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左右不逢源
第一季 第15集
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-=伊甸园美剧 http://bbs.sfileydy.com=-
荣誉出品
本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径
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翻译: 浅草懿声 Stephanie
校对: BS地坛庙会大肉串的草儿
时间轴: linping
720P iTunes:wss0427
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情人节
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在这特别的一天
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情侣们互相表达爱意
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对于有小孩的情侣来讲
情人节可是另一番景象
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情人节快乐
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今年也不例外
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糟糕 今天是情人节吗?
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欠你束花
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别紧张 周六才是
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救命啊!
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Brick忘记明天要和小情人
一起进行社会团体活动了
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怪孩子小组也要过情人节的?
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应该挺好玩的
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Mike
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几周之前 Brick的老师建议
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他应该和其他类似的小孩
一起参加小组活动
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来培养社会交往能力
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我不知道有没有效果
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想不想玩游戏?!
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不了 谢谢
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Brick 要记住 和朋友讲话时
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要有眼神的交流哦
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抱歉
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不了 谢谢
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找到了
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四张最好的
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巴斯光年 飞天小女警
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漂亮小公主和鸽子
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这是吊唁卡
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把那句"我很遗憾"给涂掉
一下就ok了
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嘿 你们有空吗? 好极了
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情人节这天 我打算约
高年级的Kristen出去
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她超辣的
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等下 以前的那个Kate呢
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妈呀 我们三个月前就分手了
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去看看我的开心签名撒
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总之呢 计划是这样的
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我去接她 我说"我们去吃汉堡吧"
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她就会有点失望
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然后我开车经过汉堡店
直达红灯笼餐馆
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她一定会非常惊讶 我就在心里窃笑
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进去以后 桌子上摆着一大束玫瑰花
我就搞定了
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"搞定"?
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你说"搞定"是什么意思?
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你了的啦
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所以我琢磨着开销大概在100块左右
加上油费是120 觉得如何呢
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老爸?
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我说不行
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你说真的? 老天! 我还以为
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你会觉得我的计划超赞 想要捐钱呢
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你也曾年轻过 在你还没变得
又老又逊之前 随便了
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嗨 Heck夫妇
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为了让大家了解我们的反应
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请大家去看看几周前
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Carly以这副模样出现的时候...
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嗨 Heck夫妇 Sue在吗?
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有没有发现Carly什么地方不同了?
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没错! 她把牙套摘掉了
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哦对对 你这么一说...
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是啊 我就觉得哪里怪怪的
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她真是超幸运的 是不是呢?
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她安了闪光牙架
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我们得去看看究竟在黑暗里发不发亮
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这么辣的女孩居然还以为
自己是一副书呆子样
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某个13岁的少年会灰常幸运哦
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我想告诉你
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Zack和Brick一起非常开心
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真的?
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Brick? Brick Heck吗?
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对 他老提起他
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然后 他想问问这个周末
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Brick愿不愿意去我家过夜
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过夜?
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不要哭 要忍住
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Zack 是那个把手放在裤裆里的
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还是那个一直闻自己手指的?
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你说的这俩行为是同一个孩子
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不是啦 Zack是那个猫咪小孩
他超有人气的
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猫咪小孩有人气?
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可不 他是那群孩子里人气最高的
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天啊
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他们会成为最好的朋友
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也许上大学后会成为室友
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毕业之后合租公寓
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这样他就不会回来和我们住在一起了
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他的一切都安排好了
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全部搞定
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再不用担心了
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放松点 宝贝
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路还长着呢
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几天以后
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情人节到来了
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你干嘛呢 伙计
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练习过夜
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继续努力
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情人节快乐
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松鼠吃了半只鸟 把剩下的一半
丢在庭院里了
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我等会偷偷丢去邻居家院子里
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大家好啊
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你眼睛上是什么玩意?
你是演戏还是怎么的
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人家...
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今晚和Carly有约 忘了吗?
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另外 我化了妆 我平时一直化妆的
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我看不靠谱
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你平时的样子我记得清清楚楚
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你能不能...
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Sue 亲爱的...
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我知道你化妆是为了什么
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我在你那么大的时候
也有个像Carly的朋友
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她比我先成熟
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这让我有点小自卑
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但你也会有这么一天的 一定会的
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什么 因为她比我先摘掉牙套吗?
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她只有覆咬合的问题
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我还有下颚 和舌头外吐的问题
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我也不知道我是指什么了
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再说 如果我还没有成熟
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那为什么会有人邀请我
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去参加七八年级的男生女生派对?
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有人约你去参加男生女生派对?
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八年级学生邀请的
他问Carly能不能来
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然后她问能不能带朋友一起
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他就答应了!
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不准去
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老妈 这不公平
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全班只有我们两个
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还没有去过了 忽然之间
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Carly受到邀请 我们的机会来了!
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拜托了 老妈 拜托
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我可没答应你
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但我和你爸再商量一下
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不准去 讨论结束
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Axl在12岁的时候就去过了
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是的 当时我们是不称职的父母
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我们已经吸取了教训
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我长大了
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你们怎么就不能相信
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你们对我的教导
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不会让我犯错误呢?
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Mike 她都上高中了 她准备好了
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但我还没
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我猜Brick也长大了
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我不能给任何坏事留机会
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好了 我们带着一本书...
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备用书...
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又一本书...
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你看书的手电筒
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另一本书 再加一本书
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他太兴奋了 Zack 好好说话
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Brick也是 Brick 快别看书了
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我真的希望他们能好好相处
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我也是
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我也是
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嘿 老爸
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没钱哦
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听我说下先
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结果Kristen的朋友
在情人节都没有约人...
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不知道为什么 她们都挺辣的...
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她希望大家一块出去玩
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幸好Sean和Darrin也没约人
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所以现在的计划是
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大家一起去吃汉堡 应该挺好玩的...
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50到75块 我一定能搞定
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行吧 真没远见 随你了
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再见了 废物们! 今晚一定很好玩的
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嘿 雷迪嘎嘎 我超爱听你的歌
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嘿 Axl 我正准备...
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Carly的妈妈在门外
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我第一次参加派对!
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我样子咋样?
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灰常漂亮
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当个好孩子
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老爸
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好吧好吧
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玩得开心点
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安分守己的那种开心哦!
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上帝在天上看着你做每一件事的!
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即便在晚上也能看得清清楚楚!
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等下
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听到了没?
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没有孩子在屋里的安静
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天啊 Mike 我们独处了
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还是情人节诶!
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打从Axl出生后
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我们还没在情人节独处过呢
该做点什么呢
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不不 等下 你还不明白吗?
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这次我们不用速战速决
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我们可以出去吃晚餐 然后回来
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继续那件事
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通常吃过晚饭你就魅力尽失了
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天啊
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要死了!
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干嘛不拦着我点泥苹果饼的?
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还让我吃了全部的面包条
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我要撑死了 要爆炸了
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我只是觉得也许我们该现在做
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趁我们...还有力气
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不如...我们现在赶紧来一下
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然后出去吃晚餐 之后再回来做一次
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你能行吗?
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不知道 但我愿意尝试
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好吧 点上蜡烛
放上Lionel Richie的音乐
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抓紧时间!
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别找音乐了 不是都有蜡烛了
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快过来!
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好吧
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我只是想尽善尽美而已
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- 哦 宝贝
- 哦 宝贝..
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天哪! 太反常了! 两位快闭眼!
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Heck先生和夫人 很高兴认识你们
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希望你们情人节过的愉快
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你们怎么在这里?
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对啊 你们的约会对象呢?
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其实这个事情有点搞笑
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她们遇见了几个大学生
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但是她们压根就不喜欢他们的啦
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那些男生带她们去"豪华餐馆"了
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等下女孩们就会打给我们
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说那些大学生吃饭不肯买单
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然后我们就能占便宜了
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- 大学生真是傻透了!
- 让我们捡了个大便宜
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只有回报没有付出
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没错
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你们玩吧 我们出去了
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喂 妈 能给做点吃的吗?
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做点简单的就行
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继续走 别回头
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Axl帮了我们个帮
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千载难逢的机会在家度过可就太浪费了
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我们要出去庆祝情人节
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去我们最爱的浪漫餐厅
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光线很暗 很温馨 很...
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停业了?
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我想已经停业很久了
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不想玩 谢谢
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为什么?
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因为我不喜欢橄榄球
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你有棋类游戏吗
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涉及到战略或者角色扮演那种?
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我有个球 里面有个铃铛
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玩疯狂斗地主怎么样?
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不方便洗牌
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你可以摘下来
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你不用戴都很像猫的
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两个人就餐
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好 等45分钟有问题吗?
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至少让人家把咱俩的名字登记上啊
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你知道我不会等10分钟以上的
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哦 我知道
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我对你太了解了 一点都不奇怪
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好吧 放松点
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看到了吗? 这还有一家 看起来...
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喔! 排队的人也把房子给围起来了
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你什么意思?
别...别这样
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你已经不高兴了吗?
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我们开车都开了2小时了!
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我怎么知道
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今天每家餐厅都这么火爆?
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今天是情人节诶!
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哦 想一下 Mike! 想想!
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这可是我们狂欢和庆祝
我们伟大爱情的好机会
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而你把它给毁了! 高兴了吧!
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哦 我是高兴 确实高兴
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喔 Sue 你画上妆很漂亮...
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- 就像kardashian
- 我觉得也是
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我们约好不离开彼此
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- 整晚
- 好!
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喂 你想跳支舞吗?
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好
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去吧!去吧 没事的
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我得去补一下我的眼影
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两人就餐
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等2小时行吗?
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他没问题
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我得一直在这风口等着 对吧?
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因为我可不想舒服
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我们回了家那事你就别想了
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反正我也不想
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我们知道要点什么了
我要意大利之旅
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配上暖房沙拉 他要意大利宽面条
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我们能点杆状面包吗? 能烤脆点吗?
285
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她不是我们的服务生
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对不起 不知道餐馆现在怎么运作
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我16年没在餐馆就过餐了
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我帮你叫服务生
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怎么啦?
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抱歉 对不起 我脾气这么暴
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没关系 我习惯了
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好吧
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我们从现在开始享受今晚吧
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好吗?
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看看这些人
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他们看着对方的眼睛
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我们都好久没有凝视过对方的双眼了
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我们现在开始吧
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- 你看起来很累
- 你也是
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那个东西一直都有吗?
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什么?
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你该去医院查查
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别看了好吗?
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嗯 好吧
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有个新主意
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说说我们结婚以来5回最美好的时刻
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但是不可以说我们结婚那天
或者孩子出生的事情
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不会
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你...
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杆状面包!
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都等了3个小时了 再给她们发个短信
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呃 没事的 她们只是故意不理我们
好显得她们很抢手
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我们也这么玩
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我们偏不给她们发短信
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但是她们怎么知道我们是故意的呢
316
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如果人家根本没意找我们?
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我们发短信告诉她们我们不想再发了
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我们开车过去 Darrin戴上曲棍球面罩
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把那些大学生吓跑
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我们痛打Darrin 然后我们就是大英雄啦
321
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然后女孩们的芳心就被我们俘获了
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不错
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但是我们不知道她们在哪儿
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怎么开车过去呢?
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该死的 你说对了 呃...
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赶紧记下来这个计划
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实在太妙了 不用可惜
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你很擅长在外过夜...
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我一直在练习
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练习
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你为什么要那样小声说话呢?
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也许跟你像做猫的动机一样
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我妈情人节给了我点巧克力
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想吃点吗?
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棒极了! 谢谢
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想吃吱吱叫的老鼠吗?
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不用了
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等下 我想到一个
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小马队拿到超级杯大赛的冠军
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小马队拿到超级杯大赛的冠军
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是我们婚姻的第四个最爱幸福时刻?
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因为...
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换做别人的妻子肯定觉得无趣
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去厨房喝酒了
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可是你跟我一起度过 还一起喝啤酒
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我是不寻常啊
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是的 你是
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- Zack的妈妈
- 姆
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嗨 一切还好吧?
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没事的
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但他们说过今晚要留他过夜的
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要说到做到!
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是的 我明白 我马上到 一会见
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我们已经很努力了
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16年后我们再在这相见
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不 不!
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我很喜欢跟你在这共度时光
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我不想就这么结束
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不要动
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我去把事情搞定
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00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,050
如果送杆状面包的人来了
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给我电话
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喂 Carlyle的朋友
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我们一会要玩"你有没有"
365
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"宁可"和"绝不"
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来吧 每个人都玩这个
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想要啤酒吗? 我从家拿来的
368
00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:12,250
不! 不 我不喝!
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00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,980
呃 想玩亲亲吗?
370
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,810
别来烦我!
371
00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:29,580
非常抱歉...我不知道发生什么了
372
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,910
我们家里都不放巧克力的
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因为吃完巧克力Zack举动很奇怪
374
00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:37,470
我不知道巧克力是哪来的
375
00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:39,790
Zack别弄窗帘!
376
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,020
你给他巧克力了?
377
00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:44,100
吃完就呼噜噜的叫
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00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:47,720
Brick好棒
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我们不久要再邀请他过来
380
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真的?
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你还想让他来
382
00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,940
哦 是的 Brick是绝佳人选
383
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我觉得他是组里最正常的孩子了
384
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看啊 好像他根本就不存在
385
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,410
我们再重新开始一次吧
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赶快 回到我们俩...好吧?
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00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,090
情人节
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一起找回美好时光
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你还欠我一个婚姻美妙时刻呢
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00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:18,460
给我一分钟
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给我一分钟
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有了 这个不错
那次我们...真他妈...
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嗨 亲爱的...是Sue
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大家都在玩亲亲 这里还有酒
395
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:33,040
有人带酒去了?
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00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,460
谁有酒?
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00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:37,310
不知道...头发很好看的一个男生
398
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他们还把香点着了
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不知道是不是非法的
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但是我很确定的是
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我很想回家
402
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可是如果我离开大家都会觉得
403
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:46,440
我是个乳臭未干的呆子
404
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,170
我马上到
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天哪 你说对了
406
00:17:52,730 --> 00:17:54,640
她不该去那个派对
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什么 你是说我对了你错了吗?
408
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:02,640
这是婚姻美好时刻第五
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00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,030
别动
410
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,090
我女儿呢?
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00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,030
Sue Heck?!
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Sue Heck我知道你在这
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我说过今晚不想你来这的
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我们马上离开这
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如果再让我发现你偷偷跑出来...
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没用的
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00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:29,380
你求我让你再多待一小时是徒劳
418
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:35,290
哦 天哪!你是世界上最烂的老爹!
419
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:36,870
你们相信吗?
420
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:39,510
派对刚有些意思
421
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:42,820
天哪 太扫兴了!
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00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:43,910
Heck先生?
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我爸也不愿意我来这 是吗?
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00:18:46,270 --> 00:18:47,770
没错
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00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,730
你跟我们一起走 上车去!
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00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:51,080
非常感谢 Heck先生
427
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,910
再装一下 别露了陷
428
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,510
弟兄们 我们上当了
429
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,390
我们是失败者!
430
00:19:05,390 --> 00:19:07,790
被人玩的团团转的失败者
431
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,420
喂!
432
00:19:09,420 --> 00:19:11,250
我们不是
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她们才是
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看看她们错过了什么
435
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,650
看看这强健的肌肉
436
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,610
我们帅翻了
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00:19:21,050 --> 00:19:24,110
没错! 拜托 我可是足球英雄
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哭去吧
439
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,200
她们如果看到我们有多棒
就会回到我们身边
440
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,830
脱掉上衣 绅士们!
441
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,010
好 Sean离Darrin再近点
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00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,220
Darrin往后靠 再近点
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00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:44,150
炫出肌肉 用力挤 现在微笑
444
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:46,570
微笑好像我们在跟别人打得火热
445
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:54,430
兄弟们啊 我们像是抱在一起的三个裸男
446
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看不到手在做什么
447
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,920
发出去了!
448
00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:01,850
我们肯定能搞定她们!
449
00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:03,670
举手击掌 兄弟们!
450
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,770
你爸也把我解救出来我好开心
451
00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:10,970
我打赌警察肯定现在在解散派对
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00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,940
我们活着逃了出来真是幸运
453
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,020
我知道
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00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,950
Pinky发誓我们再也不不去那种派对了
455
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,550
除非帅哥请我们去
456
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,430
请用
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哦 Mike!
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情人节快乐
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00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,090
泥苹果派!
460
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:32,620
女士们 你俩今晚看起来很可爱
461
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:34,550
Heck先生 很高兴再见到你
462
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:35,200
已经说过这话了
463
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,060
你们来这做什么?
464
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,150
你们的女人怎么啦?
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00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,500
啊 我们搞砸了
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智力游戏玩过了 随便啦
467
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真正的理由是 我宁可跟对我
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意义重大的女人度过这个情人节
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哦 天哪! 哦!
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太扯了!
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00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,820
看到她信以为真的表情了吗?
472
00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:56,590
哦 太容易上当了! 哦
473
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,440
还想重新开始一次吗?
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00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:02,170
不了 我们都重新开始了3次了
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我们得面对现实
476
00:21:03,970 --> 00:21:06,740
就是这样 今晚就是这样啦
477
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,930
Mike和我并没有单独过情人节
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但是呢 没关系
479
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因为总有一天Axl会去约会
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Sue会去派对亲吻男孩子 Brick...
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Brick 兴许会住在我们地下室
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但是重点是
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会有一天我们会怀念
一起度过情人节的日子
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00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:30,250
所以我想我们应该珍惜
每一段无疾而终的感情
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