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翻译: 墨西阿布 橙味果珍
校对: 黄沙舞风
时间轴: 定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源 第三季第22集
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春季最初的温暖
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在被禁锢了整整一个寒冬之后
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全美国的孩子们都为
能到外面游戏感到兴奋不已
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只有一个例外
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来吧 Brick
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今天天气很好
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到外面去
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你为什么要惩罚我?
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这不是在惩罚你
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你应该想到外面去玩的
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不用了 谢谢
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好吧 那就当我是在惩罚你 到外面去
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不许带书
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小屁孩在外面能做什么啊?
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不知道 追逐 嬉戏
用棍子戳东西...
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Tina Rafferty呢?
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她有伴了吗?
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和Brian Dalton一起去
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那个美国历史课坐在
后面的六指姑娘呢?
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那个梳着鸡冠头的滑冰男邀请她了
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你们能不能别再说那白痴舞会了?
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已有对象的人站着说话不腰疼
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怪咖Ashley不是我对象好吗?
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她是个巫婆 是她蒙骗我
照着她的奇思怪想去行动
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舞会肯定烂透了
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我干嘛就非得找个伴儿?
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这压力太大了
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我又不想搞什么舞会燃情剧
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我只想跳舞
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你不会现在就跳舞吧?
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不是
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我要去尿尿
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要知道 如果我真要邀请谁
去舞会的话 那也是Emily Anderson
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- Emily
- 是呀
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我在我爸妈的圣诞晚会上
做了一些主要的准备工作
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可是后来我变得很忙
没能完成大计
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我只是希望能有什么办法让我可以...
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让她在舞会后对我还有兴趣
这样才不会错失良机
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她真的美翻了
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别人会邀请她的...
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某人 譬如...
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你
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什么?
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慢着 这计划很完美
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听我说好吗?
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你带她去舞会替我留住她
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就像是点了暂停键 直到
我完成未完之事
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拜托 老兄
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我就肯定会为了你
和你喜欢的辣妹约会的
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好吧 但买胸花的钱我们平摊
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行
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现在我们只要
给Darrin找个伴就行了
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不用操心了
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我有伴儿了
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是呀 没错
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你做了什么? 约了个
在去厕所的路上遇到的路人甲吗?
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Darrin
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你喜欢这个颜色吗?
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要是你想和我配衣服
我考虑穿条洋红色的裙子
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我只是个新生却要去舞会了!
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好吧 Edie阿姨
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我终于带她散完步了
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她排泄了好大一滩 所以...
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我给她换个尿片 把我的手
消消毒 然后就要走了
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搞什么... Edie阿姨!
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Edie阿姨...
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不用了 谢谢亲爱的
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我一点也吃不下了
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Edie阿姨 我已经不确定
你独居在这行不行了
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我很担心你
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我才担心你呢
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你要是不会做饭的话
就永远找不到男人了
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你要是觉得困惑的话
你可以随时打我们电话
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记得我们给你拿来的这部新电话吗?
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上面有我 Janet还有妈妈的照片
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你任何时候需要帮忙
或者你只是想和我聊天
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你唯一需要做的只是按一下我的脸
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喂?
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我不明白你怎么想要这个 爸
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不能用了
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你永远不知道自己
什么时候会需要个后备
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你花园里已经有6个报废的洗碗机了
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现在我有7个了
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把它吊到我的卡车上 我就不烦你了
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慢着 我来吧
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噢 别 我不想给你添麻烦
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这不麻烦 爸
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你要是搬它的时候心脏病犯了
那才是麻烦呢
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别刮到了
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嗨 爸
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嗨 大Mike爷爷
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你好呀 Brick
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我找到一支四叶草
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这代表好运
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看到没 Brick?
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你把书放下了一会儿
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我现在可以回屋了吗?
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好吧
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等等
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你脖子上是什么?
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看上去好像是一只壁虱
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什么?
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没关系的
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用镊子拿掉 再涂点
乳膏之类的上去就行了
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要是太深 就去找医生
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医生? 你觉得找医生有什么用?
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我现在就帮他把它烧出来
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是呀
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我不太喜欢我脖子里把虫子灼烧出来
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什么地方都不喜欢...
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放轻松 爸
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我们能搞定
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那好吧 不过要是头留在里面了
你知道后果的
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我不知道!
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后果会怎样?
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我以前总要帮你们把壁虱弄出来
你不是还活得好好的吗?
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我不会从我儿子身体里面
烧出来或切出什么东西来的 好吗?
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你什么时候变得那么软弱了?
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我猜我一直想要个女儿的
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爸 够了
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我只是说 那是...
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我不是这么把你养大的
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别再提你怎么把我养大的了
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你根本就很少在我身边好吗?
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你并不是那么称职的父亲
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呃 我猜...
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这里没什么事了
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我是时候回去了
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谢谢你的洗碗机
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喂?
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我还在好奇要是头
埋里面会有什么后果
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头埋里面
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为什么? 为什么
你要约我妹妹去舞会?
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我不知道
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她很好啊
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她有着乐天的性格
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老兄 你说的可是我妹妹
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那你应该明白我的意思
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不 Darrin
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我不懂
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我不懂为什么你会觉得
和我妹妹约会是件很好的事
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这不是约会
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我只是想找个人一起跳舞
一个聊得来的人 她也是
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你真应该找时间了解她一下
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事实上她很棒的
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快住口吧
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喂?
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哪位打电话?
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你打的 Edie阿姨
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你又打电话给我了
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你有什么需要吗?
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好吧 那我就不缠着你了
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我要怎么挂电话?
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那个红色的钮
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按一下红色按钮
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明白
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喂?
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红色的钮
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红钮 红钮 红钮
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她找到红色的钮了?
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我不知道 我先找到我的了
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我们不能再这样下去了
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我们必须找个人照顾Edie阿姨
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要不然 她可能得搬来这儿住
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使劲找
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我很担心 Mike
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她差点把家给烧了
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噢 那样的话 千万别让她搬到这儿来
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我有个非常坏的消息
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这儿全是坏消息了
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因为预算缩减 图书馆关了
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不是吧
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那可是你夏天免费的大保姆啊
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我到底怎么了?
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先是壁虱 然后图书馆关了...
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现在被纸划伤
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自从我找到这个四叶草
我的生活就变得乱七八糟的
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认真想想 这真是唯一可能的解释了
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这支四叶草是个魔鬼
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魔鬼
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那个在你爸摔伤屁股时
照顾他的那个女人怎么样?
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他还记得她的名字吗?
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我不会再和我爸说话了
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哦 天呐
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你本来就不怎么跟他说话吧?
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嘿 Brick
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你永远猜不到我在外面找到了什么
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你弄丢但被我找到了 这是多幸运啊?
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嘿 我们要面试一大堆人 想找个人
照顾Edie阿姨 可我找不到咖啡杯了
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你见到过吗?
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感谢你的帮忙
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这怎么不算是帮忙了?
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我去拿杯子
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可碗橱里没有了 所以我想
"妈妈最没可能用的是什么?"
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量杯
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不用客气
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Axl 学校里的人是说
"去舞会"还是"去那个舞会"?
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我两种都听到过
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Darrin怎么说的?
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我们或许应该统一说法
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我的天呀
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你应该说你不会
和Darrin一起去舞会
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这是逆天的
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你是怎么了?
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这又不是说我们要乱搞啊什么的
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呃 谢谢你的描绘
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再说 我就算真要对你的哪个朋友
发花痴 那也绝对会是Sean
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你是想让我吐吗?
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不过...
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我想 要是Darrin和我真的合适
我们可能最后会结婚呢
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然后我就成了Sue夫人
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加上Darrin的姓
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你和我关系就变亲了
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我们本来就很亲了
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那就是亲上加亲了
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噢 不要啊! 不要啊!
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- 不要 不要 不要 不要
- 圣诞节你得到我们家来
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我不会再和你说话了 闭嘴
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嘿 嘿 嘿
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Edie阿姨的面试会已经开始了
所以 除非你们想帮忙 否则就清场
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话说你真应该对我好点的
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要不然我就永远不让小Darrin
或者Amanda见他们的Axl舅舅了!
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你为什么想要申请护理Edie阿姨?
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我在广告里看到 她很喜欢抽烟喝酒
于是我想"这个老太太喜欢派对"
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广告上说我会有自己的房间
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我就是热爱老太太们
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有一点得先说明了
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我不会做饭 所以...
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你有什么经验?
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开派对方面?
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无数
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没什么经验
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那么 她永远不会进我的房间吧?
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永远不会?
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要我说 越老越好
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另一点需要注意的
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我也不会打扫
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你对我们有什么问题吗?
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她在磕什么药?
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有好东西吗?
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她拥有怎样的安保系统?
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我的意思是 我...
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我爱老女人
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很爱
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这么多优秀的应聘者
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真是难以选择啊
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抱歉 Axl 我不能和你去舞会了
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真的?
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Fred Fredman邀请我了
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他在"龙与地下城"中的角色
是九级魔法师 所以...
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{\a6}龙与地下城 角色扮演游戏
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好的
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没关系
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祝你们玩的开心
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多谢了 Fred Fredman
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我解放了
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不错啊
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现在我得找到Emily 告诉她地位提升了
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Sean
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真够哥们儿
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太感谢你为了冰封她 伙计
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是啊
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冰稍微融化了
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我妈已经打电话给她妈妈 安排了照相...
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再说我们已经卿卿我我了
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什么?
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不!
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太不仗义了
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我在她身上下了好大功夫的
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你是说当你约怪咖Ashley去舞会的时候?
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我没邀请她
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我被骗了
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真不敢相信你这么对我
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我以为咱俩是兄弟呢
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兄弟
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你不能让他放弃舞伴
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别再叫我兄弟
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兄弟不会邀请兄弟的妹妹去舞会
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除了我大家都有伴儿
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实在不行你可以给我们当电灯泡
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当然我先得和Sue说一声 不过...
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等一下
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有新点子了
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每年舞会都会发生什么?
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宝宝降生?
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那是去年
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不是 想想吧
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情侣分手
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总有女生跑去厕所大哭
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绝对靠谱
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我走上前 让她靠在我帅气的肩膀上哭泣
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真乃泡妞良机
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伙计 你太有才了
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可不是
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Ax侠单身去舞会喽
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当心了 你们这些有舞伴的笨蛋
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我将称霸舞会
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给你
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要糖吗?
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哦 不了 谢谢
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这样挺好
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所以你喜欢照顾人?
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我想你不喜欢也没办法
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你看到我们出的价钱了
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我把照顾人视为荣幸
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我觉得人们没有意识到
我们从年迈的亲人那里可以学到好多
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当然他们时常让人泄气
总觉得自己无所不知 但到头来
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你会原谅他们
因为他们是家人 你爱他们
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而且他们不会总在身边 是吧?
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- 我记得我父亲去世前 有一天...
- 好吧
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很显然Mike不需要再了解什么了
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我觉得你也很不错 所以...
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除非你还有问题...
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说实话 我有个问题
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你的Edie阿姨不抽烟吧?
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因为我实在讨厌别人抽烟
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她或许...
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时不时抽一根
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她愿意戒烟吗?
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你愿意学抽烟吗?
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嘿 老爸
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那天你过来的时候 我知道我...
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说了些什么
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没留意啊
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我想你注意到了
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我想我要...
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我要说的是 对不起
330
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大老远跑来为了说对不起?
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是的 老爸
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没错
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你真的是变软弱了
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就这样
335
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嘿 老妈
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考虑到这是我的第一次重大的高中舞会
337
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我想和你约法三章 免得你担心
338
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哦 没错 我是要和你约法三章呢
339
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:36,540
我特意去潮流青年网站
340
00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:39,770
看了他们关于宵禁时间的讨论
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根据经验 要11点回家
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除非你得到家长信任 那样的话 可以到午夜
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你信任我吗? 老妈
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我相信你 但不放心Darrin 他太蠢了
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11点见
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妈 在图书馆永久关闭之前要还这些书
347
00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:02,790
我想提前通知你 免得太着急
348
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,990
还有14分钟
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Brick
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别怪我
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00:14:06,580 --> 00:14:07,900
去怪四叶草
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00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,340
13分钟了
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让它响吧
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00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,810
奥森公共图书馆
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嗨 Dot奶奶
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00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,790
你好 Brick
357
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,410
真难过 不是吗?
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00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,430
最后一次还书
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是啊
360
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:26,260
我和这个箱子有过许多美好时光
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00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:28,720
我喜欢装作我在喂它
362
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:32,910
嘿 老妈
363
00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:35,150
能捎Dot奶奶一程吗?
364
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:37,190
Brick 我手头一堆老太太的问题
365
00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,580
没工夫再管别人...
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你好
367
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,760
快上车
368
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:48,900
以后不能在图书馆给孩子们念书了
你以后有什么打算 Dot奶奶?
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00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,670
我真的不清楚
370
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:54,340
他们宣布要关门时我真是惊讶
371
00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:56,040
太可惜了
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00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:56,790
那些...
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也许我周二和周四上班迟到一会儿
我就能看看Edie阿姨
374
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,350
一切都在改变
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00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:08,330
我之前一直照看我姐姐 但最近她去世了
376
00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:11,260
我寻思着能不能把她藏到地下室里
377
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,320
那儿有电视
378
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,080
过节时她可以上来
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00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,920
是啊 我姐姐走了
380
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,500
图书馆关门了
381
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,520
我现在一个人住 有一大把空闲时间
382
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:26,890
这老太太能不能别再唠叨
好让我想个法子?
383
00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:32,160
亲爱的 你介意我抽支烟吗?
384
00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:39,480
我不想话说的太早 Mike
不过我或许解决掉Edie阿姨难题了
385
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,680
太好了 少两个老人不用我们操心
我受够我爸了
386
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,320
勺子到底在哪儿?
387
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,040
洗碗机里找了吗?
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00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:48,580
洗碗机
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就是它
390
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:51,110
我们的东西肯定都在那儿
391
00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,440
咱们把东西落在旧洗碗机里了
392
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,650
去你爸那儿把东西拿回来
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00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:55,330
不要
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00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,580
我不回去
395
00:15:56,580 --> 00:16:00,320
好吧 那我们下半辈子就没勺子可用了
396
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,130
我没问题
397
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:36,230
你跳的真不错
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00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,470
谢谢
399
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,690
我有练习过
400
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,850
体育馆看着真迷人
401
00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,880
大家看起来也很迷人
402
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,830
真是个迷人的夜晚
403
00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:52,520
奥森舞会 迷人之夜
404
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,120
嘿
405
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,480
听说你被怪咖Ashley给甩了
406
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,220
我才没被她甩
407
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:07,400
对于本不该发生的事情
宇宙会自行修正 所以...
408
00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,240
嘿 Heather
409
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,300
自己拿汽水?
410
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:13,800
哎呦
411
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,080
我以为Gleen会更体贴呢
412
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:20,370
真遗憾他没有给你
这样的美女应有的关爱
413
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:24,860
希望你们能解决矛盾 如果不行
而你需要找人倾诉
414
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:27,360
或者找个肩膀哭泣...
415
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,060
怎么了?
416
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:38,270
好了 Brick
417
00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,530
去拿吧
418
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:41,160
你不帮我?
419
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:42,980
我留下
420
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:44,330
你去
421
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,090
四叶草
422
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,020
嗨 大Mike爷爷
423
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,860
爸爸说让我来拿旧洗碗机里的盘子
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00:17:58,860 --> 00:17:59,920
去吧
425
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:04,100
看来你爸爸终于让你自己做事情了
426
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,620
知道么 老爸
427
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,820
如果你对我养儿之道有意见
428
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:12,560
干嘛不说出来?
429
00:18:12,970 --> 00:18:14,150
轮不到我来说
430
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,260
那是你的孩子
431
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,440
是啊 没错
432
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,560
- 是我的孩子 你得...
- 愚蠢的四叶草
433
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,000
Brick Brick!
434
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,350
干什么呢?
435
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,380
小心点
436
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,090
怎么了?
437
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,720
没什么
438
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:32,190
没错 你是对的
439
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:32,960
你是对的
440
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,510
那太软弱了
441
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:35,420
Brick
442
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:36,610
别用锤子了
443
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:38,580
用链锯如何?
444
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,870
来 我给你发动起来
445
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,880
我都不被允许用电动牙刷
446
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,170
你担心什么?
447
00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:48,280
你爸爸在你这个年纪就用链锯了
448
00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,570
不 你知道吗?
449
00:18:49,570 --> 00:18:51,400
链锯是给懦夫用的
450
00:18:51,410 --> 00:18:52,850
咱能做的更好吧 老爸?
451
00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:54,740
那个 喷灯怎么样?
452
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:58,650
小男孩学习用喷灯没什么不好
453
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,240
来吧 Brick
454
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,200
你爷爷要把教你成男子汉
455
00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,190
谢了 不过我现在还是当小孩吧
456
00:19:04,190 --> 00:19:04,820
来嘛
457
00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:07,250
只是3000度的高温
458
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,400
没什么可怕的
459
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,770
爷爷说没问题了
460
00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:13,570
只要教他如何正确使用
我觉得没什么大不了
461
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,580
好吧 要怎么样呢? Brick
462
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:17,400
链锯还是喷灯?
463
00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:19,200
玩火还是玩刀?
464
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:28,220
也许四叶草不是厄运的源头
465
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,940
也许和基因有关
466
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,600
至少我知道我该留下四叶草
467
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:37,630
它们挺稀有的
468
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,170
哪儿去了?
469
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:49,760
天啊
470
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,750
真不敢相信他在电话里甩了她
471
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,140
是啊 太无情了
472
00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:55,530
真替她难过
473
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,310
什么是运气?
474
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:19,170
有这回事吗?
475
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,560
也许运气就是
你需要时 有个人在那里
476
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:28,840
如果你走运的话 也许不只一个人
477
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:34,600
你不是要一整晚找他的破四叶草吧?
478
00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:38,020
你小时候我可不会替你做这个
479
00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,620
我知道
480
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:46,380
等等 儿子
481
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:50,020
我这儿也许还有把手电
482
00:20:58,820 --> 00:21:02,870
至于Edie阿姨 她的同伴头脑清醒
483
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,250
而她腿脚灵活
484
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,550
我要拿什么来着?
485
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:12,780
遥控器 烟灰缸 还要关掉煤气灶
486
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,120
是啊 没错
487
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,900
如果那还不是运气 我不知道那是什么
488
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,300
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