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每个家庭都有自己
情有独钟的感恩节食谱
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{\a6}Heck家的感恩节
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{\a6}准备食材
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这是我们家的
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我就不明白为什么我们
不能住在汽车旅馆里
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因为 Mike 节日的特别之处
就在于家人齐聚一堂
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我 我妈妈还有我妹妹
一起穿着睡衣吃早餐...
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晚上再听听我爸的低俗笑话...
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要是我们住在汽车旅馆里
我们就会错过这些珍贵的小幸福
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要是我对在充气床垫上睡觉
兴致缺缺的话请原谅我
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我的背很疼
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我跟你说了我们这次有睡房的
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轮到我们了
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再说 Janet要到明天才来的 因为
她要去Lucy的嘻哈朝圣者独奏会
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太好了
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那个奇迹般的天才儿童
现在改玩嘻哈了?
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她曾经是个奇迹 Janet
只是排了一颗好卵 Mike
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就一个
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忘了告诉你们
Lucy阿姨打电话来了
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她说Lucy的独奏会取消了
所以他们今天就到
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什么?
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太好了! 他们还没到!
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冲 冲 冲啊!
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走 走 走 走 走 走 走!
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火鸡节快乐 宝贝!
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- 见到你真高兴
- 见到你真开心
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抱一个
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好了 行了
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你们来得真快
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我们飞车来的
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我去把我们的
东西放到卧室去
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你们来了!
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Janet
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你 你先到了
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我知道 我们东西都放好了
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Gary在客房工作
Lucy在睡觉
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快给你们的美丽阿姨一个拥抱!
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我好想念我的姐姐
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你看上去好棒
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你们什么时候到的?
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我们停车的时候没看到你们的车啊
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Gary刚买了一辆新的休旅车
所以爸爸让我们停到车库里了
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Mike 走吧 我带你
一起去准备充气床垫
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不 不用 Tag
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我上次用完知道放在哪里了
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糟糕 对不起
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是不是轮到你们住卧室了
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我只是觉这样对大家都更好
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你也知道 Lucy到点要睡觉什么的
不过你们要换的我们就换吧
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选一间能容纳四人住的房子
加入大量亲人 再撒少许缺觉
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懒虫 七点半了
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你喜欢你的Tag饼吗?
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九点半再说
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我打赌Axl一定饿了
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好小伙
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慢慢享用吧
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每锅我都放了3块黄油
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早安 Mike
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你穿睡衣的样子真是帅呆鸟
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那么 妈... 有什么安排?
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你明天什么时候开始做饭?
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Mike对你著名的
甜土豆可是朝思暮想的
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别担心 Mike
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甜土豆会有的
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今年我早就提前把食物
都做好然后冻起来了
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7月份就搞定了
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反正 感恩节的重点是
家人聚在一起 不是吃东西
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吃还是占有一点地位的
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那个 妈妈...
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关于Phil叔叔和Helen阿姨的故事
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你还没有讲完呢
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没错 大八卦
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好吧...
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Helen阿姨提前结束旅程回家
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然后发现他和他的家庭健康顾问在一起
进行着卫生维护组织规定之外的服务
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- 不会吧
- 又这样
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没错 又这样
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或许我们晚点再说吧
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没关系的
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Sue可以分享我们的家族八卦
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她已经长大了
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没错 我已经长大了
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我已与9月21日正式成熟
如果你们懂我的意思的话
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我是说我也有大姨妈了
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都收到你的邮件啦
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总之 依然争强好胜的Helen阿姨
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就这样 Sue加入了
叽叽喳喳八卦姐妹组
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将两个小孩子放在一起
慢慢炖出气恼
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Brick 你得和Lucy一起玩
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Sue 我在放假
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是我的减压时光
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你干嘛不带着她玩
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因为我们大人正在厨房聊天呢
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可她老是进来打断我们
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而我们说的事并不适合她旁听
那可都是家族的秘密
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我已经透露太多了
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好吧
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Lucy? 我要回厨房和大人们
在一起了 因为我也是个大人
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那么...
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想玩图书馆游戏吗?
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我来演看书 六小时后
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你告诉我图书馆要关门了
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这是治肝的
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这个...
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是治疗我的脚癣的
这个是降血脂的
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不夸张地说...
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要是我吃的药片够多
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我会以你难以想象的速度出血
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别变老了 Mike
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相信我 我会认真考虑的
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电视机弄得怎么样了 Axl?
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一直敲那些按钮 直到你面色发青
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那电视机也不会打开的
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要死的有线公司每个月想
多收我4块钱换成高清频道
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然后我就让他们走了
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来这儿?
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- 他们来修电视?
- 等我需要的时候再找他们来
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我向你保证他们会先认输的
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再说 现在是休假时光 谁要看电视啊?
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我要
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Janet 我差点忘了
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我给Lucy买了想要放在
热可可里的棉花糖
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但他们没有粉红色的了
所以我买了白色的
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糟糕 她真的很喜欢粉红色的
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我想现在没有人肯为了买
一个不同颜色的棉花糖专程出趟门的
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有人愿意替我出门
买一个不同颜色的棉花糖吗?
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我去
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我也去
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你听清楚要去买什么了吗?
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我只听到"谁想离开"
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你好吗?
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挺好
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酷 酷
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只要粉色棉花糖吗 先生?
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是 没错
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不是给我买的
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还要别的吗?
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你会推荐哪种口香糖?
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我喜欢在打橄榄球的时候嚼
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肩膀受伤了
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不知道是不是打球的时候弄的
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还是和我的乐队一起
练吉他时弄伤的
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谢谢惠顾迷你超市
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- 我叫Axl
- 谢谢惠顾迷你超市 Axl
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干嘛?
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没什么 只是从来没有近距离
观摩过你搭讪小姑娘
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"你会推荐哪种口香糖?”
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我觉得自己铺垫的很好
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真的?
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我觉得你是自掘坟墓啊
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你不能只说你自己 Axl
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你得问她们问题
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女人喜欢说她自己的事
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你干嘛关心这个?
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因为我希望你有一天能
成家立业 搬出我的房子
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他又赢了!
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我要当漂漂公主!
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小瓜瓜 你真的想吗?
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你想做漂漂公主吗?
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Frankie 让Brick给她
赢几次又不会死
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妈妈 看着我
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你觉得我真的想赢吗?
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总之 Brick 你选个她能赢的玩
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玩一条龙的时候我都让着她了
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可她根本就连不起来四个
而我却断不了自己的
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在天才儿童中
她可真不算是聪明的
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Brick有点太好胜了 不是吗?
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我猜他只是还没适应
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在我们家 赢就是赢 输就是输
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你懂吗 就像真正的生活那样
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真有意思 因为我看的很多书
都和你说的不一样 所以...
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知道那啥吗?
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外面雪已经很厚了
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孩子们你们想出去玩雪吗?
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Brick超爱堆雪人的
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真的吗?
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你想和表哥一起堆雪人吗 小亲亲?
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快出去 Brick
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加入些许不负责任 打开炉火
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没事的 小宝宝
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我们找不到熊先生了
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可能去某个有电视的地方了
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Lucy宝贝 我们会找到它的
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没事的 熊先生会出现的
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不要害怕
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她不是害怕
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她是失望 这是对这种状况的正常反应
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好吧
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这样好不好?
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我们先冷静下来吃点零食吧?
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然后再一起找它
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这样可以吗 Lucy?
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这就是你们说的小小的
幸福中的一部分吗?
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顺便 为什么Gary不出来
和我们一起分享这份幸福?
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因为他在房间里工作
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他是个按摩师
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他现在能有什么工作?
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找到了!
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真是太可怕了
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希望这样的事再也不会发生在你身上
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"偶耐你"
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熊先生中风咯
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它坏了
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都怪Brick
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最后是他拿的!
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不是我
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我进来拿热可可时 你还在和它玩
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才没有!
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孩子们过来厨房好吗?
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外婆解冻些饼干给你们
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太可惜了 这是她最爱的玩具
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她会释怀的
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塞点饼干给她 她会好的
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Lucy不是会把玩具落在室外的孩子
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她是相当相当有责任心的
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孩子嘛-有什么办法呢 对吧?
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嗯
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反正呢 那个熊也就60块钱
在商场的玩具店就可以买到
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加入坏玩具和一位咄咄逼人的
妹妹进行搅拌 一起炖整晚
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Mike 醒着不?
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你觉得呢?
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我真心觉得Janet想要我赔那个玩具熊
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她是想啊
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真不敢相信她会这样
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我觉得这样太不对了
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那告诉她呀
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或许给她钱就好了
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好主意
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不 你知道不?
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我不能给她钱
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她和Gary境况良好
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她也知道我们穷到连修屋顶的钱都没
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我们不能白白便宜他们60块钱
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你要能不说话 我立马给你75块
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你知道我气什么不?
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吵不醒你老公
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肯定在其中
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她质疑我儿子的诚信
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Brick说他没做过 那就没做过
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他没做过 是吧?
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我没做过
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Brick 我们两人在说悄悄话呢
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- 不 不是的 我没做过
- 真是悄悄话就好了
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大伙儿安静
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快要早上六点了
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在没电视可看的新一天太阳升起前
我还想再睡两秒
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感恩节快乐!
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连自己家人都怀疑他
Brick知道要证明清白只能靠自己
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解冻箱似乎沾染了食物的味道
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Tag把黄油都用光了
需要有人去店里买点
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这就去
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Brick 能小心点拿那个相框吗?
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那可是外婆最爱之一
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他拿个相框还是没问题的 Janet
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是 没错
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但你还记得他曾打碎了
老妈的古董花瓶不?
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当时他才5岁
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他现在10岁了 他可以的
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是 但他仍然是有问题的 不是吗?
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你什么意思 有问题?
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他有自己的问题啊 他很特别
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Brick不特别 他相当正常
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别担心 Brick 你很好
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好 瞧好喽
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他们安排你感恩节工作啊?
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是 不过没关系
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我在存大学学费
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是吗?
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你上的是哪所高中呀?
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圣玛丽
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这条街上的天主学校
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所以你们要穿天主教校服搭配短裙?
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先生 您的问题让我不太自在
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对话真是够顺利的 老爸
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我还以为"Dateline"节目组
会从后面跳出来呢
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{\a6}NBC电视台一档报道犯罪和
名人新闻故事的节目
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闭嘴
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伙计们 黄油买到了吗?
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其实 他们卖完了
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卖完了?
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我这周在那儿买了12块黄油
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跟我来 我告诉你们在哪儿买
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伙计们
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干嘛去?
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我们去店里买黄油
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有意思
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买个日用品都需要三个成年人
能解释下原因不?
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只需要一个成年人
就可以把你头朝下栽进雪地里
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好吧 不要离开镇上
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将无法解决的问题浸入酒精
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我觉得她希望我买个新熊给她
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她说了吗?
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没直说 不过你知道她那腔调的 老妈
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她用一贯的那种腔调
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倒不是赔钱让我不爽
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而是她的指责
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你俩都能回来过节 我就很高兴了
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我只是说说哦 既然是他弄坏的
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他们应该承认 该赔-
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聊什么呢?
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在聊玉米该怎么做
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真的吗?
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玉米该是我来准备的
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如果你们在讨论玉米
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我也应该参与啊是不?
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好吧 Axl
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去买黄油
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你咋不去?
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我不高兴去
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伙计们 什么情况?
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他不愿意回去
因为他没把到那个漂亮的收银员
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不 我是在教他怎么和女孩搭讪
因为他会不好意思
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Axl Axl Axl
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听着 关于如何搞定女孩这个事儿
你该来请教经验丰富的Tag哦
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告诉你该怎么做
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首先得赢得她父亲的信赖
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然后持续两周每天送她玫瑰
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相信我 六个月就能牵到小手啦
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- 外公 这些建议好棒哦
- 来吧 我们进去
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- 我来当你的泡妞手
- 是把妹搭档
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你好啊
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这些橡胶虫糖还有的卖啊?
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经典糖果啊
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可惜我老婆不让我再吃这些了
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我一吃就打嗝放屁
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加入姐妹二人 将火调至高火煮沸
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你在睡觉吗?
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我想眯一会儿
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好的 因为你之前说要做玉米 所以...
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我有点累了
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我在这个卧室没怎么睡好
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你知道不?
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你到的时候
我说要把客房让给你的
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是啊
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很真心的呢
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我觉得这样对大家都好呢
你懂的 为了Lucy能睡好
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我告诉你 是Lucy的医生说
她需要安静的睡觉环境
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真的吗?
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她睡眠不好吗?
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- 是的
- 我还以为天才儿童都是在神奇云朵上睡呢
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又来了
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知道不? 你总是不爽Lucy
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因为你不希望
别的母亲也有理由感觉累
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什么?!
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你总是一副疲态 Frankie
你就是乐此不疲的扮着疲劳
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每次我打电话给你
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你从没时间来交谈 因为总是很累
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知道不? 我也很累!
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- 你觉得你比我还累?
- 我就觉得是
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说实在的 我也要躺下来
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怎么样?
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不 不
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你怎么可能累? 你就一个小孩
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我有仨!
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更别提我还有份全职工作
还要收拾屋子
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00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:40,430
是 就你要收拾屋子
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你看 等会就是感恩大餐
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00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,690
这里看起来跟爆炸现场一样
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你想我收拾?
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好 好 我来收拾
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现在 现在开始
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我来收拾个干净!
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00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,690
- 这对你来说够干净了不?
- 完美!
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00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,250
或许我还该整理下床铺
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凡事都有第一次嘛
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起来!
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00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:58,190
不! 我累了 我要休息
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给我起来 Janet!
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来赶我走啊!
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听着 Lucy恰巧富有天分
有许多功课要做
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还有舞蹈课和法语课...
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你的小孩都快成人了 还有什么难的?
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00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:17,050
你觉得我就样样顺心?!
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00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:20,590
你知道我不久前在Axl的床上
发现什么吗?
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00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,790
一加仑的巧克力冰淇林
(约为3.78升)
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Sue永远不够资格加入个团体
好让生命有意义
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最烦人是 Brick还很特别!
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现在Brick特别了
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之前就不承认
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或许你该整两面旗 然后举旗表明
你说的是哪个Brick!
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我才不赔那只笨熊给你!
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行啊!
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别费事了! 我自己买!
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这样如何?
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我给你买个新熊 也请你把在我六岁时
你弄丢的野餐套件里的塑料热狗还给我!
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那是老妈买给我俩一起玩的!
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不是的!
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它...是...我的!
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接下来便是史上最安静的感恩大餐
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无人交谈 只有塑料餐具的声音
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但对于Brick来说
还有个疑团有待解开
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于是他做了好侦探该做的
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重返罪案现场
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记录--
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在发现熊的地方有两列脚印
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其中之一是Axl 是他发现的受害者
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另一列脚印有星状标记
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很明显 鞋底有星状标记的人该是凶手
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凶手
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我发现许多星状脚印
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天 脚印一直跟着我
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至此 始作俑者侦探草草收官
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00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:10,460
冷冻六小时后 融化至松软粘稠状
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有吃的不?
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00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:29,370
- 对不起啊
- 我也好抱歉
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00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,080
我不是成心说那些话的
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我也不是
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我觉得我们会争吵
是因为我们深爱彼此
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却没有经常碰面的机会
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我们要多见见
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是啊 正该如此呢
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如果我让你觉得没时间陪你
那我很抱歉
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00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:50,570
有时我不想和你多聊
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00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:55,610
是因为我妒忌你的生活那么完美
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00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:58,100
不 别傻了 我才不完美
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00:20:58,110 --> 00:21:01,540
我只是事事顺利
我永远做不到你这样
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00:21:01,650 --> 00:21:02,390
别说了
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00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,080
不 是真的 Frankie
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00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:09,090
你不知道 看到你成为母亲
是我当初想要小孩的唯一原因
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再见!
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00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,690
看到了吧? 我就说会是个完美感恩节吧
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00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,040
你到底在谁家过的感恩节呀?
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