1 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:38,570 去，走，走，走！ 移动它，移动它！ Go, go, go, go! Move it, move it! 2 00:01:38,570 --> 00:01:41,100 走吧，走吧吧！ 快点！ Let's go, let's go! Come on! 3 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,400 这是一个粉末小桶 在那里。 It's a powder keg in there. 4 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,800 没有人动作 直到我们说话 来自市长。 No one moves till we get word from the mayor. 5 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,770 射击！嘿。 Shoot! Hey. 6 00:02:00,070 --> 00:02:02,470 嘿。小女孩。 Hey. Little girl. 7 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,120 停止。 Stop. 8 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:05,860 停止！ Stop! 9 00:02:07,990 --> 00:02:09,950 停下来！ Stay down! 10 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,400 你想要什么，小家伙？ What do you want, little one? 11 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:26,360 你的屁股。 Your ass. 12 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:53,600 嘘！ Boo! 13 00:03:14,230 --> 00:03:15,190 做得好。 Well done. 14 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:36,780 WHO... Who... 15 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,430 你是谁？ who are you? 16 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,690 弗兰克·德雷宾（Frank Drebin），警察小队。 Frank Drebin, Police Squad. 17 00:03:43,170 --> 00:03:44,520 新版本。 The new version. 18 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:04,720 射击。嗯... Shoot. Um... 19 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:18,080 我的名字是 中士弗兰克·德雷本（Frank Drebin）， My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, 20 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,040 侦探中尉， 警察小队， Detective Lieutenant, Police Squad, 21 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,690 一个特别的部门 lapd。 a special division of the LAPD. 22 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:25,910 银行抢劫后的第二天 像其他任何人一样开始。 The day after the bank robbery started like any other. 23 00:04:25,910 --> 00:04:28,700 我醒了 我空的警察公寓， I woke up in my empty cop apartment, 24 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:31,530 凝视着照片 我已故的警察妻子 stared at a picture of my deceased cop wife 25 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,960 然后cho住警察的眼泪。 and choked back cop tears. 26 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,230 一个完美的早晨？当然。 A perfect morning? Sure. 27 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:39,270 但是我不知道 这个城市什么 为我存​​储了。 But I had no idea what this city had in store for me. 28 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,280 我勒个去？ What the hell? 29 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:46,240 嘿！ 他在那里。 Hey! There he is. 30 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,070 路要走，弗兰克！ Way to go, Frank! 31 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:51,590 谢谢。谢谢大家。 Thank you. Thanks, everyone. 32 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:52,550 这是什么？ What is this? 33 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:54,460 不要为他加油！ Don't cheer for him! 34 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,510 你们两个，我的办公室！ You two, my office now! 35 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:02,560 谢谢你， 我刚刚花了两个小时 Thanks to you, I just spent two hours 36 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,170 咀嚼 由市长。 getting chewed out by the mayor. 37 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:07,210 显然，有些 银行强盗 您放入ICU， Apparently, some of the bank robbers you put in the ICU, 38 00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:09,300 他们正在律师 起诉城市。 they're lawyering up to sue the city. 39 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,780 那太荒谬了。 他们是罪犯。 That's ridiculous. They're criminals. 40 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:13,050 这是法律。 It's the law. 41 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:14,960 从什么时候开始警察 必须遵守法律吗？ Since when do cops have to follow the law? 42 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,440 自从永远。 哦，是吗？ Since forever. Oh, yeah? 43 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,790 谁会逮捕我？ 其他警察？ And who's going to arrest me? Other cops? 44 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:19,970 是的。 她是认真的吗？ Yes. Is she serious? 45 00:05:19,970 --> 00:05:20,840 他是认真的吗？ Is he serious? 46 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,880 他是...不。 He's... no. 47 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:24,620 看， 让我保持水晶。 Look, let me be crystal clear. 48 00:05:24,620 --> 00:05:27,890 他们正在威胁 关闭警察小队 因为有你。 They are threatening to shut down Police Squad because of you. 49 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:30,410 老实说，你很幸运 你还在这里工作 Honestly, you're lucky you still work here 50 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:32,540 去年之后 麦当劳事件。 after last year's McDonald's incident. 51 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,630 他们不会卖我 自由薯条。 They wouldn't sell me Freedom Fries. 52 00:05:34,630 --> 00:05:36,980 您逮捕了全体员工！ You arrested the entire staff! 53 00:05:36,980 --> 00:05:38,680 我不是 清楚地思考。 I wasn't thinking clearly. 54 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,680 我对 珍妮特·杰克逊超级碗。 I was furious about the Janet Jackson Super Bowl. 55 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,640 那是20年前！ That was 20 years ago! 56 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:44,900 不是我。 Not to me. 57 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:46,910 我们了解，首席。 你说得对。 We understand, Chief. You're right. 58 00:05:46,910 --> 00:05:48,120 好的。 Good. 59 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:49,730 因为我带你 离开银行工作。 'Cause I'm taking you off the bank job. 60 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,520 什么？ 我把你放了 关于碰撞。 What? I'm putting you on collisions. 61 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,700 马里布发生了撞车事故。 There's a crash up in Malibu. 62 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,260 是的，女士。谢谢。 Yes, ma'am. Thank you. 63 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:59,400 并确保您的车身 实际上已经打开了！ And make sure your bodycams are actually turned on! 64 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:03,140 知道了。相机将打开。 Got it. Camera will be on. 65 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:07,490 德雷宾！ Drebin! 66 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:09,800 这是新的一天 在警察小队！ It's a new day at Police Squad! 67 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:15,150 事情正在发生变化 这么快。 Things are changing so fast around here. 68 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:17,370 我想你真的 不能打架市政厅，是吗？ I guess you really can't fight City Hall, huh? 69 00:06:17,370 --> 00:06:18,980 不，这是一栋建筑物。 No. It's a building. 70 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:21,680 现在，有一个真正的男人。 Now, there's a real man. 71 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:25,810 他们只是不做 像你的流行音乐了。 They just don't make 'em like your pops anymore. 72 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:28,690 我很高兴他不是 看看什么 警察小队来了。 I'm glad he's not around to see what Police Squad has come to. 73 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:31,730 介意我是否花一分钟，埃德？ Mind if I take a minute, Ed? 74 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:32,950 ...当然。 Of... of course. 75 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,180 嗨，爸爸。是我，小弗兰克 Hi, Daddy. It's me, Frank Jr. 76 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,870 我想成为 就像你一样，但是... I want to be just like you, but... 77 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:46,360 同时， 完全不同 和原始。 at the same time, be completely different and original. 78 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:49,050 所以，如果您为我感到骄傲， So, if you're proud of me, 79 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,190 给我一个标志，就像... give me a sign, like... 80 00:06:51,190 --> 00:06:54,100 也许让我看到 猫头鹰之类的东西。 maybe make me see an owl or something. 81 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:56,630 嘿，爸爸。 Hey, Dad. 82 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:59,150 是我，埃德。 It's me, Ed. 83 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:02,550 男孩，我想念你吗？ Boy, do I miss you. 84 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,770 嘿，流行。 Hey, Pops. 85 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:11,380 mm-mm。 Mm-mm. 86 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:19,650 埃德和我拉起了 到马里布车祸 下午2:00左右 Ed and I pulled up to the Malibu car crash around 2:00 p.m. 87 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:21,260 没有什么不寻常的。 Nothing unusual. 88 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:24,920 但是在这个城市， 通常是不寻常的...通常。 But in this city, usual is unusual... usually. 89 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:26,050 我勒个去？ What the hell? 90 00:07:28,490 --> 00:07:30,660 那你怎么样 昨晚约会，弗兰克？ So how was your date last night, Frank? 91 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:33,140 啊，我不能去 通过它。 Ah, I couldn't go through with it. 92 00:07:33,140 --> 00:07:35,140 你取消了吗？ 没有。 You canceled? Nope. 93 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:36,800 我不想让她不高兴 I didn't want to upset her, 94 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,500 所以我有巴恩斯军官 告诉她我被刺伤了 致死。 so I had Officer Barnes tell her I was stabbed to death. 95 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:40,930 你是真实的 浪漫，弗兰克。 You're a real romantic, Frank. 96 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:43,980 但是每个人都需要一个人 甚至像你一样的w夫。 But everyone needs someone, even a widower like you. 97 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:47,420 我还没准备好 打开自己再次爱。 I'm just not ready to open myself to love again. 98 00:07:47,420 --> 00:07:50,070 我让他们等待清理 残骸，你可以 注视它​​。 I had them wait to clear the wreck so you could get eyes on it. 99 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,600 崩溃发生了 凌晨4:00左右 Crash happened around 4:00 a.m. 100 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,690 好吧，没有打滑的痕迹 在路上。 Well, there are no skid marks on the road. 101 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:57,250 他没有刹车 在过去之前。 He didn't hit the brakes before going over. 102 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,470 醉？ Drunk? 103 00:07:58,470 --> 00:08:00,390 一点。就足够了 叫醒我。 A little. Just enough to wake me up. 104 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,090 花哨的汽车。 Fancy car. 105 00:08:03,090 --> 00:08:05,700 是的，这是一个 那些新的 Edentech电气。 Yeah, it's one of those new EdenTech electric ones. 106 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,480 电，是吗？ Electric, huh? 107 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:11,350 我记得什么时候 只有事物 电是鳗鱼，椅子， I remember when the only things that were electric were eels, chairs, 108 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,620 和凯瑟琳·泽塔·琼斯（Catherine Zeta-Jones） 在芝加哥。 and Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago. 109 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:21,760 空药瓶。 Empty pill bottles. 110 00:08:32,030 --> 00:08:33,030 嗯。 Huh. 111 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:39,730 他是谁？ Who was he? 112 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:42,300 西蒙·达文波特（Simon Davenport），现年53岁。 Simon Davenport, 53 years old. 113 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:44,080 没有妻子，没有孩子。 No wife, no kids. 114 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,870 他有一个姐姐 在汉考克公园（Hancock Park） He's got a sister out in Hancock Park, 115 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:48,960 但是我们真的不知道 关于她的一切 除了她的名字。 but we don't really know anything about her other than her name. 116 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,920 贝丝·达文波特。 Beth Davenport. 117 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:54,090 离婚，5'6“，130磅。 Divorced, 5'6", 130 pounds. 118 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:57,440 个性的喷火。 自称为巧克力。 Spitfire of a personality. Self-proclaimed chocoholic. 119 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:02,270 喜欢户外活动 但是一样快乐 卷着一本好书。 Likes outdoorsy things but is just as happy curling up with a good book. 120 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,190 好的。我已经够了。 All right. I've seen enough. 121 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:05,540 将其标记为自杀。 Mark it as suicide. 122 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,670 前进！ Go ahead! 123 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:08,980 带上起重机！ Bring in the crane! 124 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:36,660 哦，我的天哪，已经上了！ 等等，我看到了 我得到的！ Oh, my God, it's up! Wait, I got to see what I got! 125 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,480 是的，我明白了！ 来吧，伙计！ Yes, I got it! Come on, man! 126 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,840 她甚至不能唱歌！ She can't even sing! 127 00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:47,710 中尉？ 怎么了，巴恩斯？ Lieutenant? What's up, Barnes? 128 00:09:47,710 --> 00:09:50,540 看，我知道你不在 先生，银行工作，但我可以 真正使用您的建议。 Look, I know you're off the bank job, sir, but I could really use your advice. 129 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,800 大胆试试吧。 看，是 最奇怪的事情。 Go for it. Look, it's the strangest thing. 130 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,500 所有的小偷从来没有 彼此见面 All the thieves had never met each other 131 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,290 他们都不知道 他们为谁工作。 and none of them knew who they were working for. 132 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:57,770 杰出的！ Brilliant! 133 00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,200 如果他们什么都不知道， 他们不能尖叫。 If they don't know anything, they can't squeal. 134 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,380 任何精心策划的人 这很聪明。 Whoever orchestrated this is very smart. 135 00:10:02,380 --> 00:10:03,860 并明白。 And get this. 136 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,860 强盗被告知 他们可以保留现金。 The robbers were told that they could keep the cash. 137 00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:08,950 组织银行抢劫 并且不保留现金？ Who organizes a bank robbery and doesn't keep the cash? 138 00:10:08,950 --> 00:10:11,470 他们一定是 之后。 They must have been after something else. 139 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,080 你为什么不带来 其中之一？ Why don't you bring in one of the perps? 140 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,430 看看我们是否可以 让他们说话。 See if we can get them talking. 141 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:15,570 知道了。谢谢。 Got it. Thank you. 142 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,480 弗兰克。 你有一个访客。 Heads up, Frank. You got a visitor. 143 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,660 我告诉她在外面等 但是她只是走进去。 I told her to wait outside, but she just walked in. 144 00:10:22,660 --> 00:10:24,010 你要我摆脱她吗？ You want me to get rid of her? 145 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,580 不。 No. 146 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,060 没关系， 我会处理的。 That's okay, I'll deal with it. 147 00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:41,200 哦。 Oh. 148 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,330 在这里，中尉。 Over here, Lieutenant. 149 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,770 我发誓爱 我妻子去世后 I'd sworn off love after my wife died, 150 00:10:49,770 --> 00:10:52,690 但是这个女人是 汇集 正确的方式。 but this woman was put together in all the right ways. 151 00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:55,870 脸，头，肩膀， 膝盖和脚趾。 Face, head, shoulders, knees and toes. 152 00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,870 膝盖和脚趾... Knees and toes... 153 00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:01,180 和底部 任何厕所乞求棕色。 and a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown. 154 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,090 抱歉让你留下 等待，女士。 Sorry to keep you waiting, ma'am. 155 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,010 我该如何帮助您？ How may I help you? 156 00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:10,190 你错了 关于西蒙·达文波特。 You're wrong about Simon Davenport. 157 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:12,140 他不会自杀。 He wouldn't commit suicide. 158 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,670 西蒙·达文波特。 Simon Davenport. 159 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,580 僵硬 马里布崩溃。 The stiff from the Malibu crash. 160 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:17,760 那僵硬是我的兄弟。 That stiff was my brother. 161 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,240 哦，我的意思是...他不是 那真的很僵硬。 Oh, I mean... he wasn't that stiff, really. 162 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:21,330 还没有。 Not yet. 163 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:23,370 更多的软盘和肿。 More floppy and bloated. 164 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,680 不，我的意思是，我很抱歉 为了损失。 No, I mean, I'm so sorry for your loss. 165 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,070 请坐椅。 Please, take a chair. 166 00:11:27,070 --> 00:11:28,550 不，谢谢。 No, thank you. 167 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,030 我有很多 家里的椅子。 I have plenty of chairs at home. 168 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,560 现在，太太... Now, Mrs... 169 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,560 长椅。 Davenport. 170 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:38,740 贝丝·达文波特小姐。 Miss Beth Davenport. 171 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,820 先生。？ 德宾。 Mr.? Drebin. 172 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,350 错过... Miss... 173 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,830 侦探弗兰克·德雷宾（Frank Drebin）。 Detective Frank Drebin. 174 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,440 我认为侦探 有人谋杀了西蒙。 Detective, I think someone murdered Simon. 175 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,440 真的吗？是什么 你认为吗？ Really? What makes you think that? 176 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,970 好吧，他昨晚给我打电话。 Well, he called me last night. 177 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,360 他说他在 某种麻烦。 He said he was in some kind of trouble. 178 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,530 所以我们制定了计划 今天早上见面。 So we made plans to meet this morning. 179 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,280 听起来像 有人计划的人 杀死自己？ Does that sound like someone who's planning to kill themselves? 180 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:59,500 不，当然不是。 No, it certainly does not. 181 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,720 为什么会有人 对他这样吗？ Why would someone do that to him? 182 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,540 相信我， Trust me, 183 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,940 总是有原因 杀死某人。 there's always a reason to kill someone. 184 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:10,290 他有一个 令人讨厌的笑？ Did he have an obnoxious laugh? 185 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:11,900 不。 No. 186 00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:14,030 对不起， 我只是我自己。 Forgive me, I'm just not myself. 187 00:12:14,030 --> 00:12:15,990 没关系。 我也不是你。 That's okay. I'm not you, either. 188 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:19,560 告诉我， Tell me, 189 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,470 你兄弟做了什么 上班？ what did your brother do for work? 190 00:12:21,470 --> 00:12:23,350 计算机。 Computers. 191 00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:25,220 他是程序员 对于理查德甘蔗。 He was a programmer for Richard Cane. 192 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:28,350 天才的人 拯救世界 他的电动汽车。 The genius who's gonna save the world with his electric cars. 193 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,180 好吧，他是第一个人 你应该谈谈。 Well, he's the first person you should talk to. 194 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:32,620 那你可以检查 西蒙的驾驶记录 看看他们是否匹配。 Then you could check Simon's driving records and see if they match. 195 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:33,790 哇，哇。放慢脚步。 Whoa, whoa. Slow down there. 196 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:34,970 打扰一下？ Excuse me? 197 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:37,100 让我们离开 警察对我工作，好吗？ Let's just leave the police work to me, okay? 198 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,100 哦。我懂了。 Oh. I see. 199 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:41,800 同样的旧故事 和像你这样的人。 Same old story with guys like you. 200 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,150 伙计们喜欢我吗？ Guys like me? 201 00:12:43,150 --> 00:12:45,150 顽固的老人 他们知道什么是最好的。 Stubborn old men who think they know what's best. 202 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:51,680 我知道你不高兴， 但这就是我要做的。 I understand you're upset, but this is what I do. 203 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:55,030 如果有人这样做 离开你的兄弟， 我会找到他。 If someone did off your brother, I'll find him. 204 00:12:55,030 --> 00:12:58,640 我很感激，侦探。 但是西蒙就是我所拥有的。 I appreciate that, Detective. But Simon was all I had. 205 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:01,690 所以你会原谅我 如果我不只是坐在身边 希望你能做好工作。 So you'll forgive me if I don't just sit around and hope you do your job. 206 00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:04,520 就是这样 我希望你做。 That's exactly what I expect you to do. 207 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:06,950 当我有什么东西时 我会联系你。 When I have something, I'll contact you. 208 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,350 我正在做一个系列 本周的书读数。 I'm doing a series of book readings this week. 209 00:13:09,350 --> 00:13:10,570 你可以在那里找到我。 You can find me there. 210 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,520 读书？ Book readings? 211 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,740 是的。我写的 真犯罪小说 Yes. I write true-crime novels 212 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,620 基于虚构的故事 我弥补了。 based on fictional stories that I make up. 213 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,310 是的，好吧， Yes, well, 214 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:21,230 您可能会写关于它的 you may write about it, 215 00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,580 但是我活着。 but I live it. 216 00:13:23,580 --> 00:13:27,150 现在，如果你能原谅我， 我们正在举行生日聚会 Now, if you'll excuse me, we're having a birthday party 217 00:13:27,150 --> 00:13:29,410 我是最好的歌手 在办公室。 and I'm the best singer in the office. 218 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,810 第二次思考， 我会拿那把椅子。 On second thought, I will take that chair. 219 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:46,690 哇。 Whoa. 220 00:13:46,690 --> 00:13:49,870 我不记得了 上次有人 那样跟我说话。 I couldn't remember the last time someone had talked to me like that. 221 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,040 那是那种 打扮 您通常必须付费 It was the kind of dressing down you usually have to pay for 222 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,920 在地下室 自助洗衣店。 但是她... in the basement of a laundromat. But she... 223 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,220 她有那种臀部 She had the kind of hips 224 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:59,180 你想放一个呼啦圈 上旋转。 you wanted to put a hula hoop on and spin. 225 00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:01,440 那种让你的... The kind that made you... 226 00:14:03,790 --> 00:14:04,880 小伙子，你介意吗？ Fellas, do you mind? 227 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:14,200 我不相信 西蒙·达文波特 被谋杀了。 I wasn't convinced Simon Davenport had been murdered. 228 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,760 但是案件开始了 给我痒。 But the case was starting to give me an itch. 229 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,550 当我开始从头开始时， And when I start to scratch, 230 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,720 我不会停下来直到我破裂皮肤 I don't stop till I break skin 231 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,030 和医生 让我穿手套。 and the doctor makes me wear mittens. 232 00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,210 谢谢。 Thanks. 233 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:37,000 外套检查？ 香槟酒？ Coat check? Champagne? 234 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:50,410 理查德·甘特（Richard Cane） 发了第一笔 在微处理器中， Richard Cane had made his first fortune in microprocessors, 235 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:54,100 然后使用它 建造广阔的 在线零售市场 and then used it to build a vast online retail marketplace 236 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,190 和绿色技术帝国。 and green technology empire. 237 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,370 然后，突然， 熊向我收费。 Then, suddenly, the bear charges towards me. 238 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,420 我准备了刀， I ready my knife, 239 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,940 他就经过我 and he barrels right past me 240 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,380 蜂蜜蜂巢 在营地上方！ to a honey hive above the campsite! 241 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,510 它一直在那里！ It had been there all along! 242 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,120 而且我没看过。 And I hadn't seen it. 243 00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:22,830 啊。你到了。 Ah. You've arrived. 244 00:15:24,270 --> 00:15:25,740 德雷宾中尉。 Lieutenant Drebin. 245 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,830 我也是！ 我是Richar ... Me, too! I'm Richar... 246 00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:28,880 理查德甘蔗。 Richard Cane. 247 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,450 拜托，和我同行。 Please, walk with me. 248 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:34,750 所以，你能告诉我什么 关于达文波特先生？ So, what can you tell me about Mr. Davenport? 249 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,580 西蒙是 出色的工程师， Simon was a brilliant engineer, 250 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:38,410 这是我们最好的。 and one of our best. 251 00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:40,980 我不知道 他非常沮丧。 I had no idea he was so terribly depressed. 252 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,890 自杀是一件可怕的事情。 Suicide is a dreadful thing. 253 00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,460 可能的自杀。 Possible suicide. 254 00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:47,240 你怀疑有什么犯规吗？ You suspect something foul? 255 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,550 不。 做不到。 No. A chicken probably couldn't do this. 256 00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,250 但我不统治 一切。 But I'm not ruling anything out. 257 00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,600 我懂了。 I see. 258 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,250 这是其中之一 西蒙在做吗？ Was this one of the projects Simon was working on? 259 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,600 不，你在这里看到的 是红灯治疗机 No, what you see here is a red light therapy machine 260 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,780 被证明是 增加睾丸激素。 proven to increase testosterone. 261 00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:03,740 你知道吗 男子的精子数 处于历史性的低点 Did you know that men's sperm count is at historic lows 262 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:06,310 整个董事会？ 迷人。 across the board? Fascinating. 263 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,790 我从来没有把我的 精子穿过板。 I've never put my sperm across a board. 264 00:16:08,790 --> 00:16:10,970 我有一个老 Bon Jovi T恤 为此。 I have an old Bon Jovi T-shirt for that. 265 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,880 你知道，希望你 不要以为这很尴尬 我的意思是 You know, I hope you don't think it's awkward my saying this, 266 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,580 但是我实际上 您的忠实粉丝。 but I'm actually a big fan of yours. 267 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:21,890 是这样吗？ 是的。 Is that so? Yes. 268 00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:24,110 我读了你的工作 在银行抢劫。 I read about your work at the bank robbery. 269 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,370 男人喜欢你 是垂死的品种。 Guys like you are a dying breed. 270 00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:30,240 伙计们喜欢我吗？ 是的，行动的人 Guys like me? Yes, men of action 271 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,290 谁不要求许可 解决他们所知道的 被打破了。 who don't ask permission to fix what they know is broken. 272 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:35,470 我很惊讶 你说， I'm surprised to hear you say that, 273 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:38,900 来自某人 这些小工具是谁。 coming from someone who's so into these gadgets. 274 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:43,300 哦。你不喜欢 奇迹 现代？ Oh. You don't enjoy the marvels of the modern age? 275 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,040 没有冒犯，但是世界 以前更好。 No offense, but the world was better before. 276 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,390 我同意， 但是不要告诉任何人。 I agree, but don't tell anyone. 277 00:16:49,740 --> 00:16:51,050 呃，雪茄？ Uh, cigar? 278 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:52,570 对我看。 Looks it to me. 279 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,880 不，你想要一个吗？ No, would you like one? 280 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,140 在室内吸烟？ Smoking indoors? 281 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,710 想给我写票吗？ Care to write me a ticket? 282 00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:04,500 那本火柴手册。 That matchbook. 283 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,540 我以前看过。 I've seen it before. 284 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,410 这是孟加拉国。 It's the Bengal. 285 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,070 这是我拥有的晚餐俱乐部 对于城市的一些精英。 It's a supper club I own for some of the city's elite. 286 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:15,900 这是那种地方 男人可以自己， It's the kind of place where men can be themselves, 287 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:17,680 喝几杯，呃， have a few drinks and, uh, 288 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,950 像黑眼豌豆 曾经说过， like the Black Eyed Peas once said, 289 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,040 “在这里智障。” "get retarded in here." 290 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,730 你仍然可以说这个词吗？ You can still say that word? 291 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,650 在我的俱乐部里，你可以。 In my club, you can. 292 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,870 好吧，我爱 黑眼豌豆。 Well, I love the Black Eyed Peas. 293 00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:29,610 谁没有？ 我认识一些人。 Who doesn't? I know a few people. 294 00:17:29,610 --> 00:17:32,000 他们是傻瓜。 我知道。 They're fools. I know. 295 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,130 will.i.am。 apl.de.ap。 will.i.am. apl.de.ap. 296 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,400 忌讳。 Taboo. 297 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,960 不要忘记弗吉。 我永远不会忘记Fergie。 Don't forget Fergie. I would never forget Fergie. 298 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,310 荷兰人。 The Dutchess. 299 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,190 出色地， 如果您需要什么， Well, if you need anything, 300 00:17:43,190 --> 00:17:44,970 请不要 犹豫打电话。 please don't hesitate to call. 301 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,540 谢谢。我会取得联系。 Thank you. I'll be in touch. 302 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:56,200 嗯，就是这样。 当然。 Uh, it's that way. Of course. 303 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,470 嗯。 Huh. 304 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:09,520 我们为什么不得到德雷宾先生 明天的小礼物？ Why don't we get Mr. Drebin a little gift for tomorrow? 305 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,520 Edenvox-1。 The EdenVox-1. 306 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,700 警察小队有史以来第一个 完全自动化的自动驾驶 Police Squad's first ever fully automated, self-driving 307 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,130 电动汽车。 electric vehicle. 308 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,790 我们刚收到的礼物 来自理查德甘蔗。 A gift we just received from Richard Cane. 309 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,620 你一定是做的 某种印象 昨晚，弗兰克。 You must've made some kind of impression last night, Frank. 310 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,100 是的，似乎是如此。 Yeah, it would seem so. 311 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,880 咖啡？ 是的，谢谢。 Coffee? Yes, thank you. 312 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,010 不要害羞，伙计。 快来检查一下。 Don't be shy, fellas. Come check it out. 313 00:18:32,630 --> 00:18:33,720 舒适。 Snug. 314 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,200 全部电。 All electric. 315 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,550 在3.1秒内零至60。 Zero to sixty in 3.1 seconds. 316 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,460 我想那很好。 I guess that's good. 317 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:40,460 看这个。 Watch this. 318 00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:42,940 汽车，开门。 Car, open doors. 319 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,470 整洁的技巧。 现在您尝试。 Neat trick. Now you try. 320 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:50,080 车... Car... 321 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,170 拜托，关门。 please, close doors. 322 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,520 嘿！ Hey! 323 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,740 我想很有趣。 Pretty fun, I guess. 324 00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,390 好吧，那呢？车... Okay, how about this? Car... 325 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,790 向前30英尺。 drive forward 30 feet. 326 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:14,710 很顺利。 好的。 Pretty smooth. All right. 327 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,630 感人的。 Impressive. 328 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,160 嘿！伙计们？ Hey! Guys? 329 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,510 冻结！ 不 - Freeze! Don't-- 330 00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:31,860 我告诉你，这个地方 正在崩溃。 I tell you, this place is falling apart. 331 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:37,520 我有六名目击者 那把你放在现场。 I got half a dozen witnesses that place you on the scene. 332 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:39,740 我们知道您在银行！ We know you were at the bank! 333 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:42,000 我告诉你， 我不在那里。 I'm telling you, I wasn't there. 334 00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,090 谢谢，公园。 Thanks, Park. 335 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:52,360 这是说唱表 你在这里。 This is quite the rap sheet you've got here. 336 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,670 它说你服务了 20年 为“男人的笑声”。 It says you served 20 years for "man's laughter." 337 00:19:56,580 --> 00:19:58,190 一定是个玩笑。 Must have been quite the joke. 338 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,410 你的意思是“过失杀人”？ You mean "manslaughter"? 339 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,980 出色地... Well... 340 00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,070 我们知道你的老板 不想现金。 we know your boss didn't want cash. 341 00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:10,420 那是什么意义 抢劫？ 他想要什么？ So what was the point of the robbery? What did he want? 342 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,340 我...不是...在那里。 I... wasn't... there. 343 00:20:13,340 --> 00:20:15,600 你认为你很聪明。 You think you're so smart. 344 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:19,780 好吧，我认为我的身体车 可能讲另一个故事。 Well, I think my bodycam might tell a different story. 345 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,650 ed？ Ed? 346 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,570 确实是技术 是什么。 Technology really is something. 347 00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:30,480 警察小队就是 这些天“透明度”。 Police Squad is all about "transparency" these days. 348 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,530 调度，这是德雷宾。 10-7. Dispatch, this is Drebin. 10-7. 349 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,880 哦，是的！ Oh, yeah! 350 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,190 辣椒狗。 A chili dog. 351 00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,190 嗯！ Mm-hmm! 352 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:45,980 冠军早餐。 Breakfast of champions. 353 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,200 还有一点 黑咖啡。 And a little black coffee. 354 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,420 好吧，你可以 快进一点。 Okay, you can fast-forward a bit. 355 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,030 许可和 请注册。 License and registration, please. 356 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,600 呃... Uh... 357 00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:57,730 呃... Uh... 358 00:20:57,730 --> 00:20:59,160 这不是我的。 This isn't mine. 359 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,080 打扰一下。 Excuse me. 360 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,950 哦，男孩。听着，呃， Oh, boy. Listen, uh, 361 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:04,520 你看起来像是一个体面的家伙。 you seem like a decent fella. 362 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,260 我要让你离开 警告。 祝你有美好的一天，再见。 I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Have a great day, bye. 363 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:10,000 今天晚些时候。 快进一会儿。 It's much later in the day. Fast-forward a while. 364 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:13,270 你会看到的。等一下。 You'll see. Just wait. 365 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,310 我需要一个浴室。哦，上帝。 I need a bathroom. Oh, God. 366 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,580 来吧，移动，移动，移动！ Come on, move, move, move! 367 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,970 焦点，弗兰克，重点。 Focus, Frank, focus. 368 00:21:21,970 --> 00:21:24,280 你明白了，你得到了。 You got this, you got this. 369 00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:29,190 也许还有更多。 Maybe a little more. 370 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,890 我要毁了另一个西装！ I'm gonna ruin another suit! 371 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,720 巴恩斯！ Barnes! 372 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:33,680 对不起。 Sorry. 373 00:21:34,980 --> 00:21:36,510 警察生意！ Police business! 374 00:21:36,510 --> 00:21:38,900 嗯，有一条线， 男人！ Uh, there is a line, man! 375 00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,120 快点！ Come on! 376 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,000 你真令人恶心， 你愚蠢的白痴。 You're disgusting, you stupid idiot. 377 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,220 母乳喂养直到13岁， 你怪异。 Breastfed until you were 13, you freak. 378 00:21:57,010 --> 00:22:00,490 没有 牛奶的恶臭 在你的下巴上。 Can't get it up without the stench of milk on your chin. 379 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,400 你不敢。 Don't you dare. 380 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,320 不要做。不要吃！ Don't do it. Don't eat it! 381 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,450 哦，上帝！ 坦率。 Oh, God! Frank. 382 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:10,540 那天我还有五个。 I had five more that day. 383 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:12,630 感觉更好，弗兰克？ 您最好相信。 Feel better, Frank? You better believe it. 384 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,240 毫米！ Mm! 385 00:22:19,550 --> 00:22:20,720 是的！ Yes! 386 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,550 那是你在银行里， 白天很普通。 That's you inside the bank, plain as day. 387 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:24,820 好吧，很好。 Okay, fine. 388 00:22:24,820 --> 00:22:27,780 无论我们为谁工作， 他们疯了。 Whoever we was working for, they was crazy. 389 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,650 我的意思是，他们只是想要 我们要得到一些 保管箱。 I mean, they just wanted us to get some safe deposit box. 390 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:32,000 保管箱。 Safe deposit box. 391 00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,620 那里。方框595。 There. Box 595. 392 00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,750 - ed，检查列表。 - 是的。 - Ed, check the list. - Yep. 393 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,320 你不会相信 这个，弗兰克。 You're not gonna believe this one, Frank. 394 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,450 西蒙·达文波特。 Simon Davenport. 395 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:52,980 所以你是说 So you're saying, 396 00:22:53,890 --> 00:22:55,190 这两个案例... these two cases... 397 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,410 是一种情况。 are one case. 398 00:22:59,590 --> 00:23:02,460 先生们，当你加入我 要启动Edentech， Gentlemen, when you joined me to launch EdenTech, 399 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:03,940 有一个目标。 it was with one goal. 400 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,200 拯救世界。 To save the world. 401 00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,080 一起，我们创建了 竞争对手的技术 众神。 Together, we've created technologies to rival the Gods. 402 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,770 有世界 变得更好吗？ Has the world gotten any better? 403 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,210 不，情况变得更糟。 No. It's only gotten worse. 404 00:23:14,210 --> 00:23:17,220 现在，开国元勋 创造了这个国家， Now, when the Founding Fathers created this country, 405 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:21,520 他们坐在这样的房间里 充满了像我们这样的人， they sat in a room like this, filled with men like us, 406 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,660 并孕育了一个帝国。 and birthed an empire. 407 00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:25,180 美国。 The USA. 408 00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:27,660 是的，是的。 Yes, that's right. 409 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,360 但是随着岁月的流逝 But as years went by, 410 00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:32,010 其他人想要 进入那个房间。 other people wanted to get into that room. 411 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:32,970 鱼人。 Fish people. 412 00:23:32,970 --> 00:23:34,410 什么？ 鱼人。 What? Fish people. 413 00:23:34,410 --> 00:23:36,100 g在他们的脖子上。 Gills on their necks. 414 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:39,060 我不 - 像人事和梅沃门。 I don't-- Like mermen and merwomen. 415 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,800 美人鱼。 正确的。 Mermaids. Right. 416 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,720 不，停下来。 不是钓鱼。 No, stop. Not fish people. 417 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,370 忘恩负义的人。 Ungrateful people. 418 00:23:44,370 --> 00:23:48,640 没有赚钱的人 他们的座位在桌子上。 People that did not earn their seat at the table. 419 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,820 人们没有建造 就像这个房间里的男人一样。 People not built like the men in this room. 420 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:52,990 螃蟹手。 Crab hands. 421 00:23:52,990 --> 00:23:55,990 他们有螃蟹手 而不是手指。 They had crab hands instead of fingers. 422 00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:59,000 停止！我知道我的意思。 所以让我说话。 Stop! I know what I mean. So just let me do the talking. 423 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,480 这是一个螃蟹手。 我遇到了他。 This is a crab-hand person. I've met him. 424 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,570 把手机收起来！ Put the phone away! 425 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,310 现在是时候了 让我们承认 Now, it is time for us to admit 426 00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:10,490 我们走的那条路 不起作用。 that the path we are on is not working. 427 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,360 系统破裂了。 The system's broken. 428 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,930 当一个人做什么 系统发生故障吗？ And what does one do when a system is malfunctioning? 429 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:16,540 你拔下它。 You unplug it. 430 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:18,280 进而， And then, 431 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,840 您再次将其插入。 you plug it in again. 432 00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,940 我称其为原始 韧性设备定律。 I call it the Primordial Law of Toughness Device. 433 00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:27,940 现在让我告诉你 它的能力。 Now let me show you what it's capable of. 434 00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:31,420 去年，我们设置了相机 在当地社区中心。 Last year, we set up cameras at the local community center. 435 00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:33,770 决定跑步 一点实验。 Decided to run a little experiment. 436 00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:34,990 问题。 The question. 437 00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:36,690 会发生什么 对现代人类 What would happen to modern humans 438 00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:40,130 如果你恢复了他们的心理 到原始 自然状态？ if you reverted their psyche to an original state of nature? 439 00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:47,740 激活时，设备 发送音频频率 When activated, the device sends an audio frequency 440 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:51,050 减少大脑 到它的动物核心。 that reduces the brain to its animalistic core. 441 00:24:51,050 --> 00:24:53,960 在这种情况下， 频率有限。 In this case, the frequency was limited. 442 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:58,320 但是下次，它将传播 通过每个智能设备 But next time, it will spread through every smart device 443 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,710 直到全世界 被感染。 until the entire world is infected. 444 00:25:00,710 --> 00:25:02,410 至于我们，爆炸时， As for us, upon detonation, 445 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:06,320 我们将衰变我的一个 世界各地的超级掩体 we will decamp to one of my super bunkers around the world 446 00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,500 会在哪里 食物和水， where there will be food and water, 447 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,370 最好 现场娱乐 世界必须提供。 and the best live entertainment the world has to offer. 448 00:25:11,370 --> 00:25:12,980 怎么了，邪恶的亿万富翁？ What's up, evil billionaires? 449 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,860 我很高兴 进行现场表演 I am so excited to be doing live shows 450 00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,160 只要需要 for as long as it takes, 451 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,470 在世界末日 咯咯笑的掩体 in the Doomsday Giggle Bunkeroom 452 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:21,910 位于4街区 亚利桑那州地区。 located in Block 4 of the Arizona District. 453 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,820 在那里见！ See you there! 454 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,910 阿米什人的天堂。 Amish Paradise. 455 00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:26,210 唔。 Hmm. 456 00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,170 当余烬 已经消失了， And when the embers have died down, 457 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:31,130 任何幸存者都离开了 会赚取的 他们与我们一起的位置， any survivors left will have earned their place alongside us, 458 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,480 我们将回到一个世界 and we will return to a world 459 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,440 那只是一个空白的板岩 我们可以重建 that is but a blank slate upon which we can rebuild 460 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,490 作为开国元勋 一个新的伊甸园。 as the founding fathers of a new Eden. 461 00:25:39,490 --> 00:25:41,800 先生们，女士， Gentlemen, lady, 462 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,540 这个除夕， 我给你... this New Year's Eve, I give you... 463 00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:46,100 Project Inferno！ Project Inferno! 464 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:01,990 事实证明 甘蔗的夜总会 只有半英里 It turned out that Cane's nightclub was only half a mile 465 00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:04,300 从哪里 西蒙·达文波特（Simon Davenport）坠毁。 from where Simon Davenport crashed. 466 00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:05,690 那让我思考。 And that got me thinking. 467 00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:08,000 也许他去过那里 他去世的那天晚上。 Maybe he had been there the night he died. 468 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,430 所以我跳了 我的新电动巡洋舰... So I hopped into my new electric cruiser... 469 00:26:10,430 --> 00:26:12,300 ...并告诉它 前往马里布。 ...and told it to head to Malibu. 470 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:17,960 警告。 请带方向盘。 Warning. Please take the wheel. 471 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,960 检测到碰撞。 请带方向盘。 Collision detected. Please take the wheel. 472 00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,180 走出路！移动！ Get out of the road! Move! 473 00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,530 你们怎么了？ 检测到碰撞。 What's wrong with you people? Collision detected. 474 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,540 这个城市要什么？ What is this city coming to? 475 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,910 我能得到什么？ What can I get you? 476 00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:52,610 我想知道 如果你能帮我。 I was wondering if you could help me. 477 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,740 我正在寻找朋友 谁可能来过这里。 I'm looking for a friend who may have been here before. 478 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,220 不，我没见过他。 Nah, I haven't seen him. 479 00:26:58,220 --> 00:27:00,700 你几乎看不到它。 我看到了足够的。 You hardly looked at it. I saw enough. 480 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,750 你不记得我， 你？ You don't remember me, do you? 481 00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:06,970 我应该吗？ Should I? 482 00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:10,060 我的兄弟，你开枪 “以正义的名义。” My brother, you shot him "in the name of justice." 483 00:27:10,060 --> 00:27:11,970 从字面上可以 成千上万的人。 That can literally be thousands of people. 484 00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:13,410 向后开枪 当他逃跑时。 Shot him in the back as he ran away. 485 00:27:13,410 --> 00:27:14,760 数百个。 徒手。 Hundreds. Unarmed. 486 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,190 至少50。 他是白人。 At least 50. He was white. 487 00:27:16,190 --> 00:27:19,070 所以你 托尼·罗兰（Tony Roiland）的兄弟！ So you're Tony Roiland's brother! 488 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:20,070 这是正确的。 That's right. 489 00:27:20,070 --> 00:27:22,370 老托尼怎么样？ 你是认真的？ How is old Tony? Are you serious? 490 00:27:22,370 --> 00:27:23,510 坏的。 Bad. 491 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,460 正确的。 Right. 492 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,340 所以，你的朋友， 也许我见过他。 So, your friend, maybe I have seen him. 493 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:29,380 也许我没有。 Maybe I haven't. 494 00:27:30,470 --> 00:27:31,730 我不记得了。 I can't remember. 495 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:34,300 - 你不记得了吗？ - 不。 - You can't remember, huh? - Nah. 496 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:36,560 好吧，也许 这会慢跑您的记忆。 Well, maybe this'll jog your memory. 497 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,830 哦！ Oh! 498 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:39,740 啊! Ah! 499 00:27:40,780 --> 00:27:42,000 钱币！ Oof! 500 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,130 g！ Gah! 501 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,960 更好。还记得吗？ That's better. Remember now? 502 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,180 是的，我记得。 Yeah, I remember. 503 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:49,360 他坐在一个角落的摊位里。 他喝了一杯。 He sat in a corner booth. He had a drink. 504 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:50,660 但这就是我所知道的。 But that's all I know. 505 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:52,360 他们保留在哪里 监视镜头？ Where do they keep surveillance footage? 506 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,840 在后面。 In the back. 507 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,930 但是我也不 允许进入那里。 But even I'm not allowed in there. 508 00:28:03,370 --> 00:28:04,420 谢谢。 Thank you. 509 00:28:07,070 --> 00:28:09,290 在那里 她又来了。 And there she was again. 510 00:28:09,290 --> 00:28:11,950 我不得不承认， 她很漂亮。 I had to admit, she was beautiful. 511 00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:14,120 她有一个身体 那把她的头抬起了 She had a body that carried her head around, 512 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:15,950 似乎说的屁股 and a butt that seemed to say, 513 00:28:15,950 --> 00:28:18,040 “你好，我在说话。” "Hello, I'm a talking butt." 514 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,040 优雅的？是的，我会这么说。 Elegant? Yeah, I'd say so. 515 00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,610 哦！ Oh! 516 00:28:22,610 --> 00:28:24,870 但是像一个少年 有三个保姆工作， But like a teenager with three babysitting jobs, 517 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:27,310 我不需要另一个 保姆工作。 I didn't need another babysitting job. 518 00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:29,010 你好，中尉。 Hello, Lieutenant. 519 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:30,660 我勒个去 你在这里吗？ What the hell are you doing here? 520 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,310 我在做 你是同一件事。 I'm doing the same thing you are. 521 00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:34,660 我告诉你我不会 坐在周围等待。 I told you I wasn't gonna sit around and wait. 522 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:37,060 听着，这不是 你的故事之一。 Listen, this isn't one of your stories. 523 00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:41,020 普通平民妇女 不要突然解决犯罪。 Average civilian women don't suddenly solve crimes. 524 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:42,320 哦，你读了我的书。 Oh, you read my book. 525 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:44,460 你怎么想？ What'd you think? 526 00:28:44,460 --> 00:28:46,330 我认为这是一个幻想。 I think it's a fantasy. 527 00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:48,630 一个女人穿着 假发和太阳镜 A woman puts on a wig and sunglasses 528 00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:50,420 突然 她是刺客？ and suddenly she's an assassin? 529 00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,810 但是你喜欢吗？ But did you enjoy it? 530 00:28:52,730 --> 00:28:54,160 它有一些好的部分。 It had some good parts. 531 00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:56,340 啊! Ah! 532 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:57,770 德雷宾中尉。 Lieutenant Drebin. 533 00:28:57,770 --> 00:29:00,340 他知道吗？ 你是西蒙的姐姐吗？ Does he know you're Simon's sister? 534 00:29:00,340 --> 00:29:02,740 不。 好的。让我们保持这种方式。 No. Good. Let's keep it that way. 535 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:04,210 多么惊喜。 What a wonderful surprise. 536 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,090 很好，谢谢。 Fine, thank you. 537 00:29:06,090 --> 00:29:07,870 美丽的地方 你在这里。 Beautiful place you've got here. 538 00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:09,830 不会闻到 死者完全。 Can't smell the dead animals at all. 539 00:29:09,830 --> 00:29:10,830 谢谢。 Thank you. 540 00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:13,180 嗯，我可以喝一杯吗？ Uh, can I get you a drink? 541 00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:15,050 只是水。和闪闪发光。 Just water. And sparkling. 542 00:29:19,190 --> 00:29:22,230 谁是 这个令人惊叹的生物？ And who is this stunning creature? 543 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,890 我不相信我们已经见面了。 I don't believe we've met. 544 00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:26,670 好吧，我 - 呃，... 这是小姐... Well, I'm-- Uh, th... this is Miss... 545 00:29:27,150 --> 00:29:28,150 樱桃... Cherry... 546 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:30,460 罗斯福... Roosevelt... 547 00:29:31,290 --> 00:29:34,110 脂肪bozo chowing意大利面条。 Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti. 548 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,900 多么有趣的名字。 是的。 What an interesting name. Yes. 549 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,680 谢谢。 Thank you. 550 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,820 所以，中尉， 是什么把你带到这里？ So, Lieutenant, what brings you here? 551 00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:43,250 我希望你能 让我看看 您的安全录像。 I was hoping you could let me take a look at your security footage. 552 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,080 哦。我可以问为什么吗？ Oh. May I ask why? 553 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,390 继续前进。 Go right ahead. 554 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,050 呃... Uh... 555 00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:54,050 不幸的是，我不能 向您显示安全录像。 Unfortunately, I can't show you security footage. 556 00:29:54,050 --> 00:29:56,310 我们的成员信任 我们将为他们提供 Our members trust that we will provide them 557 00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:58,660 最高 隐私水平。 with the highest level of privacy. 558 00:29:58,660 --> 00:30:00,180 我希望你明白。 I hope you understand. 559 00:30:00,180 --> 00:30:01,270 我开始了。 I'm starting to. 560 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,140 好，非常感谢 为了喝酒。 Well, thank you so much for the drink. 561 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,410 已经晚了。 我们真的一定要去。 It's getting late. We really must be going. 562 00:30:06,410 --> 00:30:07,670 这么快？ So soon? 563 00:30:07,670 --> 00:30:10,020 我希望你不要离开， 同样，意大利面条小姐。 I hope you're not leaving, too, Miss Spaghetti. 564 00:30:10,020 --> 00:30:12,540 哦，我 - 是的，她也要离开。 Oh, well, I-- Yes, she's leaving, too. 565 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:14,850 清晨 明天在迪士尼乐园。 Early morning at Disneyland tomorrow. 566 00:30:14,850 --> 00:30:16,500 她是其中之一 那些迪士尼成年人。 She's one of those Disney adults. 567 00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:20,120 真的很着迷。 她的床覆盖着洋娃娃。 Obsessed, really. Her bed is covered in dolls. 568 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,820 哦，意大利小姐， 请留下一杯。 Oh, Miss Spaghetti, please stay for a drink. 569 00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:25,910 嗯，你不介意， 你，德雷宾吗？ Uh, you don't mind, do you, Drebin? 570 00:30:25,910 --> 00:30:27,080 做我的客人。 Be my guest. 571 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,690 精彩的。我得到一张桌子。 Wonderful. I'll get a table. 572 00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:33,560 你得到镜头， 我会让他占领。 You get the footage, I'll keep him occupied. 573 00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,390 我...绝对不是！ I'm... Absolutely not! 574 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,270 哦，谢谢。 Oh, thank you. 575 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,930 哇。这个地方很棒。 Wow. This place is amazing. 576 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,060 啊。谢谢。 Ah. Thank you. 577 00:30:50,060 --> 00:30:52,410 意大利小姐， 我可以自由说话吗？ Miss Spaghetti, may I speak freely? 578 00:30:52,410 --> 00:30:54,370 我更喜欢英语。 I'd prefer English. 579 00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:55,890 你很多 太成熟... You're much too sophisticated... 580 00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:57,590 ...对于喜欢 弗兰克·德雷宾（Frank Drebin）。 ...for the likes of Frank Drebin. 581 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,940 哦。我不和德雷宾在一起。 Oh. I'm not with Drebin. 582 00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:01,980 哦。出色地， 这是个好消息！ Oh. Well, that's wonderful news! 583 00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,510 钱币！ Oof! 584 00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:12,560 干杯。 Cheers. 585 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,080 来自比尔·科斯比的 私人财产。 From Bill Cosby's private estate. 586 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,130 毫米。 Mm. 587 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,160 g！钱币！ Gah! Oof! 588 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,350 那伤了！ That hurt! 589 00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:01,130 射击！ Shoot! 590 00:32:01,130 --> 00:32:03,920 妈妈，妈妈， 现在不是一个好时机。 Mom, Mom, now is not a good time. 591 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,270 妈妈，请， 我给你回电话。 Mom, please, I'll call you back. 592 00:32:06,270 --> 00:32:08,920 我必须走。我必须走。 我现在要去。 I got to go. I got to go. I got to go now. 593 00:32:10,970 --> 00:32:12,790 所以告诉我， So, tell me, 594 00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,710 你去过什么 最近从事？ what have you been working on lately? 595 00:32:14,710 --> 00:32:17,540 哦，我们不要谈论工作。 让我们谈谈玩游戏。 Oh, let's not talk about work. Let's talk about play. 596 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,150 嗯，你喜欢爵士吗 意大利面小姐？ Uh, do you like jazz, Miss Spaghetti? 597 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,890 喜欢吗？ 嗯。 Like it? Hm. 598 00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:25,810 我喜欢它。 我喜欢它。 I love it. I love it. 599 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,120 先生。嗯... Sir. Um... 600 00:32:31,380 --> 00:32:32,340 我们有问题。 We've got a problem. 601 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:33,510 现在不要。 Not now. 602 00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:34,640 不，这是一个... 现在不要。 No, it's quite... Not now. 603 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,990 是的，先生。 Yes, sir. 604 00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:41,040 这是我的 电动新朋友， This one's for my electric new friend, 605 00:32:41,910 --> 00:32:43,300 理查德甘蔗。 Richard Cane. 606 00:32:43,300 --> 00:32:45,130 哇！ Wow! 607 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:47,050 Sassafras Chickenin D. Sassafras Chickenin D. 608 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:48,960 使它额外块状，男孩。 Make it extra lumpy, boys. 609 00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:06,890 我一直说 战斗很像 爵士音乐。 I've always said fighting is a lot like jazz music. 610 00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:08,460 类似于泡沫的即兴演奏 A scat-like improv 611 00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:11,810 让人想象的地方 控制自己的身体。 where one lets imagination take control of their body. 612 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,770 嗯？ Huh? 613 00:33:26,390 --> 00:33:28,870 哦... Oh... 614 00:33:28,870 --> 00:33:30,220 我很好。 I'm fine. 615 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,810 是的！ Yeah! 616 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,780 我爱有两件事。 我全职女朋友 There's two things I love. My stay-at-home girlfriend 617 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,220 大猩猩坚果... 快点。 and Gorilla Nut... Come on. 618 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:12,480 ...增强的饮料 男性补充。 ...enhanced drink supplement for men. 619 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,920 不要遵循时尚饮食 和假锻炼。 Don't follow fad diets and fake workouts. 620 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,480 你想被撕裂吗？ You want to get ripped? 621 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,960 您需要的只是肌肉粘液。 摩擦它， - All you need is Muscle Slime. Rub it on and-- 622 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:26,020 好吧，看看。 Well, look at that. 623 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:33,890 你是谁，我的秘密 窃听朋友？ And who are you, my secret eavesdropping friend? 624 00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,030 道格拉斯·奥赖利（Douglas O'Reilly）， 调查记者， Douglas O'Reilly, investigative journalist, 625 00:34:40,030 --> 00:34:41,550 洛杉矶编年史。 L.A. Chronicle. 626 00:34:42,810 --> 00:34:44,730 射击。 Shoot. 627 00:35:00,310 --> 00:35:03,270 似乎德雷本先生 可能是一个问题 比我们想的。 It seems Mr. Drebin might be more of a problem than we thought. 628 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:04,970 我要你保持 看着他。 I want you to keep an eye on him. 629 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,660 并确保他不会造成 更多的干扰。 And make sure he doesn't cause any more distractions. 630 00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:08,620 是的，先生。 Yes, sir. 631 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:21,720 戴维斯。这更好。 Davis. This better be good. 632 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,770 他做了什么？ He did what? 633 00:35:24,770 --> 00:35:26,990 让我瞬间让我德宾！ Get me Drebin this instant! 634 00:35:26,990 --> 00:35:29,690 女士，我很抱歉， 但是你必须听我说。 Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but you have to listen to me. 635 00:35:29,690 --> 00:35:31,340 有更深的东西 继续这里。 There's something deeper going on here. 636 00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:34,650 你醒来 我丈夫，我向上帝发誓... You wake up my husband, I swear to God... 637 00:35:34,650 --> 00:35:37,430 对不起。 我勒个去 你在想吗，德雷宾？ I'm sorry. What the hell were you thinking, Drebin? 638 00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:39,480 理查德·拐杖是 一个非常有权势的人。 Richard Cane is a very powerful man. 639 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,960 而且他很沉重 向这座城市捐款， And he makes a lot of hefty donations to this city, 640 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,870 包括新车 你在开车。 including the new car you're driving. 641 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,220 理查德甘蔗很脏。 Richard Cane is dirty. 642 00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,700 他参与了 西蒙·达文波特谋杀案。 He's involved with the Simon Davenport murder. 643 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,750 顺便说一句 银行工作也是！ And by the way, the bank job, too! 644 00:35:49,750 --> 00:35:51,970 你还在工作 银行工作？ You're still working the bank job? 645 00:35:51,970 --> 00:35:53,800 就是这样。 你被暂停了！ That's it. You're suspended! 646 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,020 暂停？ Suspended? 647 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,930 我说了什么 关于唤醒罗纳德？ What did I say about waking Ronald? 648 00:35:57,930 --> 00:36:00,540 他有一个菲茨杰拉德 明天演讲。 He has a Fitzgerald presentation tomorrow. 649 00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:05,640 如果莫里莫托没有 接受他的 垂直融合倾斜， And if Morimoto doesn't accept his vertical-integration pitch, 650 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,470 比尔·坎托（Bill Cantor）将超越他 连续第三年。 Bill Cantor will leapfrog him for the third year in a row. 651 00:36:09,470 --> 00:36:11,550 但是罗纳德训练了比尔。 确切地！ But Ronald trained Bill. Exactly! 652 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,170 我别无选择。 I've got no choice. 653 00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:15,250 我把你放在冰上。 两个星期。 I'm putting you on ice. Two weeks. 654 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,340 立即生效。 Effective immediately. 655 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,650 现在下车。 Now get out. 656 00:36:19,130 --> 00:36:21,430 我们都是 罗纳德，为你加油。 We're all rooting for you, Ronald. 657 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,870 明天给他们地狱。 Give 'em hell tomorrow. 658 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:38,450 艰难的夜晚？ Rough night? 659 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,720 哦。是你。 Oh. It's you. 660 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,370 现在告诉我。 你看到了什么 在安全镜头上？ Now tell me. What'd you see on the security footage? 661 00:36:44,370 --> 00:36:46,550 听。我为你感到。 我真的 Listen. I feel for you. I really do. 662 00:36:46,550 --> 00:36:48,940 但是我不得不殴打 今晚很多伙计们。 But I had to beat up a lot of henchmen tonight. 663 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:50,680 男人和女儿！ Men with daughters! 664 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,810 哦，来吧。你不会 甚至看过 如果我没有帮助你。 Oh, come on. You wouldn't even have seen it if I didn't help you. 665 00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,380 帮我？那很富裕。 Help me? That's rich. 666 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:58,380 现在，如果你能原谅我， 我累了，我饿了。 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm tired, I'm hungry. 667 00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,730 晚安，达文波特小姐。 Goodnight, Miss Davenport. 668 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:06,170 如果我们有 吃一点晚餐，一起吗？ What if we had a little dinner, together? 669 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:07,790 我肯定可以去... I sure could go for a... 670 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,660 咬。 bite. 671 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:13,050 放慢脚步，厨师。 这只火鸡在450燃烧。 Slow down, chef. This turkey burns at 450. 672 00:37:13,050 --> 00:37:15,710 我做饭有多热？ 大约一千。 How hot was I cooking? About a thousand. 673 00:37:15,710 --> 00:37:18,060 土耳其需要缓慢而低。 Turkey needs slow and low. 674 00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:19,930 除非你愿意 您的中心粉红色。 Unless you like your center pink. 675 00:37:19,930 --> 00:37:22,670 哦，我爱我的中心粉红色。 Oh, I love my centers pink. 676 00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:25,890 你不担心 稀有的肉 会破坏好馅吗？ You're not worried the rare meat will ruin a good stuffing? 677 00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:28,370 只要你不介意 如果我得到沙门氏菌。 As long as you don't mind if I get salmonella. 678 00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:30,890 介意吗？我更喜欢它。 Mind it? I prefer it. 679 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,640 我喜欢一个生病的小男孩。 I like a sick little boy. 680 00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:36,600 你不会停止 猎犬，是吗？ You're not gonna stop hounding me, are you? 681 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,510 没有一秒钟。 Not for a second. 682 00:38:00,660 --> 00:38:01,620 谢谢。 Thank you. 683 00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:10,850 呃...请问一团糟。 Uh... excuse the mess. 684 00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,760 我，呃... I, uh... 685 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,850 没有 干净的心... haven't had the heart to clean... 686 00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:16,290 自从我妻子去世以来。 ...since my wife died. 687 00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:23,080 我的慰问。 她是怎么过去的？ My condolences. How did she pass? 688 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,040 伟大的。容易五十码。 Great. Fifty yards easy. 689 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,430 像大炮一样的手臂。 Arm like a cannon. 690 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:29,560 然后她死了。 And then she died. 691 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,040 所以我们永远不会知道 如果她可以去职业。 So we'll never know if she could've gone pro. 692 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,520 她是最甜蜜的女人 我曾经知道。 She was the sweetest woman I've ever known. 693 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,740 她听起来像个圣人。 She sounds like a saint. 694 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:38,830 或者也许是野马或49er。 Or maybe a Bronco or a 49er. 695 00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:41,360 我们会很高兴 与任何团队在一起。 We would've been happy with any team, really. 696 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,970 除了布朗以外的任何人。 Anyone but the Browns. 697 00:38:48,710 --> 00:38:50,710 这是您的视野。 That's quite a view you have. 698 00:38:50,710 --> 00:38:53,540 你知道，我被画了 从那以后到山丘 我搬到这里去上大学。 You know, I've been drawn to the hills ever since I moved here for college. 699 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,240 加州大学洛杉矶分校？ UCLA? 700 00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:58,030 我每天都看到它。 我住在这里。 I see it every day. I live here. 701 00:38:58,030 --> 00:39:00,590 恐怕我不 有很多东西可以提供。 I'm afraid I don't have much to offer. 702 00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:01,940 唔。 Hmm. 703 00:39:03,730 --> 00:39:05,770 然而... However... 704 00:39:05,770 --> 00:39:07,770 所有土耳其在外面说话 All that turkey talk outside 705 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,390 让我进入 感恩节的心情。 got me in the Thanksgiving mood. 706 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:13,520 我想我有一个完整的火鸡 在这里的某个地方。 I think I have a full turkey around here somewhere. 707 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,520 但是我的烤箱很肮脏。 But my oven is filthy. 708 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:18,480 我不介意。 我喜欢一只肮脏的鸟。 I don't mind. I like a dirty bird. 709 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,310 mm嗯。 Mm-hmm. 710 00:39:42,330 --> 00:39:45,120 你不是在撒谎。 这个烤箱令人恶心！ You weren't lying. This oven is disgusting! 711 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,340 说话肯定很有趣 关于一只肮脏的鸟，但是... It sure was fun to talk about a dirty bird, but... 712 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:49,950 这将是不卫生的。 it would be unsanitary. 713 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,780 糟糕。 Oops. 714 00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:02,000 好吧，热盐水 是最重要的部分。 Well, hot brine is the most important part. 715 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,870 肯定是。 It sure is. 716 00:40:03,870 --> 00:40:06,050 嗯。这是我的克星。 哦！ Uh-oh. This is my Buster. Oh! 717 00:40:06,050 --> 00:40:08,660 他一定闻到了 这是怎么回事。 He must've smelled what's going on. 718 00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:20,110 愚蠢的狗，那不适合你。 Silly dog, that's not for you. 719 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,850 EW。 Ew. 720 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:25,510 好的。 Okay. 721 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:29,680 啊。 Ah. 722 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,030 他是如此坚强。 He's so strong. 723 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,430 放下。 Put that down. 724 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,690 有些呢？ 不错的划痕？ How about some nice scratches instead? 725 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:39,470 哦。 Oh. 726 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,350 是的。 Yes. 727 00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:44,520 哇。 Wow. 728 00:40:45,570 --> 00:40:47,700 我不喜欢这个。 I don't like this. 729 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,660 哦，你的头发。我可以？ Oh, your hair. May I? 730 00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:55,100 哦。是的。 Oh. Yes. 731 00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:04,540 更好。 That's better. 732 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:06,850 这疯了吗？ Is this crazy? 733 00:41:06,850 --> 00:41:08,630 已经很长时间了。 It's been a long time. 734 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,380 恐怕我可能有 忘记了如何亲吻。 I'm afraid I may have forgotten how to kiss. 735 00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:14,940 嗯。 嗯。 Mmm. Mmm. 736 00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,120 嗯。 Mmm. 737 00:41:30,830 --> 00:41:31,960 哦，哇。 Oh, wow. 738 00:41:33,090 --> 00:41:35,530 多么美丽。 How beautiful. 739 00:41:35,530 --> 00:41:38,050 ♪看着你的眼睛 ♪ Lookin' in your eyes 740 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:40,010 ♪我看到了一个天堂 ♪ I see a paradise 741 00:41:40,010 --> 00:41:44,230 ♪我发现的这个世界 太好了，无法实现 ♪ This world that I found Is too good to be true 742 00:41:45,450 --> 00:41:47,760 ♪站在你旁边 ♪ Standin' here beside you 743 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,890 ♪想要给你太多 ♪ Want so much to give you 744 00:41:49,890 --> 00:41:52,900 ♪在我心中的这种爱 我对你的感觉 ♪ This love in my heart That I'm feeling for you 745 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,730 ♪让他们说我们疯了 ♪ Let 'em say we're crazy 746 00:41:58,730 --> 00:42:00,900 ♪我不在乎 ♪ I don't care about that 747 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:05,780 ♪将您的手放在我的手里 宝贝，永远不要回头 ♪ Put your hand in my hand Baby, don't ever look back 748 00:42:05,780 --> 00:42:11,040 ♪让我们周围的世界 刚崩溃 ♪ Let the world around us Just fall apart 749 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:15,090 ♪宝贝，我们可以做到 如果我们心心 ♪ Baby, we can make it If we're heart to heart 750 00:42:16,660 --> 00:42:20,490 ♪我们可以建造 这个梦在一起 ♪ And we can build This dream together 751 00:42:20,490 --> 00:42:23,060 ♪永远坚强 ♪ Standing strong forever 752 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:26,970 ♪现在什么都不会阻止我们 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now 753 00:42:26,970 --> 00:42:30,500 ♪如果这个世界 用完恋人 ♪ And if this world Runs out of lovers 754 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:33,240 ♪我们仍然会有彼此 ♪ We'll still have each other 755 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:38,110 ♪现在什么都不会阻止我们 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now 756 00:42:40,030 --> 00:42:41,730 ♪哇，哇 ♪ Whoa, whoa 757 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:45,470 ♪我很高兴我找到了你 ♪ I'm so glad I found you 758 00:42:45,470 --> 00:42:48,210 ♪我不会失去你 ♪ I'm not gonna lose you 759 00:42:48,210 --> 00:42:53,220 ♪无论服用什么 我会和你在一起 ♪ Whatever it takes I will stay here with you 760 00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:55,390 ♪带它去美好时光 ♪ Take it to the good times 761 00:42:55,390 --> 00:42:57,920 ♪通过糟糕的时期看到它 ♪ See it through the bad times 762 00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:04,010 ♪无论服用什么 是我要做的 ♪ Whatever it takes Is what I'm gonna do 763 00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:08,360 ♪让他们说我们疯了 他们知道什么？ ♪ Let them say we're crazy What do they know? 764 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:13,850 ♪把你的胳膊围绕我 宝贝，永远不要放开 ♪ Put your arms around me Baby, don't ever let go 765 00:43:13,850 --> 00:43:18,330 ♪让我们周围的世界 刚崩溃 ♪ Let the world around us Just fall apart 766 00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:23,730 ♪宝贝，我们可以做到 如果我们心心 ♪ Baby, we can make it If we're heart to heart 767 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:07,940 ♪我们可以建造 这个梦在一起 ♪ And we can build This dream together 768 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:10,860 ♪永远坚强 ♪ Standing strong forever 769 00:44:10,860 --> 00:44:13,430 ♪现在什么都不会阻止我们 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now 770 00:44:13,430 --> 00:44:15,600 ♪没有什么能阻止我们 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us 771 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,000 ♪如果这个世界 用完恋人 ♪ And if this world Runs out of lovers 772 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,650 ♪我们仍然会有彼此 ♪ We'll still have each other 773 00:44:20,650 --> 00:44:25,220 ♪没有什么能阻止我们 现在♪ ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us Now ♪ 774 00:44:29,660 --> 00:44:32,230 放松后 周末与贝丝一起去... After a relaxing weekend away with Beth... 775 00:44:32,230 --> 00:44:33,710 不再！ Not again! 776 00:44:33,710 --> 00:44:35,800 ...是时候了 回到案件中。 ...it was time to get back to the case. 777 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:37,930 所以我打电话给 洛杉矶编年史新闻台 So I called the L.A. Chronicle news desk 778 00:44:37,930 --> 00:44:40,060 跟进 在道格拉斯·奥赖利（Douglas O'Reilly）上， to follow up on Douglas O'Reilly, 779 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:42,590 但是被告知 他没有上班。 but was informed that he hadn't made it into work. 780 00:44:42,590 --> 00:44:44,290 所以我去了他的公寓。 So I headed to his apartment. 781 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,380 道格拉斯·奥赖利（Douglas O'Reilly）？ Douglas O'Reilly? 782 00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:51,030 弗兰克·德雷宾中尉在这里， 警察小队。 Lieutenant Frank Drebin here, Police Squad. 783 00:44:58,730 --> 00:44:59,950 你好？ Hello? 784 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,310 有人回家吗？ Anyone home? 785 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,790 哦，不。 Oh, no. 786 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:13,270 嘿，道格拉斯，我介入 某种红色液体！ Hey, Douglas, I stepped in some kind of red liquid! 787 00:45:13,270 --> 00:45:14,970 你有纸巾吗？ You got any paper towels? 788 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,540 我正在拖动它 到处都是你的位置。 I'm dragging it all over your place. 789 00:45:20,890 --> 00:45:22,450 嗯。 Huh. 790 00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,020 我接了 你的刀为你！ I picked up your knife for you! 791 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:28,460 你想要哪里？ Where do you want it? 792 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:40,820 弗兰克·德雷宾中尉。 Lieutenant Frank Drebin. 793 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:42,470 我做到了。 I did it. 794 00:45:43,390 --> 00:45:45,130 好的。 Okay. 795 00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:49,050 奥莱利，你呢？ O'Reilly, that you? 796 00:45:58,710 --> 00:45:59,800 O'Reilly？ O'Reilly? 797 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:12,020 那就是打我的时候。 And that's when it hit me. 798 00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,500 像一个白痴的 完成的拼图拼图， Like an idiot's finished jigsaw puzzle, 799 00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:16,990 我被框起来。 I was being framed. 800 00:46:16,990 --> 00:46:18,730 我需要打扫 犯罪现场。 I needed to clean the crime scene. 801 00:46:18,730 --> 00:46:20,510 没有身体，没有犯罪。 No body, no crime. 802 00:46:23,690 --> 00:46:25,210 隐藏身体是 不再选择。 Hiding the body was no longer an option. 803 00:46:25,210 --> 00:46:26,470 冻结！ Freeze! 804 00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:28,430 这不是它的样子！ It's not what it looks like! 805 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:35,920 他在跑步！ He's running! 806 00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,580 汽车，开车。 Car, drive. 807 00:46:45,450 --> 00:46:48,060 谢谢你，车。 Thank you, car. 808 00:46:48,060 --> 00:46:49,670 什么... What the... 809 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,070 汽车，停止它。 Car, stop it. 810 00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:55,940 我说停止！ I said stop! 811 00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,330 你好，德雷宾。 介意我拿轮子吗？ Hello, Drebin. Mind if I take the wheel? 812 00:46:58,330 --> 00:47:00,120 甘蔗。这是怎么回事？ Cane. What's going on? 813 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,940 我控制了汽车。 I've taken control of the car. 814 00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:03,470 我有一个小技巧 It's a little trick I have 815 00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:04,950 因为我想要 解决错误。 for when I want to fix mistakes. 816 00:47:04,950 --> 00:47:06,770 这就是达文波特去世的方式。 So that's how Davenport died. 817 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,990 他没有开车 在悬崖上，你做到了。 He didn't drive himself off a cliff, you did. 818 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,650 现在你得到了 在某个地方，侦探。 Now you're getting somewhere, Detective. 819 00:47:10,650 --> 00:47:13,260 但是在他洒之前没有 您对那个记者的秘密。 But not before he spilled your secrets to that reporter. 820 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:14,700 所以你去了 也杀了他。 So you went and killed him, too. 821 00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:16,870 我没有杀了他，弗兰克。 你做到了。 I didn't kill him, Frank. You did. 822 00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:18,830 你是疯狂的警察 谁刺了记者 You're the crazy cop who stabbed the reporter 823 00:47:18,830 --> 00:47:20,610 然后开车 进入海洋。 and then drove himself into the ocean. 824 00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:21,960 我是地狱。 The hell I am. 825 00:47:23,010 --> 00:47:24,620 没有逃脱，德雷本。 There's no escape, Drebin. 826 00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,930 我有点难过 你不会在那里 I'm just a little sad that you won't be there 827 00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:29,140 看看我在商店里有什么 除夕 球下降。 to see what I have in store when the New Year's Eve balls drop. 828 00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,360 那好吧。旅行愉快。 Oh, well. Have a nice trip. 829 00:47:33,190 --> 00:47:34,850 哦。 Ohh. 830 00:47:36,330 --> 00:47:37,760 嗨，苏珊。 Hi, Susan. 831 00:48:03,610 --> 00:48:05,960 移动！移动，移动！ Move! Move, move! 832 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:12,800 蜜蜂？ Bees? 833 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,410 不，不！ No. No. No! 834 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:24,850 移动！挡住！移动！ Move! Out of the way! Move! 835 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,000 什么？打开门！ What? Open the doors! 836 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,390 你明白了！ You got it! 837 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:53,400 坦率！你还好吗？ 你在哪里？ Frank! Are you okay? Where are you? 838 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,010 没关系。 我知道西蒙·达文波特 被杀。 Never mind that. I know how Simon Davenport was killed. 839 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,230 是理查德·拐杖。 他把他赶出了悬崖。 It was Richard Cane. He drove him off the cliff. 840 00:48:58,230 --> 00:49:00,450 好吧，有逮捕证 为了您被捕。 Well, there's a warrant out for your arrest. 841 00:49:00,450 --> 00:49:02,410 他们声称这一点 你杀了一个记者。 They're claiming that you killed a reporter. 842 00:49:02,410 --> 00:49:03,330 说不是。 Say it isn't so. 843 00:49:03,330 --> 00:49:04,460 事实并非如此，Ed。 It ain't so, Ed. 844 00:49:04,460 --> 00:49:05,810 还有另一件事，弗兰克。 There's another thing, Frank. 845 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:07,630 市长狂风 整个混乱 The mayor got wind of this whole mess 846 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,680 他们在拉 我们的资金。 什么？ and they're pulling our funding. What? 847 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,940 警察小队被关闭 立即生效。 Police Squad is shut down effective immediately. 848 00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:14,470 这就是因为我。 我将修复此。 This is all because of me. I'll fix this. 849 00:49:14,470 --> 00:49:16,430 帮我一个忙，弗兰克。 躺下。 你明白了。 Do me a favor, Frank. Lay low. You got it. 850 00:49:16,430 --> 00:49:17,340 谢谢你，埃德。 Thank you, Ed. 851 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,790 对不起，你有吗 我可以使用的电话？ Excuse me, do you have a phone I could use? 852 00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:29,830 谢谢。 Thanks. 853 00:49:31,350 --> 00:49:32,530 我尽快 As soon as I could, 854 00:49:32,530 --> 00:49:34,570 我叫贝丝 打破她的消息。 I called Beth to break her the news. 855 00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:38,060 这并不容易，但是我希望 这会给她带来一些和平。 It wasn't easy, but I hoped it would bring her some peace. 856 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:40,450 谢谢。 Thanks. 857 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:42,800 该死，伙计？ What the hell, man? 858 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:50,550 哦，弗兰克。 Oh, Frank. 859 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:52,810 谢谢。 Thank you. 860 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:56,420 天哪，你受伤了。 没什么。 God, you're hurt. It's nothing. 861 00:49:56,420 --> 00:49:57,770 不要愚蠢。进来。 Don't be silly. Come in. 862 00:50:03,210 --> 00:50:04,390 这就是我能找到的。 This is all I could find. 863 00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:07,130 可能会有点刺痛。 Might sting a bit. 864 00:50:07,910 --> 00:50:08,830 大胆试试吧。 Go for it. 865 00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:14,220 没关系。继续前进。 好的。 It's okay. Keep going. Okay. 866 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:17,790 甘蔗说他有很多东西 明天在商店里 对于除夕。 Cane said he had something big in store tomorrow for New Year's Eve. 867 00:50:17,790 --> 00:50:22,450 我愿意打赌 这是西蒙 试图警告我们。 I'm willing to bet it's whatever Simon was trying to warn us about. 868 00:50:22,450 --> 00:50:24,060 你是什​​么意思， 大吗？ What do you mean, something big? 869 00:50:24,060 --> 00:50:25,670 我不知道。 I don't know. 870 00:50:25,670 --> 00:50:27,020 但是人们可能处于危险之中。 But people could be in danger. 871 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,850 我懂了。 I see. 872 00:50:28,850 --> 00:50:30,540 弗兰克，我有供认。 Frank, I have a confession. 873 00:50:30,540 --> 00:50:32,280 当我哥哥打电话给我 在他去世之前， When my brother called me before he died, 874 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:34,290 他告诉我一些事情 我没有告诉过你。 he told me some things that I haven't told you. 875 00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:36,640 继续。 Go on. 876 00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:38,810 他告诉我他在工作 在某种 治疗装置。 He told me he was working on some kind of therapeutic device. 877 00:50:38,810 --> 00:50:40,730 让人们平静下来的东西。 Something to calm people down. 878 00:50:40,730 --> 00:50:42,950 但是他现在很担心 有人可以使用它 做相反的事情。 But he was worried now that someone could use it to do the opposite. 879 00:50:42,950 --> 00:50:45,510 让人们平静吗？ 他没有说。 Calm people up? He didn't say. 880 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,950 他只是告诉我 如果有的话 发生在他身上， He just told me that if anything were to happen to him, 881 00:50:47,950 --> 00:50:51,740 我需要做 不管是什么 停止设备。 I needed to do whatever it took to stop the device. 882 00:50:51,740 --> 00:50:53,350 那是 他对我的遗言。 Those were his last words to me. 883 00:50:53,350 --> 00:50:55,920 这就是原因 你插入了自己 进入我的调查。 So that's why you inserted yourself into my investigation. 884 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,220 好吧，起初。 Well, at first. 885 00:50:57,220 --> 00:50:59,350 这就是为什么你出现 在孟加拉俱乐部。 And that's why you showed up at the Bengal Club. 886 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,180 是的。 Yes. 887 00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:03,530 这就是原因 - 您假装爱我。 - 不！ And that's why - you pretended to love me. - No! 888 00:51:03,530 --> 00:51:04,790 坦率... Frank... 889 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,540 不，你怎么说？ No, how could you say that? 890 00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:09,840 我不敢相信 我开放了自己 再次爱。 I can't believe I opened myself up to love again. 891 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,760 我写 那首整首歌。 我租了工作室空间！ I wrote that whole song about it. I rented studio space! 892 00:51:15,890 --> 00:51:17,240 请不要走。 Don't go, please. 893 00:51:18,940 --> 00:51:20,070 弗兰克，请。 Frank, please. 894 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,680 看着我。 Look at me. 895 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:26,990 那是什么？ What is that? 896 00:51:27,990 --> 00:51:29,690 什么？ What? 897 00:51:33,870 --> 00:51:35,560 那。 That. 898 00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,870 那是我的tivo 我昨天借给你 That's my TiVo that I lent you yesterday 899 00:51:37,870 --> 00:51:40,400 这样你就可以观看 Buffy的第一季。 so that you could watch season one of Buffy. 900 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,220 这样你就可以 开始获取 我的参考。 So that you could start getting my references. 901 00:51:42,220 --> 00:51:43,920 我知道，弗兰克。 I know that, Frank. 902 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,530 我特别告诉你 不插入 进入互联网。 And I specifically told you not to plug it into the internet. 903 00:51:46,530 --> 00:51:48,360 哦。 “哦？” Oh. "Oh?" 904 00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,540 那是以太网绳 That's an Ethernet cord 905 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:53,800 从我的tivo出发 直接进入路由器， going from my TiVo directly into your router, 906 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,150 互联网在哪里 来自！ where the internet comes from! 907 00:51:55,150 --> 00:51:56,630 我只是想把它插 进入电力。 I was just trying to plug it into the electricity. 908 00:51:56,630 --> 00:51:57,980 现在 他们可能已过期。 And now they might be expired. 909 00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,370 那意味着走了！ That means gone! 910 00:52:00,330 --> 00:52:01,810 没有音乐特别。 No musical special. 911 00:52:01,810 --> 00:52:05,730 没有Xander。没有尖峰。 没有Cordelia Chase。 No Xander. No Spike. No Cordelia Chase. 912 00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:08,160 没有丹尼尔·“奥兹”奥斯本。 No Daniel "Oz" Osbourne. 913 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,170 不 Willow-meets-her-doppelganger 插曲。没有什么！ No Willow-meets-her-doppelganger episode. Nothing! 914 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:14,430 抱歉，我不知道 他们是如此 - Sorry, I didn't know they were so-- 915 00:52:14,430 --> 00:52:16,690 弗兰克，我们在中间 重要的 Frank, we're in the middle of an important-- 916 00:52:16,690 --> 00:52:18,130 站在那儿。 Just stand there. 917 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:27,880 他们走了！ They're gone! 918 00:52:30,450 --> 00:52:32,100 没关系。 只是座机。 It's okay. It's just the landline. 919 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:33,100 我会明白的。 I'll get it. 920 00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:37,020 你好。 Hello. 921 00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,760 它是ed。我有东西。 It's Ed. I've got something. 922 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,110 好的。 Okay. 923 00:52:40,110 --> 00:52:41,370 我就在那里。 I'll be right there. 924 00:52:50,860 --> 00:52:52,640 埃德挖了 银行录像 Ed had dug through the bank footage 925 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:55,510 并确定一个男人 谁溜出后面， and identified a man who'd slipped out the back, 926 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,390 谁也碰巧是 甘蔗的安全负责人 和右手。 who also happened to be Cane's head of security and right-hand man. 927 00:52:59,390 --> 00:53:02,830 如果有人知道甘蔗的计划， 会是他。 If anyone knew Cane's plan, it would be him. 928 00:53:02,830 --> 00:53:05,350 我们需要让他一个人 并挤压。 We needed to get him alone and put the squeeze on. 929 00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:08,270 但是我们必须这样做 以我们自己的方式 But we had to do it in our own way, 930 00:53:08,270 --> 00:53:10,310 离开书。 我们现在正在路上。 off the books. We're on our way now. 931 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:14,580 你不是我的普通驱动程序。 You're not my normal driver. 932 00:53:16,490 --> 00:53:19,280 这不是我的普通车。 This isn't my normal car. 933 00:53:21,450 --> 00:53:23,200 那不是我的普通气体。 That's not my normal gas. 934 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:27,370 这不是正常的方式 我入睡。 This isn't the normal way I fall asleep. 935 00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:46,870 你好，医生？ 他正在醒来。 Hello, doctor? He's waking up. 936 00:53:46,870 --> 00:53:49,790 这是哪一天？ 1月2日。 What day is it? January 2nd. 937 00:53:49,790 --> 00:53:51,610 你去过这里 三天。 You've been here for three days. 938 00:53:51,610 --> 00:53:53,010 三天？ Three days? 939 00:53:53,010 --> 00:53:54,790 什么... What the... 940 00:53:56,710 --> 00:53:59,010 你能把那个打开吗？ Can you turn that up, please? 941 00:53:59,010 --> 00:54:01,230 那不会 必要，护士。 That won't be necessary, nurse. 942 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:04,190 您好，古斯塔夫森先生。 Hello, Mr. Gustafson. 943 00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:05,760 你！ You! 944 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,460 看到我惊讶吗？ Surprised to see me? 945 00:54:07,460 --> 00:54:09,850 你的小计划， 它没有解决。 Your little plan, it didn't work out. 946 00:54:09,850 --> 00:54:12,720 我们停止了它。 好人赢了。 We stopped it. The good guys won. 947 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,250 甘蔗在监狱里。 Cane's in jail. 948 00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:17,160 这是 坏消息给你。 他在唱歌。 And here's the bad news for you. He's singing. 949 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,690 他告诉我们 你杀了西蒙·达文波特 还有那个记者。 He told us you killed Simon Davenport and that reporter. 950 00:54:20,690 --> 00:54:22,990 你可能会说话 为此获得椅子。 There's talk you might get the chair for this. 951 00:54:22,990 --> 00:54:24,730 - 你在说谎。 - 我吗？ - You're lying. - Am I? 952 00:54:24,730 --> 00:54:27,480 mm嗯。 然后告诉我 到底发生了什么。 Mm-hmm. Then tell me what really happened. 953 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,560 是的，对。 Yeah, right. 954 00:54:31,570 --> 00:54:33,180 硬汉，是吗？ Tough guy, huh? 955 00:54:33,180 --> 00:54:37,490 你知道会发生什么 给大男孩 像你在圣昆汀？ You know what happens to big pretty boys like you in San Quentin? 956 00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:39,840 哦！他们会爱你。 Ooh! They're gonna love you. 957 00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,360 你在说什么？ What are you talking about? 958 00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,490 哦，是的。 我看过一百次。 Oh, yeah. I've seen it a hundred times. 959 00:54:43,490 --> 00:54:47,670 像你一样大的可爱派？ 你会很受欢迎。 Massive cutie pie like you? You'll be very popular. 960 00:54:47,670 --> 00:54:52,240 第一天， 可能有你的照片 在线上病毒。 First day in, probably have your mugshot go viral online. 961 00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,850 “性感的监狱鸟”。 The "sexy jailbird." 962 00:54:53,850 --> 00:54:55,720 恭喜，你很有名。 Congrats, you're famous. 963 00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:57,380 好的。 Okay. 964 00:54:57,380 --> 00:55:00,510 然后有一天， 您的新粉丝军 发现法律漏洞， Then one day, your new fan army finds a legal loophole, 965 00:55:00,510 --> 00:55:03,950 突然，你是自由的！ 你回到街上了！ and suddenly, you're free! You're back on the streets! 966 00:55:03,950 --> 00:55:05,560 那是...还不错。 That's... That's not bad. 967 00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,780 直到现在， 您有一个图像要坚持。 Only now, you've got an image to uphold. 968 00:55:07,780 --> 00:55:09,690 “性感的监狱鸟”。 The "sexy jailbird." 969 00:55:09,690 --> 00:55:12,870 对碳水化合物说再见。 您好，间歇性禁食。 Say goodbye to carbs. Hello, intermittent fasting. 970 00:55:12,870 --> 00:55:16,440 你喜欢拉面吗？ 好吧，都是汤 给你，宝贝！ You like ramen? Well, it's all broth for you, baby! 971 00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,880 更何况， 有一个新 性感的监狱鸟现在。 Not to mention, there's a new sexy jailbird now. 972 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,530 他全都 身体积极性。 And he's all about body positivity. 973 00:55:22,530 --> 00:55:25,140 他正在吃汉堡 在监狱Instagram上 He's eating burgers on the prison Instagram 974 00:55:25,140 --> 00:55:27,360 当你 饿死。 不。 while you're starving to death. No. 975 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,060 但是您的品牌很瘦。 您现在无法更改课程！ But your brand is skinny. You can't change course now! 976 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:31,450 因此，您决定结束它。 So you decide to end it. 977 00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:33,980 砰!子弹头上！ Bang! Bullet in the head! 978 00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:36,630 我不会那样做。 但是你想念。 I wouldn't do that. But you miss. 979 00:55:36,630 --> 00:55:39,160 你只能得到 大脑的一部分 调节放屁。 You only get the part of the brain that regulates farts. 980 00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,940 不。 现在你是一个新模因， No. Now you're a new meme, 981 00:55:40,940 --> 00:55:43,250 “放屁的家伙。” 那是你想要的吗？ "farting guy." Is that what you want? 982 00:55:43,250 --> 00:55:44,900 成为“放屁的家伙”？ 不。 To be "farting guy"? No. 983 00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:46,340 快点， - 告诉我，放屁的家伙！ - 不。 Come on, - tell me, farting guy! - No. No. 984 00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:47,290 你喜欢它！ 不！ You love it! No! 985 00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:48,990 告诉我！你喜欢它！ 停止！ Tell me! You love it! Stop it! 986 00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:51,520 一切都是甘蔗的计划！ 这不是我的计划！ It was all Cane's plan! It wasn't my plan! 987 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,480 什么是？ What was? 988 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,560 他想爆炸频率 He wanted to blast a frequency 989 00:55:56,570 --> 00:56:00,480 那会感染 人们的大脑 并将它们变成野蛮人。 that would infect people's brains and turn them into savages. 990 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:04,050 在哪里 他会那样做吗？ 在WWFC战斗中。 And where was he gonna do that? At the WWFC fight. 991 00:56:04,050 --> 00:56:05,790 市区，午夜。 Downtown, midnight. 992 00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:07,010 他要去哪里 放设备？ Where was he gonna put the device? 993 00:56:07,710 --> 00:56:09,320 在新年的球中。 In the New Year's balls. 994 00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:11,490 球。 The balls. 995 00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,500 嘿...你要去哪里？ Hey... where you going? 996 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,890 我想要一个律师，好吗？ I want a lawyer, okay? 997 00:56:15,890 --> 00:56:18,240 对不起，我们构架了你！ 对不起！ I'm sorry that we framed you! I'm sorry! 998 00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,370 你得到了这一切吗？ 每个单词。 Did you get all that? Every word. 999 00:56:29,210 --> 00:56:32,430 我们没有太多时间。 只有90分钟 直到新年。 We don't have much time. It's only 90 minutes till New Year's. 1000 00:56:32,430 --> 00:56:33,690 什么？怎么了？ What? What is happening? 1001 00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:35,820 如何获得 像这样的法律认罪？ How is getting a confession like this legal? 1002 00:56:35,820 --> 00:56:38,780 有时为了完成工作， 您必须违反法律。 Sometimes to get the job done, you have to break the law. 1003 00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:39,910 我一直都这样做。 I do it all the time. 1004 00:56:39,910 --> 00:56:41,390 嗯。 Huh. 1005 00:56:41,390 --> 00:56:43,400 我们得到了这一切吗？ 我们明白了。 Did we get all that? We got it. 1006 00:56:47,050 --> 00:56:47,960 嗯？ Huh? 1007 00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:52,790 内政。 Internal Affairs. 1008 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,060 你因被捕而被捕 非法拘留 Sig Gustafson的作品。 You're under arrest for the illegal detainment of Sig Gustafson. 1009 00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:58,800 不！ 啊!所以你设置了我。 感人的。 No! Ah! So you set me up. Impressive. 1010 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,190 嗯，只是一件事， Uh, just one thing, 1011 00:57:00,190 --> 00:57:02,330 你怎么能建造 这些套装如此之快？ how were you able to build these sets so quickly? 1012 00:57:02,330 --> 00:57:03,980 我只是告诉 一些城市承包商 I just told some city contractors 1013 00:57:03,980 --> 00:57:06,770 我会拉他们的许可证 如果他们没有帮助我们。 that I'd pull their licenses if they didn't help us. 1014 00:57:06,770 --> 00:57:09,070 你得到了这一切吗？ 大声而清晰。 Did you get all that? Loud and clear. 1015 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,510 Hector Gutierrez， 职业部 安全与健康。 Hector Gutierrez, Department of Occupational Safety and Health. 1016 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,780 军官巴恩斯， 你被捕。 Officer Barnes, you are under arrest. 1017 00:57:29,220 --> 00:57:30,660 你在干什么？ What are you doing? 1018 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,840 五分钟 向下。 Five minutes down. 1019 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,580 有号角 表示结尾 第一轮。 There is the horn signifying the end of round one. 1020 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,760 这个人群 不开心，乔恩。 This crowd is not happy, Jon. 1021 00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,410 好的， 非常令人兴奋的东西， All right, very exciting stuff, 1022 00:57:42,410 --> 00:57:43,720 但是我们现在很兴奋 要加入 在广播摊位 but we are now thrilled to be joined in the broadcast booth 1023 00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,070 由最恶毒的人之一 裸露的斗殴者 by one of the most vicious bare-knuckle brawlers 1024 00:57:46,070 --> 00:57:48,980 从第一季开始 WWFC， from the first season of WWFC, 1025 00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:51,990 丹·“流血的寡妇” 戴利。欢迎，丹。 Dan "The Bloody Widowmaker" Daly. Welcome, Dan. 1026 00:57:52,590 --> 00:57:54,070 很奇怪。 It's weird. 1027 00:57:54,070 --> 00:57:57,290 我，呃... 我把妻子留在家 她穿着化妆。 I, uh... I left my wife at home and she was wearing makeup. 1028 00:57:57,290 --> 00:57:59,120 说她没有 任何计划。 Said she didn't have any plans. 1029 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,340 你怎么认为 那是关于吗？ What do you think that's about? 1030 00:58:01,340 --> 00:58:04,000 我不知道。 我也不。 I don't know. Me, neither. 1031 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,610 当然， 这一切都没有 有可能 And of course, none of this would be possible 1032 00:58:05,610 --> 00:58:06,780 没有今晚的赞助商， without tonight's sponsor, 1033 00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:08,870 Edentech的Richard Cane。 EdenTech's Richard Cane. 1034 00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:16,490 实验室里的男孩借了我 这些特殊的耳塞。 The boys in the lab loaned me these special earplugs. 1035 00:58:16,490 --> 00:58:18,230 它们阻止数字频率。 They block digital frequency. 1036 00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:20,840 因此，如果炸弹确实熄灭， 我们受到保护。 So if that bomb does go off, we're protected. 1037 00:58:20,840 --> 00:58:21,970 做得好。 Nice work. 1038 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,150 现在，拐杖在哪里？ Now, where's Cane? 1039 00:58:24,150 --> 00:58:25,370 甘蔗在天箱中。 Cane is in the skybox. 1040 00:58:25,370 --> 00:58:27,500 那备份呢？ 没有备份。 And what about backup? There is no backup. 1041 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:29,410 什么？ 您想要谋杀。 What? You're wanted for murder. 1042 00:58:29,410 --> 00:58:30,810 但是古斯塔夫森承认。 But Gustafson confessed. 1043 00:58:30,810 --> 00:58:32,070 我们强迫他。 We coerced him. 1044 00:58:32,070 --> 00:58:33,590 你从未听说过 米兰达权利？ Haven't you ever heard of the Miranda rights? 1045 00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:36,550 什么？我很确定 嘉莉写道。 What? I'm pretty sure it's Carrie that writes. 1046 00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:38,030 米兰达是律师。 Miranda is a lawyer. 1047 00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:41,470 夏洛特的艺术经销商。 和萨曼莎是个妓女。 Charlotte's an art dealer. And Samantha's a whore. 1048 00:58:41,470 --> 00:58:43,080 什么？这是什么？ What? What is it? 1049 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,170 我一直在尝试 打电话给贝丝几个小时。 她没有接。 I've been trying to call Beth for hours. She's not picking up. 1050 00:58:46,170 --> 00:58:47,610 我只是希望她还好。 I just hope she's okay. 1051 00:58:48,610 --> 00:58:49,960 居住... Live... 1052 00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:55,530 来自可怕的市区 洛杉矶， from scary downtown Los Angeles, 1053 00:58:55,530 --> 00:59:01,270 这是主要事件 晚上！ this is the main event of the evening! 1054 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:07,800 唔。 Hmm. 1055 00:59:10,540 --> 00:59:11,670 是的。 Yeah. 1056 00:59:11,670 --> 00:59:12,630 先生？ 是的？ Sir? Yes? 1057 00:59:14,980 --> 00:59:16,720 哦！请。 Oh! Please. 1058 00:59:19,030 --> 00:59:20,550 我可以帮你吗？ Can I help you? 1059 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,820 记住账号？ Remember me? 1060 00:59:23,820 --> 00:59:27,300 好吧，你好， 切里·罗斯福小姐 脂肪bozo chowing意大利面条。 Well, hello, Miss Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti. 1061 00:59:27,300 --> 00:59:28,470 我，呃， I, uh, 1062 00:59:28,470 --> 00:59:30,390 爱你的新外观。 谢谢。 love your new look. Thank you. 1063 00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:32,780 请。加入我。 Please. Join me. 1064 00:59:32,780 --> 00:59:34,830 女士们，先生们！ Ladies and gentlemen! 1065 00:59:34,830 --> 00:59:38,740 它是... It's... 1066 00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:42,570 时间！ time! 1067 00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:46,930 检查，检查。 我正在去球的路上。 Check, check. I'm on my way to the balls. 1068 00:59:46,930 --> 00:59:49,230 好吧，弗兰克，通讯工作。 Okay, Frank, comms working. 1069 00:59:49,230 --> 00:59:52,060 我在位。 我们有25分钟。 I'm in position. We have 25 minutes. 1070 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:54,720 嘿，一杯啤酒。 Hey, one beer, please. 1071 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,060 我们关闭了。 We're closed. 1072 00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:58,550 伙计，来吧。 一种啤酒不会杀了你。 Man, come on. One beer's not gonna kill you. 1073 00:59:58,550 --> 01:00:00,160 一杯啤酒。 One beer. 1074 01:00:01,550 --> 01:00:02,680 迷路。 Get lost. 1075 01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:04,070 多少？ How much? 1076 01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:06,160 它是免费的。只是得到 地狱从这里出来。 It's free. Just get the hell out of here. 1077 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,560 埃德，你听到我的声音吗？ 我能听到你的声音，弗兰克。 Ed, do you hear me? I can hear you, Frank. 1078 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,510 嗯。我认为之一 甘蔗的傻瓜就在那里。 进来，埃德。 Uh-oh. I think one of Cane's goons is up there. Come in, Ed. 1079 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,990 弗兰克，你能听到我的声音吗？ 检查，检查。 Frank, can you hear me? Check, check. 1080 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,780 有人在那里，弗兰克！ 一个人在那里，弗兰克！ Somebody's up there, Frank! A guy is up there, Frank! 1081 01:00:15,780 --> 01:00:18,220 哦，上帝！ Oh, God! 1082 01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:19,220 - 那是什么？ - 哦。 - What's that, Ed? - Oh. 1083 01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:20,920 嗯，没关系。 Uh, never mind. 1084 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,310 先生们，我们去过了 根据规则 在后面。 Gentlemen, we've been over the rules in the back. 1085 01:00:22,310 --> 01:00:24,570 我希望你打扫卫生， 努力战斗，战斗公平。 I expect you to fight clean, fight hard, fight fair. 1086 01:00:24,570 --> 01:00:26,360 好吧，紧张 在这个领域是显而易见的。 All right, the tension in this arena is palpable. 1087 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,310 真理的时刻 伙计们。 The moment of truth is here, folks. 1088 01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,840 直接到语音邮件。 我敢打赌她和加里在一起。 Straight to voicemail. I'll bet she's with Gary. 1089 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,010 让我用你的手机。 她不知道你的电话号码。 Let me use your phone. She won't know your number. 1090 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,840 你准备好了吗？ 让我们继续吧！ You ready? Let's get it on! 1091 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,810 是的！我们走吧！ Yeah! Let's go! 1092 01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:44,680 哦！ Oh! 1093 01:00:45,460 --> 01:00:47,600 天哪，我喜欢这个。 God, I love this. 1094 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,550 快点！ Come on! 1095 01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:52,470 wunderbar！ Wunderbar! 1096 01:00:57,870 --> 01:01:00,480 最近阅读任何好书， 小姐“意大利面”？ Read any good books lately, Miss "Spaghetti"? 1097 01:01:01,390 --> 01:01:04,180 还是我应该说， 达文波特小姐？ Or should I say, Miss Davenport? 1098 01:01:04,180 --> 01:01:07,350 我特别喜欢这部分 博学的家庭主妇在哪里 I especially like the part where the erudite housewife 1099 01:01:07,350 --> 01:01:10,750 变成自己 可能的刺客 寻求报仇， transforms herself into a would-be assassin seeking revenge, 1100 01:01:12,270 --> 01:01:13,710 隐藏... hiding a... 1101 01:01:14,230 --> 01:01:15,620 ...枪... ...gun... 1102 01:01:15,620 --> 01:01:16,800 在她的吊袜带上。 in her garter belt. 1103 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,630 还有另一个... And another... 1104 01:01:20,630 --> 01:01:22,330 ...在她的小背上。 ...in the small of her back. 1105 01:01:23,940 --> 01:01:24,810 还有一个... And a... 1106 01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:26,980 shot弹枪... shotgun... 1107 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:29,590 ...在她美丽的... ...in her beautiful... 1108 01:01:29,590 --> 01:01:30,770 黑发假发。 brunette wig. 1109 01:01:31,330 --> 01:01:32,550 把她绑起来。 Tie her up. 1110 01:01:38,430 --> 01:01:41,690 好吧，埃德...我在球。 Okay, Ed... I'm at the balls. 1111 01:01:41,690 --> 01:01:44,130 我要看看 对于设备。 I'm gonna look for the device. 1112 01:01:47,180 --> 01:01:48,480 做得好，弗兰克。 Nice work, Frank. 1113 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,440 嘿， 你有免费啤酒吗？ Hey, you got free beer? 1114 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,180 不，没有免费的 No, there's not free-- 1115 01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:53,750 哦，男孩。 Oh, boy. 1116 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,840 一定是 在这里的某个地方。 It's got to be in here somewhere. 1117 01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,020 埃德，进来。 Ed, come in. 1118 01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:05,190 继续，拿走去。 Go on, take it and go. 1119 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,980 嗯，弗兰克， 你能听到我吗？ Uh, Frank, can you hear me? 1120 01:02:07,980 --> 01:02:10,590 Coker Lands 胸部残酷的膝盖！ Coker lands a brutal knee to the chest! 1121 01:02:13,460 --> 01:02:14,590 我想我看到了，埃德。 I think I see it, Ed. 1122 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,900 好吧，看起来好像 我们有 一些技术困难 All right, it looks as though we're having some technical difficulties 1123 01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:21,380 带有除夕球。 with the New Year's Eve ball. 1124 01:02:21,380 --> 01:02:23,470 我无法达到。 I can't quite reach. 1125 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:26,960 嗯。 Uh. 1126 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:29,740 看看这个！ Look at this! 1127 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:31,960 裤子脱了！ The pants are off! 1128 01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,310 到底是怎么回事？ What the hell is going on? 1129 01:02:36,310 --> 01:02:38,230 好的。 我相信电视网络 All right. I believe the TV networks 1130 01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:39,750 模糊了 这里发生了什么。 have blurred what's happening here. 1131 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:43,060 所以对于那些回到家的人 我会尝试画一张图片。 So for those of you back home, I will try to paint a picture. 1132 01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,840 腿本身 苍白和白色， The legs themselves are pale and white, 1133 01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:47,890 撒上 肉桂柔软的头发。 sprinkled with cinnamon soft hair. 1134 01:02:47,890 --> 01:02:50,240 现在转向我们的目光 到中间 Now turning our gaze to the middle, 1135 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,590 我们在哪里找到东西 非常宏伟。 where we find something quite magnificent. 1136 01:02:52,590 --> 01:02:54,290 主要事件， 如果愿意的话。 The main event, if you will. 1137 01:02:54,290 --> 01:02:56,200 一个大的Bratwurst， A grand bratwurst, 1138 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,940 适合帝国法院 凯撒本人。 fit for the Imperial Court of the Kaiser himself. 1139 01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:02,340 也许是一条面包 未烘烤的面包 Or maybe a loaf of unbaked bread 1140 01:03:02,340 --> 01:03:04,170 戴着非洲假发。 wearing an afro wig. 1141 01:03:04,170 --> 01:03:06,600 我得到了它。 我明白了，埃德。 I got it. I got it, Ed. 1142 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:07,910 好的， 我要出去。 Okay, I'm gonna get out. 1143 01:03:16,220 --> 01:03:17,400 德宾。 Drebin. 1144 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,700 好的，获得安全性 现在在那里！ All right, get security down there now! 1145 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:20,970 伙计们，没什么可见的！ Nothing to see here, folks! 1146 01:03:20,970 --> 01:03:22,970 警察业务。 请继续。 Police business. Please, carry on. 1147 01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:24,230 好吧，哥们， 时间去了。 All right, buddy, time to go. 1148 01:03:25,620 --> 01:03:27,450 现在听我的好。 Now listen to me good. 1149 01:03:27,450 --> 01:03:30,100 我叫弗兰克·德雷宾。 来自警察小队。 My name is Frank Drebin. From Police Squad. 1150 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,670 德雷宾！ Drebin! 1151 01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:32,930 这个事件现在结束了。 This event is now over. 1152 01:03:32,930 --> 01:03:35,200 每个人都腾空 立即将场所。 Everyone vacate the premises immediately. 1153 01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:36,460 现在！ Now! 1154 01:03:36,460 --> 01:03:38,290 好吧，Playtime结束了。 给我麦克风。 Okay, playtime's over. Give me the mic. 1155 01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:40,590 不要接受 又一步，哥们！ 就是这样。 Don't take another step, buddy! That's it. 1156 01:03:41,770 --> 01:03:42,900 哦！ Oh! 1157 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,820 缓冲区下降！ Buffer goes down! 1158 01:03:44,820 --> 01:03:47,380 你喜欢看 一个真正的男人踢屁股？ You like watching a real man kick ass? 1159 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,950 哦！ Oh! 1160 01:03:51,950 --> 01:03:54,430 [comms]弗兰克， 从那里走出去！ 你有陪伴！ [OVER COMMS] Frank, get the hell out of there! You've got company! 1161 01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:57,390 好的。 再见，大家。呃... All right. Goodbye, everyone. Uh... 1162 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:58,960 祝你晚安。 Have a good night. 1163 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,360 好吧，你，你， 跟我来。 All right, you, you, come with me. 1164 01:04:04,360 --> 01:04:06,310 告诉所有人 他们的频率插头。 Tell everybody to put in their frequency plugs. 1165 01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,710 还有她。 And her, too. 1166 01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:09,230 我们不要她 在这里发疯， 我们吗？ We don't want her going crazy in here, do we? 1167 01:04:09,230 --> 01:04:10,450 你看到了什么，弗兰克？ What do you see, Frank? 1168 01:04:10,450 --> 01:04:12,630 设备 上面有一些灯。 The device has some lights on it. 1169 01:04:12,630 --> 01:04:14,890 各种孔。 大约... Various holes. Weighs about... 1170 01:04:14,890 --> 01:04:16,930 两个半辣椒。 two-and-a-half chili dogs. 1171 01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:20,110 有 某种计时器 直到午夜同步。 It's got some sort of timer on it synced up to midnight. 1172 01:04:20,110 --> 01:04:22,240 你好，侦探。 Hello, Detective. 1173 01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:24,330 现在简单。 让我们来吧。 Easy now. Let's have it. 1174 01:04:24,330 --> 01:04:25,330 停在那里。 Stop right there. 1175 01:04:25,330 --> 01:04:27,600 不要做。 再迈出一举一动 Don't do it. Make one more move, 1176 01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,640 我会吹牛 计算机大脑 整个楼层！ and I'll blow its freaking computer brains all over this floor! 1177 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:31,860 考虑一下，德雷本。 Think about it, Drebin. 1178 01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:33,430 我正在做的一切 适合像我们这样的人。 Everything I'm doing is for guys like us. 1179 01:04:33,430 --> 01:04:35,080 - 伙计们喜欢我们吗？ - 是的。 - Guys like us? - Yes. 1180 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,960 强大的公义人， 谁实际上该死。 Powerful, righteous men, who actually give a damn. 1181 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:40,090 来吧，弗兰克， Come on, Frank, 1182 01:04:40,090 --> 01:04:43,180 你自己说了 “世界 以前更好。” you said it yourself, "The world was better before." 1183 01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,750 你做了什么？ What have you done? 1184 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,730 哇！啊! Whoa! Ah! 1185 01:05:21,430 --> 01:05:22,650 啊。 Ahh. 1186 01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:26,050 出去！嗯！安静的！ Get out! Shh! Quiet! 1187 01:05:26,050 --> 01:05:29,920 “四个轮子移动身体， 两个轮子移动灵魂。” "Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul." 1188 01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:32,100 好的。 这是一个著名的报价 我从... All right. It's a famous quote I got from... 1189 01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:33,180 quotes.com。 Quotes.com. 1190 01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:34,930 嘿，老板！ 是的。 Hey, boss! Yeah. 1191 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:36,140 你想要我什么 和她在一起吗？ What do you want me to do with her? 1192 01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:38,060 把她留在这里。 她早上会死。 Leave her here. She'll be dead by morning. 1193 01:05:38,060 --> 01:05:39,890 你们知道 如何骑行，对吗？ You fellas know how to ride, right? 1194 01:05:39,890 --> 01:05:40,930 我们开始做吧！是的！ Let's do it! Yeah! 1195 01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:45,280 坚持，稍等。 Hold on. 1196 01:05:48,720 --> 01:05:51,810 哇！哎呀。 去！去！去。不！ Whoa! Whoopsie. Go, go, go. No! 1197 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,210 看看这个！ Look at this! 1198 01:06:22,670 --> 01:06:23,580 啊！ Ahh! 1199 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,760 留下来！ 我不想伤害你。 Stay back! I don't want to hurt you. 1200 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,000 先生们，对掩体！ To the bunker, gentlemen! 1201 01:06:53,180 --> 01:06:53,960 ♪保持，保持，保持 握住，举起！ ♪ Hold, hold, hold Hold, hold up! 1202 01:06:53,960 --> 01:06:55,180 ♪检查一下 ♪ Check it out 1203 01:07:06,020 --> 01:07:07,890 我是E-R-G的F 我，e ♪ I'm the F to the E-R-G The I, the E 1204 01:07:07,890 --> 01:07:09,630 哇！ Whoa! 1205 01:07:09,630 --> 01:07:11,760 ♪，没有其他女士 像我一样放下它 ♪ And can't no other lady Put it down like me 1206 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:13,330 ♪我很疯狂♪ ♪ I'm fergalicious ♪ 1207 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,420 快点。 快点。快点。 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1208 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:43,360 爸爸？ Daddy? 1209 01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,620 帮我，爸爸。 我们该怎么办？ Help me, Daddy. What do we do? 1210 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:55,850 快点！怪异的阿尔在等待！ Come on! Weird Al's waiting! 1211 01:07:59,810 --> 01:08:02,990 哇！ 就像过去一样。 Whoo-hoo! Just like old times. 1212 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:05,510 快点！ Come on! 1213 01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:09,690 让我先让这个家伙。 Let me get this guy first. 1214 01:08:12,210 --> 01:08:14,820 得到他！ 好吧，这个家伙在右边。 Got him! Okay, this guy on the right. 1215 01:08:15,870 --> 01:08:18,480 EW。 Ew. 1216 01:08:18,480 --> 01:08:20,440 来吧，爸爸， 足够玩。 Come on, Daddy, enough playing around. 1217 01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:22,050 哦，谢谢。 Oh, thanks. 1218 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:25,840 那是他！稍低一点。 That's him! A little lower. 1219 01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:30,100 好吧，在这里。 Okay, here. 1220 01:08:31,450 --> 01:08:32,630 你有一个清晰的镜头。 You've got a clear shot. 1221 01:08:35,930 --> 01:08:36,850 接受！ Take it! 1222 01:08:36,850 --> 01:08:39,110 啊！ Ahh! 1223 01:08:39,110 --> 01:08:41,850 哇！真是太多了！ Whoa! That was so much! 1224 01:08:41,850 --> 01:08:43,940 你仍然知道，爸爸。 You still got it, Daddy. 1225 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:54,040 谢谢你，爸爸！ Thank you, Daddy! 1226 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:56,130 儿子，我为你感到骄傲。 I'm proud of you, son. 1227 01:09:03,870 --> 01:09:05,140 你看 你做了什么，甘蔗？ You see what you've done, Cane? 1228 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:10,050 还为时不晚 阻止这种疯狂！ It's not too late to stop this madness! 1229 01:09:10,050 --> 01:09:11,970 这不是疯狂，德雷本。 This isn't madness, Drebin. 1230 01:09:11,970 --> 01:09:13,060 这是进步！ This is progress! 1231 01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:14,840 进步？ Progress? 1232 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,410 少数 永远不要超过 许多人的需求。 The needs of the few should never outweigh the needs of the many. 1233 01:09:17,410 --> 01:09:19,450 有一段时间 当你知道。 There was a time when you knew that. 1234 01:09:19,450 --> 01:09:21,020 所以这就是这样。 So it's come to this. 1235 01:09:21,020 --> 01:09:23,150 高潮 我们的旅程。 The culmination of our journey. 1236 01:09:23,150 --> 01:09:26,770 所有这些...这个东西 那是发生的 All this... this stuff that's taken place 1237 01:09:26,770 --> 01:09:28,380 你和我之间！ between you and me! 1238 01:09:28,380 --> 01:09:30,770 这个，呃... 谢谢，戴夫。 我从这里得到了。 This, uh... Thanks, Dave. I got it from here. 1239 01:09:30,770 --> 01:09:33,470 我很抱歉。 我弄乱了线条 一点。 I'm so sorry. I messed up the lines a little bit. 1240 01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:35,080 没问题。 你做得很好。 是的。 No problem. You did great. Yeah. 1241 01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,510 星期天见吗？ 周日见。 See you Sunday? See you Sunday. 1242 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,950 好吧，甘蔗！ Okay, Cane! 1243 01:09:37,950 --> 01:09:39,130 拜托，不！ 下车！ Please, no! Get off me! 1244 01:09:39,130 --> 01:09:42,430 停止！我什至没有 在这部电影中！ Stop! I'm not even in this movie! 1245 01:09:42,430 --> 01:09:43,650 有人！ Somebody! 1246 01:09:43,650 --> 01:09:46,740 无论如何，看着我们！ 这不是美丽吗？ Anyway, look at us! Isn't this beautiful? 1247 01:09:46,740 --> 01:09:48,570 完全按照自然的意图。 Exactly as nature intended. 1248 01:09:48,570 --> 01:09:52,700 两只伟大的科迪亚克熊， 彼此面对 Two great Kodiak bears, facing one another 1249 01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:54,970 在一场史诗般的战斗中 为了主导。 in an epic battle for dominance. 1250 01:09:54,970 --> 01:09:57,930 如果这是一场战斗... 很好。 If it's a fight you want... very well. 1251 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,940 哦！哇！ Oh! Ow! 1252 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:18,770 你打我的肚子！ 你打了柔软的部分 我的肚子！ You hit my belly! You hit the soft part of my belly! 1253 01:10:19,950 --> 01:10:21,250 我勒个去？ What the hell? 1254 01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,740 你真的去过吗 以前打架？ Have you ever actually been in a fight before? 1255 01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:25,390 嗯，是的！我有。 Uh, yeah! I have. 1256 01:10:25,390 --> 01:10:27,830 我的天啊。 我想我要吧。 Oh, my God. I think I'm gonna barf. 1257 01:10:28,830 --> 01:10:30,350 那是正常的吗？ Is that normal? 1258 01:10:30,350 --> 01:10:32,130 你想继续战斗吗？ Do you want to keep fighting? 1259 01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,750 什么？不！ What? No! 1260 01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:35,790 我的肚子仍然很痛！ My tummy still hurts a lot! 1261 01:10:35,790 --> 01:10:36,790 好吧，在这种情况下... Well, in that case... 1262 01:10:36,790 --> 01:10:38,580 ...我要逮捕你。 ...I'm gonna arrest you. 1263 01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:41,750 你不能逮捕我。 你仍然没有抓住我。 You can't arrest me. You still didn't catch me. 1264 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,930 无处可去！ There's nowhere to run! 1265 01:10:42,930 --> 01:10:44,500 我不会跑步。 I won't be running. 1266 01:10:45,410 --> 01:10:46,670 我会飞。 I'll be flying. 1267 01:11:04,650 --> 01:11:05,780 理查德·拐杖... Richard Cane... 1268 01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:12,170 ...你被捕。 ...you're under arrest. 1269 01:11:27,890 --> 01:11:30,150 他不会受伤 任何人了。 He won't be hurting anyone anymore. 1270 01:11:31,110 --> 01:11:31,930 结束了。 It's over. 1271 01:11:34,020 --> 01:11:35,500 不是对我来说，不是。 Not for me, it isn't. 1272 01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:39,850 不，请。 No. Please. 1273 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:42,070 考虑一下，贝丝。 Think about this, Beth. 1274 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,510 杀死他 不会修复任何东西。 Killing him won't fix anything. 1275 01:11:43,510 --> 01:11:45,430 我为什么要让他活着？ Why should I let him live? 1276 01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:47,080 它不会带西蒙。 It won't bring Simon back. 1277 01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,040 您不确定。 You don't know that for sure. 1278 01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:51,910 你说得对。 一切皆有可能。 You're right. Anything is possible. 1279 01:11:51,910 --> 01:11:55,350 但是你必须让 司法系统完成工作。 But you have to let the justice system do its job. 1280 01:11:55,350 --> 01:11:57,310 那很富裕，来自你。 That's rich, coming from you. 1281 01:11:57,310 --> 01:11:59,440 事实是，贝丝， The truth is, Beth, 1282 01:11:59,440 --> 01:12:02,620 一旦你杀了 一个报仇的人， 没有回去。 once you kill a man for revenge, there's no going back. 1283 01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:06,320 它永远与你同在 跟随你喜欢阴影。 It stays with you forever, following you like a shadow. 1284 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:08,840 你脑海中的声音 一遍又一遍地说 A voice in your head saying over and over, 1285 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:11,100 “伙计，太棒了！” "Man, that was awesome!" 1286 01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,060 因此，将枪放下。 So, put the gun down. 1287 01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:16,800 如果不是我， 然后对我们来说。 If not for me, then for us. 1288 01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:18,370 为了我们的未来。 For our future together. 1289 01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,980 我爱你，贝丝。 I love you, Beth. 1290 01:12:20,980 --> 01:12:24,550 不要把它全部扔掉 几秒钟 Don't throw it all away for a few seconds of... 1291 01:12:24,550 --> 01:12:27,120 最好的感觉 你会有 在你的生活中。 the best feeling you would ever have in your life. 1292 01:12:53,890 --> 01:12:55,150 前进。 Go ahead. 1293 01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:56,150 做到。 Do it. 1294 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:12,380 ♪谁能说 道路去了哪里？ ♪ Who can say Where the road goes? 1295 01:13:12,380 --> 01:13:14,250 我爱你。 我爱你。 I love you. I love you. 1296 01:13:15,780 --> 01:13:17,390 ♪只有时间 ♪ Only time 1297 01:13:17,390 --> 01:13:19,130 罗纳德，醒来！ Ronald, wake up! 1298 01:13:19,130 --> 01:13:21,040 你得到了促销！ You got the promotion! 1299 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,440 哦！ Oh! 1300 01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,000 带进来。 Bring it in. 1301 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,440 ♪当你的心选择吗？ 只有时间 ♪ As your heart chose? Only time 1302 01:13:35,930 --> 01:13:38,840 不错 对于一个顽固的老傻瓜。 Not bad for a stubborn old fool. 1303 01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:43,630 我猜老人 真的是最艰难的 最聪明，最有能力， I guess old men really are the toughest, smartest, most capable, 1304 01:13:43,630 --> 01:13:45,630 地球上最性感的生物。 sexiest beings on the planet. 1305 01:13:46,370 --> 01:13:47,720 哦，弗兰克， Oh, Frank, 1306 01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:49,680 你让我 一个非常快乐的女人。 you've made me a very happy woman. 1307 01:13:50,680 --> 01:13:51,730 我也是。 Me, too. 1308 01:13:52,730 --> 01:13:54,860 ♪只有时间 ♪ Only time 1309 01:13:56,210 --> 01:14:01,610 ♪谁可以说 为什么你的心哭 ♪ And who can say Why your heart cries 1310 01:14:01,610 --> 01:14:05,390 ♪当你的爱谎言时？ 只有时间♪ ♪ When your love lies? Only time ♪ 1311 01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:26,500 因此 弗兰克·德雷宾中尉的 As a result of Lieutenant Frank Drebin's 1312 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,810 英勇的工作 在除夕， heroic work on New Year's Eve, 1313 01:14:28,810 --> 01:14:32,160 我很高兴宣布 那个警察小队回来了 I am happy to announce that Police Squad is back 1314 01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:37,510 以重新承诺 负责和正义。 with a renewed commitment to accountability and justice. 1315 01:14:37,510 --> 01:14:40,340 并以这种精神 我们不会忽略 And in that spirit, we will not ignore 1316 01:14:40,340 --> 01:14:43,120 德雷宾中尉 可疑的行动 Lieutenant Drebin's questionable actions 1317 01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:45,910 在日子里 在活动开始。 on the days leading up to the event. 1318 01:14:45,910 --> 01:14:48,300 现在，弗兰克·德雷宾 And right now, Frank Drebin 1319 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:54,140 受到严格的约束 和彻底 内部调查。 is being subject to a rigorous and thorough internal investigation. 1320 01:14:54,140 --> 01:14:55,180 谢谢。 Thank you. 1321 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:05,280 ♪宝宝想要摇滚♪ ♪ Baby wants to rock ♪ 1322 01:15:07,190 --> 01:15:08,280 哦！ Oh! 1323 01:15:09,850 --> 01:15:11,810 好吧，贝丝，这对我们来说。 Well, Beth, here's to us. 1324 01:15:11,810 --> 01:15:13,500 给我们。 To us. 1325 01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:38,220 怎么了？ 什么？ What is happening? What? 1326 01:15:39,830 --> 01:15:41,050 这很奇怪。 This is strange. 1327 01:15:41,750 --> 01:15:42,710 快点。 Come on. 1328 01:15:44,620 --> 01:15:45,450 泰勒？ Taylor? 1329 01:15:46,620 --> 01:15:48,890 你好吗？ Are you all right? 1330 01:15:48,890 --> 01:15:51,190 发生了什么事，弗兰克？ 我很害怕。 What's happening, Frank? I'm scared. 1331 01:15:51,190 --> 01:15:53,760 好的亲爱的。 我们将到达底部 这。 Okay, honey. We'll get to the bottom of this. 1332 01:15:55,370 --> 01:15:56,680 哦，上帝。 Oh, God. 1333 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,590 醒来， 你狗屎！ Wake up, you piece of shit! 1334 01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:01,070 将其放在一起。 Keep it together. 1335 01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,470 等待一秒钟。 这是什么？ Wait a second. What is this? 1336 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,560 你听到音乐吗？ 是的。 Do you hear that music? Yeah. 1337 01:16:18,610 --> 01:16:21,310 谁是谁 你是人吗？ Who the heck are you people? 1338 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:23,360 你一直在看我们吗 整个时间？ Have you been watching us this whole time? 1339 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,010 你在短裤里见过我吗？ You've seen me in shorts? 1340 01:16:27,010 --> 01:16:28,450 退后一步，亲爱的。 Step back, honey, please. 1341 01:16:30,890 --> 01:16:32,670 哇！ Ow! 1342 01:16:35,060 --> 01:16:37,760 哟！警察！ Yo! Cops! 1343 01:17:00,090 --> 01:17:01,180 哇！ Whoa! 1344 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:29,420 这是出来的 给一个非常特别的女士。 This goes out to a very special lady. 1345 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:32,380 beth ♪ Beth 1346 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:37,650 ♪你是 我一生的爱 ♪ You are The love of my life 1347 01:17:38,950 --> 01:17:42,610 ♪我想让你我的妻子 ♪ I want to make you my wife 1348 01:17:43,610 --> 01:17:45,260 ♪甜贝丝 ♪ Sweet Beth 1349 01:17:48,050 --> 01:17:51,750 ♪你打开我的心 ♪ You opened my heart up 1350 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:54,930 ♪再次爱... ♪ To loving again... 1351 01:17:54,930 --> 01:17:56,750 你做到了。 You did that. 1352 01:17:56,750 --> 01:17:58,580 你知道吗， 我从来没有真正过过 You know what, I've never really been 1353 01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:02,110 在专业人士中 录音室之前。 in a professional recording studio before. 1354 01:18:02,110 --> 01:18:03,410 这做什么？ What does this do? 1355 01:18:03,410 --> 01:18:04,850 哦， Oh, 1356 01:18:04,850 --> 01:18:06,500 那...很好。 that... that's nice. 1357 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:09,200 那声音很好，是吗？ That's got a good sound to it, huh? 1358 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,680 不，不，不。 我不需要触摸它。 没关系。 No, no, no. I don't need to touch it. That's fine. 1359 01:18:12,380 --> 01:18:13,470 beth ♪ Beth 1360 01:18:14,250 --> 01:18:15,990 ♪哦 ♪ Oh 1361 01:18:15,990 --> 01:18:19,170 ♪上架曲线 ♪ Top-shelf curves 1362 01:18:19,170 --> 01:18:22,690 ♪和大脑启动 ♪ And brains to boot 1363 01:18:22,690 --> 01:18:28,610 ♪和靴子将顶部 我大脑的前十名列表... ♪ And boots that would top my brain's Top Ten list... 1364 01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:30,960 ♪玻璃靴子... ♪ Aboot boots... 1365 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:34,660 ♪和弯曲的大脑 那买了它们 ♪ And the curvy brains That bought them 1366 01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:37,750 ♪也是乳房 ♪ Also breasts 1367 01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,490 ♪我甜蜜的贝丝 ♪ My sweet Beth 1368 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:49,370 ♪当我第一次见到你时 在我的办公室 ♪ When I first saw you In my office 1369 01:18:49,370 --> 01:18:53,850 ♪我一直在想 关于你的身体 ♪ I kept thinking About your body 1370 01:18:55,550 --> 01:19:00,430 ♪'因为我还不知道 你的想法 ♪ 'Cause I didn't yet know Your mind 1371 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,690 ♪我不介意 ♪ I don't mind 1372 01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:11,130 ♪我甜蜜的贝丝 ♪ My sweet Beth 1373 01:19:12,310 --> 01:19:14,790 很有趣 玩那些东西。 It is just fun to play those things. 1374 01:19:14,790 --> 01:19:18,490 你介意如果我... 我拿起这吉他？ Do you mind if I... I pick up this guitar? 1375 01:19:18,490 --> 01:19:20,490 我一直希望 我知道该怎么做。 I always wished I knew how to do it. 1376 01:19:20,490 --> 01:19:22,970 嘿！ Hey! 1377 01:19:22,970 --> 01:19:24,150 啊，我们走了。 Ah, here we go. 1378 01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:28,800 你知道， 令人惊讶的是。 You know, it's surprisingly easy. 1379 01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:35,680 哇！有点 伤害你的指尖。 Ow! It kind of hurts your fingertips. 1380 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:37,250 没有人告诉你 关于那部分。 No one tells you about that part. 1381 01:19:38,810 --> 01:19:41,290 ♪我甜蜜的贝丝♪ ♪ My sweet Beth ♪ 1382 01:19:42,990 --> 01:19:46,690 谢谢你，贝丝， 为了敞开心heart ... Thank you, Beth, for opening up my heart... 1383 01:19:47,690 --> 01:19:48,820 再次爱。 to love again. 1384 01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:54,520 我只是 再得到一个。 I just had to get one more. 1385 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:40,500 每个人， 把手放在一起 Everyone, put your hands together 1386 01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:43,640 对于世界的最后一次 活艺人， for the world's last living entertainer, 1387 01:24:43,640 --> 01:24:45,550 “怪异的”扬科维奇！ "Weird Al" Yankovic! 1388 01:24:48,030 --> 01:24:50,470 大家今晚过得怎么样？ How's everybody doing tonight? 1389 01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,000 你好？ Hello? 1390 01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:57,570 有人在这里吗？ Anybody here? 1391 01:24:58,350 --> 01:24:59,310 甘蔗？ Cane? 1392 01:25:00,260 --> 01:25:01,740 邪恶的亿万富翁？ Evil billionaires? 1393 01:25:03,790 --> 01:25:05,100 螃蟹手的家伙？ Crab-hands guy? 1394 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,400 哦，怎么了？ Oh, what the heck?