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Cock-a-doodle-doo!

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# Here come the Numtums

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# They're furry and they're fun

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# Here come the Numtums

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# Let's start with number one

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# Bendy Go

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# Dar Dar

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# Champer

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# Gladdy

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# Little Sandy

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# Flinders

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# Humpty Do

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# Coogee

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# Hobart

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# Nimbin

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# One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

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# nine, ten

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# The Numtums. #

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Wow! Oh, oh, ah! Oh, oh, argh!

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I do hope Humpty Do loves our surprise

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- we-totally-love-Humpty-Do party. 
- What's not to love?

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- I've written him a poem. 
- And we've made decorations.

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- And I've written him a poem. 
- And I've painted a picture of him.

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- And I've written him a... 
- Ah! Oh! Oh! Argh!

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- Quick! He's coming this way. 
- Ah! Too late. 
- Oh! Ooh, argh!

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Oh, sorry about your easel, Nimbin. Oh, hi, everyone.

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- Do you want to play? 
- Er, we've got to go. 
- Er, some urgent knitting.

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- Er, not right now. 
- Oh, any other time. 
- Oh.

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Can you keep Humpty Do busy while we get his secret party ready again?

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- Use this to stay in touch. 
- Everyone's run away.

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They think I'm clumsy. No-one wants to play with me.

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- 'Keep Humpty Do busy.' I could play with you. 
- Oh, really?

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- Oh, can we play hide-and-seek? 
- Mm. Do you play it with, er, sticks?

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- No sticks. I hide. 
- Where's he gone? 
- Peekaboo! And you have to find me.

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But first, you have to shut your eyes and count to ten while I hide.

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- Shut my eyes? Now that I can do. One... 
- Hmm. Where to hide...

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- Two... 
- I know! I'll hide behind this leaf.

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- Flinders will never find me here. 
- Three...

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It's just a teeny bit small.

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Four...

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- Oh, I'll hide behind Hobart. 
- Yodel-eh-ee!

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- Oh, Hobart! 
- Yodel-eh-ee! 
- Five...

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- Six... 
- Oh, oh! Where to hide? 
- Seven...

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- Eight... 
- Ah, a tree. Perfect.

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Nine...

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Ten.

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I'm coming to find you.

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Yawn!

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- Oh, Flinders will never find me here. 
- I'm still looking.

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Yeah, I'm so good at hiding,

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- I bet Flinders is looking everywhere for me. 
- I'm still looking... Zzzzzz!

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Come in, Flinders.

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I repeat, come in, Flinders.

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Emergency!

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Flinders is supposed to be keeping Humpty Do busy

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- and he's fallen asleep. And the party isn't ready yet. 
- Don't worry.

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Leave it to Larry.

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Special delivery!

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Wow! It's raining super Numtum comics!

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How do you like my new hat, not-so-super Numtum?

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- You're talking to a litter bin. 
- I'm over here. 
- Yeah, I knew that.

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- What's today's naughty plan? 
- I'm glad you asked. Ha-ha ha!

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These three duckies are called Dennis, Finley and Trixie,

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and Trixie has a quack so deep and husky that with her

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in my power, the world will crumble at her quack and become mine!

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- The end. What do you think of that? 
- Which one is Trixie?

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Trixie is the third duckie - easy to find for a clever koala.

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- This will be fun to watch. 
- Why?

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Well, first, you are NOT a clever koala.

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- Second, you cannot count and... 
- Sixth?

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Ha-ha! Not sixth. Third comes right after second.

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SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY

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And third, you can't see anything because of that giant hat.

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You're trying to trick me. Third comes after first but before second.

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- Why is no-one quaking at her quack? 
- Quack quack!

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Why isn't the world mine?

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Because third comes after second. First, second, third.

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You've grabbed Findlay, the second ducky. I have Trixie.

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What's that, Trixie?

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You're moving to the country where your husky quack will do no harm?

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- Does Findlay have any superpowers? 
- He can float on water.

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Oh, pops-a-doodles!

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Ha ha ha!

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NIMBIN HUMS

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I wonder what Nimbin is painting.

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I shall crawl along this very thin branch to say hello. Hi, Nimbin.

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What you doing? Wow, wow! Oooh!

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- Er, can I see your painting? 
- That will be difficult. 
- Why?

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Um, you're sitting on my easel again.

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Is that the second time I've sat on your easel? Sorry, Nimbin.

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Humpty is on the move. I repeat, Humpty is on the move. Over and out.

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Humpty is on the move and we still need to keep him busy. Over and out.

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- Over and out. 
- Over and out.

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- Hello! 
- Move away, Humpty Do. Breakables alert.

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Everyone thinks I break things... Oof! I wish I wasn't so clumsy.

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- I want to be cool. 
- Did someone say cool? 
- I did! I did!

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- Well, you've come to the right place. 
- I have? 
- Yes.

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Billy and Larry's School of Cool.

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So what do you teach at the School of Cool?

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- We teach the three rules of Cool. 
- Oh! Oh! Goody goody gumnuts!

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- And the second rule of Cool is... 
- Billy, can I have a word?

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- First comes before second. Have you got that? 
- Yes.

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- As I was saying, the first rule of Cool is the move. 
- Can I have a move?

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It's over to our professor of moves and grooves.

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- Ha-ha! Did someone order some Cool? 
- Oh - me, me, me, me, me! I did!

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Look and learn, little Numper! Look and learn.

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DISCO MUSIC

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- Oh! Ha-ha! Do you think you can do that? 
- Yeah!

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MUSIC SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS

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Er, close enough.

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- The... 
- Second. 
- The second rule of Cool is the voice.

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- What's wrong with my voice? 
- What you need is a deep, husky voice.

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- A husky voice? 
- Yeah, and I've got just the voice for you.

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Rrrrrrrrrrr!

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- Argh, argh, argh, argggggghhhhhhhh! 
- Arghhhhhh!

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Rarghhhhh, rarrrrgggghh!

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Is this a throat exercise?

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No, I've just got a Termite Treat caught in my beak. Now we can start.

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- Say something. 
- Whoopsie-doo! 
- Now, say it like this.

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- (DEEP) 
- Whoopsie-doo.

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- (DEEP) Whoopsie-doo. 
- Deeper.

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- (DEEPER) Whoopsie-doo. 
- Deeper. 
- (DEEPER) Whoopsie-doo.

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'Bing-bong! Could Humpty Do please come to the Tasty Termite.'

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- I can show off my new cool image. 
- Wait a minute.

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- We've taught Humpty the first rule of Cool. 
- The move.

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- The second rule of Cool. 
- The voice. 
- But that still leaves the...

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- The third rule of cool. 
- The look.

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Everything's gone dark. Is it night already?

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We have everything ready.

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Oh, here he comes. Let's hide.

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Wo-ho! Whoa! Oh, oh!

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CRASH

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- Whoopsie-doo! 
- Oh, what's the matter with your voice?

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I wanted to become cool then everyone would want to play

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- with me rather than running away. 
- We were only running away

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because we were planning a we-love-Humpty-Do party.

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- We made some decorations. 
- Oh, sorry.

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And I painted you a picture.

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- I'm sitting on your easel again. 
- For the third time!

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But don't worry, the picture is safe.

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Wow! I love it.

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And now, best of all, time for the poem that I wrote you.

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It took me days and days and days.

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"You're not a tiny shrew or a big gnu,

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"An elephant, skunk or kangaroo

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"but our very own perfect Humpty Do and we love you!

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We love you. Yeah!

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Oh, thanks, everyone.

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Well, we do love you, Humpty Do, and in my book,

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that means...

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- ALL: 
- Termite Treats all round.

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Mmm! Termite Treats! Oh, yes!

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Yeah!

