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翻译:小北七七七 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对:小白次草草【楼上丢手机神马的弱爆了
时间轴:定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第四季 第9集
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* 钟声一响无法停 *
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* 歌曲一唱无法闭 *
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* 礼物一送无法要 *
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* 所以不如坚持到底 *
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* 等到结婚后再继续 *
(在倡导婚后性行为= =)
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好了 孩子们
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咱们下周见
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Timtom牧师是不是超棒的?
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确实比陪老妈买菜有趣
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自从我坐不进购物车之后
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边走边读什么的真是要命
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嘿 Brick 有时间吗?
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我有时间的 Timtom牧师
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神马事?
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你好啊 Sue Heck
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其实我是有事想问Brick
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过一阵就是我们的圣诞庆典了
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"耶稣的摇滚生日会"
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如果你肯出演贤士 一定如虎添翼
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{\a6}"Three Wise Men" 东方三贤士的故事
出自圣经马太福音
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因为你是我知道最足智贤能的人了 Brick
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反正现在是节日期间
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我也不怎么忙
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那好吧
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等等 我也不怎么忙的
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- 我能加入一个吗?
- 那我当然欢迎
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但这个只针对12岁以下的孩子
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切 行 没问题
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不过别担心
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我为你留了个相当重要的工作
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真的吗?
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你到时愿不愿意
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为小货摊做些饼干?
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我超爱饼干的！
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还有小货摊
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我就知道你能靠得住 Sue Heck
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还有真的很高兴
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你能参与演出 Brick
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什么演出?
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好了 我已经为所有信用卡
做了最低偿还
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缴清了自己的第一期学费
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还顺便忘了给支票签名
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所以应该够我们再撑一周了
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干得好!
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而且我们还剩20块来买圣诞礼物
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好吧 可能不止20
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但说实话 Mike 今年真的有点紧
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我们哪年宽裕过吗?
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所以我们必须想个省钱的法子
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来渡过圣诞关
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毕竟孩子们都大了
他们会懂的 对吧?
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也许可以送他们手工礼物?
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你懂的 发自内心什么的
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他们还是会要礼物的
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好吧 那不然...
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我们出门打打雪仗 堆堆雪人什么的
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共创奇迹般的圣诞记忆?
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他们还是会要礼物的
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好吧 那不如这样...
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我... 假装自己死了
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然后在圣诞那天闪亮复活
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"惊喜! 我还活着!"
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"真高兴你没挂 妈!
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"所以我的礼物呢?"
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好吧 总之会有办法的
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猜猜怎么了?
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Timtom牧师要办一个
超酷的圣诞庆典
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"耶稣的摇滚生日会"
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Brick会参演 他演三贤士之一
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但重要的是... 我... 负责做饼干!
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Brick要参与演出?
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而且我要做饼干! 哈! 神奇吧?
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是啊 哇噢 Sue
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所以你有角色吗?
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我演那个
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把乳香带给婴儿耶稣的贤士
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其实我想要没药
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没药
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{\a6}在耶稣诞生的夜晚
三位贤士分别带着黄金 乳香和没药前去祭拜
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妈 咱家的饼干模具在哪里?
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在商店里
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我不知道 Frankie
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Brick参与演出?
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在众人面前? 我们的熟人面前?
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我知道
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这么听着好像确实不是个好主意
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但谁知道呢? 说不定能成气候
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好莱坞的那些演员都是怪咖 不是吗?
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Brick也很怪啊
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嗯 这点绝对没错
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我不知道 Mike 说不定他会让咱惊艳
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他不会的
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你去哪儿?
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我答应了Rusty去帮他搬些家具
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是啊 因为谁都知道
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搬家具的最佳时机就是天都黑了的时候
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我想是他的什么朋友
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要给他一些旧东西
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而且想让他在自己回城之前
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把东西搬走
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简直荒唐 说真的 Mike
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你弟弟究竟有什么毛病啊?
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不如问他"哪儿没毛病"来得简单吧
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嘿 Axl 我在想...
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不如今年圣诞清晨
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我们做些不一样的事?
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我们睁开睡眼 冲出家门 堆起雪人
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喝些放了小棉花糖的热可可
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共创一些美好的圣诞记忆?
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酷 然后再进屋来拆礼物对吧?
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那这台灯呢? 也搬走吗?
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哦对 行啊
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他有没有说要给你这灯啊?
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有啊 有有
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等等 等等
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噢天
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还随身带着那个火柴盒汽车呢?
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那玩意好像我们小时候你就有了吧?
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是啊 我喜欢在排队什么的时候
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把它拿在手上玩 紧张时的习惯
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不玩它就抽烟
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其实是又玩又抽烟
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你还说放不下呢
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看来有人欠我一顿早饭了
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是啊 我欠你的
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今晚脾气不大好嘛 Mike
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哪儿不对劲吗?
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对 很不对劲 Rusty
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我不知道是要
把这些家具都搬到我的车库里来
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我们还没把自己的旧物
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从Marlene那儿搬出来嘛
我可能忘了告诉你了
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好了 快把这车库门关了
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咱可不想让别人知道这些东西在这
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等等
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为什么不想让别人知道在这?
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这是你的东西 对吧?
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对啊 我光明正大赢来的
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什么意思 "赢来的"
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就是之前我跟几个哥们玩扑克
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我说玩幺二
(一种扑克玩法)
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我当时嘴里是嚼着一大把玉米没错
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但大家都听到我说的了
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而且如果你问起被拿家具的那哥们
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- 他会怎么说?
- 噢 他会说是我们偷的
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那当时桌上的其他人会怎么说?
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他们大概也会站在他那边
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你知道警察就爱互相撑腰嘛
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你是在说我们刚闯进了一个警察的家里
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还偷了他的家具? 你疯了吗?!
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听着 任何玩扑克的陪审团成员
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都会站在我这边的
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别想把这些东西放我车库里 Rusty
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现在就送回去
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现在不行 我得在车主发现丢车之前
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赶紧先把那卡车弄回去
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所以你还偷了一辆卡车?
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他是会这么说 但他欠我的
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你知道那些人的 永远拿啊拿
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从来不归还
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是啊 我还真知道
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我想想... 20个参演人员 每人2个家长
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还有兄弟姐妹 1.5个祖父母
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再加上工作人员 教堂的人
以及5%的意外备份
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好的 我总共需要...
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1200个饼干
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Sue 被子
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抱歉
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猜猜谁在JJ Macky's找到兼职啦?
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干嘛人们老爱问"猜猜谁"呢?
我知道是你啊
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你就不能配合点么?
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他们招假日兼职的人
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关键是
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可以在本来已经低廉的价格外
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再打七折
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真好!
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能帮孩子们弄到圣诞礼物了亲
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* 我们要跟随星光 *
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* 嘿嘿嘿 我们要跟随星光 *
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* 我知道它看上去有点远 *
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* 但我们要要要要跟随星光 耶! *
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看见了吧? 我说什么来着?
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怪
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你好 Penny? 我是Frankie
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我第一天上班 我俩要一起共事了
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欢迎加入 Frankie
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你会喜欢这儿的
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我们感觉自己像一个大家庭
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太好了
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所以间隙的时候我选了几件东西
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这是给我女儿的
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她喜欢彩虹
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我儿子一直想要这个收音机闹钟
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上面会直接显示时间的
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因为我觉得没必要
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把它翻转过来才能看到是中午
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好了 一共78.96
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等等 你没算我的员工折扣
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对 这要20天后才能享受
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20天?
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那都要到... 圣诞前夜了
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嗯 是啊
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有些人想做这份工
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只是为了买礼物
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- 买好就辞职
- 什么?
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我可不是这样
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我是做长期打算的
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我非常想要
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在此做到老死
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如果是这样
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我们都会签一个背心 装裱好
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把它交给家人
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接下来几天内
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Mike的哥哥Rusty上演各种变幻莫测
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嘿 Mike
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我在取家具的路上
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后来发现我没有鞋子了
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再联系你
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Mike好消息 我弄到卡车了
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但老爸让我帮他取折叠椅
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要到拉斐特的殡仪馆取
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坏消息-- 我们被耽搁在拉斐特了
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我再联系你们
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抱歉有段时间没联系了
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我弄丢了你的电话 后来又找着了
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不过 今天不太好 再联系咯
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你在干嘛?
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享受我的新窝
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你的新窝堆满了偷来的家具
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嘿! 不是偷来的
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是Rusty叔叔赢回来的呢
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现在能麻烦你把门关上吗?
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暖气跑光了我可不买单
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圣诞节前的日子飞逝
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我的圣诞礼物也随之飞快消失
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我不确定尺寸是否合适 但只剩这件了
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看上去如何?
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胖 我不是说您胖
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这件外套显胖
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还有那个彩虹形状?
对你来说有点太幼稚了
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我穿是有点幼稚
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买给我侄女好了
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收音机闹钟
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享有圣诞节折扣的希望迅速消退
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我只想把脚翘在
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糖罐上
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但Sue已经把我橱柜里的糖霜用光了
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所以我要去拿我储备的
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当真?
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成气候吧?
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阳刚 不失趣味
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这儿没你的糖霜
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我把那个和你其它东西放后面去了
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因为太碍眼
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还有圣诞节我不要电吉他
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我要特色地毯
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有利于空间感觉塑造
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别太舒适了
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都会还回去的
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就是你这种态度我才要搬出来的!
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在Axl享受他叔叔偷来的家具的同时
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Mike正忙着要还回去
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这是什么?
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这小破车怎么能把家具运回去?
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我觉得如果堆叠方式正确...
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我擦 Rusty!
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你不能总这样! 够了!
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你要把我逼疯了!
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你不负责任 言而无信
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说不准你还算重罪犯呢!
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嘿嘿嘿 我觉得你无理取闹
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我一上午才把这车整好
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加了两美金的油
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这个我都不会问你收钱
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该说句谢谢才是
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Sue 饼干工厂该打烊了
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我要翻冰箱做晚餐
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没关系 我们晚餐有安排
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我们去Axl那吃
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不能空手去拜访别人嘛
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我不干了
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- 什么意思?
- 我不干了
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我要和我弟断绝关系 玩完
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我让他别来过圣诞节
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真的?
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如果他是朋友
我多少年前就会和他断绝关系!
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这段关系只会让我头疼!
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我也不想听到 "为了家庭" Frankie
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我做够了 结束了
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那好吧
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好
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啊呀
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我忘了圣诞晚餐的饼干了!
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有多少人要来?
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爷爷和Rusty叔叔来吗?
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该来的会来 不该来的不会来
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我不演二号智者了
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Brick
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我要演二号和三号智者
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因为演三号智者的人老爱推人
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所以我的新台词是
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"我带给你乳香
他带给你没药(都是香料)"
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Brick 太棒了!
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两个角色
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人家一定觉得你很好
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你可以说你想要说的"没药"了
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该有总会有
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那是什么?
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Axl圣诞节派对的邀请卡
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你们没有吗?
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真尴尬
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我的圣诞树呐?
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Axl正积极着手准备圣诞节
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还有10天我的圣诞折扣才能有效
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我也在以我的方式做准备
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我想你肯定不会相信客人们
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竟把东西藏在货物里
以便他们在降价季购买
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哦不 我相信
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我们明天要干嘛?
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为耶稣尽情演唱!
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好
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Brick 累了一天了 我们走吧
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好 等一下
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我要改一下我的皇冠尺寸
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Brick
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节日会让人压力倍增
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是啊
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要知道 Mike 我感觉到
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我觉得你有烦心事
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我是很好的聆听者
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不 我很好
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家人关系很难处理
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是吗? 我没想过
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你要知道 你不是一个人
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一个人也很好
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我说的是到楼上去
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到别的公寓去
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* 和楼上的人谈谈 *
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* 他会悉心听你的祈祷 *
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* 不仅只是向你问好 *
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- 怎么
- * 在你享受盛宴之前 *
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* 和楼上的人聊聊 *
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* 试试去祷告 *
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* 圣经全年每天都为你敞开 *
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好吧 是呀
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谢谢 不过小马队正在重建
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我不想分散他的精力
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要知道 他很擅长一心多用
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我打赌他可以同时兼顾你和小马队
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只是要你考虑一下 Mike
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我会的 Brick!
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我过去找他
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好的
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我工作的第二十天终于到来了
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我的折扣终于可以兑现
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我所要做的就是结算一下
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付钱 然后赶去看Brick演出
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你看 又找到藏起来的东西了
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我都不想告诉你
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我刚刚从一个模特内裤里
拿出来了什么
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按规定 我不能再把它们拿来卖了
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那什么 让我替你把
这些东西放回去吧 Penny
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你这周工作得够辛苦了
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谢谢 Frankie
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你真是个非常能干的人
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我本无意索求你的称赞
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但我还是笑纳了
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笑纳...
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太棒了
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嚄! 拜托!
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眼睛 眼睛 熊熊
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眼睛 眼睛 熊熊
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眼睛 眼睛 抽筋了!
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哦 天啊! 手抽筋了!
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不要! 现在不行! 现在不行!
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快 Sue 动作快
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我们快赶不上你弟弟的演出了
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噢 不!
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我被打劫了!
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我那些无与伦比的家具呢?
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那些不是你的东西
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我在采石场找了几个人
借了辆货车
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然后把它们全送回去了
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那我现在要住哪里?
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- 住你房间怎么样?
- 在享受过车库豪宅后
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我不可能再搬回那间破屋子
你是疯了吗?
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我需要自己的空间!
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那个 我弟弟...
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我是说... 你也看到了
你无处不在嘛
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我只是想知道自己这样做对不对
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我 我如果你给我启示
我可能会不知道 或者...
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这到底有没有用我都不知道
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Frankie会比较虔诚
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如果你告诉她
然后她再告诉我
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那就没问题了
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总之 Andrew Luck(橄榄球员)
的事谢谢你
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饼干! 来拿你的圣诞饼干吧
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过了这个村就没有这个店咯
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请大家找位置坐好
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耶稣的摇滚生日会
就要开始了
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孩子们排练得非常认真
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所以 坐好 慢慢欣赏表演吧
感谢各位光临
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你去哪儿了? 怎么这么迟?
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00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:11,110
我正在把礼物藏到
一个很高的货架上
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这样就不会有人跟我抢它了
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- 有才
- 我知道 可不是吗?
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00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:16,800
然后有人把我的梯子推走了
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然后我就被困在上面了
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我下来的时候商店已经关了
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经理也走了
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我不得不从门下滚出来
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所以你什么礼物都没准备咯?
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没有 没礼 没有礼物
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但明天就是圣诞节了
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哦 是吗 Mike? 难道我会不知道吗
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* 天使告诉玛利亚 *
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* 你将会得到一个孩子 *
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* 约瑟夫别担心
因为你有个神圣的父亲 *
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已经到了圣诞前夜
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而我们却都不在状态
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Brick的演出也没能拯救我们
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* 因为你有个神圣的父亲 *
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* 我知道这听上去很怪 *
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- 他在干什么?
- 我不知道
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* 未免误会 *
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* 这是一个圣洁之胎 *
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00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:53,780
看啊 东方的明星
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他会指引我们找到新的国王
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00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,750
我们应该把我们的儿子带到埃及去
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把他从希律王的愤怒中解救出来
431
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:09,760
你演的不对
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00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:12,170
这是一个非常重大的时刻
而你没有表现出来
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现在他成导演了
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00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:16,550
我为您带来了黄金
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Brick!
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00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,960
我为您带来了黄金
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00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,370
我为您带来了黄金
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他为您带来了乳香
而他为您带来了没药!
439
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,520
他现在在做什么?
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00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,020
他在向上看
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现在他在看下面
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他在转他的王冠
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他现在在吃饼干
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是我做的吗?
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有时候别人想给你惊喜
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有时他们并不想
447
00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:48,960
有时候他们做了
和你预想的一模一样的事
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看来我们近期没什么希望
搬到好莱坞去住了
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00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:58,000
没错 没戏了
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00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:05,840
这些是和舞台上的圣人
吃的一样的饼干哦
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00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,200
嘿 Sue Heck
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00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,190
后勤工作相当出色哦
453
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:12,280
不 我失败了 但是没关系
454
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:14,140
你可以直说的 我承受得住
455
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,610
好吧 可能不行 所以
我会对自己宽松一点
456
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,650
当你竭尽全力做一件事时
你是不会失败的
457
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,520
我要去布鲁明顿了
458
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,810
那里将有场各宗教联办的雪仗
459
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:26,190
在欢乐 安全的环境里
460
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,340
解决数千年来存在的纠纷
461
00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:31,630
我可以带一些你做的
美味的饼干过去吗?
462
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:32,690
可以
463
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,210
真希望饼干能再多点
464
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:38,240
噢 我车里还有一千块饼干
465
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,080
我说真的 一千块
466
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:44,820
Brick!
467
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,270
你怎么了?
468
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,460
你在台上时好像有点心不在焉的
469
00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,300
真的?
470
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:55,500
是呀 后半段你一直都
背对着观众
471
00:19:55,830 --> 00:19:57,340
好吧 至少我尝试了
472
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,450
尝试
473
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:02,190
老弟 你太有才了
474
00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:03,770
这段表演简直就是一塌糊涂
475
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,960
直到你出场了 真的
476
00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:07,490
你给了它生命
鞋子磨地板那段超好笑的
477
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:09,420
谢谢 我看电视节目
478
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:12,200
里面那些男的都穿着亮亮的短裤
然后在地上跑来跑去的
479
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,820
我非常喜欢那个
鞋子摩擦地板的声音
480
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:16,690
Brick 那个是篮球赛
481
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,830
是呀 没错 击个掌
482
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,330
来 再一次 你就只能那样吗?
483
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,290
没拍到 这次不行了
484
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,320
没碰到 噢 没关系 再来
又没碰到! 抱歉
485
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,790
在那个时候 Mike明白了...
486
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,490
Brick就是Axl的怪咖弟弟
487
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,410
但如果让他设想有一天
他们彼此不再说话了
488
00:20:34,410 --> 00:20:37,200
他一定会难过死的
489
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,470
我跟你说 老哥
这是个黄金机会
490
00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:42,710
我不知道 Rusty
491
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,690
拜托 Mike 我能
放得了几只美洲鸵给你?
492
00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:50,590
- 这是什么?
- 妈妈?
493
00:20:50,590 --> 00:20:51,540
这是个玩笑吗?
494
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,170
好啦 那些是JJ Macky的圣诞邮包
495
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:57,100
而它们代表了即将实现的礼物
496
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,680
一辆卡马罗汽车? 太棒了!
497
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,020
转过来
498
00:21:02,350 --> 00:21:03,810
一件衬衫?
499
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,790
于是Mike和Rusty和好了
500
00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:07,970
那并没有很困难
501
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:10,930
因为Rusty甚至都
没意识到他们有在吵架
502
00:21:10,950 --> 00:21:13,860
而我在圣诞节第二天
趁着五折降价再加我的员工折扣
503
00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:17,750
弥补了圣诞礼物
504
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,360
没错 Heck家族赚翻了
505
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,180
我想我们可能
多了一条家庭惯例
506
00:21:23,510 --> 00:21:25,100
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