前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
加布丽尔想重燃旧日的私情 Gabrielle tried to rekindle an old affair.
加布 我要结婚了 Gaby, i'm getting married.
我们在一起的时候 我还不是结了婚 And i was married when we got together.
我不想要你原来那种婚姻 That is not how i'm gonna be married.
勒奈特得到了能使她坚持 化疗的支持 Lynette got the support she needed for chemotherapy.
凯瑟琳 想让一切都有条不紊 Katherine, who liked everything in its place... Ooh!
却使他的丈夫却忘记了自己位置 Thought that her husband was forgetting his.
你在芝加哥那件事中 什么教训都没汲取 Oh, i guess you learned nothing from chicago.
布里想把女儿怀孕的事保密下去 Bree's attempt to keep Her daughter's pregnancy a secret...
你让我疏远了我的孙子孙女 You are keeping my grandchildren from me.
却得到意想不到的回应 Evoked an unexpected response.
我们是终身伴侣 We're life partners.
苏珊试图与新来的邻居建立好关系 And Susan tried to connect with the newest neighbors.
是的 我看过很多有线电视 所以我很清楚 Yeah, i've seen a lot of cable, so i get it.
我希望我们能成为你印像中的 那种刻板的同志形象 I hope we can live up to your stereotype.
我该走了 I should go.
周二早上早些时候 一些看上去很奇怪的盒子 The odd-looking boxes
被寄送到鲍勃·亨特和李·麦克德莫特的门前 Were delivered to the home of Bob Hunter and Lee Mcdermott Early on a tuesday morning.
不久 工人们就把这些盒子打开了 It wasn't long before workmen had opened them
开始把这些零件和组件组装起来 And begun assembling the various parts and pieces.
很幸运 只花了3个小时 盒子里的东西就成了一件完美艺术品 Happily, it only took three hours To turn the contents into a finished work of art.
不幸的是 只花了一刻钟的时间 紫藤街的居民们... Sadly, it only took 15 minutes For the residents of Wisteria Lane ...
这是什么鬼东西? What the hell is it?
就变成了一群艺术批评家 To become art critics.
我想这是个雕塑 I think it's a sculpture.
我想这是狗屎 I think it's crap.
全世界那么多"同志" 我们这儿偏偏来了两个最没品的 Of all the gay men in the world, We have to get the two without taste.
我们对此怎么处理? What are we gonna do about this?
我想我们一笑处之 找找有没有隐藏的摄像头 I say we keep smiling and look for the hidden cameras.
我想我们会被整的 (punk'd是个专门整名人的节目) I think we're about to get punk'd.
我想我们对此毫无办法 I don't think there's anything we can do.
这不是我们的草坪 It's not our lawn.
但这是我们的街坊 我们有规定阻止这种做法 It's our neighborhood, And we have rules against this sort of thing,
至少我原来 住在这里的时候是这样的 Or at least we did when i used to live here.
业主委员会是谁在管理? Who's running the homeowners association?
嗯 是玛丽·爱丽丝 但你也许听说了... Well, it was mary alice, but as you may have heard...
是啊 真悲惨 yes, very tragic
那么四年都没有业主委员会主席? so we haven't had a president in four years?
没人自愿做这个臀不离凳的差事 No one would volunteer. It's a pain-in-the-ass job.
哦 我自愿 I'll volunteer.
我们过几天举行一次选举 We can hold an election in the next couple of days.
周末前就能把这个锡片拼成的东西 弄走了 I can get rid of this tinfoil atrocity by the weekend.
但我们在成为暴躁的暴民前 是不是该和他们谈谈 Okay, before we become an ugly mob,
谁去和他们谈谈？ Why doesn't one of us go talk to the guys?
但我不行 他们讨厌我 But not me. They hate me.
布里 你和他们谈谈 他们应该和你合得来 Bree, you talk to them. You can relate to them.
你何出此言 Why would you say that?
你有个出柜的儿子 (出柜即承认自己是同性恋) You got a kid who came flying out of the closet
还有一个在找柜子门把的丈夫 And a husband who's been looking for the doorknob.
什么? 你见过他的 What? You've met him.
噢! 他们过来了 Ooh! They're coming.
- 早安 女士们 - 嘿 Good morning, ladies.
嗯 我们正谈着你们的雕塑呢 Hi. Uh, we were just talking about your sculpture.
这就是我喜欢艺术的原因-- 它总是引起议论 That's what i love about art--
但是 如果你们提前跟我们 商量一下 不是更好吗 The way it provokes discussion. Although it would've been nice If you had discussed it with us.
什么 你们 不-- 你们不喜欢它? What, you don't-- you don't like it?
嗯 我们不是这个意思 Well, we're not saying that.
它只是有点 嗯... It's just a little, uh...
它实在有碍观瞻 It's an eyesore.
真的? Really? Mm-hmm.
你听见了吗 鲍勃? You hear that, Bob ?
我们飞去芬兰 花了24, 000美元买了个有碍观瞻的东西 We flew to finland and paid $24, 000 to commission an eyesore.
我不在意 I don't mind it.
不是吹牛 我上过艺术学校 Not to brag, but i went to art school.
社区大学 Community college.
教会了我 艺术是主观的 And they taught us that art is subjective.
谢谢 苏珊 Thank you, Susan .
撇去苏珊赞同的原因不谈 Susan's need for approval aside,
但很明显这个不适合这条街 This clearly is not appropriate for the street.
紫藤街有一种... 传统的风格 Wisteria lane has a... Traditional look.
也许你会更喜欢它 如果我们把它罩上一个棉布罩子 Well, maybe you'd like it better If we covered it with a gingham throw.
女士们 嗯 很抱歉 Ladies, uh, i'm sorry.
我们真的以为别人都会喜欢这个 We honestly thought that people would like it,
但是即使你们不同意 But even if you disapprove,
我希望你们能尊重 我们按自己意愿装饰的权利 we hope that you will respect Our right to decorate as we see fit.
日安 菲利斯人 (Philistine指的是排斥 不懂艺术的人) Have a nice day, philistines.
是的 艺术在周二上午莅临了紫藤街 但是 到了周二下午... Yes, art came to Wisteria Lane on a tuesday morning, And by tuesday afternoon...
我想是该再次召开业主委员会了 I think it's time to reconvene the homeowners' association.
同意的举手? All in favor?
我 Aye.
战争还是爆发了 War had come as well.
当关于雕塑的争论 在紫藤街蔓延 As word of the sculpture spread,
鲍勃 和李 开始怀疑 到底有没有邻居支持他们的做法 Bob and Lee began to wonder If any of their neighbors would be supportive.
但次日 当这个雕塑的真正功能 揭开面纱之时 But when the sculpture's true function was unveiled the next day,
他们能得到的唯一支持... Whatever support they did have...
很快就随水而逝了 Was quickly washed away.
得了吧 Come on.
早上六点 It's 6:00 a. m.
什么东西这么吵? What is that?
我不知道 但快去让它停下来 I don't know, but make it stop.
噢 天哪 Oh, my god.
这还是个喷泉 Wow! It's a fountain, too.
我们昨天本来要说的 We would have mentioned that yesterday,
但你的朋友们都很气愤 But your friends were a little uptight.
是的 这样他们都会知道的 Yeah, they can get like that.
你们能把它关一下吗? So do you think that you can just turn it off for a second?
怎么了? What's up?
你们能把它搬到你们后院吗? I was just wondering, um, Do you think you could move it to your backyard?
为什么? 我还以为你喜欢它 Why? I thought you liked it.
记得吗? 你说过 艺术是主观的 Remember? You said, "art is subjective. "
是的 Yes.
无声的艺术是主观的 Quiet art is subjective
但你得明白 麦克最近 一天要干很长时间的活 But you see, Mike is working really long hours lately,
这么吵他睡不着 And he can't s Lee p with all that noise.
我们不会关的 We're not gonna turn it off
因为我们得用它的声音盖住你们家传来的噪音 because we need it to drown out all the stuff we hear coming from your house.
譬如? Like what?
让我想想 你和你妈喋喋不休的打电话 Let's see. You yakking to your mom on the phone.
你在放DVD练普拉提的时候直哼哼 You grunting through your pilates dvds.
你洗澡的时候难听的唱着 布里格登(音乐剧)里面的歌 You in the shower, butchering the score to "brigadoon. "
我的声音很美 I have a lovely voice.
这么告诉你的人 都不是你的真朋友 Whoever told you that is not your friend.
他有点浮躁 He's a little cranky.
我想有人想吃点法国吐司了 I think someone needs his french toast.
跟我来 李 Come on, Lee .
不不不不 我们还没讲完呢 No, no, no, no. No, no, we're not done here.
作为你们的邻居 我有被倾听权利. . As your neighbor, i have a right to be heard...
我以仅有的人格 要求你们马上关掉喷泉! And i say that simple human decency dictates that you turn off that fountain right now!
得了吧 帕克 Do over, Parker
嘿 孩子们 我给你们拿吃的来了 Hey, guys, i got your snack.
你们在玩什么? What you playing?
大兵玩具 Action figures.
你想玩吗 妈妈? Wanna play, mom?
她学外星人声音学得很像 She does awesome alien voices.
谢谢 甜心 Thanks, sweetheart.
喂? Hello？
好的 你好Shiller大夫 Oh, yeah. Hi, dr. Shiller.
好的 那是我的白血球数 Okay, that's my white blood count.
嗯 但是只要它高于4. 0的话 Uh-huh, but as long as it's higher than 4. 0,
那我就没有嗜中性白血球减少症 不是吗? That means i don't have neutropenia, right?
嗯 很好 Well, that's great.
谢谢来电 Thanks for calling.
好的 你也一样 Yeah, you, too. Bye.
再见 Bye.
什么? What?
你在这上面不能说医生的事 You can't talk about doctors up here.
也不能说得病的事 Or about being sick.
如果你说了 你就得离开 If you do, you have to go.
这是规矩 That's the rule.
嗯 是个很好的规矩 That's a good rule.
但这不是坏消息 Although it wasn't bad news.
- 这其实-- - 并不重要 It was actually--Doesn't Matt er.
我们投了票的 We voted.
这是规矩 It's a rule.
知道了 Got it.
不说生病的事了 好吗? Sick talk done, okay?
玩的愉快 You guys have fun.
冷冻能力 Freeze power.
得了吧 帕克 Do over, Parker .
他没有冷冻的能力 That guy doesn't have freezing power.
如果他的兵能飞 我的就能冷冻 If his guy can fly, my guy can freeze.
嘿 我是霍奇夫人 Hi. It's, uh, mrs. Hodge.
我能和丹妮尔谈谈吗? May i please speak with Danielle ?
松饼蛋糕 Muffins. T...
把手拿开 Hands off.
这是为丹妮尔生日准备的 We're bringing these to Danielle for her birthday.
你说什么 她走了? What do you mean, she's gone?
你信了她的话? And you believed her?
白痴! You idiot!
我要告你渎职 I should sue your irresponsible ass off for this.
好的 你也日安 院长嬷嬷! Yeah, well, good day to you, too, reverend mother!
怎么了? What happened?
那些修道院的白痴修女们 让丹妮尔的奶奶把她绑去了 Those stupid nuns at the convent let Danielle 's grandmother kidnap her.
她说我答应让她周末来拜访 She claimed i'd given her permission for a weekend visit.
菲利斯! Phyllis!
是我 It's me.
你想屏蔽我的电话就屏蔽吧 You can screen your calls all you want to,
但你相信我 你掉进了麻烦的深渊 But trust me, old woman, you are in a world of trouble.
我知道你住在哪里 我马上过来找你 I know where you live, and i am coming for you.
我们不着急吗? Shouldn't we be worried?
不 我想我们已经准备好了 No, i think we're ready for her.
再说一次怎么杀这些僵尸啊 Now show me again how you kill the zombies.
为什么我不能去? Why can't i go?
我也打高尔夫啊 I play golf.
我也想见见你大学的兄弟们 And i'd love to meet your... College buddies.
伊蒂 我和这几个兄弟周末去玩 只有两个规矩 Edie, me and the guys have only two rules for these weekends--
不准装便裤 不准带女人 No plaid pants and no women.
好的 Fine.
按规矩来 Be that way.
以示关心 我准备了礼物 And to think, i got you a gift.
嘿 高尔夫球 Hey, golf balls.
它们上面刻了字 They're monogrammed.
等等 这是你的姓名的首字母 (Eddie Britt) Wait. These are your initials.
就是 Exactly.
当你在外面玩的时候 While you're out there playing,
我要让大家知道你的球是属于谁的 (ball有睾丸的意思) I want everyone to know who your balls belong to.
干得不错 孩子们 我得出去一会儿 Good work, boys, but i have to head out in a few minutes,
确保把所有东西都放回车库 So make sure you put all the stuff back in the garage.
喂? Hello?
嘿 在路上了 Hey, on my way.
宾馆见 好吗? Meet you at the hotel, okay?
5分钟后见 I'm leaving in five minutes.
嗯 布雷特能过来一下吗? Uh, Brett , could you come here a second?
那辆货车停在这里多久了? How long has that van been parked over there?
几小时了 Couple hours.
几小时? Hours?
说真的? Are you serious?
我的神呀 Oh, my god.
我想他只是在等人回来而已 I think he's just waiting for someone to come home.
Brett 有线电视修理工几时等过人? Brett, when's the last time a cable guy waited for anyone?
你有做园丁的潜质 I see a lot of lawn mowing in your future.
嘿 还是我 Hey, it's me again.
难以置信 You're not gonna believe this.
维克多出差前派了个人跟踪我 Before Victor left on his business trip, He hired someone to tail me.
天哪 那我们取消约会吗? Oh, man. Should we call this off?
那怎么行? No way.
区区一个拿着望远镜 It's gonna take more than a guy with mini binoculars
吃着甜甜圈的人哪里关得住我 and a bag of doughnuts to keep me under lock and key.
我尽快赶到 I'll be there as soon as i can.
孩子们 拿工资啦 Boys, time to get paid.
来吧 伊蒂 Come on, Eddie !
快回来 Come back here!
你要搭汽车回去? Are you taking the bus home?
一到拐角处 As soon as we get around the corner,
立马调下车头的铃当 We're gonna have to adjust this horn.
加布丽尔 嘿 Gabrielle. Hey.
嗨 H-hi.
看看你 look at you.
真是意外啊 What a surprise.
这是加布 Oh, uh, this is Gaby .
这是我太太塔米 This is my wife Tammy .
塔米 这是加布丽尔 Tammy, this is Gabrielle .
哇 看看你 恭喜呀 Wow，look at you. Congratulations.
谢谢 Thanks.
意外有喜 It wasn't planned.
好吧 Okay.
那么... 你们住这儿? So... Are you guys staying here?
不 我们只是来吃个午饭 No, we just came for some lunch.
这是爸爸开的 Daddy owns this place.
对啊 That's right.
你是酒店继承人 You're a hotel heiress.
是啊 但不是淫荡的那种(暗指Paris Hilton) Yeah, but not one of the skanky ones.
你们是怎么认识的? How do you two know each other?
我给加布丽尔当过园丁 I used to be Gabrielle 's gardener.
噢 显而易见 他可是飞上枝头变凤凰了 Oh! Well, as you can see, He's certainly married up from lawn boy.
- 塔米 - 怎么了? Tammy. What?
别管了 Forget it.
听说你嫁给了市长 So i heard you married the mayor.
你嫁给了维克多·朗? You're married to Victor lang?
他和爸爸一起打猎的 He and daddy go hunting together.
我跟约翰说了 要是对爸爸好一点 I told John if he would just be nicer to daddy,
就可以和市长之类的人物会面 认识些有权有势的人 He could hang out with people like the mayor and make important contacts.
我一直对你说 我不需要拍你爸马屁来换取事业成就 And i keep telling you that i don't need to kiss your father's ass to have a career.
是啊 我嫁给了市长 Uh, yeah, so i married the mayor.
很疯狂 是吗? Kooky, huh?
那他和你一起来了吗? So, um, is he here with you?
不 不在 Uh, no.
他去参加会谈了 所以我决定周末来做水疗 He's away at a conference, So i decided to treat myself to a spa weekend.
一定要做全身按摩 Ooh! You should definitely get the full body massage.
正有此意 Oh, i plan to.
很高兴见到你 Good to see you.
我也是 加布 You, too, Gaby .
不好意思 Sorry about that.
完全出乎意外 我是说没想到遇上他们 A complete shock. I mean, of all people to run into.
他们是谁? Who were they?
一个老朋友和他的白痴老婆 Just an old friend and his idiot wife.
来吧 我们走 Come on. Let's go.
布里 见到你真是太好了 Bree, how lovely to see you.
少来这套 Phyllis Cram it, Phyllis .
您够胆 把丹妮尔偷带出修道院 You got a lot of nerve stealing Danielle from a convent we prepaid for.
不是偷带 She didn't steal me.
我有行为能力 能自己做决定 I'm a mature person capable of making my own decisions.
很好 决定收拾行装吧 Well, good. You can decide to pack,
因为我们要把你送回修道院 Because we are taking you back to the convent.
周末我就18了 Mnh-mnh. I'm turning 18 this weekend,
你们再也不能对我指手画脚了 So you can't boss me around anymore.
我要和奶奶住 I'm staying with grandma,
而且还要在这里生孩子 And i'm gonna have my baby delivered here.
我们有个出色的医务队 We have an excellent medical staff.
这是个养老社区 It's a retirement village.
这些医生只会传达坏消息 All these doctors know how to deliver is bad news.
我不在乎 I don't care.
我住下了 我还会在这里把孩子抚养成人 I'm staying, and i'm gonna raise the baby here, too.
什么? What?
她自有主张 Entirely her idea.
孩子是上帝最宝贵的恩赐 A baby is god's most precious gift.
我不会让你这样冷酷无情的女人抚养我的孩子 I will not have mine raised by a cold, emotionally unavailable woman like you.
"冷酷无情" "emotionally unavailable. "
天哪 真纳闷她哪里找来这么个词 Gosh, i wonder where she picked up that little phrase. Hmm.
我太笨 自己想不出来是吗? Like i'm too dumb to think of it myself?
你总是对我这么刻薄 和对爸爸一样 You're always mean to me, just like you were to dad.
你"阉割"了他 You emasculated him.
你是"阉割"不了我的 Well, you're not gonna emasculate me.
你连"阉割"的意思都不知道 你这个任性好骗的小白痴! You don't even know what that means, You petulant sock puppet!
谁在乎? Who cares?
我去下小店 I'm going to the store.
买本字典吧 Buy a dictionary.
事已至此 So that's all settled.
要来点冰茶吗? Would you like some iced tea?
你没去参加暴民的午餐会? You aren't joining the lynch mob?
你是说凯瑟琳的业主什么会? Uh, you mean Katherine 's homeowners thing?
我想我会弃权 Yeah, i think i'll sit this one out.
不 不 不 不能那么做 No, no, no. You can't do that.
你得选择一方立场 You've got to pick a side.
艺术还是随大流? Art or mindless conformity?
看 这就是患癌症的好处之一 See, this is one of the upsides of having cancer.
可以找个借口退出琐碎的邻里纠纷 You get to excuse yourself from petty neighborhood squabbles.
她冲你来的时候 就不是琐碎的问题了 You won't think they're so petty when she comes after you.
我? Me?
为什么? Why would she do that?
你院子里的一切摆设都通过"审查"了吗? Did the homeowners' association approve everything in your yard?
篱笆? The fence?
那秋千? That swing?
树屋? The tree house?
我觉得凯瑟琳是不会 为了个树屋自找麻烦的 I don't think Katherine will bother herself over a tree house.
他们先动喷泉 First, they came for the fountains,
我没有站出来 因为我没有喷泉 And i did not speak out because i had no fountain.
什么? What?
接着是雕塑 Then they came for the lawn gnomes,
我同样没有站出来 因为我没有雕塑 And i did not speak out because i had no gnome.
你把凯瑟琳比作纳粹? You're comparing Katherine to a nazi?
然后他们要动我的树屋 Then they came for my tree house,
那时已经没剩下人为我说话了 And there was no one left to speak out for me.
谢谢 女士们 Thank you, ladies.
十分感谢你们的投入 I so appreciate your input,
我想我们一致同意 那喷泉在我们街道无立足之地 And i think we can all agree that the fountain has no place on our street.
得让这些同性恋看看 我们是认真的 Yeah, we gotta show those gays we mean business.
艾达 再说一遍 这与Bob和Lee是同性恋无关 Ida, again, the issue is not Bob and Lee being gay.
是喷泉 It's the fountain.
不能一举两得吗? Well, can't it be both?
随便吧... Anyway...
如果你们选我做代表 If you elect me president,
我的第一把火烧的就是这所谓的艺术作品 my first act will be to eliminate this so-called work of art.
收到 Hear, hear.
勒奈特 说 Yes, Lynette .
弄掉了喷泉 就完事了 对吗? After you get rid of this fountain, that's it, right?
没听明白 I don't follow.
我是说... I mean...
你不会检查每户人家的院子 搜寻不搭调的东西吧 You're not gonna start Checking everyone's yards for things that don't fit in?
当然不会 Oh, of course not.
只要这些东西符合社区的整体规划 As long as those things meet the association's guidelines.
万一不呢? Uh-huh. And what if they don't?
你是在特指什么吗? Are you referring to something in particular?
孩子们的树屋 My kids' tree house.
你能保证不管它吗? Can you promise you'll leave it alone?
这不取决于我 Well, it's not up to me.
问题就在此 That's the whole point.
国有国法 家有家规 There are rules.
听起来像是否决 That sounds like a no.
给了你例外 If i make an exception for you,
那就得给每个人例外 Then i have to make one for everyone,
当然 你会意识到 社区不能围着你的树屋打转 And surely, you realize that the whole neighborhood can't revolve around your little tree house.
既然没有竞争对手 Now since i am running unopposed,
我需要有人支持我的提名 I just need someone to second my nomination
谢谢你 勒奈特 Oh! Thank you, Lynette .
不 其实 我要提名的是我自己 No, actually, i'm nominating myself.
我要竞选业主代表... I am now running for president...
对手是你 Against you.
知道吗? 你生病还竞选业主代表 You know, running for president in your condition?
我认为这是个不明智的决定 I don't think it's a good idea.
汤姆 我不要你的看法 要的是选票 Tom, i don't want your opinion, just your vote.
如果想留住树屋 If you want to save the tree house,
为什么不让我替你参选呢? Why don't you let me run instead?
因为你赢不了 Because you'd never win.
悍妇统治这条街 你也知道 Bossy women rule this street. You know that.
我就认识某妇统治我人生的 I know one rules my life.
对不起 我没听到 I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
没什么 Nothing.
听着 这不只是喷泉或者树屋的事 Look, this is not just about a tree house or a fountain.
这关系到我们理想中的社区 This is about what kind of neighborhood we want to live in.
自主选择 Do we get to make our own choices,
还是任人宰割 Or do we let the taste police make them for us?
现在我了解了 Ah, now i get it.
原来是你要打败凯瑟琳 This about you wanting to take on Katherine .
不 No!
这关系到个人自由 This is about personal freedom--
具体说来 我打败那个讨厌的女人的自由 Specifically, my personal freedom to take down that jackbooted hausfrau.
亲爱的 如果要与谁抗争 选择癌症怎么样? Honey, if you're looking for something to fight, How about your cancer?
无论是在你体内还是住在街对面 肿瘤永远是肿瘤 Hey, a tumor is a tumor Whether it's in your body or living across the street.
搞不懂你为什么买这些玩意儿 I don't know why you buy those things.
都要扔在地上的 They just end up on the floor.
因为我想感觉到漂亮并充满女人味 Because i want to feel pretty and feminine.
我的墨西哥辣豆酱奶酪薯条 Ooh! My chili cheese fries!
马上就来 Just a second!
加布丽尔? Gabrielle?
是我 约翰 It's me-- John .
约翰? John?
哪个约翰? John who?
好吧 Uh, okay.
知道我在大厅里碰到的老朋友吗? You know that old friend I ran into in the lobby?
可能也许大概好像是约翰 罗兰 It might have been John Rowland .
或许是 Maybe.
我不确定 I'm not sure.
加布丽尔? Gabrielle?
安全起见 你还是躲衣柜里吧 But just to be safe, you may wanna hide in the closet.
什么? 我才不躲着那小子呢 What? I'm not hiding from that guy.
真的? Really?
因为他岳父和维克多一起打猎 Because his father-in-law goes hunting with Victor --
认识吗? 就是那个雇人跟踪我们 并可能要我们命的家伙? You know, the guy who hired someone to tail us and possibly kill us?
约翰 你来这儿做什么? John, what are you doing here?
去年秋天我们偶遇时 When i ran into you last fall,
你想重拾旧情 而我没准备好 You wanted to start up our affair again, And i wasn't ready.
现在 我准备好了 Well, i'm ready.
嘿 hey
我向汤姆保证不会全力去竞选的 Listen, i promised Tom i wouldn't knock myself out campaigning for this homeowners thing,
希望你能帮助我 So i was hoping you could help me--
你知道 给我些选票 为我说话 You know, ring some bells, talk me up, that sort of thing?
我很乐意 但是... I would love to, but...
怎么? But what?
这很尴尬 This is awkward.
我告诉凯瑟琳我会投她票 Uh, i told Katherine i'd vote for her.
你选她而不选我? You're picking her over me?
不是因为跟凯瑟琳关系很好 Uh, it's not like i'm pro- Katherine .
我只是讨厌那个喷泉 I'm just anti-fountain.
不要那样看着我 Oh, don't give me that look.
我已经向她保证了 I made her a promise.
不过那是在你知道我得癌症之前吧 Yes, but that was before your best friend threw her scarf in the ring.
好吧 Okay.
如果我投你票 你会保证移走那个喷泉吗? If i vote for you, Do you promise to get rid of that fountain?
那就为难我了 See, that's awkward for me.
这是个人自由 This is about personal freedom.
我要做为自由主义者履行责任 You know? I'm running as a libertarian.
我投票是为了能睡个好觉 Well, i'm voting as a light s Lee per.
它就在我卧室窗户外的右边 It's right outside our bedroom window.
说真的 勒奈特 这就像生活在瀑布旁边 Seriously, Lynette , it's like living next to splash mountain.
但是那是我孩子们的树屋 But it's my kids' tree house.
他们真的需要它 They really need it. Well,
我们要睡好觉 We need our sleep.
为什么你不带上耳塞? Why don't you get earplugs?
为什么你不找个... Why don't you get...
树屋塞? Tree house plugs?
什么? What?
那根本不存在 That doesn't even make sense.
我很抱歉 Yeah, i'm sorry.
累了的人不怎么会说话了 You know, tired people aren't witty.
真的 约翰 你必须得离开这里 Seriously, John , you have got to get out of here.
不 No.
求你了 Please.
我要和你在一起 I need to be with you.
那你老婆怎么办? What about your wife?
你见过她 You met her.
她人很迟钝又苛求 完全地自我 特别是做爱的时候 She's dumb, demanding, Totally self-centered, especially in bed.
我是说她很可怕 I mean, she's awful.
可怕到怀孕了 Awfully pregnant.
我知道 I know.
我完全进退两难了 就像你和Solis先生一样 I-I'm completely trapped, Just like you were with mr. Solis.
什么... what...
我没有进退两难 (飞引手势 表示引用前面说话者的话) I-i wasn't "trapped. "
什么意思? What do you mean?
你之前都在说他是个自私的猪猡 All you'd ever talk about was what a selfish pig he was.
我知道你是在以讹传讹 Well, i think you're paraphrasing.
好了 你必须走了 Okay, seriously, you have to go.
别这样 Come on.
这会很有激情的 就像以前一样 You know it would be hot, just like old times.
记得我们做爱有多棒吗? Remember how great our sex was?
我们不会那样做的 Oh, I don't think we need to get into that.
还记得我们洗澡做爱的时候吗? What about the time we were doing it in the shower?
索利斯先生开车来了 (详情见第一季) Mr. Solis drove up?
我可一点都想不起来 Uh, does not ring a bell.
得了吧 Come on.
我当时躲在衣橱里 And i hid in the closet?
你看起来性感极了 索利斯先生把你推倒在床 And you looked so hot, mr. Solis pulled you down on the bed.
你不得不假装到了高潮 这样他就不再去做了 And you had to fake an orgasm just so he wouldn't catch on.
对 很美好的时光 Yeah, good times.
- 不管怎么样 偷情是不对的... - 什么? Anyways, uh, that's a negatory on the affair... What?
待会见 And i will see you later.
但是我们在一起很好- 加布-- - Come on, but we're so good together. Gab--
宝贝 差点被发现了啊 Boy, that was a close one, huh?
你和我上床假装高潮 那时那油头粉面的东西就躲在柜子里? You faked it with me, While that wax job was hiding in the closet?
是的 我偷过情 Yes, i had an affair.
那已经过去了 得向前看 Old news. Move on.
客房服务电话是多少? Where's that room service?
你不准备为在我床上 羞辱我的事道歉吗? So you're not gonna apologize for humiliating me in my own bed?
你自找的 You deserved it.
你所关心的就是工作 All you cared about back then was work.
我可不是那么坏的丈夫 Hey, i was not that bad of a husband,
有人还得为你买名贵意大利鞋买上瘾而付钱 And somebody had to support your italian shoe addiction.
我买是因为我无聊又寂寞 I shopped because i was bored and lonely--
也就是我要偷情的原因 Same reason i had an affair.
还有我们的未成年园丁们陪着你啊 Yeah, with our teenage gardener!
我应该2年前就打断那小孩脖子的 I should have snapped that kid's neck two years ago.
算了吧 Oh, let it go!
约翰 罗兰对你做的每件事 你都对Victor做过了 John Rowland didn't do anything to you that you're not doing to Victor .
两件事情不能混谈 You can't even compare the two!
那是完全不一样 It's completely different!
不是有个人在衣橱吗? Is it, mr. Man in the closet?
你听到我说的了 Yeah, you heard me.
现在谁变成约翰 罗兰了? Who's John Rowland now?
凯瑟琳 你要做什么事? Katherine, what are you up to?
去问候一个朋友 Just visiting a friend.
你在撒谎 Liar.
你要去游说了 You're campaigning.
饼干 不错的手段 Cookies--nice touch.
头巾也是一样 Ditto on the scarf.
伊蒂 有时间吗? Edie, you got a moment?
我正在忙于竞选业主委员会主席 I am running for president of the homeowners' association,
我要跟你谈谈那个讨厌的喷泉 And i want to talk to you about that horrible fountain.
去他妈的喷泉 Screw the fountain.
你想得到我支持? You want my support?
让艾达 格林伯格清理下那个沟 Make Ida greenberg ditch that screen door.
那个臭老太婆... That rusty, old tetanus bucket...
你看起来很好 完全不像是喝醉了 Looks fine to me. It's hardly ripped at all.
事实上如果你支持我当选... In fact, if you give me your support...
我会要Burkette太太去修剪玫瑰 I'll make mrs. Burkette prune those roses.
这不是丛林而是花园 你不用... It's a garden, not a jungle, And you shouldn't have to...
花钱去买个你不想要的栅栏 Pay for a fence you don't even want.
当好邻居可不能这样 我不管是否... That's not how you make good neighbors, And i don't care if...
穆斯塔法家不庆圣诞 The Mustafas don't celebrate christmas.
你要他们去挂上一些灯(庆祝光明节的) 而不是转换自己的信仰 You're asking them to hang a few lights, not convert.
当我当选的时候 我保证... When i'm president, i promise...
你可以保留卫星电视天线 You can keep that satellite dish.
事实上这是第一个修正的问题 In fact, this is practically a first amendment issue.
我看到的... The way i see it...
整个社区都应该是美丽与和谐的见证人 The entire neighborhood should be a testament to symmetry and beauty.
那么... So...
你会选我吗? Have i got your vote?
我还不确定 Um, i'm not sure yet.
你们俩继续 Keep rubbing.
布里 我知道你不高兴 但总要吃点东西吧 Bree, i know you're upset, but you've got to eat.
我只是对自己很生气 I'm just so mad at myself.
我早应该意识到 I should have realized
母性是天生的 That the maternal instinct is so strong,
丹妮尔也会有的 That even Danielle would develop it.
有什么好笑的? What's so funny?
有些动物会吃自己骨肉 You know those animals who eat their young?
他们都比丹妮尔更有母性 Even they have more maternal instinct than Danielle .
那她为什么要这个孩子? Then why would she want the child?
你跟她相处这么久了 难道你还不了解 她那豆子大的脑筋里面想什么? You've known her how long, and you still haven't figured out how that lentil she calls a brain works?
- 不要那样侮辱你妹妹 - 让他说完 There's no need to insult your sister. Let him talk.
好的 丹妮尔只在乎3样东西 All right, Danielle cares about three things--
她自己 有趣的事 还有... Danielle, fun, and, uh...
等等 说错了 只有2样 Wait. I was wrong. It's just two.
退休疗养村那里很好玩吗? And a retirement village is fun?
比你给她的要好 Compared to what you're offering her--
一份她很讨厌的工作和一所公立大学 A crappy job and community college.
你觉得奶奶会给她这些吗? I mean, you think grandma's gonna make her do any of that?
丹妮尔待在那里只是因为 Phyllis可以给她舒适的生活 So Danielle 's only doing this because Phyllis is offering her a cushy life?
对 Yeah.
如果你想要那个孩子 If you want that baby,
你得先过奶奶这一关 You're gonna have to outbid grandma.
你来这里干什么? What are you doing here?
嗨 约翰 Hi, John .
我想跟你谈谈 I wanted to talk to you.
友好地谈谈 不使用暴力 It'll be very friendly. No hitting.
什么事? What's up?
这听起来会有点怪 但是 This is gonna sound weird, but, uh,
我最近在思考些问题 I've been doing some thinking lately,
结果就是 and, well,
我原谅你 I've decided that it's time for me to forgive you.
和我老婆上床 For sleeping with my wife.
我不仅仅跟加布上了床 Yeah, well, i didn't just sleep with Gaby .
我还爱上她了 I fell in love with her.
这我也原谅你 I forgive you for that, too.
你为什么要这么做? Why are you doing this?
你在做12步心理治疗吗? You in some kind of 12-step program?
我最近明白了 Let's just say i've recently learned
爱上一个会让你分不清对与错 how loving someone makes you forget the difference between right and wrong.
我要说的就这些 我该走了 Anyway, that's pretty much it. I should go.
嘿 hey
你还跟加布丽尔有联系吗? Do you still talk to Gabrielle ?
偶尔会 为什么问这个? Occasionally. Why?
我只是想知道她过的快不快乐 I just want to know if she was happy.
我想她很快乐 I think she is.
好的... Well...
这样最好 Good for her.
好的 在大家投票之前 All right, before we vote
对候选人还有什么疑问吗? Are there any more questions for the candIdates?
- 只有李有意见吗? - 这算不上一个问题 Anybody besides Lee?It's not a question.
我只是想提醒大家投给凯瑟琳 就是投给法西斯 I just want to remind everyone that a vote for Katherine is a vote for fascism.
你们同性恋怎么总是讨论时装? What is it with you gay people and clothes?
是法西斯 艾达 不是时尚 Fascism, Ida , not fashion.
如果你想谈谈时尚的话 Although if you ever do want to talk fashion,
我们会给你点意见的 We're here for you.
好的 讨论结束 All right, debate's over.
开始投票了 Let's kick this pig.
支持勒奈特的举手 All in favor of Lynette?
好的 支持凯瑟琳的呢? Okay, and those for 凯瑟琳 ?
勒奈特14票 凯瑟琳也是14票 That's 14 for Lynette and 14 for Katherine .
票数相等 我们该怎么办? So what do we do? It's a tie.
不对 No, it's not.
苏珊投了两次 Susan voted twice.
我有吗? Did i?
那明显是不对的 Well, that's obviously wrong.
你只能投一次 你准备投给谁? You only get one vote, sweet cheeks. Who's it gonna be?
苏珊 我们在等你的决定 Susan, we're waiting.
看你的了 It's up to you, hon.
- 凯瑟琳 - 好的 Katherine. Okay
现在宣布凯瑟琳当选新的主席 it's official. Katherine is our new president.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢大家 我保证尽全力为这个社区服务 Thank you, everyone, and i promise to do my best for this neighborhood.
还有就是Bob Lee Mustafa先生 And, Bob, Lee, Mr. Mustafa,
我很快就会解决你们的问题 I'll be in touch regarding your various infractions.
对了 勒奈特 还有你一个 And you, too, Lynette .
散会 Meeting adjourned.
对不起 sorry
Phyllis 非常感谢你能接受我们的道歉 You know, Phyllis, We cannot thank you enough for accepting our apology.
我觉得我们应该一团和气 多为丹妮尔着想 Well, i think we should try to stay on good terms，for Danielle 's sake.
我很高兴你提议在外面聚餐 I'm glad you suggested that we eat out here.
从来没想过我们会这样 I never think to do this.
- Darn 我忘记带纸巾了 - 没关系 Oh, darn, i forgot the napkins. Oh, no problem.
我去拿些来 I'll go get some.
我们现在可以单独谈谈了 So now that we have a moment alone,
你妈妈和我想说的是我们为你感到骄傲 Your mother and i would like to say how proud we are of you.
嗯 才怪 Yeah, right.
说真的 我没想到你能成熟到 愿意独自承担抚养孩子 Seriously, we hadn't realized you'd matured enough to take on the burden of motherhood all by yourself.
奶奶会帮忙的 Well, grandma's gonna help.
她会尽力帮忙 但你不能太累着她了 She'll do what she can, but you mustn't overtax her.
她的心脏不太好 Her heart is not very strong.
我觉得她看起来挺好的 She seems fine to me.
好的 别介意 Well, knock wood.
我们不想看你不得不自己去抚养孩子 还和一个又老又病的女人 We'd hate to see you forced to take care of a baby and a sick old woman.
哦!打麻将 Whoa! Mah-jongg.
现在不常看到这个了 Don't see that much anymore.
嗨 嗨 hi hi
丹妮尔 你应该介绍下你自己 Danielle, you should introduce yourself.
这些人将是你的新朋友 These people are your new friends. Mm.
你将要开始去学习他们的经验和智慧了 And you're going to learn more From their experience and wisdom
这些在佛罗里达的大学里可是学不到的 Than you ever could have learned at that college in flor Ida .
等下 我以为我不能去那了 Wait. I thought i couldn't go there.
你不是说那只是个三流大学 You said it was just a party school.
哦 事实上 我们去看了学校课程 还是很不错的 Well, actually, we checked into the curriculum, and it's very strong
不过算了 你在这待的很好 but no Matter. You're be happier here.
就是 还伴随着奶奶毫无条件的爱 Yes, and with a grandmother's unconditional love,
谁会需要那些喜欢你的 兄弟会的男孩子们呆在你的敞篷车里 Who needs frat boys who only like you for your convertible?
哦 我什么时候有过一辆敞篷车? Whoa. When did i get a convertible?
恩 我们正想在你生日 的时候给你一个惊喜呢 Well, we were gonna surprise you with one for your birthday,
但自从你决定自己留着孩子 你就需要更实际点的礼物了 But since you're keeping the baby, you'll want A more practical gift.
我们正考虑送你尿布 We're thinking a diaper service.
哦 看哪 他们做水中有氧操呢 Oh, look, they have water aerobics.
向上! up
向外 out
你应该去报个名 You should sign up.
你知道 也许我应该去上大学 You know, maybe i should go to college.
我是说 为了孩子好 I mean, for the baby's sake.
没有学历我怎么养得起这孩子? How can i support it without a degree?
但你不能在迈阿密一个小宿舍里抚养孩子 But you can't raise this child in a miami dorm room.
你需要把孩子留给一个你信得过 又可以把孩子照顾好的人 You’ll need to leave it with someone who you can trust to take care it properly
对不起 电梯坏了... Sorry. The elevator's out. I...
我得顺顺气 Oh. I have to catch my breath.
奶奶? Grandma?
我们需要谈谈 We need to talk.
- 这是什么? - 我觉得我们应该庆祝我们的胜利 What's this?I thought we might toast my victory.
我想我现在有事要忙 I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
哦 oh
那... So...
你还没有恭喜我呢 You haven't congratulated me yet.
我知道 I know.
愿意告诉我什么让你这么烦心吗? Would you like to tell me what's bothering you?
我只是想让你想想 这几天你都做了什么 I just want you to think about what you've been doing for the past few days.
你整装待发就是为了讨伐 一个金属做成的喷泉 You've mounted a crusade against a metal thing that shoots out water.
我只是去保持邻居的美好环境 我爱这条街 I'm trying to keep the neighborhood beautiful. I love this street.
耶 你一直这么说-- Yeah, you keep saying that--
你以前住在这里多么的快乐 how happy you used to be here,
但自从我们搬回来 But ever since we've moved back,
我所看见的只是一个想控制 一切的不快乐女人 All i've seen is an unhappy woman Who needs to control everything.
当你失去控制 这些是不可避免发生的 We've both learned what happens When you lose control.
又来了 Oh. Chicago again.
告诉你我还在那学到了什么 Tell you something else we learned there.
当筹码没用了以后 When the chips are down,
有朋友帮助是很重要的 it helps to have friends.
而你最近却处处树敌 不想与人为善 And you certainly haven't made us any lately.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
- 再见 奶奶 - 再见 亲爱的 - Bye, grandma. - Good-bye, dear.
给你继父说 我马上出去 Tell your stepfather i'll be right out.
哦 拜托 菲利斯 Oh, please, Phyllis
你也会认同 一个愿意用敞篷车来交换孩子的女孩 Even you have to agree that a girl who'd trade her baby for a convertible
还没有准备好为人之母的 isn't ready for motherhood.
孩子的出生会改变她 She'd have changed once the baby came.
她是她爸爸的女儿 She's her father's daughter.
雷克斯这张照片真不错 That's a nice picture of Rex .
哦 我有很多照片 Oh, i have a lot of pictures.
这里的女人们都有 All of the women here do.
它们就是我们在 在失去下面这些东西时留下的一切 They're what we have left of the things time has taken from us...
青春 Youth
家庭和丈夫... homes and husbands...
最不幸的 就是孩子 And for the unluckiest, children.
我以为我又能让l雷克斯的 一部分骨肉回到我身边 I thought i was getting back a part of Rex.
但是现在... But now...
我知道你很孤独 雷克斯 I know you're lonely, Phyllis
但我不能为了你能觉得好受一点 就放弃这个孩子 But i can't give up this child just to make you feel better.
你走吧 You should go.
你的家人在等你呢 Your family's waiting for you.
奥森和我几乎每个星期六晚上都要去俱乐部 如果你... Orson and i go to our club almost every saturday night, If you're...
愿意照看孩子 Interested in babysitting.
你说真的? You mean it?
那你怎么和你的朋友解释? How will you explain me to your friends?
我会说你破产了需要钱用 I'll say that you're broke and needed the money.
你就不能说你喜欢有我陪着? Can't you just say that you like having me around?
我需要说点可信的 phyllis I need something that will fly, Phyllis .
嗨 怎么了? Hey. What's going on?
我们需要谈谈 We need toalk.
是这样的 So here's the deal.
我想我们是时候做点对的事了 I think it's time for us to do the right thing.
我想我不愿意听接下来的话 I don't think i like where this is going.
我们应该结束偷情 We have to end this affair.
- 你说真的? - 所有这些... You serious? All this...
偷偷摸摸 Sneaking around,
伪装自己 藏在衣橱里? wearing disguises, Hiding in closets--
都不对 it's just wrong.
我们应该比这样强 We're better than this.
那你想说什么 我应该和Victor你和伊蒂在一起? So what are you suggesting, we stay with Victor and Edie ?
不 我们和他们分手 No, we break up with them.
听着 这可能很伤人 但至少诚实 Look, it'll hurt, but at least it's honest.
时间长了 他们继续他们的生活 And then when enough time has gone by and they've moved on,
我们就可以在一起 We can be together.
多久? How long are we talking about?
不知道 六个月? I don't know. Six months?
六个月? Six months?
没人需要那么久去疗伤 Nobody takes that long to heal anymore.
这只是结束一段感情 又不是做什么整容手术 It's a breakup, not a face-lift.
嗨 听着 我也想我们能在一起 Hey, look, i want us to be together, too,
但我也想自己能安心 But i also wanna feel good about it.
你不想吗? Don't you?.
是的 Yeah.
我想 I do.
你真是个好人 Carlos You're such a good guy, Carlos .
正是我讨厌的一点 I really hate that about you.
我知道 I know.
那... So...
我想就这样吧 I guess this is it.
这个吻等到六个月以后吧 This kiss has to last six months.
你会做的更好 You better make it good.
嗨 勒奈特 Hey, Lynette .
嗨 犹大 (耶稣的十三圣徒 背叛了耶稣) Hey, Judas .
好的 你还在生气 但我想和你和好 Okay, fine. You're still angry, But i'm gonna make it up to you.
她们要是接着想弄走你的树屋 When they come after that tree house,
她们要把绑在上边的苏珊 梅尔 也一起弄走 They're going to have one Susan Mayer chained to it.
不要这样 Don't do that.
她们把它推到时我会很难过的 I wanna be sad when they knock it down.
- 勒奈特! - 什么? Lynette! What?
你觉得你只要走到这来 然后 装这可爱就掩饰你做的事了? You think you can just walk over here and cute your way out of what you did?
我们本来应该是朋友 We're supposed to be friends.
非常正确 朋友不会让自己的朋友进退两难 Exactly, And friends don't put friends in this kind of position.
我喜欢你 但你不能要求我先考虑到 你的孩子而不是我的丈夫 I love you, but you can't ask me To put your kids ahead of my husband.
不 帕克那些家伙不会冷冻... No, Parker , that guy doesn't have freezing...
你说的对 我应该先考虑到的 You're right. I shouldn't have done that.
但是树房子是孩子们唯一可以 But that tree house is the one place my kids can go
不用听见身体扫描 和有多少白血球细胞的地方 And not hear about body scans and white blood cell counts.
这是从我带给他们的这些可怕的事情中逃离出来的地方 It is their get away from this horrible thing That i've brought into the house.
"你带来"? "brought"?
亲爱的 生病不是你的错 Sweetie, it's not your fault that you're sick.
我知道... I know that...
理智上知道 Here.
但在情感上... But here...
我觉得我毁了他们的童年 It feels like i've ruined their childhood.
好的 要是需要我 我会在五金店买一条锁链 Okay, if anybody needs me, I'll be at the hardware store buying chains.
哦 天那 过来这边 Oh, jeez. Get over here.
你们好! Hello there!
哦 看哪 我们骄傲自大的... 凯瑟琳女王 Oh, look, it's our new queen-- Katherine of arrogant.
嗨 重货吊车在哪呢? Hey, where's the wrecking ball?
事实上 我是来告诉你树房子不用移走 Actually, i came to tell you the tree house can stay.
哦 天哪 这太好了 Oh, my god. That's great!
是啊 Yes.
要是有人抱怨 我们就说这个不受新条例制约 If anyone complains, we'll say it was grandfathered in under the previous administration.
哦 wow
谢谢 Thanks.
为什么? Why?
很显然 这对你意义重大 我也想做个好邻居 Clearly, it means a lot to you, And i wanna be a good neighbor.
凯瑟琳 Katherine.
你怎么了?有时候你做的事像个冷酷的女王 现在你又这么好 What's with you? Sometimes you act like an ice queen, And then you do something really nice.
你真是个不可琢磨的女人 You are one complicated lady.
是啊 我有一个复杂的人生 Well, i've had one complicated life.
我一生中有很多男人 I've had a lot of men in my life,
但之前我从没让自己爱上过哪一个 But i never let myself fall in love before.
我觉得我是怕受到伤害 但... I thought it was because i didn't wanna get hurt, But...
现在我知道痛苦并不是最糟的一部分 Now i know the pain you feel isn't the worst part.
是仇恨 It's the hate.
你能给我"付钱"吗? Could you make it out to "cash"?
你好 凯瑟琳 Hello, Katherine .
你为了喷泉的事来的? You here about the fountain?
是的 但不要担心 没有严格的期限 你们可以... Yes, but don't worry. There's no strict deadline. You can...
在你们最空闲的时候把它移走 Have it removed at your earliest convenience.
是的 我不认为我会这么做 Yeah, i don't think it's going anywhere.
哦 孩子们 孩子们 战争结束了 Oh, boys, boys, the war's over.
是的 Yes, it is.
我们了解芝加哥 We know all about chicago.
再说一遍? Come again?
我以前的那位在芝加哥纪念医院的董事会 My ex is on the board of chicago memorial hospital.
你丈夫好像以前也在那... Seems your husband made quite a stir there--
整个医院仍然为他以前的所作所为感到头疼 Whole hospital still buzzing about what he did.
不管你们听到什么 每字每句都是恶毒的谎言... Whatever you heard is a vicious lie--Every word of it.
但 这足够... Still, it was enough to...
让你离开这个镇子 Make you leave town
回到问题上 你喜欢住在这吗? Which begs the question, do you like living here?
哦 好吧 我们达成协议 喷泉继续留在这 Oh, good. We're in agreement. The fountain stays.
谢谢来访 凯瑟琳 Thanks for stopping by, Katherine .
同样的事情也发生在我们身上 It's the same for all of us.
我们试着和住在隔壁的人保持距离 We try not to get too close to the people who live next door.
礼貌的点头致意比关心询问更容易 It's easier to give them a polite nod than to ask what's wrong.
路过比卷入其中更加安全... . It's safer to keep walking by than to get involved.
你这会说对了 我不想去工作... ... you right now. Okay, i don't wanna work...
事实上 有时我们去了解 和自己共用一个篱笆的邻居 True, we sometimes do get to know the people we share a fence with
结成终身的友谊 and end up lifelong friends.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢 Thanks for everything. Thank you.
但大部分时间 我们保持距离 But mostly, we keep our distance
因为我们更希望邻居对我们一无所知... Because we'd rather our neighbors Know nothing about us...
而不是了如指掌 Than know too much.