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翻译:午桑 Arma-Ni
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴:勤劳de小灰
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光看表面你是不会知道的
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但我们都有害怕的东西
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现在有人害怕蜘蛛
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也有人害怕苍蝇 其他人则害怕死亡
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但在我们家
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我必须要踢球啦!
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好吧 一般人是不会害怕
体育馆里的儿童足球小组的
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但如果是Brick 那就完全合乎情理了
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在参加长曲棍球小组时
我们谎称你得了单核细胞增多症
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为了让你逃过校长健康测试
我们也用过猪流感的借口
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我想这回你不得不面对恐惧了 Brick
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所有人都会笑话我...
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笑话我
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好吧 兄弟
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拿个球 我来告诉你怎么做
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Mike 你真的觉得那是个好主意吗
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也许让我来比较好
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他只要抬起脚就行
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我在新闻里看到一头驴都能做这个
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能有多难?
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完完全全是浪费时间
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当Mike喝着啤酒在浴室里放松时
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我正打算用母亲特有的方式
来教会Brick踢球
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我有糖果哦 Brick
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踢球赢糖果
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好吧 失误踢到你自己的腿了
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对不起
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不要说对不起
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时机掌握的不好而已
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我来做示范 把球滚过来
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踢得好 妈妈
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看到球了吗
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那就这样吧
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噢 好吧
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你可能好奇为什么
我们没去捡那个球
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因为我们根本不可能
踏进那个院子一步
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每片住宅区都会有...
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有那么一家人是不值得去招惹的
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在我们小区 那就是
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Glossner一家
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从我记得起
这四个不守规矩的小流氓
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就对我们街道构成威胁
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无论他们泼给你什么 你都得接受
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因为报复只能让事情更糟糕
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但无论Glossner家的小孩有多坏
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喂! 喂...
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跟他们妈妈相比
根本就是小巫见大巫
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这儿有问题吗?
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是的 当然有问题
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问题就是那个女流氓
把我吓得屁股尿流
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不 不 我们很好
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那好吧
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嘿 那是我的
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真的吗?
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它本来在路边
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室外地区都归你所有
是吗 公主殿下?
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不 当然不是
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我...祝你今天过得愉快
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哇 真迅速
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球掉进了Glossner家院子里
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噢 那还能怎么办呢?
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真无聊
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电视上啥也没有 没事可做
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我这有件事
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带你弟弟出去教他怎么踢球
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不行 要做读书报告
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好吧 那就关了电视去做报告
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好吧 我教他! 随便吧 放过我 天呐!
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Sue 你还好吗
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Glossner家的狗被放出来了
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它一路追着我回家
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因此我丢了只鞋
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天呐! 现在它能辨认我的气味了
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不会吧 Glossner家的狗?
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- 我们得做点什么
- 确实应该做点什么
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连着好几天
那条狗都被放出来吓唬邻居
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- 我们得做点什么
- 确实应该做点什么
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- 我们得做点什么
- 确实应该做点什么
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我讨厌Glossner一家
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为什么我们让他们掌管小区?
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你能不能过去要求他们把狗给拴上?
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不 亲爱的 我不能
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不管好坏 他们毕竟是我们的邻居
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一旦和邻居开始斗争
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都不会有好结果
特别和Glossner一家
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你知道街角那栋被烧毁的房子吗?
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难道真是因为圣诞树起火?
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相信我 还是和平相处为妙
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- 是Glossner一家
- 我们还是走吧
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然后Sue 她的正义感比恐惧感要强得多
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她决定亲自出马
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- 我要和他们谈谈
- Sue!
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呃 打扰了
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我...我想提醒你 你家的狗跑出来了
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还吃了我的鞋子
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你是谁?
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Sue
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Sue Heck
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我就住街道那边
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你可能想把你的狗栓起来
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为什么这样做?
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因为你白痴
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你才白痴
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想为此做点什么吗?
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好啊
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打个架怎么样?
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是的 是的 我们会全力反击
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放学后 在你家 不见不散
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噢 我会去赴约的
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我就住在那
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而且放学后我没有活动
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你应该教我踢球的
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是的 没门
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延长线在哪?
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我怎么知道? 你们这些废物在干吗?
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不关你的事 混蛋
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哎哟
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你能读懂那本无聊透顶的书?
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我喜欢"白鲸" 去年时读过
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是个寓言故事
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你认为是就是吧
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嘿 我可以教你踢球
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但是你得帮我写一篇关于
"白鲸"的20页的读书报告
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好吧
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还有打扫我们的房间
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我们什么时候开始?
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差不多就是这样踢
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写报告时 要把那个啥寓言的东西加进去
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老师都相信那种东西
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我很惊讶 你居然来了
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我很惊讶 你们居然来了
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说得好
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我们来吧
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稍等一下
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你们在干吗?
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我们在打架
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* everybody was kung fu
fighting huah! *
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* those cats were fast
as lightning hah! *
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* in fact,it was a little
bit frightening huah! *
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* but they did it with
expert timing hah! *
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* oh,yeah oh,ho-ho,ho hah! *
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* oh,ho-ho,ho hah! *
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* oh,ho-ho,ho... *
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Glossner家小孩偷走了我们的录音机
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好吧 反正咱家东西多
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我们还打算简化一点呢
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我本想和他们谈狗的事
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然后Carly和我就跟他们打架了
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等等 你打架了?
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是的 我们计划了一整套动作
还有很多东西
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动作? 你指什么动作?
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是的 我们设计出舞蹈然后...
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等一下 舞蹈? 去打架?
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是的 录音机就是为这个准备的
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我们放的是"功夫大战"
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你知道打架是什么意思 是吧?
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当然了
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他们甚至没等我们做同步侧手翻
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为了练习那个 我们也下了苦功的
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我的天
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是时候表明态度了
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我们这么做...
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我给警局写一封匿名信
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告诉他们狗的事
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然后我在黑夜的掩护下
开车去Lafayette
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趁四下无人时把信寄出去
这样邮戳就不会暴露我们的位置
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我用海绵封口
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这样他们就不能用唾液辨认出我们
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或者我可以直接走过去和他们谈
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那太疯狂了
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我们在这里的生活很好 Mike
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我不想搬家
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我们的女儿为我们打架
我不能袖手旁观
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我们这算是哪门子榜样?
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太丢人了 简直比...
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跟着音乐打架还丢脸
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有事吗?
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你好 我...我是Mike Heck
住在街道那边
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我想和你谈谈你家小孩的事
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他们怎么了?
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你要不要...先去穿上点衣服?
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我可以等着 外面有点凉
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没关系 我跑的全身发热
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我的小孩都是好孩子
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真的吗? 你的儿子向我的女儿挑战
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然后偷了她的录音机
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如果他们在打架 为什么会有录音机?
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我猜可能有做些舞蹈动作
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你知道吗? 那不是重点
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重点是我的女儿只是简单地
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让他们看管好自己的狗 然后...
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或者...可能是你女儿喜欢上我家Rodney
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当他说并不喜欢她之后
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她决定采取报复行动
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这事时常发生
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我们一家太有魅力了
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不 她不喜欢你的儿子
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眼神往上点 伙计
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什么?
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你又没请我喝酒 眼神往上
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我就在看上面啊
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我明白怎么回事了
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你那小巧的妻子太冷淡了?
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料到你会四处打探
因为你听说Bill出门了
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什么? 不! 我只是想要回录音机
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还有我要你看好你的狗
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那不是我的狗
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是Bill的
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你对狗有意见的话
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就得和他谈
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好 Bill在哪?
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他打了我 我们打了一架
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我用餐叉戳伤了他的屁股
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从此后就没见过他
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眼神往上
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妈妈 我要出去了
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告诉我干吗?
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Rodney 我想和你谈谈
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嘿! 等一下
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离我小孩儿远点
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缠住了...
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哦我的上帝 真抱歉
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我是真的 这是... 一场意外
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你不打算先穿好吗?
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谈的怎么样?
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同我想象的相距甚远
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什么意思?
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手提录音机呢?
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你讲了狗的事了吗?
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我想我讲了
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我很肯定我讲了...
在那"状况"发生前
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"状况"? 什么状况?
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她穿着件胸罩
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你看到她的胸罩了?
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Frankie 我的眼睛直视这个位置
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我发誓 我是说 我隐隐约约瞥见轮廓
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但你知道 眼睛是上帝创造的
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要是你要对谁发火
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那就怪上帝给的隐约瞥见的视觉
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你在讲什么?
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她的咪咪...
突然弹了出来 类似这样
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那是怎么发生的?
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咪咪怎么会自己弹出来
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我... 我不知道
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我当时 呃...
我当时正准备抓... 或者是 准备拉...
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我不知道 一切就在瞬间发生了
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这是什么?
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我不知道
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有一堆事我都不记得了
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我只记得我准备拦住Rodney
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她儿子也在?
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是啊 而且当他看到整件事
他似乎一点不显得被吓到 所以...
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没人知道那是什么意思
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不管怎么说 我刚刚才逃出来
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哦上帝 Mike 哦天啦!
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我花了12年时间一直保持着这样的和平
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然后你15分钟内就让它飞灰湮灭
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我们死定了Mike 我们全死了
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有人在窗上
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是你的倒影
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是的 这次是
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我写完了你的读后感
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帅呆了 在哪里?
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在个安全的地方
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你教我怎么踢球我就给你
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好伎俩 小子
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好伎俩
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小子 拜托 踢球就像是
这世界上最简单的事了
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就像这样
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那为什么我做不来?
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我不知道 你每次看球就踢不到
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或许你应该闭眼睛踢
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好的
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我成功了! 我踢到球了!
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是啊 真是赞
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你刚就像绝地骑士或是那个谁
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那是我见过最酷的事了
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来
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和Axl在一起的那天
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是Brick小时候最棒的时刻
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实际上 它棒到Brick
不想让它就此结束
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好的 你踢了球了
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现在我的读后感在哪里?
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我还特地拼错"鱼叉"
这样她就会觉得是你写的
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等一下 剩下的呢?
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应该是有20页的样子
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你教我踢球很有趣
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所以每次你对我好和我玩
你就获得一页纸
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什么? 说好的不是这样的
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自己翻书请自便 自己写读后感去
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好 随便
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要吃三文治吗? 你要三文治吗?
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花生酱 不要外面的那层皮
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所以在接下来的几天
Axl对他弟弟很好
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一页一页地得到报酬
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不 别再播了
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我们刚刚才看完了第七次"Charlie Brown"
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是的 但这次我们要静音
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然后自己配上音
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做这个我要两页
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成交 我会给你三页
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日子一天天过去
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至此还没有遭到"爆乳事件"的报复
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我害怕离开没人看家的房子
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但是FH有一个爱荷华白葡萄酒的减价
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我很紧张
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好的妈妈 我拿了最后三盒
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好极了 丢进来
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很好 好 来 我们走
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等一下!
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我们只买了酒和冰冻果子露
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是的 足够了
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哦 我的上帝
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她在那里 快点
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在她看到我们前快弯下身
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妈妈 我们要这样蹲多久?
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到他们离开商店
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然后把车开远
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之后我们再数一百下
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抱歉
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他们不可以... 不允许那样做
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嘿! 你们听到这位女士说的了吗
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再不停她就揍你们了
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哦 不是的! 那... 不是我说的意思
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妈妈 为什么有些人会这么刻薄?
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我也不知道
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她的第一个老公是个瘾君子
和个高中生跑了
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然后她就和那个叫Dave的男的在一起
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我不知道他做什么工作
但他有个诡异的时间表
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我想是在她上班的疗养院里
发生了他们的那场大吵
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我想是她的命不好
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住手!
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Wade 放开你弟弟的耳朵!
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上帝啊帮帮我 我告诉过你!
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你现在就给我住手!
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突然间就像我第一次
见到Rita Glossner
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总共是148美刀
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呃 我没那么多钱
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那我... Derrick别摇那汽水!
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我想我还是把东西放回去
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或许Rita一点也不可怕
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或许她甚至不刻薄
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或许她只是一个像我一样
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精疲力竭的了不起的母亲
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什么事?
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嘿 你好 Rita
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我只想顺便拜访下你 呃...
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如果你看看这个
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我想你会找到几样你喜欢的东西
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没有必要为这些食物对我道谢
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我只是表示邻里友好
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因为那是邻里间该做的-- 互相帮忙
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好的
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你或许有些不好意思 但请不要
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我只是刚巧来到
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试着想多了解你一点
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我所做的真的是不需要句"谢谢"的
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很好
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怎样?
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准确来说 我是来讨句"谢谢"的
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我没有很多钱
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我买给你这些零食 所以...
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听着 如果你想到处分人食物
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以此感到自己盛气凌人 那么好
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但别指望我拍你的马屁
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嘿 我特地来这 试着做个好邻居
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我所要的...
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这就对了 我就知道你来这是来要什么
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就像你那动手动脚的老公
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那只是一次意外
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你到底想要什么?
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我来告诉你我想要什么
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我想要我的小孩可以在我的前院玩耍
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而不是看到你的疯狗就拔腿跑
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我想要可以种灌木
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确保它们不会败坏在地上!
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我最后想要放个该死的南瓜在外面
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确保会保留到万圣节
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嘿! 我来这里希望
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我们有更多的相似点而不是不同
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但你知道吗? 我们没有
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哦 所以你认为你比我好?
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你还不够格
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整个街坊都比你好!
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你知道为什么吗?
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因为我们不会让我们的孩子打烂信箱
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或者是打人 也没有偷东西
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我的小孩不做那些事
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真的吗?
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看一看 Rita
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这里没有一个是你的
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人们给我的小孩很多东西
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他们很有魅力
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他们是土匪 你也是个土匪
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我们全都因为太害怕而手足无措
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但是就此为止了 小姐!
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你以为你要做些什么?
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这是Donahues的球
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嘿! 住手
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这些是Weber家的
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嘿 过来拿你们的球
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那该死的狗要它的时候死哪去了?
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00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,000
剃须刀!
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到这来 伙计
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这有个不速之客
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没错
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来啊! 来拿你们的东西
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我们不用再怕了
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Miller先生 这是有你名字的耙子
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好的 够了 我要叫警察
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哦 不 你休想
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你知道吗?
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随你便 去叫啊!
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我肯定他们会对这些东西很感兴趣
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嘿! Leedy太太!
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看看我们在这找到了什么
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你以为从社区聚会上失踪的草坪躺椅
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她或许有一只类似的 但这张是我的
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Leedy太太 这是你的草坪躺椅吗?
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我... 我...
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Leedy 这是还是不是你的草坪躺椅?
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说出真相 否则永远失去我们的街坊!
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是! 没错 这是我的草坪躺椅!
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现在是我的街坊了!
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00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:19,010
或许我要和个职业篮球员有个孩子了
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反正我也准备很快离开这个小镇
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00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,630
这里有个问题
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这个你替我写的读后感
我只拿了个C 所以...
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你还想要多高? 我只有二年级
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这是崭新的一天
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Brick战胜了他对踢球的畏惧...
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同时也再没成功踢第二次
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我做了午餐!
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我也直视了我的畏惧
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就像Ahab船长那样 我杀死了我的...
(Ahab船长: 小说"白鲸"杀白鲸的主人公)
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我... 我也从来没把那本书读完过
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我应该问Brick结局是什么
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但重点是 我赢了
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这或多或少让我成了
整个街坊的英雄...
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嘿 Frankie!
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瞧瞧有多少人都欣赏这么一个小女人
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但最重要的是 我是家人眼中的英雄
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一切总算是结束了
彻彻底底回复平静
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我们要在这里待多久?
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直到妈妈拿着狗便便和鞭炮回来