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左右不逢源
第一季 第14集
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翻译:千里小毛驴 Vee
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴:YTET-贱猫
720P iTunes:wss0427
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对 那就是我 凌晨4点钟
困在办公用品店
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我是怎么落得这副田地的?
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一个人怎么会落到
她不愿意呆的地方?
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不是嗑药就是因为孩子
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我技术咋样?
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我能转起来
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我需要建设性意见
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周四就是选拔赛了
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你知道怎样给评委留下深刻印象吗?
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把杆子头点上火
就像夏威夷土著人那样
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这项运动很严肃的 Axl
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不是只要求选手穿白皮靴的
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天哪
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要是着火来的更痛快点
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我记得你周四晚上
得给Craig家看小孩的
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这个得取消了
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你确定这是个好主意 宝贝?
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我是说 你能不能当上指挥八字没一撇
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但要是去照看小孩 至少稳赚6美元
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妈妈 今年禽流感大爆发 我绝对有戏
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那么多狠角色都倒下了
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Brick?
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对了
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下周是帽子节
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走在时间前面是个好习惯
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这帽子绝对拉风
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下周是帽子节?
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不
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我需要一顶帽子
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Brick?
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这不是为帽子节准备的
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那天戴这个太囧了
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我只不过是想吃早饭的时候
吸引大家注意
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昨天你们谁也没和我说一句话
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Axl 你放学直接回家
完成你的阿兹特克人研究报告 好吗?
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天 冷静 我已经在做了
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是吗?
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"12到15页双倍行距"
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"不少于6张彩色图表装订成剪辑
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装订透明封皮"
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听着 Gottlieb先生很严格
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这样他不会让你过的
你也别再想打篮球了
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是 我知道
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当家长的真该找他谈谈
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他一点校园精神都没有
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Axl 这报告占你总成绩的40%
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你知道它占接近一半的分数的 对吧?
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这报告要一周以后才交呢
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天哪 你像带小孩似的 我都成年了
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你指哪方面?
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你都不自己做饭 不自己买衣服
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要不是我提醒你 你都不记得冲厕所
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我都到了参军年龄了
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如果我们要胜利的话 你就没资格
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爸爸 你是怎么忍受她的?
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她说什么照做就是
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你也应该这样
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你们太讨厌了
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你们活着就是为了折磨我的
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我看这小子可能无药可救了
多管管那两个吧
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你猜怎么了?
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Charlotte和我就要
庆祝我们交往3周纪念日了
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- 真的? 好好好
- 好 想看她的照片吗?
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你们两个是认真的吗?
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如果你的认真是指疯狂的爱恋
我得告诉你 答对啦!
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这儿还有一张
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- 这张不能给你看 隐私
- 好吧
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这张好
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传你手机上
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我手机也就1美元
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没有那么多功能
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绝对有的
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是吧?
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天哪 我还真不知道能收到
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你发错了
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是呀 好吧
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它能照相
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笑一个
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- 还能录视频
- 不可能
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能 你能录制自己的小短片
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把脸对着镜头 然后摆造型
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按正常方式来就好
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非常便捷...
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我听见了
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Axl...
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你的作业怎么还在早上的位置?
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你动都没有动
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呐 动了 高兴了吧?
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嘿 先生 注意你的语气
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什么语气?
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你总是想象我语气不好 呃!
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天 你怎么总要对我指手画脚的?
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- 这时候 我突发奇想
- 天 你怎么总要对我指手画脚的?
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一个绝妙的主意涌上心头...
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我要把他们录下来
让他们看看自己的一言一行 ...
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直到你最后完全控制我的思想吗?
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宝贝 可不可以请你不要在家里转?
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那我上哪转?
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外面那么冷 我的手会冻僵的
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如果我不练习 就进不了小组
到时候可全都怪你!
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Brick 你爸爸要去购物
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要跟他去买顶帽子吗?
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Brick?
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给点回应好吗
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一旦开始 我便欲罢不能
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这东西太有魔力了
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天哪 我听见了!
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"做作业"
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"做完作业了吗?"
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我会的!
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- 我做了!
- 是!
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经过几天的搜集证据...该摊牌了
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我这么做可不是为了自己
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我是为了我这般年纪
成千上万无法忍受的妈妈准备的
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嘿 亲爱的
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嘿 Mike
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嘿 Bob
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Bob在帮我准备给孩子看的东西
和你提过的
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这个要多长时间?
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我早就已经接受了Mike和Bob
不可能友好相处的现实
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并不是说Mike不喜欢Bob 只是...
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好吧 他确实不喜欢Bob
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Michael Michael Bo-bikel
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工作找的如何?
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进展缓慢
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所有我才愿意回到家放松自己
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嘿 我真蠢
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我怎么没有想到?
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和我一起跑夜班
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送小贝蒂蛋糕那小子 刚辞职
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要是你有兴趣 我推荐你
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有工会奖金 容易上手
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我也不知道 Bob
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我不想和你一起去
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有工会奖金
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容易上手
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Mike
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听起来不错
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和你一起?
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对
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孩子们 能过来吗?
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来吧 大家都过来
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坐
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大家就坐
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好了 我们来看看教育片
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最近总有些不好的行为
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我觉得到时候让你们注意一下了
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得提醒你们 马上要看到的东西
可不是那么体面
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说真的 你从什么时候开始
计划毁掉我的人生的?
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嘿 你给我录下来了?
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...你想让我没有思想任人摆布
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是呀 是呀 显然都不用我毁你
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Axl 因为你做的一切是在自毁前程
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妈?
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嘿 时光飞逝呀 Axl!
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好 等等
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这个场景不宜播放
我做了我的家务!
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为什么我还要帮你做你的作业?!
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- 好 看这个...
- 我就选不上
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就是你的错!
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不太可爱 Sue 是吧?
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我的错?
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怎么什么都是我的错?!
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你要是忘了告诉Craig太太
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周四你去不了 恐怕也要怪到我头上
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就像我说的都是自己的事似的
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等等 等等
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不是这个
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我告诉过你了
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你要做的就是冲厕所 做作业
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你都不知道自己有多幸运?
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是吧?是吧?!
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有一天我死了 你就会了解
你多想听我和你说话!
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这是我最后一次警告你!
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以后我都不管你!
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我再也不会管你了!
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好...
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有则改之吧
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这不是我的错
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我要是不吼他们 谁也不听我的
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我太累了 让他们逼的
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Mike 你看到他们怎么逼我的
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是呀
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他们是非常非常非常闹人的孩子
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我不想这样
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很晚了
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晚安 宝贝
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我要改变自己
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不
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不用 不用改变
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我以后再也不大吼大叫了
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怎么 你觉得我做不到?
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感觉又会像你想戒糖的时候一样
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才一天就让我逮到你
跪在浴室地板上 舔水管上结的冰
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我不希望孩子们长大对心理医生说
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"对 我这辈子就听老娘吼了"
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他们没有钱去看心理医生的
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好了 孩子们
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我不喜欢自己在录像中的样子
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好像我有的时候会吼一吼
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有的时候你会不吼
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问题是 我们掉进了一个怪圈...
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我好言相劝 你们不听 我就嚷
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所以从现在起 我会好言相劝
只说一次
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然后你们要是乖乖听话
我就不用再喊啦
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你是说你不再唠叨啦?
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我开始相信你们会按照我要求的做
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要是你又开始嚷嚷了我们怎么办?
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问题不在这儿
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你得给我们补偿
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这和补偿无关
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买点Tootsie Roll怎么样?(一种软糖)
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我要饼干
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太傻了 我们得要点银子
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好了 这不是获奖竞赛
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我们的目标是妈妈不用吵的和谐家庭!
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从现在开始
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我信任他们
他们会有得到尊重的感觉...
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反过来做个听话的小孩
以此来尊重我
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- 这就是一个信任循环圈
- 对
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事实上是信任-尊重的循环
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或者应该是椭圆的? 我也不知道
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这是一个全新的理念
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- 我们还要探求它的形状
- 对
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一定是我的白雪公主
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不是
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是我小贝蒂的老板
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他想雇佣Mike和我一起上夜班
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太好了!
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天哪 Mike一定会激动的
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还是你来告诉他吧
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嘿 Axl
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我是Bob
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Axl在家?
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他应该在图书馆啊
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问他是不是在做阿兹塔克人的报告
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嗯...
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在干嘛呢...
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小老弟?
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不干嘛 就呆着呗
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他在看电视吗?
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那你...在看电视吗
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有点恶了哈 Bob
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问他知不知道玛雅文化
和阿兹塔克文化的区别
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我不知道怎么才能自然地提到这个
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- Bob 你是在跟我妈说话吗?
- 没啊
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没见过她 拜
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我觉得他察觉了
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看来比我想象的更难
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一天天过去了
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谁知道他们能不能履行
他们答应的条款呢?
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他们什么都不说 我也不能问
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看我勤奋学习的孩子们
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看我的...
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孩子们
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看我的...
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这周有这么多好看的节目啊?
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想要吼人和唠叨的欲望 越来越强烈 不过没关系
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我有办法对付
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Mike准备和Bob 第一次一起上夜班
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而我熬了三天 没朝孩子大吼
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很难说 谁更杯具
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好吧 是我
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我又痒 肚子又疼
还有下巴磨得疼
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天哪 我要大吼
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太想吼了
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你就是戒瘾反应
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Mike 我又不是享受吼人的感觉
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我是为了孩子好
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这就是瘾君子的典型
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只要能再来一口什么理由都找得出
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你衣服上还有蛋糕呢
说得这么义正言辞的
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我只是说 你那套信任循环理论怎么了?
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是信任-尊重椭圆循环
唯一的问题就是这是一堆骗人的鬼话
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亲爱的 你说要信任孩子的
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你不如试试真的相信他们嘛
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他们也许会给你惊喜呢
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今天早上 Sue自己打扫房间的哦
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真的?
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他们长大了 Frankie
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不要对自己太严苛
不如集中注意解决真正的问题...
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教我怎样熬过一整夜
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和Bob呆在一个卡车里
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没错 Mike认为孩子们都长大了
其实呢
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刚把新生儿带回家他就这么说了
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然后...
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Brick
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你哪儿搞来的帽子?
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我以为你没有呢
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我自己搞定的
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帽子日戴它去学校
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我是最酷的孩子
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最酷的孩子
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接我的车来了
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我要去军乐队面试了
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你自己安排的车?
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没错
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祝我好运吧!
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正当我觉得 好得不能再好了...
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最棒的 最不可思议的是
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Axl在写 历史报告
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靠他自己 不用我唠叨 或吼
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欢迎来到我的夜晚 Mike
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整个小镇进入梦乡
我们在寂静中潜行
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我怎么听不到寂静呢
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看啊
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我的母猫头鹰醒来了
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"你好啊 小靓鸟
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第一次和我最好哥们Mike出车"
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一边开车一边这样不好吧
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没事的 我打字很快的
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不要再搞了 好好开车
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- 读给我听
- 不要
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快点 她写的什么?
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"嘿 Bobby...猛男..."
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你这么喜欢突然转向
不如找个桥什么的一了百了
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Mike真的说对了
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孩子们给了我惊喜
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我突然感到 自由向我张开怀抱
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无限的可能
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比如终于可以用
我在母亲节买的浴盐
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2001年买的
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谁去开个门?
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没人开门啊?
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人呢
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没人听到门铃啊?
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是哎 怪吵人的
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嘿 Frankie
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我们去同济会要迟到了
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Sue一个小时前就该来帮我看孩子的
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什么?
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但是她去竞选指挥棒手了
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她打给你了啊...
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- 没有吗?
- 没有
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你应该提醒她的 Frankie
她只是个孩子
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给
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我两个小时后回来
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Brick 来
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你看着小孩 我去穿衣服
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这样不太好
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我会传给他虱子
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你什么?
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哦对了
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老师叫我给你这个条子
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Brick 你这帽子哪里搞来的?
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你忘了提醒我周二买个帽子
所以我就没帽子啦
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然后我看见一个翻垃圾的流浪汉
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我拿香蕉和他换的
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香蕉
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我的天哪
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Brick 快把那恶心的东西摘掉
扔垃圾桶里
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大家远离Brick的头
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Axl 快来帮我
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要把家里的床单烧掉 整个家都要消毒
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不行
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- 阿兹塔克人的报告明天就要交
- 什么？
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不是下周交吗?
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是啊 我记错了
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00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,270
你现在才开始做?
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都跟你说了 这个占总成绩的四成呢
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这是你的学业啊
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00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,580
所以我已经埋头写了一个小时啦
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你的用品齐全吗?
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00:15:42,430 --> 00:15:46,000
要求很明确 "牛津文件夹 透明封皮"
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00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,070
我们家不是有吗
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00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,930
跟你说过了 Ehlert车行偷不来的
我们家就没有
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好吧 我承认
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我搞砸了
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冲我喊啊
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你倒是想得美
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我可没这闲工夫
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我要赶在办公用品超市关门前去买
只剩11分钟了
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你竟然这么没有责任感
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00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,200
看着小孩
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她回复了
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00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,090
告诉我她说什么
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00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,220
"我们这样下去不行"
(这手机不好用)
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真的?
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00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:27,720
可是这电话是全新的啊
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不 是她的短信
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"你是个好人 但我觉得..."
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不如我们跑完班之前先把手机关掉吧?
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00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:38,150
为什么?
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00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,900
她怎么说的?
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貌似她要和你分手
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为什么?
390
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:44,090
为什么?
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我怎么知道
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知道谁擅长处理这个问题吗?
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反正不是我
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再读
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快读
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Bob 这个比较私人
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你还是自己看吧
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不行
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00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,540
我泪眼婆娑没法看
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太好了!
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00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,810
是我的错
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00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:41,490
我烦着她了
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我每十分钟发给她一个短信
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Bob 天涯何处无芳草
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你当然这么说了 你是巨人
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00:17:58,310 --> 00:17:59,670
我有什么毛病?
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不知道
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00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:02,120
有时候...
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你有点粘人
410
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:04,880
我的天啊!
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00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,920
我粘人?!
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该死的
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00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:24,040
你快起来
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我受得苦还不够多啊?
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你保证冷静我就起来
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我保证
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让我起来
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保安什么时候到?
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00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:52,170
我要是告诉你我小孩有虱子
我也可能有
420
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:54,390
我用头去蹭店里的所有东西
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00:18:54,570 --> 00:18:56,700
他会不会来快点?
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00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,250
喂?
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00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,950
喂?
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00:19:00,450 --> 00:19:02,140
也许你可以赢回她的芳心
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00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,340
你现在就去她家
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00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,430
不行啊 不知道她家在哪儿
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00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:08,220
反正是在新墨西哥
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00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:11,960
当我们还相爱时我应该问她的姓氏的
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00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:13,840
等等 是不是就只在网上认识的?
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00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,090
只在?
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00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:18,410
我们在iChat上跳了一整支舞
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她是完美人选
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00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:24,910
她有三个小孩 一个房子 一只猫
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我可以做个现成男主人的
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00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:32,740
我可以像你一样
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这班结束后 你回家睡睡觉
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00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,630
明天晚上来我家吃饭
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我们弄汉堡吃
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真的?
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00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,670
好
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00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,630
真好
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00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,720
谢谢 Mike
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Mike 能不能跟你说个我深藏心底的秘密?
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不能
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00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,860
你来了
446
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,410
终于Mike来了 带着孩子 来支持我
447
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,880
Craig家 领回了孩子
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00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,730
Brick用了祛虱子药 虽然还没回话
449
00:20:25,910 --> 00:20:31,000
Sue觉得进乐队应该没戏了
450
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我困在这里的时候好好想了想
451
00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:40,640
想明白了点事儿
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00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:47,400
也许有的人家妈妈是不用吼人
453
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,380
但您猜怎么着?
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00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,260
我们家就不行!
455
00:20:53,430 --> 00:21:01,030
知道我为什么永远唠里唠叨大吼大叫
像个疯子似的?!
456
00:21:01,190 --> 00:21:03,270
因为我不这样就没人能干好一件事!
457
00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:05,630
所以咱就回到从前
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我才不管我形象如何!
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00:21:12,860 --> 00:21:14,270
她在说什么?
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不知道
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就...低下头
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表现得很知错
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现在点头
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装作在听她的话
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