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翻译: 去留 夏酷
时间轴: Vicky8800
校对: 浅草懿声
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第一季 第3集
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今天原本是我的结婚周年纪念日
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画面上正在开车的人是我
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别等我的门了
我也不知道啥时候能回来
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很有趣吧
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其实在几天前
我们就安排好今天怎么过
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结婚周年快乐
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噢 老公 我没有买东西给你啊
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很久之前我就学会
不给Mike买礼物
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这是啥玩意?
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你买给我干嘛用?
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谢谢 但是...
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说真的 你为啥买这玩意?
小票还没扔吧?
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今天其实是咱们16和17周年结婚纪念日
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我们把16周年的庆祝放在17周年上
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我知道你最近很忙
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你也经常说要出去走走
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地毯布料店之旅!!?
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我太喜欢了
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我知道 去买一小块的地毯就这么高兴
真的是有点悲哀
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但是我们房间的地毯已经战绩斑斑
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我都说了
我没开玩笑
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星期五 我带你去French Lick
(位于印第安纳州南部)
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我们将会在33号公路的汽车旅馆过夜
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星期六我们就去买地毯
最后打道回府
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我喜欢
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除了回家那部分
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没有人想看你们亲嘴
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我觉得老一辈人亲嘴是美的事情
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好吧 咱们到此为止
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Brick打包你的早餐 要上学了
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老妈 今天我能开车上学吗?
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今天不行
我跟你妈有很多事情做
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还有 我们想多活几年
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要是你们不让我练车
我就拿不到驾照
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所以我们事先教你用脚板走路
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这样吧 要是你放学经过我的车场
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我帮你弄辆车练习吧
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- 好吧
- 来吧孩子 要上学了
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- 不要坐不上校巴啊 出门吧
- 老妈再见
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好了 今天好好过 回家见了
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噢
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妈 我不舒服
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噢 一个生病的小孩会在
星期五之前传染全家人
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大家就病着过结婚周年纪念日
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没事的孩子
你没病 乐观点
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坐一程校巴就会好了
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我真的觉得难受
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好吧
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如果你真的想吐
就吐在妈妈的地毯上吧
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问题是 今天我要上班
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不过作为一名上班妈妈
有时候要懂得变通
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杯托上有姜汁汽水
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如果你要喊我
就响两次喇叭
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我希望可以待在家看电视
然后喝你煮的汤
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对不起宝贝 你投错胎了
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公司是不是不能这样让我在这里的?
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当然不是
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不过你的头别探出来就是了
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另一方面 Sue学校第三学期已经结束了
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孩子们可以参加自己喜欢的协会
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因为没有协会收留Sue
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她被发配到办公室制作学生卡
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一个属于层层叠协会的职位
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我叫Brendan Nichols
我今天第一天上学
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这里是我领学生卡的地方吗?
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你还好吧?
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我看我快做不成好好先生了
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看这个月都快过去了
但是业绩却...
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全能的上帝赋予了
这玩意什么名字?
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这是室内植物
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室内植物?
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这里不是你的屋子...
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我告诉你们多少回了
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别把私人物件带来上班
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你们唯一要顾虑的是
如何照顾好我
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室内植物 只会
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让你们分心 你们应该专注的是
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卖车
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老板对不起
我脑袋今天不清晰
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可能是早上献血的缘故吧
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行 下次要注意
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老板我太自私了
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他们有送你曲奇饼吗?
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谢了
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Lou你看见停在这里的红色小轿车吗?
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听听发动机的声音
这车子的马力有260匹
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能开收音机听吗?
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收音机
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怎么会这样的?
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我已经刻意地把Brick
放在一辆最难看的车子里
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还把车价调高百分之二十五
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你在红色轿车落下的"行李"
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已经放好在绿色掀背车里
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Pete还说你的行李想要舒洁纸巾
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Frances 你儿子来这干嘛?
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Ehlert先生 我很抱歉
今天真的糟糕到极点
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嗨 老妈
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哈 你说的是Axl
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他来这是因为他已经拿到上路许可证
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我们就想买辆车给他
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很好啊 让他看看那辆黄色的
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这车能放卡带(好老的车...)
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你买车给我吗?
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你投错胎了
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儿子听着 今天不是练车的好日子
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我要找你的弟弟
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我帮你带着他吧
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真的吗?
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谢谢Bob 要是不用转弯的话
他的技术是很好的
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转弯!!!
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Ax 我听说你玩橄榄球
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对
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好像你这么大的时候我也打球
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那个年代人家叫它做"笨球"
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手腕老是肿起一大块
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犹如昨天 我坐在你现在的位置
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告诉你啊 一张驾照改写你的人生
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有一天你离开了家 酷毙了
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孑然一身
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自己支配一切
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如果我想在游乐厅玩到打烊 我就去做
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家里人也不关心我在那儿
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我是随风飘的云朵
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哥们 你在哭吗?
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注意路况
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教Brick玩躲猫猫实在把我累坏了
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我真的要去French Lick充电
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妈 能说两句吗?
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可以啊
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我今天在学校看见一个男生
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我知道这个时候我要兴奋一下
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我闺女现在跟我谈她初开的情窦
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不过太累听不进去
只能假装聆听
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当我想跟他说话的时候...
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继而我看以一件惊奇的东西
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一件我想这辈子也不可能看见的事情
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Brick在弄三明治
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早上还在生病
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现在却懂得弄三明治了
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就像有个人被雷劈之后
就突然懂弹钢琴一样
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你觉得怎么样?
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这是一个好计划吗?
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嗯 很好 这是一个好计划
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耶!!
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Brick你在做自己的午餐吗?
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全都我是自己弄的
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聪明
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突然之间 一切都变得有希望
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从明天开始
我的人生又少做一件事情了
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Brick会自己弄三明治
Axl会学会开车
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很快就有时间让我随时去地毯店之旅
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也可能是幻想
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喂
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Edie阿姨 你好
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噢 好的 这就过来
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我的Ginny和Edie阿姨已经抽烟和咳嗽
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将近七十年
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不过她们从来没想过
它们是有关联的
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闹心的关节炎
很抱歉打扰你
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不过到六点了
我们还吃不了药(酒!!?)
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还有另外一件事情
我今天的驾驶测试挂了
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所以你做一下我们的司机
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- 什么?
- 星期二我约了医生看腿
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还有星期四她要拿轮椅去调试
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到那里你得带她四处逛逛
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不过别担心 她已经轻了许多
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好的 等等 我先把它记下来
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还有 亲爱的
能弄一份三明治给我吗?
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我早就该知道世界本来如此
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这边厢孩子们独立一分
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那边厢老人家就要照顾多一分
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又掉一颗牙
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又掉一颗牙
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整个礼拜折腾在大家身边令我身心疲惫
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不过我至少有一件值得期待的事情
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Mike 行李我已经打包好了
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不过我要你五点先到商场
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眼镜店接Ginny阿姨
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我们大概八点...
顶多八点半就可以上路了
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有人很期待汽车旅店嘛
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Mike!
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你们知道你们现在像什么吗?
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Axl听好
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你要主持大局
爹妈相信你的能力
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那留下车钥匙给我
你知道的 可能急事要用车
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我相信你能看住弟妹 我没说车
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哼
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Sue 你穿的什么东西?
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这是我向Brendan表白的方式
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记-记得吗? 你可是双手赞成的
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宝贝儿...
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你好?
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医生刚告诉我们
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她得了肺气肿 哦 Frankie!
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没了她我可怎么活
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冷静 淡定 我马上来
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Sue 拜托把衣服换了
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咱俩稍后详谈
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Ginny姨妈 真是太遗憾了 我...
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是狗?
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这狗得了肺气肿?
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可怜的Doris
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怎么会发生这种事?
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开玩乐呢吧 你?
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嘿 兽医说在它养好肺之前
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不能再吸二手烟 我还能说啥?
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那怎么办 我们出不去了?
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我 我也没辙了
孩子们又不能看着它
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让它自己待15分钟都不行
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否则就会被自己的吐沫呛死
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总得有个人给它换尼古丁贴片吧
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它在戒瘾呢
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圆满了
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听着 我可是很想去旅行的 Mike
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你要信我 我也需要旅游去 好吧?
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我站在柜台边吃饭
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光"人物"上的一篇文章我就读了一个月
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谁还能比我更想出去玩儿
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问题就是你让这些人把你抓的太死
Ginny姨妈是有儿子的
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你知道Travis还在蹲号子呢
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Edie姨妈的孩子天生缺心眼
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基本就是特雷霍持的首席白痴
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那你妈呢?
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在德梅因照顾姥姥呢
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你们家的人活到多会儿才是个头?
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为了家庭总要牺牲的 Mike
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这还有什么说的
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没准你少牺牲点儿
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她们开始死翘翘
咱就能旅个该死的游了
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哦! 你好?
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啥?
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不 不是 我一整天都工作来着
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Mike本来应该...
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好 原地别动
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我马上就来
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你忘了接Gin姨妈了
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你忘了提醒我了
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你还要我提醒多少次?
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难不成还要我写在你衬衫上?
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不 你应该像平常那样写我杯子上
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我现在去接Ginny姨妈
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能不能劳驾您记住去遛狗
让它拉完了再回来?
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- 那狗裹着尿布呢
- 它又不知道那是尿布!
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只有出去才拉得出来! 神啊
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在本该幸福的庆祝第16和17周年
结婚纪念日的晚上
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我和Mike却吵得不可开交
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别等了 我说不准什么时候回来!
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给条破狗换尿布
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老妈呢?
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照顾孤寡老人去了
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能问你一个关于男生的问题不?
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最好别问
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行 行 别走 问吧
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他叫Brendan
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我想引起他注意
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别色诱他 男孩儿就讨厌这样的
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老妈当初怎么让你注意她的?
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你老妈那就是另外一回事了
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她当时就不知道有我这个人
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我必须得闹出点儿大动静
于是乎我去了朋友的谷仓...
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"Lisa"?
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我们刚见面时你老妈不太待见我
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她就告诉我她叫Lisa
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可是 嘿 那样才有了今天 对不?
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哇 大动静 哈?
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多谢了老爸
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是啊 那样才有了今天
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大周末过得如何?
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压根没过
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Mike和我干了一架
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他说我对孩子和姨妈们管的太多了
但我还能咋办?
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谁都离不开我
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那可是够辛苦的...
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没你不行
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我可以告诉你我过的咋样
但又不想你嫉妒...
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我有提过自己是随风飘的云朵没?
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我太累了 现在Mike还生我气
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嘿 在你打理好你的感情之前
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得先把自己打理好了
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你精疲力竭 需要休息 好吧?
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- 现在就休
- 我休不了!
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你当然能 你应得的
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你休个一刻钟地球照转不误
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Ehlert就该因为我没做咖啡找麻烦了
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我做 行不?
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就当我给你的纪念日礼物 行不?
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去吧 享受去
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Bob说的对 我是得歇歇了
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虽然不像去French Lick般放松
但多少也有些效果
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当休息结束的时候...
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我知道这是我这辈子最值的15分钟
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有时候你不清楚多么渴望做一件事--
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这是怎..
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这TMD谁煮的咖啡?
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老妈你在哪儿呢?
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妈妈 妈妈!
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老妈 我 非常 非常 抱歉...
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你还好吧?
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行了 行了 打住 一个一个说
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这是有史以来我们最糗的一件事
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宝贝儿 我肯定没你说的那么糗
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真糗了
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一点点的询问
我慢慢拼凑出了大概情况
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自从Sue和Mike谈完话
貌似就一直在酝酿她的"大动静"了
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这是Sue Heck给
Brendan Nichols的特别信息
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这是女孩子的最大噩梦
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学校的每个人都在笑话秀逗的Sue Heck
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值得安慰的
就是大家不知道谁是Sue Heck
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同时 Axl得到了一个很难得的驾车机会
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嘿 老妈 呃
Edie姨姥要我送她去商场
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如果你一分钟内
不给我回电话让我掉头
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我就当你答应了
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又与此同时
Brick决定把狗狗带出去...
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带它游览奥森的景点
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这是我最爱的地方
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你是我第一次带过来的人...
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或者狗
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显然的 Brick的最爱地方
也是Sue最爱哭的地方
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Sue?
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哦 不 Doris!
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呃 Edie姨姥 这样不好吧
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安啦 是我的"搭车饮料"
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那不是Doris吗?
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女士 我和你姨妈谈过了
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但我还要和你核对几件事
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我了解到你的孩子都试着联系过你?
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真是对不住 我就关机了15分钟
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你把手机关了
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但你是为人母的
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我就是需要休息一下
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为了躲避什么? 给孩子当妈吗?
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不是 那个 也对
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行了 就一个问题
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为什么你们没一个想着联系你爸?
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爸爸上班的时候讨厌我们找他
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之后我就决定停止挣扎
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也许伊丽莎白女王或朱莉娅-罗伯茨
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在浴室贴眼膜的时候能休息个15分钟
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或计划下地毯布料店之旅
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可我不行 我自己引火烧身
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必须为之付出代价
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Frankie 车里有个东西给你看
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现在啊?
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你要给我看什么
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系好安全带
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干嘛Mike 你要干嘛
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第18个纪念日都快到了
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我要带你去French Lick
给你买个地毯
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Mike 别闹了 你不能这么做
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太离谱了
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我都没带手机
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孩子们怎么办
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还有Gennie和Edie姨妈
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都安排好了
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原来一直以来Mike才是个天才
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好嘞 到时间关掉电视
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再来个家庭唠嗑了
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谁看了上礼拜的电视剧了?
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好吧 我全告诉你们
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Mike成功忽悠了Bob
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让他牺牲了作幸福典型的一晚
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再说一遍 我就是想让你们知道
我最爱的一集 我爱死那集了
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而这时的Mike和我
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高兴不
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高兴
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- 33号公路的汽车旅馆
- 从未失望过
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地毯呢
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太漂亮了
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不掺加人工合成材料
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可惜的是我们得把它拿回家去糟蹋
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生活啊...
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你说的对
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我觉得咱们得歇15分钟
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这是生活中轻松的一面
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你把老的小的都安顿好了
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只要有人陪你度过就不会太难
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这才是你无论如何都要庆祝的事
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