前情回顾 Previously on...
如果你想插在我和我丈夫中间 If you try to come between me and my husband,
我就让你不得好死 来试试 I will take you down. Bring it on.
加布丽尔威胁了修女 Gabrielle threatened a nun...
你可以走了 苏姗迷上了她的医生 You're good to go. Susan hit on her doctor...
如果你是来约我出去的 我答应了 So you came to ask me out? 'Cause I'll say yes.
布里的女儿表达了自己的心意 And Bree's daughter let her intentions be known.
我们会为自己做的感到惊讶 It's amazing how far we're willing to go.
安德鲁 给我一个不报警的理由 我是你儿子 Andrew, give me one good reason why I shouldn't call the police. Because I'm your son.
以爱的名义 All in the name of love.
如果伊迪.布列特只了解一件事 If there was one thing Edie britt understood,
那就是战争的本质 it was the nature of war.
在两次失败的婚姻和无数无始无终的恋情之后 After two failed marriages and countless rocky romances,
她知道情场就是战场 she had learned that love was a battlefield,
从战场上生存最简单的方式就是投降 and the easiest way to survive the carnage was total surrender.
我在想 You know, I was thinking,
去罗马度假一定很浪漫 a vacation to Rome would be so romantic.
维嘉斯比较便宜 Vegas is cheaper.
哦 Oh.
你就不能把内衣扔在衣箩里？ Could you put your underwearinthe hamper?
你就站在那里 你放吧 Can you do it? You're standing right there.
今晚我很想吃中餐 I've got a hankering for Chinese food tonight.
我讨厌米饭 No, I'm so over rice.
吃匹萨吧 Let's do pizza.
但有一天她不得不起来 But the day comes for every solider
表明立场 when she must take a stand...
你想干什么？ What do you think you're doing?
并反抗 And fight.
比赛开始了 我要看电影 It's time for my game. I wanna watch my movie.
伊迪 Edie...
比赛对我很重要 This is important to me.
好吧 反正我还有事要做 Fine. I have stuff to do anyway.
对付男人 You see, when it came to men,
伊迪有自己的办法 Edie had a battle plan all her own.
嗯哼 Ahem.
有时间陪我吗？ You got five minutes for Edie?
你打结了 Wow. That's some knot you tied.
是吗 Yeah?
不绑紧点有什么乐趣？ Well, it's no fun if it's not tight.
涂些奶油会很性感 You know what would be hot? Mnh-mnh. Whipped cream.
你这个坏女人 Oh, you are so bad.
你还不知道我有多坏 Oh, you have no idea.
是啊 伊迪.布列特深知战争的本质 Yes, Edie britt understood the nature of war.
伊迪 都十分钟了 你不是去拿奶油吗 Edie, it's been ten minutes! Where's the damn whipped cream?
她还知道只有胜利者 She also knew that to the Victor...
伊迪！ Edie! Edie!
才能得到奖赏 Go the spoils.
艾波怀特家二楼的客房 The guest bedroom on the second floor
有整个柴藤郡最好的风景 of the applewhite house had the best view in all of Wisteria Lane.
从窗户里可以看到街一头麦克.德尔非诺的房子 From its windows one could see from Mike Delfino's house
一直到另一头的修博家 on one end of the street all the way to the old Huber place on the other.
不幸的是对这间房间的新住客 But, unfortunately, for the room's newest guest,
风景戏剧性地发生了变化 the view was about to change... Dramatically.
他怎么会在这里？ What on earth is he doing out?
卡博 回你的房间 Caleb, go up to your room.
妈妈和我要谈谈 Mom and I gotta have a talk now.
他有房间?你疯了吗？ His room? Have you lost your mind?
放松 我用报纸糊住了窗户 Relax, I've taped newspapers to the windows.
外面看不到 卡博 下来 People can't see in. Caleb, get back down here.
不不 我们谈过了 No, no, we had a talk. It's fine.
他知道自己 He understands what's gonna happen
如果被发现会有什么后果 他一只耳朵进 if he's discovered. For five seconds he understands it,
一只耳朵出 你知道的 and then he forgets. You know that.
我们保护他未必要像动物一样把他关起来 We can protect him without treating him like an animal.
我要保护他的安全 I am keeping him safe
不让警察和福斯特家发现 from the police, from the fosters, from himself.
他不能再被关在地下室 He is not going back downstairs!
几时你开始这么和我说话？ Since when do you talk to me like that?
从我也承担风险开始 Since I share in the risk.
我有些事要宣布 I have a few announcements.
我赞赏哈勃夫人 I'd like to acknowledge Mrs. Herbert
为准备餐会 for spearheading the potluck dinner.
所付出的努力 Her hard work and tuna melt led to the best turnout in months.
她很可爱不是？ She's adorable, isn't she?
还好 She's okay.
下周六女士们的互助会 Next Saturday the women's ministry...
她真可爱 闭嘴 Ours will be gorgeous. Knock it off.
闭什么嘴 孩子 孩子 Knock what off? Babies, babies, babies.
听起来你在责怪我 You sound like a broken record.
我刚流产过 我需要时间 I just had a miscarriage. It's gonna take some time
我准备好再次怀孕之前 before I'm ready to get pregnant again.
知道需要多久吗？ Any idea when you'll be ready? You know, ballpark?
停下 我喜欢现在的生活 Stop it. Let's just enjoy the here and now.
我们在一起 婚姻刚回到正轨 生活美好 We're together. Our marriage is back on track. Life is good.
在开始祷告前 有一位亲爱的朋友归来 Before we wrap up, we have a dear friend
她的传教之旅有很多要和我们分享 back from her missionary trip to tell us about her experiences...
玛丽.伯纳德修女 Sister Mary Bernard.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
嘘 Shh!
丹妮尔 Danielle?
亲爱的你在里面吗 Honey, are you in there?
我在做作业 Um, I'm doing homework.
真的?因为你的书本都在我手里 Really? Because I'm holding your backpack with all your schoolbooks.
等等 Hold on!
谢谢妈妈 我在网上查些东西 Thanks, mom, I was just doing a little research online.
既然上来了把要洗的衣服给我 Oh, while I'm here I might as well grab some of your laundry.
不要现在吧 No, please, not right now.
亲爱的别抱怨 Honey, stop complaining.
有一天你会希望 One day you'll wish
有人帮你洗衣服 that someone were offering to do your laundry.
丹妮尔 Danielle, question?
有个黑人藏在你床底下吗 Is there a black man hiding under your bed?
出什么事了？ What's going on?
我认为你该知道 我回到家 I just thought you should know that I came home
发现你儿子偷偷摸摸躲在我女儿的床底下 to find your son hiding underneath my daughter's bed,
看起来像 and it just seems to me that...
进去 马上 Inside. Right now.
我为我儿子的行为道歉 I apologize for my son's behavior.
绝不会再发生了 It won't happen again.
房子一卖出我们就搬走 I put the house up for sale, and we're moving.
恕我失陪 Now if you'll excuse me.
怎么样了？ How's it going?
不好 我在赶 Oh, not good. I am trying to salvage the pitch
布莱克冻酸奶的广告方案 from the black's frozen yogurt campaign.
知道什么最要命吗? 什么？ You know what kills me? Yeah?
我只剩9小时11分钟 Here we are at "t" minus 9 hours and 11 minutes
这可是公司历史上最大的一个客户 from the biggest pitch in our company's history,
我什么都还没想到 连方向都没有 and I have nothing even vaguely presentable.
给你弄杯咖啡 I'll get the coffee.
谢谢 Thank you.
要我帮你 Do you wanna... You wanna go over it
想些点子吗？ and toss some ideas around?
不用了 你今天很累 No, that's okay. I know you're exhausted.
该去睡觉了 Youshould go to bed.
来吧亲爱的 我们一起搞定它 Come on, honey, let's do this. Let's nail this sucker.
已经有什么了？ What do we got?
什么也没有 We'vegot... nothing.
好吧 布莱克牌冻酸奶 Okay, okay. "Black's frozen yogurt...
让你的味觉在寒冷中释放 Let your taste buds come in from the cold."
好吧 Okay, well, you know, whatever,
我有些生锈了 I'm just knocking the rust off.
能想更好的 I can do better now. I can do better.
布莱克让你欢呼(RAP风格) "Black's... the fro-yo that makes you gowhoa."
加油 Come on, I'm sorry.
我要更好的广告语 I just really need to focus here.
选择布莱克酸奶 我们的牛更好 Okay! "Black's frozen yogurt... Because our cows are better."
或者"捕蛙"(和酸奶发音相似) Or no! Or... or "frogurt."
"捕蛙"吃和说起来都更有趣 "Frogurt... it's fun to eat, fun to say."
这主意不错 That's actually good.
真的？ Really?
不 奶牛的那个想法不错 No, the cow part... That could work.
我们得把牛做成具体 We'll... we'll make them into characters.
人性化的形象 We'll humanize them. Oh!
我知道了 I know! I know!
让卡通牛做品牌代言人 Celebrity cow spokespeople!
对 对 我就是那个意思 Yes, yes! That's exactly what I was thinking!
著名的形象 比如 You know, like, make 'em, like, into, like,
哞哞教士 famous characters, like, uh...
觉得怎么样？ Reverendmoo-nie. What do you... What do you think of that?
不一定都是好主意 They can't all be gems.
噢 Ohh.
谢谢你 我过得很愉快 Thank you. I had a fabulous time.
我也是 Me, too.
我想我得走了 Well, I guess I'd better get going.
哦，嗯，好 嗯 Oh, um, well, uh,
朱莉在她爸爸那里 Julie's staying at her father's house,
这里就我一个人 and, um, I'm all alone here.
喔 Oh.
是的 Yeah.
一个人有时我会觉得紧张 Sometimes it actually makes me a little nervous.
打开电视 我就是这么做的 Turn the TV on. That's what I do.
好主意 Oh, that's a good idea.
突然想起我还有一瓶酒 I forgot. I have a bottle of wine.
已经在冰箱里冰过了 It's already chilled right in the refrigerator,
冰镇的酒能让我很放松 and that'll just really relax me.
不错 That's good. So, um...
周四再出去好吗？ We're still good for Thursday?
好 周四很棒 Uh, yeah, yeah, Thursday's great.
那么，嗯 So, um...
晚安 Good night.
我让你觉得讨厌吗？ Do I just repulse you?
不 为什么这么问？ No. Why?
我们约会了三次 You know, we've been on three dates,
而你的举止像个绅士 and you just keep acting like a perfect gentleman,
嗯 and, uh...
有点奇怪 It's getting a little old.
苏姗 你没做错什么 只是 Okay, Susan, make no mistake, I am, like, inches away
我还不能和你亲密 from ripping off all your clothes right now.
为什么呢？ A-And you're stopping yourself why?
我还是你的医生 Well, I'm still your doctor,
这样不太合规矩 and it's not quite... Ethical yet.
那为什么约会呢？ Oh. So why are we dating?
这只是暂时的 等我治好你 Look, it's only temporary. Once you're well,
就没有什么限制了 and I'm done treating you, all bets are off.
好吧 Okay.
嗯 Hmm.
管他呢 Oh, what the hell.
哦 嗯 Oh! Mmm.
这才有不规矩的感觉 Okay, that sort of felt unethical.
谢谢你能来见我 Thank you for meeting with me.
当然 我不能请你去家里 Sure. I'd have invited you in the house,
这里也不错 but the place is a real pigsty.
卡洛斯 我是修女 不是白痴 Carlos, I'm a nun, not a moron.
我知道加布讨厌我 I know Gabrielle despises me.
她只是有点嫉妒 She's just jealous of you, that's all.
嫉妒我 真奇怪 Of me? Well, isn't that silly?
她认为我不可能 Well, she refuses to believe that I can
和别人只有精神层面的关系 connect with anyone on a spiritual level.
我们是精神上的好朋友 We do have an amazing connection.
所以我想和你谈谈 That's why I wanted to talk to you.
在教堂里看到你时 When I saw you at church,
我立刻发现你不开心 I could tell instantly that you were unhappy.
好 Okay.
也许最近我情绪有点低落 Maybe I've been a little down lately.
告诉我 Tell me.
都是关于孩子的事情 It's the whole having kids thing again.
玛丽修女我那么想要孩子 Sister Mary, I just... I want them so bad.
加布还是不肯给你生孩子 But Gabrielle still refuses to give them to you?
公平的说 她最近刚流过产 To be fair, she did have a miscarriage recently.
如果加布只是不想要孩子？ What if she decides against kids?
如果这些都是她的借口？ What if this is just a stall tactic?
那我就完了 Then I'm screwed.
抱歉 Sorry. I'm sorry.
你说得对 Well, you're right.
你是完了 You're screwed.
除非 Unless...
除非什么？ Unless what?
美国天主教徒婚姻废止指南 "The American catholic's guide to annulments."
玛丽修女你究竟想说什么？ Sister Mary, what exactly are you saying here?
我是说 自助者天助 I'm saying god helps those who help themselves.
嘿 我有好消息 Hey, I got great news!
我们搞定了布莱克酸奶这个客户 We just landed the black's frozen yogurt account!
真的?他们喜欢这个提案？ Really? They loved the pitch?
那说话的牛让他们很兴奋 The talking cows rocked their world.
那他们觉得克林顿公牛的主意怎么样？ Hey, how did they like my president bull Clinton idea?
我改动了一些部份 Uh, well, I rewrote some of the stuff we worked on,
但本质上是一样的 客户完全喜欢 but, you know, essentially, it's the same, and they ate it up.
太棒了 Oh, that is fantastic!
我们终于有钱再雇 Yeah, and ed said we can finally afford
一个客户经理了 太好了 to hire another executive. Terrific!
告诉我他们喜欢那个 Tell me, did they like the promotional plan
挤牛奶比赛吗？ sponsoring the cow-tipping contest?
那个方案太长我们砍掉了一些部份 Uh, well, the pitch was running long, so we cut a few things.
真高兴他们喜欢我的点子 I'm just glad they loved my idea.
事实上 Well, to be fair...
他们喜欢小母牛和花花公子牛吗？ Did they like the Hugh heifer and the playcows?
他们叫我去开会 They're calling me in for a meeting.
得走了 我爱你 再见 I gotta go. Love you. Bye!
好 Yes!
这是你的脾 So this is your spleen.
正常情况下应该在这里 Normally, it would be over here.
你缺少支撑组织 But because of your missing ligament structure,
所以它在你的肝脏附近晃来晃去 it has wandered over there right next to your liver.
我们在会议上讨论过这个情况 Now we discussed it at the staff meeting.
大家都觉得你应该动手术 Everyone thinks you should have it removed immediately.
好吧 Oh, well, okay.
我想你们有 I mean, I guess... I guess you guys probably have
那种新技术 all sorts of new, exciting techniques
不用切开身体 where you don't even cut open the body.
事实不是 不？ No, not really. No?
那么 So...
我们在说外科手术？ We're talking surgery?
我想我能做那个 Yeah, well, I guess I can handle that.
每天都有人动手术 People get cut open every day.
我希望为你 So, um, I'm assuming you're good
做手术 你？ with me doing the surgery, right? You?
很自然我最熟悉你的病历 I mean, it seems natural. I know the most about your case.
我保证能做好 I promise you'll be in very good hands.
喔 好 Oh, uh, well, um...
嗯 Uh...
怎么？ What?
你第一次看到我裸体 The first time you'll see me naked,
居然是在手术台上 I'll be on an operating table.
我保证做个君子 Well, I promise I'll be a perfect gentleman.
我的眼睛只会看着你的脾脏 My eyes will be strictly on the spleen.
医生 贝克夫人来复诊 Doctor, Mrs. Baker's here for her follow-up.
好 Right.
给苏姗的脾脏手术定一个时间 我主刀 And we need to schedule Susan for a splenectomy with me.
哦 恭喜 Oh, congratulations!
我晚点再给你电话？ So I will call you later?
真为他高兴 他那么可爱 Oh, I am so happy for him. He's such a doll.
我很好奇 I'm curious. Um...
为什么你要祝贺他？ Why were you so congratulatory?
这个脾腺手术 Oh, the spleen surgery...
是他的第一个！ It'll be his first!
嘿 亲爱的 Hey, honey.
我们能谈谈吗？ Can we talk about something?
当然 Sure.
我在想关于孩子的事情 So I've been thinking about the whole baby thing.
无论你需要多少时间准备 And how ever long it takes
我都可以接受 for you to feel ready, I am fine with.
好 Okay.
但有一条 But here's the deal...
我想要一个保证 I need to know that this isn't a maybe.
你保证我们会有孩子 I want a promise that we will have children.
抱歉 我不能保证 I'm sorry. I can't promise that.
为什么？ Why not?
因为我不想保证某天早上醒来 Because I can't say that I'm gonna wake up tomorrow
突然要做一件需要花费全部生活的事情 and suddenly wanna do something that I swore my entire life
我不会那么做 "或许"已经是一大步了 I would never do. "Maybe" is a very big step for me.
但对我不够 Yeah, well, it isn't big enough for me.
抱歉 但你不得不接受现实 Well, I'm sorry, but you're just gonna have to accept it.
你没别的选择 未必 There's nothing else you can do. That isn't necessarily true.
抱歉 什么？ Excuse me?
你用离婚威胁我？ You are threatening me with an annulment?
那个婊子教你的 是不是？ That conniving little bitch put you up to this, didn't she?
是不是? 这场争吵就可以就此打住了 Didn't she? This fight could be over right now
如果你做个保证 if you'd just make me a promise.
我唯一能给你保证的 The only promise I am making you
就是这还没完 is that this is so not over.
嗨 Hi!
嘿 Hey.
嗨 Hi.
找到满意的客户经理了吗?运气怎样？ How's the search coming for the new ad exec? Any luck?
选择很少 Oh, the pickings are slim.
目前最好的几个人选都不行 So far none of my top choices are available.
你老公司里有没什么人 Hey, um, do you have someone from your old company
可以推荐一下？ that you could, you know, maybe recommend?
爸爸 Daddy! Well...
我找不到牙刷了 I can't find my toothbrush.
过一会我就上来 伙计 I'll be up in a second, buddy.
嗨 Hi.
事实上 As a matter of fact,
有一个人很合适 是吗？ there's this one guy who would be perfect. Yeah?
工作努力 有技巧 失业中 Yeah, hard-working, smart as a whip. Total package.
真的 他的名字？ Really? What's his name?
汤姆 Tom.
汤姆?汤姆什么？ Tom? Tom what?
汤姆.斯加沃 Tom Scavo.
哦 Oh!
不 不！ No! No!
我不认为是个好主意 I do not think that that is a good idea.
亲爱的 Come on, honey,
那晚的创意 I mean, the other night doing those pitches...
又让我觉得才华横溢 It just got the old juices flowing.
记得我说过多想念一个正式的工作吗？ I remembered how much I miss having a real job.
你有正式的工作 在家里照看孩子 You have a real job, right here staying home with the kids.
如果我们都赚钱 能请个顶级的保姆 With two incomes, we could afford a top-notch nanny.
那潘妮怎么办？ What about penny?
你争取到的办公室幼儿园 我们用一下 You're the one who fought for office day care. Let's use it.
那我们两个一起工作一起生活怎么办？ What about the two of us working and living together?
这可不是是解决婚姻问题的好办法 I think that could be a recipe for disaster.
怎么会?上次我们一起工作 Why? The last time that we worked together...
我们相爱了 We fell in love.
只是 Oh, it's just...
我 I'm...
我不确定这份工作能那么令人满足 I'm not sure that you would find this job that satisfying.
你认为我不能胜任 是不是？ You don't think I'm good enough, do you?
我可没那么说 I'm not saying that.
爸爸 我还是找不到牙刷 Daddy, I still can't find my toothbrush!
我去 明白了 I'll go. I got it.
来 宝贝 我们一起去找 Come on, buddy. Let's hunt it down.
吵架谁赢了？ So who won the fight?
我们没有吵架 We weren't fighting.
妈妈只是告诉爸爸他的地位 Mommy's just letting daddy know where he stands.
哦 嘿 嘿 Oh, hey! Hey!
谢谢你能来 戈宁先生 再联系 Thanks for coming in, Mr. Gainey. We'll be in touch.
谢谢 再见 Thank you. Bye.
你怎么觉得? 实话说 我觉得不行 What did you think? Well, honestly, I wasn't blown away.
我知道人选不多 I know the pickings are slim,
但不能再拖了 but we can't hold out much longer.
这周就得雇个人 We need to hire someone this week.
我知道!我知道！ I know! I know! I know.
下一个是谁？ So who's up next?
汤姆.加沃斯 你听说过吗？ Tom cavos. You ever heard of him?
喔 Mnh-mnh.
只是 呃 Just... uh...
走开一下行吗？ Could you excuse me for just a minute?
当然 Sure.
汤姆.加沃斯? 我把字母颠倒了一下 Tom cavos? Yeah, it's an anagram.
很有迷惑性 是不是？ It's deceptively simple, don't you think?
你认为自己在做什么? 证明自己 What do you think you're doing? I'm going over your head.
你觉得我不行 I mean, you might not think I'm good enough,
也许艾德更开明一些 but maybe ed will be a little more open-minded,
至少他不像你 一直和我争 since, you know, he's not constantly competing with me.
想听真话吗 汤姆？ You want the truth, Tom?
我承认你很棒 有时很多灵感 I think you're good. You have moments of brilliance.
但有时你会偏题 But I also think sometimes you coast.
如果我是你老板 And I think if iwereyour boss
就得整天盯着你 and had to ride your ass every day,
你会一脸怨恨地回到家里 you would come home seething with resentment.
算了吧 维持婚姻已经够难了 Come on! It's hard enough keeping a marriage together.
如果你真的想挽救我们的婚姻 If you're at all concerned about saving our marriage,
最好让我试一下 you better let me take my shot.
为什么？ What does that mean?
因为我的某部份 It means that a little part of me has been hating you
一直恨你毁了我在彼特森公司的晋升机会 ever since you tanked my promotion at petersen.
汤姆 Tom...
但如果给我这次机会 我就能忘记 But I could let it all go if you'll give me this one thing.
抱歉 艾德在等你们 Excuse me. Ed's waiting for you guys.
很好 很好 Great! Great!
让我的资历说话 Just let my résumé speak for itself.
让你的资历说话？ Uh, just let your résumé speak for itself?
对 Yes.
好 Okay!
哦 你服务过旁式奶酪？ Oh! You worked the poncer cheese accounts?
那个愤怒老鼠的创意?太棒了 Those "angry mouse" spots? They were hilarious!
那个案子从一开始我就参与了 I was on that from the beginning.
警告:别吃奶酪！ Warning, do not eat the cheese!
邪恶的奶酪！ The cheese is evil!
我喜欢！ I love that!
你的简历让人印象深刻 谢谢 You've got a great résumé. Thank you.
是啊 印象深刻 Yeah, gosh, it is. It's quite impressive.
哇 你为贝福拉索工作过 Oh, wow, I see you worked for bellfore and barrasso.
是家很好的公司 That's a great shop.
是 在那里干过 Yeah, I put my time in.
你几时在那里工作的? 你没列出 Uh-huh, and when were you there? Because you forgot to list
那家公司的工作时间 your dates of employment for that one.
几年以前 Um, that was a few years back.
呆了多久？ Uh-huh. And how long did you stay?
只有五个月 Just about five months, actually.
你被别的公司挖走了吗？ What, did you get recruited by another firm?
有人很欣赏你？ Did somebody cherry-pick ya?
不 我被开除了 No, I was fired. Oh.
但诚实的说 离开那里我很高兴 Yeah, but honestly, I was happy to leave
因为他们不欣赏我的幽默感 because they didn't get my sense of humor.
"邪恶奶酪"的创意最早是在那里诞生的 他们不喜欢 I actually pitched a version of the "cheese is evil" there first. They hated it.
白痴!他们的损失 Idiots! Well, their loss, right?
我看到你 Yep. And I see you won a clio
为汤普森的色拉调味品得过奖 那很酷 for the Thompson's salad dressing spot. That was very cool.
你是一个人完成的吗？ So did you do that solo?
实际上不是 我妻子给了我很多帮助 Actually, no. My wife helped me on that one.
她也在广告界里 Um, she's in advertising, too.
但如果你问她 她肯定会说 But if you were to ask her, I'm sure she'd tell you
是她一个人干的 she did thewholething all by herself.
贪婪的人 我知道那种类型 Credit hog, huh? I know the type.
知道吗 汤姆 我喜欢你 You know what, Tom? I like you.
艾德 Ed...
我们通常不在这个房间里雇人 And I'm not usually one for hiring in the room.
不不不 我们从来没有在这间房子里雇过人 No, no, no, no, we never hire in the room.
但现在是非常时期 我们立刻需要人 But we're in a time crunch, and we need someone now.
我想就是你了 I think you're the guy.
勒奈特 有问题吗？ Lynette, you got any issues?
那 Well...
让我核对一下他的资历 Um, let me just call in a few references
在正式签约之前 before we make anything official.
当然 当然 保持联系 好吗？ Sure! Sure! We'll be in touch, okay?
邪恶的奶酪！ The cheese is evil!
上帝啊 我喜欢那个 Oh, god, I love that.
喔 Ohh.
我找克劳力神父 Oh, um, I'm looking for father crowley.
你知道他在哪里吗？ Do you know where he is?
他在忏悔室里 Um, he's in the confessional.
你上次忏悔有多久了？ How long has it been since your last confession?
谁在乎？ Who cares?
神父 是我 Father, it's me.
加布丽尔？ Gabrielle?
是啊 Yeah.
听着 我需要你为我做件事 Look, I need you to do something for me.
你要帮我摆脱玛丽.伯纳德修女 I need you to get rid of sister Mary Bernard.
什么?为什么？ What? Why?
因为她在摧毁我的婚姻 Because she's ruining my marriage.
玛丽修女? 是的 Sister Mary? Yes!
一开始她给我在狱中的丈夫写信 At first it started with the love letters
然后就我所知 while he was in prison, and the next thing I know,
他们白天黑夜泡在一起 they're spending day and night together...
以讨论圣经为借口 Sneaking off to private Bible study,
接连不断的精神沟通 and one-on-one spiritual consultation.
加布丽尔 Gabrielle...
如果这还不够 我丈夫在梦里念她的名字 And if that wasn't enough, he is saying her name in his sleep.
"抱紧我 玛丽修女 抱紧我" "Hold me, sister Mary, hold me."
真恶心 他像条得相思病的小狗 It's disgusting. He's like a lovesick puppy.
你有证据说明 Do you have reason to believe
玛丽修女和你丈夫 that your husband and sister Mary are...
有性行为？ Having sex?
说真心话 加布丽尔 Speak from the heart, Gabrielle.
这是你我和上帝间的谈话 This is just between me, you and god.
是啊 他们做爱 Yeah... yep. They're having sex.
卡洛斯承认了一切 Carlos confessed everything...
在要求离婚之前 Right before he asked for an annulment.
原谅我神父 我有罪 Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
你上次忏悔有多久了？ How long since your last confession?
不是很久 Mm, not that long ago.
我说谎了 所以 Look, I sorta told a fib, so...
念多少遍"圣母玛利亚"能让我无罪？ How many "hail Marys" is that gonna set me back?
亲爱的 走开 Oh, honey. Go away!
亲爱的 都是我的错 Oh, honey, what happened wasn't my fault.
我不知道贝蒂会有这样的反应 There's no way I could've predicted how Betty would react.
省省吧 你知道会有可怕的事发生 Oh, please, you knew something bad would happen.
你希望看到我哭肿脸 You wanted all this to blow up in my face.
亲爱的 我怎么会想要那样？ Oh, honey, why would I want that?
因为你嫉妒我的生活重新开始了 Because you're jealous that my life's just getting started
而你的刚刚终结 and yours is over.
丹妮尔 那是荒唐的 Danielle, that's ridiculous, sweetheart.
爸爸死了 Daddy's dead.
你逼你的男朋友自杀 You drove your boyfriend to suicide.
你每分钟都在变老 You're getting older by the minute,
很快你就会变得又干瘪又刻薄 and soon you'll be so dried up and bitter
再也没有男人想要碰你 that no man will ever want to touch you ever again.
丹妮尔 Danielle...
现在你又想毁了我的生活 And now you're determined to ruin my life
因此我不得不呆在这里陪你 so I have to stay with you here and keep you company
陪着你一天天老去 while you turn into an old fossil.
我只是想要你快乐 All I ever wanted was for you to be happy.
别只想 做些什么 Don't just want it. Make it happen.
丹妮尔今天我不想做饭 Danielle, I don't feel much like cooking tonight.
叫个匹萨吧 I'm thinking of ordering a pizza.
我要加拿大熏肉味的 I want Canadian bacon.
拜托 Please.
没问题 All right.
你打了他 他很生气 He's mad at you 'cause you hit him.
我也后悔 Well, I feel bad about that.
但当我想到他冒的风险 But when I consider the risks he was taking...
真可惜他不能见那个女孩 It's a shame he can't see that girl.
她真漂亮 She's so pretty.
你说丹妮尔什么？ What did you say about Danielle?
我说她.... I said that she...
你知道我不想你动这种脑筋 You know I don't want you thinking about things like that.
对不起 我没有 对不起 I'm sorry. I didn't. I'm sorry.
没事 没事 It's okay. It's okay.
去你的房间 Go on and run up to your room.
看我给你买的漫画 Read the comics I got you.
还有 卡博 And, Caleb?
如果我再发现你看范-德-坎普家的女孩 If I ever catch you looking at that Van De Kamp girl,
我会比打你兄弟更狠打你 I'll hit you twice as hard as I hit your brother,
而且不会后悔 and I won't feel bad about it.
明白？ Okay?
明白 Okay.
所以那个脾腺切除术 So this whole splenectomy thing...
你觉得那对我好 对吗？ You feel good about it, huh?
是啊 我告诉过你 只是个日常手术 Yeah, yeah, I told you. It's a routine surgery.
你会没事的 You're gonna be fine.
对 对 Right, right.
其实 我的意思是 Actually, I sort of meant, um...
你自己觉得有信心吗？ Do you personally feel confident?
你指什么？ What do you mean?
你知道 你要 Well, you know, you're gonna be...
把我切开 Hacking into me,
我只想确定你准备好了 and I just wanted to make sure that you feel ready.
我从来没有切除过脾腺 I've never taken out a spleen before.
但相信我 没什么大不了的 But believe me, it's no big deal.
脾腺 胆囊 没什么不同 Spleen, gallbladder... It's all the same.
好吧 我直说 我没去过医学院 Okay, red flag! See, I didn't go to medical school,
但我想 不一样 but I'm thinking... Not all the same.
苏姗 我知道我在做什么 你得相信我 Susan, I know what I'm doing. You're gonna have to trust me.
我也想 但诚实地说 I would like to. But I gotta be honest...
你连牛排都切不开 这可没什么安慰 The fact that you can't even cut that steak isn't helping.
不公平 你煮过头了 That's not fair. You overcooked it,
而且 这不是小牛肉 and, frankly, it's not the freshest meat.
我也不是 我这头牛35岁了 Well, neither am I. I've got 35 years on that cow.
等等 苏姗 你不要我给你做手术？ Wait, Susan, are you saying you don't want me to be your surgeon?
哦 Uh...
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不想你误解我的意思 只是 I don't mean this to sound the wrong way. I just...
如果是更有经验的外科医生 我会更安心 I would be more comfortable with an experienced surgeon.
没关系 我能理解 That's okay. I understand.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我该走了 I should really be going.
什么？ What?
我还没上甜点 I didn't even serve dessert yet.
你说你理解 我是 是 我尊重 You said you understood! No, I do, I do. I respect your decision
你想换医生的决定 但你知道吗？ to see another doctor, but you know what?
你也得理解我的感情受到了伤害 You need to respect that my feelings are hurt.
什么？你要我用自己的命满足你的自负？ What? You want me to put my life on the line to service your ego?
我每天都在救人 切开 救人 切开 I save lives every day. I cut. I save. I cut. I save.
那是我的工作 如果这给了我自负 That's what I do, and if that gives me
也许我需要这种自负 an out-of-control ego, well, maybe I need that
去做下一个手术 to cut into another human being.
吉姆 Jim...
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
晚饭好了 Dinner's ready. Oh.
你打电话没?核实我的背景？ So did you call around? Check on my references?
我告诉艾德你是我丈夫 I told ed you were my husband,
他觉得没关系 and he was cool with that.
他真的想聘你 He really wants to hire you.
我又怎么能阻止？ So who am I to stand in the way?
真的？我得到了工作？ Really? So I got the job?
有个条件 On one condition.
如果你想要这个工作 If you take this job,
你决不可以 you are never allowed to bring up
再提起以前晋升那件事 what happened before with your promotion.
就这个？成交 That's it? Deal.
不是个交易 我要你发誓 No, it's not a deal. I need a solemn vow
你再也不会把那件事摆出来 that you will never throw that in my face ever again.
如果你那么做了 你就释放了恶魔 Because if you do, you will unleash demons
你无法想像会发生什么 that you do not wanna meet.
懂了 I get it.
我真正想要的 And whatireally need from you...
是你的原谅 Is to be forgiven.
实际上 我早就原谅你了 Actually, I already had.
晚餐很棒 This dinner is really good.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
嗨 贝蒂 Hi, Betty. Hello.
我想和你谈谈 I wanted to talk to you about what happened
那天孩子们的事 我告诉过你 我们快搬了 the other day with the kids. I told you, we will be moving soon.
没什么好担心的 There's nothing to worry about.
我担心的是越禁止他们 Well, my fear is that if we keep them apart,
他们越想在一起 they'll try that much harder to be together.
你知道年轻人会做出什么 I mean, you know how teenagers can be,
几周可能发生很多事 and, well, a lot can happen in a couple of weeks.
和你做个交易 I'll make a deal with you.
如果你能控制你的孩子 我就能控制我的 If you control yours, I will control mine.
举办一次老式的陪伴交际怎么样？ Well, how about some old-fashioned chaperoning?
这样他们能互相见到 That way they can, um, still see each other,
我们也不用做恶人 and we won't have to be the villains.
为了我儿子的利益着想 When it comes to my son's best interests,
我不怕做恶人 I'm not afraid of being the villain.
希望你也这么觉得 布里 I assumed that you would feel the same way, Bree.
既然你这么说 我想我能做到 Now that you mention it, I guess I do.
我得走了 在烤松饼 I have to go. I have some, um, muffins in the oven.
妈 出什么事了？ Mom, what's wrong?
艾波怀特家 我不准你接近他们 什么？ It's the applewhites. I don't want you to go near them. What?!
记得他们抓住的那个人吗 Do you remember the man they arrested...
闯进加布丽尔家 The one that broke into Gabrielle's
从精神病院逃走的那个？ and escaped from the mental hospital?
他在那里 He's there.
我从窗户看见的 他们把他藏在那里 I saw him in their window. They're hiding him.
开玩笑 我没有 You're kidding. No, I'm not.
不准你再去那里 And I forbid you to go over there.
勒奈特 是我 布里 Lynette, hi, it's Bree. Uh, listen,
收到口讯给我回电 call me when you get this message,
今晚来我家的牌局 and please come to poker tonight.
我有关于艾波怀特家的消息 I have some big news about the applewhites.
就这样 再见 All right, bye.
谁的电话？ Who was that?
玛丽修女 Sister Mary.
她被调到了阿拉斯加的费尔般斯克教区 They just transferred her to a parish in Fairbanks, Alaska.
你开玩笑 为什么？ You're kidding me. Why?
她不知道 She doesn't know.
主教甚至都没有给她理由 The diocese wouldn't even give her a reason.
梵蒂冈的政治 Ah, Vatican politics.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我想我只是有点头痛 I think I'm just coming down with a migraine.
也许你应该躺一下 Oh, well, maybe you should go lie down.
我出去一会 I'm gonna be out for a while.
好吧 All right.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
等会见 Uh, I'll see you there.
苏姗?你怎么会在这里？ Susan? What are you doing here?
我们得谈谈 好 We need to talk. Okay, all right, but, look,
但我刚做完手术 我等了三小时 I just got out of surgery. I've been waiting for three hours.
那天你生气走后 After you stormed out the other night,
我开始问我自己 I started to doubt myself.
开始想 I started to think,
"也许我应该忽略自己本能的反应" "gee, you know, maybe I should just ignore my better instincts,
让罗恩医生像剖鱼一样把我切开 苏姗 "and I should let Dr. Ron gut me like a fish." Susan...
为什么不呢? 因为我一生里 I mean, why not? 'Cause all my life,
不停地让男人离开我 I have jumped through hoops to keep men from leaving.
但我不想再那么做 But I'm not doing it anymore. So tough luck, pally.
你刚错过了一件美妙的事情 You just missed out on a good thing.
苏姗 Susan...
你在这里等了三小时？ You've been here for three hours?
是 两小时前 Yeah. Well, two hours ago,
鲜花 香槟和致歉信 flowers, champagne and an apology note
送到了你家门口 were delivered to your doorstep.
真的？ Really?
是我让我们的关系陷入危机 Look, I put our relationship at risk, all right?
那很蠢 And it was stupid.
很久以来我都没有对谁有这种感觉过 I haven't felt this way about somebody in a long time.
苏姗 我真的喜欢你 Susan, I really like you.
因此 And because of that, I...
我不能做你的医生 也不能为你做手术 I can't be your doctor, let alone, your surgeon.
我意思是 他们定这些规矩的确有理由 I mean, there's a pretty good reason why they make those rules.
请你原谅我 好吗？ Listen, I hope you forgive me, all right?
因为失去你我会恨自己 Because I'll hate myself if I lose you.
喔 Wow.
我不希望你恨自己 I wouldn't want you to hate yourself.
不 No.
很抱歉我做了这个动作 And I am so sorry about that... snap thing.
只是想增加戏剧性 I was just trying to be theatrical.
是的 Yeah.
收到你的留言 怎么了？ I got your note. What's going on?
你们在家里藏了谁？ Are you hiding someone in your house?
什么？ What?
我妈妈从二楼窗户里看到里面有人 My mom saw someone in your second-story window.
她认为就是闯进索利斯夫人家的那个人 She thinks it's the guy who broke into Mrs. Solis'.
该死 卡博 Damn it, Caleb.
那是他的名字？ Is that his name?
她告诉别人了吗？ Has she told anybody else?
她给朋友留了言 She left messages on her friends' machines.
他们很快会来谈论这件事 They're coming over soon to get details.
我们今晚就得走 为什么? 到底怎么了？ We're gonna have to leave tonight. This is... why? What's going on?
我很想告诉你 I would love to tell you,
相信我 真的 但我不能 believe me, I would. But I can't.
如果你信任我 也许我能帮忙 If you trust me, I could help you.
我家里也有秘密 My family has secrets, too.
我哥哥做的事情 What my brother did...
很可怕 It's bad.
去年我哥哥做了很坏的事情 Last year my brother did something really awful,
我父母为他掩盖掉了 and my parents covered it up for him.
如果别人发现 If anyone were to ever find out,
安德鲁和我妈妈可能会去坐牢 Andrew and my mom could go to jail.
所以你不用担心 我不会责怪你 So you don't have to worry about me judging you.
告诉我你们的秘密 我能理解 Tell me your secrets. I'll understand.
好吧 Okay.
但你先告诉我你的 But you tell me yours first.
你来这里干什么 What are you doing here?
听说你被调走 I heard you were being transferred
我来道别 so I came to say good-bye.
我看你是来幸灾乐祸的 Come to gloat is more like it.
不 我们是有些分歧 No, we've had our differences,
但那不代表我喜欢看到你 but that doesn't mean I'm happy to see you
被调去阿拉斯加 shipped off to Alaska.
哇 Brr.
你和这件事有关系 是不是？ You had something to do with this, didn't you?
我？我只是一个谦卑的罪人 Me? Oh, I'm just a humble sinner.
在这里你才是有权力的人 You're the one with all the power around here...
比如婚姻废止 All the... annulment mojo.
所以你这么做？ Is that why you did it?
摆脱我不能改变任何事情 Well, getting rid of me isn't gonna change anything.
卡洛斯会做他该做的事情 Carlos will do what he wants.
你婚姻里的问题并不会消失 The problems in your marriage aren't going away.
或许吧 Maybe not...
但你的麻烦大了 But you certainly are.
你没机会了 You missed a spot.
啊 Aah!
哦 Oh!
你死定了 That was a mistake.
嗯 Uhh!
这样 我们扯平了 There. I think we're all done here.
哦 Ow!
啊 Aah!
哦 上帝啊 上帝啊 等等 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! Hold on!
没事吧 Are you okay?
啊 Aah!
别打了 Stop fighting!
别打了 Stop fighting! No!
你脑子里在想些什么？ What the hell were you thinking?
那要看你听到了什么 Uh, depends. What have you heard?
我接到教堂的电话 I got a call from the church.
他们说你打了玛丽修女 They said you attacked sister Mary.
差不多对 Yeah, that's about right.
你怎么想的？ What are you thinking?
我什么都没想 但在回来的路上 I wasn't, but I was thinking about it on the way over here.
我意识到欠揍的是你 And I realized the ass I should be kicking is yours.
我? 对 Mine? Yes!
玛丽修女骗你来威胁我 Sister Mary manipulated you into threatening me,
而你居然蠢得落入圈套 but you're the idiot that fell for it.
我没有威胁你 I was not threatening you.
只是要你保证 I was asking for a promise.
你也给我保证过 卡洛斯 很久以前 You mademea promise, Carlos, a long time ago...
"直到死亡让我们分离" Till death do us part.
然后有一天你回到家里用离婚威胁我 And one day you just come home and start throwing words around like annulment.
你想过我的感受吗？ How do you think that makes me feel?
好吧 我很抱歉 Okay, I'm sorry about that.
我真的想要个孩子 I need to have a child.
而我真的想知道我是你 And I need to know I'm the woman
希望共渡余生的那个女人 you want to spend the rest of your life with,
而不是一个穿着高根鞋的子宫 not just some uterus in high heels.
加布丽尔 别 Gabrielle, please...
不 卡洛斯 我很抱歉 No, Carlos, I am sorry.
我不想被胁迫生孩子 I am not gonna be blackmailed into giving birth.
你得做出选择 You have to choose.
我希望你做出选择 这样我的生活才能继续 And I wish you would do it so I can move on with my life.
当然 我选择你 Well, of course I choose you.
我想是正确的选择 I think that's the right decision.
知道吗 我也做了个决定 You know, I made a decision, too.
我答应你了 The answer to your question earlier is yes.
答应？ Yes...
我想要个孩子 I wanna have a baby.
我想给你生个孩子 I wanna have a baby with you.
贝蒂 Betty.
真意外 What a surprise.
能和你谈谈吗？ Can I talk to you for a moment?
现在不是很方便 Uh, now is actually not a good time for me.
我想可以 I think it is.
在你做出蠢事之前 我想和你谈谈 I wanted to chat with you before you did something foolish.
我不明白你什么意思 I don't know what you mean.
今天你在我家看到的那个人 The person you saw at my house today
是我的另一个儿子 is my other son.
他叫卡博 His name is Caleb.
他没有伤害加布丽尔 He didn't harm Gabrielle,
也没有杀车里的那个人 and he didn't hurt the man in the car trunk.
你只需要知道这些 That's all you need to know.
他是你儿子？ He's your son?
他是我的宝贝儿子 可惜头脑有些迟钝 He's my dear son who happens to be slow.
有时会犯些错误 Sometimes he makes mistakes.
但是贝蒂 警察在找他 But, Betty, the police are looking for him.
他从那家精神病院里逃了出来 He escaped from that facility they sent him to.
他得到了管教 相信我 He had help, trust me.
我一直认为母性本能 I've always thought the maternal instinct
是大自然最奇妙的礼物 is one of nature's most amazing gifts.
我是说母亲为了 I mean, the length that some mothers will go to
保护自己的孩子 to protect their children...
会让最普通的女人做出不可思议的事情 It drives ordinary women to do extraordinary things,
比如我 和你 布里 women like me, Bree, and like you.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
如果你把卡博的事说一个字出去 If you breathe one word of Caleb's existence to anyone,
我就告诉卡洛斯 加布丽尔和警察 I will tell Carlos, Gabrielle and the police
是你的儿子开车 that it was your son driving the car
撞死了卡洛斯的母亲 that killed juanita solis
还有你试图帮他掩盖罪行 and that you have been covering up his crime ever since.
布里 我们能成为最好的朋友 We're going to be great friends, Bree.
我们有那么多共同点 We have so much in common.
她就说了这么多？ So is that all she said?
关于艾波怀特家的事 Yeah, something about the applewhites.
我很好奇 I'm dying of curiosity.
让别人等很失礼的 It's rude to keep people waiting.
嗨 进来 Hi. Come on in.
那么快说吧 So, spill it.
艾波怀特家的秘闻是什么？ What's the scoop on the applewhites?
呃 关于那个 Um, about that... um...
快 布里 我等不及了 Oh, Bree, come on, dish already!
可能我留言太兴奋了 Well, perhaps I got more excited than I should have,
最近我发现贝蒂.艾波怀特 but I recently found out that Betty applewhite
打一手好牌 is quite the poker player,
所以 我邀请她参加我们每周的牌局 and so, uh, I have invited her to join our weekly game.
大家好 Hello, everybody.
希望你们带了支票 I hope you brought your checkbooks
我感觉会有好运 because I am feeling lucky.
每个人都理解战争的本质 Everyone understands the nature of war.
我加注 I raise.
我们也知道胜负取决于 We also understand that victory depends on the cards
手上已经有的牌 that we have been dealt.
有些人面对血腥的战斗 Some, when faced with a bloody battle,
很快放弃了 simply give in.
但对有些人 放弃是不可接受的 But for some, surrender is unacceptable.
布里 你怎么样？ Well, Bree, what are you gonna do?
即使已经知道这场战斗 Even though they know it will be a fight...
我跟 I'll raise you.
必死无疑 To the death.