美国众神 前情提要
你知道他是谁吗 Do you know who he is?
他的真正身份 Who he really is?
影·穆恩 Shadow Moon.
你现在是我的人了 You're my man now.
你让你自己搅入了 You've gotten yourself mixed up
一些十分奇怪的事情里 影子 in some really weird shit, Shadow.
你不能相信他 葛林姆尼尔 别信他 You shouldn't trust him. Grimnir. Don't trust him.
想要发起一场战争吗 战争狂 Trying to start a war, Glad-O-War?
我们已经在战争中了 并且快输了 We're at war already, and we're losing.
你是谁 Who are you?
跟你说了你也不会信 You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
我该相信什么 What should I believe?
-今天星期几 -星期三 - What's today? - Wednesday.
那今天是我的日子 Today is my day.
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翻 译 Z小花儿 DustD
翻 译 Lynn_宁 Silmar 夕橙
校 对 夕橙
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
后 期 斯人
总 监 夕橙
美国众神 第一季第八集 本季终
这可兹事体大 This is all too big.
一下来得太多了 Too much going on at once.
听我先给你们讲个故事 We should start with a story.
-苍天啊 南西 -我要给你们讲个故事 - Aw, Jesus, Nancy. - I'm gonna tell you a story.
没时间听故事了 Haven't got time for a story.
赶紧干正事吧 Just do the fucking work, huh?
就听我讲个故事 Let me tell a goddamned story!
故事很精彩 I got a good one.
真的很精彩 Real good...
很久以前 Once upon a time...
瞧啊 这就很精彩了 See? It sounds good already.
你们都上钩了 You're hooked.
接着讲吧 Just get on with it, huh?
很久以前 Once upon a time...
有一位了不起的女王 there was a fucking queen.
她坐拥一切 She had it all:
荣誉 权力 the glory, the power.
崇拜者狂热奉献 感恩馈赠 Worshippers eager to give and grateful to receive.
为什么 Why?
因为她有恩赐的天赋 Because she had the gift of the gift.
有获得恩宠的运气 献出自己的所有 The blessing of blessings, hers to bestow.
而崇拜她的场所呢 And her place of worship?
那是一处最美好的地方 Oh, that was the place to be.
那里逍遥绝妙 That was the goddamn shit.
BGM: Bilquis Orgy by Brian Reitzell
公元前864年 巴伦寺庙
那可是风流的黄金年代 It was good fucking times.
国王们对此很不满 Kings didn't like that.
一任接一任的国王都想把她赶下台 Kings came one after the other to knock her off her throne.
但王位都不长久 They didn't last long.
等女王玩腻了你 When the queen was done with you...
你就消失了 you were gone.
更糟糕的消失方式 Worse ways to go...
服饰和发型随着时代不断变迁 Clothes and hair change with the times,
但这位女王 but this queen,
她能让派对继续下去 she kept the party going.
BGM: Tehran 1979 by Brian Reitzell & Debbie Harry
1979年
德黑兰
* As a friend, not as a fighter *
* I come as someone you invited *
* You seem to confess *
* It's all so senseless *
但是国王们 But the kings,
一直不放过她 they kept coming after her.
我们女王的权力 Our queen's power...
也就是所有女性的权力 which is the power of all women,
重生的权力 造物的权力 the power of rebirth, and creation...
让有些男人因敬畏而屈膝 it makes some men kneel in awe
并献上礼物 and give gifts.
但也让其他男人愤怒 But it makes other men angry.
而你知道 And you know it:
愤怒能成事 Anger gets shit done.
于是男人们行动了 So men did what they do:
他们夺走了她的权力 they took from her that power.
花了很长时间 Took 'em a long time.
他们用了刀枪和「胯下利刃」 Took them guns and knives and sharp dicks.
但他们抢走了那种不敢让女王掌控的权力 But they grabbed the power they were too scared for a queen to have.
他们把权力偷偷转移给了男人 They laundered it and gave it to men.
逼我们的女王屈居后位 They forced our queen into the back seat.
还有十一个小时 The remaining flight time to New York's
飞机将抵达纽约肯尼迪机场 John F. Kennedy airport is 11 hours.
请放松休息 享受这段飞行 So sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
-谢谢 -图书馆在哪 - Thank you. - Where is the library?
图书馆在哪 Where is the library?
我们的女王能平和面对改变 Now our queen, she made her peace with change.
她告诉自己后位也有靠垫 She told herself the back seat's got cushions, too.
她告诉自己没有出局就代表 She told herself she was playing the game
游戏还在继续 by staying in it.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你知道洗手间在哪儿吗 Do you know where the bathroom is?
后面有洗手间 There's one in the back.
我没看到 I don't see it.
带我去 Show me.
有人
无人
30F座位的旅客去哪了 Oh. Where did 30F run off to?
只要我还活着 So long as I'm still alive,
就能适应 I can adapt.
你可以告诉家里的人你要去哪 So you can let everyone back home know where you're going.
我依然清楚我是谁 I still know what I am.
来自加州好莱坞的问候
女性 艾滋病
但美国也会排斥有权力的女人 But America, too, can take issue with a woman of power.
它自有办法置她于死地 It finds ways of cutting her down.
惩罚她大胆的行为 Of punishing her for her daring to be.
而那位女孩 一段时间后 And our girl, after a while,
甚至都忘了自己的内心是个女王 even she forgot there's a queen inside.
马里布埃塞俄比亚餐厅
ISIS组织武装成员摧毁了古老的寺庙 ISIS fighters destroyed the ancient temple,
那里曾是备受欢迎的旅游景点 a once popular tourist attraction
突发新闻 也门的海曼斯特寺庙遇袭
近日ISIS组织成员扬言 recently denounced by ISIS militants
引用他们的话 有必要根据伊斯兰法律 as quote, the necessary destruction of idolatrous structures
摧毁盲目崇拜的建筑 in accordance with Islamic law.
而在强大女性的威胁之下 And there is no end to the cruelty of men
男人的残忍永无止境 threatened by strong women.
突发新闻 也门的海曼斯特寺庙遇袭
那么女王该怎么办 So what's a queen to do?
她妥协了 She gets on her knees.
接受她不情愿的东西 She takes what she don't want to,
而我们轻松自在地旁观着 and we watch in easy fucking judgment
装作如果自己跟她一个处境 and pretend we'd do a single thing different
就不会这么做 in her shoes.
我听说他们炸毁了你的神坛 I hear they blew up your altar.
可恶 Darn.
我给你个新的神坛 I have a new one to offer you.
你这可是走狗屎运了呢 Aren't you the lucky duck?
好啦 Okay.
示巴
崇拜以数量论胜负 Worship is a volume business.
安洁拉
克莱顿
谁的粉丝最多 Whosoever has the most followers
谁就是赢家 wins the game.
比奇丝
想玩吗 Wanna play?
等你后悔了 人生就很漫长了 Life is long when you got regret.
等你看透了时光本该的走向 A moment can last forever
那么时光就能永恒 when you can see how it should have gone.
你们听懂这故事的寓意了吗 You get the moral to this story?
不知道 不要妥协吗 I don't know. Don't compromise?
还是 Or, uh...
不要跟奸诈的王八犊子做交易 don't cut deals with treacherous motherfuckers.
什么 不 才不是呢 What? No! Fuck no!
你是从折扣货架上淘到这家伙的吗 Did you get this one off the discount rack?
没有妥协 人生会成什么样 Where are you getting in life without some fucking compromise?
寓意是 The moral is...
-给我找个女王 -你他妈说对了 - Get myself a queen. - You goddamn right.
你最好给自己找个女王 You better get yourself a queen.
因为你刚刚杀了他们的某个女王 'Cause you just went and killed one of theirs.
是我的某个女王 我杀了我的某个女王 That's one of mine. I killed one of mine.
不再是了 Not anymore.
他属于你的时间也不是很长 Not in a long while has he been one of yours.
你让一具尸体身首异处 You separate a head from a body,
这他妈就是一记警告 that is strike fucking one across the bow.
他们不会这么轻易放过的 They all ain't going to take that lightly.
很好 等我找到自己的女王 Good. Wait 'til he sees strike two,
到时他就能见识到第二记警告 when I get myself that queen.
那你呢 What about you?
一起杀过人 你跟他可一辈子都撇不清了 Spill blood together, that binds you to him for life.
对 可不是嘛 Yeah, the fuck it does.
才他妈不是 Fuck it doesn't.
我们可是有契约在先的 Now, we have a compact.
对 直到你惹火我的那天 Yeah, up to which point you piss me off.
你刚刚把我给惹火了 And you've just gone and pissed me off, okay?
我认为这违反了我们的约定 So I think that just violates the terms of our agreement.
你火个什么劲儿 What are you so pissed off about?
你刚砍掉了自己朋友的头 You just cut off your friend's head.
就跑来这里定制西装 Okay, now you're just going to go and get a suit made
你以为自己是教父吗 like you're the goddamn Godfather?
不然你以为他是谁 Who the fuck did you think he was?
你要也做一套 You're getting one, too.
我们要去的地方 必须穿得像样 We have to be presentable, where we're going.
去你妈的 Fuck you!
我连你名字都不知道 Okay, I don't even know your name.
星期三先生 Hey, Mr. Wednesday?
一个我在星期三遇见的人 Who I met on a Wednesday?
我看你是不知道惹火两个字什么意思 I don't think you understand the concept of pissed off.
是愤怒 It's angry.
我知道惹火什么意思 Oh, I know what pissed off is.
我现在就很火大 我火大我知道 I'm pissed off, so as a pissed off person, I'm aware.
你只是困惑 心中有太多疑问 You're confused. You got a lot of questions,
但是不知道怎样去问 but you don't know how to ask them.
别把困惑跟愤怒混为一谈 Do not confuse confusion for anger.
我不困惑 I'm not confused.
我非常困惑 I'm very confused.
你很困惑 也很好奇 You're confused. And you're intrigued.
你妻子死而复活 你怎么会不困惑呢 Your wife came back from the dead, why wouldn't you be?
如果你否认 我会说你是个骗子 If you said you weren't, I'd call you a liar.
比我更会撒谎 A bigger one than I am.
那可真是个大骗子了 Ha! And that's a very big liar.
我们的契约依然有效 The terms of our agreement are intact.
你并不愤怒 影子 You're not angry, Shadow.
但你要开始积聚怒气了 But you do have to start getting angry.
愤怒 Angry...
能成事 gets shit done.
试试大小 Try that on for size.
到威斯康星了 Is this Wisconsin?
那是我们的下一站 That's our next stop.
欢迎来到肯塔基 Welcome to Kentucky.
对我们要去拜访的女士好些 Now be nice to the lady we're visiting,
但别好过了头 but not too nice.
她可能会喜欢上你 那就不妙了 She might take a fancy to you, and that would not be good.
为什么 Why?
她是你的前女友之一吗 She an ex-girlfriend of yours?
给座金山也不敢 Not for all the little plastic toys in China.
不 她是... No, she's...
她不一样 She's something else.
我们一开始可能会不被欢迎 We might not be welcome at first.
觐见女王 In the presence of a queen.
忘记今天是复活节了 Heh, forgot it was Easter.
今天周日 4月16日 Well, it is Sunday, 16th of April,
春分后第七日 seven days after the vernal equinox.
我爱复活节 I love Easter.
很多人都爱 Oh, many do.
有些喜欢兔子 有些喜欢复活 Some for the rabbits, some for the resurrection.
大部分是为了食物 Most think of the food.
全他妈是糖 All that fucking sugar, huh?
他们不会思考这一天的真相 They don't think of the truth of the day.
为什么要去想呢 And why would they?
你可以称之为复活节 Well, yeah, you could... you could call this Easter.
或者我们可以说出它的本质 Or we could call it what it really is:
一个异教仪式 庆祝春天的开始 a pagan ritual, the celebration of the beginning of spring
有一万两千年历史 dating back about 12,000 years.
所以 当你看到孩子们把鸡蛋浸到醋里 So, when you see children dipping eggs
染成自己最喜欢的玩具的颜色 in vinegar the colors of their favorite toys,
或是看到全国的青年跑到南方去交配 or when you see the nation's youth fleeing south for copulation,
或者看到人们播撒种子 or when they spread their seed over that sinking mass
佛罗里达上下一派繁忙 that is the great state of Florida,
所有这些人... they all...
没有意识到 自己在以她的名义庆祝 without realizing it do it in her name.
奥丝塔拉 Ostara.
你们好 Hello!
非常开心也非常荣幸 Oh, it is a treasure and a treat
能在家里招待各位 to welcome you all to my home
这是我日子 一年中我最喜欢的日子 and on my day, my favorite day of the year.
这样一个充满薰衣草和露水 When all is lavender and dew,
万物复苏的日子 reborn and restored.
-我们欢庆大地... -你好 影子 - When we celebrate the earth... - Hello, Shadow.
我认识你吗 Do I know you?
是的 你认识 Yes, you do.
继续往前走 ...and then we move on.
我认为我们都该记得今天真正的意义 I think it's important for us all to remember
这很重要 what this day is really truly about.
那就是... Which is...
苍天基督啊 Oh, for Christ's sake.
赞颂诸神 请大家随意进餐 Praise the Lords, please help yourself
也帮助那些不太幸运的同伴 and those less fortunate to the buffet.
我准备了好多蜂蜜火腿 I got plenty of honey ham.
为不喜欢猪肉的客人... But for those of you that do not partake of pork...
那是复活节 That's Easter?
因为人们相信复活节 Because people believe in Easter.
信念即所见 Believing is seeing.
如果你信 神就真的存在 Gods are real if you believe in them.
神 Gods.
我操 Fuck me.
那... All right, so...
那是耶稣基督 That's Jesus Christ.
耶稣基督之一 A Jesus Christ.
某一个耶稣基督 Some Jesus Christ.
每一个宗教 每一个分支 每一个教派 For every belief, every branch, every denomination
闭眼祈祷时看到的都是不同的面孔 they see a different face when they close their eyes to pray.
那你是谁 So who are you?
如我先前所说 说了你也不信 Like I said, you wouldn't believe in me if I told you.
复活节快乐 老滑头 Happy Easter, you old fraud.
也祝你奥丝塔拉愉快 And a fair Ostara to you.
你来干什么 What the hell are you doing here?
我来不是为了基督 是为了我们所有人 I'm not here for Christ's sake, I'm here for all our sakes.
你看上去美极了 You look divine.
不然我还能什么样 How the hell else should I look?
跟奥丝塔拉打个招呼 Say hello to Ostara.
你好 奥丝塔拉 Hey, Ostara.
他会脸红 Oh, he's a blusher.
星期三 你给我带来一位会脸红的小伙 Wednesday, you brought me a blusher.
粉红巧克力 多么完美的奇迹 And he's pink chocolate. How perfectly wonderful.
他叫什么 What's he called?
影·穆恩 Shadow Moon.
说起来 So...
最近怎么样 How's tricks?
问我知道的最聪明的兔子 Asks the tricksiest rabbit I know.
我希望能够得到你的帮助 Well, I was hoping to enlist your assistance.
别浪费时间 Stop wasting time.
我最不肯操心 你也别来烦我了 I can't be bothered, so don't you go bothering me about it.
影子 真是个好名字 Shadow? That's a sweet name.
放过他吧 Now, now, now, now. Leave him be. Hmm?
他们为什么叫你影子 亲爱的 Why do they call you Shadow, sweetness?
我一直粘着我妈妈 The way I follow my mama around.
她不知道还能叫我什么 She didn't know what else to call me.
我最喜欢甜的 小甜心 Well, I deal in sugar, Sugar,
你是我见过最甜的小东西 and you're the sweetest damn thing I've ever seen.
这就是那个搞得大家紧张兮兮的小伙子 This is the boy that has everyone so upset?
你听说了 Aye, you heard?
我消息可灵通呢 Well, I keep my ears pricked up.
来 亲爱的影子 Come here, sweet Shadow.
请允许我传授一些智慧 Allow me to impart some wisdom:
外面有很多地下团体 there's far too many secret societies out there.
他们毫无忠诚 也没有爱 They have no loyalty and no love.
有些毫无力量 有些危险之极 They range from barely competent to deeply dangerous.
你这样说话可不像我们的一员 You don't sound like one of us.
我不是你们的一员 I'm not one of you.
你是的 Oh, yes you are.
你跟我们一样 被遗忘 无人爱戴 You're as forgotten, and as unloved
无人记得 and as unremembered as any of us.
我很好 复活节快乐 I'm doing just fine. Happy Easter.
耶稣已经复活 小伙子们大家好 Christ is risen. Hello, boys.
这群混蛋出生之前你就在 Well, you were before these assholes were born.
直到耶稣基督 Until the day that Jesus Christ
从他那臭烘烘的老坟里爬出来 crawled out of his stinky old grave,
人们用蒲公英和红椒粉烤鸡蛋 folks would paint eggs with dandelions and paprika.
以她的名义 在春天来临时 For her to exchange as gifts
作为礼物交换 at the first sign of spring in her name.
奥丝塔拉 Ostara.
他们现在还这么做 还是这么做的 Oh, they still do. They still do.
在属于我的节日里 On my festival days,
他们依然用鸡蛋和兔肉举办宴席 they still feast on eggs and rabbit
还有糖果 都是以我的名义 and candy and they do it in my name.
问你一个严肃的问题 亲爱的 Serious question, my dear.
我毫不怀疑数百万的人 I have no doubt that millions upon millions
互赠纪念品 举行庆典 exchange tokens and observe the rituals of your festival,
寻找藏起来的鸡蛋 all down to the hunting of the hidden eggs,
但是有人以你的名义祈祷吗 but does anybody pray in your name?
他们是怀着崇敬的心念你的名字吗 Do they say it in worship?
他们念着你的名字 Oh, they mouth your name,
但是那对他们并没有任何意义 hmm, but they have no idea what it means.
一点都没有 每个春天都是如此 None whatsoever. Same every spring.
你做了所有的工作 而他得到了所有的祈祷 You do all the work, he gets all the prayers.
你吃错什么药了 What has gotten into you?
我对此感到难过 I feel terrible about this.
不 不 No. No!
是她的节日 而你抢走了 It's her day. You took it.
你毁了她的节日 You crucified her day.
当他们开始追随你的时候 When they started following you,
其他人都被烧死了 everybody else got burned.
以你的名义 去他妈的复活节快乐 In your name. Happy fucking Easter.
不 No...
咱俩谈谈 A word.
你最好把嘴闭上 不然我扇烂你的嘴 You shut your mouth before I slap it off your goddamn face.
你怎么敢 How dare you.
你怎么敢 How dare you...
你怎么敢到我家 How dare you come into my home
对所有拿撒勒人耶稣不敬 and uncork all over Jesus of Nazareth,
还有钉死在十字架上的耶稣 and all the other Jesuses who died on the cross,
甚至那些没被钉死在十字架上的 你怎么敢 and even the ones who didn't? How dare you!
他们都是友善 慷慨的人 These are kind, generous men
他们来庆祝他们的节日 and they've come to celebrate their day.
我的节日 My day.
他妈的 我们的节日 God damn it, our day!
你却来这里对他们无礼 And you come in here and disrespect them?
他们是神 苍天 They are gods, for God's sake!
他们是神之子 他们就是站街男 They're sons of. They're men who walk the streets.
见人就握手 啥脏事都干 They shake hands, they take shits.
我在这里所做的和他们无关 What I'm doing here is of no concern to them.
这是你的节日 宝贝 This is your day, love.
一直是 以后也是 Always has been, always will be.
别糊弄我说他们都崇拜你 Just don't try to tell me that they all worship you.
我知道他们不崇拜我 我又不是傻瓜 I know they don't. I'm not a fool.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
我是 I am.
一个老傻瓜 An old one.
他们杀了伏尔甘 They killed Vulcan.
他们杀了我的朋友 They killed my friend.
他效忠于我 He pledged his allegiance to me,
锻造了一把刀 and forged a blade
以表心意 in my honor.
他们为此杀了他 And they killed him for it.
新众神 The new gods.
所以我们需要你 That's why we need you.
所以我们需要用春天来打击他们 That's why we need spring to fight them,
告诉他们我们是谁 to show them who we are.
他们会崇拜你 Oh, they will worship you.
他们会崇拜你 如果你让他们祈祷 They will... worship you if you make them pray.
他们会向他祈祷的 They'll pray to Him.
但他不是春之女神 But he's not the Goddess of Spring.
影子 我的孩子 Shadow, my boy,
我要和这位美人单独说几句话 I need a word with the fair lady here alone.
你自己去喝一杯 最多两杯 Help yourself to a drink, two, tops.
还需要你保持敏锐 Still need you sharp.
BGM: Bilquis Gets to Work by Brian Reitzell
那个人
你最近一直在躲我 You've been avoiding me.
我的错 My mistake.
我用了电话 I used the phone.
对别人所做的最糟糕的事就是打电话了 Worst thing you can do to someone is call them.
我一直都很忙 I've been occupied.
是的 你很忙 Yes, you have.
了不起的度量 深抵心灵的抽插 Impressive reach metrics. Deep penetration.
最大的卖点就是这种非常独特的印象 Total unique impressions is what sells
没有人留下的印象比你的还独特 and no-one leaves an impression more unique than you.
你跟我做得很好 You've done well with me.
特别好 Very well.
现在 轮到我了 Now... It's my turn to do well by you.
我能伺候好你 I can take care of you.
把手拿开 宝贝 Hands free, honeypot.
我还不想用我的余生 I have no intention of spending the rest of my days
通过你的阴道滋养你的灵魂 feeding your soul from the vagina nebula.
但是 But...
如果你将这把枪朝着正确的地方 if you point that gun in the right direction...
你希望你和我半毛钱关系也没有 You're wishing you had no business with me.
但是你有 But you do.
你欠的 You owe.
我要求还债了 I'm calling it in.
BGM: Oh du lieber Augustin
是这里吗 Is this it?
冰激凌
你怎么找到的 How'd you find it?
影子在这 Shadow's here.
天啊 Jesus Christ.
他们都是耶稣吗 Are they all... Jesuses?
是的 当然 因为 Right, of course, 'cause...
耶稣是真实存在的 Jesus is real.
他妈的 God damn it.
你一直都相信吗 Did you always believe?
我一直都相信吗 Did I always believe?
我就是信仰 影子 I am belief, Shadow.
我不知道怎么不信 I don't know how not to believe.
我不知道怎么信 I don't think I know how to.
我觉得也许我... And I think maybe I...
我并不真的信 I don't really believe.
我并不真的相信这些 You know, I don't really believe any of this.
也许目前为止发生的一切 And maybe everything that's happened so far
只是某种逼真的梦境 is just some kind of vivid dream.
我甚至不知道我是否能相信那些 And... I don't even know if I can believe that.
即使你不相信 Even if you don't believe,
你只能走那条 you cannot travel in any other way than the road
你的感觉指引你的路 your senses show you.
你必须沿着这条路 And you must walk that road
走到尽头 to the end.
把他们饿到屈服 Starve them into submission?
他们过去经常饿着自己 They used to starve themselves.
四十天 但不是因为崇拜 40 days, but not out of worship,
而是因为需要 but out of necessity.
饥饿是一种古老的祈祷形式 Hunger was an ancient form of prayer,
他们从不会饥饿 and they've never been hungry.
他们只是把食物从冰箱里拿出来 I mean, they just pluck their food out of the freezer,
扔进微波炉 看着它旋转 throw it in the microwave, watch it spin around.
从来都不需要为其努力 Never once have they had to work for it,
感谢 或者为了它而向你祈祷 give thanks for it, or pray to you for it.
让他们祈祷 Make them pray.
让他们提醒自己 是一个女王 Let them remind themselves it was a queen
让他们有如此收获 that gave them the harvest.
他们会饿 但是之后他们会求助于你 Oh, they'll be hungry but then they'll turn to you,
他们会再一次向奥丝塔拉祈祷 and they will pray to Ostara once again.
她拒绝 她回来 She withholds, she returns.
祈祷 赏赐 Prayer, reward.
古老的契约 The ancient contract.
我去 Holy shit.
等一下 Hold that thought.
走了 Come on.
BGM: Messiah: Part II, No 44. Hallelujah by London Symphony Orchestra, Sir Colin Davis & Tenebrae Choir
一个死了的女孩 A dead girl?
我有一屋子的客人 一车库的宴席承办人 I have a house full of guests and a garage full of caterers
你居然带来一个死去的女孩 and you brought me a dead girl?
-你家很漂亮 -别拍马屁 - You have a lovely home. - Don't stoop.
有人想用文雅的方式令你起死回生 Somebody tried to raise you with refined manners,
死了的女孩 他失败了 dead girl, and failed.
让我看看你 Let me see you.
她不想死 She doesn't want to be dead.
死亡不是件好事 Dead gets a bad rap.
我不想她死 I don't want her to be dead.
理由 Reason being?
出于私心 Selfish reasons.
你能做到吗 Can you do that?
职业礼仪 Professional courtesy.
同行之间互行方便 Colleague to colleague?
你们都认为我像你们一样 我和你们不一样 You all think I'm like you. I am not like you.
你 我最不喜欢 You, I'm particularly not like.
不过这不会影响到 And that doesn't translate
我的礼节和职业礼仪什么的 into courtesies owed, professional or otherwise.
那就还个人情 A favor, then.
这是欠我的 You do owe me that.
你究竟是谁 Who were you, exactly?
我生前是劳拉·穆恩 I was, uh, Laura Moon.
我依然是劳拉·穆恩 I'm still Laura Moon.
劳拉·穆恩 Laura Moon.
影·穆恩 Shadow Moon?
我们知道他在这里 We know he's here.
我们知道他和谁来的 We know who he's here with.
最好别让他知道我在这里 Best he doesn't know I'm here.
最好别让他知道我和谁在一起 Best he don't know who I'm here with.
你感觉如何 How do you feel?
我不是说存在感 我是说生理上 I don't mean existentially, I mean physically.
知觉上 Sensationally.
你是不是在身体里却又不在 Are you in your body, but not of it?
我在我身体里 我能感觉到它 I'm in my body. I feel it.
死亡很痛苦 Death hurts.
我是说 大多数时候是因为缺失器官而痛 I mean, mostly that hurt is just absences of things.
我总是很渴 I'm thirsty all the time.
干燥的要死 Fuckin' parched.
还很冷 And... cold.
骨头里头都冷 Cold in my bones.
活在她自己的末日中 Livin' in her own apocalypse.
有没有 耶稣有没有在被你复活前 Did, um... did Jesus go through his own apocalypse
已经过了他自己的末日 before you brought him back to life?
我没有复活耶稣 没有 Oh, I didn't bring Jesus back to life, no.
是人们想象着他在我的节日里复活 He was dreamed back to life on my day.
就是维恩图表上很小的一点交合 A very narrow sliver in that Venn diagram.
现在就是你的日子 This is your day.
春分 世界之光 The vernal equinox, the light of the world.
重生 复兴 Rebirth, renewal,
复活 你能做到吗 resurrection, can you do it?
我能 我做过 我一般不会做 I can, I have. I normally wouldn't.
但今天不是一般的日子 But today isn't a normally kind of day.
我不复活 我再生 I don't resurrect, I relife.
生命就是我的一件礼物 Life has always been my gift.
随意转送 To re-gift.
那太好了 Well, good.
太好了 因为... Good, because...
结果发现 我还有很多未解之事 as it turns out, I actually have a lot to live for,
而且我能感觉到他近在咫尺 and it's so close I can feel it.
那是我唯一能感觉到的 所以... It's the only thing I can feel, so...
我非常想要不再当死人 I would really like to not be dead anymore
这样我就可以全身心的去感受 so that I can feel it fully.
所以... So...
要怎么做 How does this work?
我们要做的就是先找出你为什么会死 How it works is I find out exactly why you are dead
然后从那里开始 and we go from there.
我不知道为什么会发生这种事 Well, I don't know why this happened.
我是说 我知道怎么死的 但... I mean, I know how, but...
我不知道为什么 I don't know why.
来吧 Come.
让我看一看 Let me take a look.
我有点看出眉目了 I'm starting to get an idea.
人们总是好奇 Folks have always been curious
死亡那一瞬间是什么样的 about that exact moment of death.
就好像那生死一瞬之间的不同 As if the difference between one side of that
能够被量化 divide and the other could be quantified.
有些人相信你能够从他们的视网膜中 Some believe that you can develop a last image
看到死前最后一幕 seen off their retinas.
就像一张照片 Like a photograph.
死亡通常是最后的敌人 Death is usually the last enemy.
是 但对耶稣基督来说不是 Right but not for, uh... not for Jesus Christ.
对你来说不是 Oh, not for you.
而你不是耶稣基督 And you're no Jesus Christ.
你还在为那人干活吗 Are you still working for the man?
曾经是 I was.
既然如此 我们这里就有问题了 About that, we have a problem here.
有... A...
是我的问题吗 A problem with me?
不是 不是你的问题 Oh, no. Not with you, you.
你非常的可爱 You are perfectly lovely,
但你的死 是的 对我来说是个难题 but you dead, yes, is a problem for me.
不 但你说过 Well, no, but you said that
你可以转送那个礼物 我需要那礼物 you could re-gift the gift, I need the gift.
我需要活着 I need to be alive.
你的死我帮不上忙 I can't help you with your dead.
你的死亡不太一样 You are dead of a different kind.
操 Fuck.
我的怎么不同了 How am I dead different?
劳拉·穆恩 你是被一位神杀死的 Laura Moon, you were killed by a god.
我无法干涉其中 I can't interfere with that.
这种死无法抵消 That is a dead without undoing.
至少我是做不到 Not by my hand, anyway.
该死 Oh, shit.
我有其他的客人了 I have other guests.
祝你们好运 Good luck.
我是被 I was killed...
一个神杀死的 by a god?
是他妈哪个神 Which... fucking... god?
你今天可真是前所未有的漂亮 Never saw you look quite so pretty before.
复活节快乐 伊斯特 Happy Easter, Easter.
你也快乐 And to you.
我已经等不及开始 I could hardly wait to keep our date
咱们在复活节清晨的约会了 this lovely Easter morning.
你经过那扇门的时候心跳好快 And your heart beat fast as you came through that door.
咱们有约吗 We had a date?
一如以往 Standing.
我们的棉花糖窥视秀 Our Marshmallow Peep show.
奶油糖蛋 玻璃纸草 Candy cream eggs, cellophane grass,
小兔子和小鸭子 我们让无信仰者信仰 bunnies and duckies, we popularized the pagan.
咱们基本上发明了早午餐 We practically invented brunch.
咱们创造了这个节日 We built this holiday.
你和我 You and me.
我们俩一同崛起 We're a couple of swells.
你看过我的羊了吗 Oh, have you met my sheep?
是他妈哪个神 Which fucking god?
我这个神 我把你撞出路的 Me fucking god. I ran you off the road.
我还以为是我肩膀碰到了变速杆 See, here I thought I knocked the gear shift with my shoulder.
这一直以来 我都在怪罪我自己 All this time, I've been blaming myself.
现在我能怪罪别人了 对吧 I guess now I have somebody else to blame, right?
没错 我杀了你 That's right, I killed you!
我他妈杀死了你 I killed you fucking dead!
不 No!
你不是神 You are not a god!
她说我是被神杀死的 She said that I was killed by a god.
你是很多东西 但你不是神 You are a lot of things, but you are not a god.
是他妈哪个神 Which fucking god?
我要把你那俩东西从囊里捏出来 I will squeeze them straight out of the sac.
就像是剥豆荚一样 It'll be kind of like shucking peas.
我向耶稣发誓 I swear to Jesus.
他就在外边 He's right outside.
你知道是哪个神 You know which god.
我当然知道是哪个神 Of course I know which god.
我想听你说出来 快点说 I want to hear you fucking say it, so say it.
星期三 Wednesday.
操他大爷的 Fuck that guy.
为什么 Why?
为什么是我 Why me?
为什么要杀我 Why murder me?
你不是被杀死的 你是被献祭的 You weren't murdered, you were sacrificed.
影子 对吧 Shadow, right?
为什么影子那么重要 So why does Shadow matter?
他不重要 He doesn't!
他什么都不是 He's nothing.
他谁都不是 就只是... He's no-one who just...
碰巧被选上了 Just happens to be the guy.
当我们打劫赌场的时候 When we robbed the casino,
是不是星期三毁掉了我的完美计划 did Wednesday fuck up my perfect plan?
那不是个完美计划 It wasn't a perfect plan.
你没有算计到天意 对吧 Didn't account for divine intervention, did you?
他妈的自始至终 The whole fucking time,
从打劫 影子进监狱 the robbery, Shadow going to jail,
到我的死 都是神的作为 me dying, act of god?
就是为了搞我们而搞我们吗 Just fucking with us to fuck with us?
你以为神都干些什么 What do you think gods do?
他们一直就这样 They do what they've always done:
故意搞咱们 they fuck with us.
他们搞了我们所有人 They fuck with all of us.
别太往心里去 Just don't take it personally.
反正我不介意 I don't.
他需要你男人 He needed your man.
需要他在这个世界上沦落到一无所有 Needed him to be in a place where he had nothing left in the world.
再无可失 因为 Nothing to lose, 'cause...
他早已失去了一切 he already lost everything.
星期三的损失是什么 What does Wednesday have to lose?
他们来了 They're here.
他来了吗 Is he here?
谁来了 Is who here?
大写的那个「祂」吗 Oh, He with a capital H?
里面有一大堆呢 I've got a gaggle of them inside.
其中一位还带着一只小恐龙 One of them's got a baby dinosaur.
我说的不是那个「祂」 That's not the "He" I was referring to.
我说的是星期三 The "He" I was referring to was Wednesday.
他来了 Oh, he was here,
他想招徕我参与他的什么阴谋诡计 trying to enlist me in some sort of something he was brewing.
那个阴谋的具体内容是什么 What are the ingredients of that brew?
我没听他说完就把他赶走了 I dismissed him before hearing him out.
我过得挺好的 I'm doing peachy.
凭什么要帮他啊 So why would I help him?
没错 外来的神仙才显灵 That's right, a god has to be exotic.
她必须得像是 She has to be...
一个桃子 a peach.
而星期三呢 And Wednesday, well,
我想他就是柠檬 I suppose he's a lemon.
你是新生的旧神 You're an old god new again.
这就是我们能提供的 That's what we offer.
这就是我们所代表的意义所在 That's what we represent.
你是不是感觉自己受到了不公平的对待 You feel you've been treated unfairly?
我感觉我在媒体报道中被严重歪曲了 I feel misrepresented in the media.
那就拿个枕头压住这种感觉 Put a pillow over that feeling
努力压抑着直到结束 and bear down until it stops kicking.
[圣诞老人]
圣尼克接受了跟你一样的交易 St. Nick took the same deal you did.
你今天有这样的地位 唯一的原因就是 The only reason why you're relevant today
因为复活节是基督教徒的节日 is because Easter is a Christian holiday.
这就是宗教信仰的达尔文进化论 It's religious Darwinism.
不断适应 从而生存 Adapt and survive.
但我们要一起努力 你和我 这可绝不简单 What we have achieved together, you and I, is no small feat.
咱们现在处于一个不信神的世界 Now that we're living in an atheist world.
看看你 Look at you.
唧唧喳喳的 Squawk the squawk.
头上戴着花哨百褶的复活节花帽子 In your Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it,
现在没有屏幕的东西还有人信 you should be thrilled, overjoyed
你应该感到欣喜万分 激动不已才是 that anyone believes in anything that doesn't have a screen anymore.
如果... What happens
人类一致同意神灵并不存在怎么办 if they all decide that God doesn't exist?
如果他们决定神灵是存在的呢 What if they decide God does exist?
谁的神 Whose god?
他们并不会只选一个 They're not all going to choose just one.
没关系啊 Well, it doesn't matter.
一旦崇拜重新划分 总会有很多可待分配 Plenty of worship to go around once worship gets redistributed.
我们就是负责分配的 We are the distributors.
平台和交付机制 The platform and the delivery mechanism.
我们控制着传说 We control the story.
我们控制着流行 We control the flow.
我们就是流行 We are the flow.
你们提供的是存在性危机规避 What you offer is existential crisis aversion.
别看那儿 看这儿 Don't look over there, look over here.
别听那些 听这些 Don't listen to that, listen to this.
你们提供产品 提供创新的分配方式 You provide a product, an innovative distraction
然后你们坚持创新 不断供应 and you keep innovating it and you keep providing it.
而我们所做的事情其迷人之处在于 The beauty of what we do is
我们只需要启示就足够了 we only need inspire.
但你们没人气 You don't have the juice.
你家这个小男妓就别冒充信徒了 And don't act like your fucking rent boy here is your disciple.
我跟你们老实讲 Here's the thing:
你们老得掉渣 you're old as fuck.
这个世界绝不会再恢复到从前了 Things are never going back to the way that they were.
时代在改变 The times, they are a changing.
你无法阻止进步 You can't fight progress.
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那你们来这里做什么 Then why are you here?
又何必那么在乎我 Why do I matter?
我们是来找她的 We're here for her.
我们是为我的朋友而来 We're here for my friend.
而且你并不重要 And you don't matter.
没那么重要 再也不重要了 Not really. Not anymore.
你本来有机会的 但是... You could have, but...
当人类对事情心有迷惑时便创造出了神灵 People create gods when they wonder why things happen.
为什么事情会发生 因为这是神灵的旨意 Do you know why things happen? Because gods make them happen.
想知道怎么让美好的事情发生吗 You want to know how to make good things happen?
那就好好供奉自己的神 Be good to your god.
供奉一点点 得到一点点 You give a little, you get a little.
这种质朴的交易 The simplicity of that bargain
一直很有吸引力 has always been appealing.
这就是你们来这里的原因 That's why you're here
也正是我如此重要的原因 and that's precisely why I matter.
你只有在战争中才重要 You only matter in matters of war.
而战争并不会发生 And there's not going to be a war.
我们有枪 We have the guns.
我们有火力 We have the firepower.
你们手里拿着的是刀剑 You have the swords and knives
大锤和石斧 and hammers and stone axes.
战 我们赢 We fight, we win.
不战 我们也赢 We don't fight, we win.
不管怎样你们都会灭绝 You die out either way.
你们就是早已灭绝的候鸽 You are the passenger pigeons
还有袋狼 and thylacines.
没人在乎你们 Nobody cares about you.
要么展开一场大屠杀 It's either going to be a bloodbath,
要么我们等你们退出 不费一兵一卒得到一切 or we'll wait you out and get the whole thing without a fuss.
送你一句话 别应战 My message to you: don't fight.
我没必要去应战 I don't have to fight.
我心怀信仰 I have faith.
我会将这些死亡敬献给奥丝塔拉 I dedicate these deaths to Ostara.
什么死亡 Which deaths?
你有信仰吗 影子 Do you have faith, Shadow?
你是谁 What are you?
你认识我吗 Do you know me?
你知道我是谁吗 Do you know what I am?
你想知道我的名字吗 Do you want to know my name?
告诉我 Tell me.
以下都是我的名字 This is what I am called.
我被称为战神 葛林姆 I am called Glad-of-War, Grim,
奇袭者 还有第三大神 Raider, and Third.
我是独眼之神 也被称为最高主神 真理探询者 I am One-eyed. I am also called Highest, and True-Guesser.
我是葛林姆尼尔 身披斗篷的神 I am Grimnir, and the Hooded One.
我是全能的父 权杖之神 I am All-Father, Gondlir Wand-bearer.
我有无数个名字 正如风有无数个称呼 I have as many names as there are winds.
死亡有无数种方式 As many titles as there are ways to die.
我的神鸦叫胡因和穆因 My ravens are Huginn and Muninn.
即思想和记忆 Thought and Memory.
我的宠狼叫弗雷奇和基利 My wolves are Freki and Geri.
我的爱驹是绞架 My horse is the gallowed.
我就是奥丁 I am Odin!
奥丁 Odin...
奥丁 而你就是黎明女神奥丝塔拉 Odin, and you are Ostara of the Dawn.
让他们瞧瞧你的厉害 Show them who you are.
你做了什么 What have you done?
你想要开战是吧 战神 You wanted a war, Glad-of-War?
那就如你所愿 You have one.
愿你开心 Be glad.
这将是你的必死之战 It will be the war you die in.
告诉那些信众和非信众 Tell the believers and the non-believers:
告诉他们我们拿走了春天 tell them we've taken the spring.
如果他们祈祷 便还给他们 They can have it back when they pray for it.
你相信吗 Do you believe?
我相信 I believe.
你相信什么 影子 What do you believe, Shadow?
一切 Everything.
我想跟我丈夫说句话 I'd like to have a word with my husband.
欢迎来到威斯康星州
不好意思 Excuse me.
你知道洗手间在哪儿吗 Do you know where the bathroom is?
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