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翻译:逸陌 尧尧该开学了 墨西阿布
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴: 雅贝
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第三季 第16集
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每一代青少年总有个
自己父母不可理解的偶像
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啊!!! 天哪!!!
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真不敢相信
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Justin Bieber要来印第安纳波利斯了
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马上就开始售票了
我可以去吗 拜托!
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她想要一张Justin Bieber
在印第安纳波利斯开的演唱会门票
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她这样说话 你也能听得懂?
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问题是 Sue
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演唱会门票通常很贵
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可是我们最近没有那么多钱
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不是说你永远都不能去听演唱会
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只是恰巧现在手头很紧
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亲爱的老爸 能答应我一件事吗?
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各个突破法可不适用于
父母都在场的时候
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如果我能想办法搞到钱买门票
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那我就可以去吗
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随便你咯
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再顺便看看能不能
搞出改建厨房的钱来
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爸爸 这是Tibbit老师发的
帮我签字好吗
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"Tibbits"老师? Wilkerson老师呢?
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他还忙着参加印第安纳州的赛车比赛呢
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现在是Tibbit老师教我们
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我看看
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这个是同意我参加拼字比赛的表格
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这次我要一路闯进全国赛
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你很自信嘛
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你真的不想一家人出门旅游什么的?
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不 我很想赢得拼字比赛
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那我签吧 在这之前我想确定
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你想参加这个的目的
- 是想要一座大而古老的奖杯
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和打败对手的成就感
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对 我还希望同学们会觉得我很厉害
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拼字比赛确实是个不错的机会
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虽不是橄榄球赛 但关系荣誉 我帮你
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我帮你准备
绝不会对你心慈手软的
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放马过来
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不许再自言自语了
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没问题 好兄弟
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我列好了计划表
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从现在开始 我洗头只用一次洗发水
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我会洗干净 但绝不重复洗
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并且 这张票可以作为今后三年内
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生日 圣诞节以及其他任何节日
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送我的礼物
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我不会再使用任何电器
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我看着Sue认真的样子
突然意识到我已经想不起
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上次我如此渴望一件东西
是什么时候了
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也许是渴望打个小盹的时候
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然后我想起了...
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Shaun Cassidy
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批准了
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这里有限速标牌
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我知道
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伙计 那你还开到22码
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我已经松开了油门
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这已经是最慢速度了
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看 一小时才走15英里
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认真的说
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我走路都比这快
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谁第一个来?
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现在开始 Brick
拼写"parallel"(平行)
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p-a-
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拜托 你不能分心
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现场会怎样 谁也不知道
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我们得把一切都准备好
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- 明白
- 好 下一个词
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我和你妈妈要离婚了
拼写"fuselage"(机身)
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真的吗?（音和字母u-r同)
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"u-r"拼错了
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我和你妈妈很好
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只不过无论发生什么
你都必须保持冷静
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还有一分钟就是四点整
我来打电话
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你从网上订
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谁先订到票就大喊"Bieber"
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- 准备好了吗?
- 准备好了
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信用卡
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还有备用卡
以防第一张卡出问题
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我不是说它一定会出问题
只是为了以防万一
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- 我还准备了...
- 四点了! 快快快!
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好 好 好 "选择演唱会"...
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哇哦 空气补给乐队
要来印第安赌场表演
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- 老妈!
- 知道了 "Justin Bieber"
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"选择票价"
"最低票种"最合适不过了
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u-k-u-l-e-l-e(乌克丽丽)
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答对了
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你准备了得分之舞吗?
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什么?
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你知道当人们把球
投过底线区后会做什么吗?
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所以你答对了一个词就应该跳上一段
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并且可以在别的孩子面前炫耀
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这个怎么样?
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小心点
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最后一个动作怎么样
这是结束动作
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作为强调 非常好
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又是忙音 重拨一次
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哇我进来了 两张票 头等座
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Bieber! (指填好了订单)
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两分钟内填好个人信息 可是
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那个框里的"验证码"是多少
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为什么是斜着的还这么模糊?
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对着填就是了
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好吧 "z-e-b-4-a"?
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那是填"zebra（斑马)"吧?
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怎么可能中间是4呢
那样不对的
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不是"4" 明明是"6"...
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或者是大写的"N" 只剩60秒了
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好吧 我换一个验证码好了
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也许会好认一点
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"y-e..." 那个是"8"还是"b"?
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B-l...
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"l"? 不是"l"
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那边的人闭嘴
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你才该闭嘴呢
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你确定你们不会离婚的?
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现在所有人给我闭嘴!
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老妈 Bieber 快
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好 我再换一个
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"a-r..." 不对 换一个
"f-3..."
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还是不对 再换一个
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只剩十秒了!
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好! 这个我都认识
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"售 罄"
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不!!!
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我们可以再快一点
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没问题 只要让身体兴奋起来
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其实很简单 让自身的阻碍少一点
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对吧
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别担心 我明白了
要借助风力
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这比我们想象的难多了
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妈妈! Bieber的 门票 200
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早上Jim和Bob 印第安纳波利斯
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Sue 淡定点
就连我都不明白你在说什么了
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深呼吸
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广播台门口...卖...200张...
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Justin Bieber的门票
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不错嘛 我们去买两张
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我们可以在广播台那儿通宵等票
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Sue
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那儿肯定会很冷的 我年纪大了
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没法在地上坐一夜
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看完两小时的"单身汉"后
我都很难从沙发上爬起来了
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拜托了
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可以再追加两年生日不要礼物
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五年 不要礼物
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你说这交易多值啊?
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那我们就去吧
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太感谢了!
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我不管Axl怎么说
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你是全世界最好的妈妈
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我都不知道
你是Justin Bieber的脑残粉
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我懂她的感觉
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我像她这么大时 我妈带我去
Shaun Cassidy的演唱会
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Shaun Cassidy?
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笑吧 但他的现场 真的很厉害
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总之 我妈不想去
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我一直求她 直到她答应了我
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你想知道她为什么答应了吗?
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如果是说句心里话 并不想
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因为她想花点时间陪我
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Sue正处于那个年纪
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她总在学校待很晚
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她总跟Matt讲电话
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她开始跟我疏远了
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所以你打算用演唱会来买她的爱?
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那还用说
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- 第一次来?
- 嗯
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你不认识我
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我是Brick的爸爸
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班里的 学校的 县里的 地区的
各种比赛都去过了
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今年 我们要进军国家级的
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噢
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这只是开端 但得从头开始 不是吗?
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祝你的孩子...好运
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我们现在开始 好吗?
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请拼出..."Visit"(拜访)
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"Visit" V-I-S-I-T "Visit"
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请拼出"Banana"(香蕉)
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"Banana" B-A-N-A-N-A "Banana"
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请拼出..."Reindeer"(驯鹿)
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"Reindeer" R-E-I-N-D-E-A-R
"Reindeer"
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很抱歉 Brick
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你拼写错误
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坐下吧
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他被淘汰了
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什么意思"淘汰"? 怎么淘汰了?
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就是淘汰了呗
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怎么可能? 有什么词是他不知道的?
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"Reindeer"
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有点得意忘形了 是吧?
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都等不及要跳舞了
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是吗 Brick? "Reindeer"?
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我知道 这个词有干扰
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前面的"rein"其实不是"rain"
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结果我考虑得太多
反而把后半截拼错
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"Rein"我拼对了 但把"deer"拼错了!
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你把"Reindeer"拼错了?
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R-E-I-N-D-E-E-R?
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你知道这个词有干扰吧?
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伙计 就连我都知道
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小家伙 你知道吗?
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算了 这种事无法避免
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放松一天 然后我们
再开始为明年做训练
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不会再有明年了
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这真是太丢脸 太郁闷 太屈辱了
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顺便说一句 刚刚提到的那些词
我全部都会拼!
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我再也不回那学校了
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- 我的天啊 Mike
- 我知道
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他对情况做出了适当的反应!
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他失望 生气又尴尬...
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那个交际小组真的开始起作用了
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Brick学会感知情绪真是太棒了
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于是我们决定放他一马
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让他用自己的进度来解决问题
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准备去上学了吗?
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那天看到我的人都死光没?
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得去尿个尿
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我们排第174个
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我问过了 他说我们应该能买到票!
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我的脚趾已经失去知觉了
但你知道吗?
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我很开心我们来这儿
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我懂 我也是
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我感觉我们相聚的时间没以前多了
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你那么忙
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00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,610
你又是摔跤拉拉队长 又有Matt
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你长大了
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真的 我长大了
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看看我
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我在为Justin Bieber的
演唱会排队呢
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妈妈 我想说你来陪我买票真是太酷了
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00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:46,450
我是很酷 如果你想跟孩子亲近些
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你就该做这些
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看到没?
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00:11:55,450 --> 00:11:56,650
我觉得她们插队了
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什么? 她们不能这样
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天哪 她们要买多少票啊?
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如果人们开始插队
我们就买不到票了
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00:12:06,490 --> 00:12:08,630
不好意思 她们插队
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请保持人行道畅通
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好吧 不好意思!
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戴黄围巾的!
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你可能不知道我们在这
但我们也在排队!
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00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,390
插队就等同于偷窃!
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你偷了我们的位置 我们的票
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00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,600
还有我们的时间!
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00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,740
拜托 别装作听不见
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知道吗? 两个人而已 没事的
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什么? 妈? 这大概有20个
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我们肯定买不到了
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我本来很确定能看到Justin Bieber
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拥有一次深刻又虔诚的体验
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现在我的梦破碎了
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00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:56,570
太荒谬了 我不会容忍这一切的
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Sue? 跟我来
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等等 等一下 什么?
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我们去哪?
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00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,510
走了这位子就丢了
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00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:03,810
我来告诉你要做什么
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我们来插队
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什么? 妈妈? 不
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我们不能插队 这是不对的
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别想成插队
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00:13:12,050 --> 00:13:14,730
想成我们去取得本应属于我们的位置
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- 但是...
- Sue 你要酷一点
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00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:20,020
不 这是毒品电影里面
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坏孩子劝你吸毒时说的话
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听着 你到底要不要看演唱会了?
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天啊
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为什么我的青少年时期
充满了艰难的抉择啊?
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冲吧 Axl汉子! 耶!
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快点 快点 快点
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快点 Axl汉子! 冲
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太棒了! 我做到了 我...
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是啊 严格来说 你说你要比限速快
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实际上没超过每小时16英里可不算违法
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不行了 我的腿没力了
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没关系 Darrin
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Axl想当个守法公民
我们得尊重他这一点
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还记得那部电影吗
"速度与激情"
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里面的人全都超遵守限速那部?
(电影里开车全部超速)
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记得 还有"十一罗汉"
"十二罗汉" 以及"十三罗汉"
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里面的根本没人偷东西那部?
(电影演的就是抢劫)
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噢 是吗?
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那你们记得"Sean和Darrin是傻瓜"
这部电影吗?
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00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:14,680
不可能
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00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:17,180
真的有部电影里面有我们俩的名字?
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Darrin...
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嘿 Karen? 嗨
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我不叫Karen
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噢 你和她长得好像
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你常被叫错吗?
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嘿 她想插队
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插队生!
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Karen 好啦
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插队生! 插队生!
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不好意思!
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夫人 我们收到有人插队的投诉
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是 是我 是我投诉的
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因为后面这些人全是插队的
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插队生! 插队生! 插队...
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好了 我得送你回到
你原来的位置去
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好! 喔!
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00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,470
呆在那儿
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00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,850
这虽然不是一个常用得上的技能
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00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,910
但Sue神不知鬼不觉的功夫
有时还真派上了用场
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一夜漫长的等待后
我们终于买到了Bieber的门票...
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00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,280
附赠我完全麻木掉的左屁股蛋
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00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,030
Brick 我们得谈谈上学的事了
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好吧 我最近做了些研究
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00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:34,710
市区另一边有一间
图书馆超级棒的
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私立学校看上去不错
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你可能要多开点路程
但我很乐意忍受奔波
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00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,660
另外 当然了
在家自学也很平常
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"在家自学"?
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我们知道的都已经教给你了
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听着 Brick...
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咳咳 虽然你现在觉得很受伤
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但你能感受到失望
其实也是件好事
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我是说 就算 就算沙奇尔奥尼尔
(篮球中锋)比赛失利
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他也没有放弃篮球退役
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他总会在第二天
忘掉失败 重回赛场
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而最终 他赢得了四届冠军
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00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,290
他是篮球运动员
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00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:09,700
你书包上的那个人?
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噢 我很肯定他的名字是沙奎尔
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我很肯定不这样念
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重点是 他是一个能够
从失败中学习
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从而使自己更强大的人
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00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,590
化失败为动力
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不要 太丢脸了 我不能回去
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真的吗? 你做了那么多丢人的事
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最后让你一蹶不振的却是这个?
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00:16:31,770 --> 00:16:36,550
显然是的 好兄弟 我擦
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00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:37,670
是时候了 Brick
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你得回去上学了
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00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,360
大家会笑话我的
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00:16:41,510 --> 00:16:43,160
有我陪着你就不会了
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00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:53,150
噢 Brick 你回来真是太好了
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00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,760
看到没? 没什么大不了的
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00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:03,260
Heck先生 请留步
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00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:07,130
带领全班同学宣誓效忠美国
是每位宾客的荣幸
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噢 不用了
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00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,520
我坚持要你带
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00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:23,000
呃 我对美利坚合众国国旗宣誓效忠
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00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:26,490
愿我们壮丽的紫金山...
(紫金山在中国南京)
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00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,120
呃...
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呃... 让我们免受外物诱惑
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00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:40,800
对我所热爱的这片土地
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00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,370
至死不渝...
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00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,270
阿门
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00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,740
我再也不要踏进那所学校了
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00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,450
怎么样 音速小子们?
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00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:06,130
如我在微博里承诺的那样
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00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,580
今天你们将有幸见证
我违反限速的时刻
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00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,030
但为了大家的安全
稍微退后一点
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00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:14,360
你不会想在我加速的时候
成为我蹄下亡魂的
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00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,290
- 没错
- 好吧
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00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,830
不敢相信他们把我们的测速器拆走了
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00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,240
那是这座小镇上唯一好玩的东西了
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00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,750
一 一 二
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一 二 三
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看好了 我打赌我能撑15秒
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一 二 三... 啊哦
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00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,880
结果 那个晚上
他们全都超过了限速
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00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:58,550
这么说你还真打算陪着了
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00:18:58,900 --> 00:18:59,970
你要去看演唱会
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00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,650
在我为了这门票
付出了这么多以后?
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00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,910
再说 我今天去看了医生
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00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:09,740
被确诊为患有Bieber狂热症 啊!
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00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:13,760
嘿 说不定他会把你从人群中
拉上舞台和他一起跳舞呢
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00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:15,370
这次是为了Sue
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我和她能有多少次这样的机会?
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00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,360
Justin Bieber演唱会日快乐 各位!
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我爱你 妈妈
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票在哪儿呢?
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在我包里
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00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,210
我想在演唱会前还是由我来保管吧
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00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,430
可这行不通啊
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00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:31,660
要是你把票放在你包里
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00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,440
那我要怎么进演唱会场呢?
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00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:34,910
虾米?
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00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:37,090
噢 妈妈 你已经做得够多了
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00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,970
为了买票彻夜排队
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00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,690
你不用再开车送我们去了
387
00:19:40,730 --> 00:19:42,530
Carly的妈妈会来接我们的
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00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,310
噢 好吧
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00:19:50,260 --> 00:19:51,870
你和Carly好好玩噢
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00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,150
衣服真好看 妈
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00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,550
拿着
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00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,690
Carly来了
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00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:13,120
你是世界上最棒的妈妈
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00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,960
由衷感谢 我永远
不会忘记这次的!
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00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,170
我也是
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00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:23,380
我猜事情本来就该是这样的
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00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,480
孩子们渐渐长大
渐渐不再那么依赖你
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00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,550
或许会需要一下你的卫衣
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00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:33,140
是呀... 这不过是自然法则
400
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,110
嘿
401
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,110
有电话找我吗? 或者提到我?
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00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:49,680
没有
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00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,590
在看什么呢?
404
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:04,990
自然法则有趣的一面...
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00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:08,780
当它把一个孩子送走的时候
就会把另一个还给你
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00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,580
淡定
407
00:21:10,690 --> 00:21:12,110
不要太贪心
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00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,340
不要破坏天赐良机
409
00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:14,760
他就像只蝴蝶
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00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:16,370
可不要把他吓跑了
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00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,010
冷静 冷静就好
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00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:23,100
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