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翻译:田七七 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴:定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第四季 第4集
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在咱大中部 拉拉队员和橄榄球员
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从开天辟地起就在约会了
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他们的搭配就像果冻和水果鸡尾酒
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奶酪和饼干 蛋黄酱和...
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所有东西
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你们在这干嘛呢?
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你是...
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Sue
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Axl的妹妹
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我觉得不对吧
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不不 我很确定他没妹妹
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他没妹妹的吧 Court?
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没 但倒是有个弟弟
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他很萌
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你该见见他
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我见过了 因为他是我兄弟 跟Axl一样
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稍等片刻
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你干嘛跑去跟她们说话?
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她们居然不知道我是你妹
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当然 我藏得很辛苦好吗
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她们是拉拉队员 而你是...
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这幅德行
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现在快滚
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你把屋里的气氛都带傻了
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不 这也是我的家 Axl
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我想去哪就去哪
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哦我天
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我都高三了 好不容易交往个金发辣妞
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Sue却跑去说她认识我
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所以呢?
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你想要我怎么办?
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我咋知道
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好好管教下你女儿如何?
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比如把她关进地下室
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或者送到圣经夏令营去
祈祷呆子滚蛋!
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听着 我答应在你朋友来做客时
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待在这已经够意思了
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我不会帮你把Sue也赶出去的
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反正我俩总要留一个
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选一个吧 我还是Sue?
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算了
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我们看电影去
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Axl 告诉你下
有个悲催妹子在你家迷路了
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嘿妈 我想跟你谈谈我的秋季社团计划
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我在想我还是啥招新也别去了
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不如就好好当我的摔跤宝贝
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谢天谢地...
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这样你就有更多时间陪我们了
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但别担心 我不会白白浪费时间的
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我会用它来好好练习侧手翻
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好的
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好吧 我有一个好消息和一个坏消息
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从来就没有过"好消息和好消息" 对吧?
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咱家从来就没有过
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Sue决定今年秋天不参加任何招新
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她终于放弃了
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确实是好消息
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坏消息是 我收到一封
Tompkins老师发来的邮件
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Brick的社交技巧老师
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她好像想约我们见面
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又见面?
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那女人什么时候才能明白
自己是个廉价劳力 然后拍屁股走人啊?
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这次又是啥事?
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啥都有可能
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不过我想了下
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最近他好像有所好转
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他上次低头私语是什么时候来着
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三周前了 对吧?
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等等
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说不定她叫我们去是告诉我们
要把他调去黄组
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"好消息和好消息"
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击个掌
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所以... 我猜你们知道为什么叫你们来
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我想我们很清楚
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对 是关于Brick的怪癖
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没错 三周了
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我知道
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所以我才很担心
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你因为他三周没低头私语过而担心?
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噢不是
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我不是在说低头私语
我在说他的新怪癖
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相信你们已经发现了
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我觉得我们好像从没换过电池
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所以不是调去黄组?
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噢天 当然不
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是这样 这个新怪癖使得Brick的问题
已经超出了我能解决的范围
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所以不知你们是否介意
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我让我同事掺和进来 学校心理医生
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心理医生?
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我觉得那个有点...
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所幸Fulton医生这段时间刚好有空
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我是Chuck Fulton
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哇噢 说曹操曹操到
还真是蓄势待发啊
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Frankie Heck
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Mike Heck
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两位 我过去一周都在观察您家Brick
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在教室里的行为 我发现他不太愿意
与身边的同龄人打交道
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每当他们尝试与他讲话
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他总是会走神或放空
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你跟那么大的小孩说过话吗?
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- 确实没啥意思啊
- Mike
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还有他的呜呜叫
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对 那个...
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那个就连我都是第一次碰到
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他那样叫可能出于许多原因
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可能是某种严重心理疾病的前兆
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也可能没什么大碍
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目前尚不清楚
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但我大胆猜测
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那也许是种情感障碍
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你都把他的小怪癖牵扯到障碍上去了?
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别着急 爹妈
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咱的兵工厂里多的是武器对付此症
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药吗?
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你想让他吃药?
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放轻松 孩子妈
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我们已经不能一开始就上药了
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不 我想针对Brick
我们可以从简单的宠物开始
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宠物?
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噢不
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他杀害宠物
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但不是故意的
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大多属意外
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他疏于照顾 真的
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他也知道不好
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我是说 他倒是不哭
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不像连环杀手那样
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我知道他们也不哭
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他们对受害者没有丝毫怜悯之心
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就像Brick 但他...
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好吧 我记下了
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基本理念是让他先与宠物创造亲密纽带
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以便学习如何与人融洽相处
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总之都是多头并进手法的一部分
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听着很贵啊
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具体是有几头并进?
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我们在想 除了Laura的努力之外
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每两周加一次与我的会面
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地点可以选在操场上 玩沙包球的时候
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感谢各位的关心
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但我们不是那种需要心理治疗的家庭
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快 把门关上
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今天发生了史上最棒的事
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雷霆母鸡队的吉祥物得了带状孢疹
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所以现在他们要面试出一个新吉祥物!
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这简直就是在说
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有时当上帝给你关起一扇门
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他一定会为你打开一扇窗
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还有时上帝会希望你消停一段时间
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我得把这盒子戴头上
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练习做所有事 直到熟练如常
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好棒!
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谢谢了!
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终于让Sue把盒子戴头上了
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哥撺掇了好几年来着!
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闭嘴 Axl!
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你没觉得Brick得看心理医生吧?
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我是说 我们确实没有
立马对他的低语怪癖采取行动
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但我想这次还是来得及挽救的
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这只不过是他第二个怪癖嘛
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你忘了还有番茄酱包的事
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番茄酱包只是个阶段 不算怪癖
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谁也别帮我
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我得学着自己爬起来
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那... 咱放学后出去玩会?
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你放学后有空吗 Court?
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有空
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我们会到的
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每次我想跟Courtney单独相处
Debbie总是来掺和
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等等 我还以为你在跟Debbie交往呢
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啥?
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不 我把的是Courtney
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我不觉得
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怎么这么说?
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同学们都以为你和Debbie约会
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那同学们都错了
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你确定?
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当然了 Darrin
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我想我知道自己在和谁约会
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是Courtney
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这是最美好的事了
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放松玩 看看"复仇者联盟"
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和最美的校花约会
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真贴心啊
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他很贴心是吧 Court?
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好贴心
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- 他难道不是最好的吗?
- 他是
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我从未遇见过这么好的男朋友
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从来没有
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我真不知道自己在约谁
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什么意思? 你不知道你女朋友是谁?
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我不知道 行了吧?
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她俩都是一副是我女朋友的做派
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好奇怪
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你约谁出去的?
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这样至少可以排除一个
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我应该是打给了Courtney
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也可能是打给了Debbie
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我什么都不记得了!
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放心 这个能搞清楚的
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哪个更喜欢你?
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不清楚 她俩总在一起
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我心里觉得是金发的那个
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但是Debbie最近总对我指手画脚
或许她才是我女朋友?
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你和谁亲热了?
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哦... 我的...天
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三周了 你都没亲过谁?
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或许你在和Darrin约会呢
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他还要更惨
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我人好 而且我约会准时
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一直未能亲热成
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因为总也不能单独和我约会的人相处!
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这个一定得搞清楚
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这周末有返校节活动
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我可陪不起她俩玩
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问对问题 到时答案自动就出现了
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加油
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在我们一致认为
要比心理医生更聪明以后
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Mike和我决定用只有真心爱小孩的父母
才做得出的方式来治疗Brick的小毛病
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住口
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打住!
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打住 打住 打住 打住 打住 打住!
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看 Brick 我们给你买了只兔子
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为啥?
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没理由啊
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哦... 天... 呐
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你买了只兔子给我们?!
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真不敢相信!
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你这是干嘛呢?
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我在练习
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作为吉祥物 我要夸大我所有的动作
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我真的好爱它啊
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我以为会买个小点的玩意
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本来是 但沙鼠卖完了
我也不想再去一趟
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Sue 离兔子远点
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这是Brick的兔子
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为什么Brick可以有兔子?
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因为他是最小的
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有些你拥有的东西他没有
现在公平了
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没事 给她吧
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谢谢你啦 Brick
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他好可爱!
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我真的好爱好爱它啊!
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我要给它取名叫"兔八哥"
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不 你不能给它取名叫"兔八哥"
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这是Brick的兔子
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应该由他取名
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"兔八哥"不错
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快看! 快看!
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他们给Brick买了只兔子
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什么?
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为什么他有兔子我没有?
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因为Brick需要治疗 你不需要
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所以Brick有兔子!
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就是说做奇怪的事能得到东西?
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我也可以变得很怪
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我想要辆车
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第二天 Axl将计划付诸实施
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那 先送谁回家?
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你可以将我俩都送回我家
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我们在一起过夜
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当然了
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看来参加吉祥物选拔赛的就这么多人了
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我们开始吧
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戴上吧
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生命中会有一些时刻 星星连成一线
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一切手到擒来
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既然没其他人参赛
这应该是这些时刻之一了...
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除非Sue不是Sue
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请注意 同学们-
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由于参加人数过少 我们将延长
吉祥物参选时间
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欢迎任何人来参加
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任何人都可以
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随便什么人
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说真的
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是个人就行
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Brick 你干什么呢?
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你该和兔子好好相处
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它有点毛病
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我觉得它有问题
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啊呀
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它没问题的
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它是个甜美温柔可爱的小兔子
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它不是的
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一开始我们以为那兔子只是怕生
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看 Brick 你要知道该怎样处理
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不要吓到它
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小混-
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之后我们以为它是饿了
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看来它不喜欢吃蛋挞
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不够它真的喜欢尝人肉
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没多久 我们就发现不是那兔子怕我们
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是我们怕它
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我在等一个超级重要的电话
谁都不许用电话
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如果到五点还没有人去的话
我就是雷霆母鸡队的吉祥物啦!
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天啊 它出来了
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它从笼子里出来了!
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没事!
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没事! 没事!
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大家保持冷静!
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我来处理
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Brick 兔子怎么溜出来的?
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这是你的责任!
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你刚刚已经自问自答了
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我看到它了!
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它在那!
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溜得真快!
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天啊!
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哦不! 那是找我的!
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那是吉祥物的电话!
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Axl 过去把电话扔给我!
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没门!
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我是打橄榄球的!
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我要保全我的腿!
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哇 啊!
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我看到它了!
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在那儿! 在那儿! 在那儿!
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堵住它了! 给我个工具把它捡起来!
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给 给 给 给 给
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我擦! 不许动 你这个小啮齿动物!
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老爸 兔子属哺乳类动物
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现在不是时候 Brick
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抓住它! 抓住它!
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你以为我在干嘛?
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来了! 来了!
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别挂啊!
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它在那 它真的在那
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快抓住它!
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快抓住它!
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要不你来试试?
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我得到了!
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我是雷霆母鸡队吉祥物了!
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我抓到它了!
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我抓到这个小混账
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太好了
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如果你买的是条金鱼
它现在早就死翘翘了
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我在想 返校节的舞会
来个双人约会将更有意思
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是有意思
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是吧 Deb?
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当然
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我也觉得挺好 Court
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真好
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你们知道谁愿意和我朋友一起去吗?
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他很酷的喔
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我还真知道一个拉拉队员...
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想和他一起去的
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Sarah 我们给你找了一个伴!
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返校舞会你要和Sarah一起去
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谁都不肯要的那个Sarah?
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别无他选
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这只是我正在玩的
疯狂游戏其中的一个小事故
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一旦那兔子进了厕所
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它就不出来了
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和礼拜天的Mike有点像
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有人了
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好了
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我受够了
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我需要知道我可以走进一间
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没有漂亮拉拉队员在里面的我的厕所
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是的 我就是年纪这么大了
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兔八哥必须离开
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不行
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这个二货必须和Brick混在一起
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Brick和我都几乎不混在一起
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他也不会和一只
神经病兔子混在一起的
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Fulton医生说如果他
学会和兔子相处
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他就会学会和大家相处
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我们为什么要他这样子呢?
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大家有什么好的?
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因为Brick需要学会社交
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为什么?
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他只想读书而已
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才不是呢
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Brick想要感受世间万物
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Brick想做的是喔呜
看书 还有不被人吵
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我是他妈
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我想我知道Brick想要什么
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你怎么知道Brick想要什么?
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你问过他吗?
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没
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没有 没问过
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我们从来没和Brick聊过...任何事诶
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或许我们该和他聊聊了
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可能真的应该了
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我想说 再坏还能成怎样呢?
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他又多个怪癖?
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反正我们未必会注意到
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全体学子注意了
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Axl Heck的女朋友
请到主控室报道
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立刻马上
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或者更快
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我听到你的话了 Axl
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我窗外的一只乌鸦说
你今天会和我联系
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我们要一起去返校舞会吗?
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不!
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好吧
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舞会见
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那么 Brick 作为家长
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你爸爸和我总是在说
怎样才对你是最好的
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但我们意识到我们不常常
让你参与到这个话题里
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我对你们的坦率万分感激
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我想我已经够成熟
可以参与到话题里面来了
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那我这就跟你说明了
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开始咯
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我想你很别具一格这事也不是秘密了
而我们希望你继续这样特别下去
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但是也别与众不同到
被别人当成...
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过度特殊
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我认为我们现在
想要解决的问题是
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你觉得为什么自己对于
和人交流会有障碍?
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00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,400
这个问题很有趣
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好吧 我不知道
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可能是你们抱错孩子了
或者我其实是个怪阿姨养大的
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那个会有童年阴影的嘛
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Brick 你那时还是个宝宝
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你不可能有那时候的记忆
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是呀
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说的也是
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那可能是因为你们没有
花什么时间和我在一起
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我们... 很忙
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但还没忙到不能看"热舞师奶"
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那个 Brick 我们现在就在
花时间和你在一起啊
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但你还是在喔呜 所以...
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我不知道
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可能的原因太多了
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我们从没吃过一顿有营养的饭
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00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,270
这可能是原因
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我们没有固定的睡觉时间
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小朋友需要得到系统的安排
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我们要求得到什么
而你们暗中破坏
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这也不是什么好榜样啊
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00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,340
听着 重点是 你已经做了
很多奇怪的事了
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00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,170
你不需要再多一个啊
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别再喔呜了
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00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,040
喔呜?
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就是因为这个吗?
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我还以为你们说的是别的事呢
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自言自语?
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不行 我必须在睡前
念二十次效忠誓词
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效忠誓词
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很好
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Sue最终得偿所愿成为了雷霆母鸡
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00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:35,940
激动二字已经
不足以描述她的心情
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00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:38,460
女士们先生们...
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请为你们的雷霆母鸡欢呼吧!
448
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,390
她来了!
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噢 天啊 无法直视
450
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她起来了吗?
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是的 她噌地弹起来了
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好啦
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精神可嘉
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就是这样!
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就是这样!
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00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:03,310
好样的
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00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,810
做得好 Sue!
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现在距离第四场结束还剩3秒
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母鸡队必须触地得分才能赢!
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就这样
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最后一搏
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你连针掉地上的声音都能听到
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直到...
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嘿 能让你们小孩闭嘴吗?
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他整场比赛都那样叫
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很烦人啊
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00:18:43,630 --> 00:18:44,300
干嘛啦?
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00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,250
这是我们欢呼的方式
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这是家庭内部默契
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一点也不奇怪哦
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他成功了!
472
00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:10,730
Axl Heck拿到了决胜的一分!
473
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,210
母鸡队大获全胜了!
474
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:15,440
多棒的比赛啊!
475
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:17,760
动起来
476
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:24,360
那是Axl的伟大时刻
对Sue来说更是伟大的一刻
477
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,460
唯一不同的是
478
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:33,060
大家都知道Axl是谁
知道他做了什么
479
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:35,520
但他们不知道Sue是谁
480
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,170
她就像个超级英雄
481
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:42,220
她衣着朴实时 她只是Sue
482
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,340
但当她在吉祥物服装里时
483
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:46,400
一切皆有可能
484
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:50,460
没错 目前为止
返校舞会非常的成功
485
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,430
但Axl还有一点点未完的事要处理
486
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:53,970
好了
487
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:55,800
花束来咯
488
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:58,960
快过来拿吧... 你
489
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,160
腕带花束?
490
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:01,690
我们不戴那个的
491
00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:02,230
不戴
492
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,650
那个会在手腕上留下印记
493
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,770
但他好体贴啊
494
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,060
可不是吗
495
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:13,980
怎么样?
496
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,950
老兄 你还是不知道?
497
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:16,660
你最好快点
498
00:20:16,660 --> 00:20:18,110
我们就要去舞会了
499
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,200
够了
500
00:20:19,230 --> 00:20:21,100
一不做二不休 我这就去选一个
501
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:22,730
我有个四六开的机会
502
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:23,940
所以...
503
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,300
Courtney!
504
00:20:30,820 --> 00:20:32,070
Axl!
505
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,570
Debbie!
506
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,010
干嘛呀?
507
00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:42,710
你那样非常的不恰当
508
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,150
非常十分
509
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,290
等一下 你们为什么生气?
510
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,170
因为你是我女朋友最好的朋友
还是因为你是我的女朋友
511
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,410
而我在你最好的朋友面前
不合时宜地吻了你?
512
00:20:49,410 --> 00:20:50,560
等等!
513
00:20:50,570 --> 00:20:51,380
别走!
514
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:54,340
你们中的一个对我真的非常重要!
515
00:20:57,410 --> 00:21:00,250
所以那只兔子并没有真的治好Brick
516
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:04,320
但它确实让我们
以意外的形式更加亲近了
517
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:09,270
重要的是 生活总是困难重重
但你必须不断地去尝试
518
00:21:09,270 --> 00:21:12,350
听着 我真的非常喜欢你 我觉得
我们重新在一起一定会非常好的
519
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,660
或者去初次约会一下
520
00:21:18,140 --> 00:21:20,770
方法总是不拘一格的
521
00:21:21,390 --> 00:21:23,000
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