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左右不逢源
第一季 第17集
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在我们中部地区
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有着乐于助人的光荣传统
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大家一起出力 为集体做好事
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当然要养活三个孩子
还要上班的人就另说了
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这就是为什么在我们家
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我们有个白痴名单
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因为只有白痴才会接名单上的来电
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Jessica Kirkwood 拍卖会主席?
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让它响吧
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Hayver牧师 教会旧物义卖
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让它响吧
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不幸的是 Mike比较传统
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有电话来了就要接
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你好? 嗨 Sally
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Sally Meenahan 热情的妈妈
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恩 当然我们要去看Axl的比赛
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这么久以来最好的赛季是吧?
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负责零食摊?
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反正Frankie也是要去的
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有什么不能帮忙的
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哦 我....
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就这么说定了 再见 Sally
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她想让你帮忙照看零食摊
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是啊 我听见了
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白痴名单 Mike
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白痴名单
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你瞎啦是怎么地?
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我手挥的都够帮飞机引降了
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上次你还叫我带姨妈们去看Mac Davis
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这次就当你补偿我好了
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嘿 不能这么堆
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新的零食摊主管要求特别严格
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哦 天啊 她来了 装得很忙
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好了 球队零食摊
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你们可能不认识我 我是Morgan
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我答应过青年成就组织
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我一定会让这个零食车赢利的
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我们一定会成功的
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我们挣的每一分钱
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会用在安装厕所隔间的门上
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我们能做到 对不对?
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- 对!
- 对
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我刚没听见 对不对?
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对
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我在零食摊煎熬的时候
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Sue也被照看Brick这差事折磨着
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你在看什么?
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"僵尸的复仇"
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你不能看 太吓人了
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快去睡觉
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如果你都升级到了
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能在晚上照看我的等级
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那我也升到了
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可以晚上看恐怖电影的等级了
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我得打电话问问爸妈行不行
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你要是得问爸妈
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那也许你还没成熟到可以照看我
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成熟
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好吧 就看10分钟
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给我讲讲
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这些僵尸...
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他们为什么要复仇?
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我喜欢看我男朋友做热身
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哦 哪一个是你男朋友?
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那里 那个可爱的黑发男孩
23号
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等一下
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那个是你男朋友?
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就是头发遮住眼睛的那个
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什么时候开始的?
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到下周三就六个星期了
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六周?
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哇 这么久了
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都应该见见父母什么的了
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哦 他们死了
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没关系 他说他父母很逊
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我跟你闹着玩呢 Heck太太
我知道你是谁
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哦 你知道?
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当然 嗨
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其实我早就想见你了
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但是你也知道Axl
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不 我不知道 跟我说说
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你知道 他很害羞
害羞的很可爱
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但是你和他熟了以后
会发现他很好笑
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Axl Heck 23号?
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他每天在我的储物柜里留一张字条
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告诉我一个他爱我的理由
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Axl坠入爱河六周了?
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回想一下 其实也是有迹象的
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妈 什么词和"温柔"押韵?
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妈 我觉得我恋爱了
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嘘 美梦先生出场的时候别说话
(Derek真是主妇杀手啊)
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该啦啦队上场了
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见到你我太高兴了 Heck太太
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我也是
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六周了
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她叫Morgan
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我从其他妈妈那里再打探点消息
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你负责看台上那群爸爸
看他们知道什么
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我胡说什么呢 他们肯定不知道
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哦 天啊 Mike
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你能相信吗?
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我们家小少爷恋爱了
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太吓人了
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我觉得还是关了吧
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不行 要是现在关了
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我们就看不到完满的结局了
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根本没有完满结局
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显然 不光是啦啦队长
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她还参加了无数的学生社团
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门门功课优秀
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还建立了个印第安纳少年荣誉组织
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- 哇哦
- 是啊 但是还是...
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他们约会六周了
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我们现在才听说这个人?
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我不知道能不能相信这个女孩
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你好 Heck太太
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嘿 Morgan
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我们已经正式见过面了
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我和Axl的关系大家也知道了
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我才意识到
我和Axl不告诉你我们的关系
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让你们处于很尴尬的境地
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我相信你肯定有很多问题要问
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确实 进来吧
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首先 我们没有发生性行为
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这件事我觉得我们至少
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要等到上了大学再说
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我们还年轻
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我们首先要建立坚实的基础
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才能考虑做这种事情
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我喜欢她
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- 嗨 Heck先生 我是Morgan
- 嗨
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我们昨天没见面
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但是我给你带来了我自己做的松饼
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谢谢
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是蓝莓的还是波松莓的?
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两样都有
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我去叫Axl起床
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哦 能让我去吗
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我真的很想看他没睡醒的样子
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我猜肯定很可爱
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别担心 我就敲敲门而已
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我不会进他房间的 太不合适了
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走廊头上那间
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我喜欢她
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我更喜欢她
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有一件事情我想不明白
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她怎么会看上Axl？
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是吧 很奇怪对吧
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我这样说是不是不好?
我是说 我爱我的儿子
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不 我知道
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不过她看起来那么... 上进有为
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但是Axl一副不明世事的样子
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Heck家的诅咒
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我们叫人无法抵抗
我们有种天赋
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能俘获比我们好万倍的女人的心
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你在干嘛?
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我太害怕了 不敢睡觉
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这是家里唯一一间
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一整晚上不用关灯的房间
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我也睡不着
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我每次一闭眼
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我就看见僵尸
把Taylor Lautner的内脏挖出来
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{\an8}暮光之城里面的小狼~~
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也许我们应该告诉妈妈
我们看过这个电影
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不行 不能告诉妈妈
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她会认为我不会照看小孩
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你确实不会照看小孩!
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你让我看超过我年龄范围的恐怖片
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再说了 每次我害怕
和妈妈在一起总会好些
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僵尸电影里和妈妈在一起会好些吗?
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不会 僵尸妈妈会把孩子的脸吃掉
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嗨 两位
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哦 天啊 我叫起他来的时候
他简直太可爱了
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是啊 早上是他一天最可爱的时候
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好吧 开始了
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你干嘛呢 我不想再看一遍
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相信我 我们白天重看一遍
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然后就会知道这个片子有多弱
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我们就可以嘲笑它了
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然后这个电影就不会再吓人了
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老天爷啊
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我上次看还以为僵尸是在吃汉堡
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原来它们是在吃修女的内脏!
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我才发现原来僵尸族是食人族的变种
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这些事情都会发生的
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通常高兴的两个孩子现在不高兴
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从来不高兴的那个孩子现在乐翻天了
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他以前也有过女朋友
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但是这次不一样
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过去的七周零两天简直太美好了
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我知道
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但是我觉得我们不该再一起出去了
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你想只坐在车里探索身体?
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Axl 我的意思是
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我觉得我们应该分手
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什么?
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为什么? 我做错了什么?
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没什么 只是
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我不知道 像上周
我们在图书馆
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我在学习
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你一直在看那本游戏杂志
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里面有张龙的全息图
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这是没错
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不过 看一整个小时?
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我...
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听着...
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你真的很好玩
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我只是觉得我需要一个不那么爱玩
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而是专注学习的人 明白吗?
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但是我们是 相爱的啊
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嘿 Morgan留下来吃晚饭吗?
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不
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太可惜了
我在抽屉里发现一个煎锅
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我还想自己在家里做饭呢
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什么时候叫外卖都可以
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嘿 嘿 怎么了?
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她和我分手了
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什么?
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妈妈 我觉得自己要死了
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天啊 宝贝 我明白 明白 别哭
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老天
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我都快不记得他的皮肤有多嫩了
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Axl怎么了?
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他竟然在哭
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只有一个合理的解释
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他变成僵尸了
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少在那胡说了
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不过 还真有点不正常
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嗨
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这是怎么了?
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没怎么
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你把腿摔断了吗?
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没有 我没事
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那你哭个什么劲啊?
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我没哭 好不好? 烦死了
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真有你的 Mike
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我们正享受母子亲情呢
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自从Axl痛哭被Mike撞见后
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Axl便把所有的情感都封闭起来了
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Axl
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我要让你知道
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一个男人释放他的情感
没什么不对的
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我也给你抱过了
能不能别缠着我了?
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就是想让你听一段录音
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Frankie 是我
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你听到了吗?
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是我们的歌 宝贝
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收音机正在播
而我...
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噢 我无法阻止自己打电话给你
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求你了 Frankie 和好吧
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没有你 我是如此的迷惘
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老天啊 这人不会是我老爸吧?
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没错 正是
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当时我们分手了 几星期后
我的答录机录到了这个
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那时 我们才约会过一次而已
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你没搞错吧
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"Baby you need someone to believe in"
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"I'm gonna hold on loosely
but I won't let go "
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看到了吧
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人人都有伤心日 你老爸也不例外
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伙计 他听上去可真够衰的
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我不会也是吧 天啊
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这衰人是谁?
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如果你黎明前收到这个消息 请呼我
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我会一直在第42大街Chi-chi酒吧
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守在付费电话边上
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Chi-chi就是我们坐在一起
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相互喂玉米片的那家 还记得吗?
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我爱你 Frankie
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我爱你爱得如此之深...
我的心都...
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Frankie 你这是干什么
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疯了吗?
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你从哪弄来的这种东西?
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这究竟是什么东西啊?
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我真不敢相信你居然留着这种东西
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另外 我认为说话那人不是我
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随便 我走了
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Mike
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你究竟哪不对劲啊?
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怎么了? 我倒觉得挺窝心的
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才不窝心呢 是闹心
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把带子给我
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不 这带子我可宝贝着呢
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里面的歌词都还是你特别为我编的
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你说我是你天赐的天使
在哪段来着?
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我的衬衣上还有你头发的味道
我好想念你的头发
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我不要听
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不就是你爱我嘛
又不碍你什么?
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别再说了 把带子给我
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别再说什么?爱吗?
你想让我不再说"爱"了?
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可你居然放给儿子听?
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Frankie 把那烂带子给我
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我要毁了它
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太丢人了
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你儿子知道你爱他的妈妈
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爱到欲罢不能 让你觉得丢人?
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就这居然能让你抬不起头来?
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那好 让咱们找出几张你烫大卷的照片来
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好像就放在这里来着
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我这么做又不是成心要寒碜你
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Axl正在经历一段十分痛苦的时期
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他从来都不放任情感
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他需要知道哭一哭没什么不对的
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可它就是不对的
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我看正是这带子
让他看清了这一点
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老天
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天啊
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Frankie
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在躲了Axl几天后
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Mike意识到 他躲不了一辈子
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嗨
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嗨
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没啥可吃的?
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没有
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你知道吗 Axl
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关于那天你听到的那东西
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你是指那盘带子吗?
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就不用起名了吧
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我得说...
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你不必解释的...
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别看我
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让我说完
也不知道出于什么原因
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女人就喜欢男人哭
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所以你妈才会看过Sean Penn的每部电影
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就是 她是挺哈他的
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所以 你也明白...
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你听到的那些
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就是你妈放给你听的那些东西
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某种程度上让我追到了你妈
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因此...
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嗯 我也隐约的猜到了
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我好像看见最里面有块奶酪
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真棒
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谈得不错
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是啊
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"and the home of the brave"
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世上还有她做不到的吗?
老天 我还真想她
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Ehlert汽车十分荣幸的
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为"雷火母鸡"队地区决赛
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拿出25美金巨额捐款 = =+
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您下次购车时
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请记住 Elert汽车
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谁在乎?
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哦 胜利在望了
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加油啊 母鸡队
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Axl手热得发烫啊
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他总在看Morgan
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他正在用比赛的表现
向让他心碎的人示威
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你和我分手那天
我打倒了一个280镑的大块头
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Sue 你得陪我去厕所
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我可不想错过比赛
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那好 你就在这和僵尸爸妈待着吧
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- 我带Brick去厕所
- 好的
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主队加油
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我记得这附近就有个男洗手间来着
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啊 这呢
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Brick?
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你进去了吗?
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晚上 东楼是不能来的
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我在等我弟弟
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他进厕所里了
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不可能
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00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,000
那间已经锁了两天了
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Brick?
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篮板球抢得好 儿子
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投篮! 向州赛挺进! 上啊
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他怎么停了?
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Axl 你干嘛呢?
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我不怕表达我的感情 Morgan
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我爱你 我知道你还爱着我
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要是你不答应和好
我就不投篮
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你告诉我 这样的话
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像是一个没前途的人能说出来的吗?
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Axl 集中精力比赛
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投球啊 你个混球
我可是押了钱的
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Axl 现在不是时候
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Brick 你在哪呢?
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Brick
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你可以去地下室看看
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原来你在这呢
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吓死我了
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Brick?
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Brick?
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我的天啊!
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当心地滑哦
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一方面 我为他勇于示爱而自豪
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另一方面 要是赢了这场比赛
我们就能打进州赛了
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Axl 天涯何处无芳草
快他娘的投篮
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我不会抓得太紧
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但我不会放手
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告诉我 你也不会放手
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那样 我才会投篮 皆大欢喜
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因为我们的爱是如此之深...
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完了...
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唉 还不算太丢人
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救命啊 僵尸把Brick抓走了!
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我去找Brick
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你去开车
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到此为止了
我再也不会有任何情感了
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好孩子
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谢谢你输掉了整个赛季
罗密欧
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嗨 哥们
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不用这样吧 他不过是个无知的孩子
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你还不知道他们嘛
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锁上门
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啊 不要啊 僵尸
不要吃我的脑子
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都怪你 Brick!
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你干嘛傻站在那
像个僵尸似的看着我?
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我正在背火灾逃生指示呢
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以防僵尸放火啊
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你个笨蛋 僵尸是怕火的!
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你说的一点道理都没有
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说说到底怎么回事?
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你们俩这一周都怪里怪气的
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我让Brick看了一部恐怖电影
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这会他吓得要死 我也是
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我是个非常 非常不称职的保姆
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就因为这个?
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要真有僵尸 你们难道不觉得
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会上新闻或者上"走进好莱坞"节目吗
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听到了吧?
我就说妈妈会缓解吧
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Axl 你所做的事 真是太浪漫了
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哪天 你会不会为我放弃一场比赛
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如果教练还让我上场 也许吧
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要不要和我们去吃披萨?
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这个呀... 好吧
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反正要吃饭的
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就这样
431
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他兴冲冲的奔向了下一次心碎的历程
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00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,380
留下我们面对烂摊子
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他们车在这呢 过来
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咱们给它翻过来
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噢 噢 没关系
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大家都配合着摇一摇
别看他们的眼睛
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我也曾经想翻过人家的车
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他们总有烦的时候
最终会走开的
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翻译: 加肥猫 Smile
校对: 浅草懿声
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