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翻译:尧尧xi 墨西阿布 橙味果珍
校对:草儿很感伤
时间轴:爱吃鱼的老虎
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第三季 第18集
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在美国中部
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我们常常带孩子参加很多活动
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但比参加太多活动更糟的是
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没有任何活动
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我好无聊
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你可以打扫卫生
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您太幽默了
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不然看会儿书?
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你为什么不看?
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让它开着 冷气让我的脚很爽
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知道还有什么也很爽吗 洗个脚
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太郁闷了
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篮球赛过去了 棒球季却还没开始
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我需要一个拥抱
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不是跟你 是跟辣妹
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今早见到你爸了吗?
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我不知道他怎么了
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昨晚我睡着了他才回家
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今天又一大早就离开了
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你说的话太无聊了!
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Sue! 你想跟我一起玩吗?
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发生什么事了?
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他无聊了
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但我不无聊 我忙着计划我的生日会
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我四年一度的闰年生日会
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"闰年"?
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你是指"脑残年"吗?
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天啊 我太无聊了
我甚至无法欺负我妹
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你每年都过生日的人
是不会理解我们过闰年的
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我的生日每四年才庆祝一次啊
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所以这很重要
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妈?
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今年 我决定办个惊喜派对
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那样行不通的
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如果你想要个惊喜派对
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就没惊喜了
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没关系
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我保证我会很惊喜的
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我们每次看"飞屋环游记"时
我仍会惊讶于那会飞的房子
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Sue 记得上次的交易吗
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我们给你买了
Justin Bieber演唱会的票
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所以你只能得到一个
便宜老派又无趣的生日会
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好 我懂了
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我当然懂了
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是的 你的生日会 没跟你开玩笑
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好吧 知道啦
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你在干嘛?
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我在使眼色
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哪有两只眼睛一起闭上的
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是吗?
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如果你想制造些秘密计划
我会在房间等你
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Sue 我们不会办惊喜派对
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我完全相信
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Brick 你能说些话
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来赞美Henry吗?
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我喜欢你的衬衫
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谢谢!
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我并不喜欢他的衬衫
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记不记得我们讲过有些话
要在心里推敲下再讲出来的?
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记得
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我也不喜欢他的鞋
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好了
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她来了 快来 快来
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伙计们
我们社交小组迎来了一位新成员
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大家给Hayley打个招呼吧
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你好
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是个女孩!
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这是怎么了?
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我知道
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你开心了吧?
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我都无聊成这样了
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你能去刚刚Brick吃零食的
走廊那儿无聊一下吗?
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Brick
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糟糕
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他们忘了你的
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来
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两份薯条
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多吃点番茄酱 就当补充了蔬菜
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那么
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社交小组怎么样?
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很有趣 来了个女孩
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女孩?
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真的吗?
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她是什么问题?
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不知道
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她会眼神交流
而且从来不把手放在裤子里
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她吃的是食物
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三大项啊
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听起来像是走错地方了
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我也是这么想的
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你爸回家了吗?
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没
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实际上我这几天都没怎么见到他
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他的形象在我心目中已经变小了
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可能他受不了终于选择离开
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坦白说 都是为了我他才忍了这么久
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你去哪儿了?
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跟你说过 工作上的事
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接着睡吧
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什么? 你说什么呢?
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什么时候起你得工作到凌晨3点了?
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没什么
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不 这真的很奇怪 Mike
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发生什么事了?
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你出轨了吗?
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如果真是这样 你能从现在起
在回家时动作轻点吗?
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没什么的
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如果真没什么 为什么不告诉我?
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发生什么事了?
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没什么
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只是
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采石场有只猫病了
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我一直在照顾它 就这样 接着睡吧
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等等 等等
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"一只猫"?
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"一只猫"怎么回事?
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我不明白
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你养了只猫?
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那不是我的猫
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是路过的一只猫
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我带它去医院了
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你带一只猫去看医生?
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Brick三周没大便
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你都没发现
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石灰岩它病的很厉害
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你还给它取名字?
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不是我取的
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只是这么叫它
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你养猫咪石灰岩多久了?
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它不是我的猫
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不知道
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七年吧?
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开什么玩笑?
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我怎么可能才知道这事?
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因为没什么好说的
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这很无趣
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我觉得你没谈这事实在古怪
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如果我在单位养了只猫
我会讲它所有的事给你听
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那样会很无趣
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怎么了?
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很好啊
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想着你照顾一只猫觉得很可爱
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这让你变得有人情味
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我需要变得有人情味吗?
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有一点
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你准备说"晚安"吗 Mike?
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我在采石场跟它说了"晚安"
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我是说 对我
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奇怪的是
让一个女孩进入这些怪咖群
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让他们做从未做过的布丁 玩积木
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不知道为啥 我现在觉得很兴奋!
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Hayley 你知道"乐高"
来自丹麦语"Leg Godt"吗
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意思是"玩得开心"?
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又是拉丁文中"我拼成了"的意思
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所以就算是走错门 没人在意
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就像她是被派来拯救
这些迷失小子的天使
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Theo 能把这些黄色的递给我吗?
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来咬他们
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她会咬人!
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谁在乎?
谁在乎?
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看呀
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我把这些零附件全找出来了!
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准备完毕锁定目标
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它就像老虎机一样!
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嘿 赢到的东西均属于本房屋
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听着 Sue
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跟我说一下你想请那些朋友来
还有你想要什么样的蛋糕
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我不是要影响你的选择
但我在橱里还有个黄色的盒子
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它只是渗了点水 所以
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收到
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不办惊喜派对
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所以Axl才会在那儿吸尘
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Sue 真的 我们真的
不会办惊喜派对
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好啦 我懂
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我生日那天我们只是
吃个家常便饭
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在那个四年一次的日子里
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Sue 我已经再三强调了
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我们不会办惊喜派对的
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这就是一个正在筹备
惊喜派对的人会说的话
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噢 不
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Brick 这件事你知道吗?
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上面说因为预算缩减
他们要终止社交小组
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他们不能这样做
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你还没被治好呢
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什么? 我超爱社交小组的
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真的?
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快看呀!
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它还能吸窗帘!
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我已经不懂这屋里的男人们了
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我们必须拯救社交小组
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怎么救?
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学校已经不会给看大门的加班费
让他晚点关校门了
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- 所以我想...
- 或许他们会让我们自己把校门锁上
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大家都知道我们为什么会在这儿 对吧?
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我妈说我很正常
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她骗你的
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看大门的到底是干什么的?
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把我们吐的东西打扫干净
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那如果我们保证不再呕吐了呢?
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我做不到
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我紧张的时候就会反胃
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我的意思是我们
自己筹钱给看大门的人
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Zack加入了
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有时 我假装在我的地下室
有一间卖石头的店
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我们可以卖石头
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当我吵着我爸的时候
他会给我钱让我离开房间!
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我想那是一笔相当稳恒的收入啊
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我们可以告诉我们所有的奶奶们
说我们马上就要过生日了
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这样就有7.5美元了
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我对我的石头有了别的想法
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我不想卖了
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或许我们可以...
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好了 好了 好了
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这是相当良好的开端
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赞成我们休息一下
去看看Hayley在做什么的举手
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Corey 你有问题吗?
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没有 我的手在裤子里
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那就通过了
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你是什么? 动物吗?
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我刚刚才把这吸干净的
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噢 对不起 我把它弄脏了吗?
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看着我哟 我可以吃到胸口上的东西
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哦 太厉害了! 我吃到了!
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天啊
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妈妈 我和其他小盆友商量过了
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我们决定自己筹钱
保住我们的小组
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真的?
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这是我们的方案
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有很多有趣的想法欸
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"骑火箭船"
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"用金属探测仪寻找宝藏"
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"设计一群永远不会
与人类为敌的机器人助手"
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这是我的主意
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有没有简单点的事情
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例如洗车或者卖烤点心?
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好主意 妈妈 去实践吧 我相信你
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- 不是 Brick 我没有...
- 没关系的
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别担心
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我不会对你全程监控的
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噢 妈妈 他们只给了我们一个蛋卷
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我要了!
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Axl 这是我的闰年生日周!
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妈妈 Axl在舔我的闰年生日周蛋卷!
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Axl 把你妹妹的
生日周蛋卷还给她
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中餐 蛤?
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有优惠劵
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你下班回来晚了
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你是和石灰岩在一起吗?
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谁是石灰岩?
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谁也不是
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它是只猫
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我们养了只猫吗?
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我们养猫养多久了?
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那不是我们的猫
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是你们爸爸的猫
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爸爸有只猫? 在哪?
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公司
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是你爸从没跟我们提过的工作猫
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为什么你有猫 而我们没有的?
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你能把它带回来吗?
我能喂它吗? 它能睡我房间吗?
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为什么它要在你房间睡觉?
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我才是那个没朋友的人啊
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没人可以得到那只猫了
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猫死了
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我们的猫死了?!
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噢 Mike 发生了什么事?
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它太虚弱了 连吃喝都没力气了
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所以我抱着它
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用眼药水瓶给它喂奶
感到它瑟瑟发抖
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然后我看着它的眼睛
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它发出了最后一声喵叫 然后
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就死了
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我把它裹在我的衬衫里
带他去了西边那条它常喜欢
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躺那儿晒太阳的崖径
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然后刨了坑埋了它
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这是什么? 炒面?
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Frankie 我没事
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我知道 只是想要你明白 我在这儿
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是呀 我看到你在这了
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如果你想要谈谈
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没什么好谈的 我没事
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好了 你看上去有点肌肉紧张
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我肌肉紧张是因为我准备要吐牙膏了
而你挡着我了 介意让下吗?
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好吧 如果你很难过
那也很正常的
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我知道
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我要是难过的话我会难过的
但我不难过
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于是接下来的几天
Mike继续着他的不难过
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嘿 你爸呢?
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我跟他说了比赛开始了
但他不想看
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然后他拿了两瓶啤酒到车库里去了
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你在看比赛?
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我在数运球次数
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我刚吸过尘! 踩着电话本过来!
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你不看普渡队的比赛?
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我在做个架子
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你很难过
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你为什么不能承认你很难过呢?
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这样让人很烦恼的
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我觉得你在我做架子的时候
来打扰我才是很烦恼呢
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我没有想惹人厌
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只不过我感觉到你在压抑自己
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如果你想说出来
我很乐意听的
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帮助你缓解伤心
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Frankie 那只是一只猫而已
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名叫石灰岩
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而它死了
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死在你怀里
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没什么伤心要缓解的
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除了那些深深地悲伤 哀戚和痛苦
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Mike 宣泄出来吧
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它永远不会传出这间车库的
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好吧 我需要离开这间车库了
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去剪头发
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我想给你个拥抱
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我能抱你吗?
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好啦
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没事了吧?
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00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:10,530
我能去理发了吗?
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踩着电话簿!
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好吧 Axl
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我不是说你非得和我透露什么
不过...
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如果碰巧一大票人今天要来
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我该穿什么呢?
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00:13:30,540 --> 00:13:33,690
要随性一些还是盛装打扮?
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是主题趴吗?
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是"好莱坞"主题吗?
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好吧
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我不能多说
但你最好去地下室等着
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等等 现在?
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该死 Sue!
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我什么都不该讲的
335
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,380
赶快进去 省的我捅娄子
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我该干什么?
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还没准备好
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等着就行
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明白
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好激动!
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00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,080
怎么了?
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00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,820
理发的跑去美容院了
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好吧
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00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:05,680
那就跟着他去美容院呗
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00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,110
我才不要 Frankie
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00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,630
我才不要去叫"流言"的地方理发
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我只是...小猫 理发师
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00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,440
我在乎的一切都没了
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猫和理发师就是你在乎的一切?
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00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:20,590
还有小马队
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00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:23,160
够了 以后什么也不爱了
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00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,080
事实上 其他妈妈并不是很想帮着
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00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,110
一群社交障碍的孩子搞洗车募捐
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她们只是很乐意
把孩子丢给我管4小时
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00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:42,720
不好意思 他们才刚上手
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00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,000
5块还给你 再拿块蛋糕吧
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00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,440
Frankie
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你闺女在地下室里
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00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:53,370
她想问问能不能出来
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实在抱歉
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00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:22,310
您的车最多等两小时
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00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,790
玫瑰是红色的
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一切都该是红色的
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00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,640
我只吃红色食物
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00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,920
想来一片西红柿吗?
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不
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00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,040
他们把你的袜子和内衣缝到一起了
368
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:42,780
真聪明
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00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,810
这样就永远也不会丢不了
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00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:45,950
大概是吧
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00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,700
我能够到售卖机最底层的东西
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00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,790
你想要薄荷糖还是梳子?
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00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,630
梳子不错
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00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,080
跟紧了
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00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,290
我像是一群怪咖里的小头头
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00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,360
你俩要去哪儿?
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00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,330
只管往前走
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00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,650
假装听不到
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00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:07,100
他要带走她!
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00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,890
Hayley 我的海绵给你用
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00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,180
她要和我走
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00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:17,960
咬我! 来咬我!
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00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,250
别听他的
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00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,540
你想咬谁就咬谁
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00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:26,320
咬我! 咬我啊!
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00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,390
住手!
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00:16:27,390 --> 00:16:29,000
社交技巧!
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00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,610
别忘了你们的社交技巧!
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00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:42,650
干得好 Brick
390
00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:45,700
我浪费一整天组织所谓的募捐
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00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,990
是因为我以为你要拯救社交小组
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00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:49,160
我以为你在乎呢
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00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,010
不是 我只是喜欢Hayley
394
00:16:52,580 --> 00:16:55,800
嘿 一个怪咖美女刚刚扑到我腿上
395
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,280
不是每天都有这种事
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00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:59,520
漂亮的人通常什么都有
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00:17:00,370 --> 00:17:01,390
好极了
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00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:05,150
身上湿了 脚冻僵了
衣服上还蹭了蛋糕
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00:17:06,190 --> 00:17:07,840
我洗洗睡觉去了
400
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:08,970
才7点钟啊
401
00:17:08,970 --> 00:17:10,080
我不管!
402
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,820
Mike Mike 快起来
403
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,630
咱们忘了Sue的生日了
404
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:21,860
说什么呢?
405
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,010
闰日
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00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:24,740
我觉得是今天 但其实是昨天
407
00:17:24,740 --> 00:17:25,470
咱们错过了
408
00:17:25,470 --> 00:17:27,090
你怎么能忘了她的生日呢?
409
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,020
闰年的关系
410
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:32,850
通常没这一天的
要知道你也忘了
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00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,400
Sue
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00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,110
Sue 醒醒
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00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,350
生日快乐
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00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,470
天啊
415
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,270
太意外了
416
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,420
你们把我骗到了
417
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,880
是啊 骗到你了
418
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,550
我以为什么也没有 睡前还哭呢
419
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,760
等等 Axl和Brick呢?
420
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:02,130
他们是第二波惊喜
421
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,560
我现在能拆礼物吗?
422
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:07,650
当然
423
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,790
快起来 快起来 今天是Sue的生日
424
00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:14,430
什么?
425
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:15,090
快点
426
00:18:15,090 --> 00:18:17,020
起来 表现的高兴些
427
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,560
惊喜
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00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:21,600
礼物来了
429
00:18:26,580 --> 00:18:28,900
我想要的大黄蜂运动衫
430
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:31,780
Matt喜欢我穿黄色
431
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,850
谢谢老妈
432
00:18:33,850 --> 00:18:35,880
太客气了
433
00:18:37,530 --> 00:18:38,660
你的旧手机
434
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,190
我的新手机!
435
00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:45,340
喂? 没错 我是Sue
436
00:18:45,340 --> 00:18:49,070
什么? 没错 今天是我的闰年生日
437
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:54,230
这不是给你的
438
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:55,980
除非你喜欢
439
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:56,790
为什么?
440
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:57,500
是线索吗?
441
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,930
是要让我转移阵地吗?
442
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,560
没错!
443
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:04,890
到...
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00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,560
厨房来!
445
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,800
有蛋糕!
446
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,360
去准备蛋糕
447
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,710
真的把你骗到了
448
00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:23,170
嘿Sue Carly的电话
449
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:25,880
Carly!
450
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,720
喂?
451
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,410
你知道多长时间了?
452
00:19:28,410 --> 00:19:29,790
整个星期你一个字儿也没说
453
00:19:30,110 --> 00:19:30,610
啥?
454
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,370
来了
455
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,000
拼块蛋糕
456
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,060
我在"蛋糕老板"里看到过
(真人秀)
457
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:47,180
* 祝Sue生日快乐 *
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00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:50,150
* 祝Sue生日快乐 *
459
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,570
* 生日快乐 亲爱的Sue *
460
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:57,330
* 祝Sue生日快乐 *
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别忘了许愿
462
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:01,010
我还能盼望什么呢?
463
00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:05,060
我想要的都得到了
464
00:20:09,030 --> 00:20:10,250
老天保佑Sue
465
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:15,040
看着她吹灭洗车房拼块蛋糕
上的香薰蜡烛
466
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,930
我觉得有时候我不配得到她
467
00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:19,600
但是家里有个乐观的人的好处
468
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:23,600
在于她的乐观感染了我们所有人
469
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,540
谢谢今晚帮忙
470
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:28,260
嘿 凌晨4点吃蛋糕不是每天都有的
471
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,840
所以你喜欢那个女孩?
472
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,850
老妈
473
00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:33,550
是这样的
474
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,540
喜欢别人是正常的社交行为
是件好事
475
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我不该反对的
476
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对不起
477
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我觉得下周她就会咬我
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有盼头就好
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没错 Sue的乐观把Mike也感染了
480
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你看起来是个小硬汉
481
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有点象花岗岩 过来 花岗岩
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我明白 我也这样
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慢慢来
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看来Mike也不是什么都不爱的
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