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翻译: 墨西阿布 橙味果珍 ts
校对: 代班刷刷
时间轴: 定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源 第三季第21集
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每段婚姻都有三场经典争吵
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我们当然也有
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我们该换张床了
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我们不需要换床
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你确定?
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不需要?
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你试试下床
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- 什么?
- 马上
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你试试从床上下去
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家里着火了
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快 快!
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看吧
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太晚了
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你死了
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Frankie 我们不会换床的
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我们刚买了台新洗碗机
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噢 说的没错
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我们应该每二十年换样新东西
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真的 Mike 这张床简直就是刑台
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我们早上需要有个起床的理由
腰痛这个理由就不错
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就算真的想换 我们也买不起
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不会的 买得起
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我想过了
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Ginny阿姨给我的钱还剩点儿
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你觉得她会希望我把钱
全浪费在账单上吗?
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那不是她想看到的 Mike
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我了解Ginny阿姨 她会希望你
把钱都浪费在喝酒上
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我想要张新床
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我们需要一张新床
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我想要把卧室变成一个圣地
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又来了
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她总是想改变
而他希望一成不变
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听着 我在优惠床业看到一张
很可爱的床 下面有抽屉
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床头板上还有可以
用来放东西的小格子
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我们不需要那么多地方来放东西
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再说我们究竟有什么东西可放的?
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那个从万圣节就放在
你床头柜的旧创可贴?
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你想要拿它出来展览吗?
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嘿 我也有值钱东西的
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只不过被掩埋在了这些乱七八糟的
东西里 所以看上去没那么好了
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它完全是上得了台面的
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这周是学校的总统健康成长计划周
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你们不会真的要我再次
忍受那样的羞辱了吧?
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会的
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你看看 我们就在这玩意儿上睡觉
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你看看吧
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毒窟用的床垫都比我们好
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挺好的呀
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翻个面就好
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没第三面可翻了 是吧?
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嘿
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我能问一下你们关于
社团年鉴照片的事情吗?
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她为什么要跟我们说话?
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我不知道
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我这么问是因为我是
摔跤拉拉队的 这很奇怪...
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但我们从来没有拍过照片
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摔跤拉拉队?
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我们有这个组吗?
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我觉得没有啊
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那是干嘛的?
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我们为摔跤队的选手加油
偶尔也帮他们洗洗衣服
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有摔跤队吗?
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你知道吗?
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不知道 但我会打听一下看有没有
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有的
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我们有摔跤队 我就是他们的拉拉队
而且我们该为年鉴拍照片
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我不想对你太差 因为
我们刚来了反霸凌研讨会
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但是你刚刚说的摔跤助威什么的
这个我们真没有
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抱歉
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Sue不是唯一一个在学校受难的人
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Brick正开始经历年度最可怕周的第一天
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听好了 各位
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总统健康成长计划的
第一项测试是俯卧撑
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你们有一分钟的时间
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开始!
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打扰一下 Bratton老师
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我叫Sue Heck 我想
因为您是年鉴的顾问
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您应该可以告诉我摔跤拉拉队的
年鉴照片要什么时候去拍
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摔跤拉拉队?
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从来没听说过
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我们是摔跤社的拉拉队
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随便了
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已经没用了
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年鉴已经送去印刷了
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不 稍等一下
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它怎么可能已经送去印刷了?
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我连我的个人照都还没拍呢
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要是我没说清楚的话很抱歉
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我的意思是"它已经送去印刷了"
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别走 拜托 您不明白
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初中年鉴已经从来没我的份了
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结果现在同样的悲剧又在上演了
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听着 听着 你显然
对事物有自己的见解
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或许你该找辅导员谈谈
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辅导员?
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我们还有辅导员?
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噢 您好像很忙
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我可以晚点再来的
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扭伤找护士 那儿有电暖板
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早退找旷课统计办
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校车问题找总办公室
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不是
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我其实是想找辅导员
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真的?
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你真的是来找我的?
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哦 您可能今天已经排满了 但是...
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我查一下
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真想不到
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我想我可以挤时间给你
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进来 进来
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坐 坐
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Jane Marsh
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辅导员
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Sue Heck 迷茫的新生
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那么 Sue...
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你需要哪方面的辅导?
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同龄人压力...
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自尊心不足...
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暴饮暴食...
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吃不够...
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偷吃?
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不不不 都不是
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只是...
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高中比我想象的要困难得多
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读写困难?
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不用 谢谢
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我以为高中会非常的不同
所以我尝试了许多事情
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但一件也没有做成...
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于是我就自己弄了一个
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摔跤拉拉队 结果季赛结束了
它为我带来了男朋友
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然后他搬走了 可我们
发誓会让我们的爱情长存
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结果没成 现在 连年鉴都没我的份了
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这就好像这一整年从没存在过似的
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我这是心灵受创
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让我来告诉你吧 Sue
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你看到我现在这样或许不相信
但我完全明白被人忽视的感觉
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真的?
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多年以前 我也是这里的一个学生
并且同样没有任何人知道我的存在
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而我是这唯一的黑人!
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更糟糕的是 我还戴着牙箍
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咬合不正
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我也是!
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噢 现在变成反颌咬合了
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他们矫正过头了
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好吧 重点是
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你必须挺住 宝贝
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我的天呐
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我房间里就贴了这张海报
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那张写着"相信自己" 上面还有
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阳光照在水面上的海报?
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- 是呀
- 没错! 我储物柜里的就是这张
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我的贴在镜子上了
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听着 过去并不能说明你是谁
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往事已矣
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今天也行将结束 所以
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慢着 慢着
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我想把你的话写下来
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你希望自己明天成为谁?
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这 我的朋友 完全取决于你
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谢谢您 Marsh老师
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这真是非常棒的辅导
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Sue 你想带点
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鼓舞人心的口号贴纸吗?
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还用说吗?
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拜
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嗯
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这个好舒服
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我都感觉不到你在旁边
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好像我一个人似的
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我喜欢它弹性适中
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他晚上总起夜
很难不感觉到1米9的人起床 对吧?
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Frankie
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她什么事都讲
他什么也不说
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怎么了?
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没必要什么都告诉他
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他是床品专家 Mike
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咱们得全盘交代
这样才能选到合适的床
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天啊 那次你也不想告诉医生...
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能不能住嘴?
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他不喜欢改变
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我们想把卧室改成圣地
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是啊 近来很盛行
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听到了吧? 他就不懂
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- 能不能不要在这里说这些?
- 哪些?
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大谈特谈个人生活
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这床我们买了
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我们能买完走人吗?
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- 可以 太好了
- 那就好
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太好了 马上让二位结账走人
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相信你们肯定很忙
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需要延长保修吗?
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不要
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- 组装和配送费共50元
- 不要
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旧床垫移除服务?
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想得美 不要
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替你省省时间吧
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都是"不要"
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他看医生时就这样 所以他才得了...
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Frankie!
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皮疹
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晚饭做好了
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等等
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我等着和总统通话
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床怎么样了?
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还没拆包装
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Sue 把薯片递过来
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Brick 吃饭了
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他等着和总统通话呢
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他觉得能说服总统取消体测
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太好了
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我被转接去酒精烟草火器局了
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烟草
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一想到圣地就好兴奋
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等等
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那不是关疯子的地方吗?
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没错
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Sue 薯片
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你们可能注意到了
别人叫我Sue我不回应
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那是因为我不再叫Sue了
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Mike 你来处理吗?
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我只是觉得我的名字
没有体现我个人特点
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或者我明天希望变成的样子
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所以我决定把名字改成...
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Suki
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所以你还没被嘲笑够?
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好好想想
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当然没有哪个老师会记住叫Sue的人
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但他们会记住Suki
好比当他们面对一长串人名
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要从中选取演员或者队员
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哪个名字吸引眼球?
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Suki!
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你知道么?
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我喜欢
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真的?
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谢谢你 Axl
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不客气 烂人
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是Suki
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抱歉 呕像
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Suki!
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知道了 便便
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Suki
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够了
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不许改名字
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你叫Sue
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那是你的名字
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我们很用心起的
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但Marsh女士说我可以变为我想要的样子
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Marsh女士是谁?
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那个辅导员?
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我给你支一招
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别去找辅导员
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太逊了
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和她谈过之后 我真的觉得一切皆有可能
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好吧
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如果你真的想让我们叫你Suki
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那我们就照办 Suki
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一时兴起而已
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要是Sue能起新名字 我们也得有
从现在起 我要叫"摇滚明星"
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老妈叫"唠叨婆" 老爸叫...
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还是老爸
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你们都知道 Sue是左撇子
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但Suki是右撇子
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Suki头发偏分
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而且 Suki总在耳朵后别着笔
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因为Suki喜欢把一天里的趣事记下来
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用右手写
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你知道Suki还做什么吗?
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把薯片递过来
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粉乐意
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Suki就是这么说"很乐意"的
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听着 我读过宪法 里面没有规定
总统有强制推行俯卧撑的权力
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干嘛要麻烦总统?
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咬咬牙完成它
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很丢人的
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拜托 没那么糟
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都做过俯卧撑了
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你做了几个?
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大概四分之一个
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一直在俯卧 从未撑起来
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知道Suki另外很酷的一点是什么吗?
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她不像Sue那样为琐事焦虑
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于是我决定向Suki学习
突然间 所有这些疯狂行为都不再重要
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因为我知道短短几小时后
我就待在舒服的圣地里好好放松了
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打住
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几晚和Sue胡扯后 抱歉
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是Suki
我对Mike改造圣地的进度不耐烦了
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该死的 这玩意儿根本装不进去
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求你了 打客服电话吧
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不行
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为什么?
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友好的客服代表随时恭候
为我们提供帮助
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在这儿写着呢
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我知道怎么组装床
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已经过去两天了
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很显然你不会
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不许打电话
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就这么定了
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天啊
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你从来不...
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他从来不向人求助
她对此唠叨个不停
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向人求助
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为什么? 为什么你就不能向人求助呢?
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好吧
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我现在求助了
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给我5/8寸的扳手
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这把?
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什么?
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5/8寸的
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是这把?
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5/8寸的
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我听到了
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我不知道哪个才是
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右边的那把
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右边 右边的
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我去拨号
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我要打 现在就打
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Frankie 放下电话
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不行 给过你机会了
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现在轮到我了
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把电话给我
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- 不行 拖得太久了
- 别人没必要知道咱家的事
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要等6小时52分
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算你走运
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这是什么?
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是的
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谢谢你 Sanjit
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我需要你的帮助
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事情是这样的
我丈夫不想买任何新东西
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但我从Ginny阿姨那儿得到笔钱
所以我想把卧室改成圣地
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我们有三个孩子 家里总是乱糟糟的
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你担心什么?
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只是引体向上
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Axl 你和总统都不明白
大家会笑话我的
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老兄 你能行的
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你看着才3磅重
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物理原理而已
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看我的
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学着点
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要是你能这样 看他们还敢笑你?
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天呐!
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不! 开门! 快开门!
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Brick! Brick!
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尽管Sue和Suki有诸多差别
但她们却有一个亮瞎了的共同点
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她们都是Sue
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不好意思 Lambert老师
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如果您不介意的话
从现在起 我希望您能叫我Suki
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当然可以了
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同学们 我要向大家介绍一位
新的国际交流生 Suki
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不
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我不是...
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请坐
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那张桌子是空的
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我知道
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它空着是因为我刚刚
从那儿起来跟你讲话
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你的英文说得真好 Suki
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我们希望能多多了解你的国家
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我想告诉你们 从现在起
你们可以叫我Suki
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不好意思
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什么?
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你感染了Suki?
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天呐 我听说过
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这种病是接触猪或禽类引起的
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不不不
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对不起
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我们是拉拉队队长 人们都希望我们
能看着漂亮 所以我们不能生病
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她有碰你吗?
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00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,400
- 我们应该去护士那里看看
- 没错
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同学们请注意
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校内报告一起Suki病
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为了预防安全 希望大家仔细洗手
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不要分享食物 谢谢
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你好 Sue
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你好 Marsh老师
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我太不明白了
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00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:52,770
我试了你说的 去做自己想做的人
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我把名字改成了Suki
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我换了发型
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我用右手写字 但一切都更糟了
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我本来只是被忽略
现在被当成一种亚洲流感了
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Sue 我从来都没让你改变自己
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听着 我也不指望你全理解
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你是一个 一流的辅导员
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你觉得我就没有烦恼了?
387
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:23,540
我的办公室在地下室
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没人知道我在这儿 其他老师都不知道
还有我的停车位
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上面标着 辅导员/访客
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如果有访客 我就得停到街上去...
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但这就是生活 Sue
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你和我 我们都要克服它
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你知道为什么我不担心你吗?
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为什么?
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因为你很独特
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真的吗?
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我一直都是这么觉得的
但别人好像不很理解
398
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高中并不适合独特的人 Sue
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我觉得也是
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好的
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或许明年我会上年鉴吧
402
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:13,870
你真的那么介意上不上年鉴?
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真的
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那我们就得果断教训教训某人
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做成事
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你兴奋吗?
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我很兴奋终于装好了
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我爱这床
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你才不爱呢
410
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,540
你的头都伸到柜子里了
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00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:53,580
我觉得是你装得不对
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我装得绝对没错
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我还装对了两次
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真的吗? 反正也不得而知了
因为你都不肯叫Sanjit帮忙
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我说了 我不需要帮忙
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承认吧 Frankie
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这床太呆了
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00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,200
我们应该留着旧的那张
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00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,540
真抱歉我希望改善我们的生活
想把卧室变成一个圣地
420
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,040
圣所?
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你知道你住哪儿吗?
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00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,650
圣所这词看了一眼我们的房子
就转身溜走了
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00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,270
你总是这样 Mike
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00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:20,280
我试图改变一件小事
你就疯了 就像上次我换番茄酱一样
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只不过是番茄酱!
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00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,360
以前的番茄酱很好吃
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我很高兴 你永远不会有这种感觉...
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00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,890
- 你
- 因为你永远都不满足...
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00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:28,760
你总是嚷嚷着要改变
430
00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,320
你知道吗 当我告诉Nancy Donahue
你不想换新床的时候
431
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,740
你怎么什么都和Nancy Donahue说?
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因为她是我的朋友
433
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换成是你 就没有人会
知道一点我们的事了
434
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:39,020
所以这才叫私事啊!
435
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,980
你就是这样 一直是这样
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是你一直这样
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- 什么?!
- 这样
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"我要一个圣所"
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00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,650
"学串珠就能改变人生了"
440
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:48,930
"我们得去一个新的教堂"
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00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:51,920
"接待一个国际交流生
能让我们家庭更和睦"
442
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,020
"我们得少对孩子们发火"
443
00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,510
"我们得多对孩子们发发火!"
444
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你有无数个计划想要改善生活
Frankie 但这些都是没用的
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00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,690
醒醒吧 女人
446
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什么都没变好!
447
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就这样了!
448
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:07,350
至少我尝试了 你有支持我吗 没有
449
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,830
好的 Pat
450
00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:12,200
你这个狗娘...
451
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,190
他把她比作她娘
她让他后悔这么做
452
00:18:16,190 --> 00:18:20,200
我可没说只吵三场架
这只是三场典型的架
453
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,580
别的争吵还多着呢
454
00:18:22,580 --> 00:18:26,660
现在 这潘多拉的盒子一开
我和Mike就要统统吵一遍
455
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,260
天呐 Farrar老师居然吸烟?
456
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:36,820
对不起 教师休息室是教工专用的
457
00:18:36,830 --> 00:18:39,020
我就是教工
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我可不觉得
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你是那个新司机的教练吗?
460
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,750
我是Jane Marsh 是辅导员
461
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:48,070
我们还有辅导员?
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是的 有
463
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我每周一早上都会带柠檬饼
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就放在那儿 还留了纸条
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写着 一周愉快
466
00:18:56,650 --> 00:18:59,560
不 我确信柠檬饼是Barbara做的
467
00:18:59,570 --> 00:19:01,280
不是Barbara带的柠檬饼吗?
468
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,130
- 是啊 是Barbara
- 没错
469
00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:08,260
Bratton老师 我要跟你谈谈年鉴的事
这个女孩儿
470
00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:12,340
对不起 我们正准备给Colleen庆生
471
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:13,950
- 是的
- 新的代数课代课老师
472
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,030
没开玩笑吧?
473
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,420
代课老师都有生日蛋糕?
474
00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,960
我在这干了十七年
475
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,670
从来都没有蛋糕
476
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,660
你是谁来着?
477
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,400
我是辅导员!
478
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:28,300
就算是因为预算削减
我只有周二周四上班
479
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:35,300
也不等于我不是学校的重要一员
从现在起 我要求你们尊重我
480
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:39,730
我要一个更大的 近一点的车位
上面要写着我的名字
481
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:45,060
我生日的时候也要蛋糕
顺便提醒 我的生日是十一月十三号
482
00:19:45,070 --> 00:19:48,340
我要你们所有人记住我的名字
483
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:53,570
在那个阴森森的地下室
大厅里坐着一个女人
484
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:57,100
她的名字叫Jane Marsh!
485
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:08,690
感觉真爽
486
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,430
啊对了 你的事
487
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:18,220
这个姑娘要上年鉴
488
00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:19,730
已经印刷了
489
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:23,110
那就取消
490
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:34,480
没错 世界可以无视一个Sue Heck
但不能无视两个
491
00:20:34,490 --> 00:20:40,290
我想 重点是 你无法改变自己
就像我改变不了Mike 他也改变不了我
492
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:43,150
我也不明白为什么
我们那么多年来还在尝试
493
00:20:43,150 --> 00:20:48,750
也许就因为婚姻太久 要是不吵架
那你们就真的没什么好说的了
494
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:54,140
至少我们家 还是有人欢迎改变的
至于Brick
495
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:58,590
他没有得到总统豁免
但他还是从挑战里学到了东西
496
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:02,320
那就是 被嘲笑和引大家笑是不同的
497
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,410
好嘞
498
00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:05,960
大家准备好数一百个
499
00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:10,630
Sue最后也上了年鉴
叫Sue Heck 不是Suki
500
00:21:10,830 --> 00:21:11,660
我们成功了!
501
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,210
我有自己的单页了
502
00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:14,630
我要看看 让我看看
503
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:21,370
事实证明 为了以防万一有人死了
他们总是会留一页
504
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:21,220
{\a6}悼念Sue Heck "英年早逝"
505
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:22,420
没人死掉
506
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:27,430
他们说翻印的时候会改的
但正如他们所说 都已经付印了
507
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:28,630
太好了!
508
00:21:28,630 --> 00:21:29,920
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