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翻译:田七七 黄沙舞风
墨西阿布 粒粒尘
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴:定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第四季 第5集
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* All I wanna do when I
wake up in the morning *
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{\a6}Toto "Rosanna"
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* is see your eyes
Rosanna Rosanna *
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我知道你在想什么
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我怎么会在散步?
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好吧 既然丢了工作 也只能做这些了
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我已经躺在沙发上
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吃光了所有的薯片
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其实我就是在走去商店买薯片的路上
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发现了散步能使头脑清醒
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让你用开放的心看待周围的事物
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没错 你永远不会知道
一次散步会把你带向何方
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哦对了
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这里
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妈!
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Axl把我的奶酪香肠展盘给吃了!
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老妈的错!
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她现在每天在家
把我们的食物都吃完了
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这展盘我有用的 Axl!
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爸妈只为我去辛辛那提的旅行
支付了一半的费用
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剩下的一半钱得我们自己筹
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所以这是让你走人的资金?
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那多少钱才能让你滚去阿拉斯加啊?
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谢谢爸妈
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真的
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邀请吉祥物跟随乐团旅行着实是件大事
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可谓史无前例
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我正在为比赛设计一套全新的动作
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看
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别给我们展示太多
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我们... 想为看录像的时候留点惊喜
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我真希望你还在Ehlert的车行
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你觉得你近期内能找到新工作吗?
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这个嘛 回学校念书是个重大决定
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我想做出正确的选择
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你们觉得我
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当个犯罪现场调查员怎样?
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探员什么的在鸡尾酒会上
听着可是很酷的
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奥森镇可没有犯罪
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也没鸡尾酒会
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Brick 你干吗不用碗?
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一盘子水听起来比较顺耳
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所以又轮到我喂兔子了是吗?
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怎么轮都是你
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就是你的兔子啊
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又不是我要的
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我没买它 却不得不每天喂它
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是啊 欢迎加入我的世界
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你搞得到处都是水
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来来 给我
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你得去学校了
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其实我今天想请个假
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为什么?
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学校里发生什么了?
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就是今天我们要搞个人类发展讲谈
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我猜他们会分女孩一间 男孩一间
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然后让我们看那个电影
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"到底是怎么一回事?"
(美国青少年生理教科书)
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然后再让我们讨论
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我一定得去吗?
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很尴尬诶
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你们不需要看电影
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知道这个就好了
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发育前 发育后
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别担心 Brick
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你只是在长大而已
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没什么好觉得丢脸的
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况且无论如何 你已经知道基本常识了
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你跟他谈过的吧?
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我想是吧
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我... 我不记得了
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你肯定谈过
因为我知道我是跟Sue谈过了
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我谈过了吧?
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我不知道
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但我绝对跟Axl谈过 等等
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算了 反正学校都会教的
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灵机一动
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既然老妈现在没工作
而我又已经把邻里的门都敲遍了
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何不让我放学后到采石场去
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推销我的奶酪和香肠呢?
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不 Sue 我不想那么干
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工友们会觉得他们有义务买你的
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因为我是老板
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没错
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真抱歉
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你知道的 孩子嘛
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是啊 孩子
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我孩子那会儿想来这卖包装纸的时候
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你说单位没有拉客政策
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现在大门敞开了 Mike
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我女儿又在卖爆米花罐头了
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去年就是因为你
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她成了她们童子军中唯一没能见到
Jane Pauley的人
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{\a6}美国电视新闻节目主持人
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我有预感她今年一定能去成
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发薪日
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Mike Heck在吗?
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没 他跟黄帽子们在一起呢
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但我是他女儿
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把它放我这就行了
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散步这事还真能成习惯
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我注意到了之前从没注意过的东西
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Johnson家种了百日菊
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Butterfields家把邮箱涂成了奶牛
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还有Rita Glossner回来了
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猜我今天散步时看到了什么?
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是啦是啦
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奶牛状邮箱嘛
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你跟我说过了
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不是
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你一定不会相信
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是Rita Glossner
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她回来了
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真的吗?
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你确定她离开过?
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我不知道 但她现在回来了
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别惹她就行了
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别去挑事
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我没有
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我一见到她 就立马回家了
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很好
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目光接触都不要有
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Frankie!
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我知道! 我试着避开来着
但好像还是对视到了
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我当时正好看向那边 她就在那
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她的眼睛也在那
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我还没反应过来就已经在看着她了
我想她也看见我了
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我不是故意的!
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可恶的笨眼睛
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谢天谢地总算结束了
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对哦
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你那大讲谈怎么样?
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就是...
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护士姐姐让我们看了部电影
里面有个男孩绕着小路一直跑
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实在很无聊 所以Dillon Murray
扮了个很不正经的皮影偶
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惹得大家咯咯笑 气得护士大喊大叫
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嗯 听起来是那么回事
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然后她又开始放电影
那男孩带一个拉拉队员去滑旱冰
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还给她买了冰淇淋
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他回家之后慢慢的洗个澡
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医生告诉我们别羞对自己的欲望
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然后姑娘们回来
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手里拿着我们没有的粉色小礼包
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那不公平
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至少你熬过去了
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并不是
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他们让我们下周做观后感讨论
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这些性的问题什么时候才是个头?
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会... 逐渐消失的
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好的
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我想我该要去看看你的内衣了
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我不知道为什么
但很显然这是很正常的
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你们都让我当正常人 所以...
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汽车销售?
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这还有培训班?
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看来我该去上上
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我想要回我的水管
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什么?
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我的水管
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被你拿走了
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我现在该怎么办
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等下雨灌满泳池?
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我不知道你在说什么
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我没拿你的水管
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是吗...
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我看见你朝我家看 经过时还盯着我
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不不 我只是... 看看而已
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甚至不是看
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就是瞥了一眼
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因为我们不知道你回来了
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你还在我背后说我坏话?
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不不
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没人说你坏话
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我们只是在想 你的孩子
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你无权管我的孩子
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我的孩子很好
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很多人都看着他们
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很好
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很好
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真是有责任心
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还会看管
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嗨 或许你该问问他们水管的事
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也许是你的孩子拿走了
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你觉得是我的孩子偷的?
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你是在暗示这个吗?
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不不
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我没说是"偷"
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我该把你的胸打凹
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但我不会 因为我是个淑女
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但如果水管明天没回到我的院子
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我就向你的屋子洒火
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我不会放回去的!
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因为我根本没拿你的水管!
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她没办法洒火的 对吧?
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我是说 她又不是上帝
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Sue 支票和许可条在桌上
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但周五之前别让他们兑现
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看来我不需要了
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我不去了
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什么?
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为什么不去?
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旅行取消了?
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他们说现在不准有吉祥物了
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没办法了
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真的?
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你之前那么兴奋
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怎么了?
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嗯 显然他们有他们的顾虑
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今年很热
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吉祥物出汗太厉害
而且他们觉得我们会被音乐分心
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还有 他们很担心吉祥物的安全
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因为戴大头套太久会损伤脊柱
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那是个大问题
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或许我应该先说的
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噢 亲爱的 真糟糕
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我知道你有多期望...
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Mike想报警 但我知道
这只会让事情越来越糟
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第二天 我让Axl
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帮我照看房子
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他居然做的还挺像模像样
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好的
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我找遍了整个街区 只能找到这些便便
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我本希望能多点弹药 不过这些也够了
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水球?
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里面不是水
(难道是尿...)
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你懂的
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是我 Sue
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你们...
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我得告诉你们一件事
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我不知道该不该说
但事情太大我憋不住
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爸妈一直掩藏着一个惊天大秘密
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我们很穷!
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噢不
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俱乐部的人会怎么看我?
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是真的 Axl
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我不小心看到了爸爸的支票
看到了他的工资
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Sue 飓风过后我们会去捡衣服
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我们知道
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我们得帮忙
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我放弃了我的旅行
这样他们就不用掏钱了
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你们最好也想想怎么省钱
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别想了
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这是他们的错
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他们都不会做预算
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他们就只该要我这一个孩子
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你的牙箍和你的特殊学校费了好多钱
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我才不上特殊学校
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你不去吗?
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我只是为他们难过
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他们一定一直都在操心
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难怪他们那么奇怪
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是啊
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这或许不是他们的真实品行
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他们或许是很可爱的人
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我们可不知道
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噢 我希望我从来没看到
那张愚蠢的支票
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别抱怨了
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是时候回归真实社会了
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欢迎成为成年人
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现在给你自己弄个粪球 准备出击
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给
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把这些拿出去
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这些孩子今晚在壕沟里吃饭
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Frankie...
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我们不能放弃
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就快天黑了
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那可是Glossner家的黄金时段
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我们的孩子住在旧野餐桌里
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这对我们家来说也太怪了
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听着 我想到办法搞定了
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我们给她买根新水管 平息争端吧
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不行 那就是不打自招
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她会洒火的 Mike
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洒火
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那怎么办?
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我们就这么过了?
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差不多
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除非我变成一个非常成功的...
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汽车销售
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说笑呢吧?
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或者明天我应该
继续在这放哨
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我猜我永远不会明白
那些你情我爱的事了
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老弟 你会想要了解的
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相信我 终有一天
你对女孩子的兴趣
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会和你对书的兴趣一样大
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我觉得这不大可能
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好吧
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你要是一整天不读书
会有什么感觉?
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感觉像要疯了一样
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我只想能得到一本书
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完全正确
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那就是你日后
会对女生产生的感觉
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不知道了
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我对电影里的那些事
真是一头雾水
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或者我该去图书馆查查资料
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你不需要图书馆
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这可是我Ax侠存在的意义
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让我来给你讲解一下
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于是在接下来的两小时里
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Axl生动形象地...
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解释分析了所有内容
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而那就是...
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为什么你必须在女生大侃
内心感受时假装有在听的原因
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我知道 我知道
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我这样是很怂
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Mike通常总是很明智
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但要是你问我 我认为13.99美元
只是为和平付出的小小代价
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就像我给他的那个
佩顿曼宁的橄榄球
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其实并不真是佩顿曼宁签的名
但他不需要知道这点
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一个脚这么大的人
走起路来怎么会悄无声息的
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你在我院子里干什么?
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哦 我在...
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午夜游走 你懂的
和平常一样
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你大概看到过我
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然后我发现
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噢 你的水管不就在这嘛
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很好笑吧?
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那不是我的水管
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哦 我不知道
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我很肯定它就是你的
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看起来很像
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可以喷水
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我的是橙色的
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真哒?
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谁猜得到呢?
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这么少见的颜色
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水管就是水管嘛
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给 接着
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拿去吧
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我不想要这破管子
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但这条比你原来的更好哦
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你的管子又旧又破的
但你看 这条崭新锃亮哦
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对于一个没偷拿我水管子的人
你对它还真是够了解的啊
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偷管贼!
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好了 够了
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我是一个好邻居
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我可不偷东西
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我的家人也不会偷东西
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你们家才是小偷家族呢!
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我很不喜欢你在暗示的东西
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我没有暗示什么
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这是事实
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你的孩子就是一群小流氓!
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他们到处拿社区里的东西
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自行车 玩具 灌木
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你别乱说我的孩子
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他们都是好孩子
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你去哪里了?
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关你屁事
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你觉得我会相信你笨到
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自己没偷过我水管
却还送一条回来吗?
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00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,720
得 你知道吗?
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00:13:01,730 --> 00:13:03,830
我试图想要友善些 但我忍够了
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我要把它带回家去
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它现在是我的水管了
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00:13:06,390 --> 00:13:08,430
所以你是要再偷一次喽?
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00:13:08,430 --> 00:13:09,650
你说了你不想要的!
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它是我的财产!
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不行 我要拿回去!
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放手!
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你放手!
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这可不是你的水管 女士!
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00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:18,140
你说了你不想要的!
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拿去!
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早啊
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早
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有咖啡吗?
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有
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怎么了吗?
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好吧 要是我告诉你
你得保证不发脾气
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这我可保证不了
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00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,490
昨晚发生了点事
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这是搞什么?
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00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:51,020
你怎么弄成这样的?
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00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,650
我去了Glossner家
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Frankie 我跟你说过那不是个好主意
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她没有打你吧?
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没有 是水管弄的
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怎么 她找到她的水管了?
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不算是
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我知道你不喜欢那主意
但我给她买了条新的
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00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,610
然后拿过去放下
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00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:08,320
但Rita看到了我
然后她说我是小偷
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让我很不爽
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00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:10,990
于是我们起了肢体冲突
然后那水管撞缺了我的牙
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00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:13,010
听着 我可不想听一堆
什么"我早就跟你说过"
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00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,010
我要忍多少次?
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00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:14,780
给我个数字
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00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:17,640
我是大半夜溜过去
做了一件光荣高尚的事诶
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00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,170
你说话的时候能把嘴挡住吗?
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00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:21,600
有这么显眼吗?
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00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,370
你现在开始和我们的
收入表柱状图越来越像了
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00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,580
有这么糟啊?
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00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:27,090
我最好打电话给牙医
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看他能不能趁Ehlert意识到我还在
他的保险内之前 把我插到前面
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00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,530
Heck先生 你还好吗?
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00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:40,850
很好啊
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00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,440
Sue 你的朋友们来了
402
00:14:42,450 --> 00:14:44,160
马上就出来!
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00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,270
Brad和我要带Sue去购物中心
404
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,770
但别担心 我们一分钱都不会花的
405
00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,560
因为俗物无法令你开心
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00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:52,490
让你开心的是人
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00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:53,560
但如果Sue想喝冰冻酸奶
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00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:56,810
我会用我暑假在"文复"游乐场
演杂耍挣的钱给她买的
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00:14:56,810 --> 00:14:58,530
那是"文艺复兴"的简称
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00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,160
你不用什么都要解释的
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00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,360
我差点忘了
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00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,980
我有带礼物来的
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00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:06,620
给Brick的 几件我最爱的旧衣服
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给Heck太太的艾尔丽·麦古奥
(好莱坞影星)瑜伽练习
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它就像是装在
录像带里的抗抑郁药
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00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:15,650
还有你的 Heck先生 一个拥抱
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嘿 Sue! 别让你的朋友们等着!
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总之 谢谢你们能带Sue出去
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00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:28,220
自从知道吉祥物不能参加旅行后
她就一直有些闷闷不乐
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什么?
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可以的啊
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00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,760
不行 我觉得你记错了 Carly
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要不这样
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你俩先去
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00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:39,860
我要和Sue说点事
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行啊 但请记住Heck先生
我不仅是她的朋友
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00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:44,430
我也在你身边 随时随地
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加我微博
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00:15:44,990 --> 00:15:46,270
也可以加我脸书
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00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,400
或者网聊
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需要我写下来吗?
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00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,980
不用了
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00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:58,530
我有点好奇 是谁没同意你参加这次旅行?
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00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,570
我见到你的薪酬单了 好吗?
435
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:03,230
我真的好抱歉
436
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,780
它就那么躺在桌上
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00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:06,720
封口也没粘
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00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,750
它是敞开的 我打开来看了
知道你挣多少钱了
439
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,800
那个旅行太耗钱了
440
00:16:10,830 --> 00:16:11,890
我不想去!
441
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:14,500
什么? Sue 你说什么?
442
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,140
我知道你挣得不多
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00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:18,130
还-还有我是个坏人
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00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:21,040
因为我总伸手要东西 妈妈失业了
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00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,060
你没日没夜工作 家里电视正中间有
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一道奇怪的曲线
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00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:29,210
但就在上周 我还让妈妈买了
"女孩主宰世界"的铅笔盒
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00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,530
我好自私!
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00:16:30,530 --> 00:16:32,020
Sue 你不自私
450
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,270
你就是一正常小孩
451
00:16:33,270 --> 00:16:35,750
但我已经看过女孩主宰世界
452
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:38,060
有必要还要买个铅笔盒吗?
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00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:40,020
简直就像把钱扔水里!
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行了
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00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,360
好的 听好 你没说错
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00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,110
是吗?
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00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:44,770
是的
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00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:47,710
现在我们是没什么多余的钱
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00:16:49,130 --> 00:16:49,860
哦 好
460
00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:51,880
但这不用你操心
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00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:52,640
我是家长
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00:16:52,650 --> 00:16:53,740
这是我的事
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00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,730
我也否决过很多东西
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00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:57,090
但这次旅行很重要
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你那么努力准备
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00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,060
所以... 这个可以有
467
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,680
可你的工资
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如果你两周就挣这么点钱
那我这旅行真太奢侈了
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00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,170
Sue 你没看清楚
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00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,690
我是周薪制
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是吗?
472
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:10,600
是啊
473
00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,990
现在去准备服装吧
474
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,890
队伍需要他们的母鸡
475
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,470
你确定?
476
00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:16,440
去吧 宝贝
477
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:17,890
玩得开心点
478
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,690
我要去辛辛那提参加乐队比赛了!
479
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:21,760
怎会不开心?!
480
00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:31,080
你每两周收到薪水的呀
481
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,310
是啊
482
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:35,820
但正如我们给她弄的
Justin Bieber签名一样
483
00:17:35,820 --> 00:17:37,730
无需让她知道事实
484
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,740
这真是件美好的事
485
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,390
赶紧把牙补好
486
00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:44,020
这就去
487
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,190
搞什么东西?
488
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,430
Brick 这水管哪来的?
489
00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:13,160
我从Glossner家拿来的
490
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,280
什么?
491
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,200
那我一直在说Rita以为
492
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,120
我偷了她们家水管 你怎么一声不吭?
493
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:23,570
哦 我以为你说的是裤袜
494
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,740
听着 我们要在别人发现前
赶紧把这玩意儿处理了
495
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,520
你确定这是Glossner家的吗?
496
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,370
我想他们大概是偷的Donahue家的
497
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,400
Donahue家的人可不会
把我的胸给打凹了好吗
498
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,160
所以还是要处理掉它
499
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,340
还有 Brick 此事就此不提
500
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:58,220
就像我们买给Axl的签名X游戏海报一样
501
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:02,810
说真的 她怎么老是这样?
502
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:11,880
你俩准备溜哪儿去?
503
00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,450
准备去牙医那补牙
504
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,300
我有次咬在警察的腰带上 也成了这样
505
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,130
那很有趣
506
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,990
我们该走了
507
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:28,040
没人照看他 所以我带上他一起
508
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,760
也不是说我们屋子现在没人在啦
509
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:31,940
我知道我的水管在哪儿
510
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,160
不 你不知道
511
00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,570
我撒谎了
512
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,320
有人帮我放回草地上了
513
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,290
橙色那个?
514
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,620
能找回真的太好了
515
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,680
我们Glossner家的人犯了错都会承认
516
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,650
这也是家族中众多人入狱的原因
517
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,050
我们正直
518
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:55,620
嗯 是
519
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:58,100
这 这很令人尊敬
520
00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,430
我很欣赏
521
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:02,390
所以我想邀请你们全家周日
来我家参加泳池派对
522
00:20:02,390 --> 00:20:03,800
不用麻烦了
523
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,910
我不想欠你什么人情
524
00:20:04,910 --> 00:20:06,490
必须来
525
00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:07,400
好的
526
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,440
行
527
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,230
到时见
528
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,920
我没能搞清楚那水管
是怎么到Rita家去的
529
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:15,140
可能是其他胆小的邻居所为
530
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:16,490
但这事关Glossner家
531
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:20,340
所以Brick和我还是把那水管处理了
以防万一
532
00:20:21,770 --> 00:20:24,300
Brick和我自那晚后再也没提那事
533
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,980
但他对另一个话题则滔滔不绝
534
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,910
大家有问题吗?
535
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:33,040
当姑娘们说"想要"的时候
是指她们当下就想要
536
00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,170
还是可以让我先看完书再说?
537
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:37,520
他把Axl告诉他的
全都告诉了那帮小孩
538
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:41,370
看护把这一切告诉了我们...
539
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,170
我们又告诉Axl
540
00:20:43,170 --> 00:20:45,270
至少他传达了一个信息 原来
541
00:20:45,270 --> 00:20:47,180
我们没和任何小孩说起过
542
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:47,790
是啊
543
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:51,260
每开始一段路 都有不一样的结局
544
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:54,500
如果那天我不是去散步
就不会碰坏牙齿
545
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,190
也不会去看牙医
546
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:59,430
就不会发现把补牙药
放进我嘴里的姑娘薪酬很高
547
00:20:59,430 --> 00:21:01,880
而且可以整天穿舒适的鞋...
548
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,650
从而让我决定走上新的职业之路-
549
00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:05,820
牙医助理
550
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:10,250
相信我 这件事的教训至少是
牙齿很重要
551
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,530
再来一罐?
552
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,460
好的
553
00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,740
那还不飞奔去你家拿些过来
554
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,070
我帮你看着孩子
555
00:21:17,820 --> 00:21:20,280
左右不逢源
第四季 第5集
556
00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:23,940
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