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Sue! 快从我的浴室出来!
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我不能再等了!
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我还得上班呢!
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不行!
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Axl占了我们的浴室
但我今天需要臭美一下
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Carly和我准备今天
在食堂做一次快闪族
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噢
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今天某人上班 车一定会大卖哟
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呵 不如你在中饭里
也加点儿搞笑因子啊
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呃 这个洗碗机越来越烂了
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我觉得它把盘子越洗越脏了
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呃 妈妈?
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你知道这事多久了?
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我连它是什么都不清楚
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你干嘛不穿上衣服
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这是一本名叫
"饕餮芝加哥"的目录
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通过它你可以订购食物
而他们会从芝加哥为你
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送货上门
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这能给我吗?
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当然 随你喜欢 想干嘛干嘛吧
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- 快去穿衣服
- 谢谢
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你给了他什么?
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你刚刚给他的是什么?
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无聊的旧目录手册
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我也想要旧目录手册
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Axl 你这是什么毛病?
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鞋子不能放在做饭的地方
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嘿! 哇! 小心我的帽子!
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我整个夏天都在仔细打造这顶帽子
以达到最佳耍帅效果...
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帽边的形状 水洗白程度 还有外观...
它跟我的脑袋达到了完美契合
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没错 真是浪费空间了
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我的天啊
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让我看看
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- Pam Staggs要上"幸运52"了?
- 嗯
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她怎么会能上"幸运52"?
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我知道她前段时间
搬到了圣路易斯住
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你说她是进了好莱坞 还是
"幸运52"搬到圣路易斯录影了?
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他们有时还真会这样
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我的高中同学Pam Staggs
怎么可能就要上"幸运52"了呢?
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我很乐意解答你的疑问
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关你屁事?
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那是"幸运52"诶 Mike
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她有机会获得现金大奖诶
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哇 Pam Staggs
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那时她是拉拉队员
总是背个乐播诗(名牌)的包
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她是第一个买"Pong"手表的人
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- 呃 Pong手表
- 好啦 所有人?
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听好了
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今晚我一下班就会冲回家
从7点半到8点 电视归我
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你们想看 门儿都没有
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给你
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我得去洗澡了
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如果我下午想早退一小时
那我早上就不能再迟到一小时了
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真扯淡
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怪咖Pam Staggs要上"幸运52"了
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你好呀 Frances
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噢 我正准备要出去呢
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我得去买点儿...
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我问你哦 Frances
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假如你是我 你老婆非叫你去跟
一个你无法忍受的小舅子吃饭
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你努力工作
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当然 我没说你 Frances
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在这个故事里 我是指我自己
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嗯哼 嗯哼
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我先跟你讲讲这个家伙的事吧
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大约十年前...
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电视是我的!
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千万别已经放完了
千万别已经放完了
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妈妈 Wrigley球场爆米花
你想要加焦糖还是加辣酱的?
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嘘!
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现在别谈吃的行吗 Brick?
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我饿死了 脏死了
但我想看"幸运52"
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我稍后再打给你吧 Carol
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太好了!
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吃的! 嗯
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噢
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真这么对我?
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我昨天才买的呀
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这袋是我昨天才买的!
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老妈
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嘘
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稍等 Sue 她就快闯关成功了
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我的天啊 你刚刚吃了那个?
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放轻松 嗯?
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这里面几乎不剩啥了
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每次我一买好吃的零食...
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Axl把脚趾甲剪里面了
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薯片袋子里
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Axl把他的脚趾甲剪在薯片袋子里了!
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你刚刚吃了Axl的脚趾甲!
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我做了什么? 啊!
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噢 天啊! 畜生!
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怎么了?
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发生什么事了?
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老妈把Axl的脚趾甲吃了
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你们这些人是有什么毛病?!
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该死的 Axl!
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- 干嘛啦?!
- 老妈把你的脚指甲吃了!
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真的吗?
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你把脚趾甲剪到薯片袋里?
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谁得罪你了?!
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怎样啊?! 我把脚趾甲放桌上
你要冲我大喊大叫
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我放薯片袋子里你也要冲我大喊大叫!
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天啊! 你们这些人真难伺候!
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发生什么事了?
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老妈因为吃了
我的脚指甲正在发飙呢
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什么?
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Axl把脚趾甲剪进一个薯片袋里了
老妈还把它们给吃了
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别再宣传这事儿了!
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什么? Axl 你做了什么?
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都是你的错 Axl
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你干嘛把脚趾甲放进薯片袋里?
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该审的人可不是我!
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你干嘛不问问老妈
她为什么要吃脚趾甲?
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没错 这还确实问到点子上了
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噢 我可不知道
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也许是我的生活太完满了 所以
我想体会一下生不如死的感觉
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呃! 我舌头上还是有脚趾甲的味道
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你知道什么能去除这味道吗?
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这种芝加哥蓝莓芝士蛋糕样品
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我不想再听了!
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好吧 好吧 各位稍安勿躁
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Axl 跟你妈妈道歉
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为什么我要道歉?
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你就吃了一次我的脚指甲
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我们可是天天要吃她做的饭啊
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我没有笑哦 这一点也不好笑
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Pam Staggs 你赢得了
一百万美元大奖!
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我的天 我的天 我的天
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一百万?
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好吧
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我走
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什么?
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爸
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- 好啦 Frankie
- 你们听到了
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闪开
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我走
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- 老妈
- 别闹了
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你要去哪儿?
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只要不是这儿就行 毫无疑问
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不要闹了
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拜托 你在... 你在做什么?
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大家都知错了
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错得一塌糊涂
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很高兴你这么说
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姐还是要走
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我不知道自己要去哪儿
但我还是要告诉你
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这里一定会发生翻天巨变的
翻天巨变
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- Frankie...
- 翻天... 巨变
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我的天呐
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老妈走了
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她走了
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这是什么情况?
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我不知道
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老妈吃了点儿脚趾甲然后走了
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谁知道她这是要干嘛?
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她能这么做吗?
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爸 她有权利这么做吗?
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听着 你妈妈有着她的经历
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她显然是受到了什么刺激
她现在可能只是需要冷静一下
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我们就这么让她走了?
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我的天啊! 我们
干嘛还站这儿不动?
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我们应该去把她找回来
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老妈跑了
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她离开了
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我们的娘亲离家出走了!
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她不会离家出走的
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她钱包里才有12块钱
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她走不了多远
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更正 是10块钱
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- 8块钱
- 6块5
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我希望她回来
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我不要变成单亲家庭的小孩
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噢 要命
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噢 糟了
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我想她把我的帽子拿走了
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- Axl...
- 不是 这太坑爹了
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她走的时候往袋子里塞东西
把我的帽子也错塞进去了
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我们必须找回我的帽子
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要是她把那帽子戴在自己头上
把帽子撑大了可怎么办?
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够了 你们应该做的 是静静想一下
我们做了些什么最后导致了你妈离开
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妈妈刚刚说了"翻天巨变"
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回你们房间去好好反省一下
自己能做出什么翻天巨变
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我也一样
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你说她还会回来吗?
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我不知道 Brick
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我在想我们现在
可以买个家庭装香肠了
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我本来很担心的 因为它只是四人份
但现在咱们少了一个人...
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Brick别再看你那白痴目录册了
快想想我的帽子怎么办
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别再提你的白痴帽子 还有你的
白痴目录册了 快想想妈妈怎么办
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在此之前你们注意到
她有什么异常行为吗?
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老妈有没有不开心?
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噗! 我怎么知道?
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她是个人母
我可没那么多功夫注意她
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或许这就是问题所在
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或许是我们太不关心她了
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她最近有没有格外焦躁?
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没有 她的愤怒处于正常水平
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那到底是怎么了?
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老爸说这事得靠我们来解决
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这太难了
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我以前从没把老妈当人看
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* all by myself *
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* don't wanna be all by myself *
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好啦 我们几经思考
得出了一些结论
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你懂的 要改变些什么之类的
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很好 很好 嗯
我也一直在深思熟虑
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我们认为或许应该
改变一下她的伙食
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就是饮食结构应该
随着年龄增长而改变
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她又不是条狗
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或者是维生素的摄入这类的
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她或许需要更多铁元素
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就这样?
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你们就想出这点儿东西?
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这都是你们老妈的错?
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不是
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我们确实还有另一套理论
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你们的夫妻生活过得怎么样 老爸?
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你尽了一个丈夫的义务没有?
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哇
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这老家伙身手还真矫健
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在行驶了3小时后
我回到了我的起点...
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家
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妈妈
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噢
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- 带我到楼上去吧...
- 我知道 我知道
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你没看到吗?
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从此就这样了!
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我的人生将从此被分为
吃脚趾甲前 和吃脚趾甲后
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"甲前"以及"甲后"啊同志
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你在经历了这种事情后
要如何继续生活?
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你该怎么做?
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- 就这样呗...
- 就这样呗?
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哈! 真有你的
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你根本不知道怎么办
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不像Pam
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她可有办法了
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她脑子里就那么半吊子点儿东西
然后动不动就说"抱歉讲粗话"
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现在她还赢了100万美元
而我落得个...
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慢着 什么? 谁赢了100万美元?
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Pam 老妈!
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Pam Staggs!
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Pam Staggs参加了"幸运52"?
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她总是活力无穷的
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节目就需要她那种人
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那饼干好吃吗?
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她根本就没那么聪明啊 对吧?
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她不过有张漂亮脸蛋
结果现在变成才貌双全了
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现在她开着她的福特嘉年华
而我却在消化我的脚趾甲大餐
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看看你 小小芭蕾舞女
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你以为在你的小剧场里你是主舞对吗?
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但你不是
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让我给你个建议...
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别费劲期待着长门牙了
因为未来的某一天...
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你会尝到脚趾甲的滋味
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行了!
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你今晚喝多了
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你该去睡了
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坐在鸭子船上的你又有什么意见?
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- 你以为你...
- 那是你妹
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还是让她解脱吧
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对不起!
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我不知道蒜香面包的塑胶包装还没拆的
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没事 这不是你的错
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从来没有人教过你
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你为什么要加热冷冻蒜香包 呆货?
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我不知道 行了吧 Axl?
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我只是见老妈这么做过一次
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我太想念老妈了
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得
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也许又要引燃争论导火线了
但我不得不说
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老妈不在我觉得更安逸
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Axl收回你的话
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你现在就给我收回你的话!
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老爹 如果你想免掉额外的快递费
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我们可以在五点前点麦克肋骨家庭装
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我只需要个信用卡号而已
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- 喂?
- 嗨
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- 是我
- 嘿
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你还好吗?
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我以为你会早一点打过来的
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噢 我刚起床
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不 Brick 我们不订餐
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我会做饭的 我保证那一定好吃 行吗?
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是老妈吗? 问她要我的帽子
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你那边还好吗?
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还成 还成吧
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孩子们更团结友爱了
只要你愿意随时都可以回家
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你什么时候回来呢?
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我不知道
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什么意思 你不知道?
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Mike... 我... 我需要点时间
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需要点时间?
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你已经翘家23个小时了
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这已经很长时间了
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听着 Frankie 你离开得越久
回来就越困难
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所以你只需要跳上车 然后回家
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我不想你大半夜的时候一个人在路上
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Mike 这并不只是脚趾甲的问题
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这关乎我的整个生活
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我需要好好思量
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好吧
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明天打给你
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是老妈吗?
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她回家没?
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没有
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好吧 那她什么时候回家?
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我不知道
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那么 呃 你俩谈的咋样了? 你懂的
我那拉风的帽子
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哦 老天
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她再也不想回来了对吗?
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我们把她气跑了 没错 我们本来有妈妈
但是我们把她气跑了
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别这样 Sue 你妈妈会回来的
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我真的很爱妈妈!
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我知道我人微言轻
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当我的朋友都埋怨他们的老妈的时候
我撒谎说我也很恼这个 其实并不然
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我比以往任何时候都爱她!
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真奇怪
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他们不送内华达州
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我是说 这没什么
毕竟我们不在内华达 但...
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你们不觉得他们歧视内华达州么?
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你知道是什么让老妈远走?
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就是你
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你一旦迷恋某事就天塌下来也不理
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你只会一直叨叨这个
老妈都对你无计可施
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这就是为什么她走了
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她走了都是你的错!
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而且我的大姨妈才来过一次!
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我需要老妈!
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好样的 Sue
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你去哪儿?
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我去把你们的妈妈接回来
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哦 老爹 问她...
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我不打算问帽子的事 Axl
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Brick?
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别担心 Sue
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你再也不会听到我叨叨了
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我已经把菜单目录扔了
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我在说谎
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Brick 我不是这个意思
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老妈走了不是你的错
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不 你说的没错
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我总是叨叨
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而老妈会假装她很感兴趣 不像老爹
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这也可能是我的错
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昨天是我霸占了她的洗澡时间
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这可能触到了她的底线
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但那只是因为Axl霸占了我们的浴室
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没错
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而且别忘了老妈吃的是Axl的脚趾甲
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Axl!
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都是你
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老妈走了都是你的错
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你这个自私鬼 你刻薄 你只关心自己
老妈就讨厌这个
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你这个蠢得没边的女人
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你觉得老妈是这么想的?
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无论老妈说过多少次
你从来不会清空洗碗机!
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那是因为你应该把碗盘放进去
但你从来没有做过 还有
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老妈让你洗衣服你从来不洗!
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我只是不知道洗衣机怎么用!
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别挑Sue毛病
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你从来不知道把垃圾带出去
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你从来不做家务
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你总是沉迷看书
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没错 Brick 而且你还在商场闹失踪
把老妈吓得半死!
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我至少没有花费老妈那么多钱去绑钢牙
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我有过度交叉咬合症!
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你总在交作业的前一晚
才告诉妈妈你没做完!
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你从来不填好冰块盒!
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你乱舔东西而那些不是吃的!
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你从不跟老妈说你爱她!
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我们都没有!
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也许我们大家都有错
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哦 老天
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Brick说的对
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我们得洗心革面
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对 但怎么做?
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也许我们该把地上的脏衣服收起来
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对 比如把它们丢洗衣机或别的什么?
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老妈讨厌邋遢
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如果把这里打扫干净 她可能会很开心
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我们还可以去清理浴室
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对
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但另一方面
如果脏衣服并不是她的症结所在呢?
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什么意思?
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就像 即使我们把衣服洗了
也不能让她宽慰?
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真相了
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我们也不想增加额外工作量
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没错 我们也不用清洗浴室讨她欢心了?
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这样会让她真的决心离开
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然后我们就知道她的不安所在
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这会让她再一次离家
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听着 如果她真的想要我们有所改变
她该亲自告诉我们到底什么让她不待见
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我们又没有读心术
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对
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想清楚了 这都是她的错
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那就这么决定了?
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我们啥都不干?
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- 对
- 这才是我们该做的
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噢 你还穿着我的睡衣
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我再呆一天没关系吧?
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当然 亲爱的
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你想呆多久都行
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但是我礼拜二有个桥牌聚会
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谢了 老妈
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我只是觉得我还没有做好回家的准备
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Frankie... 你不会觉得
你的生活就糟到这地步吧?
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不会 它很好
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我明白我应该感恩的...
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一个好丈夫 一群健康的孩子 之类...
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我知道Pam Staggs看上去风光无限
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但是没有人是完美的 Frankie
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每个母亲都有想驱车去肯塔基州
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带一瓶薄荷酒入住假日酒店
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然后一晚上看完 "熊与强盗"的时候
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老妈 认真的?
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你知道吗?
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"熊3" 看到一半 我腻歪了Burt Reynolds
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我想念我的家庭 我知道是时候回去了
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哦 宝贝
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之所以困难 是因为你在中间左右为难
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但是如果当初我能及时回去
你知道我会做什么吗?
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什么?
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我会在你那小脖颈后深深吸气
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你的颈项总有很好闻的香甜味
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我觉得我没有花足够的时间
嗅你颈后的气息
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但是我却该死的离开了
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- 妈妈
- 呐 这都是真的
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抚养孩子是很艰难
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听着 Frankie 这么说吧
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你会有很多的吃脚趾甲时刻...
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很多很多...
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你不能因此消弭曾经的快乐时光
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- 那远远超过吃脚趾甲时刻 我向你保证
- 好吧
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而你的孩子们会长大
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你的生活也会越来越好
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那些糟心事时常只会让你烦恼一小下
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哦 老天 宝贝 你该洗澡了
442
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,560
抱歉
443
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,400
噢 看看谁来了
444
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:07,020
你的骑士身披闪耀的盔甲
披荆斩棘只为迎你而归
445
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,200
真的吗?
446
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:14,700
哦好吧
447
00:18:17,590 --> 00:18:19,370
搞毛?
448
00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:21,060
你鸣喇叭?
449
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:25,150
你甚至不下车到屋里接我?
450
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,470
我开了120英里!
451
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:30,360
现在给我揣好你的小包上车
452
00:18:30,430 --> 00:18:32,220
你又没经历过 Mike
453
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,640
你是非食用脚趾甲者
454
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,870
你觉得别人就没碰到类似的事?
455
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:43,650
曾经我借车给Axl去舞会 结果第二天
我坐了在他朋友的呕吐秽物上!
456
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,560
我都没跟你提起过!
457
00:18:45,620 --> 00:18:48,200
但我有怒气冲冲离家出走吗?
458
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:51,240
没有 我把坐垫洗了然后继续过日子
459
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,640
但是你做了什么 Frankie
460
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,190
你玩暴走
461
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,760
我只是需要时间想想
462
00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:57,790
不用!
463
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,900
没时间胡思乱想
464
00:18:58,950 --> 00:19:01,080
你一思考整件事就会变得支离破碎
465
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:01,940
上车!
466
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,660
看到没? 这就是我的生活
467
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:06,010
我的丈夫都吝于上门接我
468
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:08,630
我打赌Pam Staggs的丈夫
一定不会乱摁喇叭
469
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:12,710
- Pam Staggs的丈夫会来到门口他...
- 哦 老天!
470
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,560
你还在谈劳什子Pam Staggs?
471
00:19:14,590 --> 00:19:17,050
谁在意Pam Staggs?
472
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,680
你比她美上千倍!
473
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:22,730
我去拿东西
474
00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:28,340
喂?
475
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:30,760
好
476
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,640
漂亮!
477
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:33,960
耶! 老爹打来的
478
00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:36,310
他和老妈还有我的帽子正在回来的路上
479
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,270
哦 上帝!
480
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,640
我们在30分钟内能做哪些大改造?
481
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,610
我收衣服
482
00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:48,710
我洗碗
483
00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:52,550
要是老妈回来看到这个 她又要跑路了!
484
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,880
我不知道把这些丢哪儿!
485
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:54,800
这里Brick 但凡不知道的都往这丢
486
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:55,930
丢后院子里
487
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:58,240
这啥? 另一本菜单目录?
488
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,510
Brick!
489
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:11,900
哇哦 看看这里
490
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:13,790
妈妈 我们很抱歉
491
00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:15,240
我们很想你
492
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,690
Sue是个糟糕的当家主母
493
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,280
谢天谢地你回来了
494
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,570
我再不会把你所做的一切当理所当然
495
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:22,700
哇哦
496
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:26,370
我说 这是我的家吗?
还是Faiefield套房?
497
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:32,440
你们一定很用心才让这里变成这样
498
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,140
我真为你们骄傲 孩子们
499
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,520
非常 非常骄傲
500
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,900
那晚之后 有些改变
501
00:20:48,630 --> 00:20:51,830
哦 不是那种重大的转变 只是小改变
502
00:20:56,230 --> 00:20:57,150
妈
503
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:01,190
我只是想跟你说
我早点洗澡就不会扰到你了
504
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,630
哦 还有 这个掉下来了
505
00:21:07,478 --> 00:21:10,162
所以如果我们买两个夹书架
506
00:21:10,265 --> 00:21:11,788
会更便宜
507
00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:14,041
这是Hammacher Schlemmer的目录
(美国著名邮购商店)
508
00:21:14,179 --> 00:21:16,570
Hammacher Schlemmer
509
00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:20,599
但是没有关系 显然有一天
我会怀念这一切
510
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:23,170
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