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翻译:田七愧对小冰人 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对:草爷小冰人【七七不让再加注释了...
时间轴:定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第四季 第10集
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从古至今
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哥哥欺负弟弟天经地义
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但有时弟弟也能占上风
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把吉他还我!
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不要 我玩桌面冰球光明正大赢来的
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你拿着又没用!
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谁说的
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我用来贴便签
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反正我比你高大壮实
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我可以直接抢回来的
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你要敢抢 我就去跟你所有的朋友说
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我玩桌面冰球赢了你
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我最喜欢这根线
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那叫弦!
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还剩一天就是
"未知星球"的新书发布会了
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现在已经进入最后准备阶段
所以我会每小时更新进展
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Brick 别整那些计时贴了
你爸答应了会带你去
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你们又没靠谱到哪去
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对了 别忘了我的道具服
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我需要一顶毛茸茸的帽子
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一副长得像石头的手套
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当然 还有一个长长的尖鼻子
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我可不想看起来像个白痴
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Brick 现在马上到我房间来
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我有超重要的事要说
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你们肯定都知道了吧
爸妈的结婚纪念日就要到了
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20周年也!
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所以我们要为他们做些啥?
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我们每天都在照亮他们的生命啊(= =!)
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他们还想怎样?
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我想为他们弄个盛大的惊喜派对
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就像你们上次为我准备的那样
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你们掩饰得太好了
(其实压根没准备 = =)
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记得吗?
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Sue 我要忙着看书呢
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第七本"未知星球"大结局明天就开卖了
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我大半生的时间都在看这套书
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六年呢!
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等的就是这本大结局
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拜托 这是他们的20周年也
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我有个主意
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不如这次就算了
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等他们40周年的时候再办场大的如何?
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Axl 有没有40周年还不一定呢
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他们一天天变老
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说不定到时候已经挂了
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哦天哪
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Sue 管管你的嘴
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好吧 这样...
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我们简单分工下就好
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邀请函?
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我来弄 食物?
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交给我
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那找场地呢?
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那个还是我比较拿手
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这样吧...
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你俩只负责准备小短剧就好 行吧?
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- 可以走了吗?
- 随便啦
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好吧 但不要一起出去
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而且大家都要保持淡定
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别让人生疑!
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所以我才觉得他应该会把重点放在
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那些住在外环的Silligans上
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但他们从第四部起就没再出现了
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所以谁知道呢?
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反正不是我
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好吧 我从头开始讲
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就是有个存在于时空之外的星球
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其未来完全取决于
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强大的矮人战士Gallantra
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你们的20周年纪念日
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这可是大事哦 Frankie
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真的真的很重要
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哎呀 人们总爱小题大作
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不过是19年后面的一年嘛
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不过还是谢谢你让我给他买了张贺卡啦
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这是在干嘛啊?
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我猜一定是新书签售
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我那Joy Behar的签名就是在这拿到的
(谈话电视节目主持人)
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你读过"Joy妙语"吗?
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我把我那本借你看
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今天是"未知星球"大结局的新书发布会
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话说Mike和Brick应该在里头排队呢
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噢 我看到他们了
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在那呢
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瞧你家Mike多帅
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是挺帅的哦?
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有了
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我要打给他 跟他说
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我看到一个帅哥在书店排队呢
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你俩太有爱了
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他们要把Soran和Ramale带去外环!
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外环啊! 我就知道!
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你今天是不是有接到我的电话啊?
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哦对 好像是吧
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可能是没听到响铃
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哦是吗?
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真不巧 我当时路过书店
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看到你掏手机了 你一看是我打的
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就立马决绝地把手机塞回你那
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装满零钱和线头的裤兜了
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Nancy Donahue也看到了
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没错 那是相当的尴尬
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所以你就是因为Nancy Donahue
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看到我没接你电话而生气?
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不 我生气是因为20年后
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我老公都不再想跟我说话了
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要知道这是我们20周年纪念日诶 Mike
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这可是大事
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真的很重要!
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拜托 Frankie
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你难道不会偶尔觉得疲惫 不想讲话?
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不会 我老公打来 我肯定会接
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万一有什么急事呢?
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所以是急事吗?
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不是 不好意思
我打去只想告诉你你很帅
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看 这就是手机的坏处
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它让人们不管突然想到什么
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就随时打电话跟人说
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我的做法是
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记住一天当中发生的趣事
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等到回家再跟大家分享
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你想想
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这样... 是不是贴心多了
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哦我懂了 所以你不接我电话
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其实是贴心的表现 是吧?
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我只是说事情有两面性嘛
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不 没两面
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只有你超过分的一面
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知道吗
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现在看看
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我倒庆幸你没接我电话
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因为你根本没那么帅
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一点都不
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你其实看着挺老的
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谁见到我的"未知星球"那本书了?
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我刚看得眼睛痛死
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就把它放到了冰球桌上
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才一会就不见了
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那可真奇怪啊
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你
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是你偷了我的书!
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Brick 我偷你的书通常就一个目的
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...在上面画咪咪
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那如果我画了呢
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是一定会展示给你看的
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你还对吉他耿耿于怀呢 对吧?
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你无法忍受把吉他输给我的事实
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所以就拿走了我的书
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妈 快让Axl把书还我
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你吃完饭就会找到它了
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但我吃饭的时候要看的
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那看来你只好先休息下了
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所以 Mike 我已经等不急要听听
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你攒了一天想要跟大家分享的趣事了呢
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大家安静
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你们老爸要说话了
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悉听尊言
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其实吧
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还真有些趣事
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今天是Dave的生日
所以财务处几位女士为他办了个生日会
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嗯 搞得他相当惊喜
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哦天哪
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刚才好险
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我天
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老爸说"惊喜"的时候
我觉得他完全看穿我们了
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真不知道你俩怎么镇静得下来的
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我的书到底在哪 Axl?
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我知道是你拿的
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在见到证据之前
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我绝不接受如此恶毒而虚伪的指控
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"法律与秩序"看来的 学着点
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Axl!
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你们能别吵吗?
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他们都快要看穿我们了!
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哦天哪!
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上来了!
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涨上来了!
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等等! 你们要去哪?
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我需要你们的帮助!
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当Sue进一步深陷她的派对筹备工作中时
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Brick继续着他越发绝望的搜寻
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在找这个吗?
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我就知道
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我就知道是你拿了
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快还给我
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听你说了那么多关于这本书的事
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我决定亲自看看这书
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当然不会全部看啦
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只看最后一章
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想知道结局吗?
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什么? 不
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不不不...
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料很足哦
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别啊 Axl 请别告诉我结局
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我花了六年的时间
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等着看这个结局!
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我不知道 感觉很好呢
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我要与人分享
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我把吉他还给你
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马上还!
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我不想要吉他了
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我现在对阅读感兴趣
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别啊 Axl
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拜托 请...
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请把书还给我
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嗯 好吧
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谢谢你
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Faxon教授一早已经死了
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不!
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第七层空间是Faxon教授的臆想!
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不!
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未知星球就是四百年前的地球!
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不!
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Brick?
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我可能杀死Brick了!
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哦天神 还这样?
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都已经两天了
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你简直在无理取闹
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让我觉得好像是我的错
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好 随便你
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我只想说 你该吃点东西
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这样不健康
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还有两天就是20周年纪念
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我真要一直吵下去?
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我觉得Mike也该接受教训了
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Mike 对不起 我-
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Mike?
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这是什么?
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你在干什么?
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没什么
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吃块牛排
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哦 我的天
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哦 我的天
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Frankie 别发作
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我只是- 你看你先是不接手机
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现在又这样-
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我不敢相信
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这没什么
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这太有问题了
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你是怎样? 你起来到这里吃牛排?
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你就坐在这儿
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背着我吃?
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嗯 有些时候
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有些时候?
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你以前也这么做过?
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这很安静 我喜欢
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你是说你不喜欢白天的生活咯?
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不喜欢 你喜欢吗?
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这...
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我觉得这太无礼了
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你在午夜时背着我享乐
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你背着我偷偷享乐
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Frankie 别这样
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你小题大做了
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就是一块速冻牛排
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来 你来吃吃看?
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不 我不要吃
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我想要应我丈夫之邀
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与他共进晚餐
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这简直要比
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外遇还恶劣
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什么?
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我能理解
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如果你遇到某个比我年轻貌美的姑娘
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但你对谁都不感兴趣
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太伤人了
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就是一块牛排
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我饿了
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做了块牛排
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我转过身来准备说"对不起"的
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我是要准备道歉的
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你这样说也太方便了
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每次都是你"即将"要做什么好事之前
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我做了会被你责怪的事
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还有
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我不是转过来准备道歉
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我是转过身来准备道歉
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真该接那通电话啊
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嘿 老Mike爷爷
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你怎么来了?
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你收到我的留言了吗?
关于我父母结婚纪念派对的
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好像没
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我的答录机都罢工了
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下周二
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到时会有很多演讲
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祝词之类的事
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我在想你是否
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有什么关于他们的事
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想要说的?
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不 不用了
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不会吧?
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那不如说说你第一次见我妈的情景?
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这个...
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她看上去非常好 我就问了
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"你确定要嫁给这家伙?"
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她就说"是的"
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然后我说"好吧"
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你还想听更多的事?
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她是想听 但从老Mike那是无法找到了
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我们为什么要在爸妈卧室碰头?
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因为爸妈不会想到
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我们会来这里
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还有 目前一无所获
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派对一塌糊涂
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教堂是没办法借用了
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他们周二晚上要朝圣耶稣
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外公和外婆在度假
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老Mike爷爷断然拒绝
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我让他们所有的朋友空出这天来
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没一个人空出来!
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你和Brick把小短剧写好了吗?
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没 当然没
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所以基本上...
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我们什么也没准备好!
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你知道吗?
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这都是你的错
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我本来可以让Brick帮我的
可你把他弄坏了!
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这... 他拿走了我的吉他
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这是他自找的
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我这是以牙还牙
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你们知道不?
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没有什么能够阻挡我
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因为Sue Heck是不会放弃的
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为什么不呢?
如果有任何人该放弃 那就是你
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我们只要将规模缩小!
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简化
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用我们自己的方法
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但仍然要特别
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仍然是高度机密!
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所以... 要守住!
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别出错!
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我在想我们明晚可以出去吃
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庆祝结婚纪念日
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听说他们重修了喷泉
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换了新的喷头
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行 但我觉得我们应该少吃点
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因为我知道凌晨一点
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你在客厅还要单独吃一餐
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听着 我只希望能快点过去
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20年的婚姻生活之后
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"听着 我只希望能快点过去"
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真是谢谢你了
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这太美好了
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简直如童话一般
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你太过重视这个20周年的事了 Frankie
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记住 我们都说过这只是个数字-
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19年后的又一年
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没什么了不起的
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显然是
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这些小孩为什么
总把他们的东西落在这儿?
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Mike 你看这个
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他们要为我们办一个惊喜派对
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我们的朋友家人在教堂欢聚
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真不相信他们会这么做
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音乐 演讲和小短剧
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都会发生的哦
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每条都划过了
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我们有最懂事的小孩
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我们有最懂事的小孩吧?
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是啊 几乎可以让你原谅
与你共造他们的丈夫了
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快 把这个放回Sue的房间
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好的
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第二天是我们的结婚纪念日
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我非常兴奋
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孩子们就没那么兴奋了
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你俩!
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你们应该帮我准备聚会的事!
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你们都知道自己的职责 快动起来!
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姐妹哈?
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她疯掉了
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幸好我们还有彼此 对吧 老弟?
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拜托 Brick
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你还想要我说什么?
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我又不能让时光倒流
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说出去的话我也收不回来
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是我做错了 对不起
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我们继续做好兄弟 成么?
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我一个人应付不了那些人
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我不运动
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我没有大票的朋友
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我只有书
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你不看书
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你不明白
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你不知道经历不同的世界
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和那些你比对家人
还熟悉的人一起历险
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同生共死的感觉是如何
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你有爱过任何东西吗?
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你能想到爱过的东西吗?
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这些是我的朋友 Axl
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我世界上最好的朋友
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你夺走了我生命的一部分
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那是我永远不再能找回来的东西
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你夺走了它 还毁了它
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派对之夜到来了
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Mike和我也充分地
准备好迎接惊喜了
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现在要怎样?
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不知道
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我猜就等着吧
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你觉得他们会准备派对巴士吗?
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话说 就算我已经知道会有惊喜了
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但想到大家跳出来
大叫"惊喜"
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我还是觉得很兴奋
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你们今晚要做什么呀?
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没什么 无所事事
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无所事事
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噢 是吗?
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因为我觉得你们
会有一个20周年纪念派对!
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什么?! 不是吧!
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- 你说真的吗?
- 没错!
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你听到了 Mike?
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我好惊喜哟
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跟我来
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不是 在这边
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欢迎
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在美味的意面晚餐之后
我们将有一个可爱的
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汇聚了小品 演唱
以及婚姻庆典的
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难忘之夜
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现在请坐下
享用一番美味的开胃菜
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你确定我们的椅子够吗?
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好了 Brick 上开胃菜
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你没说我要做开胃菜啊
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请恕我失陪一下
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我有叫你做!
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我说了有五次!
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我说的话你有听到任何一句吗?
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随便弄点做得快的东西!
我去拖住他们!
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看来开胃菜要稍微推迟一点点咯
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那么在你们等待的空档
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我们来做照片蒙太奇吧
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Axl! 派对开始啦!
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我有点事在忙!
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现在是一些照片回忆时光
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嗯嗯
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棺材里的小孩是谁?
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给
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如果你们想知道晚餐
如何结束 就请问Axl
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30分钟后依然没有吃的
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或者朋友 家人...
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只有Sue以及一锅开水
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我开始怀疑那本
笔记本上的内容
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抱歉让你们久等
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应该很快就好了
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噢 我刚刚得知
我们的汽水没有了
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所以来点振奋人心的凉白开如何?
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这要么是世间最棒的惊喜前误导
451
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要么是现实就是如此
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我猜现实就是如此了
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真的?
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要不是别无选择
你还会坐在这么?
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又过去了30分钟
我们依然没有东西可吃
456
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:43,730
现在情况很明晰了
不会有人来了
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这太不可意思了
因为我看过笔记本
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所有的事情都被划掉了
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然后他说 "所以你
真的要嫁给这家伙?"
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00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,580
然后妈妈说 "是的"
461
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然后他说 "那好吧"
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你们真应该听老Mike爷爷
说这个故事的
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超级浪漫的
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这里发生什么事了?
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事情就是我必须
一个人做完所有事
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因为你一点忙都不来帮我!
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我跟你说了我有事在忙
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这也焦得太离谱了
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好啦 谁吃黑色部分?
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谁吃浅色部分?
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Axl 这不好笑!
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一切都毁了
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而那些是我仅有的意面!
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整个派对就是场灾难!
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噢 不 Sue
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不是这样的
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这真的非常...
478
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:34,980
非常棒
479
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,040
才不是呢!
480
00:18:36,050 --> 00:18:37,350
我知道它不是!
481
00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:39,280
而这都是因为你!
482
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,680
我们本来计划好的
483
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:42,290
那可不是我们的计划
484
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:43,210
那是你自己的计划
485
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:46,160
这次是20周年纪念
我想让它别开生面些!
486
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,150
你总是这样子!
487
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,240
你总是对所有事都大惊小怪的!
488
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:50,550
我们要为家人付出!
489
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:51,990
你知道你能为家人做什么吗?
490
00:18:51,990 --> 00:18:53,230
就是让大家都喘口气
491
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:55,270
我只是想做一件有趣的事!
492
00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:57,520
你总是想做一件有趣的事
但它从来没有有趣过
493
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,850
得了 赶紧速战速决吧
494
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,230
- 我不想速战速决!
- 这是不是小品啊?
495
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:02,580
起码Sue让你踏实坐这看了
496
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,060
Axl也让你看得挺欢的
497
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:04,760
你的意面坨什么都不是
498
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:05,900
只是一堆垃圾!
499
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:07,560
我不想让它变成垃圾的!
500
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,590
给你们带来的不便我们深感抱歉
501
00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:16,550
但很显然
502
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,720
我们还要继续延迟一会儿
503
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:22,170
或者你们在等待的时候
可以吃点冷麦片?
504
00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,300
Sue 可以了
505
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,300
没关系的 这样可以了
506
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:27,120
今天是你们的20周年纪念日
507
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,920
我只是想把它办得完美一些
508
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,770
噢 只是个数字而已
509
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,790
而你已经做得
510
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,000
远比我们好多了
511
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,830
我们甚至没给对方买礼物
512
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,480
这话说你自己吧
513
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:39,910
这是什么?
514
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,190
打开它
515
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,610
噢 Mike! 我的天啊
516
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:50,140
噢 爸爸
517
00:19:50,170 --> 00:19:51,880
真贴心
518
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,870
好漂亮啊!
519
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:58,070
等着 我给你写了张卡片
520
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,150
我去 它肯定在这附近
521
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,880
我再签个名就可以了 但是...
522
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,050
Frankie
523
00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:08,720
我真的好喜欢它
524
00:20:09,890 --> 00:20:12,270
最后事实证明
那个不接我电话的人
525
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,000
那个半夜自己吃牛排的人
526
00:20:14,010 --> 00:20:17,370
存了一整年的钱只为给我买只戒指
527
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:20,250
没错 就算是这世界上
你最熟悉的人
528
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,320
他依然能给你惊喜
529
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:27,150
没错 有时他们
会让你非常惊喜
530
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:28,690
给
531
00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:29,730
这是什么?
532
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,970
这是一个...
533
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,590
是"未知星球"的新结局
534
00:20:32,590 --> 00:20:34,760
我自己写的
535
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,600
这样 那个 你就可以重拾
536
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:41,760
你错过的经历 或者... 之类的
537
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:42,940
真的?
538
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:44,870
你为我而写的?
539
00:20:47,930 --> 00:20:49,470
好烂
540
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,590
你确定吗?
541
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:52,880
说不定你只是没看懂
542
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,740
那整个的星球
543
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,380
存在在一条巨大的龙的胃里
544
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,730
当巨龙把它整个吐出来时
545
00:20:57,740 --> 00:20:58,670
那就像是...
546
00:20:58,680 --> 00:20:59,990
我 我懂了
547
00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:05,090
其实吧...
548
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,600
你有个更好的方法来补偿我
549
00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:13,060
问题在于你从来
没试过去欣赏书本
550
00:21:13,060 --> 00:21:15,500
第一册 第一章
551
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,040
Gallantra 壮硕的侏儒
552
00:21:18,060 --> 00:21:21,390
在我们的银河系之外 超越时间
553
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,760
超越记忆的某处
554
00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:27,110
存在着一个奇妙的星球...
555
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,050
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