很久很久以前 世界还只是一片黑暗 In the beginning there was only darkness.
在黑暗之中 诞生了一个恶魔 他叫Za…呃… And in the darkness born demon Zaal, -
他叫Zakidernes - Zakidernes ruler -
他是奴役人类的暴君 - And the human oppressor.
在这黑暗中也诞生了一位勇士 Crane 他是勇士中的勇士 But from the shadows came Crane, warrior of all warriors -
他带着神圣之剑 - And the bearer of the gods' swords.
他解放了人类 He liberated man -
并带领人类走向胜利 - And led them to victory.
但是 也为胜利付出了昂贵的代价 But the price of victory was high.
Crane被刺穿了心脏 For Crane got an ulcer through the heart, -
他的血流了七天七夜 - Who bled for seven days and seven nights.
一百位勇士喝了他的血 And a hundred warriors drank his blood.
并获得了他的力量 And parades his strength.
Crane俯视着人类 等这一切都结束了 And Crane looked at them and saw that it was good.
才放心地死去 And then he died.
就是这样 原始野蛮族便诞生了 Thus was created the barbarians, -
他们是Crane的子孙 - Sons of Crane.
片名：野蛮人罗纳尔
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
搞得不错 Yes.
伙计们注意听我说 Listen, folks. Strength! Mod! Fearlessness!
力量、大胆、无畏 是赠与我们这一族的天赋 This is what there was a wreath gift to our people.
我们千百代族人 子子孙孙 For thousands of generations, Generation after generation, -
身体里都流淌着Crane的血液 - Has his blood rushing undiluted in our veins.
这就是我们每年远征之前 都要进行仪式的原因 This is what we celebrate every year, before we go on expeditions.
最重要的 是他赐予我们血统的荣誉 But first and foremost is the crown of blood that makes -
才让我们野蛮族 成为Metalonien这片大陆上最伟大的战士 - That we are barbarians the greatest warriors throughout Metalonien.
OK Ronal 轮到你上场了 Okay, Ronal, it's your turn.
Ronal今天不太舒服… Ronal is sick ...
Ronal今天生病没来？ Ronal is sick today.
Ronal你给我滚过来！ Ronal!
不能放我一马么？我手肘痛 Can not jump over me? I have a sore elbow.
也许我得了晚期的皮肤…癌…什么的 Maybe I'm getting late skin ... vagina ...
-皮肤发炎 -胡扯 Ronal - Shin Inflammation. - Hell, Ronal.
你得给我全力战斗 Put all your power in battle.
有好戏看了 I'm looking eddermaneme to see.
哦 看在老天的份上 Ronal 你逊毙了 Oh, for Christ's sake, Ronal, man.
一个… One to.
使劲儿… Can ...
…呃… ... eh ...
…再来一个！ ... more!
出征之前你得多练练 You may keep you in shape before the cruise.
要是一个野蛮人耍不动斧子 那他就是一个…一个… A barbarian who do not can swing an ax, is ... uh ...
反正他就不配当野蛮人 At least not any real barbarians.
我有什么办法？我天生就这样 What should I quest? I walk in the way.
-我就不能混日子么？ -你是Crane的传人 - Can not I hang out here? - You are the son of the Crane.
Crane的子孙就得去远征、杀死怪物、凯旋 A son of Crane draws on expeditions and killing monsters and returning in glory.
-这才是野蛮人该做的 -叔叔 好好看看我 - It is the essence of being a barbarian. - Uncle, look at me.
我怎么去对付怪物？穿身肌肉外套 期盼能让它们笑到死？ What should I do to monsters? Buckle muscle suit and hope they die of laughter?
Ronal 你锻炼出一丁点肌肉没？ What then, Ronal? Have you got a mullet?
真他妈的好笑 那我问问你 你炼出点脑细胞没？ Fucking funny. Have you got any brain cells?
什么？在哪？要是长在后背上了 赶紧帮我拔了 What? Where? If there is one on the back, bother you then press it out?
听好了 孩子 当你出征的时候 你需要的是胆识 Listen here, kid. When you go on expeditions, is it about big balls -
作为英雄 胆识胜过力量 - Than the arms. Heroism.
一旦你拥有胆识 击败敌人就不在话下 Once you've grasped it, it is no problem to crush the enemy.
我很难不去想 像我这样的 一旦出征了就死定了 I just find it difficult to overlook that you just can die from it!
别说了 赶紧继续锻炼吧 Hold on just shut up and train.
那是什么？ What is it?
警报响了！所有人快拿上装备！去你们的岗位上！动作快！ The alarm. All hands to arms! At your seats! Move!
-跑起来！跑起来！ -快！快！ - Hop, hop! - Yes, yes!
关闭大门！设置障碍！ Barricades gate!
快点！拉起来！ Come on! Pull to!
希望障碍能挡得住 Up on the barricades, I lusepustere!
安静！ Tranquil.
再等等 Wait.
安静！ Quiet!
谁在车里？ Who's there?
您好 高贵的野蛮人 我是主唱Florian Hail, noble savages. We are Master Florian, -
还有Kvadskriver 我们是游唱团 - Kvadskriver and bard.
为了表达诚意 我们就想赚点小钱 We simply want humble towards payment of course -
比如在你们的典礼上搞些花样 - To enrich your banquet you muscles spectaculaires -
比如为你们的英雄和英雄儿女们 奏上一曲高贵的奏鸣曲 - With noble sonatas for your old heroes and heroines.
准备攻击！ Attack!
- 他们是歌手而已 在典礼上唱歌的 是来助兴的 - 来助兴的？ - Songs. They sing songs at parties. - Fester?
车顶上那个是大号 虽然看起来很危险 不信你自己检查 Try for example to check their incredibly dangerous tuba on the roof.
放他们进来 So slip into.
- 真没劲！ - 扫兴 - No! - Damn.
△一百多年前 我终于弄碎了头皮 It's bloody hundred years ago, I finally cracked a forehead peel. It's bloody hundred years ago, I finally cracked a forehead peel.
活见鬼了 我怎么知道那是个大号呢？ 79 How the hell should I know it was a tuba?
呦 小妞 能不能为我打理一下 我那雄风不倒的、刚健的、 Yo, girls. How about to wash my sick virile, -
有弹性的、略显肮脏的… - Resilient, filthy -
…琵琶？ (lute 琵琶 亦指小弟弟) - Firstrengede lute?
我们是来唱歌的 不是来打情骂俏的 Alibert 专注于艺术 There shall be practiced songs, not frivolous, young Alibert. The art call.
我们必须开始准备了 We must be ready.
就不能给我一点时间？我想四处转转 Is not there just a little bit of time to walk around and look?
不行！绝对不行！一个好的游唱团 能想唱就唱 唱得响亮 A true bard Remember all the songs perfectly.
怎么想唱就唱？我们不是来这偷东西的么？ How perfect does this happen? Should not we raiding?
野蛮人明天一走 我们就开偷 Barbarians must leave tomorrow. We could carry.
△我得去找小姐了 伙计 Fluctuate with the ears. I have to meet girls, man. Fluctuate with the ears. I have to meet girls, man.
我是说 我要谱一些歌颂英雄的歌 I think write some heroic poem.
或者写些其他的 比如韵文 Or something like that, You know, with those verses.
哦 年轻的Alibert Oh, young Alibert. Only when you all sang, -
到你入土的那一天 你也写不出半首歌 你还嫩着呢 - There is the poem, you like that.
-什么？离我死那天还早着呢 -废话 可不早着呢么 再早你也写不出来 - What? It will take 100 years. - Nonsense. So long does not.
我57岁才结束学徒生涯的 这得花很长时间 I was only 57 before I was finished his apprenticeship. It has no age.
哎哟！你嘴太毒了 Ouch! Fucking tight.
加油 加油 使劲儿喝 ka 'Rikke ka' Rikke ka 'Rikke drink beer?
加油 加油 加油 使劲儿喝 ka 'Rikke ka 'Rikke ka' Rikke drink beer?
哦 这味儿太正了 伙计 Oh, it's good, man.
你们这群怂货 还有谁有种带瓶儿吹么？
Alibert！ Alibert!
我当时在打猎 So I was hunting -
突然我就冲进了orkbornehave 嗒啦~
- 拿好 心爱的 送你的 - 哦 真好看 - Here you go, honey. On you. - Oh, how cute.
当然 很配你的眼睛 下一件宝贝也得看好了 Yes, it makes your eyes. This one also must look straight.
这可是货真价实的隐形药水 It is a true invisibility body lotion.
我用它来偷袭 I used it, when I snuck into a harem.
酷吧？完全看不见哦 Cool, no? Total listepik.
涂了就没人看的见你的攻击了 So you can not see who is attacking.
怎么回事儿？嘿 又打了一拳 看不见哦 What is it? Hey, there it was again. And now it stopped.
- 又要来了哦 准备好 - 哎呦 Gorak 赶紧住手 - Now it came again. - Ouch, Gorak. Now let be.
- 这可停不下来 - 你个死胖子 - It will not stop. - Satan and hell, you fat fool!
哈 Ronal 你个二货 Oh, Ronal, damn man.
一切就绪了 Volcazar王子殿下 All bearings sons are assembled, Prince Volcazar.
那么 是时候了 Then it's time.
- 我能不能当会儿守卫？ - 怎么不去派对？ - Can not I take the guard a little? - What about the party?
我只不过是…有点累了 I'm just so ... a little tired.
OK 那么 记住 如果发现可疑的东西 赶紧吹响号角 Okay, then. Remember to blow the horn, if you see something suspicious.
- 你能胜任么？ - 小菜一碟
- 我想自己一个人静一静 - 这个号角可不那么容易吹响 - I want to be alone. - It's a great horn.
记住 先吸气 吸满 然后就… Remember, breathe into. Deep down in my stomach. And so ...
别废话了 叔叔 谁大半夜的来袭击我们？ Damn, Uncle. Who would attack us?
我们可是野蛮族啊 我们已经把其他种族都灭干净了 We're fucking barbarians. We have smashed everything.
- 我们从来都没被袭击过 - 也许会有人袭击的 - We have never been attacked. - It may well be.
但这可是规矩 非常重要的规矩！ But it is the principle of it, which is important.
这熊孩子迟早得害死我 The boy takes the life of me one day.
《探索》准备好探险了么？ TRIP-MAGAZINE
该死的老头子 Fucking barbarians, man.
活见鬼了 What the hell is this?
我们遭到袭击了？我们遭到袭击了！ We are being attacked? We are attacked!
拿好你的武器 Take your weapon!
不 不！ No, no!
- 等候您的命令 - 点火！ - We listen and sounds! - Let hell rain down.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
发射! Fire!
进攻！杀个片甲不留！ To the attack! Show no weakness!
- 看！礼花！ - 我们什么时候订了礼花？ - Look! Fireworks! - Have we booked it?
我们受到攻击了！野蛮族 保卫家园！ We are attacked! Barbarians, defend you!
跑起来！跑起来！跑起来！ Hop, hop, hop!
哦 谢天谢地 差点就烧没了 Oh, heaven be praised. They are rescued.
这party真是忒带劲儿了！ Are you mad a sick fucking party, man.
- Bummer！ - 不要啊！ - Bummer! - No!
救命！救命！ Help! Help!
嘭！啪！ Dush! Smack!
燃烧吧 我的小宇宙！ Bash! Muscles!
我觉得应该一个都不剩了 Now I do not think there are more back.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck！ Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
这个归我了 He's mine.
村子被毁了！你怎么没吹号角？ We are overrun. Why was blowing you not?
- 我尽力了！ - 你尽力了？ - I tried! - You tried?
光尽力可不够！Ronal！ "Trying" is just not good enough, Ronal.
站起来 我们必须把大家救出来 Jump up. We must rescue the others.
名扬四海的Crane的子孙 The famous sons of Crane.
真是太悲哀了 How pathetic.
把他俩锁起来 一个不许跑掉 Put them in chains. No one shall be left.
我们野蛮族永远不做亡族奴！ We Barbarians subjecting us never!
没人敢不屈服于我的淫威！ Everyone must obey me ...
不！ No!
要么就受死吧！ ... or die!
不！！！ No!
- 带上囚犯！ - 都听到Volcazar王子殿下的命令了吧？ - Before them away. - L heard Prince Volcazar!
把残党关到囚车里 Get the last barbarians in the cart. Come on!
老实点！走你！ In with him! Move!
- 老实点！ - 我不会反抗… - Come here! - Well I will not ...
- 老实点！ - 活见鬼！ - In with them! - What the hell?
旅客们 别忘记带好行李、钱包、斧子 Remember your shoes and handbags ... axes!
要是忘了我可不会掉头回来拿 We do not come back and pick them up!
将军？有一个囚犯戴不上手铐 General? The here prisoner does not fit the shackles.
- 是不是应该把他抛尸野外？ - 这个就算了 这个又不算野蛮人 - Should I just throw him away? - That is, it's not a barbarian.
- 离远点 别让我看见 要奸要杀随你便 - 太感谢了 长官 - Pull him from behind and killing shit. - Oh, thank you.
- 幸运的混蛋 - 怎么每次都轮到他走运？ - Lucky bastard. - It is always the one who gets.
- 锻~炼~身~体 - 锻~炼~身~体 - Buff it feels good - Buff it feels good
- 保~卫~自~己 - 保~卫~自~己 - As a bonus it is really nice - As a bonus it is really nice
- 站如松 - 行如风 - 站如松 - 行如风 sits well feels good
别这样！我不会反抗的~救命啊~救命啊~ No, I will not. Help! Help!
尽情喊吧 喊破喉咙也不会有人来救你的！ Shut up, I get boner of it here.
哦~Shit 头晕 Oh, man. Shit, one night, man.
头晕…村子怎么成一片废墟了？发生什么了？ My head, man. The town is pretty knackered, what?
人都去哪了？ Where are all the others gone?
他们是不是去别的村子狂欢去了？嘿 等等 Are they taken to the afterparty? Hey, wait, you!
Ro…Ronal？ Ro ... Ronal.
叔叔…你还活着？ Uncle. You live.
我剩的时间不多了 Not long yet.
Crane在天堂召唤我 Crane ... call me home.
别这么说 叔叔 这就是点小…伤 No, uncle, it is probably just a ... flesh wounds.
Ronal 当你的父母去世的时候 我发誓会好好照顾你 Ronal when your parents died I swore to take care of you.
我遵守了我的誓言 现在轮到你了 And the promise I have kept. But now it's your turn to promise anything.
对我发誓 你会救出大家的 你必须救他们 Promise me that you want to save the others. You owe them.
- 什么？但我没有能力去救他们 - 对我发誓！ - What? No, but I can not. - Promise me that!
- 但是… - 向北走 去预言者那里 - But ... - Travel north to the oracle.
- 他会帮你的 - 预言者？怎么帮我？ - He will help you. - Oracle? How?
你是这个村子最后的希望了 Ronal You are the only hope, Ronal.
你是最后一个野蛮人了 The only barbarian, is left.
叔叔？叔叔？ Uncle? Uncle?
叔叔？ Uncle?
Goraks的隐身药水 Goraks invisibility cream.
Yo！ Yo.
- 发生什么了？要去远征了么？ - 呃…不是 我要去找到大家 - What happens? Going on an expedition? - Uh, no. I must find the others.
Well OK Well, okay.
- 那可是很远的路 你是不是去旅行？ - 不 我是去救大家的 - It's a trip. You need to raid! - No. I must find my village.
肯定是要去旅行 等等我 It's very sick a raid. Wait a minute.
- 你是谁？ - 你好 我叫Alibert 游唱团的 - Who are you? - Hello. Alibert, bard.
欢迎入伙！ Damn nice to be followed.
你不能说不 因为反正我是去定了！ You can not say no; because I just goes anyway.
现在我们去周围转转 顺便去趟亚马孙国怎么样？ Now we are out walking around, we saw not slip past the Amazons country?
- 不行 - 那的小妞都很正点的 - No. - The girls down there would be lovely.
这可是经过调查研究得出来的结论 听听这个 - It must be investigated. - Try to hear.
- 别跟着我 - 那儿的妞儿都是超级放荡的 - Do not follow me. - Those girls are super horny.
- 不去！ - Fuck 你真无聊 伙计！ - No! - Fuck, you're boring, man.
哦 不如我们去趟Berylia 那有脱衣舞女郎 Now I know what we do. We take to Berylia. There are ladies' tails.
有的竟然有四个乳房！那可真太来感了 伙计！ And four teats! It could be for the sick, man!
- 不去 我说不去就不去 - 去吧 我们在这鬼地方能做什么？ - No, it could not. - Come on. What are we here?
- 我必须去见预言者 - 我们是在观光么？ - I must talk to an oracle. - Is it a kind of tourist?
真瘆人 Sick crib.
有人在吗？ Hello?
- 有人吗？ - 我在上厕所 - Hello? - It was sateme time.
我从上个周三就坐在这儿等了 怎么才来？ I've been sitting here since last Wednesday. Are you coming or what?
- 对不起 你说啥？ - 便秘得厉害 帮我扣扣 - Sorry, what? - I like when dried, to heck.
你不是家政服务的人？ Is not home care?
- 不是 我们是来… - 等等！ - No, we ... - Wait!
Gundars叔叔让我们来… Gundars have sent ...
爽！过来帮我擦擦 别碰到痔疮！ That's it. Come right ahead. And be careful with haemorrhoids.
你提到的Volcazar王子是一个有权有势的军阀 He is a mighty warlord this prince Volcazar that you are talking about.
恶魔zakidernes的黑暗力量保护着他 zakidernes dark force protects him.
看来要是跟他斗 我肯定没戏了 Now I was so seen nor interested in fighting with him.
Volcazar渴望称霸整个Metalonien大陆 Volcazar crave power across Metalonien.
目前为止 他所到之处无不沦陷 So far, no been able to stop him.
Wow！ Wow.
他穿着史上最坚固的铠甲 没有武器能伤到他 An impenetrable armor encloses his body. No weapon bites on him.
但只有一把剑能打倒他 Only one sword has strength to crush him.
看清楚 See.
- 哦 太屌了！ - 这把剑有什么特殊之处？ - Oh, sick. - What's so special about it?
你要知道 野蛮人 这把剑可是剑中的王者 It should especially you know, barbarians. This is the crown of swords.
你搞笑呢 对吧？ It's a joke, right?
说实话 这把剑并不存在 无数人去追寻这把剑 Honestly, it do not exist. Everybody has been looking for the damn sword -
但是数千年来 没人找到过 - In thousands of years, and nobody has found it.
这故事只能骗小孩儿 It's a silly story.
神圣之剑不是流言 只有这把剑才能战胜Volcazar王子 Wreath sword is not a myth. Only this can damage the princes Volcazar.
要是没有这把剑 你永远救不了你的族人 You can never save your village outside to get at him first.
但是有了我也力不从心啊 But I can not.
只有伟大的、永不畏惧的勇士 才能使用这把剑 Only a great warrior without fear the heart will be able to use it.
没有伟大的勇士 你肯定斗不过Volcazar Without a great warrior You will not defeat Volcazar.
没有伟大的勇士 你们一族注定灭亡！ And without a great warrior would your tribe be damned!
但是我可以选择中立 因为我只是个预言者而已 But I can also be indifferent. I'm just a pundit.
害族人被囚禁的人又不是我 It's not my fault that the barbarians have been kidnapped, do you?
Gu'ra zul！ Gu'ra zul!
巫师! Wizard!
主人 时间紧迫 恶魔zakidernes必须马上复活 Lord, time is fast approaching. zakidernes temple must be awakened soon.
否则就要错过执行仪式的时机了 抓住他们了么？ Otherwise it becomes impossible to perform the ritual. Is Wreath sons caught?
- 我的任务完成了 - 好极了 现在没人能阻止得了我们 - My mission is complete. - Fantastic. Now nothing can stop us.
强大的恶魔zaal Crane的子民已经被抓起来了 Mighty zaal. Wreath sons are gathered.
从你的昏睡中醒来吧！ Awake from your lethargy!
发生什么了？ What is happening?
这一天终于来了 Finally.
- 怎么了？ - 怎么回事儿？ - What? - What now?
恶魔Zaal没有被满足 因为你少抓了一个！ The mighty Zaal is not satisfied. The absence of one son of Crane.
- 不可能 除非… - 我不清楚… - Impossible. Unless ... - I do not understand ...
- 我们没漏掉一个活着的 - 蠢货！ - We left none alive. - Fool!
我需要抓住所有的野蛮人 你却让其中一个溜了 I need the blood of all living barbarians, and then you let one escape.
- 我也不知道是怎么溜的 - 把他抓回来！马上！ - I can not explain. - Find him for me. Now!
他们在旅行~Alibert~和Ronal for they are in raid Alibert and Ronal
Metalonien最伟大的英雄~ the greatest heroes in Metalonien
呜~呼~一切都顺利~ uh-uh it's going so well
还有那小妞~ and the girls they say
Alibert 你酷毙啦！！！ Alibert you're so delicious
我的村子被毁了 我必须找到神圣之剑 My village has been burned, and I must find Wreath sword.
你就不能安静5分钟让我思考一下么？ Can not the devil be quiet for five minutes so that I can think of?
- 那我就换一首歌颂野蛮族的歌 - 我勒个去 给我打住！ - I sing a song barbarian instead. - For God's sake, no.
Crane他挥舞着神圣之剑用尽全力挥舞着 Crane and he drew his proud sword and drove with all his force
剑刃深深插进Zakidens的脑袋 blade deep in Zakidens must skull burst
等一下 这首歌…你唱的是什么歌？ Wait a minute. The song. What was it?
“圣剑之歌” "Lays Wreath".
有2073句歌词 我全记在脑子里 There are 2073 verses and I do them all by heart.
Crane完全是个娘娘腔 Crane gets totally much pussy.
- 你之前怎么没说过？ - Crane是个娘娘腔？ - Why did not you say something? - That he gets pussy?
不是 我是说这首歌 关于Crane的歌 No, about the song. It's about Crane.
你刚才唱了关于那把剑的歌 歌里有没有说那把剑在哪？ You have sung a verse of his sword. Is there one that tells you where it is?
crown的血~从他的胸口~流了七天七夜~~… from the crown of his chest the blood flowed it was bleeding day and night
停 停 接着他死之后的事开始唱 No no. After he dies. Come on. Sing.
他用神圣之剑~~代替他的墓碑~~没有人记得在哪~~… his grave was placed the sword Instead, now forgotten
只有精灵农场的智者之书~~记载着它在哪~~… Only Wisdom Book of Elves Farm knows where it is stored
精灵农场的智者之书 就是这个！ Wisdom book of Elves Farm. That's it.
- 我们得去精灵农场 - 要去那么？ - We need to Elf Farm. - Should we do it?
- 去那就知道怎么才能找到剑了！ - 精灵小妞也很正点！ - This is how you find the sword! - Girls are Elven pishamrende delicious.
这次旅行棒极了！！！ It will be a great trip, it here.
OK 我要订两条规矩 第一条：我们不是在旅行 Okay, I have two rules here at the turn. A: This is not a raid.
第二：我们或多或少得有点远征的精神 不是去玩儿的 And two: Do ??we have something that is smallest expedition-style, we go around it.
- 就这么规定了 行不？ - 没问题 - Is it a deal? - Check.
我们现在违反的是第一条还是第二条规矩？ Is that rule number one or two we've just violated?
赶紧逃命！ Run for your life.
Shit！这TMD怎么了？ Shit! What the hell is this?
这TMD到底怎么回事？ What the hell was that?
别打！别打！ No! No!
哎呦！ Ouch!
- 你是谁？你是他们的人？ - 喘不…喘不过气了… - Who are you? Are you one of them? - My ... my neck.
回答我！ Answer me!
我就是个路人甲 我对灯发誓 I'm just a random passersby. I swear.
我不是故意打扰你杀这些… It was not my opinion to disturb you in the middle of your ...
- 杀这些路人乙丙丁… - 是他们先想杀我的 - Slaughter of random men. - They challenged me to a duel.
哦…别再来第二次了 Oh no, not again.
滚吧 我可不想杀你 Get out of here. You may be allowed to live.
她看起来正是我们要找的勇士 She is like when the warrior we need to crown a sword.
什么？你疯了？你说她这个暴力精神病是我们要找的？ What? Are you insane? She is fucking violent psychopath.
- 对 就是她 你去问问 - 我可不去 - Yes, exactly. Ask her. - No.
胆小鬼…Yo！小妞 我朋友Ronal想问你点儿事儿 Wanker. Yo, pretty. My friend Ronal would like to ask you something.
像你这样一位有勇有谋的勇士
是否能加入我们的远征 去营救他的族人？ - Out on such an expedition, you know. In order to save his village.
作为回报 我可以让你摸摸我父亲传给我的琵琶 And as a little bonus, I would like let you play a little on my father's lute.
我不知道他在胡扯些什么 I do not know what he's talking about.
把你的手放在我的琵琶上 我教你怎么玩 (suck my lute) put your hand on my lute and let me teach you to suck '
我才不想学怎么玩你的乐器 (instrument 乐器 亦指小弟弟) I will not learn to play on your instrument.
- 我的玩意儿这可是难得让人一摸的 - 我就说这不是个好主意 - You are well expensive. - I said it was not a good idea.
你必须去救那些野蛮人 Another must rescue the barbarians.
- 你是野蛮族的？ - 呃…是的 - Did you barbarians? - Um, yes.
- 野蛮村儿 是你的村子？ - 呃……是的 - The barbarians, it is your village? - Oh, yes.
就是传说中…Metalonien大陆最伟大的勇士的野蛮族？ Them, as they say, are the greatest warriors in Metalonien?
是的 Yes.
不虚此行 我加入你们了 It's a worthy cause. I'll take with you.
为什么? What?
我叫Zandra 是skjoldmoernes族的
- 你们准备去哪儿？ - 精灵王国 - Where are you going? - Elf kingdom.
- 我们先要找到精灵王国在哪 - 我们需要个向导 - We must find out where it is. - We will need a guide.
- 这旁边有个小城镇 先去那 - 等一下 你不能就这样… - There is a nearby city. Come. - No, wait. You can not just ...
- 你有什么问题么？ - …呃 没有 - Do you have a problem with that? - Now ... uh, no.
- 好极了 跟上 - 我发誓你俩挺配的 - Super. Come. - I swear you scoop her husband.
Crane之子！Crane之子！ Son of Crane! Son of Crane!
跟上！快点走！ Come on! Faster!
哦…酷！ Oh, cool.
如果这就是最好的地方~~抱着我的腿~~叫我苏珊~~ Shaving my legs and call me Susan, if this is the sickest place.
- OK 我们到了 - 呃…OK - Okay, we are here. - Uh, okay.
什么事儿？混蛋们 What's up there, assholes?
谁帮我叫辆出租车… Is there not one of you who cares to call a taxi?
- Fuck！ - 这派对可真疯狂 - Fuck. - Grease. There is happy hour.
今天他们也许在这儿 跟在我身后 There are many in there today. Stay behind me.
我们悄悄进去 We walk quietly in, find a directory -
在别人发现之前悄悄出来 - And go again before any notice to us.
別打打杀杀 OK？ And without a fight, okay?
求你了？ Please?
- 好吧 - 谢了 - As you wish. - Thank you.
啵呤~啵呤~啵呤~爆你菊花~ Bing, Bing-li-bing-bing. l your ass.
Crane之子！Crane之子！ Son of Crane! Son of Crane!
我就对她说：“你的双峰有点累了 要不要我帮你揉揉？” So I said to her: "Your breasts looks tired. Should I keep them? "
你妈妈的双峰下垂得最最厉害！ Your mother has always had the longest tits.
嘿！嘿！轮到你了 伙计 Hey! Hey! Now stop you, buddy.
我告诉你 她很生气 伙计 I tell you. She was angry, man.
你可赢不了这么多钱 不过你可以试试 You can not win them all. But you can try.
- 要点什么？ - 我们想找个向导 - What do you want? - We are looking for a guide.
就剩最后一个了 在厕所旁边 问问Elric There is only one left. Down by privy. Ask for Elric.
嘿 谁点的扎啤 还有双倍曼哈顿？ Hey, who ordered a pint and a double Manhattan?
OK 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
呃…嘿…呃…你是Elric么？ Uh, hey. Uh, you're Elric?
沉浸在夜晚的光辉~投身于太阳的怀抱 Devoted to vote lights in the evening sun's embrace.
恒星之子面向太阳母亲 Stellar Kids Head Mother Sol to rest.
雾霭的低吟是那忧伤的叹息 l dark sounds pensive sigh sake.
我感觉到你的到来 我们精灵感知着万物的存在 I sensed you'd come. We elves are connected with all living things.
让我们的灵魂相互碰撞 Let our souls meet.
你胸怀雄鹰的理想 却只有如老鼠蛋蛋一般渺小的斗志 You bear the eagle fantasy and scrotum mouse will.
战争的号角在你心中激荡 哈库纳玛塔塔！ Copper beech music rests in your heart. Kormamin lindua ka'elja.
不错 很动听 我叫Ronal 我想… Yes, it sounds exciting. My name is Ronal and we have some pieces ...
名字只是个代号 Names have no meaning.
- 我需要… - 精神指引还是肉体欢愉？ - I need ... - Spiritual or physical directions?
我想去精灵王国 We need to Elf Farm.
一个神圣的声音跟我说 我应该帮助你 站好了！ Devoted voice will tell me though I must help you. Stand still!
让我洞悉你的未来 哈库纳玛塔塔！ Let me penetrate your aura. Kormamin lindua ka'elja.
哈库纳玛… Kormamin lindua ...
风儿让我追随着你 我的弓为你的巨剑张开 (bow 弓 精灵的武器 亦指女人下体；sword 剑 指小弟弟) The wind tells me to follow you. My bow will sing with your sword.
O…K… Okay ...
呃…见鬼 For hell.
- 嘿 我找到向导了 - 我的弓为你的巨剑张开 - Hey, I found him. - My bow will sing with your sword.
走了 赶紧离开这儿 Yes. Come, let us hasten out.
嘿 这么早就走啊
跟大爷跳个小舞怎么样啊 What do you say to a little dance?
嘿 伙计们 不好意思 我们赶时间 Hey guys, sorry, it's okay. We go now.
- 我接受你的挑战 - 神马？ - I accept your challenge. - What?
要么你死 要么我活！ You may defeat me or die.
- 我们不该惹麻烦 - 他们竟挑战我！ - We should not create problems. - They challenged me.
你答应过的 不打打杀杀 You promised. In and out without a fight.
好吧 那你来解决他们 Okay. So, you control it all by herself.
嘿 小妞 大爷要等得不耐烦了
听着… Listen ...
朋友 我觉得挑战确实挺刺激… Friends, I know, I think it's super cool to declare -
但是我们真的赶时间 何况这有一大堆人能跟你玩儿的… - But we have a bit busy, and there is probably plenty here who want to fight, -
所以 您大人有大量 放我们一马 - So if that's okay with you, I think just, we slip.
- Zandra！ - 我得信守诺言 - Zandra! - I do not mix myself.
宝贝儿原来在这儿 Lovely suppeben it here.
怎么骑马的 你们！ So ride, however, properly!
见过我的“宝贝儿”么？我可以让你摸摸哦 Have you seen this one before? I can teach you to play it.
有没有感觉到一股爱的冲动？ Make it you horny?
我感觉到…有一种攻击性很强的东西在这个房间里… I sense great aggressiveness in the room.
有遗言吗？ Any last words that stump?
- 他死定了 - 我擦？ - He is dead. - What the hell?
太TM恶心了 It is damn too nauseating.
- 让我来给你新开个菊洞 - 够了 放开她 - Now you can get a new asshole. - It is enough. Let him be.
黑暗骑士！ Black Riders.
Crane之子！Crane之子！ Son of Crane! Son of Crane!
- 带走他！ - 不！救命！ - Take him! - No! Help!
Zandra！ Zandra!
敢跟Volcazars王子斗的人都不会有好下场 Nobody sits up against the Prince Volcazars riders go unpunished!
要爆炸了！ It explodes!
快跑！ Move!
嘿 到底是谁点的双倍曼哈顿？！！ Hello! Who is it who ordered a double Manhattan?
哎呦！我的屁股！ Ouch, my ass!
酒精含量：110% 1 10% ALCOHOL
MLGBD！ Curse!
棒极了 我的主人 再来一杆 您打破自己的记录了 Fabulous, my lord. One hits more and you have beaten your record.
但是在下次满月之前 我们必须抓住那个漏网之鱼 But we must find the last Son of Crane before the next full moon.
- 你打扰我瞄准了 - 我请求您的宽恕 主人 - You destroy my concentration. - I beg your pardon.
- 说话？ - 又让他跑了 主人 - Hello? - The target escaped, sir.
比我们预想的要难抓 他得到了一些勇士的协助 The task is harder than we thought. He enlists the help of a strong warrior.
我们需要支援 We will need reinforcement.
我的忍耐是有限的！ I tolerate no insults!
把他抓回来！还有他的同伙 Bring them to me. Both of them.
你知道我们在哪么？似乎我们在原地绕圈子 Do you know where we are? It seems as if we go in circles.
风儿告诫我的灵魂 我们即将踏入精灵的领地 The wind speaks to my soul. We are soon in elves' realm.
你两天前就这么说了 我们迷路了 你个该死的！ You said that two days ago. We're lost, dammit.
我们会渴死！ We die of thirst.
- 哈 - 渴死还那么开心？ - Ha. - What is it that's so funny?
我耳闻野蛮族的抗争精神和力量 但是你一样没有 I have heard of barbarians against and strength, but you have neither.
你只是不断的抱怨、抱怨 You just go and whine and hiss.
再想想你竟然还是个野蛮族的 听上去就好笑 It's funny when you consider the family you come from.
我那么没用 那你还加入我们干什么？ Why are you with if you think I whining?
- 你跟我们野蛮族有什么瓜葛？ - 你管不着 - What is your deal with the barbarians? - It's my own affair.
停下！快看！ Stop! See.
- 看什么？ - 我们精灵可以同万事万物进行沟通 - And that means ...? - We elves can communicate with everything.
我与它的灵魂相互碰撞 为我们指引正确的方向 I unite myself with its soul and causes it to show us the output.
哈库纳玛塔塔！ Kormamin lindua ka'elja.
哈库纳玛… Kormamin lindua ...
哎呦！我那柔美的精灵嘴唇！ Ouch! My beautiful elf lip!
找到了 就在这后边！ There. On the other side. There is no maze on the other side.
精灵王国的入口 The entrance to the elven kingdom.
我们找到啦！ I did it.
精灵港口！芝麻开门！ Elves Port, I greet you.
你不觉得这不是大门儿么？ Did you not think it was an entrance?
- 哦！好家伙 - 走吧 - Oh! Wild! - Come on.
等等！我们的灵魂需要接受守护者的检验 Stop! First, our souls are weighed the gatekeeper.
只有心灵纯洁的人才允许进入 (right casting 亦指发育正常) Only those of the right casting may be allowed to go through.
那些不正常的人怎么办？ What about those not have the proper casting?
你说谁？呃…那他就会被墙壁挤碎 Who? Well. They are crushed by the rock wall.
- 能快点么？ - 不行 - Well, shall we go? - Well it I can not.
- 为什么？ - 我是个发育失常野蛮人 - What? - I am a miserable barbarian.
我不像正常野蛮族人发育的那样 I have not exactly the right casting.
- 你理解错了 - 别多想了 我们走 - It is not meant that way. - Forget it. We go around it.
这是你发起的行动 跟着感觉走就行了 When you are on the raid, , follow the directory.
我要是进去了肯定没命 The only thing we get out of it is to be killed.
既然你说是我发起的 But now you call it a raid, remember that it is my cruise.
那我决定从旁边这个可笑的柱子上爬过去 跟我走！ And I decide that we go outside the ridiculous port. Come on!
看到没？没有陷阱、没有门槛、什么也没有 See. No booby traps, no gates, no anything.
遇到的问题都是可以解决的 只要你跳出定式 努力思考 This expedition-nonsense is so predictable. If just thinking a bit outside ...
- 哎呦！我的尾骨！ - 刚才那到底是什么？ - Ouch, my tailbone, man. - What the hell was that?
我感知到 我们冒犯了守护者… We have offended gatekeeper. I sense ...
他非常生气！ ... great danger!
快跑！ Run!
快点！ Faster!
Ronal！ Ronal!
快跟上！ Come!
哎呦！ Ouch, man.
蠢货！你那SB主意差点害死我们所有人！ Fool! Your moronic idea was to beat us all to death.
我是尽力避开麻烦而已 I tried just to steer us out of trouble.
你尽力了？这就是你没尽力的生动的例子 Ronal You tried? Here the "samples" just not good enough, Ronal.
任务嘛 总会遇到麻烦的 On a mission there will always be problems.
要解决麻烦而不是避开它 Solve them instead of going around it.
这就是神圣而不可侵犯的精灵神殿 This is the Elves Temple.
这是全世界 那浩瀚无垠的智慧的中心 The focal point of all wisdom in the world.
智慧之书 就被安祥地陈列在塔的顶层 Wisdom book of lies in the tower's upper chamber -
那样就可以让月亮女神 在这静谧的夜晚 一览书中的奥妙 - So the moon can read in the on his journey across the night sky.
那里是圣地中的圣地 It is the holiest of holies.
- 够了 简单点说 不就是我们得去塔顶么！ - 嘘！ - Fair enough. So is it that we have to get up. - Hush!
看 See.
游客莫入！王国弓箭手有一双鹰眼 No one from outside should get into. The King Archers have eyes like hawks.
- 该死的 - 没有活物能躲过他们的目光 - Shit. - They kill everything they see.
照你这么说肯定很难进去 我来解决这两个 So it must be the hard way. I take the front two.
不用 No.
- 这个由我来 - 你疯了吗？ - I do it. - What?
我一个人就够了 Alone.
好好想想 他们一看到你 你就没命了 Think about it. They kill you, as soon as they see you.
我知道 I know, -
但是他们绝对看不到我 - But they will not see me.
药水不多了 而我是最瘦的 等我回来 There is not much left and I am the least of us. Wait here.
要是我高中时代有这药水就爽了 This one I could have used in high school.
看到我在做什么动作了么？看不见吧？ What do l do? Smart, no?
- 怎么了？ - 有一块你忘涂药水了 - What? - You are missing a spot.
该死的 用光了 该死的 这下好了 Fuck! It is empty. Fuck, it's typical.
别紧张 Ronal 它看起来跟M&M豆似的 没人会注意到 Relax, Ronal. They are small dumplings Nobody will notice.
- 在这儿等我 - 想去就去吧 Ronal 你会被“爆鸟”的 - Wait here. - Let be, Ronal. You will be killed.
哎呦！ Ouch!
“我有点头疼” “我累了” “孩子们又醒了” 一堆废话 "I have a headache," "I'm tired" "The kids wake up!" And blah, blah, blah.
有这样的老婆真是太倒霉了 她得恶心你一辈子 With such a wife is the bummer, one lives forever.
可不是么
哎呦！ Ouch!
谁在哪？ 490 看起来连个鬼影也没有 Who's there?
Well, there was not a damn thing anyway.
- 然后呢？你这周六准备好了么？ - 你秀逗了么？我生下来就准备好了 - What then? Are you ready for this Saturday? - Are you crazy? I was born ready!
- 够有种！ - 只不过是去接受心理测试罢了 - Coolest! - I just have to be psycho-baskelam!
有个窗户开着 There is open.
哎呦！ Ouch!
该死的 我体力不够了 Fuck, I'm in bad shape.
哦！ Oh!
该死的老鼠 Accursed rat!
哦！ Oh!
Wow！找到了 Wow. There it is.
看看都写了什么…神圣之剑… So what is what here? Wreath sword -
神圣之剑…该死的…记在哪了？… - Wreath sword how the hell finderjeg Wreath sword?
在这… There's that damn.
神圣之剑…还算容易 Wreath sword. Well, but it was easy enough.
看起来谁都没发现我嘛 It's like when no one who discovers.
- 有老鼠！ - 把老鼠干掉！ - A killer rat! - Kill the rat!
使用毒箭！ Use the poisoned arrows.
追！ After it!
杀了它！杀了它！杀了它！杀了它！ Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
快追！射它！ Faster! Shoot it down!
- 啊哦…该死的 - 正中靶心！ - Ow, damn it! - Yes! Pig is down!
请你喝一杯怎么样？ Well, how much takes you to drink?
- 不用 我得坐下来抽会儿 - 你有大麻？ - Nothing. I'll smoke me on the floor. - Did you get hold of Elrond mother's weed?
啊~ Av.
书上说Crane被葬在不朽之山 The card says that Crane was buried in eternity Mountain.
身为精灵的我 用灵魂感知到 他在很远…很远…很远的… My elfin soul feel it is far, far ...
那不就是么？ Is not it there?
…哦 就在附近 命运女神是站在我们这边的 ... it is just nearby. Destiny is on our side.
啊~ Av.
不 Not.
- 看来我错怪你了 - 你说什么？ - I mistook you. - What?
我是说你在神殿里的事儿 你成功了 There in the temple. You did it.
我是说…几乎成功了 你拥有野蛮族的品质 Yes, almost certainly. You do barbarians honor.
呃…谢了 Uh. Thank you.
但是…我还得磨斧子 Well, but ... I have also an ax to be sanded.
我有时在想… I got to thinking ...
别人从来都没有跟我说过… I've never really been told ...
…反正谢谢你能加入 ... thanks for that you took with me.
事实上 没有你我自己成不了事儿 Actually anerjeg not know how would have done it without you.
呃…OK Uh ... okay.
我们最好休息一下 明天就要去找命运之剑了 Well, we'd better get some sleep. Maybe we crown the sword tomorrow.
我来站岗放哨 我们精灵不用睡觉 你们可以安心睡觉 I keep watch. We elves do no sleep. I can safely sleep.
- Ronal 我能问你个问题么？ - 呃…好的 没问题 - May I ask you something, Ronal? - Uh, yes, of course.
野蛮人什么样？ How are the barbarians?
- 野蛮人有点笨笨的 - 我问的意思是… - They're not very clever. - I thought more ...
他们的心灵怎么样？ How are they here?
这个… Well.
呃… Uh.
野蛮人总会在你需要帮助的时候伸出援手 A barbarian is always ready to help one when you need it.
不管有多危险或多坎坷 他们总是会战胜一切 Regardless of how dangerous and disruptive it is. And they go on raids constant.
他们不害怕任何事情 很难相信我是个野蛮人 对吧？ They are not afraid of anything. Hard to believe I am one of them, huh?
- 他们也是好战的一族 对吧？ - 对 全世界上最好战的 - And they are good fighters, right? - Yep. The best in the world.
很难找对手 It's just so hard to find a decent fighter.
是的 呃…你说什么？ Yes. Uh, what?
我继承的是skjoldmoernes一族最古老的血统
离这里很远 Far, far away from here.
我们的宗教规定我们必须嫁给能打败自己的人才行 Our religion requires that I only marry the one who can defeat me.
很多男人尝试打败我 Many have tried to win over me -
但是我实在是太厉害了 - But I was too strong.
而且每一次打败求婚者 我就变得更加厉害 And for every duel I won, I was just stronger.
同时 我却只能眼睁睁看着别的女孩找到了自己的归宿 Meanwhile, I could only watch as the other found himself a girlfriend.
一个接着一个 最终 我成了剩女 One by one. Eventually I was the only one left.
很难再找到敢于向我挑战的人了 It took longer and longer between that someone dared to challenge me.
最终 没有人再敢向我求婚了 Then the suitors just up get.
教皇有些不耐烦了 The top of the trunk became impatient.
他们让我周游世界 去找一个能打败我的人做丈夫 They told me to go into world to find a worthy husband.
一个身怀绝技、能打败我的人 A warrior with the strength to defeat me.
要是有人能杀了我 我会心存感激 If one kills me, I will obey his slightest command.
但至今我还没有找到这样的人 There have been no, who were strong enough.
我去过的所有地方中 野蛮族是我遇到的最强的一族 But everywhere I've been, say, Barbarians are the strongest warriors -
也许你村子里的某人可以打败我 - So maybe a barbarian from your village meet me.
- 这就是为什么我加入你 - 呃…OK？ - That's why I went with you. - Uh ... Okay.
- OK什么？ - 这个嘛… - Okay, what? - Well, then ...
你刚才说的这些…跟爱情有什么关系？ What you just said, what it has to do with love?
我应该爱能战胜我的人 我等得太久了 I would love that conquers me. I've waited so long.
Wow！ Wow.
我…以前从未对别人说过这些 I have never told this to anyone before.
说了…感觉…真好 It feels so ... nice.
你知道吗 Ronal 跟你说这些…感觉真好 You know, Ronal? It is actually nice talking to you.
我喜欢你… You are also lovely.
- 呃…喜欢跟你…说话 - 啊~ - Uh, talk to, I think. - Well.
要是我是那个意思 就不得不跟你大干一场了… And if I had meant it in the otherwise, would we have beaten.
- 是啊 你肯定打不过我… - 是啊 赢了你就太奇怪了… - No, it would not be so fortunate. - It would be a little strange.
- 什么东西？ - 我不知道 - What was it? - I do not know.
嘿 Elric Hey, Elric.
精灵不用睡觉 Elves do not sleep.
- 那个响声是什么？ - 我感知到有个不容寻常的声音 - What is it that says the sound? - I sense a common voice.
没人能逃过Volcazars王子的掌心 No one escapes Prince Volcazars anger!
Ronal 小心！ Ronal, beware!
Zandra！ Zandra!
- 该死的！ - Ronal等我！ - Curse! - Ronal, wait for me!
Ronal！ Ronal!
Oh fuck！ Oh, fuck!
Satan！ Satan!
被他们逃了 They are gone.
别追了！走人！ No! Move!
Zandra！ Zandra!
- 不！不！不！ - 我们会救出到她的 - No, no, no. - We find her.
现在就追还来记得 快追！ If we go now so we collect them. Come.
- 你做什么了？ - 我不知道 - What did you do? - I do not know.
亚马逊人 The Amazons.
- 没脱靶！ - 恭喜你 甜心儿 - It's stuck. - Congratulations, honey.
…就这样 多晒会儿太阳 ... simply so much sun.
看到我新买的鞋了么？漂亮不？ See my new shoes. Are not they amazing?
- 这儿是女儿国么？ - 这就是男人的天堂 - It's only women. - I died and gone to heaven.
- 嗨 女士们 近来可好？ - 那是什么东西？ - Hi, girls. What is happening? - What is that?
- 有点像胃囊 - Hello~很高兴见到你 - Oh, totally botched stomach pouch. - Hello. Good to see you.
至高无上的女王 我们在丛林里捉到了这两个女人 High Queen, we have captured these women in the jungle.
我们把她们带到您这里 好来决定她们的命运 We have taken them with them, so they can decide their fate.
把她俩扶起来 让我仔细看看 Stand them up. Let me see them.
的确是很奇特的女人 我从没见过这种类型的 Maximum remarkable women. I've never seen anything like it.
- 这长的是什么？ - 啊哦！ - What is it? - Ow!
- 下巴上竟然长着毛发！ - 太恶心了！ - One even has hair on his chin. - How clumsy!
- 我的女王 - 大胆！冒牌女 - High Queen. - Ten, shoddy girl.
- 谁让你讲话的？ - 我们不是女的 - Who has asked you to speak? - We are not women.
- 好吧 我们是男的 男~的~！ - 男的？ - Well, we are such men then, no? - Men?
- 还算有点男人味儿 - 男的？ - Or so nearly so. - Men?
上帝显灵了！上帝听到了我们的祈祷！他送来了两个男人！ Heaven be praised. The gods have heard our prayers and sent us two men.
终于等到这一天 能让我们繁衍后代 Finally the time has arrived where we can pursue our tribe.
在嘿咻之前 把他们关起来 Before them the sacred mating cabins.
- 什么？ - 什么！ - What? - What!
今天先干那个瘦的 胖子留到明天 We take the thin first. Him here we save for tomorrow.
不 救命！我才不跟你们… No, help. No, I will not!
跟你说 那事儿其实得两个男人一起干才能完成！ Honestly, man. It can not be l you know. I will also be paired with.
为啥让他先爽？ It's fucking typical it here.
不！ No!
- 主人 - 有什么好消息么？ - Lord. - What's new?
我们抓到协助那个野蛮人逃跑的勇士了 We have caught the warrior who has barbarian helped to escape.
让我看看 Looking at it.
一个skjoldmoernes族人
- 并且是一个长相还过得去的 - 给我个武器 让我战斗 - And a very pretty one. - Give me a gun and let me fight.
别急 一样一样来 Each thing in its time.
你有种再碰我一下试试 No one put a hand on me with impunity.
你惹火我了！ So die then!
不得不承认 你身手不错 Impressive. You are a woman of my choice.
但可悲的是 你就要死在我手里了 Sad that I will have to to kill you!
什么？ What?
愚蠢的女人 Foolish woman.
我听说过你们一族的宗教 现在你是我的人了
这就是你的命运 It is your destiny.
你打败了我 You have defeated me.
天灵灵~地灵灵~ Bunkering piercing is too fat.
生个孩子行不行~ Double piercing is the shit.
Yes！是时候轮到我了吧？ Yes! It was damn time. Is it my turn?
仪式结束了 明天才轮到你 The ceremony is over. You will be used tomorrow.
- 什么？明天？ - 是女王吩咐的 - What? Tomorrow? - The queen's order.
回来！我也希望得到他那样的待遇！ Come back! I will also be abused!
- 你锁门了吗？ - 当然 - Did you lock? - Of course.
嘿 你想干什么？ Hey, what are you doing?
- 我们必须离开这儿 - 明天就轮到我了 我怎么办？ - We must leave. - What about all the Amazons?
Zandra现在很危险 我们必须找到神圣之剑去救她 Zandra is in danger. We must find Wreath sword and help her.
- 能再等一个星期么？ - 我们不能丢下她不管！ - Can he wait a week. - We can not leave her behind.
- 我们就不能重新找个勇士么？ - 我就需要Zandra！ - Can not we find another warrior? - I want Zandra!
嘿 你一开始可不需要她来着 Hello, you would not have her help to start with.
Fuck you！我要留在这儿 跟那些小妞跳点小舞 做点小爱 Fuck you! I will be here and having hot love with hot babes.
这才是我参加远征的唯一目的！ It's the only reason I was taken with the expedition.
哦 我差点忘了 你这不是远征 你真是无聊之极 Oh, I forgot. You're not on expeditions. You're just fucking boring.
你爱咋咋地 我走！ Fine. Stay here.
反正到头来你什么忙也没帮上 You are not to help a damn thing anyway.
哦 我就喜欢唱歌 Oh, I just love the song.
妈的！CTMD！ Damn! Fucking shit!
哦 我都做了什么？Ronal 我来了 Oh, what the fuck I walk in, man? Ronal, I come.
- 女王殿下？ - 我刚好像来看看你 - My queen? - I just had to see you.
我第一眼见到你 欲火就让我浑身发烫 Ever since I saw you the first time is my body trembled with longing.
我知道这违反了仪式 不过我现在就想要你 I know it's against the rules, But I must have you.
- 恕我… - 我忍受不了了！占有我！ - If I may ... - I can not control myself. Take me!
占有我！哦~爽极了！ Take me! Oh! Yes!
虐待我！ Take me!
住手！ Stop!
不幸的是我现在不在状态 因为我的朋友在等我 Unfortunately I can not, Mrs. Queen. My friend needs me.
你说什么？ What?
我回来的时候 很期待再次与您相拥 Maybe I can be taken prisoner again on the return trip.
警卫！ Alarm!
- 蠢猪！你个不识趣儿的蠢猪！ - 这婊子疯了！ - Pigs! Some men are pigs! - Insanity bitches, man!
- 你必须履行你的义务！ - 不许跑！ - L progresses from your responsibility! - And l pissing on board!
男人都会拜倒在我的双峰之下！ Men just hung from my balls!
Elric？ Elric?
刻的都是野蛮族的祖先 It's all the first barbarians.
Wow！ Wow.
您好 Hello.
我需要您的圣剑 我会爱惜它的 I need your sword. I'll take good care of it.
简单的过头了 Wow It is quite easy. Wow.
啊…抱歉 Yes. I'm sorry.
Zandra？ Zandra.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
一次又一次从我手中溜走 真不愧是野蛮人中的逃跑高手 Time after time you escaped my best riders barbarian.
不过你最终会来这里 正如我的Zandra说的那样
神圣之剑 世上唯一能伤到您的剑 Wreath sword. The only weapon in the world that can harm you.
Zandra？ Zandra?
非常好 你做的很好 Excellent. You have served me well.
- 就像您往常吩咐的那样 我的主人 - 到底怎么回事儿？ - As you have commanded me, my lord. - What the hell is happening?
快走！最后一个野蛮人 赶快送到我的巫师那里 Move! The barbarians are here a rendezvous with my mage.
我猛烈地感知到 Ronal现在处于危险当中 I sense that Ronal is in great danger.
- 做你该做的 巫师 - 乐意效劳 主人 - Do what you must, sorcerer. - With pleasure, sir.
- Ronal？ - Gorak？ - Ronal? - Gorak?
- 这就对了 - 不！不！不！ - There you go. - No, no, no!
终于！魔王Zaal 请聆听您谦卑的仆人的召唤 Finally! Mighty Zaal, listen to your humble servant!
Crown之子的血液都收集齐了 Blood from the crown of the sons are gathered.
让我们再次感受到您的淫威吧！ Grant us access to your temple!
他在做什么？ What are you doing?
每隔一千年 Zakidernes魔王就可以重生一次… Only once every ten thousand years, it possible for Zaal, Zakidernes god -
重生在我们这个世界上 我只不过是做了终极的献祭 - Get in touch with our world. I offer the ultimate sacrifice.
将魔王召唤出来的人 The sons of the warrior who sent him into exile to the hereafter.
作为回报 将得到他的神力 And as a reward he will give me His divine power.
一切都会成为浮云！ All will undergo -
一切都会结束！ - Or die!
再接近我们就会被发现了 Pis. We can no longer reach without being detected.
Ronal！ Ronal!
你到底想怎样？快走！走起来！ What the hell's wrong with you? Come on! Lift your feet!
快走！上台阶！ Come on! Up the stairs with you!
在这儿等着 Wait here.
- Ronal！ - Alibert！ - Ronal. - Alibert!
- 你怎么在这儿？ - 无论如何 坚持住！ - What? - Hold up, however.
接着走 你个蠢货！ Going forward, you wretch.
Ronal你把神圣之剑放哪了？ Ronal, where have you done Wreath of swords?
我什么办法也没有 剑掉在祭坛下边 我就被逮到了 There is nothing to do. It lies on the altar below. Hurry away.
一听到他们像猪一样惨叫 我就觉得兴奋 I am not satisfied, until they scream like the pigs they are!
魔王zaal 我们为您献上Crown之子的血液 Mighty zaal we bestow you blood from the crown of the sons.
愿您的原力与我们同在！ Let your dark bless us.
再过不久 我的力量会如同上帝般的存在 Soon I am more powerful than a god -
并且我的王妃也会成为不朽之人 - And thou shalt be my queen in the immortal life.
嘿！你在哪干什么？ Hey! What are you doing here?
- 呃… - 杀了他 - Uh ... - Kill him.
不 等等 我是主唱Alibert No, wait. I am master Alibert.
来自游唱团 And the bard!
我是来为你们助兴的…在…祭祀仪式上 I'm here to play for your party ... just occult ritual.
这个能证明我说的是真的 This one knows l may.
你的裸体让我热血沸腾~ your buff it makes me crazy
在舞台上的你是否能看见~ on the dance floor can you see it
你额头的魅力让我余温不减~ your skull charm it gives me warm
紧紧相拥~你是我最珍贵的宝贝~ little cuddles sweet treasure
- 闭嘴 难听死了！ - 哦！ - Shut up, crap. - Oh!
- 不爱听那就拜拜了 - 别跑 你个小东西 - See you. - Come back, you little shit!
被选中之人请上前一步 Let The Chosen One step forward!
- 嘿 Ronal - 神圣之剑 - Hey, Ronal. - Wreath sword.
- 我这就帮你解开 - 我们必须先救大家 - I make you free. - We must liberate the others.
- 我尽我所能 - 怎么回事儿？ - I hurry as well as I can. - What the hell?
放下屠刀 乖乖投降吧！ Drop the splice. You have no chance.
来啊 使出你吃奶得劲儿 Come on. Give me your best shot.
好样的 不过… Beautiful. It was really ...
- 你怎么搞的？ - 抱歉 - What the hell? - Sorry.
怎么了？ What?
这一招我忍了好久了！ It is here I fuckin looking forward to!
Oh yeah！ Oh yeah!
- 杀了他们 - 但是… - Kill them. - But ...
- 这是命令！ - Zandra！ - That's an order! - Zandra!
你是属于我的 别忘了
是的 主人 Yes, my lord.
- Ronal！ - 你不必这么做！ - Ronal. - You do not do it here.
Volcazar把我打败了 这是我的命运 Volcazar has defeated me in a duel. It is my destiny.
Zandra 是我啊 Zandra, that's me.
太荒唐了 这怎么能是你的命运？ It's completely ridiculous. Is this really your destiny -
为了孤独求败而战 - To beat the only who love you to death -
就因为某个疯子战胜了你 就对他言听计从？ - Simply because some maniac has beaten you in a fight?
小心！ Watch out!
Ronal！ Ronal!
Zandra！ Zandra.
放开我！ Let me go!
主人 赶紧喝光它 Lord, make haste and bottom before it is too late.
哈库纳玛塔塔！ Clever boy. Down with the needle.
Oh shit！ Oh, shit.
去死吧！ Die!
不！ No!
黑暗即将笼罩整个Metalonien大陆 The darkness must be aroused in Metalonien.
地狱的嘶吼即将响彻天际！ The sound of screams must rise to the sky.
万事万物必须臣服于我 All must submit to me -
否则只有死路一条！ - Or die!
Fuck！ Fuck!
圣剑之歌！“Crane他挥舞着神圣之剑…用尽全力挥舞着…” Lays Wreath! "Crane took his proud sword and drove with all his force -
“剑刃深深插进Zakidens的脑袋…” - The blade deep in zakidens shell skull burst. "
你必须攻击他的额头 那是他的弱点！ You have to hit him up on his forehead. It is his weak point, man!
你去攻击让我看看！ It's impossible!
别再做无谓的抵抗了 赶紧逃命吧 There is nothing you can do here. Save yourself!
- 什么？ - 你应付不来的 - What? - It's not a place for you.
快逃！ Get out!
不 我受够了逃跑的日子 No. I'm done running around it.
快飞啊 蠢货 Now you behave yourself damn well.
Yes 就这样 给他致命一击！ Yes, indeed! Hit him in the forehead!
- 瞄准额头！ - 那你以为我是想干嘛？ - In the forehead. - What do you think I'm trying?
我要把你想小虫一样捏死！ I'll crush you like an insect!
他真跑去杀他了… He is fucking killed.
Oh 疼死我了！ Oh, damn!
我的攻击如同鹰眼一样百步穿杨 May my aim be sharp as a hawk's and error-free as the great tit.
别乱窜 给我闭嘴！ So stand, be silent!
不！ No!
我瞄准你了！ Now I have you!
尝尝我的宝贝儿 贱货！ Eat lute, your bitch!
不！不！不！ No, no. No!
- Zandra？ - 我的王后 杀了这只跳蚤 - Zandra! - My queen! Kill the fleas here.
你想干什么？你的命运是服侍我 What do you do? Your honor greets you to serve me!
不 结束了 No! It is finished!
那就受死吧！ So die then!
Zandra！ Zandra!
OK 伙计们 让他们看看真正的野蛮人是怎么反抗的！ Okay, folks, let's show them how barbarians are really struggling!
Gorak! Gorak!
- 上啊！兄弟们！ - 燃烧吧 我的小宇宙！ - Come on, guys! - Muscles!
我是不可战胜的存在！ I am invincible!
- 什么？ - 这一下是为了Gundars叔叔的 - What? - This one's for Uncle Gundars!
呃？ Uh?
Holy shit！我的小裤裤勾住屁股了 Holy shit. My g-string sits right up the ass.
Ronal？ Ronal?
Ronal！ Ronal!
哦不！ Oh no.
Ronal 他是最优秀的野蛮人 There are Ronal. The greatest barbarians of us all.
- 怎么回事儿？ - 他还活着！ - What happens? - He lives damn, man!
此时此刻 我感知到了一股猛烈的激情 I feel great love.
真是太感人了~ It's so beautiful.
这回我不用再跟你大干一场了吧？ Now I have not challenged you to a duel, right?
你… You ...
你早已战胜了我的心 Ronal You have already conquered my heart, Ronal.
哦…这对白太俗气了 Then it becomes cheesy.
该摆庆功宴啦！庆功宴！ It's time for beer and beer, beer and beer.
庆功宴！庆功宴！ Beer and beer, beer and beer.
想看看我那超屌的宝贝儿么？ Should l just see something sick?
Wow！ Wow!
- 哦 爽极了 - 我感知到一股肌肉酸痛的feel - Oh, that's good. - I sense a strong muscular rheumatism.
我可是被皮革束缚 困了整整一个星期啊 I have also been tightened up on a leather cross an entire week.
安静 各位 我要宣布一个重要的事情 Keep just shut up, man. I want to say something important.
为了Ronal！这个饥渴的小野蛮人！ For Ronal, the thirsty barbarians in the world.
干杯！ Cheers!
- 你喝过头了 - 该死的野蛮人 - How the hell are you drinking? - Fucking barbarians, man.
Ronal barbarian
He was a weak boy balls had he not
was not pierced anywhere
he was a little geeky chest weak and somewhat cowardly
big balls with hair
hard balls hot babes
with hair delicious babes
tasty balls and oil-lubricated muscles
Ronal barbarian he rules
big balls with hair
hard balls hot babes
with hair delicious babes
tasty balls and oil-lubricated muscles
we are champions
thunder and lightning scary wild
enemy we defy for we have balls
together the team look we dress in leather
Wow where we sweat sunburnt hordes
with pierced nipples
Ronal barbarian he rules