前情回顾 Previously on...
你把门打开了? 快报警！ Did you leave the door open? Call the police!
是那个人闯入你家的？ Is that the guy who broke into your house?
有人被逮捕 Arrests were made...
就是他 Yeah, that's him.
我只是想更了解你 I just want a chance to get to know you.
但我不想了解你 I don't want to know you.
父亲的顽固 Fathers were confronted...
谁是玛丽.伯纳德修女？ Who's sister Mary Bernard?
跟我对着干没有好下场 You do not want to start a war with me.
试试看 Bring it on.
有人划清了界线 Boundaries were drawn...
威廉姆斯先生是杀死你丈夫的凶手 Mr. Williams was responsible for your husband's death.
大家都知道 And everyone learned that sometimes
天网恢恢 justice is served...
快叫救护车 We need to call an ambulance.
疏而不漏 Without saying a word.
布里.范-德-坎普是公认的淑女 There were many ways to tell Bree Van De Kamp was a lady.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
她对周围的人总是彬彬有礼 She was courteous to those around her,
她的姿态高贵优雅 she moved with elegance and grace
而且她从来不会让自己的想法 and she was very careful to never let others know
流露出来 what she was thinking.
范-德-坎普夫人 谢谢你能来这里 Mrs. Van De Kamp, thank you for coming on such short notice.
有什么事？ So what's happened?
你们找到乔治了吗？ Have you had any luck finding George?
看见了 就像大多数有教养的女士 You see, like most well-bred women...
乔治死了 George is dead.
昨晚他在一家旅馆自杀 He committed suicide last night at a hotel.
布里也有秘密需要隐藏 Bree had something to hide.
哦 厄 Oh, um...
那么 谢谢你们能当面告诉我这个消息 Well, um, it was very good of you to tell me in person, truly.
事实上 还有别的事 Actually, uh, there's more.
别的？ More?
认识这个吗？ Do you recognize this?
是我的内衣 怎么会在你这里 Those are my panties. How did you...
我们认为威是廉姆斯先生偷的 We assume Mr. Williams stole them.
在哪里找到的？ Where did you find them?
威廉姆斯的一个房间里 装满了奇怪的东西 Mr. Williams had a room filled with, um... Unsavory items.
像一间密室 It was like a shrine.
"奇怪的东西" 到底是指什么？ "Unsavory items"? Well, what does that mean?
你不会想知道的 You don't want to know.
有件事你得知道 "每日论坛报" Just so you're aware, the "daily tribune"
开始注意这起案件 is starting to sniff around this story.
主编是我的好朋友 The editor's a good friend of mine.
所以我能摆平他们 I'm pretty sure I can quash it,
但你最好能告诉家人发生了什么 but you might want to tell your family what's going on,
以防万一 just in case.
那是什么？ What is that?
抱歉 本不该让你看到这个的 I am so sorry. You weren't supposed to see that.
马吉 拿出去 Mudge, get that out of here.
不 等等 这是我吗？ No, wait! Is that supposed to be me?
恩 Well...
很难说 It's hard to say.
我不明白 I don't understand.
我是说 乔治要一个真人大小的娃娃做什么？ I mean, what would George be doing with a life-size doll?
哦 老天啊 Oh, dear lord.
快走 等等 Go ahead.
你们要怎么处理？ Oh, hold it. What are you gonna do with that?
威廉姆斯先生的案子了结前 Well, until we close the file on Mr. Williams,
这可能会是证据 she's considered evidence.
我们得把她带回警局 We'll have to take her back to the station.
对此我很抱歉 范-德-坎普夫人 I am so sorry about this, Mrs. Van De Kamp.
我知道这有多痛苦 I know how difficult all this must be.
不用为我担心 巴顿侦探 Don't you worry about me, detective barton.
我没事的 I will be just fine.
是啊 不管从哪里看 布里都是一个淑女 Yes, there were many ways to tell that Bree was a lady,
但最重要的一点是她能在最难堪的情况下 but the surest was to watch how she maintained her dignity
保持自己的尊严 in even the most undignified of situations.
这是一个老生常谈的故事 It's a story as old as time itself...
浪子回头 The return of the prodigal son.
不管这个故事重复多少遍 And no matter how many times it's repeated...
内容有多大的差异 Or how the details might vary...
人名有多么的不同 Or how the names might change...
故事都以同样的方式 The story always ends the same way...
结束在慈父的怀抱里 In the tender embrace of a loving father.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, dad.
苏姗.梅尔告诉我她给你钱让你去犹他 Susan Mayer told me she gave you some money to go to Utah.
是 我不知道去哪里找你 Yeah, I had no idea where to look for you, though,
钱也快用完了 and the money started to run out,
我想你可能会回来这里 so I thought that maybe you'd come back here.
聪明的孩子 You're a smart kid.
能问你个问题吗？ Can I ask you something?
当然 随便问 Of course. Anything.
当你离开时 特曼夫人说 Well, when you left town, Mrs. Tillman said
我的生母 是一个犹他洲的瘾君子 that my real mother was a junkie from Utah.
对 That's right.
那么 So...
谁是我爸爸？ Who's my dad?
不知道 谁都可能是 I don't know. It could have been anyone.
谢谢帮我买龙头 漏水都快把我逼疯了 Thanks for the faucet. This leak is driving me crazy.
我欠你多少钱？ What do I owe you?
不急 我装的时候再付吧 Oh, it's no rush. Just pay me when I install it.
你好 Hey, there!
看今天的报纸了吗？ Have you seen today's paper?
还没有 No, not yet.
有你那天抓的那个人的后续报道 Ohh. There's a follow-up on that guy you caught last week.
"警方无法确认神秘游民的身份" "Police seek help in identifying mystery vagrant."
他们连名字都不知道？ They don't know the man's name yet?
甚至都不确定他会不会说话 They're not even sure that he knows how to talk.
在查出他的身份之前 Think they're going to hold him in the psych ward
只能把他关在精神病院里 until they figure out who he is.
知道他不会在附近游荡 Well, I will certainly rest easier
我终于可以安心了 knowing that he's not roaming around our neighborhood.
再见 See you!
再次感谢龙头的事 Thanks again for the faucet.
不用 Sure.
我们怎么帮卡博？ What are we gonna do about Caleb?
当然得去救他出来 Obviously, we are going to go and get him.
手铐在哪里？ Where are my cuffs?
最下面的抽屉 啊 Bottom drawer. Ah.
你几时回来？ So when do I tell people you'll be back?
两三天吧 Couple, maybe three days.
这他妈是什么？ What the hell's this?
口球 我想你需要 It's the ball gag. I thought you wanted it.
我们不重复使用这玩意 We do not recycle ball gags.
看看上面的牙印 Take a look at the teeth marks.
太低级了 It's gross.
我们可不是那种人 I'd like to think that we're better than that.
嘿 门罗 Hey, Monroe?
你确定不要我帮你？ You sure you don't want any help?
那家伙很危险 The guy's dangerous.
他是个低能儿 He's a half-wit, Jerry.
如果我能控制你 当然也能控制他 If I can handle you, I can handle him.
是他毒死了莱克斯？ So he poisoned Rex?
温柔的乔治.威廉姆斯？ Sweet, little George Williams.
事实他一点也不温柔 Well, it turns out he wasn't so sweet after all.
不管怎样 报纸可能会有些报道 Anyway, there's a chance that some of this may wind up in the paper,
所以我想先告诉你们 so I wanted you to hear it from me first.
布里 我真的很难过 Bree, I'm so sorry.
最近你过得还不够糟吗 Yeah, like you haven't been through enough.
天啊 他是我们的药剂师 God, and he's our pharmacist.
太糟糕了 It's enough to turn you holistic.
我知道听上去很坏 I know this sounds awful,
但乔治死了我有点高兴 but I'm kind of glad the guy's dead.
我希望他多受点苦 Oh, I hope that little creep suffered.
这就无法知道了 Well, we'll never know.
安德鲁回来了 我得走了 That's Andrew back from camp hennessey. I've got to go.
他知道了吗？ Does he know yet?
还不知道 He hasn't got a clue.
他会有什么反应？ How do you think he's gonna react?
好吧 到底出什么事了？ All right, what the hell is going on?
我知道你不是为了我的健康 才把我从儿童监狱里弄出来的 I know you didn't take me out of kid jail for my health.
过会回来 I'll get back to you later.
警方肯定吗？ So are the police sure?
是的 他们在乔治的电脑里找到了数据 Yeah. They found data in George's personal computer
还有在药房的记录里也有 and also records at his pharmacy
确认是他毒死了你父亲 that pretty much proves that he was poisoning your father.
为什么他要这么做？ Did they say why he killed him?
警察似乎认为他想 Well, the detective seems to think he was trying
把你爸爸除掉 to get your father out of the way so...
这样他可以娶我 He could marry me.
亲爱的 请你用杯垫 Honey, please use your coaster.
否则会留下印子 That's gonna leave a ring.
我爸爸因为你被谋杀 My father was murdered because of you,
据我所知 so as far as I'm concerned,
你别在对我指手划脚 you no longer get to tell me what to do.
安德鲁 这么说不公平 Andrew, that is not fair.
是你把那疯子请进家门的 You brought that psycho into our house!
是你让他坐在我们的桌子上 You sat him down at our table.
你觉得那么说不公平？ Just how fair do you expect me to be?
安德鲁 乔治.威廉姆斯迷惑了很多人 Andrew, George Williams fooled a lot of people.
是啊 但他没能迷惑我 Yeah, well, he didn't fool me.
我并不是为自己开脱 Andrew, I'm not trying to minimize my part in this.
相信我 我也在恨自己 Believe me, I hate myself for what's happened.
很好 至少我们达成一致了 Good. Now we have something in common.
顺便说一下 Oh, by the way,
我要给贾斯丁打电话 I'm gonna call my friend Justin
他今晚要在家里过夜 and have him come over and spend the night tonight.
贾斯丁?是你学校还是教堂的朋友？ Justin? Is he a friend of yours from school or church?
他是哪种朋友？ What kind of friend is he?
很好的那种 The real good kind.
安德鲁 今天让别人来家里不合适 Andrew, it is inappropriate for you to have somebody over.
你刚回家 You just got home.
我说过了 Like I said,
别再对我指手划脚 you don't get to tell me what to do anymore.
你来了？ You came.
我有别的选择吗？ Did I have a choice?
当然有 Well, sure.
在医院里 Because at the hospital,
你看起来 像打算强迫我 you sounded like you were fully prepared to blackmail me
和你保持某种联系 into having some kind of a relationship with you.
那只是一时冲动 That was just the heat of the moment,
等你了解我了 and once you get to know me,
你就会意识到 我绝不是那种 you'll understand that I am not the kind of person
会强迫别人的人 who could ever, ever resort to blackmail.
真希望在医院里你就这么说 Well, I wish you'd made that clear in the hospital.
这样我就不用上门来 Could have saved me a trip.
进来吗？ So are you coming in?
我正好有一个小时的空 Well, I got a lunch hour to kill.
那是我过的第一个万圣节 才2岁 觉得哪个是我？ That was my first Halloween. I was 2. What do you think I am?
我不知道 I don't know.
猜猜看 一定能认出来 Oh, come on, just guess. You can tell.
那个无家可归的人？ Uh, a homeless person?
不 是那只鸡 No, Addison, I'm a chicken.
看到了?周围有羽毛 See? Those are feathers hanging around.
哦 我还以为那是垃圾 Oh. I thought that was supposed to be trash.
好吧 我该走了 Uh, look, are we done here?
你还没喝完咖啡 You haven't even finished your coffee.
我得回去工作 I got to get back to work.
恩 还没看高中的照片呢 Oh, well, we... we haven't even finished the high school years.
本来想给你看这张 I wanted to show you this one.
是父女舞会上拍的 This was from the father-daughter dance.
我不得不梳妈妈的发型 I had to take my mother's hairstylist.
你到底要什么 苏姗？ What do you want from me, Susan?
我只是想互相了解 Well, I-I just want to share more than our d.N.A.
想和你做父女 I... I wanted to have a relationship with you.
这对你一点都不重要吗？ None of this means anything to you?
我想要这张照片 I'll take the hobo picture.
当然 好吧 Actually, it was... Fine.
这是什么？ What's this?
公司的福利政策 你从没读过？ Our company insurance policy. You ever bother to read it?
没有 别说出去 I'm going to say no, but don't tell.
我们有托儿所的福利 艾德 托儿所 We have day care, ed, day care.
没意识到自从开除了一半员工 Do you realize that since we fired half the staff,
你我几乎都没有离开过办公室？ you and I have barely left the building?
孩子都快忘记我是谁了 My kids are forgetting who I am.
我也是 我有17个月的孩子 I hear you. I have 17-month-old
几周里我都没在她醒着的时候见过她 who I haven't actually seen awake in weeks.
看 我们需要的只是大家参与 See? All we need is a minimum participation
需要16个小孩 of, uh... 16 kids.
我的孩子 你的 My kids, your baby,
会计部的塞丽有三个 Sally in accounting has three,
人力资源部新来的那个有两个 that new guy in human resources has two
我们的前台是门罗教徒 and we hit the mother lode with the mormon receptionist.
她有六个 刚好16 She just popped out number 6. There. 16.
是15 我妻子不会同意 15. My wife won't do it.
也许我能和她谈谈 Well, maybe if I talked to her.
不 托儿所是不可能成功的 No, I'm telling you, this day care thing is a non-starter.
弗兰甚至不让别人抱孩子 Fran won't even let anyone else hold the baby.
难道她从来不休息几小时吗？ Well, she won't just take some time off for a couple of hours?
勒奈特 如果不是我亲手剪断了脐带 Lynette, if I hadn't cut that umbilical cord with my own two hands,
他们现在还会连着 I swear they would still be attached.
但如果你真的想试 But if you want to try...
去试吧 More power to you.
你!你他妈对我丈夫做了什么？ You! What the hell did you do with my husband?!
请克制一下自己 加布丽尔 Please restrain yourself, Gabrielle.
你在上帝的房子里 You're in a house of god.
告诉我他在哪里 Tell me where he is!
无处不在 Everywhere, of course.
不是上帝 是我的丈夫 Not god, my husband.
加布 你在这里做什么？ Gaby, what are you doing here?
这个问题应该是我问你 I was just about to ask you the same thing.
你应该在温泉和我碰面 You were supposed to meet me at the spa.
我在帮玛丽修女 I was just helping sister Mary
起草募捐的书信 with the mailings for the fund-raiser.
教堂要派传教士去博兹瓦那 The church is about to send a relief team to Botswana
帮助旱灾灾民 to help with the drought.
这就是你的借口？ That's your excuse?
我们错过了水中按摩 We missed side-by-side water massages.
我可是提前几周才订到的位子 I had to book them weeks in advance.
好吧 你错过了按摩 Okay, you missed a massage.
很不幸 但在博兹瓦那很多人正在死去 It's unfortunate, but there are people dying in Botswana.
如果你不收起那圣人般的表情 There are going to be people dying in this church
现在在教堂里就有人会死 if you don't wipe that patronizing look off your face!
你有毛病吗？ What is your problem?
玛丽修女 请让我们单独谈一会 Sister Mary, will you excuse us, please?
当然 Certainly.
我们需要解决婚姻里的问题 We are supposed to be working on our marriage, Carlos,
但如果那个女人老是让你去 but we can't do that as long as
担心那些饿死的孤儿 our lady of perpetual stick-up-her-butt
我们就没有办法处理 has you worrying about thirsty orphans.
我们关系紧张你竟然要怪玛丽修女？ You're blaming sister Mary for the tension in our marriage?
她想让我们争吵 She wants us fighting.
她想让你厌倦我 She wants you to get tired of me
然后她才能拥有你 and walk out so she can have you all to herself.
太离谱了 她是个修女 That's crazy. She's a nun.
她也许过着修行生活 She may wear a habit and the beads,
但归根到底 but at the end of the day,
她还是个女人 就像我一样 she is still a woman, just like me,
而我清楚自己能做出什么 and I know what I'm capable of.
她是一个女人 She is a woman...
但她和你不一样 But she is nothing like you.
卡洛斯 你去哪里？ Carlos, where are you going?
卡洛斯！ Carlos!
你看上去很紧张 加布丽尔 You look tense, Gabrielle.
也许你该考虑去做下按摩 Perhaps you should think about getting a massage.
嗨 苏姗 我是爱迪森 你在吗？ Hi, Susan, it's Addison. Are you there?
嗨 嗨 我在 Hi. Hi, yeah, I'm here.
你在家真好 Good. You're home.
呃 出什么事了？ Uh-huh. What's up?
你说过想成为我生活的一部份？ You know you were saying you wanted to be part of my life?
是的 Yeah.
我在警察局 I'm at the police station.
你得来把我保出去 I need you to come bail me out.
勾引少女?你被捕是因为勾引少女？ Solicitation? You were arrested for solicitation?
这是个陷阱 我是受害者 It was entrapment. I'm the victim here.
但你是和妓女在一起 But you were with a prostitute.
当然不是 Apparently not.
我问了她三次"你是警察吗?" I asked her three times... "are you a cop?"
他们应该告诉你 但她没说 They got to tell you, but she didn't say "boo."
这里是美国 I thought this was america!
爱迪森 你刚因为买春被捕 Addison, you just got caught paying for sex.
现在可不是为自己开脱的时候 Now is not the time to wrap yourself in the flag.
别那样看着我 那不是我的错 很抱歉 Don't give me that look. It wasn't my fault. I'm sorry.
试图招妓怎么不是你的错？ How is trying to pick up a hooker not your fault?
我在店里 在电脑前干活 I was at the store, I was working on my computer
你知道那些广告吗 and then, you know, they have these ads?
弹出在屏幕上问我想不想要一次 They pop up on the screen and they ask if you want to
热辣的约会 have a hot date.
那让人很激动 Well, it gets a fellow worked up.
你就不能回家和妻子做爱吗 Can't you just go home and have sex with your wife
像正常人那样 like a normal person?
她是一个68岁的老女人 She's a 68-year-old woman.
几年前她就不再和我做了 That bell stopped ringing for me years ago.
上帝啊 住口 马上 Oh, my god. Stop. Right now.
我会帮你付保释金 I'm gonna go pay this thing.
那么我们结束了？ So am I off the hook now?
什么？ What?
所谓的父女关系 This whole father-daughter thing,
我们扯平了 是不是？ we're done, right?
礼拜四2点和我喝咖啡 别迟到 Thursday, coffee at 2. Be on time.
别误解我的意思 但你很傻 Don't take this the wrong way, but are you dim?
好吧 我很不喜欢今天发生的事 Okay, I didn't exactly love what I found out about you today,
但我的目标是了解你 而不是批判 but the goal was to learn, not to judge.
我带咖啡来 I bring the coffee.
你的咖啡会在我的胃上烧个洞 That crap you made burnt a hole in my stomach.
这是汤达 This is tunde.
他在旱灾中失去了双亲 He lost both his parents to this drought.
事实上 博兹瓦那几乎永远缺水 In fact, water is always scarce in Botswana.
水甚至可以代替货币流通 The national currency is called thepula orraindrop...
你好 加布丽尔 什么吸引你来这里？ Hello, Gabrielle. What brings you here?
我关心肯尼亚的干旱 I'm concerned about the drought in Kenya.
是博兹瓦那 Botswana.
是啊 那你呢？ Yeah, and you?
我是这趟行动的组织者 Well, I'm organizing this relief trip.
我们一周内就出发 We leave in a week.
一路顺风 神父 Well, bon voyage, father.
我自己并不去 I'm not going myself.
不得不考虑今年的财政情况 We had to scale back our relief efforts this year.
实际上我们不得不削减了人员的名额 We even had to cut a few of the aid workers from the trip.
玛丽修女和格蕾特修女知道后很失望 Sister Mary, sister Greta were so disappointed.
如果你能帮忙... If you just want to hand some of...
玛丽修女也要去？ Sister Mary was going on the trip?
玛丽修女本来要去几个月 Well, sister Mary always goes for at least a few months,
但知道我们的预算紧张 but when our funding came up short,
她自愿退出了 she graciously offered to step aside,
她说这里也有很多上帝的任务需要做 said there's plenty of god's work to do here.
谢谢你 卡洛斯 不客气 Thank you, Carlos. Appreciate it.
她说得对 I bet she did.
神父 你们缺多少钱？ How much cash are you short, father?
我们计划建一座现代化的灌溉系统 We plan to set up a modern system of irrigation.
抱歉打扰 玛丽修女 I'm sorry to interrupt, sister Mary,
但我有事宣布 but I have an announcement.
我刚收到一笔8000的捐助 I have just received a donation of $8,000,
因此玛丽修女和格蕾特修女 which means that sister Mary and sister Greta
能够参加博兹瓦那的援助之旅 will be able to join our relief trip to Botswana.
这说明天使无处不在 It just goes to show angels are everywhere.
嘿 我想见勒奈特.斯加沃 Hey. I'm here to see Lynette Scavo.
嗨 失陪 嗨 Oh, hi. Excuse me. Hi.
我是勒奈特 你一定是弗兰 I'm Lynette. You must be Fran.
嗨 艾德说你想和我谈谈 Hi. Ed said you needed to talk to me.
我不知道是什么事 I couldn't imagine about what.
哦 来我办公室吧 Oh, well, come on in my office.
你想要我的女儿参加托儿所？ You want me to put my daughter in day care?
但我是个全职母亲 But I'm a stay-at-home mom.
我并不是要你不管她 I'm not suggesting that you sign her up for all day.
可能只是午后的几个小时 Maybe just a couple of hours in the afternoon.
那不是很好吗？ Wouldn't that be great?
有自己的时间 放松一下 Have some time to yourself, relax, unwind?
我不需要放松 我喜欢照看小明迪 I don't need to unwind. I love taking care of little mindy.
当然 当然 Oh, of course, of course,
但我们都有心情不好的日子 but we all have days when we're starting to lose it.
如果在那时能把她放在别的地方 Wouldn't it be nice to have some place to take her
不是很好吗？ before you want to strangle her?
我很珍惜和她在一起的每一刻 I Cherish every moment I spend with her, truly.
真的？ Really?
好吧 我和你说实话 Yeah. Look, I'm gonna level with you.
公司无法设立托儿所 Parcher and Murphy can't have a day care center
除非有至少16个孩子 unless we have at least 16 kids
如果没有明迪 我们只有15个 and without little mindy, we only have 15.
那与我无关 Well, that's not my problem.
行 行 我只是想试一试 Okay. Okay. I just thought I'd give it a shot.
真希望能帮你 Well, I wish I could help you, but I can't.
没事 Okay.
勒奈特 恩? 我能问你个问题吗？ Lynette, can I ask you something?
行 Yeah.
如果你自己不能带孩子 为什么还要生他们？ Why did you have kids if you weren't gonna raise them?
什么？ Excuse me?
我只是不理解 Well, I just don't understand women
有人自称是母亲 who say they want to be mothers,
却把孩子交给所谓的保姆 but then hand their kids over to glorified babysitters.
我是为了家庭才工作的 I work because my family needs me to.
抱歉惹你生气了 不是故意的 Oh, dear, I've upset you, and that wasn't my intention.
我想也是 I bet.
别误解 我是个好母亲 Make no mistake, I'm a good mother.
这就是我们的差别 That's the difference between us...
我不满足只做个好母亲 I couldn't settle for being a good mother.
我要做伟大的母亲 I want to be agreatone.
再见 Bye-bye.
嗨 艾贝塔 你好吗？ Oh, hi, alberta. How are you?
那些宣传册是你发的吗？ Were you the one that sent out those neighborhood watch pamphlets?
不知道你还有没有了 I was wondering if maybe you had any extra copies.
我能问别人借 谢谢你 Or I'll just borrow one from somebody else. Thanks.
对 看上去像卡萝尔的笔迹 Yep, looks like Carol's penmanship.
真荒唐 她在想什么？ This is ridiculous. What does she think,
我们有染？ we're having an affair?
昨天她可能看到你送我回家 Well, she probably saw you drop me off yesterday,
她做了最坏的猜测 and she assumed the worst.
那么你去告诉她真相 Well, now you're gonna have to tell her the truth.
哦 不不不 我才不干 Oh, no, no, no. I'd catch holy hell.
你想我因为你被侮辱？ Oh, so you want me to catch it for you?
我是说这个问题应该你去解决 I mean, you, yourself said she's crazy.
我可不想早上起来发现 I don't want to wake up tomorrow morning
车胎被扎破了 and find my tires slashed.
好吧 我去和她谈谈 All right. I'll talk to her.
早上好 伊迪 有什么想说的吗？ Hello, Edie. Do you have something you'd like to say?
不 那字已经说得很清楚了 No. That pretty much says it all.
玛丽修女 真是稀客啊 Sister Mary, what a lovely surprise.
我不能不说再见就一走了之吧 Well, I couldn't leave without saying good-bye, Gabrielle.
你真好 我会很想念你 Oh, that's so sweet. I'm really gonna miss you.
你会更想念 I'm sure not half as much
你的丈夫 啊？ as you're gonna miss your husband. Huh?
别激动 我也要去博兹瓦那 Don't freak out. I'm going to Botswana.
什么? 玛丽修女需要个同伴 What?! Sister Mary needs a companion.
格蕾塔修女呢？ What happened to sister Greta?!
本来是和她一起去 I was gonna go with sister Greta,
但那个地区太动荡了 but the region is so volatile,
如果是男性同伴一起 我觉得安全得多 I decided I'd feel much safer with a male companion.
卡洛斯 你不能去 Carlos, you can't do this.
不能去非洲 You can't just go to Africa.
亲爱的 我只去两个月 Honey, I'm only gonna be gone for two months.
这趟旅行对我很重要 This journey is important for me.
我想成为上帝的使者 I want to be one of god's soldiers.
你会的 卡洛斯 And you will be one, Carlos.
等看到那里的景象 After you see the devastation over there,
你会有新的认识 you're never the same.
会发现过去的生活是多么自私 You see how selfish your old life is
你会想要彻底摆脱过去的生活 and you just want to get rid of everything that reminds you of it.
糟了 我得去收拾行李 Oh, gosh. I should get going and start packing.
我们一周内出发 We leave in less than a week.
我最好给假释官写封感谢信 I should probably send a thank you letter to my parole officer.
在这件事上他真开明 He's being a real mensch about this.
我是个天主教徒 I may be a catholic,
可我不在乎打修女 but I am so not above slapping a nun.
来啊 Go ahead.
动手 Do it.
打狠点确保留下痕迹 Just make sure you hit hard enough to leave a Mark.
是啊 你不敢 Yeah. I didn't think so.
帮我跟孩子说晚安 Kiss the kids good night
明天早上看他们 好 and I'll see them in the morning. Okay, yeah.
我也爱你 再见 I love you, too. Bye-bye.
勒奈特 托儿所的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about the day care thing, Lynette,
弗兰甚至都不怎么让我抱孩子 but Fran hardly ever lets me hold the kid.
从一开始 我得到的就是 You know, since day one, all I ever got was,
"托住头 托住头" "support the head, support the head."
我想我知道怎么托住孩子的头 I think I know how to support a damn baby head.
我们还是干活吧 Ohh, let's just... Let's just do this.
我可不想通宵 I don't want to be here all night.
你是明迪的父亲 You're mindy's father.
你有权和她共渡时光 You have a right to spend time with her.
我知道 但我能怎么办？ I know, but what can I do?
你该和弗兰说明 You could stand up to Fran.
如果不那么做 你只会更郁闷 If you don't, you'll just become more resentful,
她会生气的 she'll get nuttier.
如果没有父爱 And without a father figure,
可怜的明迪会变成脱衣舞女 poor mindy will grow up to be a stripper.
脱衣舞女？ A stripper?
科学证明这点 There's science to back that up.
知道吗？ You know what?
你去搞定托儿所的手续 勒奈特 You go ahead and push the button on this day care thing, Lynette,
把明迪算上 and count mindy in.
我会说服弗兰 Yeah, I'll handle Fran.
你做了正确的选择 艾德 You're doing the right thing, ed,
为了小明迪 for little mindy.
对 Yeah.
傻子 你妈妈进来怎么办？ Dude, what if your mom walks in?
她不会 She won't.
你怎么知道 You don't know that.
等大家都睡了 Just wait till everybody's asleep.
说真的 Seriously.
我会让你得偿所愿 I'll make it worth your while.
那样最好 You better.
我倒希望她发现 I wish she would walk in on us,
想看看她脸上的表情 just to see the expression on her face.
天啊 我那么恨她 God, I hate her so much.
但她毕竟是你妈妈 Still, though, she's your mother.
难道一点都不爱她？ Don't you sort of have to love her?
去年 她发现我喜欢男人 Last year, when she found out that I like guys,
发飙了 she freaked out.
说如果我不改 She said that if I didn't change,
就要我下地狱 I'd be going straight to hell,
因为我不可能改 so since I knew that I couldn't change,
我突然想到 某天 it suddenly hit me that one day,
我的亲生母亲会不再爱我 my own mother was gonna stop loving me,
所以我决定先停止爱她 so I decided to stop loving her first.
那样我就不会太伤心 That way, it wouldn't hurt so bad.
她只是随便说说的 She didn't know what she was saying.
不 不是 Yes, she did,
她要受到惩罚 so now she's got to be punished.
你怎么惩罚她？ How are you gonna punish her?
总有一天 她会受到报应 One day, she'll slip up,
我会做一些事情针对她 and I'll have something against her
当那天到来时 and when that happens,
她会跌得很惨 I'm gonna take her down so hard,
再也站不起来 she'll never get back up.
那你还需要耐心等待一段时间 It may take you awhile to get something on her.
没关系 That's okay.
我愿意多等一些时间 I don't mind waiting for the things that I want.
勒奈特 看谁来了 Lynette, hey, hey. Look who's here.
嘿! 托儿所的房间 Hey! You know, the day care room
最早要到下周才能准备好 won't be ready until next week at the earliest.
再等下去我要发疯了 If I had waited, I might have lost my nerve.
我突然袭击 I had a window.
弗兰在洗澡 Fran was in the shower,
我抓起婴儿就跑 so I just grabbed the baby and ran.
你没有和她说？ You took the baby without telling Fran?
我不想再让那女人说了算 你是对的 I refuse to be bullied by that woman. You were right.
明迪是我的女儿 我想和她呆在一起 Mindy is my daughter, I wanted to spend time with her.
我有那权力 I have that right.
呃 艾德 前台说你的妻子来了 Um, ed, the lobby just called and your wife's on her way up
而且很生气 and she seems pretty angry.
哦 天啊 Oh, man.
来 抱着明迪 哦 Here. Hold mindy. Oh.
我来处理 Let me handle this.
我是这么想的 Oh, I was planning to.
我还以为明迪被绑架了 I thought mindy had been kidnapped!
我留了条子 I left a sticky note.
我可不是在找条子 艾德！ I wasn't looking for a sticky note, ed!
我在找失踪的孩子！ I was looking for my missing child!
她也是我的孩子 而且她要呆在这里 She's my child, too, and she's staying here,
就每周几小时 just a few hours a day.
你把她给我 You, give her to me.
不 我已经决定了 No, I made a decision.
是吗?看我怎么决定 Yeah? Okay, watch me make a decision.
这段婚姻结束了 我要带着孩子 I'm done with this marriage. I'm taking my baby
马上回匹兹堡 and I'm getting on a plane to Pittsburgh.
你不敢！ You wouldn't dare!
你以为现在想明迪了？ You think you miss mindy now,
等我把她带回去和妈妈一起住 wait till we're living with my mother!
这件事我决不妥协 是吗?试试.... I'll fight you on this. Yeah? Try...
当勒奈特眼看她要托儿所的梦想 As Lynette saw her dreams of day care
要随着飞机飞去匹兹堡时 about to board a plane to Pittsburgh,
你知道自己是个疯子吗？ a baby needs her mother! You're crazy, you know that?!
是啊 我疯了才会.... Yeah! I'm crazy to think...
她决定决不能让这架飞机起飞 She decided this flight would have to be grounded.
你吓不了我 You don't scare me.
哦 哦 Oh. Oh!
她到底在干什么？ What the hell is she doing?!
开门!把孩子还我！ Open up! Give me my baby!
做得好 勒奈特 Good thinking, Lynette!
我可没站在你那边! 你不是？ I am not on your side, ed. You're not?
我是为了明迪着想 No, I am on mindy's side.
她才是最可怜的人 She is the one caught in the middle,
不冷静下来我就不把她交给你们 and I'm not letting you two have her until you calm down.
我要我的孩子 I want my damn child.
勒奈特 汤姆的电话 Lynette, I have Tom on line two.
帕特 你没看到我正把孩子做人质吗？ Pat, can you see here I'm holding a baby hostage?!
我会打回去的 I will call back!
好吧 够了 我要报警了 All right, that's it. I'm calling the police.
看在上帝份上 勒奈特又不会伤害孩子！ Oh, for god's sakes! Lynette's not going to hurt the baby!
孩子马上还给你们 No, and you're gonna get her back a whole lot faster
如果你们听我说 好吗？ if you will just listen to me, okay?
你和你 听着 很好 Listen, and you? All right, good.
首先 艾德把孩子偷出来是很愚蠢的 So first of all, ed, stealing the baby was really stupid.
谢谢 不客气 Thank you. You're welcome.
你应该找更好的方式和妻子沟通 You need to find a better way to communicate with your wife.
弗兰 我知道做一个出色的母亲 And, Fran, I know what the pressure of trying to be
有多大的压力 a super parent does to your head.
你可以既做好母亲又休息 You can take a break andbe a great mom.
这可爱的小宝贝难道不该 有个心情舒畅的妈妈吗？ Doesn't this little sweetheart deserve a well-rested mommy?
是啊 我是有点太紧张了 Well, I guess the pressure does get to me a little.
没关系 你能意识到很好 And it's okay to admit that.
这才是沟通 这很好 This is communication. This is good.
为什么你们不去大堂 Why don't you guys go down to the lobby,
喝杯咖啡谈谈？ talk it out over some coffee?
那明迪怎么办？ Uh, what about mindy?
我们有托儿所 We've got day care!
我们有托儿所 We've got day care ?
嗨 我曾打来电话谈过那个音乐项目 Hi. I called earlier from the spiritual outreach program?
嗨 钢琴家 对吗？ Hi. Piano player, right?
你太好了 This is so generous of you.
这边走 并不是正式的钢琴 There it is. It's not exactly a concert grand.
我该提醒你 I should warn you, on the whole,
病人总体上都反应迟钝 our patients are generally unresponsive,
所以可能没有多少掌声 so I hope you don't expect a lot of clapping.
德莱尼小姐 我想精神上的奖励就足够了 Miss Delaney, I find when the spiritual rewards
不需要掌声 are this great, who needs applause?
失陪 Excuse me.
爱迪生和你提起过我吗？ Did Addison talk to you about me?
哦 我想没有 Oh! I guess not.
他是个结了婚的男人 He's a married man!
你有毛病吗? 不 等等 What's wrong with you?! No, wait! Wait!
不是你想的那样 It's not what you think!
他三年没有碰我了 He hasn't touched me for three years
因为像你这样的荡妇！ because of sluts like you!
卡罗尔 如果你停止向我扔东西 我能解释 Carol, if you would just stop throwing things at me, I'll explain!
你怎么解释? 你和我丈夫鬼混！ How... how can you explain?! You're screwing my husband!
不 我没有和他鬼混! 他是我父亲！ No, I'm not screwing him! He's my father!
抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我想你应该知道 但他不肯告诉你 I thought you should know, but he didn't want to tell you.
我想死 I want to die.
哦 不 我想 Oh, no. I do.
卡罗尔 你不需要收拾那个 Oh, Carol, you don't have to clean that up.
有职员专门负责 They have clerks for that.
你几岁了？ How old are you?
38 38.
我们结婚39年了 We've been married 39 years.
从一开始他就欺骗我 It's been going on from the start.
我不想伤害任何人 Believe me, I didn't want to hurt anyone.
我只想找到我父亲 I just wanted to find my dad.
很高兴你找到了 但你要小心 I'm glad you did, but you be careful, sweetheart.
他会伤你的心 He's gonna break your heart.
安德鲁我给你和丹妮尔预约了心理医生 Andrew, I made an appointment with a therapist for you, me and Danielle.
我才不要 I don't think so.
你现在痛苦很正常 This pain that you're feeling is completely natural,
但如果你不去处理 它永远不会过去 but it's not gonna go away until you deal with it.
安德鲁 我希望我们都能渡过难关 Andrew, I want us to heal,
像一家人 I want us to be a family again.
知道我想要什么吗？ You know what I want?
我希望乔治能走进房间 I want for George Williams to walk through that door
然后我能用刀刺进他的心脏 so I can take a knife and plunge it into his heart.
我要他为自己的所作所为付出代价 I want the pharmacist to pay for what he did to my father.
好消息是 他已经死了 Well, the good news is he's... He's dead.
他是自杀的 他自愿一死 He committed suicide. His death was on his terms.
那不公平 That's not justice.
你是说如果他是被处决 So are you saying if he were executed
你会觉得好受一些？ that it would be easier for you to get past this?
那当然 Of course.
乔治 并不是自杀的 George... didn't intend to commit suicide.
他只是想让我回心转意 He was trying to manipulate me into taking him back,
他服药只是 and he swallowed those pills
希望我同情他 hoping that I'd feel sorry for him.
以为我会叫救护车 He just assumed that I would call an ambulance.
我到那里时 他几乎失去知觉了 When I got there, he was already slipping away.
我试图让他 I tried to get him to accept responsibility
承认自己犯下的罪 for what he'd done...
但他没有 But he wouldn't.
那么你做了什么？ So what'd you do?
什么都没做 Nothing.
我坐在那里看着他死去 I just sat there and let him die.
哦 上帝啊 Oh, my god.
安德鲁 他不是自愿死的 He didn't die on his terms, Andrew.
他得到了报应 He paid for what he did to your father.
谢谢你告诉我这些 Thank you for telling me this.
你好 Hey, how you doin'?
什么事？ Yeah?
扎克回来了 Zach's come home.
什么? 他没事吧？ What? Is he okay?
他很好 He's fine.
我能帮什么忙吗？ Is there anything I can do?
谢谢你先提出来 Thanks for asking.
离我们远点 You can leave us alone.
我花了很多时间寻找扎克 I spent a lot of time looking for Zach,
你知道理由 and you know why.
也许我说得还不够清楚 Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
你接近我的孩子 我就去报警 You come near my son, I'll go to the police.
告诉他们采石场里的事情 I'll tell them what happened out in that quarry.
你报警我们便一起完蛋 You do that and we'll both go down.
是啊 你知道我现在什么都做得出 Well, you know I'm capable of almost anything.
嘿 我想你应该要知道 Hey, I thought you'd like to know
扎克和我就要搬走了 Zach and I are moving away.
我要我的儿子过上正常的生活 I want to give my son a shot at a normal life.
我想你也觉得这对大家都好 I'm sure you'll agree it's for the best.
你想搬走是因为我们的过节 Now see, this is where you and I don't see eye-to-eye.
为了扎克好 我可以什么都不说 For Zach's sake, I'll keep quiet, for now,
但你不能把他带走 but you're not taking him away.
如果我看到你卖房子 If I see a "for sale" sign in front of that house,
我也会报警 I'llcall the police.
我也什么都不在乎 I'm capable of pretty much anything myself.
医生先要给你做皮试 The doctor's going to give you a full work-up,
然后在开始注射疫苗 then we'll start the inoculations.
别漏填了 Make sure you fill out everything
到时护士回来叫你 谢谢 and the nurse will take you back. Thank you.
玛丽修女给你洗脑了 Boy, sister Mary's done a number on you.
是啊 Right.
是啊 是啊 Yes, right.
他要你飞过半个地球 She has you flying halfway across the world
去帮助穷人 这里就有穷人需要帮助 to help the poor, and there's perfectly good poor right here.
看在上帝份上 给乞丐几块钱吧 For god's sakes, give a buck to a homeless guy.
那不一样 It's not the same.
不 那样更好 因为舒舒服服的 No, it's better because you can do it
在汽车里就能办到 in the comfort of your own car.
这和舒适无关 加布丽尔 The point is not to be comfortable, Gaby.
这是要抚平痛苦和绝望 It's about easing pain and suffering.
我想做个好人 Look, I'm trying to be a better person here.
你可以帮我或者走开 Now you can either help me or you can get out of the way,
但你无法阻止我 but you can't stop me.
卡洛斯.索利斯？ Carlos solis?
请跟我来 Come with me, please.
帮我填完 Finish that for me.
给你 Here.
他没有填过敏史 He didn't fill out the allergy section.
他要去非洲的穷村子 Honey, he's going to a remote village in Africa.
那样他对蛋过敏又有什么关系？ Does it really matter that he's allergic to eggs?
事实上有关系 Actually, yes. Eggs are on the list.
对蛋过敏可能也会对黄热病疫苗过敏 He could have a severe reaction to the yellow fever vaccine,
他就必须呆在床上不能离开 and he won't be getting out of bed, let alone leaving the country.
真的？ Really?
哦 别写下来 Oh, don't write that down.
我不是很确定 他只是对鱼子过敏 I wasn't being specific. He's allergic to fish eggs.
鱼子？ Fish eggs?
他这辈子都不能吃鱼子酱 Poor baby's gone his whole life without caviar.
真可惜 Now that's suffering.
好了 医生 打吧 All right, doc, give me all you got.
村子里真热 It's so hot in this village.
宝贝 你在说胡话 Baby, that's the fever talking.
医生说你只是过敏反应 The doctor said you're having an allergic reaction,
但你会好起来的 好吗？ but you're gonna be fine, okay?
抱紧我 Hold me.
亲爱的 我真抱歉 Ohh, honey. I'm so sorry.
或许那蠢修女是对的 Ohh, maybe that stupid nun is right.
也许是我阻止你变成好人 Maybe I am trying to stop you from becoming a better person.
只是因为我喜欢你现在的样子 It's just that I love you the way you are...
贪婪 自私 麻木 Greedy, selfish and insensitive.
如果你变了我会觉得很害怕 I'm just scared if you're not those things anymore,
你会有一天醒来 发现我还是原来的样子 you're gonna wake up one day and realize I still am,
然后你就不要我了 and then you won't want me.
我要你 抱紧我 I want you. Just hold me.
哦 Ohh.
卡洛斯 Ohh, Carlos.
抱紧我 Hold me...
玛丽修女 Sister Mary.
下雨还刷? 那不是很傻？ Painting in the rain? Is that smart?
那个更糟?在雨里粉刷 Well, let me see, painting in the rain
还是让"妓女"写在我的墙上？ or letting the whole world think I'm a whore?
我不知道答案 你说呢？ I don't know. What do you think?
听说你碰到我妻子了 Heard you ran into my wife.
是 Yep.
然后？ So?
然后你过来想结束父女关系 So you are hereby released of any further obligation to be my dad.
好吧 Okay.
像你知道的 我并不对自己的行为感到自豪 Just so you know, I'm not actually proud
你知道 我的嗜好 of what I've done, you know, my hobbies.
知道就好 再见 Good for you. Bye.
我做过值得自豪的事 I have done things I'm proud of.
现在就可以说出五个 I could give you five examples right now.
好吧 也许三个 Okay, maybe three.
你不需要那么做 You don't have to do this.
我曾是义务消防员 I was a volunteer fireman.
我灭过火 从树上救过孩子 I put out fires, I got kittens out of trees,
足足有9码 the whole nine yards.
很好 Sweet.
大约20年前 About 20 years ago,
我设立了一个基金 保护野马 I started a foundation to protect wild horses.
可能已经救了几百头 I probably saved hundreds of them.
真的？ Really?
我总是能给人惊奇 I'm full of surprises.
好吧 再说一个 Okay, one more.
其实我并不害怕你走进我的生活 I wasn't exactly thrilled when you walked back into my life.
我见到了你 Now that I've met you,
你给了我第三样值得自豪的东西 well, you gave me a third thing to be proud of.
这个好 That was a good one.
所以我留到最后再说 That's why I saved it for last.
我会花时间解决婚姻上的问题 I have to spend some time working on my marriage.
等一切都好了 When that's all sorted out,
也许我们能继续这种 小聚 maybe we could continue with the catching up?
我等你电话 I'll wait for your call.
故事很老套 The stories are as old as time itself...
迷途的少年回到家乡 The prodigal son who returns home
父亲原谅了他 to the father who forgives him...
嫉妒的妻子算计了丈夫 The jealous wife who tricks the husband who trusts her...
绝望的母亲 The desperate mother who risks everything
为了自己的孩子甘冒奇险 for the child who needs her
不忠的丈夫 and the faithless husband
伤害了深爱他的妻子 who hurts the wife who loves him so deeply.
为什么我们一遍又一遍听到这个故事？ Why do we listen again and again?
因为这是家庭的故事 Because these are the stories of family,
当我们回顾那些争吵 痛苦 and once we look past the fighting, pain
和愤怒 and the resentment,
有时会提醒自己 we occasionally like to remind ourselves...
嗨 嗨 Hi! Hi.
没有什么比家庭更重要 There is absolutely nothing more important.
嗨 宝贝 宝贝 Hi, bunny, bunny. Hi.