前情提要 previously on.
苏珊和麦克终于喜结连理 susan and mike finally tied the knot.
勒奈特被坏消息所困扰 Lynette got some disturbing news.
你怎么能得了癌症都不告诉我? Where the hell do you get off having cancer and not telling me about it?
妈妈 Mom.
布瑞旅行归来 Bree returned from her trip.
我的天哪! holy crap!
让大家大吃一惊 这就行了 - With a surprise. - There you go.
加布嫁给了Victor Gaby married victor.
加布是你干得最聪明的事情 Gaby is the smartest thing you've ever done.
她能带来拉美裔的选票 With her bringing in the latino vote,
州长的职位基本上就非你莫属了 the governor's mansion's as good as yours.
而卡洛斯 While carlos.
你怎么就那么不愿意对我做点承诺? why are you so reluctant to make a commitment to me?
和伊蒂走到尽头 Ended it with edie.
我们俩玩完了 I am done with you.
然而对于幸福的追寻 But the search for true happiness
最终导致了如此出人意料又显而易见的 led to events that were unexpected and distinctly.
绝望 desperate.
你得清楚的明白 伊蒂 Britt从来没有真正想死过 the first thing you should know is that edie britt never actually intended to die,
但是她爱的人想要离开她 but someone she loved was trying to leave her.
所以她计划了所有细节 So she planned every detail,
从她要用来上吊的丝巾 到诉说她绝望心情的遗书 from the silk scarf she'd hang by to the suicide note detailing her despair.
现在伊蒂所要做的 Now all edie had to do.
就是等待时机 was wait.
等着她心爱的人出现 for her beloved to come home.
嘿 伊蒂! Hey,edie!
我来取我的东西 I'm here to get my stuff.
明白吧 想要抓住她心爱的人 You see,to hold on to her man,
伊蒂知道她必须选择合适的时候"放手" edie knew she'd have to find the perfect moment to let go.
嘿 卡洛斯! Hey,carlos!
然而不幸的是 Sadly for edie.
能跟你说两句么? can I talk to you?
天意弄人 Her timing was fatally flawed.
麦克拉斯基夫人? mrs.Mccluskey?
你得看看 I need to show you something.
过来 Come here.
这是什么? What's this?
是垃圾桶 those are trash cans.
这还用你说么 自以为是的家伙 I know they're trash cans,smart-ass.
我是问你周四就该清理走的垃圾 为什么周六晚上了还在这里 I'm asking what they're doing out on a saturday night when the trash got picked up on thursday.
好了 Fine.
我搬到里面去 I will take them in.
满意了? Happy now?
卡洛斯 Carlos.
那是什么? what the hell is that?
这就是卡洛斯 索利斯如何 在关键时刻救了Edie Britt And this is how carlos solis arrived just in the nick of time to save the life of edie britt.
噢 亲爱的 oh,baby.
你都做了什么? What did you do?
拜托 你醒醒 Come on,you gotta wake up.
求你了 Come on,please?
当然 如果他预料到她对他一生的影响 Of course,had he known what she was about to do to his life.
他肯定会任由她吊在那里不管的 he would've let her hang there.
绝望主妇 第四季 第1集 DH Season 4 Episode 1
夜里总有这样的时间 There is a certain time of night,
孩子们上床睡觉了 丈夫们鼾声如雷了 after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring,
主妇们醒着思考 那些她们不想让自己朋友们知道的秘密 that women lie awake and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
可能是即兴的婚礼 It might be an impromptu wedding.
或者最近查出的肿瘤 or a recently diagnosed tumor.
或者假装的怀孕 or a make-believe pregnancy.
这就是她们一直在想的事情 Regardless,it's all they will think of.
直到发生了别的事情提醒了她们 别人也有秘密 until something comes along to remind them that other people have secrets,too.
卡洛斯 Carlos.
她怎么样了? 医生怎么说的? how is she? What did the doctors say?
他们给她上了呼吸机 不过她没有大碍 Uh,theye got edie on a ventilator,but she's gonna be okay.
到底怎么回事? 怎么会出现这么一幕? What the hell happened? How could she pull a stunt like this?
她的遗书基本上都是在责怪我 Uh,she left a note which pretty much blames me.
噢 亲爱的 Oh,sweetie.
我真不敢相信又发生这样的事情了 I can't believe this is happening.
就像Mary Alice的事情重新上演 It's like mary alice all over again.
是啊 不过还好她会没事的 Yes,but the good news is she's gonna live.
虽然是新婚之夜 你们觉得要不要给加布打电话呢? I know it's her wedding night, but do you think we should call gaby?
噢 糟了 Oh,crap.
加布? gaby?
你知道 这还真是个令人难忘的 新婚之夜啊 You know,this betr be one hell of a wedding night,
你那么久还不让我进去 considering how long you're taking in there.
相信我 Victor Trust me,victor.
今晚你绝对终生难忘 This will be a night you'll never forget.
我们私奔吧 let's get out of here.
什么? what?
我认真的 你和我 我们抛弃一切 I'm serious.You,me-- just screw it all.
我们... Let'S.
我们私奔 let's run away together.
我刚刚结婚 I just got married.
外面有200个人等着我去领跳康茄舞 There are 200 people out there waiting for me to lead a conga line.
加布 你刚说你觉得Victor并不是真的爱你 Gaby,you just said you don't feel like victor really loves you,
而你知道 我爱你 从未停止 and you know I do.I've never stopped.
我不能在婚礼当天抛弃他 I can't dump him on our wedding day.
这样做太恶劣了 即便是对Victor That's a horrible thing to do,even to vict.
他会很快接受的 而我从来没有接受失去你 He'll get over it,but I've never gotten over losing you,
我不要再失去你了! and I won't let it happen again!
加布 你在里面么? gaby,you in here?
加布? Gaby?
我在... I was.
数礼物 just counting gifts.
好的 我...只是在找那个搞公关的 oh,that's fine.I-I was actually looking for that publicist guy.
你见过他么? 没有 You haven't seen him,have you? Nope.
好吧 Okay.
需要你的时候我会叫你的 I'll give you a holler when I need you.
快点! come on!
你婚礼都不穿内裤的? Who doesn't wear underwear on their wedding day?
说正事呢 你个坏蛋! oh,focus,you idiot!
快点 我们什么时候走? Come on.When are we leaving?
你同意了? so we're doing this?
太好了 Great.
我得花点时间收拾东西 Uh,it'll take me a few hours to get stuff together.
我今晚去接你 你收拾好了等我 I'm gonna pick you up tonight. ust be packed and ready to go.
好的 等等! Okay.Wait!
你不吻新娘么? Aren't you gonna kiss the bride?
终于来了! finally!
卡洛斯 你到底在哪里啊? carlos,where the hell are you?
我在医院 I'm at the hospital.
伊蒂今晚自杀了 Edie tried to kill herself tonight.
噢 天哪! 她还好吧? Oh,my god! Is she okay?
我及时发现了 但是很明显 我今天不能去接你了 I found her just in time,but obviously, i can't come pick you up tonight.
明白 没关系的 Okay,that's all right.
我打车过去找你 I'll just take a cab and meet you.
加布 我现在不能抛下伊蒂 Gaby,I can't leave edie now.
听着 可能等几个星期 Look,maybe in a couple weeks.
等几个星期? 什么意思? In a few weeks? What?
不! 必须得今晚! No! It has to be tonight!
维克多就在卧室外面等着我们圆房呢 Victor's in the bedroom right now waiting to consummate.
伊蒂还上了呼吸机呢 And edie's on a ventilator.
听着 你没必要和Victor呆在一起 Look,you don't have to stay with victor.
你自己有房子的 You have a house.
听着 新婚之夜和你私奔已经很疯狂了 Okay,you know,running away with you on my wedding night was crazy enough.
一个人私奔了那就是彻底疯了! But runninaway to be alone is insane!
加布 拜托了 她需要我 Gaby,please,she needs me.
你就不能等等么? Can't you just wait?
不能! No!
我宁愿和Victor一起解决我们的问题 I would rather try and work it out with victor.
加布 你还不来睡觉啊? gaby,are you coming to bed?
一个月之后 one month later
结婚一个月快乐 Happy 1-month anniversary.
我没想过要这么做 I didn't know we were doing this.
我只是觉得我们过去一个月很开心 应该庆祝一下 Well,we've just been so happy thlast four weeks, I thought we should celebrate.
你也很开心 对吧? you are happy,right?
当然了 Yeah.
从没那么开心过 I've never been happier.
噢 你个甜言蜜语的家伙 Aw,that's sweet.
我不相信 I don't believe you.
我观察过你几次 你看起来 Susan Susan I watch you sometimes,and you seem very.
心不在焉 就像缺点什么 disconnected,like something's missing.
什么都不缺 Nothing is missing.
就是说我们一起的生活和你想象中一样? So our life together is exactly how you pictured it?
你想要的都实现了? You've gotten everything you wanted?
对 差不多了 Yeah,pretty much.
"差不多了" 意思是 你还有想要没得到的东西 "Pretty much" means there is something that you want that you don't have.
你不说 我怎么给你呢? How can I give it to you if you don't tell me what it is?
苏珊 我发誓 我很幸福 幸福得如同美梦 合不拢嘴 Susan,I swear,I am ecstatically,beyond my wildest dreams,lip-smackingly happy.
明白了吗? You got it?
这场婚姻注定要坏事 This marriage is doomed.
嘿 搬家车过来了 hey,a moving van just pulled up.
安德鲁 我绑带子有点困难 Oh,andrew,I'm having problems with my strap.
能帮一把吗? Could you help me?
听着 三周前我就说过 不会陪你玩小把戏了 Look,I told you three weeks ago I was no longer participating in your little hoax,
包括帮你绑带子 and that includes strapping you in.
看在老天的份上 Oh,for heaven's sakes.
奥森 请问能帮我一把吗? Orson,could you come help me,please?
我会记住的 下次买皮裤别问我要钱 I'll remember this the next time you want money for leather pants.
总是会穿帮的 不是吗? People are gonna find out,all right?
到时还不糗死 And then we're gonna all look like idiots.
小心点就不会 Well,not if we're careful.
现在不是50年代 好吗? This isn't the '50s,okay?
少女妈妈是常有的事 Teenage girls get pregnant all the time.
我说 我的前实验搭档 显然有做祖母的潜力 I mean,my ex-lab partner's practically a grandmother.
听着 这个家庭的声誉有毁灭的危险 Look,this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread.
我说 先是大家觉得你继父是杀妻凶手 I mean,first people thought that your stepfather was a wife killer,
然后是你妹妹和历史老师乱来 then your sister takes up with her history teacher,
现在又得带个私生子在街上乱逛 and now we're supposed to parade a little bastard up and down the street.
或许还会坐门廊上弹五弦琴呢 We might as well sit on the porch and play banjos.
布瑞 知道吗? 隔壁有人搬进来了 Bree,you know,there's a moving van next door.
妈妈 你醒了没? mom,are you awake?
来了 亲爱的 Okay,honey.
等一小会儿 Just give me a minute.
等一会儿 Give me a minute.
假发不见了 My wig is gone.
在哪儿? 在床头柜上 Where is it? It's on the nightstand.
不 不 我找过了 床头柜上没有 只有几根碎头发 No! No,I'm looking at the nightstand,and all I see are a few stray hairs
还有你认为能给我鼓劲的体育录像带 and this sports blooper dv you thought would cheer me up.
佩顿 曼宁(橄榄球明星)很有意思 Peyton manning is funny.
妈妈! mom!
我来了 Hey,I'm coming!
别傻躺着 Hey,don't just sit there like a lump!
快 帮我找找 Come on! Help me look!
上帝啊 亲爱的 这种时候我就想 Oh,goD.Honey,this is one of those moments when it occurs to me that wouldn't it be easier
告诉大家你得了癌症岂不是更好? if we just told everyone that you have cancer?
找到了 I found it.
听着 我是说 我也不想吓着孩子 Look,I mean,I get not wanting to scare the kids,
但对朋友隐瞒... buto keep all of our friends in the dark.
听着 我受得了化疗 look,I can deal with the chemo.
我受得了别人说我现在的发型最好看 I can deal with people telling me my hair has never looked better.
但我受不了别人的同情 所以就照我说的做 But what I cannot deal with is the pity, so we are doing it my way.
戴歪了 You were crooked.
亲爱的 怎么了? hey,sweetie,what's up?
街对面有人搬进来了 There's a moving van across the street.
想马上列清单吗? so you want it listed right away?
别担心价钱卖不高 And don't worry about getting top dollar.
就定搬迁的价位 I want this place priced to move.
这是怎么回事? What's going on here?
我正和房产经纪人谈事呢 I'm meeting with our realtor.
加布 还记得Gil吧? Gaby,you remember gil.
我记得告诉过你 我还不想卖房 I remember telling you I wasn't ready to sell the house yet.
Gil 能给我们点时间吗? Gil,could you give us a minute,please?
好 Yeah.
加布 我们说好的 结了婚就卖房子 Gaby,we agreed that after we got married, you would sell the house.
我还有很多东西呢 I still have a lot of stuff here.
我的房子有1万个平方呢 Well,my house is over 10,000 square feet.
我肯定里面有柜子 I'm pretty sure there are closets.
我只是不想这么快出手 好吗? I'm just not in a rush to unload this house,okay?
这曾经是我家 我在这里过得很幸福 This was my home.I was very happy here.
但现在我们有新家了 But we've got a new home now.
难道你不幸福吗? Aren't you happy there?
是啊 那房子挺不错 Yeah,it's a great house.
好啊 Well,good.
那把这房子卖了 Then sell this place.
你在等什么? What are you waiting for?
没等什么 I'm not waiting for anything.
看 搬家车 Look,a moving van.
新邻居 了解到什么没? New neighbors.What do we know?
西餐椅 是个特征 Well,uh,dining chairs.There's a clue.
是啊 说明他们坐着吃饭 Yes.It proves they eat sitting down.
不 我是说 他们注重细节 No,I mean they're stickley.
说明他们有品味 It means they have taste.
还有钱 And money.
他们研究了好几周 They've been remodeling for weeks.
伊蒂在就好了 I wish edie were here.
她不在 就没人代我们送点心 Without her,there's no one to give us the dish.
又一个自私的自杀事件 (圣经里说自杀是一种罪过) Yet another illustration of the fundamental selfishness of suicide.
是他们吗? Do you think this is them?
上帝啊 凯瑟琳 oh,my god.Katherine.
凯瑟琳 katherine!
苏珊 susan!
真不敢相信已经过了12年 I cannot believe it has been 12 years.
你一点也没变 You haven't changed a bit.
显然 你变了 眼睛都花了 Well,you clearly have.Your eyesight's going.
你阿姨怎么样了? How's your aunt?
凯瑟琳曾和西姆斯夫人住这儿 Katherine used to live here with mrs.Sims.
恐怕不是很好 not very well,I'm afraid.
所以我们一定要搬回来 That's really the reason why we moved back.
我不想可怜的Lily阿姨 在养老院度过最后的时光 I didn't want poor aunt lily to spend her final days in a nursing home.
你真好 That is so kind of you.
是啊 yeah,it is.
还有 运气不错 我丈夫在这里找了份工作 oh,and as luck would have it,my husband found a job here.
亚当能招招手打个招呼吗? Adam,could you wave or something?
女士们 大家好 Hello,ladies.
很期待和你们会面 等我收收汗 I look forward to meeting you when I'm a little less sweaty.
他是个帅哥 he's a cutie.
他做什么的? What does he do?
医生 He's a doctor.
别放心上 但我要说 我恨你 Okay,don't take this personally,but we hate you.
妈妈 Mom?
房间搞好了 I finished unpacking my room.
需要帮忙吗? Do you need any help?
天哪 Oh,my god.
这不是小迪伦吧 This is not little dylan.
我是苏珊 朱丽叶的妈妈 I'm susan,julie's mom.
看到你她会很激动的 She is gonna be so excited to see you.
好啊 Great.
谁又是朱丽叶呢? Who's julie again?
亲爱的 还记得... 儿时最要好的小伙伴吗? Honey,you remember--your best friend when you were little.
对噢 Oh,right.
去帮你继父整最后几个箱子吧 Why don't you go help your stepfather with the last few boxes?
很高兴见到你们 It's nice meetg you all.
多好的一家人啊 what a beautiful family.
有你做邻居 我真是太幸运了 I feel so lucky to have you for a neighbor.
不 幸运的是我 No,i am the lucky one.
看我这里的景色 Look at my view.
你的花园真是美得另人窒息 Your garden is absolutely breathtaking.
后院的那棵松树 And that pine tree in the backyard.
那是我的骄傲 我的欢乐 it's my pride and joy.
显然 要请你砍了那树真让我心碎 Oh,it absolutely kills me to have to ask you to cut it down.
什么? Excuse me?
不好意思 树挡着阳光 蔬菜就长不好 我还要参加蔬菜大赛 Well,I'm sorry,but I'm not gonna be able to grow my prize-winning vegetables with that tree blocking all the sunlight.
真可惜... 你的蔬菜 Oh,well,I'm--I'm sorry about your vegetables,
那棵树可以挡住Purcell家的后院 but that pine shields my view of the purcells' backyard,
如果你见过Purcell先生的日光浴 and if you had ever seen mr.Purcell sunbathe,
你就会了解 这棵树的意义 well,you'd know exactly what that tree means to me.
我不想吵架 well,I don't want to quarrel.
找到解决方案之前 我们不碰那棵树 We will not touch that tree until we have come up with a solution to our problem.
也许 可以用窗帘 Curtains,perhaps.
你终于回来了 So you're back.
太有意思了 How fun.
我该搞顿早午餐 让大家认识你 I should have a brunch so that everyone can get to know you.
不 不用了 No,no need.
本周六我会举行烧烤聚会 I'm having a barbecue this saturday.
我会邀请整个社区 I'm inviting the whole neighborhood.
不用这么铺张吧 Oh,you don't need to do that.
要的 一定要的 I insist.
我太想念紫藤街了 I have missed wisteria lane so much,
我想给亲爱的老朋友一个惊喜 and I wanna do something special for my dear,old friends.
还有你们这些可爱的新人 and all you lovely newcomers.
假怀孕最好的就是我的脚不会肿 the nice thing about this fake pregnancy is my feet don't swell.
我是说 要真怀个8到12个月 我就不用忍受这些细高跟了 I mean,I'd never be able to squeeze into these sling-backs if I really was 8 12 months pregnant.
布瑞 Bree!
你看起来真是神采奕奕啊 Don't you look radiant!
你好啊 Mckeever太太 Well,hello,mrs.Mckeever.
我听说你有喜了 但不知道多久了 Well,I heard that you were expecting, but I had no idea how far along you were.
我能动一下吗? May I?
这没有必要 There's no need.
婴儿现在还没有踢我呢 the baby's just not kicking right now.
有的时候 如果你轻轻动他一下 他们就能动了 Sometimes,if you give them a little jiggle, you can get them to move.
噢 她现在不想被人戳 Oh,she doesn't really wanna be jiggled right now.
她现在很敏感 She's very sensitive down there.
我会轻轻动的 But I'll be gentle.
你知道 我们那时候 怀孕妈妈们认为戳一下能带来好运 You know,in my day, mothers thought that it was good luck.
看来我得把话说明了 Perhaps I need to make my point a little more clearly.
布瑞 你弄疼我了! Bree,you're hurting me!
有什么问题吗? Is there a problem here?
不 没有问题! No,not at all!
我只是和一个很亲的朋友打招呼 I'm just saying hello to a very dear friend of mine.
现在能闪到一边去了? are you gonna back off now?
车准备好了 亲爱的 car's here,dear.
很高兴见到你 Mckeever太太 Lovely to see you,mrs.Mckeever.
老女人怎么老是喜欢动手动脚? Why must old ladies always do that?
我不知道 但是你不能再这么粗鲁了 I don't know, but you've got to stop roughing them up.
我很抱歉苏珊 I'm sorry,susan.
戈伦贝格医生有个病人要他接生 Dr.Gorenberg just had a patient go into labor.
他的新搭档来替他 如果你不介意的话 His new partner is covering for him, if you're comfortable with that.
没问题 Sure.
我只是来做个体检罢了 I'm just here for a checkup.
医生? Doctor?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我是梅菲尔医生 I'm dr.Mayfair.
我要... I'm gonnA.
等等 我们见过吗? hold it.Have we met?
是的 昨天见的 Yes.Yesterday.
我是苏珊 Mayer Susan mayer.
你的新邻居 Your new neighbor.
对 Right.
我-我不知道你... I-I didn't know you were.
是这种医生 this kind of doctor.
我当然是 I sure am.
听着 呃 Listen,um.
也许这不... 请踩上去 maybe this isn't... feet up,please.
好吧 Okay.
躺下去 And scootch down.
这太奇怪了 你想 你是个... It's just that it's weird,you know,considering you're.
你要看哪里? where'd you go?
放松 and relax.
抱歉 sorry.
再放松 And relax.
抱歉 sorry.
再再放松 And relax.
抱歉 Sorry.
呃 我不是为了找话说 Gorenberg医生什么时候回来? Um,hey,not to change the subject,but when is dr. Gorenberg coming back?
马上就检查完了 Almost done.
你知道凯瑟琳好几年一直念叨你 you know,katherine has talked about you for years.
终于能把名字和真人对上号了 It's nice to finally put a face to the name.
勒奈特! lynette!
茉莉l 你还好吗? Muriel.How are you doing?
怎么了! What's up?
你看上去真不错 You look good.
别甜言蜜语的 勒奈特 斯加沃 Don't try to sweet-talk me,lynette scavo.
我很生气 I am fit to be tied.
你到底是不是志愿主办筹款活动? Did you or did you not volunteer to run the fund-raising gala?
是啊 Yeah.
最近有些事情比较棘手-- Things have been a little weird lately--
别想逃避这个 勒奈特 don't even think of wriggling out of this,lynette.
其他三年级的母亲都主办过一次活动 Every other third grade mom has chaired an event.
轮到你了 It is your tur
好吧 我马上着手 okay.I'll jump right on it.
好极了 Great.
好的 Okay.
瞧 See.
这时候连脑子缺的人都知道 该用癌症这个借口推辞掉 that's where someone with half a brain would have played the cancer card.
我可以搞定 I can handle it.
才怪呢 Like hell.
你放疗回来就一直觉得恶心 You've been nauseous all day from the chemo.
你甚至不该来这儿! you shouldn't even be here!
这是我的生活 It's my life.
这愚蠢的疾病不能阻止我继续生活 Some stupid disease is not gonna keep me from living it.
另外 帕克希望能看到我 Besides,parker's expecting to see me.
那儿 There.
他看到你了 He saw you.
当黑灯的时候我们就溜出去 We'll duck out when the lights go down.
他将会一直看我的 He's gonna be watching for me all day.
他可是一个主角 He's one of the leads.
他演的是修道士Tuck ("侠盗罗宾汉"里的人物) He's friar tuck.
是个不讨好的角色 It's a thankless role.
一切看上去正常 well,everything seems normal.
但是你说你的例假一直不正常 But you say you've been having irregular periods.
是啊 Yeah.
你知道的 一个月晚来 两个月早来 You know,one month off,two months on.
总会有这样的事的 对吧? That happens,right?
你经历过夜晚盗汗吗? Ever experience night sweats?
呃 有的时候会 Um,sometimes.
但是麦克才是个出汗王呢 But mike's a big spooner.
就像抱了个火盆睡觉似的 He's like sleeping with a hibachi.
呃 那潮热呢? um,how about hot flashes?
好吧 哇 Okay,whoa.
现在我要让你住嘴了 I'm gonna stop you right there.
我有那个还年轻了点 请你参照你的病例表 I am way too young for that.Please refer to your chart.
苏珊 我认识的很多女人 都认为更年期有负面的影响 Susan,I know for a lot of women the word "menopause" has negative connotations.
她们认为那是"衰老" "骨质疏松" "缺少性欲" They hear,um,"aging," "brittle bones," um,"loss of sexual desire."
好吧 在你继续说之前 让我来检查一下你的证书 Okay,before we go any further,can I check those diplomas?
我们可以用一个简单的验血查出来 Look,there's a simple blood test we can use to find out.
我不需要任何检查! I don't need any test!
我到更年期还早着呢! I am not old enough for menopause.
我不知道老师都教了你什么破玩意儿 Now I don't know what kind of nonsense they taught you at.
在97届哈佛医学院? harvard medical school,class of.'97?
噢 我的上帝! Oh,my god!
我老了! I am old!
给我做那该死的检查 Just give me the damn test.
事情不做好 我们不会离开树林 we will live in these woods till our work is donE.
如果治安官来了 我们用我们的弓和箭赶跑他们 If the sheriff comes, we will drive him away with our bows and arrows.
你还好吧? You okay?
我感觉有点(热) I'm feeling a little.
上帝会拯救祂的圣徒! god save all ye merry men!
吾欲求汝! I beseech thee!
祈祷我会加入你的行列 圣徒之列 Pray that I may join your man-- band of merry men.
我不只是个欢愉的修道士 因为我能驾驭利剑和长弓! I am more than just a jolly friar, for I can have both a sword and an arrow!
我们必须支持罗宾汉 We must support robin hood.
噢 我要吐了! oh,I'm gonna be sick!
感同身受 女士 Right there with you,lady.
向罗宾汉致敬! All hail robin hood!
好吧 我们走 okay,let's go.
不! 来不及了! No! It's too late!
太棒了! bravo!
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我会给你买个新包的 I'll get you a new purse.
好吧 但是那不是我的包 Fine,but that wasn't my purse.
你好 你拿到喜欢吃的了吗? hello. You have everything you need?
有需要就告诉我 嗨!很高兴见到你! You just let me know. Hi!Good to see you!
噢 你看上去真不错! Oh,you look great!
麦克拉斯基太太 你好 Mrs.Mccluskey. Hello.
过得怎么样? 还记得我吗? how are you? Do you remember me?
你是贝丝·杜鲁门对吧? 我当然记得你了 You're bess truman,right? Of course I remember you.
如果你是来检查我脑袋是不是变木头了 我很好 If that's your way of checking if my brain's gone all tapioca,I'm fine.
抱歉 sorry.
我看到你孩子和你的新丈夫了 找的不错哟 So I saw your kid and your new husband. Nice catch.
噢 谢谢你 Oh. Well,thank you.
我迫不及待想让他经历紫藤街的生活 I'm very eager for him to experience life on wisteria lane.
迪伦和我在这儿度过了 我们人生最快乐的时光 The times that dylan and I spent here were the happiest of our lives.
是吗? 那你们为什么突然离开了? Yeah? Then why'd you take off so suddenly?
你们不辞而别 You skipped town without even saying good-bye.
天 你还真记得不少呢 对吧? My,you do remember a lot,don't you?
失陪了 我有客人要招待 Excuse me. Really must mingle.
这些蛋都不新鲜了 (失去它们的青春了) I think these eggs are past their prime.
所以你就不要它们了 而且还要扔掉 So you just shun them and throw them away.
是的 因为被晒的过期蛋黄酱能杀了你 Well,yeah,since mayonnaise left out in the sun can kill ya.
一切都好吗?你今天看上去情绪不好 Everything okay? You seem kinda moody today.
是啊 你慢慢习惯吧 Yeah,get used to it.
好吧 我做错什么事了吗? 没有 我很抱歉 Okay,did I do something wrong? No.I'm sorry.
我只是有点... I'm just a little.
你知道吗? 别提了 you know what? Forget it.
我们用餐去 Let's eat.
呀唬 苏珊 过来坐吧 yoo-hoo,susan! We saved you a place!
来吧 跟我们坐一块 come on! We want you over here.Come on.
哦 天啊 Dylan oh,my god! Dylan!
嗨 Hi.
我是朱丽叶 It's me. julie.
这就是我跟你提过的Julie Julie's the one we were talking about.
-嗨 亲爱的 -嗨 Hi,honey! Hi!
她是你以前最好的朋友 She was your best friend.
对了 我给你带了礼物 欢迎你回来 你最喜欢的 Yeah,and I-I brought you a little wcome back gift. Your favorite.
噢 上帝 Oh,my goodness.
还记得你以前多喜欢甘草糖吗 You remember how much you used to love licorice?
是吗 I did?
好吧 Okay.
来吧 我给你介绍一些老朋友 Come on. I've got some of the old gang I want you to meet.
玩的开心 Have fun!
绝经? menopause?
对你来说有点早了吧 Aren't you a little young for that?
我知道 I know.
你以为你娶的是个风华正茂 风韵十足的老婆 可你娶的老婆 And you thought you married a vibrant woman in her prime,and instead,you got a wife who'S.
却是又干又瘪 dry and dusty.
噢 宝贝 oh,honey.
不 这只是生命中很正常的一部分 No,it's--it's a natural part of life.
对 离死不远的那部分 Yeah,the part before death. Oh!
虽然是有点让人心烦 不过也没关系 Look,I know that it's upsetting,but it's really not that big a deal.
不 有关系 你想要孩子怎么办 Yes,it is! What if you wanna have kids?
我们说过不要的 We agreed that we didn'T.
不 你说你想要 No,you said you did.
我说不想要 你才改变主意 I said I didn't,then you changed your mind.
如果你反悔了怎么办 What if you change it back?
放心 不会的 That's not gonna happen.
听着 我最后仅剩的卵子 也许就在此刻排出呢 Listen,my last egg could be on its way down the chute at this very moment.
如果你还想要孩子 现在就扑过来吧 If you wanna have kids,you might wanna jump on it right now.
好吧 这可真浪漫 听我把话说完 好吗 All righ this is all very romantic,but let me be clear about this,okay?
我爱的是你 即使没有孩子 也没关系 I love you,and if kids don't happen,I'm fine with that.
我不想只是"没关系" I don't want you to be fine.
我想让你幸福 I want you to be happy.
行了 我只是找个优雅的办法让你闭嘴 All right,I'm just trying to find a nice way to shut you up,so.
这段姻缘一定不会善终的 yep,we're doomed.
嘿 嘿 看谁回来了 hey. Hey,look who's back.
噢 上帝 她出院了 oh,my gosh. She's out of the clinic.
谢谢 宝贝 Thanks,darling.
-嗨 -嗨 Hi! Hi!
你好吗 How are you?
-噢 小心 我脖子 -噢 对不起 Oh,careful--the neck. Oh,sorry.
谢谢你们的问候卡 Thank you all so much for the cards.
有时历经风雨才让人意识到别人有多爱你 Sometimes it takes a near tragedy to realize just how much you're loved.
不如你在这陪朋友聊聊天 我去放行李 So why don't you talk to your friends,and I'll go unpack the car?
谢谢 亲爱的 Oh,thanks,sweetheart.
其实我有点 I have to admit that I was.
担心你们见到我会是什么反应 a little concerned about how you'd react when you saw me.
想给我办派对? But this. throwing me a party?
我们都很爱你 well. we just all love ya.
伊蒂 你恢复的真快 特别是... and,edie,you look great. Especially.
这种状况下 you know,given the circumstances.
你是指我试图自杀吗 You mean that I tried to hang myself.
没事了 it's okay.
医生鼓励我多交流 The doctor encouraged me to talk about it.
当然不是指吃的 Surely not over food.
卡洛斯和我一直在谈论 Well,carlos and i talk about it all the time.
这件事让我们比以前更亲密 You know,and this whole thing has just brought us closer together.
事实上 我们准备结婚 We've actually talked about marriage.
你好 我们好像还没见过 hello. I don't think we've met.
我是凯瑟琳 梅菲尔 新来的邻居 I'm katherine mayfair,your new neighbor.
我是伊蒂 见到你真高兴 Oh,edie. It's a pleasure to meet you.
欢迎来参加我的派对 Welcome to my party.
到处都是贺词一片 So I hear congratulations are in order.
伊蒂刚刚宣布你们要结婚 Edie just announced you're getting married.
祝贺你们 Best wishes!
我们没订婚 We're not engaged.
只是随便说说而已 That was just a kind of a what if conversation.
是吗 她可认定了要跟你结婚 Really? Because she thinks you're getting married.
大家都以为你们会结婚 Everyone else thinks you're getting married.
让我再次祝贺你们 So,again,best wishes.
加布 这女人因为我离开而要自杀 Gaby,the woman tried to kill herself because I left her.
她不太会处理"失望"这事 She's not real good with disappointment.
我也一样 Neither am I!
你说过要跟我私奔 可之后你一个月都没信 You told me you wanna run away together,and then I don't hear from you for a month!
我一直在帮助伊蒂度过难关 That was only because I was going through stuff with edie,
并不代表我停止过对你的思念 but it doesn't mean that I wasn't thinking about you constantly.
骗人 you were not.
我没有 Yes,I was.
无时无刻不在想你 Every second of every day.
呃 那我... Yeah,well,I.
好像也有点想你 kind of thought about you,too.
-我想跟你在一起 加布 -是吗 I need to be with you,gaby. Yeah?
证明一下 Prove it.
今晚有空吗 Can you get away tonight?
噢 上帝啊 你来真的吗 Oh,my god,are you serious?
我他妈的千真万确 Damn right I am.
我只要午夜回家 照顾她吃药就行 I just have to be back by midnight to give edie her pills.
什么 What?
如果要偷情的话 可不得谨慎 If we're gonna have an affair,we've gotta be discreet.
偷情? Affair?
我以为你要跟我私奔 I thought we were talking about runng away together.
我现在办不到 I can't do that.
伊蒂现在非常脆弱 Edie's too fragile right now.
那老荡妇比谁都长命 That old battle-ax is gonna outlive us all!
嘿 别这么说她 Hey,don't talk about her like that.
我是不该诽谤未来的卡洛斯 索利斯夫人 Oh,far be it for me to speak ill of the future mrs.Carlos solis.
我不会跟她结婚 We are not getting married!
祝贺你们 Best wishes!
不 当然不 no. Absolutely not.
这就是我答复 That's my final answer.
以后再跟你谈 Well,talk to you later.
是丹尼尔 That was danielle.
她想让我们给她买DVD播放机 Now she wants us to send a dvd player for her room.
这太奢侈了 Well,that hardly seems extravagant.
我不是这个意思 那里是修道院 又不是四季酒店 You're missing the point! It's a convent,not the four seasons.
你下巴上有芥末 You have mustard on your chin.
我的意思是 忏悔自己的错误跟奖励不能混为一谈 I mean,it's one thing to forgive bad behavior. It's another thing to reward it.
她犯的错都是有后果的 There are consequences for her mistakes.
布瑞 噢 我的天啊 Bree! Oh,my god!
你怎么样了 Are you all right?
噢 不 没事 我很好 Oh! No,no,I'm fine!I'm fine!
-你流血了 -不 不 不 You're bleeding! No,no,no!
这只是点烤肉酱 It's just,uh--oh,it's a little barbecue sauce.
凯瑟琳的丈夫在哪 Where is katherine's husband?
-他是医生 -她没事 He's a doctor. She's fine.
亚当 亚当 Adam! Adam!
快过来 Get over here right now!
布瑞肚子被刺伤了 Bree got stabbed in the belly!
噢 天啊 你还好吗 让我看看 Oh,my god,are you all right? Let me take a look.
不没事 No,it's nothing!
我们只是开个玩笑 Ah,uh,we were just teasing ida.
-没事的 -对 It's something we do. Yes.
这只是个小把戏 烧烤叉是道具 look,it's a. trick ba--barbecue fork.
我们在魔术商店买的 We got it at a magic shop.
看 可以缩回去 Uh,see? Retractable!
噢 我的孩子 Oh,my baby!
这魔术真厉害 That's quite a trick.
走 我们去吓吓Mccluskey夫人 hey,let's go freak out mrs.Mccluskey.
他就是这么调皮 he's such a scamp.
疯子妈妈 五点钟方向 Psycho mom at 5:00.
你上回答应她的事 她的脸又又臭 You say the word,she gets a face full of pig bones.
你是我的英雄 Aw,my hero.
我能应付她 I can handle her.
勒奈特 lynette.
我刚和Helen谈过 不难想象 I just spoke with helen,and imagine my surprise when she told me
当我听到你还没开始准备那些装饰品 有多吃惊 that you'd not started on the decorations for the gala.
是我负责装饰品吗 I'm in charge of decorations?
是 如果你不是嫌烦去拿下包裹的话 你应该是会知道的 Yes,which you would've known had you bothered to pick up the packet.
我不想听唠叨 I don't want to hear it.
好吧 Okay.
妈咪 抱我 piggyback,mommy.
对不起 甜心 I'm sorry,sweetie.
我...我现在有点累 I'm just-- I'm just too tired right now.
来 亲爱的 我来吧 Here,honey,I'll get ya.
好咧 yes!
妈咪得为更重要的事情养精蓄锐呢 Mommy has to conserve her energy for more important things.
我们不能因为一点小问题而半途而废 We are not throwing in the towel over a minor mishap.
我们到底还能糊弄过多少小问题啊? How many more mishaps are we gonna get away with?
昨天 在梅西鞋柜碰到个老太婆 Yesterday,it was an old woman in the macy's shoe department.
今天 肚子上神奇一叉 Today,a magic fork in the belly.
整个谎言很快就会被拆穿 到时我们就要颜面丢尽 Pretty soon,this whole charade will completely unravel,and we will be humiliated.
我们已经陷得太深了 We're already in too deep.
我们可以去旅游啊 然后回来告诉别人你途中流产了 We could go on a trip,tell people you miscarried while we were away.
那宝宝怎么办? And then what would happen to the baby?
可以让丹尼尔抚养啊 Well,danielle would keep it.
你觉得丹尼尔能养这个孩子? You think danielle could raise this child?
奥森 你又不是不知道她的品行 Orson,you've seen her in action.
她...如此肤浅 又是...那么自私! She's--she's shallow,and she's--she's selfish!
她会毁了这个孩子的一生! She would ruin this child's life!
你怎么会这么说? How can you say that?
因为我是她母亲 Because I'm her mother.
我对自己抚育的孩子一清二楚 这对我已经是耻辱了 And I know what I've created,and that's the real humiliation.
奥森 Orson.
这个孩子值得过更好的生活 is child deserves better.
我知道该怎么做 求你了 And I know what to do now. Please.
请让我尽力尝试 please let me try.
那... So.
真的 你想要的就是第二次机会? really,what you want is a second chance?
这真的会那么可怕么? Well,would that be so horrible?
那好吧 Well,then.
我们继续编织这个谎言 let the charade continue.
你要放我鸽子? 我知道... So you're bailing on me now? I know.
但这时间比较糟 那当然了! The timing is terrible. Damn right!
晚会还有三周就要开了 It's three weeks before the gala.
接任务时我没意识到这活有多累 I just didn't realize how tired I would be when I took this on.
噢 我们都很累 勒奈特 Oh,we're all tired,lynette.
但我们依然有人去尽力遵守诺言 But some of us still manage to honor our commitments.
好 那跟你实话实说吧 Okay,I'm gonna be honest with you.
我最近身体一直感觉不怎么好 哦 别向我抱怨你的小毛小病 I haven't been feeling that great lately. Oh,don't whine to me about your aches and pains.
自87年来 我也一直患有偏头痛 I've had the sammigraine since '87.
膝盖也不怎么行了 现在连车都不能骑 And my knee's so bad,I can't even use the treadmill anymore.
是啊... Yeah.
那可挺受罪的 That's rough.
顺便说下... By the way.
我得的是癌症 I have cancer.
我马上给Helen打个电话 I'll give helen a call.
我现在化疗进行了半个疗程 我的医生也很有信心 so I am halfway through chemo,and my doctor is very confident
所以我会战胜这癌症的 你们大家尽可放心 that I'm going to beat this,so you can all relax.
我不会死的 I'm not going to die.
除非我们先把你干了 Well,not unless we kill you.
见鬼! 勒奈特 Mary Alice死后我们说过什么? Damn it,lynette. What did we say after mary alice.
还有伊蒂企图自杀之后? 她们为什么不告诉我们? after edie? Why didn't they tell us?
我们是你的朋友 为什么对我们守口如瓶? We're your friends. Why would you shut us out?
我...只想套上假发... 然后大家聚聚 喝喝咖啡 I just liked being able to throw on my wig and join you guys for a cup of coffee
八卦一下我们的新邻居 and a good gossip about the new neighbors.
知道么 至少五分钟... 我可以装成个健康人 You know,for five minutes,I could pretend I wasn't a sick person.
但一旦你的朋友知道你病了 然后你没办法继续装下去 But once your friends know you're sick,you can't pretend anymore
因为你能从她们的眼中窥视到... 'cause you can see it in their eyes--
害怕 同情 the fear,the pity.
这就是你从我们眼中看到的? Is that all you see in our eyes?
不 不 当然不是 No. No,of course not.
这样吧...我们来定个协议 You know what? Let's make a pact.
不再有秘密 No more secrets.
从现在起 我们大家坦言相待 生活中任何震惊的细节 From now on,we tell each other every shocking detail of our lives.
我加入 我也是 I'm in. Me,too.
加入我们么? You with us?
当然 Absolutely.
不再有秘密 No more secrets.
你说的对 我是不开心 让我们聊聊 You're right. I'm not happy.Let's talk.
我只想知道 我在你的生活中 是不是在首位 All I'm saying is I just wanna know that i come first with you.
有时候我觉得我不是你妻子而你的财产 Sometimes I feel less like your wife than a possession.
太贬低我了 太...太 It's demeaning. It's--it'S.
你现在为什么笑? why are you smiling right now?
因为这太棒了 Because this is fantastic.
在你把我拒之门外几周后 终于向我开口告诉我你的感受 After weeks of shutting me out,you're finally telling me how you feel.
我们应该一直都这么做 We should do this all the time.
当你忙的时候这很困难 Well,it's hard when you're so busy.
或许我们应该远离这一切 离开两周或一个月 maybe we should go away and just take a couple weeksr a month.
让我们重寻当初坠入爱河时的激情 Let's rediscover wt it was that made us fall in love to begin with.
这个主意实在太好了 就这么做吧 That is a great idea. Let's do it.
下周怎样? How's next week?
让我瞧瞧 Let's see here.
周二我要和教委会的人开个会 well,I've got the meeting with the school board on tuesday.
月末在华盛顿有个会议 哦 见鬼 And the end of the month,I've got that conference in washington--oh,shoot.
有个新市政中心的奠基仪式要出席 I've got the groundbreaking for the new civic center.
老爹的生日 dad's birthday.
经济发展论坛 economic development forum.
四月怎么样? how about april?
四月份我可以腾出两周的时间 I can give you two whole weeks in april.
等会见 亲爱的 I'll see you later,babe.
你要上哪儿去? Where you going?
去斯卡沃家喝点酒 To scavo's for a few beers.
哦 我能去么? Can I come?
不行 为什么不行? no. Why not?
艾迪 我知道最近你经受了很多 但我不能一天24小时都守在你身边 Edie,I know you've been through a lot lately,but I can't hold your hand 24 hours a day.
如果你真希望这段感情有所发展 你就要给我点休息时间 If you want this relationship to work,you gotta give me some downtime.
好的 我成功摆脱了伊蒂 okay,so I managed to get away from edie.
你想要什么? What do you want?
让你远离伊蒂 To get you away from edie.
加油 你必须记起你的男朋友 ...Joey Miller oh,come on. You have to remember your boyfriend joey miller.
你以前绕着丛林健身房追着他跑 You used to chase him around the jungle gym.
真的么? Really?
你觉得我会追这个 用手顶着鼻子的男孩? You'd think I would've gone for this guy with the sexy finger up his nose.
那以前一起玩的孩子 你一个也不记得了? so you don't remember any of the kids we used to play with?
不记得了 No.
老实说 我对住在这里的日子 一点印像也没有 To be honest,I don't remember anything about living here.
真的? Really?
那么你记得什么? So. what is your earliest memory?
我不知道这算不算记忆 但是… I don't know if this is a memory,but.
多年来我一直做一个毛骨悚然的梦 for years,I've had this creepy dream.
我还很小 I'm really little,
有个男人在我房间里 想要抓住我 and there's a guy in my room,and he tries to grab me.
真让人害怕 That is creepy.
你是否… Have--have you ever.
和别人说过这些? talked to somebody about it?
像心理医生？ You mean like a therapist?
以前的保姆建议过 但我妈妈生气的拒绝了 my old babysitter suggested that,but my mom got mad and said no.
真的? 是的 Really? Yeah.
后来她炒了那个保姆 Then she fired the babysitter.
我在这儿 Susan? susan? I'm in here.
前门是开的 Uh,your front door was open.
没关系的 No problem.
有事吗? Um,what's up?
首先 这真是我职业生涯的尴尬时刻 First,let me just say this is one of the more embarrassing moments of my career,
你也有权讨厌我 and you have every right to hate me.
亚当 我不知道你在说什么 Adam,I have no idea what you're talking about.
测试结果出来了 你的雌性激素水平正常 Well,your test results came back,and your estrogen levels are fine.
你还没到更年期 You're not about to start menopause.
真的? 太好了! Really? that's fantastic!
还有其他结果 其他? There's more. More?
你怀孕了 You're pregnant.
什么? 他刚说了什么? What? Wh-what did he just say?
我怀孕了? I'm pregnant?
他说我怀孕了 He said I'm pregnant.
我从没这么开心过 I have never been happier.
这次我相信你 Well,now I believe you.
你在这儿 there you are.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我昨天回来晚了 不想吵醒你 I got in late last night. I didn't want to wake you.
不需要解释 You don't have to explain.
我相信你 I trust you.
本来就是嘛 well,good. Yoshould.
我希望你也能更相信我一点 I just wish you trusted me a bit more.
你说什么呢? What are you talking about?
为什么不告诉我你的海外账户? Why didn't you ever tell me about your offshore bank account?
什么? What?
开曼群岛 那个存了1000万美金的账户 Well,you know,the one in the cayman islands with $10 million in it.
你不在的时候我很想你 I miss you when you're gone.
翻你的东西让我感觉你就在身边 Going through your things makes me feel like you're with me.
我知道这事儿不对 Okay,um,I know how this looks.
你以为我会怎么做? What did you think I was gonna do?
告诉别人? Tell people?
告发你? 自己分一小份? Turn you in? Try to get my little hands on it?
我不在乎钱 卡洛斯 I don't care about money,carlos.
我在乎的是你 All I care about is you.
所以我们的感情会有结果的 That's why this relationship is going to work.
你可以相信我 会替你保密的 You can trust me with your secrets,
就像我相信你不会伤害我一样 just like I can trust you not to hurt me.
每天早上的某个时段 there is a certain time of morning.
孩子们上学去了 It occurs after kids have left for school
丈夫们上班去了 and husbands have headed off for work.
女人们就会思考没有与朋友共享的秘密 It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.
以及一旦东窗事发又是如何的耸人听闻 and how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered.
她们怎么尽力阻止那一切的发生 and how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening.
那些没有秘密的幸运女人们又如何呢? But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep?
每天早上她们又在想什么? What do they think about every morning?
嗨! Hey!
怎么了? Is something wrong?
迪伦和我 It's just.
曾是最好的朋友 dylan and i used to be best friends.
我们做什么事都在一起 I mean,we did everything together.
我知道 你们就像姐妹一样 I know. She was like a sister to you.
好吧 Well.
那个曾和我一起玩的女孩 that girl that I've been hanging out with.
也许听起来有些疯狂 and I know this is gonna sound crazy,but.
但她已不是从前的她了 that's not the same girl.
这些女人在早上想着他们的邻居 these women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors
以及他们的秘密 and the secrets.they may be keeping.
你在这儿 我打电话给你了 There you are. I've been calling you.
是这个房间? 是的 Is this the room? Yes.
迪伦问过我她是否可以住在这儿 Dylan's been asking me if she can move in here.
让她住 So let her.
你也许记得这儿发生了什么 但她不记得 You may remember what happened here,but she can'T.
没关系 Doesn't matter.
我不会让她住的 你还好吗? I won't allow it hey,you okay?
我们回来这儿是不是错误的? Did we make a mistak coming back here?
我们还有别的选择吗? Did we have a choice?