你好，篱笆 Hello, fence.
你好，树叶 Hello, leaves.
你好，天空 Hello, sky.
给我滚出去 Get off my lawn!
闯入者 Trespasser.
要我活活把你打死吗？ Do you want to be eaten alive?
不要 那就给我滚啊 No. Then get out of here!
我的车 My trike.
离我家远一点 Stay away from my house!
DJ 要迟到了 DJ! We're gonna be late.
好，妈我来了 Yeah, Mom, I'm coming. I'm coming.
又有一辆三轮车 October 30th: Another tricycle.
我来了 I'm coming.
妈 Mom.
妈，他又抓狂了 他又拆了一辆三轮车 Mom, he did it again. He took another tricycle.
好了 ，儿子 你不要多管闲事 Okay, honey, we've talked about this.
你不可以整天都待在你的房间里头 You cannot stay up in your room all day...
用望远镜盯着那个老头子看 ...staring at an old man through a telescope.
可是那栋房子真的很诡异 But, Mom, there's something wrong with that house.
是真的 I'm serious.
你是怎么回事？ What was that?
是真的 I'm serious.
你儿子声音怪怪的 His voice sounds funny.
有人要进入青春期了 Someone is hitting puberty.
“我的身体是怎么了？” 对不对啊？ "What's happening to my body?" Right, buddy?
我看啊，你还是跟我们去好了 Maybe you should come with us.
这小子太忙了 他要进行监视任务 Oh, the boy's too busy. He's got his spying to do.
我才没有 I'm not spying.
我 Well...
“我” 没关系，儿子 "Well..." That's okay, buddy.
我在你这个年纪也做过同样的事 When I was your age, I did exactly the same thing.
我用的是双眼望远镜 看的是可爱的双胞胎姐妹 Of course, it was with binoculars and involved the lovely Jensen twins.
不过她们都比不上你那美丽的妈咪 Neither of which was as lovely as your beautiful mother.
请你做个好人 帮我把假门牙拿出来 Will you be an angel and help me bring out the incisor?
帮我拿一下，儿子 假门牙 The incisor. Hold this.
你就不能忘了那个 Yeah, you don't wanna forget that.
杨莉花姐姐等一下就会过来了 Elizabeth will be here in a few hours.
要是有什么事 打电话报警，躲进衣柜里 If anything happens, call the police and hide.
他知道啦 He knows that.
明天晚上见了 See you tomorrow night.
你搞什么？ 我没事 What have you done? Just let me drive this thing, will you?
让我来好好开车，可以吗？
DJ呢？ 我没事 Where is DJ? Where's DJ? I'm fine.
你是不是希望 儿子就躺在车子底下？ You would be so happy if he was under the car, wouldn't you?
抱歉，戴上面具视线不太好 Sorry. It's hard to see with the mask on.
那就把面具拿下来，巧达 Then why don't you keep it off, Chowder?
你为什么关上车窗？ Why did you put up your window?
巧达 我关上车窗，冷气才会冷 Chowder. It's aerodynamic.
嗨，DJ 我们要赶时间 Hi, DJ. We've got to make time.
孩子 The children. The children.
什么孩子？ 拜拜，宝贝 What children? Bye-bye, baby.
快跟他说你爱他，拜托 他知道啦 Tell him you love him, dear. He knows that.
快跟儿子说你爱他 我不想跟他说我爱他 Tell your son you love him. I don't wanna tell him.
他知道我爱他 他是你儿子 He knows I love him. He's your son.
你不说他不会知道的，把车窗摇下来 我们要迟到了 You have to say it. Roll it down. We're gonna be late.
我们都爱你 We both love you.
你爸也爱你哦 没错 That includes your dad. That's right.
你吻他吻够了 给他一个飞吻 He's had enough kisses. Blow him a kiss.
给他一个飞吻嘛 再见，孩子 Blow him a kiss. Goodbye.
开心点，万圣节快到了 Cheer up. It's almost Halloween.
一天又3小时后 就有糖吃啰 In one day and three hours, it's candy time.
好吗？ Okay?
你看，我有个新篮球 酷 Check it out, I got a new ball. Cool.
提到万圣节 你决定没有？ Oh, speaking of which, have you decided?
恶灵战警 还是地狱怪客？ Skullzor or Crypt Keeper?
巧达 Chowder.
我今年不想一家一家要糖果了 I don't think I'm going trick-or-treating this year.
什么？ What?
拜托，这样会中断六年来的传统 Come on, you're gonna break a six-year streak.
超幼稚又无聊的六年传统 Yeah, six years of being jumped and egged.
也许我只是长大了吧 Maybe I'm getting too grown-up.
终场前的三秒钟 Three seconds on the clock.
我在打篮球 I'm playing basketball.
今年你一定会输得很难看 It's time for an in-your-face disgrace.
你没事吧？ 我的鼻子凹进脑袋里了 Are you okay? My nose is in my brains.
我看看 天哪 Let me see. Oh, my God.
怎么样？ 你是驴蛋 What? You're a dork.
我的球呢？ Where's my ball?
惨了 Oh, no.
不要难过 等等DJ Sorry, man. Wait, wait. DJ.
你长大了 ，你去帮我捡 You're a grownup now, you go get it.
巧达 你的球滚进了史老猴家的草坪 Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn.
那就等于永远消失了 It doesn't exist anymore.
那颗球花了我28美元耶 I paid $28 for that ball.
我除了10次草 跟我妈要了26次1美元 I raked 10 yards and asked my mom for a dollar 26 times.
我这辈子没那么努力过 I never worked that hard in my life...
史老猴还没出来发飙 Nebbercracker hasn't come out yet.
所以？ 也许他在睡觉 So? So maybe he's sleeping.
好吧，我去捡 All right, I'll do it.
你真是够朋友，快去快回 I'll never forget this. Hurry, though.
走 Go.
你 You.
不要 DJ ，快跑 No. DJ, run!
快去捡球 Get the ball and run!
就差那么一点点了 You're so close.
你做了什么？ What have you done?
快把球抱过来 真是抱歉 Just nudge it over here. I'm so sorry.
我真的很抱歉 我不是故意的，我 Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry. I didn't mean...
你死定了 You are dead.
DJ ，快跑 快跑 DJ, come on, come on!
巧达 DJ ，快跑 Chowder. Come on, DJ.
巧达，救命 Help. Chowder.
救命啊，救命 Help. Help.
你以为你可以破坏我的草坪？ 不，对不起 You think you can terrorize my lawn? No, I'm sorry.
你活得不耐烦了 不，我想活命 You wanna be a dead person? No. I love life.
这里不是你们这些臭小鬼的游乐场 This place is not a playground for children.
我现在知道了 这里是我的家 Got it from now on. This is my house!
为什么不尊重我？ Why can't you respect that?
你为什么要跑来这里搞破？ Why can't you just stay away from?
推啊 Push.
警鸣没响不是好现象 No siren. Never a good sign.
我是个凶手 I'm a murderer.
你不是啦 真的？ No, you're not. I'm not?
那是个意外 叫过失杀人 When it's an accident, they call it manslaughter.
我好像快吐了 I think I'm gonna throw up.
烦耶，保母来了 Great. Babysitter's here.
拜了 ，DJ See you, DJ.
完美 Perfect.
停
DJ DJ.
DJ ，我刚看到救护车 我是不是错过什么精彩好戏了？ Hey, DJ, I just saw an ambulance. Did I miss anything interesting?
DJ Hello?
杨莉花 Elizabeth...
我可以跟你讲一件事情吗？ ...can I talk to you about something?
可以，当然可以了 小甜心 Oh, yeah, of course you can, cantaloupe.
我们今天要共度美好的时光 We are gonna have the bestest time.
我安排了好多好酷的活动哦 他们出门了 Got tons of neat activities planned. They already left.
真的？走人了？ 对，所以我有话想跟你说 They did? They're gone? Yes, and I need to talk to you.
好，那就老规矩 9点前回家， 11点进房间 So the usual deal: Indoors by 9, in your room by 11.
关灯、睡大觉 杨莉花，等等 Lights out, your call. Elizabeth.
叫我莉莉 “莉莉” ？ And it's Zee. "Zee"?
给我听好，小甜心 我要掌控电视、音响还有电话 Now, listen up. I control the TV, the stereo and the phone.
我不玩什么游戏 也不说床边故事 I don't do board games, Shrinky Dinks or tuck-ins.
我不是你妈也不是你的朋友 I'm not your mother. I'm not your friend.
不要把我当三岁小孩，好不好？ 我现在已经长大成人了耶 Don't talk to me like I'm a baby, okay? I am practically a grownup.
我根本不需要保母 杨莉花 I don't even need you here, Elizabeth.
天啊，DJ ，你怎么这样呢？ 不是我丢的 Gosh, DJ, why'd you break that? But I didn't.
对，不过请问你 他们会相信谁呢？ Yeah, let me ask you something. Who are they gonna believe?
进房去吧 好啦 Go to your room. Fine.
(骷哥+骨头 英勇大兵)
(11点14分)
喂 Hello?
好，很好笑 看我怎么整你 Yeah, very funny. See how you like it.
万圣节快乐，智障儿 Happy Halloween, doofus.
不错哦，骨头 Nice one, Bones.
看他的表情，超好笑 Look at his face. That's funny.
你不可以找朋友来我家的 他是谁？ You're not supposed to have friends over. Who's this?
他叫骨头 怎么样？ This is Bones. What's up?
他是玩Band的(搞乐团的) 没错 He's in a band. That's right.
你给我听好，小甜心 我们打开天窗说亮话 And, anyway, cantaloupe, let's not open up the rulebook, okay?
你上床的时间早就已经超过了 Since you're up way past your bedtime.
不有特殊状况，你听 No, no, no, this is different. Listen.
打电话给邻居，你还真棒 You called the neighbors. Good for you.
这是自动回拨的 他先打来的 I used star-69. He called me.
谁先打来？ 史老猴 Who called you? Nebbercracker.
而且，他今天挂了 P.S., he died today.
骗人 没有 You lie. Do not.
他死了我却接到他家打来的电话 He died, and now I'm getting phone calls from his house.
来自地狱，死人打来的电话 A phone call from beyond the grave.
不要这样，是真的 Guys, come on. I'm serious.
是真的耶 知道他说的是真的吗？ Oh, he's serious. Did you know he was serious?
把它还我 是喔？你介意吗？ Come on, man, give her back. Oh, "her"? You mind?
拜托，超恶心的 Oh, come on. Gross.
好了啦，骨头 等等，老弟 Come on, Bones. Wait, hold on, dude. I th...
她好像喘不过气来 有东西卡住她喉咙耶 She's having trouble breathing. Might have something in her throat.
放心，我会救她 All right, I'll look into it.
不，杨莉花 好了 ，骨头，别闹了 No. Elizabeth. No. Okay, Bones, knock it off.
你现在快点给我下楼去 Downstairs, now.
抱歉，小子 我不能陪你玩了 Sorry, kid, can't play anymore.
你好爆笑哦 You are so funny.
对啊，我天生就是这么爆笑 没办法 I know. It's like I don't even try and it just happens.
不要吓自己了 God, stop doing this.
来啊，你想怎么样？ Oh, yeah? What you gonna do?
命案组 巧达，你爸妈在哪？ Homicide. Chowder, where are your parents?
我爸爸在药房里 My dad's at the pharmacy...
我妈和她的健身教练去看电视了 ...and my mom's at the movies with her personal trainer.
好，去危险特区找我 好 Meet me at the Danger Zone now. Fine.
骨头，我跟你说不要再闹了 Bones, I said, knock it off. Come on, man.
不，我吓坏了 No, I'm creeped out.
我今天看到救护车来过 You know, I saw an ambulance here today.
所以呢？ So?
所以 也许史老猴真的挂掉了 So maybe Nebbercracker really did die.
那算我们命大 那个家伙超邪恶的 We should be so lucky. The guy is evil.
不，他只是个怪老头而已 No, he's just a crotchety old dude.
是吗，莉莉？ Oh, really, Zee?
我十岁那一年 我有个风筝，超酷的 When I was 10 years old, I had a kite. Awesome kite.
它可以飞得好高，看都看不到耶 I could fly it so high you couldn't see it.
有一天它掉下来了 One day, it crashed down.
我跟着线找 发现它 I followed the string and it ended right over there...
就掉在那里 掉在对街他家的草坪上面 ...across the street, right at the edge of his lawn.
他没收风筝了？ Did he take your kite?
对啊，什么掉在那里 他通通没收 Yeah, he takes whatever lands on his lawn.
那不是重点 But that's not the point.
重点在于 我看到他跟房子说话 The point is, is that I saw him talking to his house...
还亲了它 ...and kissing it.
还有 Besides...
大家都知道他老婆死得很惨 ...everybody knows what he did to his wife.
什么？他对他老婆做了什么？ Why? What? What did he do to her?
吃掉她 骨头，走开啦，住手 He ate her. Bones. Get off. Stop it!
骨头，够了 过来啦，莉莉 Bones, enough. Come on, Zee.
骨头，我受不了你了啦 Bones, I'm so sick of you.
我只是 你不懂得尊重女生 I was just... You have no respect for women.
什么？什么意思？ What? What does that mean?
出去 Get out.
好 Fine.
假正经 Prude.
你看什么看啊？ What are you looking at?
死老头子 Nebbercracker.
你真的挂掉了吗？ You really are dead, aren't you?
我在踩你的草坪，史老猴 I'm on your lawn, Nebbercracker.
你能拿我怎么样啊，史老猴？ What are you gonna do about it, Nebbercracker?
装神弄鬼的臭老头子 Nebber-snapper-flipper-dipper...
我的酷风筝 My awesome kite.
(我们抽干了湖水)
(麦维塔楼建筑工地)
巧达 Chowder.
巧达 Chowder.
巧达？ Chowder?
巧达 Chowder.
热导弹 Heat seeker.
巧达，你干嘛啦？ Chowder, what are you doing?
闭嘴啦 Shut up.
干嘛？ What?
史老猴死而复活了 Nebbercracker's back from the dead.
你骗人 真的 No way. Yeah.
他们没带走钥匙 敢不敢玩？ They leave the keys in here. You dare me?
巧达，你没有在听我说话 Chowder, you're not listening to me.
史老猴回来找我 害死他的人是我 Nebbercracker's haunting me, all right? His blood is on my hands.
他回来找我报仇了 And now he's coming back for revenge.
你真的头壳坏了 ，你知不知道？ You're really crazy right now. Have you noticed that?
你会有点抓狂 是因为你今天杀了一个人 I think you're just freaking out because you killed a guy today.
没什么啦 Life goes on.
你无所谓啦 For you.
兄弟，放松一点 跟着我装酷 Try and relax. Be cool, like me.
巧达，你搞什么鬼？ Chowder, what are you doing?
快停下来 Make it stop.
别耍白痴了啦 Quit screwing around.
你要帮我 I need your help.
好 Fine.
要我帮你？ You want my help?
对 让我送你三个字 Yeah. I got three words for you:
“要糖吃” "Trick or treat."
好啦，随便啦 我们走 Okay. Whatever. Let's go.
等等 Hold on.
巧达，快点 Chowder, come on.
闹鬼超无聊 The haunting is subtle...
真的无聊到爆 ...yet really, really boring.
我可以回家没？ 巧达，他会听见的 Can I go home now? Chowder, he'll hear you.
DJ DJ...
这就是没有人要跟我们做朋友的原因 ...this is why nobody will sit next to us at lunch.
我要去按他家的电铃了 ，等着瞧 没有鬼 I'll go Ding Dong Ditch the house and you'll see. No ghost.
巧达，不要闹了啦 Chowder, stop, please.
巧达，我说的是真的 Chowder, I'm serious.
巧达，回来 拜托快回来，巧达 Chowder, come back. Come back here, please, Chowder.
回来 Come on.
巧达 快回来 Chowder. Come back.
你看，酒瓶 巧达，放回去 Oh, no. A bottle. Chowder, put that down.
求你快回来 酒瓶 Come back, please. Bottle.
嘿，DJ ，我是谁？ Hey, DJ, who am I?
给我滚出去 Get off my lawn.
不要闹了 Don't. Come on.
巧达，快点 快回来，快跑 Run. Chowder, get out of there.
快跑，逃命啊 妈啊 Chowder, come here. Mommy.
快跑，快跑到我这边来 This way. This way.
救命啊 Help.
巧达，快点 这边 Come on, Chowder! Chowder, this way!
不要回头 Don't look back.
我回头了 I looked back.
骨头？ Bones?
来了 Coming.
你别想求我让你回来 Don't even think about crawling back here...
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
干什么？ What?
早安，小姐 Good morning, ma'am.
这就是你今天晚上会遇见的出糗状况 You witnessed a simulation of what you'll face this evening.
研究显示在万圣节当天的晚上 Studies show that households that run out of candy...
有五成的家庭都没有事先准备糖果 ...are 55 percent more likely to be TP'd.
为了帮你挽救悲剧 To help avert this tragedy...
我要为学校义卖万圣节糖果 威斯布学院 ...l'm here selling Halloween candy for my school, Westbrook Prep.
好学校，他们开除了我 Good school. I got kicked out of there.
现在你想要怎么样？ Now, what do you want?
我只是想早点做好准备 趁早创造成功的未来 Just trying to get a head start on life and secure a successful future.
你想要成功的未来 You want a successful future?
当满身刺青的男人来跟你买汉堡的时候 When a guy with tattoos comes up to the drive-through...
卖汉堡给他，千万别给他电话 ...give him his burger, not your phone number.
感谢你的忠告 我一定会铭记在心的 Thank you for the advice. I'll be sure to make a note of it.
我们来谈生意 奶油、臭鸡蛋、卫生纸 But back to business. Eggs, shaving cream, toilet paper.
没有糖果，你家就会受到 臭小鬼的大破坏 Without candy, I'm afraid your house is a bull's-eye with shingles.
很可惜，这不是我家 Nice try. It's not my house.
保母啊？ Babysitter?
好吧，废话少说 Okay, let's cut the crap.
家长应该有留下40美元 当做紧急状况救命钱吧？ Maybe the parents you work for left you $40 in emergency money.
他们只留下了30美元 Maybe they left me 30.
那你就给我20美元 我开30美元的收据给你让你A10美元 Maybe you give me 20, I write a receipt for 30 and you pocket 10.
好啊 Maybe.
不过你要送我两大袋的花生奶油糖 And I want two extra bags of peanut clusters.
一袋 我可以再送你一袋棒棒糖 One bag and I'll toss in a licorice whip.
了不起 You're good.
八点钟 没有任何风吹草动 Eight a.m. No detectable movement.
没有风吹草动 No detectable movement.
嗨，DJ 我拿巧克力来给你 Hey, DJ, I brought you some chocolate.
有动静吗？ Cover blown?
没有风吹草动 No detectable movement.
你们两个怪胎到底在干什么？ What are you two weirdoes up to?
没有啊 Oh, nothing.
只是在监视刚才差点 吃掉我们的那栋怪怪屋 Just something in the house across the street just tried to eat us.
对啊，我们两个熬夜监视它 一整晚都没有离开房间 Yeah. We've been watching all night. We haven't even left this room once.
连厕所都没去上过 不要喝它 Not even to go to the bathroom. Don't drink that.
好恶哦 Oh, gross.
不管你们两个怪胎到底有什么毛病 Whatever disease you guys have...
我会去找医生帮你们两个拿药的 ...l'm sure it's got letters and that they make pills for it.
莉莉，是真的 对面那个房子真的有问题 Zee, it's true. There's something evil going on across the street.
你好棒哦，我真为你高兴 That's excellent. I'm really happy for you.
对了 你们两个有没有看到骨头？ Anyway, have you two astronomers seen Bones?
他昨天晚上说走就走 He left last night unexpectedly...
然后就没再回来过 ...and he never came back.
没再回来过？ Never came back?
酒瓶 说的对 Bottle. Of course.
这样子好了 我没时间陪你们玩 Oh, okay, you know what? I don't have time for this.
听着，莉莉 我不知道该怎么说 Listen, Zee, I don't know how to tell you this...
你男朋友可能被怪怪屋吃掉了 Your boyfriend has most likely been eaten alive.
莎莉小浪女 Sherry Klausen.
我要走了 I gotta go.
吃早餐去 Breakfast.
万圣节快乐，败类 Happy Halloween, losers.
哇塞 Hello.
什么？ What?
怎么了？ What is it?
没事 Oh, nothing.
让我看看 Let me see.
(小心)
惨了 Oh, no. Oh, no.
等等，快点回来 等等，那里很危险耶 No. No. Hey. Hey, wait. Hey.
DJ ，快接电话 DJ, that's your phone.
不要过去，等一等 小女孩，快点回来 No, stop. Girl. Hey.
那里好危险不要过去 不要再过去了 ，快回头 Don't go in there. Hold it.
(请勿靠近)
不要再过去了 Don't go any further.
快点回来 对啊，过来这里 Come here. Yes, over here.
你们脑袋有问题啊？ Are you guys mentally challenged?
没关系，我有办法可以救你们的 If you are, I'm certified to teach you baseball.
怪怪屋有动静了 Detectable movement.
怎么办？我们怎么办啊？ 快来 What do we do? What do we do? Come on.
两位 Guys.
快跑，巧达 我在跑啊 Run, Chowder. I'm running.
救我啊 Help, please.
救到了 ，我抓到她了 是我抓到她，是我啦 Got her. No, I got her.
喂 Hello?
嘿 我的天啊 Hey. Oh, my God.
电话里面有一个很生气的老爸 在找一个叫做巧达的 There's an angry dad on the phone looking for the one called Chowder.
喂 Hello?
败类，我在跟你讲话 Losers, I'm talking to you.
他很担心你哦 He's worried about you.
他活该 He should be.
开始解释吧 那栋怪怪屋想吃掉我们 Start explaining. All right, the house, it tried to eat us.
好了 ，不要再说了 ，我现在不想听 等等，你要去哪里？ Stop explaining, I've had enough. Wait, wait, where are you going?
我要去看看你说的那栋笨房子 到底在搞什么鬼 To see what's happening with that stupid house of yours.
不不能过去那里，很危险 DJ ，你现在是怎么了？ No, no, no. You can't. What is your problem?
青春期 对，我进入了青春抓狂叛逆期 Puberty. Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.
不要再耍白痴了 好 No more Mountain Dew. Right.
我要去找骨头 I'm going to find Bones.
好好玩，好吗？ 不用担心我们，我们会很乖 All right, you have fun. Don't worry about us, we'll be fine.
帮我跟他打个招呼，好不好？ 小心开车 And you tell him I said hey, okay? Safe driving.
再见 See you.
嗨 Oh, hi.
快说这怎么回事 You wanna tell me what's going on?
对，青春期的事是我编的啦 Oh, yeah. I made the whole puberty thing up.
嗨，我叫JD，不，DJ Hi, I'm JD. DJ.
爸，我要打给你的 但是我忘了 Yes, Dad, I meant to call you, but I forgot.
好啦，对不起嘛 Okay, I'm sorry.
好啦 Okay.
没问题 Absolutely.
我知道了 Affirmative.
好，我爱你，拜拜 Okay, love you. Bye. Yeah.
这里就是 我们的小小监视站 And this is our little observation post...
就是这样 ...such as it were.
对啊，贴海报很不酷 Yeah, posters are stupid.
我本来要撕下来的 挂上几幅画 I was gonna tear them down and put up some art.
够了 ，爸 我不想再听你碎碎念了 Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt?
DJ ，有啤酒吗？ Hey, DJ, you got any beer?
嗨，你好啊 Well, hello there.
这位巧达 This is Chowder.
你可以叫我巧哥 Charles, to the ladies.
我叫珍妮 Jenny Bennett.
威斯布学院的学生会连任会长 Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep.
要进那学校不容易 对，我考取了后来不去了 That's a tough school to get into. Yeah, I got in, but decided not to go.
那是间女校耶 It's a girls' school.
所以我才不去 Which is why I didn't.
对了 ，城里有一家很不错的卷饼店 You know, there's a... There's a great taco stand near there.
我恨墨西哥食物 I hate Mexican food.
我也是 我也是 Me too. Me too.
蛮酷的，对吗？ Fascinating, isn't it?
他就等在那里 Just sits there waiting...
盯着我们、嘲笑着 ...mocking us with its...
我们 ...houseness.
可以借用一下电话吗？ 好啊，拿去 May I please use your phone? Yeah, sure.
要打给谁？ Here. Who you calling?
我妈 没礼貌 My mother. Rude.
你跟她说她也不会相信你的啦 She's probably not gonna believe you.
这种事大人搞不懂的 It's too much for the adult mind to comprehend.
这是尿吗？ 如果是的话，那就太恶了 Is this pee? Because if it is, that's really gross.
DJ？ It's... DJ?
你尿在瓶子里？ You pee in bottles?
你在哈啦什么？ 明明是你尿的 What are you talking about? That one's your pee.
你尿的 It's yours. It's his.
麻烦请接艾莉森好吗？ 真的很不卫生耶 May I speak with Allison? Unsanitary.
她女儿，谢谢 是他尿的 Her daughter. Thank you. It's his pee.
不要吵 Excuse me.
妈，我本来在义卖巧克力的 后来出了点状况 I was selling chocolates in Mayville, and, well, it's kind of confusing.
你讨厌墨西哥食物？ So you hate Mexican food, huh?
是啊，你也是 Yeah. You too, huh?
刚才明明是我先说 讨厌墨西哥食物的 Yeah, in fact, you might say I started hating it first.
要不要去屋外解决啊？ Outside in front of the house?
好，来解决一下吧 很好 Fine. Let's get technical. Okay.
是我看望远镜先看到她的 I started hating it through the telescope.
你先看到她不代表你可以把她 Can't call dibs on a girl through a telescope.
交女朋友不能用把的 You can't call dibs on a girl.
可以 我也可以啊 Just did. Me too.
我妈她不相信我 She didn't believe me.
那些大人就是这样 Authority can be so:
好吧 平常我不会跟你们这种人混的 Okay. Normally I don't spend time with guys like you.
不过刚才怪怪屋想吃掉我 给你们一个小时 But a house just tried to eat me, so you've got one hour.
小狗 Oh, a puppy.
它连狗都吃 Didn't see that coming.
够了 Okay...
我们应该要报警才对 ...I think it's time to call the police.
知道今晚会发生什么事吗？ Do you realize what's gonna happen tonight?
几百个小孩 走进怪怪屋的血盆大口 Hundreds of kids walking right up to that house.
等等，等一下 不要傻了 ，我们反应过度了 Wait, wait, wait. Come on. Guys, I think we're overreacting.
仔细想一想 Think about it.
只有没脑袋的笨小孩 才会靠近史老猴他家 Only a total moron would walk up to old man Nebbercracker's house.
我的球 巧达 Hey, my ball. Chowder.
别去 No.
会是场大屠杀 It's gonna be a bloodbath.
好消息，警察赶到了 Good news. The cops are here.
好了 ，小朋友，最好真的有事 All right, kids, this better be good.
接到报案的时候 我正在森林中大战野熊呢 I was in the forest wrestling with a bear claw when we got the call.
我在吃甜甜圈啦 I was eating a doughnut.
你们三个人 都给我站过来 All three of you, step to the car now.
我的耳朵 他们已经站过来了 My ears. They're at the car.
他是菜鸟，上班才一个星期 He's a rookie. First week on the job.
警官，我们有理由相信 Officer, we have reason to believe...
那栋房子里存在着危险的吃人怪物 ...there's a dangerous creature inside that house.
它吃掉了一个人 还吃狗 It may have killed a man. And a dog.
狗被吃了 ，发生紧急状况 Doggy down? We've got a situation.
发生紧急状况 你在搞什么啊你？ We've got a situation. What are you doing?
请求支援啊 你没听见他说的话吗？ Calling for backup. Didn't you hear the kid?
那栋房子里有危险的怪物 There's a dangerous creature inside that house.
我们并没有支援 局里只剩下茱蒂一个人 We don't have backup. It's just Judy at the station.
没什么紧急状况 And this is no situation.
只是三个小朋友 在玩警察抓小偷的恶作剧 It's just a couple Tater Tots hopped up on too many Pixy Stix.
可是狗被吃掉很严重耶 I bet you the dead dog would beg to differ.
你说什么？ What was that?
没事 Nothing.
好了 小朋友 All right. Time's up, peewees.
万圣节到了信不信由你，我们忙翻了 有吗？ It's Halloween. We got things to do. We do?
等等，别走，是这样的 它有张大嘴巴 No, wait, you can't. All right, this thing, it has a mouth...
它会伸出舌头 来把他们卷进去，然后吃掉 ...and it comes out and grabs things and pulls them in and eats them.
对，像这样 Yeah, like this:
够了 事情是这样的 Okay, okay, okay. The thing is...
我们的说法 可能会让你们没有办法相信我们 ...we're trying to make this sound more real than it normally would.
问题是我们本来就不信 Problem is it sounds kind of not real.
没事我们走了 别走 So we'll see you later. No.
好吧，看好了 要是发生危险状况 All right. I'll show you. But if things get out of hand...
我们会开枪的 We'll aim for Bigfoot.
那枪已经上膛了 That's loaded.
他在跳舞 He's hopping.
算你聪明 Smart house.
嘿 Hey.
你你们两个，都过来 You... Both of you. Come here.
站到警车旁边 Bring it to the car.
好了 Come on.
我就当做没有看到你丢石头 因为他跳舞跳得不错 I'm gonna forget you throwing that rock because that dance was pretty funny.
下次你们再来骚扰这个房子的屋主的话 But next time any of you mess with this guy's house...
你们都要去坐牢，懂吗？ ...all three of you are going in the hole, you got it?
我给你们十秒钟走人 Now, I'll give you 10 seconds to march.
你们要帮我们 But we need your help.
那是你们的工作耶 It's your job to help us.
一 走啦 One. Come on.
二 Two.
三 Three.
四 Four.
五 Five.
轻一点啦 That's tender.
我家就在对面那里 My house is right over there.
这些有关单位真是够了 So much for relying on the government.
就是啊，我恨有关单位 Yeah, I know. I hate the government.
我们毁了 并没有 Dude, we're screwed. No, we're not.
我们现在去找专家 We'll go to an expert.
你们现在看到的是全美国 You're looking at the three-time, tri-state...
最厉害的 “你去死” 电玩总冠军 ...over-14 "Thou Art Dead" champion.
他的大名叫瑞金史卡林基 他们都叫他骷哥 His name is Reginald Skulinski. But they call him Skull.
“他们” 是谁啊？ 我和DJ Who's "they"? Me and DJ.
对 他是史上最聪明的人 Yeah. He's the smartest guy on earth.
那就去问他啊 So let's go talk to him.
珍妮 珍妮，等等，珍妮，等一下 Hey, Jenny, Jenny. Hey, Jenny, Jenny, hold on. Hold up.
骷哥现在正在大战中 Skull is in the game zone right now.
聪明人绝不会在这个时候去烦他 You don't wanna mess with him when he's in the game zone.
好，那他还要玩多久呢？ Fine, so how long is he gonna be playing?
我宰了你 死 Die. Die.
天知道 他有一次投1/4美元 Who knows? He once played for four days straight...
玩了四天 只喝巧克力牛奶跟包成年尿布 ...on one quarter, a gallon of chocolate milk and an adult diaper.
他是个传奇 The man's a legend.
要是他不从大战中走出来的话 我们去找他 Well, if he's not coming out of the game zone, then we are going in.
什么？ 珍妮，你干什么，珍妮？ What? Hey, what are you? What? Jenny, no.
好了 ，你不会这么做的 我谅你也不敢 It's like you're not gonna... You're not gonna do it. Like...
你死定了 You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
小心 Watch out.
你看到没有？ 我要把你的头砍下来 Did you see that? I just chopped off your head again.
你的头在地上滚，你看不到 因为你的眼睛还在头上 Your head's rolling. You can't see it, your eyes are on your head.
大哥 干嘛？ Sir? What?
我在忙着打电动 看都不看就可以打 I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.
干嘛？ What?
是这样的，史老猴的房子闹鬼了 Old man Nebbercracker's house is possessed.
我要知道怎么摧毁它 免得它跑出来吃掉更多人 I need to know how to destroy it before it kills people.
冷静，你害我好想吐 我的巧克力牛奶呢 Calm down. You make me wanna throw up in some tinfoil and eat it.
你喜欢我的大钢刀吗？好无情哦 Oh, you like the steel of my blade? It's so cold.
房子闹鬼是吗？ Possessed house, you say?
我前几次去参观电动漫画大展的时候 In my travels to the video store and comic-book conventions...
看到很多很诡异的怪事 ...l've seen many strange and wondrous things.
我听说有些人造的结构体 And I've heard tell of man-made structures...
会被人类的恶灵附身 ...becoming possessed by a human soul...
恶灵已经融入了木材和砖块里 ...so that the spirit becomes merged with wood and brick...
创造出很奇特的异兽 ...creating a rare form of monster...
就叫做杜魔斯怪怪屋怪兽 ...known as Domus mactabilis.
那栋房子就是史老猴 The house is Mr. Nebbercracker.
就是我们害死他的耶 We're its murderous enemies.
那就准备去死吧 Have fun getting killed.
跑啊，胆小鬼 Run, coward.
好多血啊 Look at that blood.
要要怎么杀死它？ So how do we kill it?
你们要重击生命力来源 心脏 You've gotta strike at the source of life: The heart.
可是房子没有心脏 But houses don't have hearts.
好耶 Yes!
好耶 Oh, yeah.
对，你说得没有错 Yeah. You might be right about that.
抱歉，小子 现在我有很重要的事要去处理了 Sorry, children, but I've got some very important business to take care of.
我们不会再见了 I won't be seeing you later.
你去死 Thou art dead.
(你去死)
(一个玩家 请投硬币)
我们要攻击它的心脏 So we need to strike at the heart.
对，可是怪怪屋的心脏 在什么地方？ Yeah, but where are we gonna find a heart inside a house?
我记得史老猴死了之后 Ever since Nebbercracker died...
怪怪屋的烟囱就不断冒烟出来 ...there's been smoke coming out of that chimney.
是壁炉 壁炉就是她的心脏 The furnace. The furnace is the heart.
我们必须把火灭了 但是要先进到屋里 If we wanna put out the fire, we're gonna have to go inside.
还不能被它给吃掉 Without getting chewed to pieces.
(我的房子)
呆瓜 我只是随便画画 Dummy. Hey, I was just doodling.
不，巧达，就是这样 先弄个呆瓜人偶 No, Chowder, this is it. First, we build a dummy.
然后把一大堆感冒药塞进人偶里 We fill the dummy with a few gallons of cold medicine.
你可以向你爸的药局借药 什么？ Borrow it from your dad's pharmacy. Say what?
拿人偶去喂怪怪屋 它吃下一堆药就会睡着 Feed the dummy to the house, house eats the medicine, goes to sleep.
你看他说的 我们再进去把火灭了 ，就走人 Look at this. We get in, douse the fire and get out.
有疑问吗？ 没错，你疯了吗？ Questions? Yes, are you nuts?
我才不会偷我老爸的感冒药呢 I don't wanna steal drugs from my father...
我不想跑进怪物的体内 因为我不想死 ...I don't wanna go inside a monster and I don't wanna die.
我觉得值得一试 好，我同意，就这么办 I say it's worth a shot. Yes, I agree, let's do it.
(感冒药)
可是我想要那把 Hey, but I wanted that one.
你不要闹了好不好 太棒了 You've gotta be kidding me. Yes.
巧达，安静 抱歉 Chowder. Quiet. Sorry.
快 Go.
上来吧 Whoopsie-daisy.
好了 ，吸尘器人偶 我要让你就定位了哦 All right, little vacuum-cleaner dummy, I'm gonna move you into position.
你不要害怕 You don't be scared.
我们会保护你的 That's not how I trained you.
我爱你，吸尘器人偶 I love you, vacuum-cleaner dummy.
巧达，快啦 Chowder, come on.
好了 Okay.
神准 Yes.
给糖或捣蛋 Trick or treat.
插上去 Plug it in.
就差一点点 So close.
丢垃圾、擅闯民宅 骚扰老人、闲逛 Littering, loitering, vandalism, vagrancy...
闯空门 没有闯空门 And treason. No, not treason.
真的吗？因为法律规定 我说了算 You sure? Because in the book... I'm sure.
好吧好了 ，小鬼离开垃圾桶 快点 All right, kids, out of the trash cans. Let's go.
快点，你们听见了 看到了光，就走出来 Come on. You heard the big guy. You see the light. Walk towards it.
快点，快点给我出来 Come on, keep it moving.
好了 ，放下武器 All right, drop your weapons.
拿来给我，快点 Pass them to me. Come on.
我开枪了 是什么人在搞鬼啊？ I will shoot you. Well, lookie we got here.
你在这里看着他们 我过去看看 You stay here, I'm checking this out.
没有问题 I am on it.
很好笑是不是 你在笑我吗，小女孩？ Y'all think something's funny? You testing me? Huh, tough girl?
你敢不尊敬警察？ You disrespecting the badge?
你最好不要乱来哦 我跟你说，来考验我啊 You don't want none of this. I'm telling you. Test me. Please.
想考验我是不是？ Y'all wanna test me?
我可是个警察耶 I am the police.
我知道你是贼 这一身打扮是骗不了我的 I know you're a thug. Them brown eyes...
看你的眼神就知道 I see it in your eyes.
好了 ，我全都知道了 That's it. That is it.
你有什么话要说，小胖子？ You got something to say, Porky, huh?
够了 ，全部抓回去 这样做就对了 That's it, we're taking them in. That's what I'm talking about.
抓回去哪里？ 监狱里，快走 Where we taking them? To jail. Let's go.
听见没有？ 你们要去坐牢了 You hear that? You guys are going to jail.
可是，警官，你们要相信我们 But, officer, you've gotta believe us.
好臭小子 你有权闭上嘴巴 Yeah, 2-percent, you got the right to shut up.
可是那房子是个怪物耶 我很好骗是不是？ Okay, the house is a monster. And to think I believed you.
大哥，我挺你们 我表哥是密瓦基警察 Hey, listen, I'm with you guys. My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee.
应该算是吧 他有把枪哦 I mean, kind of a cop. He has a gun.
好啊，警察局会很欢迎你 Yeah. They're gonna love you downtown, Jughead.
我们是超级警察 We are supercops.
对啊，所以我住在破公寓 Yeah. That's why I live in a condo.
超级警察，超级厉害 超猛的警察 Supercop. Super-duper-duper-cop. Super...
听见没有？ 有，我肚子叫，我饿坏了 You hear that? That's my stomach. I'm starving.
不不对 听起来像是个危险的怪物 No, no. That sounds like the dangerous creature.
我要过去看看 老天啊 I'm gonna go check it out. Oh, my gosh.
真是麻烦 好吧，我马上回来 This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. All right, I'll be back.
危险啊，不要去 不行啊，有危险 You guys, stop. Hey, guys.
很危险，不要过去 不要去 No. Get out of there. No, don't go in there.
干嘛？ What?
超级警察、超级翻滚 I tell you. Super-roll.
站住，不要去 不，不要去 Stop. Stop. Hey. Hey. Come on.
你不知道它有多可怕 You don't know what's up with that house.
你在哪里，恐怖怪物？ Where you at, spooky creature?
我要找到你 I'm gonna find you.
不要动 Freeze...
大树 ...tree.
你干嘛？ 不要这样 Hey, what you doing? You can't do that.
不要这样，我是警察耶 这是犯法的 Not to an officer, brother. That is illegal.
我来了 ，兄弟 放开我 I'm coming, buddy. Put me down!
我来请求支援 你不是说没有支援吗？ I'm gonna go get backup. I thought there was no backup.
我叫茱蒂来 I'm getting Judy.
茱蒂 Judy!
救命啊！ Help!
妈啊 Mama!
天啊老天啊 不得了 ，老天啊 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
我好像快中风了 大家保持冷静，好吗？ I think I'm having a stroke. Just try to stay calm, okay?
只要保持冷静就不会有事了 We'll be all right if we just stay calm.
我还小，我不想死啊 I'm too young to die!
珍妮，我会永远爱你 Jenny. I've always loved you.
巧达 抱歉 Chowder! Sorry.
妈 Mama!
我不敢看 I can't look.
快点，快跑 Guys, come on. Let's go.
死定了 你害死我们，我们死定了 We're dead. You've killed us and now we're dead.
怪怪屋好像不知道我们进来了 I don't think the house knows that we're in here.
它还以为我们在车子里 I bet it thinks we're still in the car.
你们听 Listen.
它好像睡着了 It sounds like it's sleeping.
我们要活着离开唯一的方法 The only way that we're gonna get out of here alive...
就是找到心脏 把火给灭了 ...is if we find the heart, we put out the fire.
也许我们该试试别的方法 Maybe we should examine our other options.
对，别的方法 Sure. Other option:
什么都不要做 在这里等它醒来吃掉我们 We wait here and do nothing until it wakes up and eats us.
找心脏，把火灭了 了解 Find the heart, put out the fire. Got it.
是炸药耶 超酷的 Explosives. That's so cool.
他一直在监视我 DJ He was watching me. DJ.
你看过他老婆吗？ Did you ever see a wife?
听说他有一个老婆 People used to say he had one...
他把她养胖之后 ...but he fattened her up...
吃掉了她 ...and he ate her.
爆破特攻队 "Demolition squad."
对不起 Sorry.
走吧 Come on.
安静点 Be quiet.
安啦 我的脚步声很轻的 Don't worry, I have a very light step.
那边 在那边，射它 There. Right there. Shoot it.
干嘛看我？我以为那是它的心脏 What? I thought if I shot the heart, that...
那不是心脏 不然是什么？ That's not the heart. Then what is it?
我看，如果那是牙齿 那个就是舌头 Well, if those are the teeth and that's the tongue...
那一定就是小舌 ...then that must be the uvula.
这房子舌头真多啊 So it's a girl house.
你说什么？ 你不懂 What? No.
它会引起作呕的反应 每个人都有小舌 It stimulates the gag reflex. Everyone has a uvula.
我现在就没有 Not me.
小心 No.
好了 ，走 Okay. Let's move.
我们要安静迅速的行动 We need to move quickly and quietly.
什么都不要碰 Don't touch anything.
不要走散了 And stay together...
DJ 等等 DJ! Wait.
DJ DJ.
我来救你了 I'll save you.
巧达，不要闹了 Chowder, knock it off.
抱歉，我以为你是 DJ ！ Sorry. I thought you were... DJ!
巧达，那是玩具 是哦 Chowder, it's a toy. Oh, yeah.
DJ人呢？ Where's DJ?
DJ 我在这里 DJ. Over here.
好多玩具哦 Look at all these toys.
史老猴一定把战利品 都藏在这里 This must be where Nebbercracker kept his stash.
“战利品” "Stash."
你们两个最好过来看看 I think you guys should have a look at this.
(女巨人，康丝坦)
钥匙 快点，DJ ，我们没时间鬼混了 The key. Come on, we don't have time for this.
对啊，一定要想办法逃出去 Yeah, we've gotta find a way out of here.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我们家地下室放的是乒乓球桌 We have a Ping-Pong table in our basement.
康丝坦 Constance.
我的老天爷啊 他真的把她给吃了 Holy moly. He really did eat her.
不可能 Couldn't have.
她全身都已经被水泥给封死了 Her whole body is buried in cement.
你们看这些东西 Look at all this stuff.
如果他吃了她 为什么还要祭拜她？ Why would he build her a shrine if he murdered her?
我想，也许他有罪恶感什么的 DJ ，我们离开好不好？ Maybe he just felt guilty or something. DJ, can we please get out of here?
我就知道你隐藏了什么秘密，史老猴 I always knew you were hiding something, Mr. Nebbercracker.
DJ DJ.
你好棒，大鼻子 Way to go, big nose.
它醒来了 快跑 It's awake. Run!
躲起来 Hide.
好耳熟哦 Hey, I know that sound.
我的球 My ball.
你要去哪里？快过来 Where are you going? Come here.
巧达，回来 给我回来 Chowder, come back. You get back here.
抓到你了 Gotcha.
杀手怪弹簧 Killer Slinkys!
巧达 快放开我 Chowder. Leave me alone!
DJ 救命 DJ! Help!
惨了 Oh, no.
放开我 Get off.
珍妮 Jenny.
巧达 Chowder.
快点抓紧我，抓住我 Come on, Chowder, grab on.
抓紧 Gotcha.
DJ ，小心 DJ, look out!
不要 No!
小舌 The uvula.
DJ 巧达 DJ... Chowder.
妈咪 Mommy!
好恶心哦 Gross.
我们刚刚被吐出来的吗？ Did we just get upchucked?
那是小舌，天然的紧急逃生口 The uvula, nature's emergency exit.
够了 你真是太聪明了 ，DJ That's it. Another great idea, DJ. Brilliant.
不然你想怎么样，巧达？ What do you want from me, Chowder?
你现在也没有想出什么好点子来啊 I don't see you coming up with any big ideas.
是吗？好啊 你想听我的好点子吗？ Oh, yeah? Yeah? Do you wanna hear my big idea?
告诉你 我现在要回家去做三明治狂吃一顿 I'm going home to make a pretzel sandwich. See you.
巧达，那怪怪屋还没有挂掉 你就想退缩了 Chowder, the house is still alive and you're gonna wuss out?
我为你出生入死 我还为你去偷药 I risked my life for you. I stole drugs for you...
我也有可能死在里面耶 我也是 ...and I could've died in there. Yeah, me too.
可是一开始害死史老猴的人 明明是你 You're the one that killed Nebbercracker in the first place.
我是为了帮你捡球 你们两个 Getting your ball back. You guys.
不要吵了 像两个小孩子一样 Stop fighting. You're acting like babies.
我们就是小孩子 We are babies.
我们在想什么？ What were we thinking?
我们居然想用感冒药让怪怪屋睡着 We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine.
真是笨到爆 你要去哪里？ How lame can you get? Where are you going?
我要回家 我太逊了 I'm going home. I suck.
DJ DJ.
幸好救护车来了 At least it's an ambulance.
DJ DJ?
有鬼啊 It's a ghost.
走开 Begone. Fie.
你给我滚，快滚 Begone yourself. Get away.
他不是鬼 He's not a ghost.
他没死，我没害死人 He's not dead. I'm not a murderer.
我当然没死了 谁说我死了？ Of course I'm not dead. Who said I was dead?
你们要再不滚，那你就死定了 You'll be dead if you don't scram.
快走，DJ 走 Come on, DJ. Let's hurry.
知道今天是什么日子吗？ Don't you know what day this is?
快要来不及了 快要来不及了 I'm running out of time. I'm running out of time.
老婆 Honey...
我回来了 ...l'm home.
看看你，亲爱的 Oh, look at you, dear.
你的瓦片都散落了 Your shingles are all ruffled...
你的窗户也裂掉了 ...and your windows are cracked.
没问题，甜心 你不会有事的 Oh, but it's no problem, sweetheart. It's no problem at all.
是她，怪怪屋就是她 It's her. The house is her.
DJ ，你要干什么？ 等等 DJ, what are you doing? Wait. Come on.
回来、回来 你要去哪里？ Come back. Where you going?
我只要粉刷一下就没有问题了 Nothing paint and varnish can't handle.
史老猴伯伯 Mr. Nebbercracker.
我知道康丝坦的事 I know about Constance.
什么？ You what?
你懂什么？你什么都不懂 What do you know? You don't know anything.
你们进去过了？ You were in my house? You...
你没有杀死她，对吗？ You didn't kill her, did you?
我真的好爱她 I love her so much.
(和房子一样庞大的女巨人)
你好 Hello?
不要怕 It's okay.
我可以带你离开这里 I can take you away from here.
你想走吗？ Would you like that?
想 Yes.
没问题 There we go.
一下就好 Won't be long now.
(待售 已卖出)
好了 All right.
张开眼睛吧 Okay, open your eyes.
不是什么豪宅，可是 亲爱的 Now, it's not much, I know, but just... Darling.
离我的房子远一点 Get away from my house!
我要把他们给宰了 I'm gonna rip them to bits.
救命啊 Help.
康丝坦 救命啊 Constance. Help. Help.
怎么了？受伤没？ 受伤？ What's wrong? Are you hurt? Hurt?
对啊，我好受伤 那些坏人在攻击我们的房子 Yes, I'm hurt. Those criminals are attacking our house.
给糖或捣蛋 好了 Trick or treat. Now, now...
他们只是小孩子，亲爱的 ...they're just kids, dear.
万圣节嘛 不是 It's Halloween. No, no, no.
我的房子 他们在伤害我 It's my house, and they're hurting me.
康丝坦，你看着我 Constance, look at me. Look at me.
只要有我在，我不会让任何人伤害你的 As long as I'm here, I will never let anyone hurt you.
康丝坦 白痴 Constance. Sucker.
坏小孩 You vandals.
看我的 你死定了 Eat this. You hooligans.
纳命来 康丝坦，不要啊 I'll get you. Constance, no!
后来我盖好了房子 So I finished the house.
她会很高兴的 She would've wanted that.
她死了 ，可是她没有走 She died, but she didn't leave.
(小心)
那一晚 And that night...
每每一年的那一个晚上 ...that one night of every year...
我要特别小心 ...I had to take precautions.
不给糖就捣蛋 一定要 Trick or treat. I had to.
败类 一定要 Sucker. I had to.
给我 Hey! Get a...
给我滚出去 Stay away from my house!
她会攻击靠过来的人 She attacks anyone who comes near.
快走 Go.
我来了 ，亲爱的 I'm coming, dear.
快走 Go.
不等等 我不能丢下你不管，史伯伯 No, no, no, wait. I can't let you do this, Mr. Nebbercracker.
我知道这些年都是你在保护我们 I know that you've been protecting us all these years.
现在轮到我们来保护你了 But now it's our turn to protect you.
放她走吧 Let her go.
要是我放她走 But if I let her go...
我就没亲人了 ...then I'll have no one.
不会的 That's not true.
康丝坦，不要 Constance, no!
(小心 爆炸物)
快跑 Come on.
怪怪屋复活了 The house is alive!
快点，这边 This way. This way. Come on.
快走 You guys, come on.
你在做什么？ 挡住怪怪屋的去路 What are you doing? Trying to slow the house down.
快走吧，小胖子 Move it, pork chop.
快点 Come on, come on.
快点，史老猴伯伯 快点走啊 Come on, Mr. Nebbercracker. Come on.
我不行了 I can't.
史老猴伯伯，快点走 Mr. Nebbercracker. Hurry.
你走，我不会有事的 Go on. I'll be all right.
我的天啊 Oh, man.
(麦维塔楼建筑工地)
快走啊，你们还在等什么？ What are you waiting for? Come on.
你不可以伤害小朋友，康丝坦 You stay away from those children, Constance!
康丝坦 Constance.
史老猴伯伯 Mr. Nebbercracker.
好啦 Oh, now...
好啦，乖女孩 There, there, girl.
小宝贝 My sweet.
你今天很不乖，是不是？ You've been a bad girl, haven't you?
你伤害别人 You've hurt people.
康丝坦 Oh, Constance.
我们都知道会有那么一天，对不对？ Oh, we've always known this day would come. Haven't we?
我必须要做弥补 I have to make things right.
好了 ，康丝坦 Constance.
我做什么都是为了你好，对不对？ I've always done what's best for you, haven't I?
对吗，老婆？ Haven't I, girl?
快，我们走 Come on, let's move.
康丝坦 Oh, Constance.
你不能再伤害别人了 Let this be the right thing to do.
快放开他 Leave him alone!
对，放开你的脏手，放了老头 Yeah, get your grubby branches off the old man!
看招 Take that!
看我的 And that!
史老猴伯伯 Mr. Nebbercracker.
孩子，过来 Oh, kid, come here.
这给你 什么？我 Take this. What?
你一定要帮我，求求你 You have to help me. Please.
我知道你做得到 I know you can do it.
快啊，快去啊 Go on. Go. Hurry.
知道怎么操作推土机吗？ How do you know how to drive this thing?
不知道 I don't.
烟囱 烟囱下去是心脏 The chimney. The chimney leads to the heart.
珍妮！ Jenny!
珍妮，你没事吧？ Jenny. Are you all right?
不确定 I'm not sure.
DJ ，快点把它丢掉 DJ, get rid of that thing.
我在快了 I'm working on it.
巧达 我要你把怪怪屋引到吊车下方 Chowder, I need you to get the house down under that crane.
你办得到吗？ Think you could do that?
小意思 Piece of cake.
快啊 Come on.
谁叫你这样欺负我的朋友 You think you can just mess with my friends?
DJ ，你看 DJ, look.
妈咪 Mommy.
巧达 Chowder.
回答，巧达 Come in, Chowder.
巧达兄弟，回答 Chowder, buddy?
嘿嘿，DJ Hey, guys.
看谁打赢了？ 是我，大胖呆 Look who just won. It's me, the screwup.
巧达，你好棒哦 你好酷 Way to go, Chowder, you did it!
DJ ，看我 看我 Look at me. Look at Chowder. Oh, yeah.
对不起 快啊，你们 Sorry. Guys, come on.
太棒了 ，你看我 Yes. Look at me.
不能这样啦 You can't do that.
不公平 That's not fair.
救命 No. Get on the top. Help!
很好，巧达 引她过来 That's it, Chowder. Keep her coming.
你算什么，破房子 破烂房子 You ain't nothing. You're a shack. You're an outhouse.
不！ No!
我不行了 你可以的 I can't. Yes, you can.
快去 Go.
我亲了女生 I kissed a girl.
我亲了女生的嘴了 I kissed a girl on the lips.
DJ快一点啦 Guys. Any time now.
对不起 Sorry.
DJ ，快点 DJ, hurry.
我在飞了 I'm flying!
我数到三，你把炸药点燃 好的，没问题 On three, light the dynamite. Okay, I got it.
一 快啊 One. Come on, come on, come on.
二 点着了 Two. Yes.
三 Thr...
DJ ！ DJ!
三 Three!
有听到什么声音吗？ Do you guys hear something?
那边传来的，快点 It's over there. Come on.
亲爱的 Oh, my dear.
永别了 Goodbye.
我很难过，史老猴伯伯 你失去了你的房子 I'm sorry, Mr. Nebbercracker, about your house...
还有爱妻 ...and your wife.
你的怪怪屋爱妻 Your house-wife.
45年了 Forty-five years.
我们受困了45年了 We have been trapped for 45 years.
现在 And now...
我们自由了 ...we're free.
自由了 We're free.
谢谢你，朋友 Thank you, friend.
谢谢你们 Thank you all.
自由了 We're free.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thanks.
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
不给糖就捣蛋 不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat. Trick or treat.
糖果来了 Here you go.
谢谢 Thanks. Thanks.
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween.
下一个 Next.
史伯伯的房子出了什么事？ What happened to Nebbercracker's house?
它变成了一个大怪物 我把它炸碎了 It turned into a monster, so I blew it up.
不给糖就捣蛋 Trick or treat.
我们需要一辆三轮车 We're gonna need a tricycle.
一辆三轮车来了 One tricycle, coming up.
三轮车 Tricycle.
三轮车 三轮车 Tricycle. Hello, tricycle.
我好想你哦 I missed you so much.
谢谢，先生 好，我们回家了 Thank you, mister. Goodbye, now.
万圣节快乐 Happy Halloween. Come on.
珍妮 我妈来了 Mom. There's my mom. Jenny!
等一下 好 One second. Okay.
我们 So...
再约时间出来玩 We should hang out again.
很快 Soon.
好 好 Yeah. Yeah.
再见 See you.
祝青春期好运哦 Good luck with the puberty.
她摸我的屁屁 She grabbed my butt.
你好棒，巧达 That's nice, Chowder.
史老猴伯伯 我们该走了 Hey, Mr. Nebbercracker. It's time to go.
你们先走 我还有事要做 Oh, you go on. I've got some work to do.
谢了 All right. Thanks.
回头见了 拜拜 I'll see you around. All right. Bye.
嘿 Hey.
给我滚出去 Stay off my lawn.
开玩笑的 I'm just kidding.
他不会有事吧？ 对，他很好 You think he'll be okay? Yeah. He'll be fine.
他要去渡假，晒晒太阳 也许会认识新朋友 He'll go on vacation, get some color, maybe he'll meet someone new.
这次也许会是栋海滩小屋 This time, maybe a nice beach house.
DJ ，看谁回来了 Hey, DJ, look who's here.
是啊，我看到了 ，谢了 不客气 Yes, I can see that, thank you. No biggie.
嗨，孩子们 嘿，爸 Hey, boys. Hey, Dad.
这什么装？ 不不要说，让我来猜 What the heck kind? No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
是 It's...
肮脏海盗？ 没错，肮脏海盗 Dirty pirates? That's it. Dirty pirates.
好玩 你们好可爱哦 Fun, fun. Oh, you look adorable.
今晚好好玩哦 Have fun tonight.
DJ ，你说得对 You know, you were right.
我们太老了 ，不该再去要糖吃了 We're definitely too old for trick-or-treating.
是啊 你说得都对 Oh, yeah. No question about it.
不过，话又说回来 On the other hand...
我们辛苦了一天 ...we've been working all night.
要糖吃？ Candy time?
要糖吃 Candy time.
太棒了 ，超酷的 We're back. Yes.
糖果 Candy.
我们是不是被？ Did we just get? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
万圣节，对吗？ It's Halloween, right?
我们一起 你跟我 What do you say you and I go out...
一起去巡视要糖的状况 ...and "inspect" some candy, huh?
我们一起去要糖果吧 We should go eat some candy too.
好主意 That's a good idea.
好，好了 ，我们去吃糖吧 Okay. All right. Let's go eat some candy.
好多好吃的糖果 Lots of yummy candy.
像红萝卜 Like carrots.
对 警车怎么不见去了 All right, where's the car?
我就是这样宰掉那头魔龙的 And that is how I slayed that mystical dragon.
真的？太棒了 Oh, yeah? That's great.
走吧，宝贝 Come on, baby. We're out of here.
(骷哥+骨头)
你在作梦，骨头 Not so fast, Bones.
情况不同了 Times have changed.
骷哥才不像你 Skull's not like you.
他会给我应得的尊重 He gives me the respect I deserve...
花时间陪我 ...and makes time for me.
随你便了 Whatever.
(怪胎)
骨头！ Bones!
你好，篱笆 Hello, fence.
你好，树叶 Hello, leaves.
你好，天空 Hello, sky.
DJ ，看谁回来了 Hey, DJ, look who's here.
是啊，我看到了 ，谢了 不客气 Yes, I can see that, thank you. No biggie.
嗨，孩子们 嘿，爸 Hey, boys. Hey, Dad. Hey, boys. Hey, Dad.
这什么装？ 不不要说，让我来猜 What the heck kind? No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
是 It's...
肮脏海盗？ 没错，肮脏海盗 Dirty pirates? That's it. Dirty pirates.
好玩 你们好可爱哦 Fun, fun. Oh, you look adorable.
今晚好好玩哦 Have fun tonight.
DJ ，你说得对 You know, you were right.
我们太老了 ，不该再去要糖吃了 We're definitely too old for trick-or-treating.
是啊 你说得都对 Oh, yeah. No question about it.
不过，话又说回来 On the other hand...
我们辛苦了一天 ...we've been working all night.
要糖吃？ Candy time?
要糖吃 Candy time.
太棒了 ，超酷的 We're back. Yes.
糖果 Candy.
我们是不是被？ Did we just get? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
万圣节，对吗？ It's Halloween, right?
我们一起 你跟我 What do you say you and I go out...
一起去巡视要糖的状况 ...and "inspect" some candy, huh?
我们一起去要糖果吧 We should go eat some candy too.
好主意 That's a good idea.
好，好了 ，我们去吃糖吧 Okay. All right. Let's go eat some candy.
好多好吃的糖果 Lots of yummy candy.
像红萝卜 Like carrots.
对 警车怎么不见去了 All right, where's the car?
我就是这样宰掉那头魔龙的 And that is how I slayed that mystical dragon.
真的？太棒了 Oh, yeah? That's great.
走吧，宝贝 Come on, baby. We're out of here.
(骷哥+骨头)
你在作梦，骨头 Not so fast, Bones.
情况不同了 Times have changed.
骷哥才不像你 Skull's not like you.
他会给我应得的尊重 He gives me the respect I deserve...
花时间陪我 ...and makes time for me.
随你便了 Whatever.
(怪胎)
骨头！ Bones!
你好，篱笆 Hello, fence.
你好，树叶 Hello, leaves.
你好，天空 Hello, sky.