《我们的生活》前情提要 Previously on This Is Us...
我想成为让你幸福的男人 I wanted to be the man that made you happy.
从现在开始 我要做12分的好丈夫 From here on out, I'm gonna be a 12 for you.
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翻译: 青椒 Tracy-旋子 小泡椒 小尼克 桑葚
白人们 Hi, white people.
我不知道你做这些事是为了什么 I don't know what you were looking for with all this,
但我知道你的时间和精力是有限的 but I do know you don't have a whole lot of time.
翻译: 小应子 冬麟 吸吸粒呀 劫数Bobby猫
我想跟孩子们说出你的身份 I'd like to tell the girls who you are.
对你来说 我不是个好哥哥 是吗 I was not a very good brother to you, was I?
校对: 不高兴童鞋 红枫
对 你不是 No, you weren't.
但你还有时间弥补 But you still got time.
-我叫托比 -我叫凯特 - Toby. ‭- Kate.
早餐怎么样 How's your breakfast?
你是说你做的这个粗切燕麦 You mean this, uh, steel-cut oatmeal and egg-white pancake
时间轴: 格瑞特 ccisoda
还有鸡蛋煎饼吗 太好吃了 you're making me eat? It's amazing.
后期: 宝宝 精校&总监: 红枫Gabriel
我要去演戏剧 I'm gonna do theater.
我买票了 I did it-- I-I-
我订了去纽约的夜间航班 I booked a redeye to New York.
各位听众 匹兹堡市今天很热 It's a scorcher out there, folks.
-大家请注意避暑 -闭嘴 - Stay cool, Pittsburgh. - ‭Shut up.
别让我闭嘴 Don't tell me to shut up.
-你的玩法不对 -我没玩错 - You're doing it wrong. - No, I'm not.
-你就是错了 -妈妈 好热 - Yes, you are. - Mom, I'm hot.
我知道 孩子 爸爸在修空调了 I know, kiddo. Dad is trying to fix the air conditioning.
宝贝 修得怎么样了 我们快热死了 Babe, how's it going? We're dying in here.
我在努力 I'm working on it.
还给我 Give it back!
-你等等 -够了 - Just hold on. ‭- Enough!
妈妈 兰德尔抢了我的魔方 Mom, Randall took my Rubik's Cube.
-你玩错了 -好了 我看 - You weren't doing it right. - Enough. Come here.
你拧出来的吗 You did this?
你应该吼他才对 You're supposed to be yelling at him!
兰德尔 不要挠了 Randall, stop scratching.
你起了皮疹 越抓越严重 That's a rash, babe. You're gonna make it worse.
好的 我想到办法了 Okay, I think I have a solution.
修好了吗 杰克 你怎么... Is it fixed? Jack, what...
你怎么穿了这件 你明知道我不喜欢 What are you doing wearing that shirt? You know I hate that shirt.
我穿这件是因为穿着就很开心 I'm wearing this shirt because it makes me think of fun.
佛罗里达冲浪时间
穿着就想到阳光 It makes me think of sun.
还因为我们要去游泳啦 And because we are going to the pool!
凯特·皮尔森 快过来 Kate Pearson, you get in here
秀出你的好身材 小美女 and you strut your stuff, young lady.
没错 That's right.
-爱心熊 -没错就是这样 就这样 - Care Bears. ‭- You know it, you know it.
都听好了 今天就是 Today, people, we are gonna debut
爱心熊比基尼的处女秀 the brand-new Care Bear bikini!
能不能去绿茵泳池 Can we go to the Greenview pool?
带跳水板的那个 好不好 The one with the diving board? Please.
不行 那地方太烂了 No, that place sucks.
反正你也基本不下水 You barely get in anyway. ‭
三个小家伙 你弟弟需要你 The Big Three. Your brother needs you.
别闷闷不乐了一起去吧 Come on, you big mope.
别丢下我们 Don't hold out on us.
求你了 求你了 Please. Please.
好 好 去吧 Okay, okay, yes.
-去换泳衣 -快去吧 - Go get your swimsuits on. - Go get your suits.
别忘了拿毛巾 毛巾 Come on, towels, towels.
空调完全挂了 得找人来修 AC is zonked, babe, we're gonna have to call someone.
去游泳对吗 不看电影 Pool, huh? Not a movie?
确定你今天能去游泳池吗 Are you sure you're okay with the pool today.
我们要去泳池度一天假 We're gonna have a day-long pool vacation.
我准备抢 I'm gonna snag us
不是一张 也不是两张 not one, not two,
-而是五张游泳椅 -五张吗 - but five pool chairs. - Five?
我要去抢五张游泳椅 I'm gonna snag us five pool chairs.
-你可真坏 -必须的 - You bad man. - ‭Yes, I am.
孩子们自己跑去玩 The kids are gonna run off,
你就可以趁此机会看完两年来你一直 you're gonna finish that book you've been
-想看完的那本书 -《一号书迷》[好痛苦] - trying to read for two years. ‭- It's Misery.
怎么会 一定会很有意思的 Oh, it's gonna be fun.
不不不 No, no, no,
是说书名叫《一号书迷》 史蒂芬·金写的 the book is Misery, by Stephen King.
这样啊 Oh, yeah, right.
我已经把冷冻箱装好了 Hey, I already packed the cooler.
只带饮料 不拿啤酒 All soft drinks, no beer.
跟这帮孩子在泳池待一天还不拿啤酒 A whole day at the pool with those kids and no beer?
我说过 我戒酒了 I told you, I stopped drinking.
我担心的可不是你 It's not you I'm worried about.
你看 那就更应该去了 See? That's what we need, then.
我们需要放松一天 We just need a day to relax.
温馨提示 泳池边禁止奔跑打闹 A reminder, there is no running,
禁止潜水 请勿携带玻璃器皿进入泳池 no diving, and absolutely no glass containers in the pool area.
放松了吗 Feeling relaxed yet?
有椅子 There's a chair!
快跑 快跑 Run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
快抢 太棒了 Go get it! Get it, yes!
抢到 抢到 太好了 Get it, get it, get it. ‭Yeah!
别叫唤 刚才根本不疼 Oh, stop it. That doesn't hurt.
我好像真弄疼你了 Oh, that one might've hurt.
抱歉 乖啦 Sorry. Gotcha.
我想让爷爷给我梳头发 I want Grandpa to do mine.
没问题 安妮小姐 No problem, Miss Annie.
你要让爷爷来收拾这一头剪不断理还乱吗 Oh, really? You want Grandpa to try to tame this mess?
-那就来吧 -我看看啊 - Have at it. - Let's see here.
这肯定得剪了 贝丝 剪刀在哪里 Oh, that's gotta go. Beth, where's your scissors?
不要 No! ‭
那你得坐稳了 不许难为我 Then you better sit still and not give me a hard time.
那道疤是怎么回事 How'd you get that scar?
这个啊 那天... Oh, that? Rock, bottle...
石块 瓶子到处乱飞 there were plenty in the air that day.
这个故事还是不要讲了 Maybe we don't tell that story.
没事 这故事挺不错的 Oh, no, it's not a bad one.
一些匹兹堡市民想改善校车接送制度[涉及种族隔离] Some people in Pittsburgh were fighting against bussing,
我也去帮忙出力了 and I was helping out with that.
那是86还是87年 '86, '87?
什么是校车接送制度 What's bussing?
就是让穷人的孩子也能 Getting poor children into the schools
去好学校上学 in better neighborhoods.
你在城市联盟工作过吗 You were working with the Urban League?
是 有段时间 Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
我要去散步了 Look, I gotta get on my walk.
接下来你继续 You wanna take over here?
好了 你们俩 动起来吧 Okay, you two, let's get moving.
我和妈妈要去上班了 Mom and I gotta get to work
不然可没钱买各种美发产品了 so we can pay for all this hair product.
-雄鹰着陆了 -什么情况 - The Eagle has landed. - What's up?
我正式变身纽约客了 东海岸万岁 I'm officially a New Yorker now-- East Coast!
有人要跟你打招呼 Hey, somebody wants to say hi.
凯文叔叔 来看我的表演吧 Uncle Kevin, come see my play.
我演白雪公主哦 I'm Snow White.
你没骗我吧 You're kidding me!
白雪公主是我一直以来最爱的角色呢 Snow White's my favorite character of all time!
其实我也在为一场演出试镜呢 I'm actually auditioning for a play, too.
场景非常暗 也非常接近生活-- Yeah, it's very dark, very, very truthful--
-快学下奶爸的声音 -什么 - Do the Manny voice. - What's that?
他们喜欢听你说那句口头禅 They love it when you do the catchphrase.
我不想再学奶爸的声音了 I don't want to do the Manny voice.
-拜托嘛 -拜托 - Please. ‭- Please.
-宝宝说什么 -再像一点 - Baby say what? - ‭Like, for real.
宝宝说什么啊 Baby say what?
不对 要像电视里那样 No, like in the show.
宝宝在说什么嘛 Baby say what?
两个超级粉丝啊 Your biggest fans.
不过不管怎样 我已经彻底告别这部剧了 Any... Anyway, this play is a total departure for me,
知道吗 you know?
奶爸什么的 都一刀两断了 None of that, like, Manny stuff.
这对我来说是剧中人物的告别 It's a character-driven departure for me.
你在听吗 你看什么呢 Where'd you go? What are you looking at?
兄弟 我得挂了 Hey, man, uh, I gotta go.
你就这样挂他电话啊 You're just gonna hang up on him?
不不不 我不会给你看身份证的 No, no, no, I will not show you my I.D.
除非你告诉我 你为什么要看 Not until you tell me why you need a reason to see it.
托尼 发生什么事了 Tony, what's going on here?
皮尔森先生 有人举报他四处徘徊 Hey, Mr. Pearson. We had a report of someone loitering.
我没有四处徘徊 I wasn't loitering.
我是在散步 I was taking my walk, and literally
确切地说是去品味玫瑰花香 on my way to smell the roses,
-就像上周一样 -我知道 - as I have been for the past week. - ‭I know.
这里难道还有什么禁止赏花的法律 Is there some local rose smelling ordinance
-我没听说的吗 -威廉 够了 - I'm not aware of? - ‭William, enough.
够了 Enough...
他是和你一起的吗 先生 He's with you, sir?
是的 他和我们住一起 Yeah, he's staying with us.
-不好意思 -还不好意思 - Sorry. ‭- Sorry?
我们很抱歉 We're so sorry.
我们不知道情况 兰德尔 We didn't know, Randall.
明白 谢谢 Understood. Thanks.
谢谢你 托尼 Thank you, Tony.
我们得给你买些新衣服了 We're gonna get you some new clothes.
我讨厌甘蓝 I hate kale.
我也是 Me, too.
小芝麻菜和大芝麻菜一样难吃 Baby arugula is just as bad as grown-up arugula.
算了 All right, you know what?
我们买单吧 Here we go.
不行 不行 让我来... Oh, no, no, no. Let me get--
别忘了 你失业了 Remember, you are unemployed.
而且我也不信你能 And I am not convinced that you would do well
-靠乞讨度日 -你在开玩笑吗 - begging for money. - Are you kidding?
你不觉得司机们要是看到 You don't think the drivers will be sympathetic to me
我举着个"没饭吃"的牌子会很同情我吗 holding up a sign that says "Hungry?"
那就好 That's good.
我去下卫生间 然后就走 行吗 I'm gonna use the restroom, and then we'll go, okay?
你过得怎么样 How are you?
-挺好的 你呢 -不错 - Uh, good. How are you? - ‭Good.
好了 你要走了吗 Okay, uh... you wanna get out of here?
-那是谁 -哪个 - Who was that? ‭- Who was...
你看到了啊 那是我前妻 You saw that. Uh, that was my ex-wife.
等下 你是说真的吗 Wait, are you serious?
是啊 我跟你说过我结过婚 Yeah. I told you I was married before.
可没说是这种 Not to that.
我们的生活 第一季 第四集
超模来了 摆姿势了 再来猫步 Supermodel, pose... and catwalk.
凯特 别傻了 Hey, Kate, stop being silly.
快过来 Come over here, please.
萨曼莎和薇琪也来了 Samantha and Vicki are here!
-爱心熊 -好了 两张椅子了 - Care Bears! - Okay, that's two.
亲爱的 我是出卖肉体才换来的椅子 Babe, I had to sleep with someone to get this one.
-希望你原谅我 -我没问题啊 - I hope that's okay. - Yeah, I'm fine with it.
只要他老婆不介意就好 As long as his wife is okay with it.
凯文 到你了 把衣服脱了 Kevin, you're up, please. Shirt off.
为什么 我都不爱游泳 Why? I don't even like swimming.
你不一定头也要潜下去 You don't have to put your face in.
你可以待在浅水区 兰德尔会陪你的 You can sit in the shallow end and Randall will stay with you.
我也不喜欢兰德尔 I don't like Randall either.
-小凯 干嘛呢 -别说了 - Hey, Kev, come on. - Enough.
转过去 Turn around.
兰德尔 到你了 Randall, you're up, please.
过来吧 Come here.
转身 Turn around, please.
你确定我还需要涂防晒霜吗 Are you sure I really need sunscreen?
-肯定要 -要啊 当然 - Yes, absolutely. ‭- Yeah, absolutely.
你当然要涂了 Of course you do. Sure.
三个小家伙 快过来 Okay, look, Big Three, come here.
过来 你们周围有很多大人 Come here. You are surrounded by adults
和同样是大人的救生员 and lifeguards that resemble adults.
你们应该不会遇上... There's very little trouble you can actually get into--
等等 等下 凯特 宝贝 Wait, wait. Kate, baby,
你确定不再套件衣服吗 are you sure you don't want to put a shirt on?
-好吧 -给 - Right. - ‭Here.
好好看你的书吧 Enjoy your Misery.
大家都盯着她的泳衣看 杰克 People are staring at her in that bathing suit, Jack.
那些小混球一定会说三道四的 Some jerky little kid is gonna say something.
那只是婴儿肥 It's baby fat.
她才八岁 孩子们这会儿什么都不懂 She's only eight years old. Kids haven't turned mean yet.
凯文最近是怎么了 态度那么差 And what is up with Kevin lately, and that attitude?
-他太嫉妒兰德尔了 -他没事 - He's so jealous of Randall. - He's fine.
宝贝 他没事 他们仨都很好 Babe, he's fine. They are all fine.
还有兰德尔需要抹防晒霜吗 And does Randall need sunscreen?
这些年来我们都是在他身上浪费防晒霜吗 I mean, have we just been wasting sunscreen all of these years?
这个我也不知道 That I have no answer for.
椅子 椅子 Chair. Chair!
小心点 Careful!
她只是他的前妻 凯特 She's his ex-wife, Kate.
好吗 关键字是"前" All right? The operative word being "Ex."
他们已经离婚了 他现在和你在一起 They're not together anymore. He's with you now.
可为什么呢 你真该瞧瞧她 "Why?" is the question. You should see her.
凯文
也许那才是托比想要的 Maybe that's what Toby wants.
也许他看上我是为了满足他的胖妞癖 Maybe he's fulfilling a fat-girl fetish with me.
确实有这种癖好 Well, that's actually a thing.
当然 对我来说 Of course, for me it was
那更像是一阶段 但也差不多 more of a phase than a thing, but anyway...
我仔细调查了下这女人 I did a deep dive with this woman.
她的一切都如此完美 Everything reeks fabulous.
完美的品位 完美的朋友 She has fabulous taste, she has fabulous friends.
她还去过阿根廷 凯文 She's been to Argentina, Kevin!
听我说 我把你留在洛杉矶 Listen to me, I did not leave you in Los Angeles
不是让你自我糟践的 so you could self-sabotage, okay?
所以赶紧把网页关掉 立刻马上 So get off the Internet-- do that right now--
告诉我怎么做才能通过试镜 and tell me how hard I'm gonna crush this audition.
边缘消失了 The edges are gone...
事情也随之发生了 and then the thing.
谢谢你 肖恩·帕特里克 Thank you, Sean Patrick.
我觉得有几个人挺不错 Some good choices, I thought.
丹尼尔不错 其他人演得烂透了 It's Daniel. Everyone else sucks.
其实我更喜欢... You know, I kind of liked--
就选丹尼尔 It's Daniel.
稍等 稍等 Hold on, hold on.
还有一位 凯文·皮尔森 We have one more. Kevin Pearson.
对不起 我知道 很抱歉我迟到了 Sorry. I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'm late.
我本来想坐地铁 再一路走过来 It's just, you know, I tried to take the subway, right,
像纽约客那样 and then walk, like a New Yorker.
我是罗恩·希勒 Ron Shiller.
这位是斯隆·桑德伯格 This is Sloane Sandberg.
-你就是编剧 -剧作家 - You're the, uh, screenwriter. - Playwright.
你总是要迈出第一步的 Well, you know, I mean, you gotta start somewhere.
今天你和梅英小姐对戏 如果你不介意的话 You'll be reading with Miss Maine today, if that's okay.
当然 和谁都行 Yeah, no, whatever you got, you know.
缅因州小姐 爱荷华州小姐 Miss Maine, Miss Iowa.
我曾评选过支持特朗普美国小姐 I judged, uh, Miss USA for Trump once,
所以我们可能见过面 so we may have actually met before.
梅英小姐全名是奥利维亚·梅英 Miss Maine is Olivia Maine.
托尼奖提名获得者 Tony nominee.
她扮演杰西卡 She plays Jessica.
当然 你好 很高兴认识你 Of course. Hi. Good to meet you.
在开始之前 我有... Well, before we start, I just wanted to...
我有几句话必须要说 I want to get something off my chest.
我知道你们的看法 I do understand the perception, you know.
洛杉矶的演员们来到这里 These L.A. actors, they come out here, right?
来剧院里随便演几个小角色 They do their little quick stint in theater
只为满足自己的虚荣心 just to feel better about themselves.
而我却不是 好吗 That's not why I'm here, okay?
我来这是有正当理由的 I'm here for the right reasons.
那我们赶紧把这戏对完吧 可以吗 Let's get this over with, shall we?
你想让我先开始吗 Did you want me to start?
没错 我觉得那样比较好 Yes, I thought it would be good, if,
你先说 我后说 you speak, then I speak,
接着你再说 然后我们就可以回家了 then you speak, and we all go home.
你觉得可以吗 Does that work for you?
行啊 很好 Yeah. That's great...
我的记忆有点模糊了 这一天实在太漫长了 My recollection's hazy, actually, it was a long day.
我可不是 早上九点前我的一天就结束了 Not for me. Mine was over before 9:00 in the morning.
你的口音真棒 That's really good... accent.
-你说什么 -美国口音 - What? - ‭The American accent.
什么 What?
我正... 努力融入角色 I just... diving... diving right back in.
台词是... "我躺在" 我不... It say, uh... it says "I lay," uh, I don't...
我说...我不需要说这个 台词是... Let me just say... I don't need to say it. It says...
我还是说吧 I'll just say it.
我躺在... I lay...
继续继续 Just keep going.
真是... This is...
我能搞定 I'll get it.
我整夜躺在码头上 I lay on the dock all night,
直至天明 and part of the next morning.
却感受不到任何东西 And I don't feel a thing.
我再来一遍 Let me take that again.
我的天 我的天 Oh, my gosh... Oh, my gosh.
好的 宝贝说什么... Okay. Baby say what...
好了 我躺在... 让我酝酿下 Okay. I-I lay... Let me get into it.
我整夜躺在码头上直至天明 I lay on the dock all night and part of the next morning.
却感受不到任何东西 And I don't feel a thing.
蚊虫叮咬 皮肤晒伤 都没有感觉 The bug bites, the sunburn. Nothin'.
就像我们以前一起去钓鱼时 你还记得吗 It's like when we used to go fishing. You remember?
-我从没钓过鱼 -你是下一句... - I never fished... - Do you have the next...
-你搞什么鬼 -对不起 - What the hell? - ‭Sorry.
你没说话 我还以为... You weren't talking, so I thought...
这叫停顿 It's called a pause.
是 Right.
抱歉 我的剧本上没写有停顿... Sorry. It doesn't say pause on my script...
上面也没写烂呢 可我们现在不就是这样吗 Well, it doesn't say suck, either, yet here we are.
你知道你的尺码吗 You know your size?
我总是挑修身的穿 Always tended toward the slim.
估计现在也还没变吧 I don't see that changing much at this point.
试试这些 Try these.
完了我们顺路去一趟药店 Afterwards, we'll swing by the pharmacy,
把医生给你开的药拿了 get those medications that the doctor wrote for you.
听起来挺好的 Sounds like a plan.
一百美元 $100?
就是这个价 It's what they cost.
我买单 你就买吧 I'm paying, just take the pants.
我们要不要谈谈 So are we gonna talk about it or not?
谈什么 Talk about what?
谈什么 谈今天早上的事 About what. Uh, this morning.
还是你就想臭着张脸却什么也不说 Or are you content to stand in silent judgment with that face?
我的脸平时就这样 It's just my face.
不 你是不喜欢我替你道歉 No, you didn't like me apologizing for you.
我懂 I get it.
如果我把事情闹大你是不是就高兴了 Would you have been happier if I made a big scene?
揍托尼一顿 You know, got up in Tony's face,
把警察招来然后对着我们喷水枪 had the cops roll up and turn the hoses on us?
他们是卡斯格拉夫一家 It's the Cosgroves.
先生开了一家保险公司 妻子收藏猫头鹰 He runs an insurance agency, she collects owls.
历史可不会站在我们这一边 History would not have memorialized our stand.
你被水枪喷过吗 You ever had a hose turned on you?
很抱歉 我没有过 Can't say that I have, I'm very sorry.
不要尝试 很疼的 Don't be. It hurts.
就是这个表情 And there's that face.
我就是这种表情 我还想买几双袜子 Only face I got. Look, I could use some socks...
这个表情 就好像是在说你胳膊上 No, the face. The one that says I have a scar
还有当年为送孩子们上学留下的疤痕 on my arm from integrating schools.
说不定脚上还有为自由游行时留下的水泡 And probably blisters on your feet from marching for freedom,
至于我 因为我成长于白人家庭 but me, because I grew up in a white house,
你就认为我不懂黑人的生活 you think I don't live in a black man's world.
你知道你是什么表情 Oh, you know the one.
你的表情让那个营业员从我们进门那一刻起 The one where that salesman there has been eyeballing us
就一直盯着我们 ever since we came in here.
还有那个保安的位置挪动了一点点 Or where that security guard has moved just a little
只为更好地监视我们 off his mark so he can keep us in his sight.
还有他们肯定会在我付钱的时候 And where they'll definitely ask
请我出示信用卡的用户证明 for an ID with my credit card when I go to pay,
尽管他们从没向其他人提出过这样的要求 even though they haven't asked for anybody else's.
再加上每天类似这样的无数件小事 Plus a million things every day
我都要选择无视 that I have to choose to let go,
这样我才不会把自己气死 just so I'm not pissed off all the time.
就像我今早在街上做的一样 Like I did on the street this morning.
就和我每天做的事一样 Like I have done every day of my life.
快去试试你的修身无褶休闲裤吧 Now try on the damn slim cut flat front chinos.
你穿着肯定好看 I think they'll look nice on you.
兰德尔 Randall
看 Watch!
太酷了 Cool! Cool!
爸 看我 爸 Dad, watch! Dad!
-另外一个去哪儿了 -我在找 - Where's the other one? - I'm looking.
天啊 只要一秒钟不盯着一个 Man, you take your eyes off one for a second,
其他的就也都不见了 you lose track of the others.
那是因为他们人数 That's because there are more of them
比咱俩多呀 than there are of us.
永远都会是这样 Always will be.
什么 What? Oh.
在说孩子们呀 Talking about the kids.
是啊 他们人多势众 Yep. It's a war. They got the numbers.
-爸爸 爸爸 -我们还没开始就累趴了 - Dad! Dad! - We were beat before we started.
-看我 -她在那儿呢 - Watch! - There she is.
你们好 Hi. Hey, guys.
想玩美人鱼吗 You want to play mermaids?
这是我们所有人写给你的 This is from all of us.
爸爸 Dad!
爸爸 爸爸 Dad! Daddy! Dad!
爸爸 快看我 Dad, watch me!
好 我看见你了 Yeah. I see you, pal!
还记得他第一次叫我爸爸的时候 Do you remember the first time he said "Dad"?
我有多高兴吗 How happy I was?
兰德尔去哪儿了 Now where's Randall?
怎么样 你们看见了吗 How about that time? Did you see?
小凯 你弟弟呢 Hey, Kev. Where's your brother?
我不知道 I don't know!
杰克 Jack.
你去岸上找 我看看水里 You take land, I'll take sea.
爸爸 快看我 Dad! Watch!
凯文 Kevin.
你们应该互相照看对方的 You were supposed to watch each other!
兰德尔 Randall!
凯特 这真是史上 Kate, it was the worst audition
最糟糕的一次面试了 in the history of the world. Okay?
那女的搞得我超级紧张 I mean, that woman made me so nervous,
中途我居然无缘无故地 I started doing an English accent
说起了英式口音 in the middle of it for no reason!
肯定没有那么糟吧 Okay, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
也许这才是问题所在 Maybe that's the problem. You know?
-我太想得到这个角色了 -这不是奶爸吗 - I wanted it too much. - Hey! It's the Man-ny!
奶爸 最近怎么样 Hey Man-ny! How's it going?
听着 你能不能坐飞机过来 Yeah. Listen. Could you please fly out here?
我现在真的很需要你 I really need you right now.
你会没事的 只要... You'll be fine, you just...
我只要什么 怎么不说了 What? I'm just what? Where'd you go?
出售
没什么 我在逛街 Nowhere. I'm here. I'm shopping.
-我好迷茫 -你这不是迷茫 - I'm lost. - You're not lost.
只是一切对你来说都太陌生了 It's just all new. It's just new.
不是 我是说我真的迷路了 No... I mean I'm actually lost,
我完全不知道我现在在哪儿 我先挂了 I have no idea where the hell I'm at. I got to go.
抱歉 Sorry. Oh.
刚刚发生的事 我想说 That whole thing back there, just so you know.
我其实没那么烂 好吗 I'm not actually bad, okay?
-好 我知道了 -好的 - Okay. Duly noted. - Okay.
我只是想跟你说明白 Okay. Just wanted to get that out there.
好了 你说完了 Well, out there it is.
不过你也没有帮上什么忙 Although you weren't super helpful.
你想喝一杯吗 You want to get a drink?
现在吗 What, like, now?
没错 就现在 走吧 Yeah. Now. Come on,
-洛杉矶男孩 -好 - L.A. - Yeah.
联谊厅
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妈妈 演出快开始了 Mom, the play's about to start!
好吧 苔丝 快点 All right, Tess. Hurry up.
快去把裙子换上 拿好她的鞋 Go get your dress on. Get her shoes.
-快快快 -祝你们演出成功 - Hurry, hurry, hurry. - Break a leg.
加油 Come on...
这地方真不错 This is a nice place.
是啊 这片地区的公立学校很不错 Yeah. Public schools in this area are good,
所以我们才搬来这里 It's why we moved here.
甚至比私立的更好 Even better than private.
父母能完全参与到孩子的成长中 You know, the parents are real involved.
贝丝是董事会的一员 You know, Beth's on the board.
完全参与其中 Real involved.
学校还有个农场 They got a farm.
-真的吗 -对 就在教学楼后面 - Really? - Yeah, out back.
孩子们能够了解土地 亲手种植食物 Kids learn about the land. Grow their own food.
谢谢 Thank you.
农场里还养了鸡 They got, uh, chickens.
还有一头山羊 They got a goat.
需要帮助吗 Can I help you find something?
不用 No.
你是想问工作的事吧 You're here about the job.
我们这里的招工啊 You know. The job?
没错 Y-Yeah.
太好了 Great!
那我们去那边聊一聊 Let's go over here so we can talk.
兰德尔 Randall!
凯特 你看见兰德尔了吗 Kate, have you seen Randall?
兰德尔 Randall!
我们不想和你一起玩 因为你会让我们很丢脸 萨曼莎
兰德尔 Randall?
兰德尔 Randall...
兰德尔 Randall! Hello!
你没听到我叫你吗 Did you not hear me calling you?
-你在这儿干什么呢 -不不不 - Hey, what are you doing over here? - Oh, no, no, no...
-我到处... -没事的 我看着他呢 - I've been... - It's okay. I'm watching him.
好的 现在有我来照顾他了 抱歉 Okay, it's... I-I have him now. I'm sorry,
我是他妈妈 我差点吓坏了 我叫丽贝卡 I'm his mother. I was a little panicked. I'm Rebecca.
我们知道你是谁 We know who you are.
你们知道 You do?
没错 如果一个白人家庭带着一个黑人小孩 Oh yes. When a white family has a black child
也没有向我们介绍过自己 and they don't introduce themselves to any of us,
我们一般都会多加注意 we tend to take notice.
谢谢你照看他 Well. Thank you for watching him.
只是他不该在这儿的 He's just not supposed to be over here.
不是说这里有什么不好 Not "over here" like that.
来这儿没什么不对 There's nothing wrong with over here.
我的意思是他应该待在我们的视线范围内 I just mean that I want him where we can see him,
也就是我们坐的地方 我们面前 where we're sitting, in front of us.
谢谢你 很高兴认识你 Thank you. It was very nice to meet you.
兰德尔 来吧 我们走 Randall, come on. Let's go.
来吧 谢谢你 Come on. Thank you.
等等 你在这等一下 Actually, you stay right here.
那是我的儿子 我是他妈妈 That's my son, and I'm his mother.
我不知道你是不是 And I don't know if you have
对这样的家庭有什么意见 some sort of problem with that arrangement,
但是我真的不在乎 but also, I don't really care.
总之谢谢你帮我照看我们的孩子 Thank you very much for watching my son.
但现在由我来照顾他了 But I have him now.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
你应该带孩子剪一个合适的发型了 You need to get the child a proper haircut.
剃刀都把他脖子划伤了 The razor bumps on his neck.
你需要找个知道怎么理黑人头发的理发店 You need a barber who knows how to cut black hair.
走吧 Come on.
我跟你说了让你跟哥哥待在一起 不是吗 I told you to stay with your brother, didn't I?
对不起 Sorry.
这就是你想来这个泳池 不去其它泳池的 Is this the real reason you wanted to come to this pool
真正原因吗 and not the other?
走吧 Come on.
白雪公主
真美啊 So beautiful.
您好呀 敢问姑娘芳名 Ho, there. Who might you be, fair maid?
我是白雪公主 I am the Princess Snow White.
我周游四方 I have traveled this land and many others,
从未见过如此一位肌肤如雪的美人 and never have I seen a beauty so fair.
这位绅士 您又是从哪里来呢 Where are you from, noble sir?
您来到这森林中又是所为何事呢 What errand brings you to the forest?
我来自遥远之地 I come from a land far away.
-那个... -谢谢 - The, uh... - Thank you.
那部剧真的很特别 对吗 That play is really special, isn't it?
我的意思是 虽然我没有读过很多剧本 I mean, I don't read a lot of plays,
-但那个很不错 -我明白 - but that's -- that's good. - Yeah. Yeah, I got that.
听着 那部剧... No, look, it's...
真的很棒 it's really good, actually.
我是说 很精致 I mean, it's... it's fragile.
微妙而细致 It's -- it's delicate.
你从哪里来的 凯文·皮尔森 So, where are you from, Kevin Pearson?
我吗 Me?
我老家在匹兹堡 Uh... Pittsburgh, originally.
你的家人在匹兹堡吗 You got family back there?
现在不在了 Um... not anymore.
所以现在你以洛杉矶为家了 Right, so, L.A. is home now?
应该是吧 Yeah, I guess so.
是啊 Yeah.
我觉得你应该回去 I think you should go back there.
我知道 I know, right?
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我是认真的 I am serious.
而且是以朋友的身份告诉你 And I'm telling you this as a friend
因为这种事我见得太多了 because I see this all the time.
你自己也说了 I mean, you said it yourself.
演过电视剧和电影的帅哥美女来到这 Pretty people come here from TV or movies
因为他们想来点真格的 because they want to do something real.
即便他们... I mean, even if they've...
他们一辈子都不曾真诚过 they've never had a genuine moment in their entire lives.
你知道他们明白了什么吗 Do you know what they find out?
猜猜看 That guess what?
太难了 It's hard.
实在是太艰难了 It's so hard.
并不是... It's not...
不是装出来的 it's not pretend,
1955年美国著名喜剧片
这可不是在高中食堂里演什么《红男绿女》 it's not Guys and Dolls in some high school cafeteria.
不是... It's not...
不好意思 你演的那部电影叫什么来着 I'm sorry, what-what-what was the-the movie you were in?
实际上是部电视剧 It was a TV show, actually,
名叫《靓男保姆》 called, uh, The Man-ny.
是啊 听我说 Yeah, and look,
我不是说 I'm not saying that
这个角色你演得不好 you're not good at what you do.
我相信你肯定... I'm sure you're...
肯定非常出色 you're great at it.
我就演不了这个角色 I mean, I-I couldn't do it.
但你演电视剧和这里是两码事 But this... is not that.
你的能力不够 You're in over your head,
凯文·皮尔森 Kevin Pearson.
如果你真想演这个 就回家去 I mean, if you really want to do this, then go home,
报个班 学习一下 find a class, get some training.
我是实话实说 I'm just being honest.
我懂了 I see.
以朋友的身份 As a... as a friend.
-是的 -好吧 - Yeah. - Yeah.
可我还是觉得 Still, just, you know, it feels like
"朋友"这个词你用错了 you're using the word "Friend" wrong.
出什么事了吗 Everything all right?
-你还好吗 -还好 - You okay? - Yeah.
真的吗 Yeah?
好着呢 Yeah.
你拿到了那个角色 You got the part.
等一下 不好意思 你说什么 Wait, I'm sorry, what?
他们觉得"保姆"来演会热卖 They think the nanny will sell tickets.
其实是《靓男保姆》 It was actually The Man-ny.
爸 快看 我要潜下去了 Dad, look! I'm going under and everything!
爸爸 Dad!
-我看着你呢 伙计 -兰德尔 - Yeah, I see you, pal! - Randall.
-爸爸 -午饭 宝贝 - Dad! - Lunch, baby.
-爸爸 -也许她只是 - Dad! - You know, maybe she was just
-想帮个忙 -爸爸 看我 - trying to be helpful. - Dad! Watch!
居高临下地教我怎么养孩子 就这么帮忙吗 By condescendingly telling me how I could raise my kid? Yeah.
-不了 谢谢 -爸爸 - No, thank you. - Dad!
*我爱我爸爸 很爱很爱他* *I love my father and I love him well...*
*希望不久后的某一天能见到他* *I hope to see him someday soon*
*我爱我爸爸 很爱很爱他* *I love my father and I love him well*
*希望不久后的某一天能见到他* *I hope to see him someday soon*
*因为我住的地方 到了晚上又黑又暗* *'Cause where I live It gets dark at night*
*那种黑暗会吞噬光明* *The kind of dark eats up the light*
*我住的地方 到了晚上又黑又暗* *Yeah, where I live It gets dark at night*
*那种黑暗会吞噬光明* *The kind of dark eats up the light*
*你知道的妈妈* *And you know that, mother*
*我在说谎* *I'd be lying*
*如果我说我不怕夜晚* *If I didn't tell you I'm afraid of night.*
凯特 你怎么不吃东西 Kate, you're not eating.
你还好吗 You okay?
她怎么了 What's up with her?
逗我呢吧 为什么 Are you kidding me?! Oh! Why?
因为我们没让她穿T恤 就因为这个 Because we didn't make her wear a T-shirt, that's why.
不 杰克 这只会让情况更糟 No, no, Jack, you're only gonna make it worse.
坐下 Sit...
坐下 真的 Sit down. Seriously.
我差点就淹死了 I almost drowned!
-什么 -你们留意过我吗 - What? - Did you even care?
-什么时候 -我都要潜到池底去了 - When? - I tried to get to the deep end,
-可你们看都不看我一眼 -冷静下来 - but you never watch me. - Hey. Calm down.
-你总是盯着他们 -凯文 凯文 - You always watch them. - Kev, Kev, Kev.
-好了 -别碰我 - Come on... - Don't touch me.
当心点儿 孩子 Watch yourself, pal.
你们一直忙着不让凯特吃得太多 And you're so busy making sure that Kate's not eating too much...
凯文 冷静一下 Kev, calm down.
还要不让兰德尔觉得自己是被领养的 and... and Randall's not too adopted,
可这个时候凯文去哪了呢 and meanwhile, where's Kevin?
你们猜猜看 Oh, guess what?
他死了 He's dead.
孩子 我们爱你 我们看着你呢 Bud, we love you. We were watching...
别碰我 Don't touch me.
交给我吧 I got this one.
过来 过来 Hey, come here. Come here.
-干什么 -抱歉 抱歉 - What? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
对不起 I'm sorry.
好吗 我该一直看着你的 Okay? I should have been watching.
-好吗 -你是该看着我 - Okay? - You should have.
我承认错误 我该一直看着你 And I said I was and I should have been watching you, pal.
我在努力 好吗 I'm trying, okay?
听我说 我知道我比你年纪大 Look, I know that I'm bigger than you.
我知道我是成年人了 I know that I'm an adult,
但我也是第一次经历这些 好吗 but I... th-th-this is my first time, okay?
我也是第一次 This is my first time, too.
我有了你们三个 我在努力 I got three of you and I'm trying.
对不起 我本该在你身边的 I'm sorry. I should've been there.
我以后都会在你身边的 好吗 And I'm gonna be there, okay?
好 Okay.
能给我一个拥抱吗 Can I have a hug?
能说句"爸爸我爱你"吗 Can I get a "Dad, I love you"?
你有理发师的名字吗 Do you have the name of a barber?
有 I do.
劳烦你告诉我 Well, I would appreciate it.
我写给你 Then I'll write it down.
他上岸之后 When he gets out of the pool,
你得给他涂点乳液 you need to put lotion on him
不然皮肤会变灰 or he gets ashy.
乳液 好的 Lotion. Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
我儿子平时放学后 Do you think that my son could play with yours
能跟你家小孩一起玩吗 sometime after school?
当然 Yeah, yeah.
没问题 I think we can do that.
还有他到底需不需要涂防晒 And does he need sunscreen or not?
是要的吧 He does, right?
我觉得要 I thought he did.
我就知道 I knew he did!
你能帮我跟我老公说说吗 Can you tell my husband that, please?
我没带简历 抱歉 Uh, I didn't bring a resume, sorry.
我不知道要面试 I didn't think I'd have a job interview.
我以为就是拿张申请表 And I thought I would just pick up an application...
既然都来了 那就聊聊吧 Oh, well, you're here and I'm here, let's talk.
你皮肤真好 You have really pretty skin.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你也是 So do you.
谢谢 Thanks.
凯特 你对我和我的店的背景有了解吗 So, Kate, do you know anything about my store or my background?
一点点 Hmm... A little.
我知道你在2013年开了这家店 I know that you've had this store since 2013
在这之前你开网店卖你的独立设计 and before that you sold your own designs on Etsy,
直到后来你跟人合伙 until you partnered with that woman
是你加州大学圣克鲁兹分校的同学 that you met at UC Santa Cruz--
加油 香蕉蛞蝓[UCSC吉祥物] go, banana slugs--
你去泰国参加了她的婚礼 at her wedding in Thailand.
太美了 Oh, so beautiful.
简直是梦想之旅 Like, that is my dream trip.
后来你进口了这些围巾 And then you imported those scarves
生意从此走上了正轨 then it just, like, took off from there.
还有你离婚了 没有小孩 Oh, and you're divorced, you have no kids
你戴宽檐帽的样子太好看了 and you look amazing in wide-brimmed hats.
我猜的 I assume.
你头型很适合 You just have the head for it.
我不适合 我戴着就像个奶嘴 I don't. I look like a pacifier.
我喜欢面试前做足功课的人 I like a person who does her research before an interview.
我最会做功课了 I'm a big researcher.
还好吗 Hey, what's up?
好消息是我找了份工作 So, the good news is: I got a job.
意思是还有坏消息 Well, that means that there's bad news.
严禁奔跑
成人游泳时间 Adult swim.
小孩都上岸 Adult swim only.
你冷吗 You cold?
T恤呢 T-shirt?
我没带 I didn't bring one.
那... Well...
我带了件T恤 I brought a T-shirt.
妈妈讨厌这件 That's the one Mommy hates.
妈妈只是妒忌 Oh, Mommy's just jealous.
我不觉得 I don't think so.
是真的 Well, it's true.
她只是假装讨厌 She just pretends like she hates it
因为我不给她穿 because I won't let her wear it.
你知道这件衣服从哪来的吗 You know where I got this shirt?
我听妈妈说是个瘾君子流浪汉的 I heard Mommy say it was from a drugged-out drifter.
妈妈不太了解情况 Listen, Mommy doesn't know the whole truth,
你别跟别人说 好吗 so this is gonna have to stay between us, okay?
我当时 I got it...
在佛罗里达 in Florida.
一个叫代托纳比奇的神奇的地方 A magical land called Daytona Beach.
我们能去那吗 Can we go there?
不行 No.
你不能去代托纳比奇 No, you may never go to Daytona Beach.
我要你大声说出来 I want you to say it out loud:
"爸爸 我绝对不去代托纳比奇" "Daddy, I will never go to Daytona Beach."
爸爸 我绝对不去代托纳比奇 Daddy, I will never go to Daytona Beach.
乖 Good girl.
我当时就在那 But I was there...
一天晚上 我在回酒店的路上 and one night, I was walking back to my hotel,
然后遇见了一个人 and... I came across this man...
一个旅客 a traveler.
他穿得破破烂烂的 He was wearing ragged clothes
口音很奇怪 and he had a strange way of talking.
有三个坏蛋在欺负他 And these three young jerks were bothering him.
他们想拿走他的一袋生活用品 They were trying to take away his bag of groceries.
所以我把那些坏蛋赶跑了 And so... I chased the jerks off.
你一个人 By yourself?
是的 就我一个人 Yeah, by myself.
我之前喝了几杯 And I had a few...
维他命饮料 把他们赶跑了 vitamin drinks and... I chased them off.
真事儿 It happened.
这个旅客非常感激 And the traveler was so grateful,
想报答我 he wanted to repay me.
但他有的东西不多 You know, he-he didn't have much,
所以他把手伸进他的小包里 so he reaches into his little satchel
掏出了这件衣服 and he pulls out this shirt.
他跟我说这是件有魔法的T恤 He says to me that it's a magic T-shirt.
他说 He said,
当你穿上它的时候 that when you wear it,
你的对手就会看到你希望他们 your enemies will see you exactly as
看到的样子 you want to be seen,
而且只能看到那个样子 and only that way.
无论你想成为武士也好 Whether it's a... a warrior,
公主也好 or a princess.
任何形象都行 Whatever you want.
-真的有用吗 -你说呢 - Does it work? - You tell me.
我遇见你妈妈那晚 就穿着这件衣服 I was wearing this shirt the night I met your mom.
她当时觉得我是世界上最帅的男人 And she thought I was the handsomest man in the world.
-你吗 -是啊 - You? - Yeah, I know.
就是我 Me.
魔法 Magic.
我选择做公主 I'm gonna go with princess.
你得知道... I want you to know...
就算没有这件衣服 that your daddy already sees you that way
你也一直是爸爸的公主 你不需要它 without the shirt, okay? You don't need it.
谢谢爸爸 不过我还是要穿着它 Thanks, Daddy, but I'm gonna wear it anyway.
好啦 Okay.
公主陛下 Your Highness.
我来给你找个皇冠 Need to find you a crown.
老天 这不可能 Oh, my God, this is not happening.
这事... 你真的... This is-- are you-- oh.
托比 Toby.
你是在告诉我 So you're telling me
你要为我前妻打工吗 that you work for my ex-wife?
我原来没这个打算 只是顺其自然而已 I didn't mean to, okay? It just happened.
我只是想近距离看看她 Like, I-I wanted to see her up close.
所以你... 就像个连环杀手一样跟踪她 So you... just stalked her like a serial killer.
乔茜和我更愿意称之为"做功课" Josie and I prefer to call it "research."
"乔茜和我" "Josie and I."
"乔茜和我" "Josie and I"?
怎么又来了个"乔茜和我" Wha-- how in the hell is there a Josie and I?
我也不知道 I don't know.
-我只是想知道 -想知道什么 - I just had to know. - Know what?
托比 这事对我来说比较特殊 Toby, one of these things is not like the other, okay?
我想知道 她是不是从很胖减肥成这样的 So I wondered, like was she fat and then she got skinny?
她是不是个讨厌的人 可答案都是"不" Was she a terrible person? But no.
她是那么美貌 出类拔萃 She's actually beautiful, and she's great,
她还夸我很棒 and she thinks that I'm great,
她给店里进的货也很有品味 and she has amazing taste in imported goods.
摸摸这个 Like, feel this.
我根本不知道这是啥东西 I don't even know what that is!
是个公文包 It's a portfolio.
我很喜欢 And I liked it.
那种是你喜欢的类型吗 Is that what you want?
是你喜欢的吗 你是不是喜欢身材窈窕的人 Is that what you want? Do you want a skinny person?
不是 不过我喜欢和正常人在一起 凯特 No, but I would like to be with a sane person, Kate.
这话可不好听 That is not nice.
好吧 也许我已经对说好话厌倦了 Yeah, well, maybe I'm a little tired of being nice.
有个陌生人说你很棒 你就信了 Some stranger tells you that you're great and you believe her.
可是我说你很棒 你就觉得我在骗你 I tell you you're great and you think I'm lying.
到底为什么 Why is that?
我不... 我不知道 我有问题 I don't... I don't know. I have a problem.
我们都有一堆问题 凯特 We all have problems, Kate.
托比 我的一生... Toby, all of my life...
你一直很胖 You've been fat.
我知道 Yeah, I get it.
我很理解你 I empathize, clearly.
我理解你 所以逗你开心 I empathize, then I say something cute,
你高兴起来 然后又消沉 如此反复 then you feel better, rinse and repeat.
她对我很糟糕 凯特 She was terrible to me, Kate.
乔茜 这个身材窈窕又成功的女人 Josie, this skinny, successful woman
你真的那么崇拜她吗 that-that you admire so much?
她出轨了 她骗了我 She cheated on me, she lied to me,
然后拿走了我一半的积蓄 and then she took half my life savings.
她离开我一年后 I gained 95 pounds
我体重一下长了近九十斤 in one year after she left me.
在我最低谷的时候 我跟我弟弟说 At my lowest point, I told my brother
我要自杀 当然那不是真的 that I was committing suicide even though that wasn't true
我只是想让他和我一样感到恐惧和孤独 because I wanted him to be as scared and lonely as I was.
你知道吗 你知道吗 其实... You know what? You know what? That's...
我没说实话 我... That's a lie, I, uh...
我确实想过自杀 I did consider suicide.
很多次 A lot.
那时候我以酒浇愁 When I would get drunk,
形单影只 alone,
连自己都厌恶自己 and disgust myself.
所以 面临问题的并不只有你一个 凯特 So, you haven't cornered the market on problems, Kate.
天啊 我实在很抱歉 God, I'm really sorry.
我的烦恼不会一夜之间烟消云散 托比 My issues are not gonna go away overnight, Toby.
好吧 Well...
我也不会 neither am I.
不过 凯特... But Jesus, Kate...
乔茜和我 Josie and I
以前相处并不愉快 weren't good together.
今后也不会 So we're not.
不管怎样 我还是要去她那里打工 It's not like I was gonna keep the job anyway.
但你知道谁和谁相处很愉快吗 But you know who are good together?
马特·劳厄尔和萨维纳·格思里 Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie?
《今日秀》节目的主持人搭档
我爱他们俩 I love them.
我希望他们成为我的家人 And I want them to be my family.
还有我们俩 And also us.
我们在一起相处也特别愉快 We're pretty good together.
但我主要在说马特·劳厄尔和萨维纳·格思里 But mostly I was talking about Matt and Savannah.
我能留着这个公文包吗 Can I keep the portfolio?
天啊 真要命 Oh, my God, you're killing me.
不行 No.
你就不想摸一下吗 Do you just want to feel it?
天啊 Oh, my God.
这是什么啊 What is that?
是小宝宝什么的吗 That's a baby something.
请给凯特留言 Leave a message for Kate.
是我 Hey, hey, it's me.
我拿下那个角色了 I got the part.
算是... 很棒吧 Yay, right? I think.
能给我回电吗 就是... Can you call me? Uh, it's just, you know,
一般都是你告诉我有多棒 you're-you're usually the one who... who tells me how great I am,
而你不在我身边 and you're not here.
所以... So...
天 苔丝今晚演的白雪公主不一般啊 Man, that Tess was some Snow White tonight, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
我好像冒犯到你了 I've offended you somehow.
-没有 -不 我有 - No. - No, I have.
-你觉得我是在评判你 -我... - You think I'm judging you. - I...
因为我没资格对你品头论足 Because I'm in no position to judge you whatsoever.
但是你要知道 But you need to know,
如果我有资格评判你 if I was in a position to judge you,
那也是很高的评价 you'd be getting a very high score.
那段在匹兹堡帮黑人儿童上学的经历 That story you told about helping to bus little black kids in Pittsburgh.
-86年 87年的事吗 -差不多吧 - That was '86, '87? - Thereabout.
你那时没吸毒 So you were clean then?
还能正常生活 Just... functional?
你知道我这个黑人小孩那时的情况吗 Because you know what this little black kid was doing?
-我不... -我是个孩子 - I don't... - I was a little boy,
住在宾州的伯特利公园 living in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania.
那边生活的大多是白人 Which is pretty much the whitest place on Earth.
我有个小本本 I had this little notebook...
每次我新认识一个黑人 and every time I met a new black person,
就在那个小本本上标记一下 I would put a mark in this notebook.
每次遇见一个黑人男子 我就心想 And every time I met a black man, I wondered if, somehow,
这个男人有没有可能是我父亲 if that man could possibly be my father.
但我不能说 But I couldn't say that.
不能说出来 You know, I couldn't say it out loud
因为我爱我父亲 because I loved my father.
我的白人父亲 My white father.
还有我的白人母亲 And my white mother.
我是个内心强大 事业有成的黑人 I'm a strong, successful, black man.
我和我妻子在育儿方面 My wife and I give a lot of thought
-真的花了很多心思 -我信 - to how we raise our girls, believe that. - Yes.
我女儿不觉得自己演白雪公主 The fact that my daughter doesn't find anything unusual
有何不妥 about her playing Snow White?
就体现了这个教育理念 That's the whole idea.
对吧 Right?
我并非无所不知 威廉 Look, I-I don't know everything, William.
不是 I don't.
但我对我的父母很满意 But I wouldn't change a thing about my parents,
对育儿方式也满意 or the way that I parent,
-我不会为此道歉 -你也不该 - and I will not apologize for any of it. - You shouldn't.
-因为我不觉得抱歉 -我该道歉 - Because I don't. - I should.
我认识你三个星期了 Three weeks I've known you,
我还没跟你说那句话 and I still haven't said the words.
-你不必说什... -对不起 - You don't have to say any... - I'm sorry.
我非常抱歉 I am so deeply sorry.
我做了对不起你的事 I did everything wrong by you.
而你每件事都做得很对 And you've done everything right.
样样事做得都很好 儿子 You are doing everything right, son.
那么 Well, uh...
你明早散步时 想穿什么就穿什么 Now, you wear whatever you want on your walk tomorrow.
我还挺喜欢这条新卡其裤的 Oh, I like my new flat front khakis just fine.
-宝贝说啥哟 -凯文叔叔 - Baby say what? - Uncle Kevin!
-你好吗 -很好 - How are you? - Good.
-你怎么样 -很好 你呢 - How you doing? - I'm good, how are you?
-你真漂亮啊 -谢谢 - Oh, you look beautiful. - Thank you.
亲爱的 瞧 凯文来了 Honey, look, it's Kevin.
-你好啊 弟弟 -你好 - What's up, bro? - Yo!
-最近好吗 -就那样 - What's going on, man? - Oh, you know.
想念我的小粉丝们 Missing my fan club, of course, you know?
你不介意我暂住一下吧 And, uh, you don't mind if I crash for a bit, right?
-当然行了 -就一段时间 - Absolutely. - For a time.
-行啊 -谢谢 - Yeah. - Thanks.
凯文叔叔 我演了白雪公主 Uncle Kevin, I was Snow White!
-是吗 -你来看看拍的视频 - Yeah? - You should come see the video, and
我们要给史黛西·克莱恩打电话 we have to call Stacy Klein,
她不相信你是我叔叔 who doesn't believe you're my uncle.
不是吧 搞什么啊 You're kidding me, that's ridiculous.
好 我马上就过去 All right, yeah, I'll be right there.
我们跟她打声招呼 We'll tell her what's up.
-她太讨人喜欢了 -是啊 - She's cute. - Yeah, she is.
-凯文 这是... -谁啊 - Uh, Kevin, this is, uh... - Yeah?
威廉 他是我... William, he's my, uh...
这是我生父 This is my biological father.
我寻找生父了 找到了 Whom I looked for, and I found,
就是他了 and this is him.
这事得跟我好好聊聊啊 Uh, well, that probably is gonna be a longer conversation,
但很高兴认识你 but it's good to meet you.
幸会 It's a pleasure to meet you.
凯文叔叔 快来 Uncle Kevin, come on!
-去吧 -好 我先过去了 - Uh, go. - Okay. All right, yeah, no.
-我们走吧 -去吧 去吧 - Let's go. - Go, go, go, go. Yes, yes.
我家宝贝安妮呢 All right, where's my little Annie, huh?
我想念另一个小粉丝啊 I miss the other half of my fan club.
他是电视上那个"奶爸"吗 Was that the Man-ny?
-是啊 -是啊 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我特别喜欢那部剧 I love that show.
我去拿个本找他签个名 I'm gonna go get my autograph book.
这时候说想再要一个孩子是不是不合适 Hey, is now a bad time to mention having another kid?
你在看书吗 Are you reading?
我快看完了 让我看完吧 亲爱的 I'm on the last page, come on, baby.
-好 -拜托了 - Yeah. - Please.