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乐高蝙蝠侠大电影：DC英雄集结
你先请 Oh, after you.
- 你担心吗 - 超人从来不担心 - You worried? - Superman does not worry.
莱克斯 Lex?
在这里 Right here.
你这个有病的疯子 You diseased maniac.
接下来交给我吧 I'll take it from here.
超人 你还好吗 You feel okay, Superman?
两天前
韦恩
莱克斯 我很讶异 你竟然放下总统选举活动 Lex, I'm surprised you took time away from your presidential campaign...
大老远跑来哥谭市参加这个活动 ...and came all the way to Gotham City for this.
亲爱的 身为入围者 我很高兴也很荣幸出席 Oh, dear lady, as a nominee it's my pleasure and privilege to be here.
尤其如果你赢了的话 Especially if you win.
女士们先生们 众所期持的时刻到了 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for.
今晚我们要表扬一位伟大的人 We're here tonight to honor a great man.
他用时间再次证明 他的首要之务就是帮助有需要的人 A man who has proved time and again his first priority is helping those in need.
今年的年度风云人物奖 得奖的是… This year's Man of the Year Award goes to...
布鲁斯·韦恩 ...Bruce Wayne.
你等明年吧 老兄 Next year, buddy.
我讨厌那个人 Despise that guy.
- 布鲁斯 说几句话吧 - 也没什么好说的啦 - Bruce, will you say a few words? - Well, there's not much to say.
我只是尽绵薄之力 因为每个人都有需要帮助的时候 I do what little I can, since every once in a while, everyone needs a helping hand.
但我不确定 我是否有资格领这项奖 Though I'm not sure I deserve an award for it.
你们都听到了 他没资格领奖 You heard him, he doesn't deserve it.
也是啦 因为我们在最后一刻 多了一位入围者 Which is just as well, since we've got a last-minute entry.
是谁一直陪着你们啊 Who has been there for you?
这个人的使命就是 改善周遭人们的生活 One man, who has made it his mission to improve the lives of people around him.
他改造了我们的建筑物 He has remodeled our buildings.
帮助我们的银行 免于不必要的拥挤杂乱 Helped keep our banks free of unnecessary clutter.
你们也总是表达谢意 You have always shown your appreciation.
你最棒了 小丑 You're the best, Joker.
为了你 我们什么都愿意做 We'll do anything for you.
何必现在停止呢 And why stop now?
起立鼓掌啊 这我倒没料到 A standing ovation? Did not expect that.
但是我接受 还有其他所有的物品 But I'll take it. And also everything else.
不好意思 先生 我要盗取您的贵重物品 Excuse me, sir. I'm going to purloin your valuables.
跟我猜个谜 在你钱包里发现的绿色物是什么 Riddle me this. What's green and found in your wallet?
- 钞票 - 不对 现在没有了 - Money? - Um, no. Not anymore!
抱歉 泼了你冷水 亲爱的 Sorry to rain on your parade, my dear.
威激不尽 Thanks so much.
哎唷 莱克斯·卢瑟 总统候选人 Well, well, Lex Luthor, presidential candidate...
也是超人最不喜欢的光头男 ...and Superman's least-favorite bald person.
不了 谢谢 我不想扫你的兴 No, thanks. I don't wanna get joy buzzed.
别担心 我不是要握手 Oh, don't worry, I didn't want to shake hands.
我是要你的手表 I want your watch.
很高兴遇见你 改天再来 Nice running into you. Let's do it again sometime.
我们会的 Oh, we will.
- 致词 致词 - 快致词吧 小丑 - Speech! Speech! - Come on, Joker!
快致词嘛 Tell us, come on!
多美好的夜晚 如此荣幸 我都说不出话了 What a night. Such an honor. I'm speechless.
骗谁啊 我几时说不出话了 Aw, who am I kidding? When am I ever speechless?
你瞧那张脸 他会说些什么呢 Look at that face. It's like, "What's he gonna say?
从他的嘴里会冒出什么呢 What's going to come out of that mouth of his?"
抱歉 扯烂了你的笑脸 小丑 Sorry to wipe that grin off your face, Joker.
你才不抱歉呢 你一点都不抱歉 You're not sorry. You're not sorry at all.
跟我猜个谜 蝙蝠侠 戴着面具不省人事的是什么人 Riddle me this, Batman. What wears a mask and is unconscious?
是你 You.
抓住他 Let's get him.
我来问硬币 Let's ask the coin.
- 出发吧 罗宾 - 我在等你啊 - Get going, Robin. - I was waiting for you.
我喜欢的派对 My kind of party.
美好的食物 美好的客人 美好的福袋 Good food, good people, good goody bags.
蝙蝠虾和死罗宾 Hey, Batlame and Slobbin.
你们干嘛挂在那里 看到我的杰作了吧 Why are you guys hanging around? Ha! You see what I did there?
我们是来讨回你偷走的贵重物品 小丑 We're here to get those valuables you stole, Joker.
- 还有布鲁斯·韦恩的奖座 - 这是我的奖 上面写得很清楚 - And Bruce Wayne's award. - This is my award. It very clearly says me.
我 小丑
小丑 Joker!
那是你贴上去的 You just... But you just stuck that on there.
罗宾 专心开飞机 Robin, focus on your flying.
抱歉 Sorry.
我失手了 I missed.
蝙蝠侠 你喜欢鲨鱼吗 我想它们会喜欢你哦 You like shark, Batman? Because I think they're going to like you.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on!
- 我追不上了 - 接下来交给我吧 - I can't keep up! - I'll take it from here.
哥谭市乐园
蝙蝠侠 你喜欢飞弹吗 我想它们会喜欢你哦 You like missiles, Batman? Because I think they're going to like you.
我瞧瞧 还有什么 这个好 Let's see. What do we have? Oh, good!
蝙蝠侠 你喜欢派吗 我想… 算了 You like pie, Batman? Because I think... Ah, forget it.
他哪里来那些坚不可摧的玩具啊 Where does he get these unbreakable toys?
哦 拜托 Oh, come on!
看吧 你现在才出来 你害怕打真的 Oh, see? Now you get out. You were afraid of a real fight.
是啊 你怕死了 Yeah. You're so scary.
小心我的西装 Watch the suit, boys!
- 蝙蝠侠 多谢帮忙 - 我也有出力耶 - Thanks for helping out, Batman. - Hey, you know, I also was a part of this.
- 两位需要帮忙吗 - 帮什么忙 停车吗 - Hey, guys. Need a hand? - With what? Parking?
抱歉 我也想去参加你的授奖仪式 Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award.
- 我是指布鲁斯·韦恩的奖 - 我也是 - I mean, uh, Bruce Wayne's award. - Me too.
但小孩子没有受邀 Kids weren't invited.
- 我看到你在剧院撞出一个大洞 - 我会修好的 - So I saw you put a big hole in the theater. - I'll get it repaired.
我已经修好了 还有 我把你的船放回水里了 I already did that. Also, I put your boat back in the water.
- 嘿 谢啦 - 是啊 谢了 - Hey, thanks. - Yeah, thanks.
你真该试着在打击犯罪的同时 You know, you should really try not to make such a mess...
不要弄得一团乱 ...while you're fighting crime.
我可以看到你在里面偷笑 我有X光透视 I can see you smirking in there. X-ray vision.
现在没有别人需要你帮忙吗 Aren't there people somewhere else that need your help right now?
事实上有的 我该走了 再见了 两位 Yeah, actually, there are. I should go. See you, guys.
- 再见 超人 他人真好 - 是啊 他很棒 - Bye, Superman. He's so nice. - Yeah, he's great.
- 你有点没礼貌 - 我在做系统检查 - You were kind of rude. - I was doing a systems check.
我们蝙蝠洞见 See you at the Batcave.
哥谭市剧院今晚一片混乱 Scenes of chaos tonight at the Gotham City Theater...
小丑打断了著名的年度风云人物颁奖仪式 ...where the Joker has interrupted the prestigious Man of the Year Awards.
小心我的西装 Watch the suit, boys!
这是哥谭市举办的 第五次年度风云人物奖 This was the fifth annual Man of the Year ceremony to be held in Gotham...
却已是第二度 被一群横冲直撞的恶徒 ...but only the second to be brought to a premature end...
- 提早结束仪式 - 电脑 -...by a gang of rampaging villains. - Computer.
我要赢得大选 I have an election to win.
看来小丑又要被关进阿卡姆疯人院了 Looks like another stay in Arkham Asylum for the Joker.
小丑 我们爱你 We love you, Joker!
我会得到压倒性胜利的 I'll win in a landslide.
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
先是蝙蝠侠 然后是超人 First, Batman. Second, Superman.
氪星石 Kryptonite.
蝙蝠侠平安寻回所有被偷的财物 Batman safely recovered all the stolen property...
包括布鲁斯·韦恩的年度风云人物奖 ...including Bruce Wayne's Man of the Year Award.
唯一留给小丑的 The only thing left for Joker?
是迅速返回阿卡姆疯人院 外加"年度傻瓜"的头街 A swift return to Arkham Asylum, along with the title Goon of the Year.
以上是克拉克肯特在哥谭市 为《星球日报》做的连线报导 This is Clark Kent on assignment in Gotham City for Daily Planet Online.
嘿 Hey!
我在看电视耶 I was watching that.
看太多电视对你不好 南瓜头 Too much television is bad for you, pumpkin.
他怎么把这种东西带进来的 How does he sneak all that stuff in?
真讨厌那个克拉克肯特 Clark Kent. Really despise that guy.
大老远跑来哥谭市羞辱我 Coming all the way to Gotham City to insult me.
我可是行善的当地人耶 Me. A hometown boy who made good.
你说得对 你不应该受到那种待遇 You're right. You don't deserve that.
没错 我不该… 等等 是谁在说话 That's right, I don't. Eh-- Uh, wait, who said that?
你想不想现在就离开阿卡姆 How would you like to be out of Arkham right now...
还有机会报复蝙蝠侠和这个不知感恩的城市 ...and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
这么好的事 我要是拒绝就是疯了 Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer.
除非你是我脑海里的声音 不过那样我也算是疯了 Unless you're just one of the voices in my head, in which case, I'm crazy anyway.
什么 What?
莱克斯 你好 Oh, hey, Lex.
你是来讨回你的手表 Have you come to get your watch back...
还是从大都会搭公车 迷路闯了进来 ...or did a bus from Metropolis get lost and break down?
第一 我不搭公车 First, I don't take the bus.
第二 没错 把手表还给我 And second, yes, give me my watch.
- 你拿的是什么 - 朋友 这是拆解者 - So, what you got there? - This, my friend, is the deconstructor.
它会发射独特的能量 It emits a unique energy...
被闪亮的黑色物体迅速吸收 ...one that is absorbed so quickly by any shiny black object...
造成它们自动分解 ...that it causes it to pull itself apart.
漂亮 那跟我有什么关系 Nifty. What's it got to do with me?
首先 我需要你帮忙置换它的能源 First, I need help replacing its power source.
它不是靠二号电池运作的 It doesn't run on double-A batteries.
氪星石 Kryptonite.
其次 我可能需要你很会制造的那种小丑笑气 And second, I might need some of that Joker gas you're so good at making.
是哦 Oh, yeah.
我猜 对于竞选总统的人来说 那个可能很好用哦 I guess that could come in handy for someone running for president.
你帮我 你就可以尽情使用拆解者 You help me, you can use the deconstructor to your heart's content.
知道谁有很多闪亮黑色坚不可摧的玩具吗 Know anybody who has lots of shiny black unbreakable toys?
我不知道你在说谁 I don't know who you're referring to.
- 就是蝙蝠侠啊 你是在… - 是在开玩笑 我是小丑嘛 - Come on. Batman. Oh, you were... - Joking. I'm the Joker.
有人越狱 Prisoner escape.
- 重复 有人越狱 - 我们该走了 - Repeat, prisoner escape. - We should be going.
可以让我试试看吗 Can I just have one try?
小丑 快点 Joker, come on!
真可惜 现在得有人来修这个了 It's a shame. Now someone's going to have to fix this.
但好消息是 我越狱了 But the good news is, I'm out of prison.
小丑 Joker.
嘿 怎么回事 Hey, what's going on?
- 这是猜谜 - 拜托 那是我的专长耶 - It's a riddle. - Oh, come on! That's my thing.
正义联盟瞭望台呼叫蝙蝠侠 Justice League Watchtower calling Batman.
我是蝙蝠侠 This is Batman.
只是确认你的位置 以防发生紧急状况 Just checking your location in case of emergency.
我在蝙蝠洞里 I'm in the Batcave.
- 听来有紧急状况了 - 没事的 我去处理 - Sounds like an emergency. - It's all right, I got it.
你换装真快 You got dressed fast.
我现在都开始穿着战服睡觉了 Well, I've just started sleeping in the costume now.
王牌
- 让我来吧 - 我想我应该自己来 - May I? - Well, I think I should do it.
你不是说要让我玩那个东西吗 I thought you were going to let me play with that thing?
这是什么 我需要吗 What's this? Do I need this?
不需要 Nah.
- 小丑 可以动作快一点吗 - 跟你逛街很无趣耶 莱克斯 - Joker, could we move things along? - You're no fun to shop with, Lexy.
嘿 Hey!
等等 Wait!
住手 Stop!
好 可以走了 Okay, we can go.
再想想 我有个点子 On second thought, I have an idea.
- 小丑 快点 - 我是大艺街家 - Joker. Come on. - I'm an artiste!
我喜欢用更大的画布挑战自己 I like to challenge myself with a bigger canvas.
- 局长 - 谢天谢地你来了 - Commissioner. - Oh, thank goodness you're here.
没问题 吉姆 No problem, Jim.
你要叫他戈登局长 Commissioner Gordon is what you need to call him.
- 什么状况 - 阿卡姆有人越狱 - What's the situation? - There's been a breakout at Arkham.
桥在越狱时自动下沉了 The bridge automatically submerges during a prison break.
不幸的是它太老旧 要花很长时间才能再升起来 Unfortunately, it's so old it takes a long time to raise again.
- 我会过去收拾善后 - 蝙蝠侠 等等我 - I'll get over there and start cleaning up. - Batman, wait for me.
- 你过不去的 - 是吗 看我的 - You won't make it. - Oh, yeah? Watch me.
罗宾 我想你应该听你的… 蝙蝠侠说的话 Robin, I think you should listen to your... Your, uh... Your Batman.
不用担心我 吉姆 嗯… 戈登局长 Don't worry about me, Jim. Uh, Commissioner Gordon.
天啊 我真应该听他的话 Oh, man, should've listened. Should've listened.
对 我是应该听他的话 Yep, should've listened.
阿卡姆
- 砸死你 蝙蝠侠 - 好耶 - Eat a brick, Batman. - Yeah!
砸他脸上 In your face!
- 我们该怎么办 - 你修好你的机车 - What do we do? - You put your bike back together...
- 这里我来搞定 - 但他们在制高点啊 - ...I'll take care of this. - But they've got the high ground.
我更好瞄准 I've got better aim.
- 真轻松 - 有点太轻松了 - That was easy. - A little too easy.
- 他们只是要让我们分心 - 分什么心 - They were only meant to distract us. - From what?
太屌了 猫女整个被吓跑了 Holy baloney, totally scared Catwoman.
- 你看到了吗 - 罗宾 - Did you see that? - Robin.
拜托 这次你总该称赞我了吧 Oh, come on, you gotta give me this one.
罗宾 你刚才说什么 是在说我坏话吧 Now, Robin, what were you saying? Something catty I believe?
- 好了 你们都回牢里去 - 我来问问硬币 - All right, everybody, back inside. - Let's ask the coin.
对 硬币说不要 Yeah, the coin says no. Ha, ha.
你知道你们终究都要回去的 You know that's where you're gonna end up.
这次不会 Not this time.
完美 你把我的车带来了 Perfect, you brought my bike.
可以让我开车吗 我好想开 让我开嘛 Oh, oh! Can I drive? I wanna drive. You gotta let me drive.
抱歉 小丑女 硬币说不行 Sorry, Harley Quinn, the coin says no.
你去追猫女 我去追吉普车的三个人 You take Catwoman, I'll get the three in the jeep.
- 那其他人呢 - 我们有的是时间 - What about the others? - We've got time.
班恩的钻地机速度不快 去吧 Bane's mole machine's not built for speed. Go.
坏消息 双面人 蝙蝠侠在追我们 Bad news, Two-Face, Batman's on our tail.
那我们就在雕像花园甩掉他 So we'll lose him in the sculpture garden.
- 好 - 双面人 拜托你好不好 - Okay. - Two-Face, for crying out loud.
左转还是右转 Left or right?
右转 Right.
左转 Left.
你在做什么 快转弯 What are you doing? Turn.
可是没有了硬币 我不知道要往哪边转 But without the coin, I don't know which way to go.
哦 帮帮忙… Oh, for Pete's--
- 谜语人 你早就应该… - 让你开车 我知道 - Riddler, baby, you should've-- - Let you drive, I know!
鼠来宝 你在这座迷宫里是找不到起司的 You're not going to find any cheese in this maze, Ratboy.
鼠来宝 罗宾怎么会变成鼠来宝 Ratboy? How do you get Ratboy from Robin'?
你刚说什么 是在说我坏话吧 You were saying? Something catty, I believe?
是那个活力旺盛的蠢蛋 What? It's the dynamic dunderhead.
我控制不了啦 I can't control it.
我们阻止了越狱 Well, we contained the breakout.
所有逃犯都抓回来了 除了小丑以外 All the prisoners are accounted for, except the Joker.
他肯定是第一个越狱的 He must have been the first one to break out.
- 然后偷运炸药进来 - 不 我不这么想 - Smuggled in some kind of explosive. - No, I don't think so.
到处都是爆破的痕迹 还有粉末焦痕 There'd be blast marks, powder burns, something.
- 仿佛积木自己飞了出去 - 是啊 不对 - It's as if the bricks just flew out. - Well, yeah, no.
我是说 你没让我把话说完 我本来要说… I mean, you didn't let me finish. I was gonna say...
他偷运了炸药进来 Was gonna say smuggled in some kind of explosive...
那通常是他越狱的手法 ...which would be the usual way he would break out...
但他没那样做 因为这里没看到炸药的迹象 ...which he didn't because there is no sign of an explosive.
嘿 你看这个 Hey, look at this.
看起来像是某种残余辐射 Looks like some kind of residual radiation.
蝙蝠电脑 远程连接 Batcomputer, remote tie-in.
蝙蝠电脑远程连接启动 Batcomputer remote tie-in active.
辨识残余辐射 Identify residual radiation.
辐射能量特征符合 Radiation consistent with energy signature...
美国国防部计划 JSG-817 ...of U. S. Defense Department project JSG-817...
目前由莱克斯集团开发中 ...currently under development at LexCorp.
我想我们知道是谁帮小丑越狱了 Well, I think we know who broke Joker out of prison.
莱克斯·卢瑟 Lex Luthor?
像莱克斯·卢瑟这样正派的总统候选人 What would an upstanding presidential candidate like Luthor...
要救小丑做什么 ...want with the Joker?
我想说莱克斯·卢瑟可能并没有那么正派 I've heard that Lex Luthor may not be so upstanding.
你恐怕得告诉大家 因为明天就是大选之日了 You might wanna tell somebody. Election day is tomorrow.
长官 有人闯入王牌化学工厂 Sir, there's been a break-in at Ace chemicals.
如果那是小丑的第一站 我也不会意外 Wouldn't be surprised if that was Joker's first stop.
等等 Wait!
放牛的姑娘 你今晚能出来吗 Buffalo Gal, won't you come out tonight
出来吧 出来吧 Come out tonight Come out tonight
放牛的姑娘 你今晚能出来吗 Buffalo Gal, won't you come out tonight
在这月光下舞蹈 And dance by the light of the moon.
- 小丑 好了没 - 这种事急不来的 - Joker. How's it coming? - You can't rush something like this.
莱克斯, 是个男孩 Lex, it's a boy.
跟在阿卡姆的一样 Just like Arkham.
那我就不用带着走啰 反正有了别的样本 So I can stop carrying this? I mean, now we have other samples.
那家伙到哪里都要弄得一团乱 That guy can't go anywhere without making a mess.
他闯进来不是为了这个 He didn't just break in here to do this.
走吧 Come on.
钜 氙 汞 钽 Promethium, xenon, mercury, tantalum and dialum.
那些不是他洒满地的化学物质吗 Those aren't the chemicals he spilled all over the floor?
不是 No.
- 所以我们要立刻离开 - 没错 - So, uh, we're gonna leave now, right? - Yes.
我不得不称赞小丑 这还蛮酷的 Gotta give it to the Joker, that is kind of cool.
等到那片火势引燃大楼里剩下的化学物质 那才叫酷 It'll be really cool when that fire ignites the rest of the chemicals in the building.
- 那是什么 - 是酸 可以软化天花板 - What's that? - Acid. It'll soften the plank.
快跑 Run.
嗨 两位 Hey, guys.
冷静点 Calm down.
又得救了 太棒了 是不是很棒啊 蝙蝠侠 Again, wow. That is great. Isn't that great, Batman?
摧毁了犯罪现场的所有证据 Destroyed all the evidence of the crime scene.
- 是谁炸的 - 说来话长 我们会处理 - So who blew this up? - Long story, we've got it covered.
好吧 有需要再… 墨西哥火山爆发了 Okay, well, just let me know, if... Ah! Volcano in Mexico.
需要我就呼叫我 Call me if you need me.
蝙蝠侠 也许这次他能帮我们 Batman, maybe he could be help with this.
他有很多和莱克斯·卢瑟交手的经验 I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.
- 我们不需要他 - 我们刚刚就需要他啦 - We don't need him. - It seems like just now we needed him.
我们从屋顶跳下来不会有事的 We would've been fine jumping off the roof.
- 我想我们会摔断腿 - 又不是没摔断过 - I think we would've broken our legs. - We've broken our legs before.
是啊 但我不喜欢摔断腿 我们就呼叫他嘛 Well, yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him...
罗宾 我们不能每次过到困难 就指望超人或任何人… Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us...
来救我们 ...whenever things get tough.
我们只能靠自己 蝙蝠电脑连接 The only people we can rely on is ourselves. Batcomputer tie-in.
蝙蝠电脑远程连接启动 Batcomputer remote tie-in active.
进入化学物质资料库 Access chemical database.
下列化学元素可以组合成什么样的物质 What substance can be produced through a combination of the following chemicals:
钜 氙 汞 钽 promethium, xenon, mercury, tantalum and dialum?
资料处理中 查无此物质 Accessing. No substance found.
这些化学元素可以组成 最接近的物质是什么 What substance can be approximated through the combination of the chemicals?
资料处理中 Accessing.
以上化学元素可以组成近似氪星石的物质 Listed chemicals can combine to form an approximation of kryptonite.
- 氪星石 我们最好呼叫超人 - 我们不会呼叫超人 - Kryptonite? We better call Superman. - We're not going to call Superman.
启动追踪系统 侦测附近的氪星石 Activate tracking systems. Detect nearby sources of kryptonite.
确认中 Affirmative.
- 找到了 - 也许我们该知会超人一声 - There it is. - Maybe we should let Superman know.
那样我们就会让他身陷危险 We do and we'll be putting him in danger.
我们就不能一起离开吗 Can't we ever leave together?
- 你耍我 - 别紧张嘛 - You tricked me! - Oh, don't worry.
做得好 Nice job.
莱克斯 等你当上总统时 我可以当副总统吗 So, Lex, when you're president, can I be vice-president?
我想有人找上门了 I think we've got company.
你没回答我的问题 You didn't answer my question.
自动驾驶启动 Auto-drive activated.
- 氪星石 - 蝙蝠侠 - Kryptonite. - Batman.
蝙蝠侠 Batman.
天啊 又被打了 Oh, my goodness. Beaten again.
我没有恶意哦 No hard feelings?
你的车呢 Uh, where's your car?
此物质与氪星石相似度达84％ Substance is 84-percent similar to kryptonite.
对氪星人无害 No harmful effects to natives of Krypton.
说不通啊 我让蝙蝠车追踪氪星石 That doesn't make sense. I had the Batmobile tracking kryptonite.
它不可能追到这个 It wouldn't have picked this up.
货车上肯定还有氪星石 There must have been kryptonite in the van.
制作伤害不了超人的氪星石 有什么意义 What is the point of making kryptonite that wouldn't harm Superman?
保险起见 我们把它跟其他氪星石放在一起 We'll put it away with the other kryptonite just to be safe.
我们为什么要收藏这么多 Why do we have so much of this stuff?
我收着是以防万一超人有一天变成坏人 I keep it in case Superman decides to be a bad guy one day.
- 你对每个人都做最坏的打算 - 没错 - You expect the worst of everybody. - Yeah.
怎么回事 我们失去信号了 What's happened? We've lost the signal.
别担心 它就在正前方 Don't worry, it's directly ahead.
在这片墙的后面 就是摧毁超人的关键 Beyond these walls, friend, lie the keys to the destruction of Superman.
- 还有蝙蝠侠 对吧 - 对 当然 随便啦 - And Batman too, right? - Sure, yeah. Fine. Whatever.
入侵警报 入侵警报 Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
- 有人闯进蝙蝠洞 - 假的氪星石 - Someone's broken into the Batcave? - The fake kryptonite.
它是追踪器 我们被设计了 It was a homing device. We were set up.
哈啰 有人在家吗 我们来罗 Hello? Anybody home? We're here.
我们还带了甜点呢 And we brought dessert.
拜托 我们是客人 你们连杯烂咖啡都不给喝啊 Come on, we're guests. You can't offer us a lousy cup of coffee?
嘿 那是蝙蝠船吗 Hey, is that the Batboat?
怪了 我发誓一分钟前还看到它的 Oh, gee, ha, ha! Could've sworn it was there a minute ago.
你看 是蝙蝠飞机 Hey, look, the Batwing.
我一定是眼花了 Ooh! Must be seeing things.
我们得离开这里 We've gotta get out of here.
- 可是 蝙蝠侠… - 快走 - But, Batman-- - Go.
嘿 蝙蝠侠 有什么想法吗 Hey, Batman, penny for your thoughts?
我们要上楼吗 我想看看其他地方 Oh, are we going upstairs? I'd love to see the rest of the place.
下楼吗 Going down?
我们没时间了 We don't have a lot of time.
跳 Jump!
- 别管他 我们得找到金库 - 说得对 是上甜点的时候了 - Let him go, we have to find the vault. - You're right. It's time to serve dessert.
他把氪星石藏在哪里 Where does he keep the kryptonite?
我只知道他有藏 但不知道藏在哪里 I just know he has it, not where he hides it.
电脑 氪星石在哪里 Computer, where is the kryptonite?
氪星石的位置 受到安全密码的保护 Kryptonite location is protected by security access codes.
电脑 你知道我是谁吗 Computer, do you know who I am?
莱克斯·卢瑟 总统候选人 Lex Luthor, presidential candidate...
莱克斯集团的老板暨创办人 ...owner and founder of LexCorp Industries.
很好 我现在要… Very good. Now, I'd like--
该企业掩护 A corporation that serves as a cover...
卢瑟的各种犯罪活动 ...for a variety of Luthor's criminal operations...
包括走私 抢劫 勒索 贿赂 ...involving smuggling, robbery, extortion, bribery.
- 好 够了 - 让我来吧 - All right, that's enough. - Here, let me do it.
安全密码确认 Security access verified.
我们还有多少时间 那些派才会爆掉 How much time do we have before those pies go off?
大概五分钟 Oh, like, five minutes.
也可能是五秒钟 快跑 Maybe that was five seconds. Run!
- 也许我们应该呼叫超人 - 你叫吧 - Maybe we should call for Superman. - Go ahead.
嘿 超人 Hey, Superman!
看吧 你不能指望任何人 See? You can't rely on anyone.
- 做得好 - 艺术向来是以大为美 - Nice job. - Art is always better if it's bigger.
嘿 那不是布鲁斯·韦恩的宅邸吗 Hey, isn't that Bruce Wayne's mansion?
布鲁斯·韦恩 真讨厌那个人 Bruce Wayne? Really despise that guy.
两位 抱歉 我花了点时间 Hey, guys. Sorry it took me a second.
蝙蝠侠 我想我修好了蝙蝠直升机 Hey, Batman, I think I fixed the Whirly-Bat.
我现在要去修蝙蝠船 I'm gonna go work on the Batboat now.
你为什么不告诉我和卢瑟有关 Why didn't you tell me Luthor was involved?
我在处理了 I was handling it.
是啊 看来一切都在你的掌控之中 Yeah, looks like you had it all under control.
这样吧 我会留下来帮你 Look, I'll hang around and give you a hand.
别忘了 我是无所不能的 Remember, I can do anything.
你知道那里面是什么吗 You know what was in there?
- 是什么 - 氪星石 - What? - Kryptonite.
他们要的就是那个 That's what they wanted the whole time.
它肯定是那个破坏装置的能源 It must be what powers that deconstructing device.
我用蝙蝠车的扫描器侦测到氪星石 I picked up kryptonite on the Batmobile's scanner.
所以现在他们可以让你的装置和我的超能力失效 So now they can neutralize your gadgets and my powers.
问题是 为什么 他们想干嘛 The question is why? What are they up to?
我不知道 但明天就是大选日 我们快没时间了 I don't know, but tomorrow is election day, so we're running out of time.
我们只好直接去问莱克斯·卢瑟 We'll just have to go ask Lex Luthor.
你要直接走进莱克斯集团总部 You're just going to walk right into LexCorp headquarters?
- 对 你担心吗 - 超人从来不担心 - Yep. You worried? - Superman does not worry.
我们可以搭这个过去 为您介绍全新会飞的蝙蝠船 We can take this to get there. Introducing the new flying Batboat.
- 你需要帮忙吗 - 不用 我没事 - You need a hand? - No, I'm good.
小丑副总统 不太好听 是吧 莱克斯 Vice-President Joker. Doesn't quite sound right, does it, Lex?
是不太好听 Not really, no.
好 太阳很快就出来 选民都要去投票了 All right, the sun will be up soon and the voters will be heading out to vote.
把灯关掉吧 Let's shut it down.
好啦 没必要把所有的灯都关掉 Okay, did not need to turn off all the lights.
我不喜欢这种旅行方式 Not the way I like to travel.
开心点嘛 扑克脸 Come on, cheer up, sour puss.
一点都不酷 Not cool.
你先请 Oh, after you.
- 我们要找莱克斯·卢瑟 - 哪位找他 - We're here to see Lex Luthor. - And you are?
- 真的要问吗 - 真的要问 - Seriously? - Seriously.
我是超人 他是蝙蝠侠 I'm Superman, he's Batman.
- 这些是姓氏吗 - 连接待员都这么邪恶 - Are those last names? - Even his receptionist is evil.
- 都只有一个姓名 - 像麦当娜一样 - Just one name each. - Like Madonna.
哦 我看到了 卢瑟先生在等你们 一号电梯 Oh, I see you're down here. Mr. Luthor is expecting you. First elevator.
背景音乐为《超人》主题曲
那是什么歌 好耳熟 What's that song? Sounds familiar.
我不听音乐的 I don't listen to music.
你们两个都不知道比赛的比数 Either you guys know the score of the game?
我对运动没兴趣 I don't follow sports.
七比三 圣路易领先 Seven-three, St. Louis. Ha.
早知道就不问了 战服不错哦 Shouldn't have asked. Nice costumes.
莱克斯 Lex?
在这里 Right here.
接下来交给我吧 I'll take it from here.
你还好吗 超人 You feel okay, Superman?
希望你投了票才过来的 因为你可能走不掉了 I hope you voted before you got here, because you might not be leaving.
你这个有病的疯子 You diseased maniac!
没有人会选你当总统的 No one is going to elect you president.
哦 他们会的 Oh, yes, they will.
等到我们飞遍全国 洒下我朋友小丑的笑气 Once we've flown over the country dispensing my friend Joker's gas...
我就会得到压倒性的胜利 ...I'll win in a landslide.
我本来想当副总统 但我改变主意了 I was going to be vice-president, but I changed my mind.
我做不来 It wasn't working for me.
既然我被夺走了哥谭市的年度风云人物奖 Since I was deprived of the Man of the Year Award in Gotham City...
我们就从他们的市政厅开始吧 ...we're starting at their city hall.
抱歉 你去不了那里 Sorry you won't be there.
等我当上总统后 我会帮你盖座雕像 When I'm president, I'll build a statue of you.
你不会帮他盖雕像的 You're not going to build him a statue.
对 我不会 但到时候 你也没命指使我了 No, I'm not. But you won't be there to call me on it.
等一下 Wait a second.
你要怎么处置那个活力旺盛的傻蛋 What are you going to do to the dynamic dumb-dumb?
小丑 我得赢得大选啊 Joker, I have an election to win.
但他死了 我要跟谁玩啊 But who will I play with if he's dead?
还有罗宾啊 如果我们消灭了蝙蝠侠 Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman...
罗宾可能会穿上他的衣服 号称他是蝙蝠侠 ...Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman.
那就不一样了 Won't be the same.
这我倒没料到 Wow. Did not expect that.
我们去参加大选吧 Let's go get out the vote.
好吧 All right.
搞什么 What the--?
小丑 你知道那有多贵吗 Joker, do you know how expensive that was?
我不知道它要多少钱 Have no idea what it cost, no.
好计划 Nice plan.
现在我们知道他们要干嘛了 Now we know what they're up to.
我们得赶去哥谭市 We have to get to Gotham City.
我应该警告你 我要是飞近那个氪星石… I should warn you, if I fly close to that kryptonite...
船到桥头自然直 We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
我不是干掉他了吗 I thought I took care of him.
要是我每次说这句话都有钱拿就好啰 If I had a dollar for every time I said that.
继续飞 我去解决他 Keep flying. I'll deal with this.
莱克斯 我们要坠毁了 Uh, Lex, we're losing altitude!
你没事吧 You all right?
没事 但是那么靠近氪星石 让我变弱了 Yeah, but being that close to the kryptonite weakened me.
我们争取到了几分钟时间 我们得赶去市中心 We've bought ourselves a few minutes. We've got to get to the center of town.
我想我还不能飞 I don't think I can fly yet.
我们可以用别的方法过去 I guess we can get there some other way.
现金还是代币 Two dollars or a token.
我有代币 I have tokens.
各位市民 谢谢你们 参加我今天的造势活动 Fellow citizens, thank you for joining me today.
我不想耽搁大家投票时间太久 I don't wanna keep you from voting for too long.
我只有几句话要说 I just wanna say a few words.
你们对总统候选人有什么看法 What do you think of your presidential candidate?
我们爱他 We love him!
- 你们会听他的话吗 - 我们会听他的话 - And you'll do anything he says? - We'll do anything he says.
- 我们会听他的话 - 我们要他做总统 - We will do anything he says. - We want him as president.
我们投票给他吧 Let's go vote for him!
听到这句话真好 That's good to hear.
我今天还要去好几个选举场合 Now, I have a lot of other campaign stops to make today...
所以 现在就跟我一起说 投票给… ...so just say it with me now, vote for...
- 小丑 - 选小丑做总统 - Joker! - Joker for president!
我们爱小丑 We love Joker!
我忘了说笑气只对我有用吗 Oh, did I forget to mention the gas just works for me?
抱歉 是我疏忽了 Sorry, oversight.
你这个黑吃黑的恶贼 你耍我 You dirty double-crosser. You tricked me.
我说了 副总统我做不来 I said, vice-president didn't work for me.
"小丑总统"听起来才对嘛 President Joker, now that sounds right.
"副"的我看就免了吧 The vice part goes without saying.
上来吧 我会让你做副总统 Now, get in, and I'll let you be vice-president.
我真是白痴 Oh, I'm such an idiot.
- 他们要起飞了 - 我恢复部份能力了 - They're going to take off. - I've got some of my strength back.
- 氪星石 - 蝙蝠侠 我会让他们减速 - The kryptonite. - I'll slow them down, Batman.
就交给你去阻止他们了 It'll be up to you to stop them.
莱克斯 这一次 我要把蝙蝠侠粉身碎骨 This time, Lex, I'm going to pull Batman apart.
拆成碎片 Literally.
罗宾 干得好 Robin, great job.
- 干嘛 - 我想我快哭了 - What? - I think I'm going to cry.
快走吧 Get going.
前面左转 Take a left up here.
右转 Take a hard right.
现在 左转 Now left.
- 我们甩不掉他们 - 我没打算甩掉他们 再左转 - We're not losing them. - I'm not trying to. Left again.
- 你到哪里去了 - 去找帮手 - Where have you been? - Getting some help.
- 蝙蝠侠 有遗言吗 - 有 - Well, Batman, any last words? - Yeah.
快看 你上电视了 Look, you're on TV.
现场直播
哇 好美哦 Oh, it's beautiful.
从外太空也看得到 白痴 It's also visible from space, you idiot.
呼叫正义联盟所有成员 Calling all Justice Leaguers.
你想怎么做 What do you want to do?
我真的很讨厌布鲁斯·韦恩 Well, I do despise Bruce Wayne.
韦恩
- 谢谢 - 还不要放手 - Thanks. - Don't let go yet.
我没打算放手 I wasn't going to.
巨型机器人为什么要爬上韦恩大楼 Why is a giant robot climbing up Wayne Tower?
巨型机器人 我们去抓他 Giant robot? Let's get it.
跟我来 我对这个地方很熟 Follow me. I, uh, know my way around this place.
来抓我啊 Come and get me.
让我来跟你握个手吧 Let me shake you by the hand.
跳 Jump.
你好强哦 Ooh, you're so strong.
来吧 Come on.
去吧 Go.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们得阻止他们 We have to stop them.
- 你是我妈妈吗 - 是啊 - Are you my mother? - Yes.
过来抱一个 Give us a hug.
好痒哦 That tickles.
这里需要一点帮忙 Gonna need a little help here.
破坏能源 在他的胸口 Get the power source. It's in his chest.
神奇女侠 需要你的飞机 Wonder Woman, need your plane.
真有趣 Well, that was fun.
我有一个好消息 There is a little good news.
至少你不会当上总统 At least you're not going to be president.
干得好 蝙蝠侠 Great work, Batman.
我不得不承认 没有众朋友的一点帮助 我是办不到的 I have to admit, I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends.
一点 Uh, a little?
布鲁斯·韦恩在得到年度风云人物奖时说过 Well, Bruce Wayne said when he was given the Man of the Year Award...
每个人都有需要帮忙的时候 ...that everybody needs help now and again.
他是聪明人 Well, he is a wise man.
- 你把那些氪星石怎么了 - 我放在安全的地方 - What did you do with all the kryptonite? - I put it in a safe place.
哪天超人决定变成坏蛋 我们可能会需要它 We might need it one day if Superman decides to go bad.
看吧 不是只有我这么想 See? I'm not the only one.
我听得到耶 You know, I can hear you.
蝙蝠侠 你需要我们帮忙重建蝙蝠洞吗 So, Bats, you need a little help rebuilding the Batcave?
- 不用 我和罗宾… - 对 我们需要一点帮忙 - No, Robin and I-- - Yes, we'd like some help.
跟我一起说 Say it with me.
好 我们可能需要一点帮忙 Okay, we probably could use some.
你是在问我吗 Are--? Are you asking me?
你是在问我帮你重建蝙蝠洞吗 Are you asking me to help you rebuild the Batcave?
不是 我是在问绿灯侠 Well, no, I was asking Green Lantern.
我想这不是你的颜色吧 I don't think this is your color.
木星号 Jovial.
我找到它了 I have located it.