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左右不逢源
第二季第15集
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翻译: 墨西阿布 曼曼琼琼珊珊
校对: 黄沙舞风
时间轴: 宇宙人嘿嘿
720P iTunes:wss0427
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交朋识友的途径很多
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有时他们就住在街对面
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有时可能就是你的室友
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有时是学校辅导员逼你参加
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每周三下午两点的社交技巧兴趣小组
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- 我喜欢放风筝
- 我也喜欢放风筝
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有机会我们应该一起去放
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- 翘首企盼
- 到时见 朋友
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非常好 孩子们
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各位家长 今天是个重要的日子
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我们当中有的小朋友进步卓越而且
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就要升入黄组咯
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Zack 恭喜你
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一起升组的还有Sam Ben
Robbie 还有... Jake
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你们做得很好
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我们的社交技能成果展到此结束
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嗨 Tompkins老师
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我们想问问... 该怎么说呢?
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为什么除了Brick 大家都升组了?
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干嘛? 我们还能有别的问题?
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我也很想让Brick升组
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真的 只不过他不如...
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其他小朋友进步那么多
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是吗? 可能只是我这么看
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但我觉得那段风筝交谈他做得很好
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你们收到我的电邮了吗
关于父母行为
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对孩子的重要影响?
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您开玩笑嘛?
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我们总和他一起玩的
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妈妈! 到你啦!
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你替我走吧
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7! 你走到安全区咯!
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局势如火如荼哦!
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我们... 你懂的 挺... 忙的
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但这真的很重要
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丧失童年是很可悲的
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* 所以你奔向我 *
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* 是的 没错 *
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兄弟们! 这简直是
有史以来最棒的摇滚歌曲
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独乐乐不如众乐乐
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我们应该把它传到网上
让全世界听听这天籁!
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- 我们只要再找个辣妹拍MV就行了
- 没错!
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不对 要找个火辣的姐姐
这样才不会显得太菜
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- 我妈如何?
- Darrin
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- 你真恶心
- 你最近是没见过她
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她成功沥油近14磅
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或者可以试着努力
忽略脑海里的画面
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问问别人
比如生物老师 Devereaux小姐
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哦 天 她辣翻了
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- 你觉得她会答应吗?
- 干嘛不呢?
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我肯定她超想出名的
说不定她还急需报酬
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当老师能挣多少钱啊
最多10万 20万?
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Heck先生 Heck夫人!
最近怎么样啊 小Brickster
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我今天已经社交过了
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谢了
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看到了吗? 难怪他进步不了
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我们不教 他也不会
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她交不到朋友
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他的童年各种缺憾
而这都是我们的错
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退一步说吧
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童年真有那么重要吗?
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爸爸!
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我能跟你谈谈吗 单独谈?
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当然
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您先坐
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好了
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- 我能去...
- 不行
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你都还不知道我去哪儿呢
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你跑来问我
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就说明你妈已经否决了
所以... 不行
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- 你能听完不?
- 当然 抱歉
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- 我想去看一部成人电影
- 不行
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爸爸! 拜托啦
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有无数理由支持我去看这部电影
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你听我道来
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第一 "我成熟了 表现也非常成熟
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生活给了我历练 我已准备好
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观赏成熟的成人主题电影"
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第二 "片中有我最爱的演员
Taylor Lautner"
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以下省略若干字
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- 呃 第二十七
- 亲爱的 你还不到17岁
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这不合法
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拿着这清单 有空的时候看看
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Sue 不可能的
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不管你是不是有100条理由
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看看... 你还真有
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Mike或许不担心 可我担心啊
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Brick不能虚度童年
至少不能毁我手上
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你不好这口儿? 没关系
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那什么 呃... 嘿
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蹦蹦跷怎么样?
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看好 不喜欢? 好吧 还有什么?
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我们来蹦跶怎么样?
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这个有意思又童趣
我们肯定会喜欢蹦跶的
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- 我们能进去了吗?
- 不行
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除非你能有点孩子样
否则我们不进去
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如果我是你
我就快点开始蹦了
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哦 好好玩哦
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知道吗? 真的好好玩
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我都快忘了这有多有趣了
好吧 跟你说吧
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你先看我蹦 下一圈我们一起 好吗?
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D小姐
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你看过MV吧?
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- 是 我看过
- 太好了
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那你知道里面总会
有个美丽的女主角吧?
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你说的可是靠露肉赚眼球的那种?
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当然知道 你们想问什么?
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呃... 我们在想可不可以...
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写篇论文批判这点
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当然可以 不过我是教生物的
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对哦
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- 好像应该问问英文老师
- 是的
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- 耽误您时间了
- 没事
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我告诉你 Mike 我真不懂
我们怎么会不再乱蹦跶的
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三年级时交通全靠蹦跶
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后来我们就不再蹦了
知道为什么吗?
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因为社会认为成年人
不该成天蹦跶 很疯狂吧?
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不知道 我在这问题上和社会看法一致
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你得试试 感觉好极了
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当然 这么做的时候样子很蠢
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但蹦自己的跶 让别人说去吧
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而且它真的能让你头脑清醒
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我一边蹦跶一边想着Brick
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然后我灵光一现
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我们知道自己的儿子
比任何人都优秀
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我们为什么要让某些
一周只和他待一个小时的人
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来告诉我们他需要什么不需要什么?
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是呀 他参加了一年
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却只学会 "我喜欢风筝"?
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省了这10块钱
随便他喜欢风筝
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对吧? 我们儿子很快乐 他很满足
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所以他才懒得交朋友
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他根本不需要他们
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我不会再让自己为此神经兮兮了
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等Brick跟我说他想要有个朋友
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这才算有问题
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妈妈 爸爸 我觉得我需要个朋友
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你们知道我的喜好的
找到了告诉我哦
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我又要神经了
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我得出去蹦跶一下
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第二天 Axl和他的哥们儿决定
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尽管Devereaux小姐
给他们吃了闭门羹 但没有理由
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因此放弃把她收入MV的计划
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他们只要偷偷拍就行
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刚开始 我认为光合作用
和相机有些渊源
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后来我对自己说
"拜托 Ax老兄 这是生物"
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那时候还没发明相机呢 何况..."
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我还是留空好了
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Devereaux小姐 小心!
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你头发里有只大蜘蛛
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弄掉了吗?
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搞定
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Axl和他的狐朋狗友
不是唯一肯接受拒绝的人
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Sue和Carly也想出了一个
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馊主意
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这肯定是部好电影
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真高兴下午不用到
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我工作的脊椎按摩中心上班
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我的工作压力也超大的
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我的日程表都排到这月底了
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- 你的咖啡味道如何?
- 很好
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- 你的呢?
- 很好
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还记得我们看“127小时”吗?
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我觉得里面的激情
和暴力镜头少了点
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- 我还能接受更成人的
- 没错
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我也完全没问题
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下个就是我们了 我的天啊
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我觉得售票员在看我们
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我心跳加速了!
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下一位!
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麻烦两张"爱如潮涌"的成人票
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Sue 你的牙箍
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谢谢
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你还要我们出示什么吗?
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- 不要
- 非常好
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Mike和我一致认为
如果Brick想要个朋友
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他应该自己去找
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但由于这不太可能...
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你好啊
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你看上去是个好孩子
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怪阿姨! 怪阿姨!
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别跑 等等!
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哦 不好意思 你们俩是一起的吗?
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不是 我一个人
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我不善于交朋友
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真的吗?
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运动时心律可达150
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嘿 你在干嘛?
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- 你在偷拍我吗?
- 糟了!
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她发现了
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但我们还是满载而归
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是吗 Darrin? 歌名叫"奔向我"
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我们唯独漏拍了哪个镜头?
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洗澡?
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我们没拍到她奔跑!
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我不会让我投入
3小时心血的作品
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付诸东流的
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我们必须想办法解决这问题
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首先... 先歇会儿
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好啦 摇滚明星们 Brick的朋友来了
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所有人回避
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是找我呢 他是我朋友!
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我的朋友来咯!
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嗨 Gerald 这是Brick
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Brick 这是Gerald
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我衷心希望你们相处愉快
因为咱俩处挺好的
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谁准备好做糖果啦?
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没错 我打算把所有的
妈咪招数都使出来
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我搭了帐篷 做了点心...
并保证他们只玩48分钟
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免得Brick失去兴趣
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谢谢您的招待 我玩得很开心
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听见了吗 Brick?
他玩得很开心呢
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真不要拿点什么回去吗?
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拿袋棉花糖怎么样?
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不用 谢谢 我饱了
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怎么能让你空手回去呢
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给你一块钱
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好的
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叫你妈妈打电话安排再玩哦
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你太棒了!
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我有朋友了 妈妈!
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可不是!
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我真搞不懂
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都三天了 Gerald还没来电话
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整整三天 那次玩得那么开心
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这可是他自己说的 "玩得很开心"
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可能没你想得那么好
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确实挺好嘛 给他吃了好多糖
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让他在床上蹦
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还冲他的冷笑话傻笑
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为他们玩好 我使出了浑身解数
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这是什么?
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"爱如潮涌"?
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是Sue想看的电影 我没允许
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这还有咖啡和烤饼的收据
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要么是Sue 不然就是个英国女人
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偷了我的毛衣去看 "爱如潮涌"
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真不敢相信 我们都说不行了
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她还跑去看
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我们该怎么办?
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我要罚她
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- 怎么罚呢?
- 啥?
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我们好像从没罚过Sue吧?
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- 好像真没
- 当然罚过
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记不记得
她用芭比娃娃堵塞马桶那次?
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那回不是她 记得吗?
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我们以为是她 可实际是Axl干的
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她不是未经允许
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- 打了好多长途电话吗?
- 还是Axl
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她把我们结婚照相框
打破了 还藏起来
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不 咱以为她打破了
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其实她是想
为咱的结婚纪念日换相框
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对哦 好贴心啊
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太贴心了
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- 她真是个好孩子
- 是啊
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可这回她公然违抗了我
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我得教训教训她
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门关了 可能在睡觉呢
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明儿再教训吧
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妈妈 我的朋友来电话没?
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没 Brick 还没呢
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可都四天了 我能打给他吗
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Brick 都告诉过你了
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我们得等他给咱打
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如果我们打了
Gerald会觉得你不够酷
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我觉得他知道我不酷
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好吧 我们打过去
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嗨 Dawn 我是Brick妈妈
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我是想问问
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孩子们那天玩得挺好的
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Gerald自己都说很开心
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这两天也有孩子来和Brick玩
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可他一直念叨着Gerald
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感觉很投缘 所以我们想问
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Gerald想不想再过来玩
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他是很想 可他... 病了
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他一直病着呢
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哦 那好 改天吧
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好 烦转告我们盼他早日康复
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好的 再见
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他生病了
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所以这两天才没打电话
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这样吧?
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值得吃冰激凌庆祝庆祝
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我去拿外套
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Sue 我想和你谈谈
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好的
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我和你妈找到这电影票存根
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- 我们非常失望
- 对不起!
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太对不起了 我该听你们的话
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你们说的对 你们太对了!
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我还不能看成人电影
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他们行事古怪
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他怎么能和妻子同房后
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第二天又和她妹妹上床?
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真恶心! 这还不是最坏的!
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妈妈总叮嘱我
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在爆米花上放一份奶油
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我放了三份 我以为我吃得了!
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可是不行 爸爸 我吃不了!
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我在电影院吐了
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天哪 我怎么能怀疑你们?
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看来你已经意识到自己错了
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可是 Sue 撒谎是要付出代价的
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应该是很多代价!
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没错
关你禁闭一星期 不准看电视
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还不够! 我公然违抗了你们!
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那好吧...
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把你的iPod没收
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我还撒谎说我在别处
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那么... 不许打电话?
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我未经允许就拿了妈妈的毛衣!
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好像没什么可没收的了 Sue
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有时放学后
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我喜欢跑去足球场
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看人整理草坪
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行 罚你两星期不许往那跑
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事实上 听起来好怪
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你还是永远别去了吧
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等等 还有呢!
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看这个!
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Brick和我干的! 天哪!
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我把Brick出卖了!
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我算哪门子姐姐?
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为何不罩着弟弟 我该受罚!
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我该为我做的所有错事受罚
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你们是天下最好的父母...
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45分钟后 Sue终于不再自我惩罚
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Mike感到筋疲力尽
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原来Gerald生病了
我们感觉如释重负
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可有件事让我开始不安
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他妈妈说"他... 生病了"
干嘛顿一下
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除非她在撒谎
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除非她从头到尾都在撒谎
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因为他不想和我儿子玩
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要搞清楚只有一个办法
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生病了?
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亏我让你在我床上乱蹦
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这是去冰激凌店的路吗?
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是个捷径
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你开得有些快 妈妈
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看你的书 我心里有数
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现在好好看看我们
等这录像一播出
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你们再想接近我们
就得拗过保安啦
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* 一 二 三 你知道你需要我 *
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* 你知道你需要我 *
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* 甚至愿意为我流血 怎么都看不够我 *
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* 你为我痴迷 *
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* 你真是性感火辣 *
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* 你说好三点见面 *
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* 所以你奔向我 *
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* 所以你奔向我 所以你奔向我 *
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老天
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Darrin 那不是你妈么?
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接着看 她表现可精彩了
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* 奔向我 为我痴迷*
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* 所以你奔向我 *
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哦 不
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如果我们听她的
给她时间换塑身裤
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绝对行得通
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非常抱歉
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那确实 你直接朝我撞过来!
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我说抱歉了
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可能是因为我看到Gerald
健康无恙很吃惊
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我们正要去... 看医生
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是吗? 那打开后车厢
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解释为什么有溜冰鞋
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天哪 你在跟踪我们?
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别把矛头转向我!
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这车撞得真酷
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是啊 挺酷的
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你要是眯着眼看
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这车看起来像
变形金刚里的红蜘蛛
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我没听说过变形金刚
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- 变形金刚
- 真的吗?
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我外婆给我的风筝上就有红蜘蛛
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我喜欢放风筝
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我也喜欢放风筝
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- 真的?
- 有时间我们应该一起放风筝
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好 太棒了
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这是我的书
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Gerald和Theo约好了一起玩
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有意思
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那天我在公园碰到他时
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他很明确的说他有空
而且很感兴趣
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很明显 他又和Theo玩上了
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可我也喜欢Brick!
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是吗?
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那如果你喜欢他
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我们可以再商量商量
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Brick 到这来!
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问题不在Brick
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是你把Gerald吓到了
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好 我明白了 我可以改
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我可以改的 Brick!
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我在和Arlo聊天呢!
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我说了到这来!
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他喜欢放风筝
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还请我去他家玩
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他想和我做朋友
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我们没时间管那个 Brick 等等
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- 他想和你做朋友?
- 是呀!
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你自己交到了朋友?
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想不想下周一起活动?
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知道么 没事了
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妈妈 这是Arlo
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他喜欢风筝和变形金刚
你猜还有什么?
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就这样
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Brick交到了第一个朋友...
还没有我的帮忙
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我们有个成长缓慢的孩子
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酷 现在我来演我妈 撞你的车
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另一个自以为已经长大
事实却并非如此的孩子
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我以为你要去Carly家
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我多关自己一星期禁闭
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我觉得自己还没吸取教训
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如果有人来电话 不许让我接
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还有一个看来永远长不大的孩子
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- 你去哪儿
- 找到了另个在网上出名的法子
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从Darrin家的车库顶滑行而下
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我觉得 有谁会想长大呢
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噢 抽筋了
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