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左右不逢源
第一季 第10集
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亲爱的朋友及家人...
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圣诞快乐!
2009年对于Heck家来说
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是忙碌又兴奋的一年
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去年我丢掉了在牙科诊所的工作
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但幸运的是我找到了
另一份激动人心的工作
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那就是当卖车小姐
多亏Mike这一年的努力工作
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他在采石场的工作得到了晋升
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如今已经成为了经理
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Carl胳膊摔坏了 打不了字
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恭喜你 你现在是经理了
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就连15岁的Axl最近也参加了工作
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看着他有了新的责任
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我们真是非常开怀
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不好意思 先生
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我想这个盘子我用完了
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而13岁的Sue也忙着...
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Sue成了...
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Sue参加了...
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Sue有了个男朋友
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真希望我不用走
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但我明天要起大早
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唱诗班明早要在
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小Betty蛋糕工坊进行演出
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我们要戴着发网表演呢
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太幸运了!
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那么...晚安咯
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但从我们小儿子Brick的脸上
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压根看不到对圣诞节的惊喜
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我怎么也想不通圣诞节
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我们应该是很快乐的度过
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但如果生命短暂
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我们怎么能尽情享受呢?
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短暂
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Brick 你在讲什么啊
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你超爱圣诞节的
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是吗?
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圣诞节的第一个传统保留节目...
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圣诞邮件每次都得推迟点再写
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但他才8岁
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8岁的孩子应该对圣诞节充满期待
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还有他自言自语的次数越来越多
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你不要压力那么大
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恩 你说的倒轻巧
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你又没有孩子 相信我 作为家长
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孩子不开心 你也不会开心的
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- 幸好我没有孩子
- 大家非常好
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在地球上我就是孤身一人
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大家都看着我
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谢谢 大家都知道 下周我们就要
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为午夜唱诗进行独唱选角
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真不知道还费什么劲选人
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所有人都知道最后一定是
Melanie Howard独唱
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还用你说 天使般的嗓音
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还嫁给了个牙齿矫正师
她简直是倍受照顾
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选角的时候再见
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哦 我还有个不好的消息
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Melanie Howard喉咙里长息肉了!
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太好了!
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我叔叔得这个病的时候
可没见你这么欢天喜地
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我已经参加唱诗班15年了
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整整15年 Melanie Howard
霸着所有的独唱
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现在她长了息肉 位置空出来了
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哦 你在这里
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好呀 伙计!
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我替你报名给球队圣诞派对送派了
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派对今晚8点开始 还有...
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我没干净内裤穿了
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但你答应过带我去商场
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给Brad挑选圣诞礼物的
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他说了想要木瓜加依兰味道的
身体磨砂膏
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好 我带你去
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谢谢
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我在骗谁呢 我根本没可能去参加独唱
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为什么?
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因为独唱需要大量时间练习
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我现在没有时间
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圣诞节到了 这是一年中压力最大的节日
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- 我能搞定
- 搞定什么?
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搞定圣诞节
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是嘛 你能搞定圣诞?
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你搞不定的
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你只需要做出井井有条的规划
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你的问题是根本不会规划
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你连清单都不会列
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是了 就是我的问题 我不会规划
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我口袋里刚好有张便条
代表着对你无声的抗议
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相信我 Mike
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你根本不知道圣诞节包括什么
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要购物 包装礼品 烤东西
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还要带姨妈们去参加圣诞舞会
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听起来小菜一碟
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我来负责圣诞到新年的事情
放马过来吧
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第一件事是什么...
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- 买东西吗?
- 对
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嘿 Axl 我要去趟商场
你列好圣诞节清单了没
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我要钱 手机 还有不被人打扰
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Brick
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你想从圣诞老人那里得到什么礼物?
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我今年只想要一个解答
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圣诞节的真正意义是什么?
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我们来到这个世界上
究竟是为了什么原因?
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生命的意义是什么?
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送你辆自行车怎么样?
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喂 妈 能问你点儿事吗?
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当然
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我想说的是我跟Brad
已经交往了一个月了
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可到现在他都没有吻我
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爱死那个孩子了
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可能因为害羞 他是个绅士也说不定
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没错
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可能就是这个原因
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你知道吗? 他还有礼帽和燕尾服呢
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不错啊
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也许我们应该告诉Sue
关于Brad的真相
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不过现在恐怕连Brad自己都不知道
这让我们怎么开口呢
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朋友们 欢迎大家的到来
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在开始之前请跟我一起为教会的
Melanie Howard祈祷
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希望她的喉息肉能早日康复
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人们经常会谈论祈祷的力量
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但是也有人说不祈祷
同样会有奇迹发生
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喂 大家听着
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我要当领唱啦!
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棒极了
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- 祝贺你
- 亲爱的!
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Mike...
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- 你把圣诞树支起来了?
- 是的
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就用了20分钟
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真不知道你怎么会用那么长时间
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但是支圣诞树是我的乐趣
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是我最喜欢做的事情之一
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这是我们一起做的事情
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喂 你们的胳膊都折了吗?
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怎么只有我一个人装饰圣诞树呢?
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每次都是我帮你
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应该把它从待办事项中划去
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圣诞树...
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搞定
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圣诞节快被我搞定了
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实话说Mike圣诞节的准备工作
做得很不错
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问题是他准备的有点太好了
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Mike前院怎么已经有雪人了?
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不用谢
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但是我喜欢堆雪人
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是我喜欢做的事
是我们一起做的事情啊
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以防有人关心 通知一下
我已经把该死的雪人堆好了
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喂 你说你想让我来准备圣诞节
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所以我就做了呗
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喂 爸!
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雪人堆得真不错啊
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我看得先留它几天再用棒球棒毁掉它
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谢谢
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工作怎么样?
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棒极了
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我朋友去店里了 他们叫我水手
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我的美梦成真了
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Brick?
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Brick你在树底下干吗呢?
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看这闪耀的灯光 美的让我心痛
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我知道什么东西能让你
感受到圣诞气氛
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去见见圣诞老人怎样?
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好吧 值得试一试
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等一下
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你要带他去见圣诞老人?
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这是我下一个待办事项
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告诉你 圣诞节的准备
我能提前两天做好
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真不知道你有什么好抱怨的
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不行 等一下
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我要带Brick去见圣诞老人
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Mike 你不能把有趣儿的事情都做了
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我从没有从这个角度想过
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看来人生全无希望 是不是?
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来 尝一下 我好知道肉桂粉够不够
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好
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别动
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你的嘴唇都裂了
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是口红吗?
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天哪 为什么每个人都这么问啊?
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是润唇膏啦
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- 嗨 孩子们
- 嗨 妈妈
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嗨 Heck太太
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哦 天哪
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Mike!
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你把圣诞村也搭好啦?
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我喜欢搭圣诞村的
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你搭的简直是一团糟嘛
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拿报纸的人应该在面包店前面的
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你把他放学校 好像他是个恋童癖
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还有 你怎么把唱颂歌的人摆在铁轨上
弄得跟人家要卧轨似的
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你到底想不想让我帮忙啊?
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当然想让你帮了
但我一离开家去工作或排练
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你就把圣诞传统搞得天翻地覆
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我只是想让你帮我做些
没趣儿的事 明白吗?
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比如去杂货店买东西
去邮局排队买圣诞邮票
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我不想你把所有有趣儿的事都霸占了
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- 我怎么知道你觉得什么有意思呢?
- 好吧
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你知道有首唱装饰圣诞树
和堆雪人的歌曲吗?
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根据这个你就清楚了
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如果是歌中唱到的 你就别做
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- 所以栗子我是不能烤了
- 不能
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- 在雪地里跑也不行
- 没错 都不行
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知道你能做什么吗?
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搞定Brick
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他把每个人都搞郁闷了
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连圣诞老人都不例外
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搞定Brick
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已经列入清单了
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原来那样挺好的
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时间过的好快 平安夜已经到了
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时间可不会自己停止
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我刚排练回来
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我敢打包票今晚我肯定会
把全场的人给震了
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嘿 Brick!
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准备好见圣诞老人了吗?
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我...
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Brick怎么啦?
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问爸爸!
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Mike
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为什么Brick不说话了呢?
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嗯 我知道你肯定会问这个问题
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我跟他小聊了一下 想让他摆脱恐惧
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喂 小伙
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我们得谈谈
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你怎么回事?
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你妈和我都很担心你
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我就是有点忧郁
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- 忧郁
- 什么时候开始的?
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还记得两年前给我的那个圣诞玩偶吗?
一按糖果就从胡子里出来了
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我就是在想我是怎么得到的它
然后某天它不见了
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我就想某天你也会不在
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我也会 我们都会有死去的那天
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嗯 没错
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每个人都怕死
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是很吓人
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但是你知道我们会怎么做吗?
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我们尽量不去想它
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这就是为什么我们有书籍
有糖果 有水上公园和电视
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来分散死亡给我们带来的恐惧
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好些了吧?
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好了
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好了
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Mike享受了胜利的快感
变得贪婪起来
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如果你再小声自言自语
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圣诞公公就不会给你礼物了
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我只是想试试
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你告诉Brick如果不停止自言自语
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圣诞公公就不会给他礼物了?
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你脑子进水了吧?
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我们以前用过圣诞公公解决过不少问题
比如帮他们放弃奶嘴
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进行大小便训练 汉娜·蒙塔娜
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我觉得这招治Brick也管用
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现在Brick怕圣诞公公不来
连话都不说了
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好极了
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我让你搞定他 你居然这么折腾他
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知道为什么吗?
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因为你总是好大喜功
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恨不得早早把你那愚蠢单子上的
待办事项干完
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喂 我只是想帮忙而已
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也许我的处理方式不完全对
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但是在你去唱诗班排练的时候
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我在这撅着屁股准备圣诞节
我跟你说...
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圣诞节...
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圣诞节 怎么啦?
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很难吧?
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一点都不难
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你就认了吧!
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圣诞节就是很难过
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不难
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说出来吧 说出来!
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圣诞节是紧张累人可怕的节日
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说啊!
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现在倒是很有圣诞节气氛
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好极了
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Bob来接我了
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听着 Mike 今天是平安夜
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是我的大日子
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我不想跟你吵架
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我也不想
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我知道你很努力 对不起
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好吧 你得走了
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你今天肯定会表现的棒棒的
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好的 听着
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大家必须11点钟到那 抢个好座位
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记住了 那群只有复活节
和圣诞节才上教堂的人
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肯定会去占位子
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所以人肯定会很多
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我们肯定会去的
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我爱你
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拜托一定要准时到
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打死我们也不会迟到
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哦 不好意思 这里有人了
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是留给我家人的
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他们在来的路上了
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不 不
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你们应该早点儿来的
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你们要是经常来就知道了
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现在是平安夜11点45分
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- 您现在收看的是记录频道
- 哦 不
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- 哦 不!
- 圣诞快乐
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Sue Axl Brick 快起来
我们迟到了
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什么?
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厉害 爸爸
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太经典了
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哦 不
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我们是不是要错过了
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我还没穿好衣服!
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没时间了
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随便穿上点什么 我们走 马上
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我们礼物怎么办啊?
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妈妈总是让我们在平安夜拆礼物的
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等我们回来了再开吧
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钥匙
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我的钥匙在哪里?
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等回来就不是平安夜了
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那就到了圣诞节了
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但是她说....
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拿上个礼物
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你可以在车里打开
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赶紧走
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这些上面都没有名字
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我的单子上可没写着要贴名字
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全部都扔进车里
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在路上再分吧
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快走!
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Brick 到车上去!
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我浑身都是...
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走吧 走吧
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00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:51,640
要是你妈问起来
就说我们找不到停车的地方
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这个是Brick的
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别看上瘾了
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一到教堂我们就马上跳下车
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哦 天啊
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手机?
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呃 这个是给Axl的
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哦 天啊
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快给我!
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这个不算很烂
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太好了
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我得给Darren打个电话
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别急
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你只能打给你的家人
因为你这是家庭套餐
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00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,540
你要是想打给你朋友
就得自己掏钱
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你是有工作的人
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我辞了
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辞了你的工作? 为什么?
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耽误我学习
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不知道 不然你想听到什么解释?
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没有我的礼物
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你们到底有没有给我买东西?
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当然给你买了
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00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:44,080
- 给你买的Rihanna的CD和"暮光之城"...
- 别说出来啊
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真希望是妈妈准备的圣诞节
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你以为就你自己这么想啊
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00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:52,340
现在让我们沉浸在歌曲的喜悦中
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能不能等一下再喜悦?
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因为我的家人
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- Bob告诉这些人我家人马上就来了
- 不行
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- 我去前面讲一下...
- 不行
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我家人应该11点就来的
他们说他们会来
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00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,250
但是我不知道他们为什么还没来
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00:16:05,370 --> 00:16:07,140
他们说他们会准时来
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有没有办法我们再等一下...
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* 来吧 忠诚的信徒 *
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* 充满喜悦和欢欣 *
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00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:23,380
* 哦 来吧 哦 来吧 *
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00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,700
* 来到伯利恒 *
(耶稣诞生地)
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* 来聆听他 *
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* 生而为天使之王 *
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* 哦 来崇拜他吧 *
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* 哦 来崇拜他吧 *
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* 哦 来崇拜他吧 *
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* 基督救世主 *
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唱得太好了
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哦 少来
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00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:05,260
你们怎么会迟到的?
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00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,250
都怪爸 他睡着了
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为什么啊 Mike
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是不是因为你累坏了?
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00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,690
是不是因为准备圣诞太累人了?
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00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:15,630
不累人 我们本来能早到的
但是孩子们非要打开礼物
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00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,040
哦 说到礼物
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00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:18,330
我只能打给家人
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- 我干嘛要给我家人打电话啊
- 你知道吗?
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00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:21,050
- 反正我们也要把手机还回去
- 我不在你们就把电话拆开了?
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- Mike!
- 至少你还有个礼物!
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- 我什么都没有!
- 他把工作辞掉了
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你辞掉了工作?
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你知不知道打扫
别人吃剩下的东西有多恶心啊
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00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,190
我深有感触
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大家都别喊了
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别喊了
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哦 不
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哦 不
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00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,440
哦 不
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哦 不
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我停不下了
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我停不下了
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看见你干的好事儿了?
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00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:50,310
- 我干的好事儿? 我干什么了?
- 你们能不能别在后面吵?
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- 开得好啊 老爸!
- 你们吵得的他分神了
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独唱不错 妈妈
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谢谢你 Sue
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00:18:27,350 --> 00:18:28,840
我 呃..
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00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:32,330
我喜欢这个手机 爸爸
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00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,770
不客气 儿子
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00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:40,220
Frankie 圣诞节确实很累人
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谢谢
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00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,830
我想要听到的就是这个
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看看我找到什么了
我的圣诞老人玩偶糖盒
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00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:55,080
我们刚才第二次差点儿没命的时候
他从车座地下滑出来的
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这是圣诞奇迹!
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00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:02,690
差点两次没命...让我们其他人
开始思考我们的生活方式
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00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:04,820
但对Brick来说 他终于-
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00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,380
停下来了
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00:19:06,510 --> 00:19:08,270
嘿 这里面还有糖呢
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00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:12,290
别吃 都有两年了...
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00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:14,750
吃吧
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00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,860
两年之久的玩偶糖盒从脏兮兮的
430
00:19:18,020 --> 00:19:21,670
车座位地下钻出来
是一个圣诞奇迹吗?
431
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,470
谁知道呢
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00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:30,040
我认为它是 因为Brick度过了
最快乐的一个圣诞节
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00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,560
不会吧?
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00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:35,360
圣诞老人给了我一个闪亮包包
来装玩偶糖盒!
435
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:36,740
不好意思 伙计
436
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,170
这个礼物应该是Sue的
437
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,400
不 挺好的
438
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,910
不管怎么说 我得挂了
439
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:46,540
晚些再打给我
440
00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,380
再见 Edie阿姨
441
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:55,630
我的礼物就是看到Brick又正常了
Brick式的正常
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00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,680
因为你快不快乐取决于
你最不快乐的那个孩子
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00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,560
哦 天啊
444
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:04,300
哦 天啊
445
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,920
宝贝 怎么了
446
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:09,110
我今早去Brad家给他送圣诞礼物
447
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:14,130
我发现他在小屋外面
和一个男孩在一起
448
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,510
嘿 Brick
449
00:20:15,670 --> 00:20:16,910
你回自己房间去吧?
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00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:17,850
去吧
451
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,120
去
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00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,400
他们在外面花丛里
453
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,180
- 他们竟然轮流...
- 亲爱的 实在对不起
454
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:26,750
我们应该早告诉你的
455
00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:28,250
他们竟然...
456
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,800
他们竟然...
457
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:32,100
在抽烟!
458
00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:39,060
等一下
459
00:20:39,230 --> 00:20:40,360
你们知道?
460
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:42,510
你们知道他抽烟?
461
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,720
我们怀疑过
462
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:47,320
我打赌这就是他不亲你的原因
463
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:50,190
他不想让你发现他嘴里的烟味儿
464
00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:53,380
恩 对啊
465
00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:56,430
好吧 我现在肯定不会和他好了
466
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,250
我真的非常 非常喜欢他
467
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,880
哦 过来 宝贝
468
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,290
也许我能让他戒掉?
469
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,130
我觉得够呛 宝贝
470
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,590
过来
471
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:11,910
别误会
472
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,440
圣诞节确实很累人
473
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:16,320
但是不管压力多大
12月25号总会过去
474
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,030
这是有史以来最棒的一个圣诞节
475
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,210
就像生孩子
生完你就忘记了疼痛
476
00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:25,150
迫不及待明年再生一个
477
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,690
节日快乐<、i>
478
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,290
爱你 Heck一家
479
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