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翻译: 曼曼琼琼珊珊 墨西阿布 短发的雯子
校对: 浅草懿声爱馥甄儿
时间轴: 貓步啥的
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左右不逢源
第二季 第17集
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上学
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有挑战性 高要求 还需要刻苦努力
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对咱孩子来说也是个苦差事
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天哪 Brick 你书包里都装了神马?
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怎么这么沉
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早告诉过你了 升入三年级后
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学习任务陡然剧增
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弄得我都没时间读书了
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好吧
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炸鸡块...
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一堆冰棒...
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蚂蚁牧场
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不好意思
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蚂蚁墓园
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你数学测试得了"D"?
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你从来不得D的
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嗨 我能怎么办?
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我来告诉你怎么办 Brick
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你得好好学习
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数学在日常生活里很重要
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在哪都得用到数学...
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哦 说得连我自己都不信
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- 嘿
- 嘿
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你看看 得了个D
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- Axl 你给我过来!
- 是Brick
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真的假的?
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这怎么回事 小伙计?
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你不该得D的
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咱还指望你提升咱家生活水平呢
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我阅读已经到八年级水平了
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怎么还不能让你们满意?
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光读书是上不了大学的
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我没打算上大学
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我要和你们住一辈子
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一辈子
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Mike 你知道这意味着什么吧?
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额滴神
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我们得辅导Brick做功课
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在我们家 辅导功课从来都不顺利
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写下来
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写下来呀
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怎么不写?
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你爱写啥写啥!
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我不在乎!
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这又不是我的作业!
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是你自己的作业!
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这回 我们来个寓教于乐
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写下来
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写下来呀!
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怎么不写?
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Rinsky老师不是教我们这么算的!
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那她教你们怎么算?
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我也不知道!
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写下来就是了!
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我们要把算的过程写上
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你啥也没做 都是我算的
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你把我照片贴那得了
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你确定学校没寄来些指导之类的东西
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你可能放丢了的?
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对哦 知道吗 还真有
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确实有一大堆指导材料
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我们想要的答案上面都有
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我都藏着不让你知道
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去拿来呀!
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妈妈!
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哦 不!
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该你去帮忙照顾
Edie和Ginny姨妈了
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上周是我去的
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可上次我不小心喝了她们托牙杯里的水
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那该算两次!
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三次都不为过
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Edie姨妈要再问我拿到医学学位没...
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她管那么多干嘛?
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知道吗?
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你们俩该自觉羞愧
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你们该去从她们那
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汲取一切人生智慧!
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要我是你们 会觉得这是多么荣幸!
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那你怎么不去?
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我在教你们尊重长辈...
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而且我上次去过了
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听好 既然你们为这吵架
那你俩都去
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- 太不公平了!
- 哦 不要!
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不许再抱怨了 赶紧去
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我不想...
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我们太无用了 Mike
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咱连孩子三年级的数学题都不会教
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要么你去找他老师谈谈
看能不能给做些辅导
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咱俩都被封杀了 我被禁在前
所以该你去
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我是后被封杀的 你去才对
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好 那这么着
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谁先得出下一题的答案
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谁就不必去找Rinsky老师
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就这么定了
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两辆火车同时离开车站...
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行行行 我去
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我瞎担心些什么?
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我上次见Rinsky老师是几个月前了
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她只怕都不记得我了
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你好 Rinsky老师
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我是Frankie Heck
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Brick的妈妈
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要命
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她还记得我
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不然我下次再来?
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别 坐吧 想说什么就说
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利用我有限的休息时间
袒露你的心迹吧
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好的
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Brick的数学测验得了个D
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孩子们有时是会得D的
但绝不会是你家孩子
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不不 他样样完美无缺
是不 妈咪?
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Rinsky老师 你真幽默
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Brick从没提过你这么幽默
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你有辅导他的功课吗?
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没 都是他自己做的
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他都得D了
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你该给他辅导辅导
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不 我们确实辅导 绝对的
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只是我们帮不上什么忙
那些东西我们自己都不懂
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好吧 我来告诉你件事
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我会抽一些空余时间...
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下周某个傍晚 来教家长们数学
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哦 那真是太...
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等等 啥?
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给家长上课?
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有什么问题吗?
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没 只是听上去可够累的...
对你来说
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欢迎家长们
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当电视在播"超感警探"的时候
咱们却在这里 大家一定都激动万分
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今晚我们将学习...
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打扰一下 Rinsky老师?
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妙极了
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有人插话
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我们是做笔记呢 还是发讲义?
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会发讲义的
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如我所说...
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以防万一 我还是做笔记吧
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带了个新笔记本
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天哪
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怎么了?
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你以前在学校就是这样?
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- 你就是那种人?
- 哪种人?
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"Rinsky老师 我们该做笔记吗?"
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溜须拍马 道貌岸然的小人
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Mike 既然我们都来了
我得好好利用这机会
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实话告诉你 我在学校可酷了
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- 好吧
- 真的
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- 行
- 我真的很酷
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我是不是要把你俩分开?
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拜托了
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面对现实吧 对青少年来说
老人就像遥远星系的外星生命
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他们根本不想去看老人
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学校怎么样?
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你现在上二年级了吧?
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八年级
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我现在有一很大的科学课项目
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所以我们大概14分钟都不到就得走了
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我像你这大的时候 可喜欢上学了
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记得有一次我们要做时空胶囊...
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就是把重要的东西装里面
然后埋在后院
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等我们长大了再去挖起来
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真的?
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那你们去了吗?
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把它挖起来了吗?
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在那之前我们就搬家了
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好可惜
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我每天都惦记着这事
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真的吗?
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我的天啊
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这日子可真够长的!
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那么大家看一下讲义第五页
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运用移项计算的方法 答案是什么?
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- 74
- 112
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非常好...
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几乎每个人都不错
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来 我教你 你算成加法了
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- 你需要...
- 我不要你帮 我自己会的
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做得好 Heck先生 你得到糖了
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你一解释完 我就豁然开朗了
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"你一解释完 我就豁然开朗了"
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Axl 回家以后我就不停地在想Edie姨妈
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想她脚上的骨刺?
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不是 不过 油...
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你知道我们该做什么吗?
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我们义不容辞应该
带她去把时间胶囊挖出来
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是呀 我很乐意载着我的呆妹妹
和老姨妈兜风 然后一起掏个地洞
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我们快走吧!
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Axl 你要学会为别人考虑!
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看看碧昂斯 她完全有理由
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做个自私的人 但她依然在回馈社会!
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要是我们能为Edie姨妈找到胶囊
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实现她的梦想那不是很棒?
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抱歉 我的时间珍贵似金
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这题我会耶!
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我有一题比你做得快咯
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噢 你终于有题会做了哦 亲爱的?
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何不到讲台上来为大家展示一下?
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不 不 不用 我在这就行了
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我可没有和你商量
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好吧
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答案是185 所以你得
加上或减去一个数得到10的整数
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146...
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加4...
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等于... 150
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39加1等于40
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好了 等等
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我应该移项计算 对吧?
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我还是... 重新开始吧
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好嘞
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你们聊着吧 不用因为我而保持安静
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这太可笑了 我会这题 我真的会
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拜托 这只是三年级的数学题
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那你就不该用那么久时间啊 亲爱的
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因为只要你做对这题
大家就可以回家了
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移动1到...
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把1移动... 呃...
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你知道我可以照顺序说出
历届总统的名字吗?
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乔治华盛顿 约翰亚当
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托马斯杰斐逊 詹姆士麦迪逊
詹姆士门罗...
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詹姆士麦迪逊...
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詹姆士门罗...
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好吧 我在数学课上糗大发了
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事实证明我只知道16位总统
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但至少Mike和我终于可以为Brick辅导
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第二天的数学考试...
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我说的"Mike和我"
意思是大多是Mike在教
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嘿 你会做了
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噢 我好为你骄傲啊!
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他做对了 是吧?
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没错 击掌!
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嘿 Edie姨妈!
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除了酒我都给你买来啦
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就算有你给我的纸条
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卖酒那家伙还是不肯卖给我
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Edie姨妈?
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Edie姨妈?
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Edie姨妈?
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嘿 嗨 对不起
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我没带你去挖你的胶囊
现在你再也没机会去挖了!
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我好自私!
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我怎么不能学学碧昂斯?
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别嚎啦...
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把酒给我满上
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Edie姨妈! 你还活着!
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- 真的吗?
- 是啊!
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你知道吗?
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我要帮你找到你的时间胶囊!
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不过今晚不行 因为Sean和Darrin要过来
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我们要互捶肚皮
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让肌肉更结实
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明天我们就去寻找时间胶囊!
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喔 嘿 Brick
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嘿 你的数学成绩单什么时候发?
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已经拿到了呀
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等着 成绩如何?
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有人说它是比"D"还低
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也有人管它叫D减
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什么?
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比上次还差?
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我信心满满地考试
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啊 算了 不然还能怎么办呢?
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这太扯了 你觉得这是怎么了?
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我来告诉你这是怎么了
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Rinsky老师就是症结所在
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她就是个坏老师!
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可能吧
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她恐吓别人 Mike
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我可是有亲身经历的
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被那样冰冷死寂的双眼瞪着
你是绝对算不出数来的
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Brick说不定就像我那样被看怂了
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可能吧
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可能她年轻的时候是个好老师
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但现在她年纪也大了
她就满不在乎了
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是吧
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我比她年轻很多 我也不太在乎
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她已经精疲力尽 江郎才尽了
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她最不应该做的事
就是教育祖国的花朵
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但学校是否在意
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她营建了一个可怕的学习氛围呢?
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不在意 因为学校系统
早就失灵了 Mike!
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早就失灵了
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你说得对
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该有人采取措施了
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确实需要
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- 你去哪儿?
- 爬床
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但我们聊天才聊到一半啊
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真的?
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我已经无话可说了
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晚安
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Mike或许能打住不聊
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但我激动得睡意全无
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所以我打电话给我姐姐
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像Brick这么聪明的孩子拿个D减
肯定有哪儿不对劲了
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我打给我妈妈..
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像Brick这么聪明的孩子拿个D减
肯定有哪儿不对劲了
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凌晨3点 我终于说够了
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你起这么早干嘛?
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我就没睡过
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我太激动了
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所以打了几个电话
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我重新收拾了垃圾抽屉
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然后给校长写了封信告Rinsky老师情况
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你做了什么?
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别担心 写的都是好话
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想听吗?
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我有几个相当亮的亮点
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"尊敬的校长Larimer"
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给你来信是为了
引起你对我这个家长的注意
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你麾下的老师... Rinsky老师
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我试图跟她就我儿子的
教育问题推心置腹
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但她毫不在意 无动于衷
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现如今 超过以往任何时候
我们需要的不就是老师的关怀与信函?
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好吧 好像这个词不合适 但别急
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后面更精彩
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好了
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她在数学教学方面毫无提高
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或许是因为她出生
的时候数字只有1到10而已
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我都忘了我写过这个... 不过...
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如果你想要和她开家长会
祝你好运吧
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你最好把Charlie牛排的酒保一起带上
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咕噜 咕噜
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你希望自己的学校有这样的老师吗...
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一个用心理游戏和威胁恐吓
教育学生的老师
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她简直就是...
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纳粹党
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说不定她真是...
我们对她能有多少了解?
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我的天啊!
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我在想些什么?
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怎么会这样?
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貌似是酒精在作怪啊
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我只喝了四瓶!
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你有一次只喝了两瓶
就跟自己的倒影打了一架
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还有吗?
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没了 就这样
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敬启 Frankie和Mike Heck
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什么? 你还署了我的名?
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为什么你要署我的名?
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因为这是你的错!
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你鼓励我做的!
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那都是为夫的套话!
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老婆说要干什么 我们只管听着并点头
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对 这就表示支持啊
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不 这是为了避免争执
让我更快进入电视娱乐时间
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我没想到你会付诸行动
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长久以来 你都只是口头派 从不行动
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发现辣椒罐头里有耗子腿
你也没动手写过投诉信
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我只是很气Rinsky老师!
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为什么你们在谈论Rinsky老师?
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没什么 宝贝
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一切安好
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我喜欢Rinsky老师
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她非常好
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当我们答对时 她会奖给我们糖果
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我知道你喜欢Rinsky老师 但她并不完美
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别忘了 你的测试得了D
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是 也许是因为我只答了3个题
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总共多少题?
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45个
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Brick!
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她说只要完成测试 就能自由阅读
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所以我5分钟就完成了
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得D算走运了
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我知道 Rinsky老师最好了
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Axl和Sue决定 不惜一切代价
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帮Edie姨妈找到那个时间胶囊...
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花了不少力气
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Edi姨妈 我们在这街区绕无数次了
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看见你的老房子没?
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没
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我想 我们得回到Wheeler市场
这次左转
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是它了!
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那就是我的房子!
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那是个玉米卷摊子 Edie姨妈
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我们得回到Wheeler市场 这次左转
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有像你的房子的吗 Edie姨妈?
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找拿着冰淇淋男孩
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他知道
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拜90天免费试用高速宽带所赐
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校长收到了我的信 并打电话来
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要我和Mike下班后立刻去见她
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你好 我们是Hecks夫妇
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我们来见Larimer校长
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你们是Brick的家长
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Rinsky老师是他老师 对吗?
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00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,110
她最棒了
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我很爱她
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是吗?
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我只"爱"我的家人
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我想 你这是用词不当
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00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,570
Edie姨妈 你确定是这个院子?
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00:16:39,940 --> 00:16:41,500
我们要在这挖多少洞?
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00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,470
真是疯了!
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我发现这个怪异的骨头
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要么是猫腿 要么是手指
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00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,200
我要被弄疯了
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00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:49,240
趁人家还没回来 我们快走吧
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00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:51,750
Axl 我们不能这时候停下来!
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00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:55,170
我们做这么多 为啥?
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00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:56,760
为了Edie姨妈!
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00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,760
为了给她人生中梦寐以求的东西!
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00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:01,420
等等! 我想起来了!
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是一本书
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你埋了本书?
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不是
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是"Nancy Drew"(少女侦探小说)里的情节
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00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,710
她埋了个时间胶囊
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我总想着自己也要埋一个 可我没有
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00:17:16,020 --> 00:17:18,300
我要挖个大洞
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00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,600
弄个连Nancy Drew都解决不了的案子!
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00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,100
谁在那?
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00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,140
哦 快跑!
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快跑!
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00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,570
看 Rinsky老师在这...
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要参加这个会面呢
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你看起来真漂亮
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这是新上衣吗?
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不是
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00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:45,210
感谢你们过来
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00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:48,300
无论何时 家长的投诉
我们都会认真处理
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00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:54,340
在邮件里 我和我丈夫说了许多事
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00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,470
事实上 只是一堆文字
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00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:58,560
你指哪些字...
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00:17:59,730 --> 00:18:02,090
"醉酒" 还是"纳粹"?
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00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:05,880
骂人的事先不提 等事情弄清楚
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00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:09,120
我们立刻来解决
430
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:11,800
说道立刻 不如我们忘了这事如何?
431
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,300
我已经不在乎了
432
00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,040
这种行为是无法容忍的
433
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,680
你不能再这样做了
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00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,850
不好意思 你在看着我说
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她坐在那边
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00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,620
亲爱的 我们在看着你
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00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,830
我们都在看着你
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等等
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00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,930
怎么听起来像在说我
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我们来看看你的档案
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00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:33,960
我有档案?
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00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:35,790
Mike!
443
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:39,110
我要说的是 她喝醉了才写下那些话的
444
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:43,770
除了骚扰教师 你还"反应过激"...
445
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,690
"轻度威胁"...
446
00:18:46,310 --> 00:18:48,020
"要求特别关照"...
447
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:51,920
你吓人的举动
营建了一个可怕的学习氛围
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我可不是有敌意的那个!
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她才是!
450
00:18:56,780 --> 00:18:58,610
等等 这也会写进我的档案吗?
451
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,310
现在 我们不会建议你离开学校
452
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,200
因为Rinsky老师想亲自处理
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00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:09,010
亲爱的 都怪我
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00:19:09,630 --> 00:19:12,780
当你那样做的时候 我不应该取缔你
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我是教书育人的
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我相信人都应该获得改过自新的机会
457
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:21,110
所以 现在你处于反取缔状态
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你将担当新的主事妈咪
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00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,810
负责电话联系事宜
460
00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:29,710
还有 假期时学校的宠物归你照看
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每周二 四...
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当交通协管员
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拜托!
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还有 拜托你...
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务必寻求下酗酒方面的帮助
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00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:40,740
Brick需要母亲
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会的
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走吧 Frankie
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天哪 Edie姨妈
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难以置信 你居然冲那人脸上喷水
471
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,890
那不算什么!
472
00:19:53,870 --> 00:19:56,550
我还被催泪弹扔过呢!
473
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什么? 为什么?
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我们在个爵士酒吧
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00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:03,540
有些白人孩子想和黑人孩子跳舞
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天哪
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就像 "发胶明星梦"(电影) 一样!
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后来警察来了 事情演变成暴动
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一场暴动?
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真好! 有人用双截棍吗?
481
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我想没有
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但那暴动是别的事 它让我想起...
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Edie姨妈告诉他们关于暴动的一切
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登陆月球 以及她见到
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Elvis在Wheeler市场买AA电池
486
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或许Axl和Sue没找到预期的时间胶囊
487
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但他们最终找到了更好的
488
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结果 我有了自己的时间胶囊
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一份档案 Mike?
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有人认真的给我弄了份档案?
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我是咋从老师喜爱的人
变成立案对象的?
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00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:48,480
也许他们并没你认为的那么喜欢你
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00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:54,520
交通协管员的事怎么办?
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我周二 你周四 然后我们再调换?
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"我们"是什么意思?
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我是告知你 可不是在同你商量
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可不是嘛 因为你是个告密小人呀
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