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翻译: 墨西阿布 橙味果珍 ts
校对: 黄沙舞风
时间轴: 定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第三季 第23集
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自从盘古开天地以来
孩子们就想逃避惩罚
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我们家的也不例外
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爽... 爆... 了!
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长话短说 我还是很讨厌躲避球
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你呢 Axl? 你今天过得怎样?
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就那样
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再过两年我们就要把你放入社会了
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所以给你点小贴士
"就那样"不能用来回答任何问题
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好吧 上学 写作业
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就那样呗
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说到作业 下次你想把我们的
办公椅拿到外面大路上去的时候
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你可能得先去车管局上个牌照
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你做了什么?
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那椅子是我刚买的
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你可能会被自己害死的 Axl
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就是 这点也是
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那很安全的
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我系上了蹦极绳 还有
Darrin老爸睡衣上的腰带
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再说你是怎么知道的?
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我要跟你说多少次?
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妈妈什么都知道
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你再做这样的事 就别想
跟Sean和Darrin去湖边了
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不行!
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你不能禁止我去湖边
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我整个冬天都在练我的腹肌
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我没有禁止 现在还没
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要是你想去湖边 就别再做蠢事
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主动权在你
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主动权哪里在我了?
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而且并不只是你觉得
会搞砸的孩子会出问题
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有时候好孩子也会出问题
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于是第二天晚上 我们坐在
同样的位置面对着另一个孩子
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我只是不明白我为什么非得学会
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除了体育课 我还有
什么时候需要躲避一个球?
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你必须挺过去 Brick
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在我念四年级的时候 我被球打到头
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更糟的是 我当时戴着我妈的耳环
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可能从我不问自取的那一刻
就注定要遭此报应了
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好啦! 对不起我拿了你的耳环
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我知道你知道
所以拜托别再折磨我了
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我当然知道
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要瞒过我 你不只得给地毯顺毛
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你要什么时候才能明白
她后脑上也长了眼睛这事?
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几根手指?
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三
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对不起 妈妈
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我只是想试试看
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Brad和我正在商场进行我们的
"保持清醒 开车时不发短信"的演出
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而我演的是一个认为
这规定无稽的商场女强人
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在这里 那些规定适用于你
可你却没有遵守 这是要付出代价的
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是呀
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我觉得我们应该抽她一顿
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我要抽屁股和脸
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你说得对
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抱歉我拿了耳环
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我不吃晚饭回房自省了
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我要拿着晚饭回房去了
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坐下
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现在你们都把牛奶给喝了
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今天过期了
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没错 吓人感觉很好
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绝对胜过被别人吓
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好啦 听着 废物们
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以免你们搞不清状况 这里不是停车场
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你们可以切实把外面那些车卖掉
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别跟我抱怨经济状况
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我老婆吸毒的弟弟
刚找到工作 经济又好了
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现在我想听听大家的想法
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Pete? 没有
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Bob 没有
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金鱼脸 没有!
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先生 那位是客户
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印第500系列赛就快开始了
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不如我们在停车场弄个
广播站 现场转播赛事
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很有趣
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Pete 不如你用男人的声音把刚刚那些话
重复一下 好让我看看是否喜欢?
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我可以来重复 先生
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我说的是"男人的声音"
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那什么
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算了
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我爱死这个想法了
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印第500系列赛
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我们做现场广播 并保证
5天内卖出500辆车 要是做不到
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那都是你的错
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- 但是
- 没有"但是"
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现在去个人把车卖给金鱼脸
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Axl?
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我能找你帮忙吗?
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当然 干嘛不行?
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- 你能不能
- 不能
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Brad和我真的需要明天能有人
送我们去商场表演"安全驾驶 不发短信"
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这关系到人们的性命
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拜托你能不能送我们去?
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你能给我做个三明治吗?
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好吧
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然后他说...
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没有"但是"!
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现在去卖辆车给金鱼脸
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谁是金鱼脸?
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一个顾客
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这不是重点
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他长得像鱼?
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我们需要在3:45到达商场
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祝你好运
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Axl
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干嘛?
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我说"你能给我做个三明治吗?"
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又没说我送你们去
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这太不公平了
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好吧
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给我拿点薯片
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他有水泡眼吗?
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是这种类型的吗?
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我不知道
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他就是像鱼 好吗?
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重点是我没有时间去卖500辆车
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我这礼拜有很多事要做
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我周五要去Brick的学校参加家长之夜
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谢谢你的薯片
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祝你们走去商场愉快
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Axl!
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什... 真是难以置信
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你是个自私鬼!
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Axl?
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你没事吧?
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汽水 汽水
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我不明白家长之夜有什么好紧张的
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你可从来没去过
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那叫"家长之夜" 不是"父母之夜"
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要是他们希望我们俩都去
他们应该说"父母"
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这也太简单了
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噢 Axl 你!
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Axl 我真的得去商场!
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会议上会确定每年的
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志愿者名单 我每年
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都得到一份蹩脚的活 但今年不会
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今年我一定要努力去买文具
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买完闪人 宝贝
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买完闪人
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嘿妈妈? 我准备去睡觉了
能赶紧清帐吗?
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好的
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给你
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就是这个味道
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早上见
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好吧
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我有好多疑问
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只是香烟型糖果
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是 他吃的时候我就猜到了
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为什么要给他?
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消息
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他给我Axl和Sue的消息
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慢着 什么?
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对呀 记得那个办公椅和耳环的事吗?
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你觉得我是怎么知道那些事的?
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所以 Brick是告密者咯?
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我比较喜欢叫他"揭发者"
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真是难以置信
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我揭穿他们的时候怎么没听你抱怨
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那是因为我以为你是用
正当手段拆穿他们的
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现在我知道了 你只是
用烟做诱饵差遣你的小间谍
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听着 Mike 他们还小 他们很狡猾
而且他们还有很多不为人知的事
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我们需要把握住一切可能的优势
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这样做不对 Frankie
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要是他们发现了你的把戏怎么办?
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然后怎样?
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他们不会知道的
因为你是唯一知道的
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而我想我们知道 你不喜欢泄密
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我有枪
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不 我不相信枪
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我有棍子
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生死攸关也不改你笨蛋本质
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Axl 你...
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现在才凌晨1点
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你去哪儿了?
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老爸说你再搞砸就不准去湖边
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我在Darrin家打游戏吃麦片
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你是打算帮我保密还是学Brick告密?
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Brick告密?
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很显然 他给老妈告密许多年了
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爸妈为这事儿吵架时我听到的
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我得确定你不会向爸妈汇报
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而我得确定你明天会载我和Brad去商场
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我干嘛要送你和Brad去...
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* 如果你低头看短信 *
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* 接下来的事就看不到 *
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* 你死了 你死了 死翘翘了 *
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好兴奋啊
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感觉我身处后台
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严格来说 后备箱才算后台
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如果你们想进去
等窒息前我肯定放你们出来
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Sue
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发音练习
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板凳宽 扁担长
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板凳宽 扁担长
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四十是四十 十四是十四
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黑化肥 灰化肥
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干掉我 干掉你 干掉他 干掉Sue
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好了 Axl
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演出结束后来这儿接我们
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如果不加演 大约一个半小时
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骗谁呢
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当然要加演了
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5天 500辆车
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我是Don Ehlert 这里挤满了顾客
还不赶快过来
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趁着货源充足 好好选购吧
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有七百万人观看印第500系列赛
你的蠢主意连一个人也招不来
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至少我有主意
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金鱼脸的主意都比你多
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优惠结束前赶快来Ehlert车行吧
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这玩意儿怎么放音乐
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快点 音乐 音乐
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* 我们在Ehlert车行 *
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* 卖好多车 *
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* 有台很棒的黄色车 *
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* 如果不爱黄色 *
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* 还有其他颜色的 *
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赞... 到... 爆
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他们喜欢吗?
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那还用说
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有人甚至放慢脚步观看呢
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这次的死亡蒙太奇演得最棒
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当你在扶梯上好似升天的时候
我真是浑身鸡皮疙瘩
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明天在青少中心的演出一定成功
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我就把舞蹈鞋留你车里了
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我可不载你们去其他地方了
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演出3:45开始 我们3:00出发
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毕竟 我们不想迟到(late与lake湖谐音)
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我还沉浸在兴奋中
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不能直接回家
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谁愿意去吃冻酸奶?
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正当我安慰好自己失业时 情况却好转了
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看来工作是保住了
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快来Ehlert车行吧
免得优惠疾驰而去
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不好意思
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我让你模仿孤独喵星人了?
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Ehlert先生 你是不是许诺
顾客能坐赛车兜风?
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那是当然
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我们有赛车吗?
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没有
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和他们说 赛车正在赛道上
下一个就轮到他们
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Ehlert 你可以做的更好
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你现在就得广播公布
告诉人们我们没有赛车
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恢复广播 先生
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大伙 我要澄清件事情
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我们没有一辆赛车
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我们有两辆 以及一个热气球
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赶快过来 带上孩子
踏上奥森奇幻之旅吧
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妈妈回来了?
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还没 怎么了?
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据不完全情报 我认为Sue在敲诈Axl
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不感兴趣
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可我刚看见他...
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不许再提
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我不想听
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随你便
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香烟糖在面包后面
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我要两支口香糖味和一支薄荷味的
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你是说这个?
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就是这些
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拿过来吧
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怎么回事
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我不鼓励我的孩子互相出卖
所以不给你糖
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老爸 你不懂
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我给妈妈提供情报 她给我糖
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我把糖给学校的混混
他们就不会欺负我
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你在干预一个脆弱的生态系统
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听着...
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生态系统
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Brick 我和你说
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泄密是错的 是小人所为
要是继续下去 在学校就不会受欢迎
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我现在就不受欢迎
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所以我需要糖
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你的受贿生涯结束了
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可妈妈说告发别人是好事
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她说不想了解情况的家长
就是不愿面对现实的家长
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真的?
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你想知道她还说了什么吗?
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事实上 我不想
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是关于你的
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不关心
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很有料哦
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还是不关心 这是泄密 泄密是错的
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我糊涂了
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你说这样做 妈妈却说那样做
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我该听谁的?
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这要看情况
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你是想当妈妈的告密小恶魔呢
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还是想当男子汉?
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老妈没看错你
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还是不关心
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不幸的是 Axl的日子并不好过
尤其当妹妹沉醉于权力之中时
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下午好 仆人
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今天咱去哪儿?
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- 冻酸奶
- 商场
- 看电影
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三个都能去
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没错 她真是毫不留情
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我声乐课迟到了 快走
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她还得寸进尺了
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去拱廊
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你是谁?
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自然课上的女生说
你能载我去任何想去的地方
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如果你拒绝 她告我说"湖边"
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喂?
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喂 是我
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这儿太忙了 我走不开
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看来你得去Brick的家长之夜了
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家长之夜?
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真的?
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别这样
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这里面我没一个喜欢
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有家长 在晚上 还不在客厅里
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我又不是在外面和朋友大喝玛格丽塔
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我要卖五百辆车
可现在才卖了四... 百辆
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好抢手的
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听好了
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老师讲完话后会贴出志愿登记表
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你要确保挑些好活儿
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我不要再刮一年的口香糖了
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别担心 Frankie
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签字登记我还是能搞定的
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我付钱不是让你煲电话粥的
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再给我做个热狗
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要两份酱料
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Brick 去穿大衣
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咱们去学校
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不了 谢谢
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面包机里烤了馅饼
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这不是请求
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要知道 我倒是想留你一人在家
但恐怕你会向妈妈告密
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我得留个心眼
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找这个呢?
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去Carly家
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不要!
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我受不了了
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你占用我时间 费我汽油
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我大概还要找一群科学家才能
去除车里的屌丝气息
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好吧
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但还是太可惜啦
离你要去湖边的日子只有一天了
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要是你不能去就太可惜了
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我当然是想让你去的啦
但爸妈就不一定这么想的了
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喂?
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情况如何?
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他们把志愿表拿出来了吗?
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你坐在哪儿?
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我坐在Brick的位子上呢
这是全世界最挤的位子
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什么? 不不不
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你要挪到前排去
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到时候记录板就会放在那里
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现在就挪
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好的 好的 放轻松
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老师开始讲话了吗?
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还没
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好的 听着
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只要她一说完
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你就得径直冲向志愿表
就像撤出越南的最后一部直升机
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你有笔吗?
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没 但我...
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快去找支笔
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不要铅笔 要水笔
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不好意思
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我能问你借支笔吗?
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对不起 不行
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我都要用的 万一有一支写不出咋办
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找到没?
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Mike Mike Mike?
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什么?!
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你找到笔了吗?!
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找到支铅笔
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Mike!
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我是说 水笔
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我有水笔啦
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一切顺利
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我能行的
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不好意思
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一会儿签字登记志愿活动时
不会有困难的 对吧?
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完全不会
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每张志愿表上都有足够地方给你签
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谢谢
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听到没?
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值日妈妈根本就不担心
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她当然不担心了 你个白痴
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她是值日妈妈!
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她是内部人员
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她可能几个礼拜前就
帮自己和五个朋友签好了
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Frankie 听着
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不
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你不许再讲了
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现在你专心听我讲
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欢迎大家
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今晚各位能来 我表示非常感谢
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- Mike 你在听我讲吗?
- 我知道
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你要坐在教室前面...
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因为他们会把志愿表放在那里
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明白?
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00:16:16,740 --> 00:16:19,070
- 明白
- 重复一遍
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坐前排
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我又不聋
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现在听着 Tibbits老师一讲完
你就要火速行动起来
402
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甩开你的两条长腿 跑
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别客气了
404
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,770
你还记得那场青年赛的时候
你插队到另个孩子前面
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把他弄哭了 就为了让
Peyton Manning在你的球上签名吗?
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00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,220
就要这种气势
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00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,750
你一看到志愿表
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就在上面找"买"或者"带"
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这样就只要买了带去就行了
410
00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,050
最好是文具
411
00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,250
别选那种写有"美化"的
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这就是把大扫除说的好听一点
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00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:46,730
要是有人问你 就说没有技能
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你没有也不会用任何工具
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你明白了吗?
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我觉得是
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你在教室前排吗?
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没 老师开始讲话了
我就到大厅里来了 好听清楚
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大厅?
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00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,660
你傻了吗? 她随时都可能讲完
421
00:16:58,660 --> 00:17:01,260
你现在就回去 去去去
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00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,610
不要告我的密
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00:17:03,630 --> 00:17:06,090
Ehlert先生?!
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Axl
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00:17:12,970 --> 00:17:14,560
你能把这盘放进去吗?
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00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:18,930
这是"坏选择"的混音版
是我们"反驾车发短信"的主题曲
427
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,010
你能开响一点吗?
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00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,010
稍微轻一点点?
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00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,900
再响一咪咪?
430
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,240
轻一丢丢?
431
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,020
能再打开吗?
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00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,380
Axl
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喂?
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00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:43,870
等等 你要去哪儿?
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00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,630
这不是去Carly家的路
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00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,090
Axl
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00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:48,270
回答我
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得了吧!
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00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,620
我可不想"湖到"了
440
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,670
你听到我的话了吗?
441
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:57,830
我没说"迟到"了
442
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:01,390
我说"湖到"了
就好像你去不了的湖边
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00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:11,790
喂 妈妈
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我是Axl
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我就是想告诉你 礼拜一晚上
我偷偷溜出家门
446
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,430
凌晨一点才回的家
447
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:21,320
我意识到了违反了宵禁令 还没告诉你
448
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,520
这周末我肯定去不了湖边了
449
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,190
下车
450
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什么?
451
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下车
452
00:18:30,630 --> 00:18:32,330
事情没那么容易过去 Axl
453
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,710
你会有大麻烦的
454
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,620
我已经有麻烦了
455
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,430
你不能把我一个人留在这儿
456
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:39,710
你最好走起来了
457
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:42,540
别太"湖"回家!
458
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:51,120
但我们预算里缺少的
都用精神弥补了
459
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:53,270
总之...
460
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能教你们的孩子是一个荣幸
461
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最后...
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我希望大家和家人
接下来的一年过得愉快
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文具
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对了
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该死
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我们能走了吗?
467
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:52,740
能 猜猜谁刚刚拿下了文具单上的空位?
468
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,510
买来就行 儿子
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00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,880
你要买什么文具?
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00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,500
好问题
471
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我去看看
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我的名字呢?
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"Mitch Kellog"是谁?
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是我
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我们不认识吧
476
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:15,050
Mike Heck
477
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:18,510
要是听着熟 那是因为你把
我的名字擦掉了 写了你自己的
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00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:19,440
不好意思?
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00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:20,310
接受道歉
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00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,170
Brick? 给我拿块橡皮
481
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:26,770
听着 我不懂你在说什么
但教室美化委员那儿空位还多着呢
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"美化"
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想得美 Brick
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我没擦你的名字 伙计
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00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:34,470
你擦了 你还不恭敬一点全擦掉
486
00:20:34,470 --> 00:20:37,390
你偷了我的"Mike" 里的"M"
写了你的"Mitch"
487
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对不起伙计
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00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:39,940
我不会把位子让给你的
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你应该带支水笔的
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Brick?
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别告诉你妈我要做什么
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00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:50,610
Tibbits老师?
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他作弊
494
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就这个男人 Mitch Kellog...
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结果表明 Tibbits老师对打小报告
的态度和Mike一样 她也如此践行了
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每年
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都是恶心的美化
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至于Axl 他没去成湖边
499
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,310
Mike因为Sue没有告密而奖励了她...
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00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,640
我因此惩罚了她
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Axl!
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我会告密哦
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00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:26,080
- Brick!
- 开玩笑吧?
504
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,050
我并不是说 我们的家庭系统完美
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我们还在努力解决一些纠结的问题
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