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翻译:Stefanie wyy
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴:勤劳de小灰
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青春期...
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流行的衣服可能会变
发型可能会变
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在身上哪打洞可能会变
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但是永远不会变的是...
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青春期糟透了
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莫名的哭泣 情绪变化和
让人摸不到头脑的行为...
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Axl 你最好现在起床 要不校车就误了!
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我不会跟你说第二遍的!
快点起床! 快点起床!
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- 喂
- 你起来啦
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是啊 我今天起的早
我已经把垃圾放路边了
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还给你们拿了报纸
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妈 你上衣真漂亮
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我说对了吧 让人摸不到头脑的行为
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我负责搜他的背包
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你过去 偷偷闻闻他喝酒没
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喂 别盯着他看
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可他正往碗里倒麦片呢
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我说了 别盯着他看
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他耍什么花招呢?
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知道吗? 他已经16岁了
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也许我们度过了他最难对付的时期
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也许他长大了
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也许我们的日子要好过点了
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我今天去不了学校了!
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我的头发乱七八糟 脸这么圆
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我还没有朋友
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宝贝 我们都会经历过这样的时期
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不如今天请个病假吧?
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我们之间的小秘密
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不让我见我的朋友?
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嗯 真是个好主意 妈!
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天哪! 你一丁点都不了解我
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好吧 我告诉他们
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Edie和Grinny姨妈坐车去维加斯
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她们忘记找人照看Doris了
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不是吧 我可不要再照看那狗了
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我来吧
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采石场那些人有合适的咩?
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我可以问问
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我来吧
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那个有只玻璃眼球的怪邻居呢?
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还以为他已经死了呢
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我来照看!
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不行Brick 我觉得你不行
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为啥? 为什么我不行?
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给我一个正当理由
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事实上 我们的正当理由多的是
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你忘喂我了
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我死翘翘了
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求你们了 我能照看她么?
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Doris是最好玩的狗狗了
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Doris事实上不是最好玩的狗狗
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Brick 问题是你很容易分心
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忘了该做的事
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天那么冷 后院可没地方挖新坟墓
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但是我保证这次我不会分心了
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狗狗是挺老的了
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它要死在Brick手里 也不能赖我们
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好吧 虽然我们有异议
但你可以照顾Doris
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Brick 我们同意了
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同意啥了?
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同意你照顾Doris 狗狗
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哦 想起来了 太好了!
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妈 爸
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听着 我想跟你们商量个事
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你要娶个姑娘为妻
所以不能住这了
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听着 我都16岁了
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我想你们都看到了我是
能负起责任的大人了
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你扔过一次垃圾
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还给你们拿了报纸
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所以 你们是不是该考虑一下
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我完全可以拥有自己车子了
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真相揭晓 原来Axl表现好是有目的的
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自从几个星期前 Axl拿到驾照后
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就不放过任何一次开车的机会
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我需要鸡蛋!
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我需要牛奶!
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我需要卫生棉条!
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你想要辆车?
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你得工作挣了钱自己买
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没错 呃 我有过工作
可是那工作糟透了
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但是我还是想要车子
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所以你们明白我的难处了吧
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嗯 我有工作 有辆车
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明白它俩的关系了吧
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知道吗 如果我有辆车
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我可以带她去精神病医院
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Sue 你干嘛呢?
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我的衣服又傻又丑...
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傻死了!
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她需要帮助
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我把万圣节的糖果放哪啦?
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哦 想起来了
看<实习医生格蕾>的时候放嘴里了
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我要去戏剧社试镜
可是连一件合适的衣服都没有
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一件都没有!
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戏剧社 听起来不错
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好啦 够啦
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别哭了
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Mike 你先出去吧 怎样?
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我搞定她
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宝贝 我帮你找找试镜穿的衣服怎么样啊?
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哦 好像你了解咋穿很拉风似的
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对不起
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没关系 我们肯定能找到
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哦! 穿这么丑的衣服同学肯定不会喜欢我
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妈 所有拉风的同学都穿
citizens of humanity牌子的牛仔裤
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我是学校里唯一没有那个牌子牛仔裤的人
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宝贝 我觉得不是外表怎样
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会让你受欢迎 重要的是内在
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你应该展现的是你的内在美
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保持微笑和目光接触 看她买不买帐
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这是我听到的最烂的话!
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妈 初中很难过的
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一点小事都会被别人说来说去
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如果他们发现的话
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我想被谈论
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难道你就没有特别特别想要的东西吗?
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爱死你啦
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知道了 不要告诉你爸是多少钱买的就好
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喂 小伙子
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照看狗狗第一天怎样啊?
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我就知道 忘了吧
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你把它丢在车道上了
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快把它弄回来
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喂 Brick 为什么Doris在...
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他知道了 正要出去
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爸 我有新牛仔裤了
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哦 喔 挺漂亮的
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不是穿的这条
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又旧又丑的要死的牛仔裤
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是这条! 我要去试试
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能让我看看吗?
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让我看看
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什么啊? 只是张发票 有啥好看的?
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你没必要看
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怎样 以为你是里奇里卡多?
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我一回家你就要查看我所有的发票?
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你刚拣发票像拣手榴弹一样
我当然很想看啦
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我是很想看
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知道吗?
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原则上来讲我不喜欢你这样
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因为这让我觉得...
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我还是要说出来 Mike...
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好像我很没有地位
事实上可不是这样的
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- 让我看看
- 不
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- Frankie
- 就不给
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好吧
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如果你不让我看 那是你的事
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随便
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Mike!
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给我给我!
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不 别这样!
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给我!
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把手拿开!
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哦 别看
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那是我给你买的礼物
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买条牛仔裤花了112块?
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嗯 大部分是税
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Frankie 你疯了吧?
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告诉我外面还有个男人包养你
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好吧 Mike 是有点过
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不 是很过火
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但是这关乎Sue的自尊
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我刚告诉Axl要自己挣钱买东西
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你就把当我的话耳旁风 给她买了条
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比我所有裤子加起来还要贵的牛仔裤?
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随便 我不指望你能理解
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好极了 我根本就不能理解
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Mike 我知道这有点可笑
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但是在她这个年龄
跟同学打成一片是很重要的
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如果我能帮她跟同学打成一片
弄得酷酷的
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我一定会帮她
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你们肯定都认不出我来了
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你们觉得怎样?
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宝贝 漂亮极了
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没错 一分钱一分货
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哦 天哪
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哦 我的天哪!
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戏剧社还没有淘汰我
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没关系 宝贝 下次肯定行
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你听错了 我说"还没有淘汰我"
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我还没有出局
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我还是有很大可能会通过
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我得到复试机会了
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宝贝 你真棒!
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没错
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肯定是那条牛仔裤的魔力
让她有了复试机会
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不 当然不是 别开玩笑了
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是魔力牛仔裤给了她自信
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然后就搞定了试镜得到了复试
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就像你看小牛队比赛的时候
一定要穿橄榄服一样
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那可不是魔力 是科学
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我要去Pizza Pan见几个朋友
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哦 没错
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如果某人能像某人给买牛仔裤
那么痛快给我买辆车
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我就可以自己去了
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但是如果你们要秀父母对孩子的爱
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我想今晚你们出去的时候得载我一程
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拖你们后腿了
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如果我有自己的车
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我可以带Sue去看牙齿矫正医生
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还可以帮忙找Brick注定要丢的狗狗
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我的意思是 我都是为你们考虑
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你们怎么不明白呢?
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跟我们招手的女孩是谁啊?
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呃 没谁 一会见
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拜托 让我下车
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告诉我们那女孩是谁就让你下车
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我怎么知道呢?
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她看起来很不错
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- 嗨!
- 嗨 友好的陌生人
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天哪 别这样 别这样不行吗?
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她是我的约会对象
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求你们了 让我下车
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看吧 如果我们给你买辆车
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我们就不会知道你还有这样的朋友
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她叫啥? 在哪认识的?
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叫Kate 学校认识的
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她是个好学生 对我有很大的帮助
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现在我可以下车了吧?
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当然可以 等一下
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Frankie 我觉得我们应该见见Kate
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当然要见见啦
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好吧 别说弱智的话
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像"你好 很高兴见到你"之类的
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真没想到
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呃 Kate 这是我的生身父母
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路人 Kate
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很高兴认识你们
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也很高兴认识你
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好了 这够怪的 我们走
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她很漂亮
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漂亮得跟电视上的模特似的
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我在想也许我们该给Axl买辆车
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什么? 这念头打哪儿来的?
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你刚刚才说他得自个儿挣钱买
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没错 但男子汉得有辆车
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特别是他泡上了这么有水准的妞
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"水准"? 你说"水准"啥意思?
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啊对 你早晚得说出来
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哦老天
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你想给Axl买辆车
就因为他泡上的妞很辣
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你没听见那孩子说啥吗?
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她也是好学生 能给他好影响
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你满口胡话!
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Frankie 你父母的旧车
可不能载这么辣的妞
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这不酷
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噢 你觉得他酷不酷很重要?
250
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听着 你不明白
这对男孩来说这是什么情况
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没有车你一无是处
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哦老天爷
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你刚为了一条牛仔裤跟我抱怨半天...
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牛仔裤傻 车才是自由
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好吧 要是你能用那牛仔裤的
同样价钱买一辆车
256
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你尽管买
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我早该想到
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啊! 那只要112刀?
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110
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零钱你拿着
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给你买花戴
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呃 我猜我和Mike终于学会
富人长久以来的秘诀
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遇问题撒钱 准能迎刃而解
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可能是汽化器的问题
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不 肯定是发动机架有毛病
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我们把那上紧了 你就有车开了
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Mike和Axl处得挺好
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Brick也还没把狗害死
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Doris 去捡呀
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来啊 Doris!
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去捡 好狗狗!
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而Sue有了新牛仔裤欣喜若狂
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我觉得我应付青春期游刃有余
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嗨 老妈
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你看到我的新牛仔裤没?
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我想晚饭后来场时装秀会很酷
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每个人都投票选最搭的上衣
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好让我配着新牛仔裤去下周试演
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好 我拿到这儿来手洗了
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但我还没拿出来叠
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- Brick?
- 嗯?
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- 落下啥了? (想起谁了)
- 我想奶奶了
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我指会汪汪叫的?
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知道了
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第二轮试演要表演新的独白
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你觉得演"熔炉"还是"油脂"
287
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更能显摆牛仔裤?
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00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:45,760
我想我能把头发梳成50年代风格的
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我让神奇牛仔裤缩水了
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哦不
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上帝 请夺去我的牛仔裤做替代吧!
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你要操心试演
293
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赶紧去休息吧
294
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但这才大中午呢
295
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你到底看不看重这次试演?
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一筹莫展
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我不得不对Sue实话实说
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家里来小偷了 只偷了她的牛仔裤
299
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- 嗨 宝贝
- 老妈 来看
300
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:31,870
我的牛仔裤和Jennifer
Love Hewitt一样
301
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说起那个
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Sue 我有个坏消息
303
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你知道我们捡来那新干衣机吧
304
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:44,460
崭新又好用的那台?
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00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:46,530
它...它实在太好用了
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00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,150
你在说什么?
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00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:53,810
亲爱的...干衣机把你牛仔裤洗缩水了
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什么?
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我非常非常抱歉
310
00:14:56,770 --> 00:15:00,210
我感觉很糟糕
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没关系 不是你的错
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我知道 但我还是很难过
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不要难过
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只不过是牛仔裤
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事实上 你之前说得对
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真正重要的还是内在
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我只要让我内在的光芒闪现出来
318
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:21,520
好吧 事实不是这样
319
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,650
你怎么能对我这么干?
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00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:24,570
你就想毁了我的人生
321
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,230
你知道那牛仔裤对我很重要
322
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:27,820
你就不好好保管
323
00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:30,510
你不在乎别人 只在乎你自己!
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我恨你!
325
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,820
亲爱的 这不是你的真实想法
326
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,110
大部分都是荷尔蒙作怪
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你又挫败又失望
328
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我会给你一些空间
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等你冷静下来我们再谈
330
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好吧 这也不是事实
331
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哦 是嘛?
332
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:52,000
你也不是好伺候的主儿!
333
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,320
你觉得我不为你着想?
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00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,130
我告诉你 大小姐!
335
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我净为你做这做那了!
336
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,160
现在我怀疑这么操心值不值得!
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那就别管我!
338
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,580
不管就不管
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00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,050
没错 又哭又闹 喜怒不定
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00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:17,910
行为无常...
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00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,290
日子不好过
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00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:24,580
接下来的几天里
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00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:26,030
Sue和我没有再吵架
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00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:28,700
但主要是因为我们
根本不跟对方说话
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00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:31,310
哦 不! 我找不着...
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没事了
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00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:33,920
我又找着它了
348
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,270
我的错
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嗨 老爸
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你知道我的唇彩放在哪儿吗?
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呃... 不知道
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没关系
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00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:48,240
我会找出来的 谢谢老爸
354
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,530
你能告诉我为什么
女儿问我唇彩在哪儿吗?
355
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:56,140
因为她还在惩罚我
356
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,400
嗯 反正算她倒霉
357
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,340
因为我知道洗牛仔裤时唇彩也洗没了
358
00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:05,050
嗨 老爸 旋开火花塞是好主意
359
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:06,660
车子现在跑得可顺了
360
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,310
你最棒了!
361
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:10,780
你觉得这衬衫怎么样?
362
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,850
我是不是...太刻意了
363
00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:13,780
那样的女孩?
364
00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,250
你必须得刻意
365
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:17,460
你最了啦
366
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:19,390
嘭!
367
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,360
他是个好孩子
368
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,680
闭嘴
369
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:29,140
我在给Bella发短信说
你开自己的车来接我
370
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:32,250
我在给Bella发短信说你今晚好帅
371
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:36,320
我在给Bella发短信说我今晚也好漂亮
372
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:44,360
这事你不用给Bella发短信说
373
00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,020
Brick 狗呢
374
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:57,890
我得去接Axl
375
00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,330
那车坏了
376
00:17:59,330 --> 00:18:00,450
典型青少年
377
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:02,580
他大概是想飙上20码
378
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:10,580
干得好 老爸
379
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:12,920
我告诉你了是汽化器有问题
380
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:14,360
他不靠谱
381
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,860
不是汽化器
382
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,710
你不懂 你啥也不懂
383
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,320
他啥也不懂
384
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,420
Axl 说话小心
385
00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:23,870
我只是想帮忙
386
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:27,320
我在给Bella发短信说
你爸爸要载我们去电影院
387
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,930
我在给Bella发短信说你爸个儿高
388
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,400
高个儿 大傻帽
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00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,480
好了
390
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,230
我们到了
391
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,180
这是我家
392
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,350
没错 Kate
393
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,230
Axl今晚不能跟你一块出去玩儿了
394
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:46,830
我很抱歉 因为显然你是高水准的女孩
395
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:49,480
在Axl学会好好和他爸爸说话之前
396
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,180
他哪里也不准去
397
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,190
欢迎你把这点也发短信告诉Bella
398
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,890
天啊 老爸要毁了我整个人生!
399
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,820
过来 我给你打气
400
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,540
他说我啥也不懂
401
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,490
什么?
402
00:19:08,490 --> 00:19:09,630
你懂的可多了
403
00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:11,110
谢谢
404
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:12,900
Sue恨我
405
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:14,360
哦 她疯了
406
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,390
你超赞
407
00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:16,630
是吧?
408
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:17,950
我不知道
409
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:21,760
我以为我们能帮他们
结果看来只能惹毛他们
410
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,910
这是自然法则
411
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:25,450
青少年让你生不如死
这样他们离开时你才不会想念
412
00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,730
对 自然真明智
413
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,800
他们都是好孩子
414
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,840
要是最坏的不过如此 我们能挺过去
415
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,640
你说的对 我们很幸运
416
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,050
非常幸运
417
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,380
当然 要能再幸运点就好了
418
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,120
你以为我不这么想吗
419
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,790
嗨 老爸 早上好 老妈
420
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:49,160
就这样 没来由地
421
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,500
Sue又变回她原来贴心的样子
422
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,520
我知道好景不长 所以我享受当下
423
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,430
哦 还有 老妈 我跟你说
424
00:19:56,430 --> 00:19:59,780
我还是决定穿着新牛仔裤去试演
425
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:01,840
不过我要把它当中裤穿
426
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,440
中裤正流行
427
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,770
并不流行 但我一个字也没说
428
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:06,830
太好了 亲爱的
429
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,920
我记得我把裤子收到洗衣间里了
430
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,400
哦嗨 Brick 姨妈们从赌城回来了
431
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,080
她们要来接Doris 它在哪儿?
432
00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:20,840
Brick 那狗是不是出啥事了?
433
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,520
别忘了 你要是撒谎我总能看出来
434
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,460
Brick撒谎时有迹可循
435
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,820
Brick 是你打破了台灯吗?
436
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,630
不是
437
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:32,250
我在撒谎
438
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:34,710
好吧
439
00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,990
我跟你们说实话
440
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,350
Doris不见了
441
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:39,350
它不见了
442
00:20:39,350 --> 00:20:42,530
它的小推车空了 我不知道它在哪儿
443
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:45,450
恭喜 你们是对的
444
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:48,340
我不善于承担责任
445
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:51,620
我会关在房间里闭门思过
446
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,520
啊! 我的牛仔裤
447
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,180
小狗狗
448
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:01,100
Doris 你在想什么?
449
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,510
你都快到幸福彼岸了
450
00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,980
现在又重蹈覆辙?
451
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,460
大错特错 Doris
452
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:07,990
大错特错
453
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:10,320
是的 接下来几年不好过
454
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,750
荷尔蒙 拍拖 开车
455
00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:14,430
但每当我灰心丧气时
456
00:21:14,430 --> 00:21:17,370
我就想起当时那狗的眼神
457
00:21:17,370 --> 00:21:19,580
然后想 好歹我过的也比Doris强
458
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:23,950
我们能养一只吗?
我保证这次会负好责任
459
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,410
我在撒谎