 走 就直接解雇 Stay--keep the job. Leave--lose it.
你怎么会这么强壮 How the hell are you so strong?
你雇了一个吸血鬼 You hired a vampire.
下次好好调查一下背景 Next time, do a background check.
闭嘴 别动 Now shut up and don't move.
你不知道我想这么做想多久了 You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that.
我其实是想重新开始 See, I was trying to get a fresh start,
过上正常的生活 做份普通工作 live a normal life, normal job,
有个普通的混蛋老板 normal dick of a boss.
说的就是你 That's you by the way.
这里本该是我的避风港 This place was supposed to be my sanctuary,
直到昨天 一切都变了 and it was until yesterday.
跟我来 Come with me.
这是我女朋友艾薇 That's my girlfriend Ivy.
有人昨晚在我面前杀了她 Somebody killed her last night right in front of me,
所以 我得回家 so now I need to go back home--
那是我最不想去的地方 last place on this planet I want to be--
找到那人 杀了他 find him, and kill him.
就像我说的 我要请假几天 Like I said, I need a few days off.
你该休息几天 You should take a few days off.
谢了伙计 我会的 Thanks, buddy. I will.
你去把我的车 Now I need you to drive my car
开进林子里 into the woods.
然后埋了我女朋友 You're gonna bury my girlfriend
然后彻底忘记此事 and forget this ever happened.
等我回来时 你要给我加薪 Oh, and when I get back, you're giving me a raise.
吸血鬼
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第六季 第三集
我志愿在医院帮忙到2点 So I, uh, volunteer at the hospital until, like, 2:00,
然后我们可以拼车 and then I figure we can carpool
去深水潭游泳 to the party at the swimming hole.
一般搬回来时是要把东西往外拿的 Um, normally when you move back in, you unpack.
我不能留下 I'm not staying.
昨晚只是我一时心软 Last night was just a momentary moment of weakness.
一时心软 Momentary moment?
你真的不想回学校吗 Are you sure you don't want to come back to school?
卡罗琳 需要朋友不叫心软 Caroline, needing your friends isn't a weakness,
不管是不是一时的 momentary or otherwise.
跟斯特凡说吧 他显然是谁都不需要 Tell that to Stefan, who clearly needs no one.
别对他那么苛刻 Cut him some slack.
他失去了哥哥啊 He lost his brother.
虽然他哥哥是个没有灵魂的杀人狂 Granted, said brother was a soulless homicidal maniac,
但毕竟也是他哥哥 but still.
怎么了 What?
没什么 我得走了 Nothing. I just-- I got to go.
我得跟恩佐吃早饭 I've got breakfast with Enzo, so...
恩佐 Enzo?
你们去公路旅行了一趟 You guys go on one road trip,
就好到一起吃早饭了 and all of a sudden, you're breakfast buddies?
差不多吧 Yeah, I guess so.
讽刺的是 他如今 Ironically, he's recently become
是我生活中比较稳定的一个人了 one of the more stable people in my life.
好吧 那请他也来参加派对吧 Ok. Then invite him to the party.
埃琳娜 Elena.
来嘛 我都让马特翘掉下午的训练 Come on. I got Matt to take the afternoon off from his training
让泰勒给练习队放假 and Tyler to give the practice squad a break.
杰里米都会来 Even Jeremy is coming.
我们都很久没聚在一起了 It's been forever since we've all been together.
肯定好玩的 It'll be fun.
别逼我使出绝招 Don't make me invoke the nuclear option.
我会用自拍轰炸你 Because I will selfie bomb you
每5分钟一张 every 5 minutes.
好吧 我去 Ok. Fine. I'll go to the party.
太好了 Yay!
但我不会搬回来的 But I'm not moving back in.
等我们喝果冻酒的时候再谈吧 That is a conversation to be had over jell-o shots.
阿拉里克对她做了什么啊 What did Alaric do to her?
我只知道她忘记了她在达蒙身上看到的闪光点 All I know is she doesn't remember whatever it is she saw in Damon,
而且我们不能泄密 and we're supposed to keep it that way.
我刚刚跟她待了一整晚 I just spent the whole night with her,
感觉好怪 and it's weird.
她感觉不像以前的她了 She just doesn't seem like her old self.
因为她现在快乐了 Yeah. It's because she's happy.
我们不就希望这个吗 Isn't that the point?
大概是吧 I guess.
我得挂了 回头见 Look. I got to go. I'll see you later.
这么早就洗车啊 It's a little early for a carwash.
我带了些护根来 Oh, yeah. I brought in some mulch
这样你们就可以清理4大街的公园了 so you guys could clean up that little park on 4th.
结果红护根会掉色 Turns out red mulch stains.
谁知道呢 Who knew?
我朋友要开派对 My friends are having a party,
我下午吃过饭想过去 and I'd like to go by this afternoon after lunch.
还要我批准吗 You need a permission slip?
不是 No.
我又不是你妈 去吧 I'm not your mom. Go.
带上杰伊吧 我骗他来帮我洗车 And take Jay. Suckered him into washing my car.
他该玩玩了 He needs some fun.
你开车 我要喝酒 You're driving. I'm drinking.
你俩都给我警惕点 Both of you, keep your eyes open.
最近发生了好多起动物袭击 We've had a lot of animal attacks lately.
他是指被狗咬的姑娘 He means dog bite girl.
嗯 我知道 Yeah. I know what he means.
那个淋浴有4个喷头呢 That shower has 4 heads.
谁脏得需要4个喷头啊 Who's so dirty they need 4 heads?
你肯定想不到 You'd be surprised.
要波本还是波本 You want bourbon or, well, bourbon?
我讨厌波本 但我喜欢这房子 I hate bourbon, but I love this house.
我能假装我已经找到了爸爸 Can I just pretend that I found my dad
而他就这里的屋主吗 and it's whoever lives here?
相信我 肯定不是 Trust me. It's not.
为什么 我妈妈住在神秘瀑布镇 Why not? My mom lived in Mystic Falls
好多年才生下了我 for years before she had me.
肯定是有人把她肚子搞大了 Somebody had to knock her up.
你就没想过问她吗 You ever think about asking her?
好主意啊 走吧 Oh. Good idea. Hurry.
我们去墓地吧 Let's go to the cemetery.
懂了 抱歉 Gotcha. Sorry.
这里的屋主究竟是谁啊 Who does live here anyway?
两兄弟 Two brothers.
一个搬走了 另一个死了 One moved. The other is dead.
问个问题 Hey. Quick question.
告诉你 不行 Quick answer. No.
真好笑 我们要举办派对 Hilarious. We're having a party today.
你能从酒吧拿一两桶酒来吗 You think you could spare a keg or two from scull bar?
你可以来哦 You can come.
你 酒 我弟弟 You and alcohol and my brother.
这个组合为什么那么耳熟而且糟糕呢 Why does that combination sound so familiar and terrible?
你的气管怎么样了 卢克 Who is your trachea, Luke?
公平地说 他的确道歉了 In fairness, he apologized.
我在努力了 好吗 I'm working on this, ok?
我注意饮酒适量 I watch my drinking,
避开让我生气的东西 I avoid things that make me angry.
1点过后来酒吧 Come by the bar after 1:00.
我想想办法 I'll see what I can do.
你又来了 You're doing that thing again.
什么 What thing?
就是你喜欢一个人 Oh, the thing where you're a bitch
就对他特别差劲 because you like somebody.
简直太明显了 It's pretty transparent.
我不怪你 他是挺性感的 I don't blame you. He's hot.
早啊 吹牛帅哥 Hey, cutebrag.
你刚刚喊我吹牛帅哥吗 Did you just call me cutebrag?
那个可不是我想出来的 Hey. I didn't come up with it.
是另一个志愿者 Another one of the volunteers did.
怎么了 你有时是挺喜欢吹牛嘛 What? Sometimes, you brag.
至少还有"帅哥"的成分在里头 At least it has "cute" in it.
算是个好处 Small favors.
我是连姆 你是埃琳娜 I'm Liam, you're Elena.
瞧 真正的名字多好记啊 See how easy it is to remember?
吹吧你就 Brag.
除了摧毁我的自尊 你还有别的事吗 Is there something you wanted other than to destroy my self-esteem?
还真有 Actually, yes.
你下午有事吗 Are you doing anything this afternoon?
我的朋友要开派对 My friends are throwing a party
就在我家乡外面 just outside my hometown,
我想介绍你认识一个姑娘 and there's a girl that I actually want you to meet.
来吧 Just come.
好吧 Ok.
斯特凡 Stefan?
怎么回事 What--
我得说 4个月不见 For the record, 4 months is far too long
真是太长了 for me to go without seeing you.
我知道 所以我来了 I know. That's why I'm here.
我路过想来打个招呼 I wanted to stop by and say hi.
我推就行 I got it.
好吧 Ok.
我们需要草莓 鸡蛋 We need strawberries, eggs,
牛奶 蜡烛 milk, and--ooh-- candles.
我知道有一阵了 I know it's been a while,
但你作为锚不能施魔法 but you couldn't do magic as an anchor,
所以我很好奇 你究竟是为什么 so I'm curious what momentary lapse of reason
认为你现在就能施了 makes you think you can do it now.
要知道 我们刚来的时候 You know, when all this started,
你的薄煎饼做得很烂 you sucked at making pancakes,
而如今 已经能下咽了 and now they're somewhat edible.
牛奶 所以没必要做悲观先生 Milk. There's no reason to be Peter Pessimist.
我们已经证明了 这里还有别人 We have proof we're not alone.
首先 First of all...
别给我起外号 Don't nickname.
那是我的专长 That's my thing.
这所谓的证据 莫名其妙填好的 And this proof, this mysteriously filled in
填字游戏 很可能就是你呢 crossword, could very easily have been you.
不是我填的 I didn't fill it in.
不 你是不知道自己填好了 No. You don't know you filled it in.
你还不知道你会说梦话 You also don't know that you talk in your sleep.
鸡蛋 Eggs.
什么意思 What are you saying?
我梦游填填字游戏了吗 Are you saying I sleep crossword?
我是说这比另一个理论更合理 I'm saying it makes more sense than the alternative.
我知道你想干什么 I get what you're doing.
干什么 What am I doing?
你不肯对再见到埃琳娜抱有希望 You refuse to have hope that you'll see Elena again
这样你就不会失望了 so you don't have to be disappointed.
我不肯抱有希望 因为这是没希望的 I refuse to have hope because there's nothing to hope for.
猪皮 Pork rinds.
单子上没有 而且恶心哦 Not on the list and eww.
不 达蒙 No, Damon.
这个架子上本来有猪皮的 There were pork rinds here on this shelf.
过去4个月 There have been pork rinds here
我们每次来购物时 on every shopping trip we've had
架子上都有猪皮 for the past 4 months.
听到了吗 You hear that?
听到了吗 达蒙 You hear that, Damon?
这就是希望的声音 That's what hope sounds like.
医院的事 This hospital thing,
你的新面貌啊 it's a whole new look, huh?
是啊 显然这个颜色 Yeah. Apparently this color disguises
能掩盖我一天里被溅上的各种体液的颜色 all bodily fluids that I could get covered in throughout the day.
目前我大多只是做观察 So far, it's been mostly observation,
但是 我喜欢那里 but--I don't know-- I love it there.
看到病人转危为安 很令人开心 Seeing sick people getting better, it's inspiring.
你看上去不一样了 You seem different.
快乐多了 You seem, um, happier.
你呢 你开心吗 And you? Are you happy?
卡罗琳跟我说了一点你的情况 Caroline filled me in a little bit.
就是地狱的晚餐会吗 Oh. About the, uh, dinner party from hell.
她也是这么说的 Her exact words actually.
在她的咆哮之间 提到了 And in between the ranting, she may have mentioned
你的新工作 something about a new job
还有新女友 and a new girlfriend.
是艾薇吧 Ivy, right? Is it Ivy?
斯特凡 没事的 真的 Stefan, it's fine. Seriously.
我不觉得怪 It's not weird, I promise.
我只是很高兴终于能再见到你了 I'm just happy to finally see you again, you know?
过去几个月失去了邦妮 我很不好受 It's been really rough losing Bonnie the last couple of months...
对一个失去了哥哥的人说这种话 Which is an incredibly insensitive thing to say
真是太不近人情了 to somebody who just lost their brother.
对不起 I'm--I'm sorry.
没事 我也在一直治愈心伤呢 No. I've been working on the healing thing, too,
差不多吧 I guess.
对了 你有卡罗琳的消息吗 Hey. Uh, by the way, have you, uh, heard from Caroline?
她不回我电话 She's not returning any of my calls,
我真的很想为我之前的行为跟她道歉 and I really want to apologize for the way I acted.
她今天会去深水潭啊 Well, she'll be there at the swimming hole today.
你也该来 You should come.
不了 我觉得我还没准备好重新投入那一切 No, no. I'm not sure I'm ready to dive back into all that.
不是想说双关语 No pun intended.
斯特凡 他们也是你的朋友啊 Stefan, they're your friends, too.
别这样 我知道我们不能再去神秘酒吧了 Come on. I know that we can't hang out at the Grill anymore,
但这不代表我们不能一起玩啊 but that doesn't mean we can't all spend time together.
来吧 Come on, please.
即使不为了那个 至少来劝劝卡罗琳 If not for that, then at least to convince Caroline that Enzo
别把恩佐当做新死党 is not new best friend replacement material.
恩佐也去吗 Will Enzo be there?
嗯 但我可以不让他去的 Yeah, but I can easily uninvite him.
-我更希望你来 -不用 没事的 - I'd rather you come. - No. Don't worry about it.
好啊 我或许会去的 Yeah. Maybe I'll stop by.
太好了 Great.
你知道规矩吗 Do you understand the rules?
嗯 第一条 不能提起埃琳娜曾深爱达蒙 Yeah. Rule one-- don't mention Elena was madly in love with Damon,
否则你就杀了我 or you'll kill me.
第二条 干脆就别提达蒙 否则你就杀了我 Rule two--don't really reference Damon at all, or you'll kill me.
没错 Yeah.
第三条 抹防晒霜 Rule 3-- wear sunscreen--
别拿我寻开心 Don't make fun of me.
一定要让埃琳娜过上快乐的新生活 It's important that we let Elena live her new happy,
虽然这是无视问题 但这是她想要的 problem-ignoring zombie life the way she wants.
真是又有支持又有指责的一句话 A sentence which sounded oddly supportive and judgmental.
我支持她 她做了她必须做的 I support her. She did what she needed to do
才能避免在大街上吸无辜者的血 to stop chomping on innocent people on the road,
但我并不喜欢 but it doesn't mean that I'm enjoying
一个人沉浸在痛苦里 marinating all alone in my misery.
我跟你一起沉浸 Well, I'll marinate with you.
谢谢了 真的 I appreciate it. Really, I do.
但我不是斯特凡 But I'm not Stefan.
第四条 再也别提那混蛋的名字 否则... Rule number 4-- don't ever mention that jerk's name again, or--
否则你杀了我 懂了 Or you'll kill me. Got it.
那是血迹还是馅饼馅 Is that blood or pie?
是馅饼吧 Please say pie.
是... That would be, uh...
雪莉 菜单上没有的特色菜 Shirley, a special off-the-menu item.
这小餐馆存货丰富呢 This little diner is surprisingly well-stocked.
告诉我你抓住她 饱食一顿 然后抹去她记忆了 Tell me that you snatched, ate, erased.
有趣的是 Funny thing about that.
前两样如果做对了 You do the first two properly,
第三项就没必要了 the third isn't necessary.
你杀了她 You killed her?
别那么震惊嘛 Oh, don't act all shocked.
抱歉 但死亡就是让我震惊 Well, I'm sorry, but death shocks me,
而且会产生失踪人口报告 and it also leads to a missing persons report,
然后就是... which leads to--
警长调查 A sheriff's investigation?
我好怕 I'm terrified.
我已经有3次警告了 I already have 3 warnings.
再来一次要罚款了 One more, it's a fine.
肯定是短路了 It's got to be a short,
线路故障什么的 faulty wiring, something.
或者 有人投币了 Or someone put a quarter in it
把它打开了 and turned it on.
我对你抱有的错误的希望 You know, I'm a little confused
有点糊涂啊 with all this misplaced hope.
好吧 就算这儿真有别人 All right. Let's just say there's someone here.
你怎么知道我们就能离开 How do you know we're gonna get out?
你说过这里是你的地狱 对吧 Well, you say that this is your hell, right?
如果这里还有别人 If there's someone else here,
那么这儿就不是你的地狱 that means it's not your hell,
如果不是 那就是我外婆把我们送来的 and if it's not your hell, that means grams put us here,
如果是这样 and if grams put us here,
我们就能出去 there's a way out.
你的逻辑好有道理 There's a hell of a logic knot you've tied for yourself.
谢谢 Thank you.
既然希望没问题了 我们玩个游戏吧 So now that we've properly placed our hope, let's play a game.
等我们离开 When we get out,
你要告诉埃琳娜的第一件事是什么 what's the first thing you're gonna tell Elena?
抱歉我杀了邦妮 Sorry I killed Bonnie,
但她真的是这世上 but she was the most annoying person
最讨厌的人了 in the world.
她就是不肯闭嘴 She wouldn't shut up.
一直说个不停 She just kept talking.
我能撑那么久都是个奇迹了 I mean, it's a wonder I made it as long as I did,
但问题是 but here's the thing.
我觉得这样其实更好 I think it's better this way
因为她没有魔法 because she didn't have magic,
所以她基本上没什么用 and she was pretty much useless.
达蒙 Damon.
怎么了 What?
你还觉得我没用吗 I don't know. You still think I'm useless?
我的车 That's my car.
我的车啊 That's my car!
她坚定 又可爱 She's determined but sweet,
总是乐观主义者 ernal optimist,
从不忘记任何人的生日 never forgets a birthday.
还有什么 What else?
从不放弃她的朋友 Never gives up on her friends.
是的 她非常忠诚 Yes. True. She's completely loyal.
这不错啊 为她助势 This is good. Build her up.
相信她一定像你们夸得这么好得不像话 I'm sure she'll live up to these ridiculously high expectations.
又是一个优点 That's another one.
特别擅长突破别人的期望 Great at surpassing expectations.
这么说她是个完美的女孩 So she's perfect.
绝对的 Totally.
差不多吧 Pretty much.
你俩在一起多久了 So how long have you two been together?
我们 没有 我...我们... Us? No. I'm-- we're--heh.
我们没有 以前约会过 We're not, but, I mean, we did at one point--
现在不在一起了 Not any more.
是刚分手吗 Was that recent?
你们俩在一起的感觉好和谐 Because you two seem weirdly functional.
都已经两年了吗 Has it already been two years?
时光飞逝啊 Time flies.
我们还要听多久... How much longer are we gonna listen--
这声音与你的声音恰恰相反 This sound is the opposite sound of your voice,
我真是太喜欢了 and I so enjoy it.
车究竟怎么会在这里 达蒙 How did it even get here, Damon?
1994年你把车放在这里了吗 Did you leave it here in 1994?
我不知道 邦妮 I don't know, Bonnie.
那都是18年前的事了 It was 18 years ago.
那时候我忙着呢 Has a lot going on that day.
那你承认不大可能是你自己把车开到这里来的喽 OK. So you admit that it's pretty unlikely that you did.
根本不可能 Every unlikely.
所以很有可能... Which would stand to reason that...
是别人把车放到这里的 邦妮 Someone may have put it here, Bonnie.
对 我承认 Yes. I admit that.
达蒙 Damon...
我知道 I know.
等回去我要告诉埃琳娜我有多爱她 I'm gonna tell Elena how much I love her,
然后再为杀了你而道歉 and then I'm gonna apologize for killing you.
你刚才看到了吗 Wait. Did you see that?
这次看到了 I did that time.
去见见这位朋友吧 Let's go meet our little friend.
湖跟深水潭有什么却别吗 还是... So is a lake different from a swimmin' hole, or...
就是深水潭 Swimming hole.
谢谢你把我说得跟土鳖一样 Thanks for making me sound like a redneck.
怎么 你高中时都是在哪开派对的 Why? Where did you party in high school?
别人家里 或是那人的另一个家 Oh. Somebody's house or second house,
总之谁家游泳池最大去谁家 whichever had the biggest pool.
看来我确实爱吹牛 Huh. I guess I do brag.
是啊 现在轮到我炫耀了 Yup. Now it's my turn to brag
我打赌你们泳池派对上没人能做这个吧 because I bet nobody at your pool parties could do this.
杰里米 Jeremy?
天哪 Oh, my God.
埃琳娜 Elena.
抱歉打扰你们这样 Sorry to interrupt what I'm sure was
发自内心地秀恩爱 a heartfelt display of true love,
但我是杰里米的姐姐 but I'm Jeremy's sister,
我们自家人之间想好好聊聊 and we were about to have a nice little family chat.
明白我为什么乐意当孤儿了吧 That's why I'm happy I'm an orphan.
你邀请了我袭击的那个女孩 You invited the girl that I attacked?
卡罗琳已经催眠她忘掉你袭击她的事了 No. I brought the girl Caroline compelled to forget you attacked.
她什么都不知道 She doesn't know anything.
杰里米 你为什么要冒这个险 Jer, why would you even risk it?
因为她穿比基尼很好看 Because she looks good in a bikini.
我可以走了吗 Can I go now?
虽然我来开车 但如果你吐我一车 Yeah. I may be driving, but if you puke in my truck,
我会杀了你的 I'm gonna kill you.
被狗咬的那姑娘还挺性感的 You know, dog bite girl's kind of hot
不过是那种挺颓废的性感 in, like, a trashy way, though.
你为什么一直叫她被狗咬的姑娘 Why do you keep calling her that-- dog bite girl?
因为这很扯淡啊 什么样的狗 Because it's ridiculous. What kind of dog
会咬人的脖子 bites you in the neck.
谁知道呢 老兄 I don't know, man.
我可是见过一些恶犬呢 I've seen some pretty vicious dogs.
你好啊 泰 What's up, Ty?
我刚收到埃琳娜发的短信 I just got a text from Elena.
她想见我们 She wants to see us.
等等 Hold on.
难道你真认为 Are you telling me that you think a girl
一个脖子上有两个刺伤伤口的女孩 with two puncture wounds in her neck
是被狗咬的 got bit by a dog?
如果她这么说 I think if that's what she said
我愿意相信她 then that's what happened.
那你就是个蠢货 Then you're an idiot.
你是个喝多了的混蛋 And you're a wasted douchebag.
我们都不完美 We all have faults.
你再说一次试试 You want to say that a little louder?
杰伊 冷静点 Jay, back off.
不不 你刚刚说我是混蛋吗 No, no, no. I think you just called me a douchebag.
我只想确认一下 I just want to make sure.
别冲动 杰伊 你现在的行为 Whoa, Jay! Jay, what you're doing right now,
正是混蛋的表现 definition of a douchebag.
别激动 Simmer.
我逗你们呢 I'm just playing.
你们要来点啤酒吗 You guys want beers?
好 Yeah.
抱歉 哥们 Sorry, man.
我是斯特凡 Hey. It's Stefan
有事请留言 Leave a message.
没错 不接电话是他的新习惯 Yeah. Not answering is one of his new things.
他说他是来道歉的 He said he was here to apologize.
骗你的 也是他的新习惯之一 Lying. Also one of his new things.
斯特凡现在有不少新习惯 Stefan has a lot of new things.
你们看到斯特凡了吗 Hey. Have you guys seen Sstefan?
我都不知道他回来了 I didn't even know he was back.
能说说找我们来干什么吗 So you want to fill us in on what we're doing here?
你们不记得这个地方了吗 You don't remember this place?
以前我们父母在野外烧烤时 We used to sneak off here and get wasted
我们经常溜到这里来喝酒 while our parents were outside grilling.
虽然如今我们许多人的父母都不在了 Granted, we all have a few less parents,
但我们还是可以找找乐子 but we can still have fun.
其实我不行 Actually, I can't.
我在学习如何控制愤怒 I'm working on my rage issues,
酒对我可没好处 and this wouldn't help.
我哥们喝多了 我明早还要训练 所以... My buddy's wasted, and I've got to train in the morning, so...
好吧 尽管我不想像个酒鬼似的 Ok. Well, I don't want to sound like an alcoholic,
但我确实想来一杯 but I do want a shot,
有人愿意陪我吗 so will someone do one with me?
我来 Done!
干杯 Bottoms up.
瞧瞧我们 Well... here we are,
多开心啊 having fun.
我很开心 I'm having fun.
你们不开心吗 Aren't we having fun?
这真的很有意思 This is really fun.
好吧 显然这是个错误决定 Ok. Clearly, this was a big mistake.
我只是想跟你们待一下午 I just wanted to spend one afternoon
哪怕只有那么一刻 假装我们 where we pretend for just one second
并没有渐行渐远 like we're not all drifting apart.
问题在于 埃琳娜 Well, that's thproblem, Elena.
并不是所有人都喜欢假装 Not all of us are ok with pretending.
有些人更喜欢直面问题 Some of us prefer to face our problems head-on.
我想我们该走了 I think we should go.
没错 Yeah.
你怎么了 What's going on?
我只是很孤单 I'm just lonely, ok?
邦妮不在了 斯特凡也不在了 And Bonnie's gone, Stefan's gone.
恩佐居然成了我可怕嗜血的朋友 Enzo, shocker, terrible, murderous friend.
还有我呢 卡罗琳 I'm still here, Car.
是啊 Yeah.
还好有你在 You're still here.
再来一个吧... Here take another shot and...
好吧 我自己吃 Ok. Not so much.
是在皮卡后面 It was behind the pickup.
不是 是在前面 No. It was in the front.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
当然 非常肯定 Yes. Absolutely I'm sure.
就在那儿的 It was right there.
只是块防水布 It was a tarp.
我们看见的是防水布 We saw a tarp.
至于那个 是定时的 And that, that is on a timer.
它自己启动的 That turned on by itself.
但你的车呢 But your car.
我1994年时把它停在这儿了 I left it here in '94.
那填字游戏怎么解释 And the crossword?
是你完成的 邦妮 You filled it out, Bonnie.
也就是说只有我们被困在 Which means we're alone
我的地狱里 in my own hell
根本不能逃离 with no Grams escape hatch.
我们要永远困在这里了 We're never getting out.
把你的戒指给我 Give me your ring.
什么 What?
把戒指给我 Give me your ring.
你一直说你毫无希望 All I've heard you say is that you have no hope
这里是你的地狱 and that this is your hell,
如果真是如此 你为什么不一死了之呢 so if it's so bad, why don't you just end it?
希望是我唯一的动力 达蒙 Hope is the only thing keeping me going, Damon,
如果你真的受够了 觉得没希望了 so if you're really done, if you have none,
那就去死吧 then be done.
怨天尤人是没用的 Because this isn't helping.
今天过得不好吧 达蒙 Rough day, huh, Damon?
抱歉 真不礼貌 我叫卡伊 Sorry. Manners. I'm Kai.
认识你很高兴 Nice to meet you.
吃猪皮吗 Pork rind?
你确定你自己能找到回家的路吗 So you're sure you're ok to find your way back home?
抱歉 我朋友卡罗琳情绪有点低落 Sorry. My friend Caroline's having a bit of a crisis.
这几个月对她来说挺难熬的 It's been a rough couple of months for her.
其实她真的很友善 She's normally really sweet.
其实 没见着她也好 Actually, I'm glad I didn't meet her
不然我再这么做就太尴尬了 because then it would have been awkward when I did this.
居然亲了想撮合你和她闺蜜的女孩 Kissing a girl who's trying to set you up with her best friend?
差评 Red flag.
或许吧 我暗中怀疑你就喜欢这种的 Maybe. I have a sneaking suspicion that's your type.
这可是卡罗琳要的冰块 That was Caroline's ice.
反正你就要死了 Yeah. Well, you'll be dead,
我想她会原谅你的 so I think she'll let you off the hook.
我不想杀你 斯特凡 I don't want to kill you, Stefan.
但他好像想要你的命 But it looks like he did.
我记得我叫恩佐去拿冰块了啊 I thought I told Enzo to go get more ice.
你用这种语气跟他说的吗 Did you do it in that tone?
难怪他没照你说的做 Because I think I know why he didn't.
恭喜你 你代替他去吧 Congratulations. Now it's your job.
去取冰 Go get ice.
不是说好来玩的吗 Aren't we supposed to be having fun?
你把你最新的露水情人带来 Is that why you brought your latest fling
继续可悲地装作你不在乎邦妮 in a series of sad attempts to pretend like you don't care about Bonnie --
就是为了好好玩吗 to have fun?
恩佐 我们有麻烦了
好了 帮手马上就到 Right. Cavalry's on their way,
这事过去之前 咱俩能不能 so why don't we put a pin in our little spat
先休战 till this all gets sorted, eh?
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
你真的假的啊 You've got to be bloody kidding me.
我刚刚救了你哎 I just saved your life.
这样你就可以让我痛苦一生 So you can give me a lifetime full of misery.
没关系 我只要缩短一下生命长度就行了 Well, that's fine. I'm just gonna shorten the lifetime.
斯特凡 Stefan.
好消息 卡罗琳 Good news, Caroline.
我收拾了一个吸血鬼猎人 I thwarted a vampire hunter.
坏消息是 斯特凡成了吸血鬼猎人 Bad news -- Stefan has become a vampire hunter.
你要干什么 What are you doing?
你怎么不去问他 Why don't you ask him?
你干什么了 What did you do?
你给我停下 That is gonna have to stop.
你觉得这样很烦人吗 Oh, you think this is annoying?
可没有听你和邦妮每5分钟斗一次嘴烦呢 Try listening to you and Bonnie bicker every 5 minutes.
你一直在跟踪我们 So you've been following us.
当然啦 Of course I have.
看你俩简直比得上看电视了 You two are the closest thing I have a to a TV.
虽然是没《海岸救生队》好看 但是 I mean, you're no "Baywatch," But --
还记得《海岸救生队》吗 remember "Baywatch"?
不记得 No, I do not.
哥们 你可一定得去看看 Oh. Oh, man, you got to watch it.
你喜欢救生员吗 You like lifeguards, like...
很辣的那种 hot ones?
今天简直是这么多倒霉日子里 This has been a monumentally bad day
最倒霉的一天 所以你赶紧告诉我 in a sea of bad days, so I'm gonna need
你是谁 来这儿干什么 to know who you are, what you're doing here,
还有和我有什么关系 and how it relates to me,
否则我就撕碎你的喉咙 or I'm gonna rip your throat out.
愤怒会给你惹来麻烦的 达蒙 Temper's gonna get you in trouble, Damon.
光是把邦妮气走都多少回了 It's already driven Bonnie away how many times?
等等 我知道 13回了 Oh, oh, oh, wait. I know. 13.
你觉得我对她很凶吗 You think my temper's bad with her?
我还挺喜欢她呢 I like her.
但你 我就不怎么喜欢了 You not so much.
好吧 对不起 真的 Ok. Ok. Sorry. Seriously.
我只是 I'm just kind of rusty
对面对面交流有点生疏 on the face-to-face type human interactions.
回答我 Answers now.
你先喝一杯吧 Maybe you should have a drink.
酒总能让你冷静 That usually calms you down.
谢了 Thanks.
然后会让你愤怒 悲伤 Then makes you angry, then sad,
然后再次平静 then calm again.
真是个奇妙的循环 It's a weird cycle, and look.
你真想知道我为什么跟着你吗 If you really want to know the reason I'm following you,
因为我要杀了你 it's because I want to kill you.
我给波本里下了马鞭草 Vervain in your bourbon.
这你没想到吧 Who didn't see that one coming?
谁会来杂货店买露台家具啊 Who buys patio furniture from a grocery store?
肯定有人买吧 I mean, somebody must.
不然这里也不会有这些东西 Otherwise, it--it wouldn't be here,
我对吸血鬼不太了解 but now I'm a little unfamiliar with vampires,
但据我所知 but from what I've gathered,
把木桩插进心脏能杀死你 对吧 a stake in the heart should do it, right?
你总是不择手段 达蒙 You can always fight dirty, Damon.
就像你和邦妮玩大富翁的时候 Like that time you and Bonnie played monopoly
你居然从银行抢钱 and you stole from the bank.
太不好了 Not cool.
我要把你的头拧下来 I'm gonna rip your head off.
不 你不会的 No. You're not.
我不知道你会拿哪一瓶 I didn't know which bottle you'd take,
所以我给所有酒都下了马鞭草 so I vervained them all.
离他远点 Stay away from him.
没用的那个来了 The useless one is here.
谢天谢地 Thank god.
我看着你尝试施魔法几个月了 I've watched you try to do magic for months now.
你能怎么样 在我面前失败吗 What are you gonna do, fail at me?
真是丢人 It's embarrassing.
我真替你丢人 I'm embarrassed for you.
快跑 Run.
[咒语] Phesmatos.
[咒语] Incendia.
好了 好了 Ok. Ok. Ok.
这么快就投降了吗 Giving up so soon?
真替你丢人 I'm embarrassed for you.
很抱歉我之前说你是这世上最讨厌的人 Sorry I called you the most annoying person in the world.
那是还没遇到他 I hadn't met him yet.
那个之前就有凹痕吗 Was that always dented?
有什么关系 就是个桶 What the hell does it matter? It's a keg.
这是丽芙借给我的 Liv lent them to me man.
所以你把男子气概借给丽芙了吗 Oh, is that when you lent Liv your manhood?
快把那东西扛起来吧 Just lift the damn thing.
还是免了吧 Actually, don't.
我迫切需要一个空车厢 I'm in desperate need of an empty truck bed.
那不是你朋友杰伊吗 Isn't this your friend Jay?
你干了什么 What the hell did you do?
我逃过了他想射向我和斯特凡的木钉 I avoided the stake he planned to fire at Stefan and me.
什么木钉 Stake?
你没发现你朋友是个吸血鬼猎人吗 You didn't realize your friend was a vampire hunter?
现在知道了吧 Well, you do now.
不不 不可能 No. No, no. That's not possible.
事实如此 Yes, it is,
尽管我很愿意看着你 and as much as I'd like to watch you
慢慢接受这个可怕的事实 process what I'm sure is a dreadful revelation,
我得去埋了尸体 I need to bury the body.
你快走吧 Get out of here.
斯特凡 Stefan!
站住 好吗 对不起 Stop, ok? I am sorry.
我不知道艾薇的事 可是 I did not know about Ivy, but--
可是什么 什么 But what? What?
我在自欺欺人 I was fooling myself,
我利用她来逃避现实 I was using her as an escape?
我知道你在想什么 卡罗琳 Yeah, I know what you think, Caroline.
其实我想说的是 Well, actually, I was gonna say,
"杀了恩佐也不会让她复活" "But killing Enzo won't bring her back."
是的 但是能阻止他提起我哥哥 No, but it will stop him from reminding me of my brother.
杀了他 我就可以离开这里 I kill him, I can leave this place,
然后重新开始 and I can start over again.
所以你才给我留了那么多语音消息 So that's why you left all those messages on my phone,
承诺要道歉 promising apologies.
所以你才去找埃琳娜 That's why you visited Elena,
所以你才来参加派对 that's why you came to this party,
就是为了杀死恩佐然后重新来过 just to kill Enzo and start over?
是的 Yep.
我不信你 I don't believe you.
我知道你内心仍有一部分怀念这里 I know that a part of you misses this place
怀念这些人 你的朋友 and these people, your friends.
我知道回到这里 让你想起我们有多需要你 I know that being back here reminds you how much we need you,
我有多需要你 how much...I need you,
但如果我错了 那么去吧 But if I'm wrong, then go ahead.
走吧 重新来过 Just go. Start over,
但是如果我说对了 but, god, if I'm right,
如果你有一点是想回来 if just a little part of you came back
看看度过了痛苦无比的四个月的埃琳娜 to check on Elena, who's had an unbearable 4 months,
或是刚刚死而复生的阿拉里克 or Alaric, who just came back from the dead,
或是我 or me...
如果你哪怕只有一丁点是想回来看看我 If even just a small, little part of you came back to check on me...
那就留下来 Then stay.
你没去拿冰吗 Hey. Weren't you getting ice?
去了 直到我意识到那个女生对我多不友好 I was till I realized how mean that girl was to me.
怎么回事 How?
我有自尊啊 Um, I have self-respect.
虽然我都快走到酒馆 It may have taken me till I was halfway to the Sip and Serve
才意识到 但我是有自尊的 to realize it, but I have it.
等下 快走到酒馆 Wait. Halfway to the Sip and Serve?
那具体在哪 Where is that specifically?
不知道 13号公路附近 神秘瀑布镇界那里 I don't know. Right around route 13 when you get into Mystic Falls.
抱歉你的酒不冰了 Sorry about your warm booze.
你们看到莎拉了吗 Have you guys seen Sarah?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
没冰了 There's no ice.
不会要你命的 杰里 I think you'll live, Jer.
卡罗琳催眠那女孩去拿冰 Caroline compelled that girl to go get ice.
她没有 She didn't.
为什么 她服了马鞭草吗 Well, why not? Is she on vervain?
没有 她得去神秘瀑布镇拿 No. She had to go into Mystic Falls to get it.
她得跨过镇界 She had to cross the border.
催眠也是魔法 Compulsion is magic.
所以被你催眠忘记的记忆 Which means that every memory you compelled away
都会复苏 那么被你袭击 被你催眠的莎拉 came back, so Sarah, the girl you attacked and you compelled...
知道我的身份 Knows what I am.
你醒了 很好 You're awake. Good.
现在到了晚上的问答环节了 Now for the Q&A portion of the evening.
我猜猜 我答对了 Let me guess. I answer right,
能得到猪皮 I get a pork rind.
答错了 我就得挨拨火棍 Wrong, I get a poker.
什么 不不 What? No, no, no.
这是给我的 These are for me.
你只有拨火棍 You just get the poker.
好吧 你不必这么做 Yeah. You don't have to do that.
不用吗 No?
我们是同一队的 We're on the same team.
真的吗 Really?
你总会想杀你的队友吗 Do you always try and kill your teammates?
重要的是 你又拥有了魔法 The important thing is that you have your magic back.
起作用了 It worked.
你不是真以为我会杀了达蒙吧 What, you--you didn't really think I'd kill Damon, did you?
那有什么意义呢 In what universe does that make sense?
谁会杀死三分之一的人口呢 Who would kill 1/3 of our population?
我又不是禽兽 I'm not a monster.
我知道邦妮会出现 I knew Bonnie would show up.
她总会回来 13次都是 She always comes back, all 13 times,
我知道 只要动力恰当 and I knew with the right motivation
她就能恢复她的魔法 she'd be able to access her magic,
但因为你们的争吵 although I-I did get a little worried
我的确有点担心 with all your bickering that
达蒙的生命不够成为动力 Damon's life wouldn't be enough motivation,
但事实证明 成功了 but turns out it was.
我想这就是你们秀恩爱的方式吧 I guess that's just how you two show your love.
你费尽心思 就是为了让我恢复魔法 So you did all that just to make sure I would have my magic?
当然 Of course I did.
因为你的魔法是离开这鬼地方的关键 Because your magic is the key to getting the hell out of here.
也许这只是孤立事件 Maybe this is an isolated thing.
杰伊或许是自己一个人干 Jay could be working alone.
是啊 也许杰伊这个我从10岁就认识的人 Yeah. Maybe Jay, who I've known since I was 10,
突然就自己变成了吸血鬼猎人 somehow became a vampire hunter on his own.
我真是个傻瓜 I'm such an idiot.
我一整个夏天都和创始人家族的成员一起训练 I spent all summer training with a founding family member,
以为他唯一操心的 thinking that he was only worried
就是保护老太太不被抢劫 about protecting old ladies from getting mugged.
这就是我想要的周六夜晚 Because this is how I wanted to spend my saturday night.
装上 Load them up.
你的卡车到底怎么了 What the hell happened to your truck anyway?
有点复杂 It's a little complicated.
我来搞定 伙计 I got this, dude.
一会儿见 I'll see you in a bit.
悲伤的运动员就像悲伤的小丑 Sad jocks are kind of like sad clowns,
可悲但又有点可笑 you know, pathetic but kind of hilarious.
没心情 丽芙 Not in the mood, Liv.
听起来像是威胁 Uh-oh. That sounded like a threat.
不 只是请求 No. Just a request.
这就是你想要的吗 Is this what you want?
你想看我崩溃 You want to see my break?
没错 抱歉 You're right. I'm sorry.
只是你是个好斗讨厌的混蛋时 对我更容易些 It's just easier for me if you're an aggressive unlikable dick.
为什么 Why?
那样我就不用担心会爱上你 So I don't have to worry about falling for you.
我检查了所有房间 莎拉不见了 I checked every room. Sarah is gone,
而且她似乎把这里砸烂了 and it looks like she trashed the place.
好吧 Oh, ok, ok.
那么卡罗琳和我 Well Caroline and I will, uh,
出去 在镇界附近找找看 go out and search near the border then.
我继续在镇上找 I'll keep looking in town.
有发现再打给你 I'll call you if I find anything.
我们找人期间 我先把衣服留在这里 So I was just gonna leave my clothes here
没问题吧 while we look, if that's ok.
当然没问题 Yeah. Of course.
我还在想 I also was thinking that, you know,
如果这一带真有吸血鬼猎人 if there are vampire hunters on the loose
那么独自一人住在他们大本营附近 then living alone right by their home base
也许不是个好主意 is probably not a good idea.
你是要正式打开行李住下吗 Is this an official unpack?
因为你搬家的方式很让人糊涂 Because your moving methods are just so confusing.
是的 我是正式要住回来 Yes, this is an official unpack.
对不起 之前生你的气 I'm sorry I got mad at you earlier.
只是有时候 你似乎 Sometimes, it just seems like you have
有继续生活的秘密方法 this secret way to move on.
这是 Is this...
邦妮的 Bonnie's?
是的 Yeah.
好了 There you go.
你发现了我的秘密方法 You just discovered my secret to moving on.
有时候 我也做不到 Sometimes, I don't.
我很想念邦妮 I miss Bonnie.
我想念神秘瀑布镇 I miss Mystic Falls,
想念以前的生活 I miss our old life,
我想念 I miss...
斯特凡 Stefan?
是的 我想念斯特凡 Yeah. I miss Stefan.
卡罗琳 Caroline...
你和斯特凡 You and Stefan...
你对他是有感觉还是怎么的 Do you have feelings for him or something?
是的 我想也许是 Yeah, I think maybe I did.
我们去找那个女孩吧 Well, we should go ahead and find that girl
趁她还没有暴露我们 before she outs us.
今晚不顺利吗 Rough night?
来块派就能治愈一切 Ahh. Nothing a piece of pie can't fix.
服务生快点出来就好了 Service would be lovely, though.
我的错 抱歉 My fault. Sorry.
我让大家都回家了 I sent everyone home for the night.
不能让你杀死更多的服务生了 Can't have you killing any more of the wait staff.
吸血时得更谨慎些 Consider being more discreet when you feed.
你永远不知道有谁在看 You never know whose eyes are watching.
我敢说这通常都会管用 是不是 I bet this normally works, doesn't it?
立刻将吸血鬼弄晕 Knocks vampires right out.
瞧 我和普通的吸血鬼有点不同 See, I'm a bit different than a normal vampire.
我能扛得住马鞭草 I can fight the vervain,
虽不能坚持太久 但是 not for long, but...
足够解决你了 Long enough to take care of you.
我从你一个猎人那里找到了这个 I found this on one of your guys.
不过他好像杀了他 I think he killed him, though.
你是谁 Who are you?
斯特凡·塞尔瓦托 Stefan Salvatore.
你和我有一些共同之处 You and I have something in common.
你来自创始人家族 One of the founding families.
谢谢你 Thank you.
实际上 Actually...
如果你不介意的话 If you don't mind,
我有自己杀死他们的办法 I have my own way I like them to die.
那确保你的方法够痛苦 Just make sure it's painful.