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翻译:草儿家的七七 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对:七七家的草儿
时间轴:定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第四季 第11集
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高中校园处处是地雷
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但Axl几乎毫发未损地安度了四年
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直到高三最后一学期的第一天
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- Foster
- 到
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Randall?
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到
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- Heck
- 到
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- Heck
- 还在呢
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不对 这上面写着咱班有两个Heck
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那肯定是排印错误
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因为除了我没有别的Heck...
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除非...
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抱歉我迟到了
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Axl!
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我不知道你也在上这课呢
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哦天哪
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这是我哥
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还有件事...
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你干嘛总像个白痴一样
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举手问问题
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拜托像个正常人那样盯着时钟
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等打铃下课就行了好吗
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是啊 抱歉我积极参与课堂了
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怎么了?
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我正坐在生活技巧课上
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想自己的事情呢
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突然Sue飓风卷了进来
(飓风常以女性名字命名)
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刮着最炫怪胎风到处下呆子雨!
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你去上那课干嘛?
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那是给高一高二的选修课
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不是给重修两次数学课的废柴高三生上的
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我修了两次的是英语好吗
现在谁才是白痴?
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快让她退课 不只是我
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她毁灭的还有其它30个无辜的生命!
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好吧 显然你俩不该同处一室... 永远
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不能谁换个课程期
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或者学校 或者其他什么的?
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听着 如果我说试着友爱相处
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一定会忍不住自己笑出来
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你们干嘛不假装不认识对方呢?
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我也这么打算的 但Sue一直找我讲话
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你把我的桌子都推到走廊去了!
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你让我别无选择!
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够了 送你们去学校的目的
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就是好让我们省省心
至少一天中有七小时
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不用管你们的事
现在去做你们的作业去
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我没作业
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不 我们有的
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看到没?! 这就是我说的!
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听着 管你喜不喜欢 活着就是麻烦
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你们得学会泰然处之
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我们得干嘛来着?
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当麻烦来了的时候?
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与此同时 Axl并不是唯一一个
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在课堂上遇到不速之客的人
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你在监视我吗?
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别审问了
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我全招 来 请坐
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我是Fulton医生 校心理咨询师
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你的社交技巧老师
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给我说了些那个叫Brick的孩子的事儿
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话说如果真要搞心理咨询那一套的话
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我要求吃小饼干 护士都给小饼干的
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我能直说吗 Brick?
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你好像没有太多朋友
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但我能理解
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要知道我30岁才交到第一个女朋友
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但现在可不是聊Shelly的时候
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- 我就直入主题吧
- 拜托了
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就我所有的观察来看
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我从没见过你跟其他同学有所交谈
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我不知道
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但我确定我说了"拿一个走再递回来"
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要知道 建立联系
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并没有你想象的那么困难
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你看到走廊里的那些孩子们没?
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他们有一整套
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无需语言即可沟通的交流方法
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有时可能只是很细小的动作
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比如微微点头
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他们还觉得互攻私处没什么大不了的
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经典总是永恒的嘛
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但好消息是
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我想我能教你一些技巧
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好帮助你交到更多朋友
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- 你愿意试试吗?
- 我有其他选择吗?
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不 没有
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我觉得最佳的方法是
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把我们的课程安排在你的图书馆时间
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什么?
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不 图书馆时间不行
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你不能这么做 我知道这玩意的流程
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你们做任何事之前
都必须先得到父母的准许
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噢 但是Brick...
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我已经得到了
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你好 娘 你好 爹
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所以现在我需要心理医生了?
我真有那么怪咖?
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你并没比平时更怪
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只是学校突然间好像关注起来了
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你们不觉得这事得先跟我谈谈吗?
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说好的 "你长大了 Brick"
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还有 "我们应该让你加入谈话 Brick"呢?
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只是为你好 而且还免费
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就这么定了
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是免费的没错吧?
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嗯 确认过两次了
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很好 因为我总算向保险公司报障了
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显然他们会赔
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但至少得要一周时间
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才能处理我们的索赔
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啥? 一周时间没有挡风玻璃?
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现在可不是开敞篷的季节 Mike
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这下我们该怎么办?
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生活技巧项目一
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你们会被分配到一个职业
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你们需要写一份十页的材料
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然后制作一份简历
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并配合做好PPT
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给你们两周调研时间
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然后需在课堂上展示发现成果
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记住 青年才俊们
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说到底最重要的生活技巧就是...
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玩得愉快!
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这项任务将两两分组进行
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所以大家不妨行动起来 自由搭档吧
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看他们还说哥做不到
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超级合体鞋带
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还有哪位同学没搭档的吗?
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很好 那就你俩一组啦
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不!
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听着 Axl
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跟你搭档对我来说也不是什么享受
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你以为我不想跟Spencer Hegman
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那种出了名的关注细节的人搭档吗?
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我想啊 但我却只有你
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所以让我们至少尽力而为吧
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关于写材料你有什么想法吗
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- 没
- 简历呢?
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没了个没
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食品示范呢?
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Axl 别闹了!
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Vijal Bawa和Connie Wong都已经开始了
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- 这我知道得很清楚!
- 哦天哪
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学校的Sue比家里的Sue还要讨厌
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你能放松点吗 我们还有两星期呢
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13天半后再来找我
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Axl 你不能等到上场前一夜!
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我当然能 他们就希望我们这样
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啥?
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真的 Sue
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老师们可懒了
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他们知道完成一个项目只需一天
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但如果他们每天都给我们分配任务
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他们就得每天都评分
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他们不想 我们也不想
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这是种心照不宣的约定
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你凭什么来搅乱美国的教育体制?
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我们世界第一的称号可不是白得的
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认输吧 中国!
(你个脑残美国骚年 = =)
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这就是为什么便宜货都是中国制造
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好了 Brick
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现在我要教你一招 叫做眼神交流
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试着让你那小眼睛动起来
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真心地向其他学生敞开心扉
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另一个办法... 你喜欢看书
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何不找几个小书友
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试着和他们交朋友?
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你想看什么故事情节的?
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人与人对决? 人与自然对决?
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要不我推荐本上好的书信体小说给你?
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绝对可行的交朋友妙策?
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找出其他小孩热衷的活动
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和他们一起玩
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嘿 Brick
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我想他们在玩捉人游戏
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是啊
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我一直一直被别人追上
现在我是鬼(追其他人的那个)
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我刚上了够劲儿青年网
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做了"评估你的任务伙伴"测试
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你测出来是"严重缺乏协作精神"的人
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恕我直言 不敢苟同
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我就知道你会这么说
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所以我在兄弟姐妹网上
给你做了排名调查
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知道吗?
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你是"游手好闲的哥哥"
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所以...你懂的
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随便了 这些事好无趣
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除了在厨房地板玩投篮
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我刚发明的 棒毙了
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我知道你自认是具有反叛精神的人 Axl
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但人生在世 有时必须按规矩办事
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我出门一小时前会涂好防晒油
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我会一直等到公交车停稳了再下车
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你以为我不想大吃特吃面包? 我也想啊
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但规则不是这样的
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这项任务的规则
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是你和我分工协作两周
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一起完成
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我们一定要按规定做到 先生
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因为你Ax的王国可以接受D
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但我Sue城是不接受D的
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我并不是指爱荷华州的Sue城
是你眼面前的Sue城
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Sue和Axl沟通的进展
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与我们和保险公司协商的进展相若
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我不能开没挡风玻璃的车出去
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我要点创新精神
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所以不应该想当鬼的?
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是的
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但鬼不是最有权力的吗?
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如果你是鬼 你该去追别人
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谁说的? 如果我是鬼
不应该由我决定该怎么玩吗?
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鬼
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好了 真够无聊的
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晚安
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别急 该你洗碗了
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是哦
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我也希望洗 但不行啊
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明天有个很大的作业演示
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所以我去看一会电视
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预热好脑子就去开工
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不麻烦了 已经做好了
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并且打包装好放在门边了
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谢谢你一点忙都没帮
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等等 这不是你俩的作业吗?
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- 是的
- 是的
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我想她已经撇下我一个人完成了
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难以置信吧?
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我也想要学习的呀
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她剥夺了我这个机会 她好自私
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这样你就可以洗碗了 我想
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除非... 戳 该你了
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看到没 Brick? 游戏是这么玩的
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- 等下 Axl 我们还要决定...
- 我不会帮你洗碗的
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...演讲的时候如何分工!
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你不能一股脑把事情推给我...
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我不能回暖了
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真的 我到屋里已经好几个小时了
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还是好冷 你试试我的脸
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移开你的冻鼻子
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又不是我的错
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我们需要挡风玻璃
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很快就会有了
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这是保险公司的支票
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等等
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他们驳回了我们的申请?
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什么? 什--
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我来看看
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钱呢? 这里没有支票啊
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信封里不放支票是我们的把戏
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我不希望被人如此对待
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驳回理由是编号426E
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什么是426E?
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"上帝的行为"
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我们有上帝的行为啊
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我们买的综合保险
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记得吗? 你当时觉得太贵了
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然后我说我们另一个安全保障计划
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是乐透 所以最后还是决定买了
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知道吗?
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我记得收据就在这儿
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我们付了保险费了
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我记得 因为我们付款有点迟
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那人很有礼貌地接受了
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是啊 拿钱的时候当然有礼貌
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返还钱给我们才是他们介意的
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我们去找他们
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把我们的车带去
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让他们知道他们造成什么后果
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我是不会就这么躺着接受的
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我有个想法 Brick
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我还没把你武装好
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就让你找其他小朋友聊天
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是我的疏忽
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所以我给你写了个脚本
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关于沟通技巧
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我想这样可以帮你预习一下?
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"干嘛呢 伙计?"
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"你懂的 放松下"
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"不错啊"
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"嘿 伙计 我喜欢你的造型"
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"看上去挺酷的"
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"你看上去也很酷"
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"对了 我很喜欢你的眼神交流 朋友"
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"谢谢 有空一起出去玩"
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"你觉得呢 兄弟?"
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我真的不认为自己会说 "兄弟"
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好的 这没什么关系
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我们来换一个...
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改成"好朋友"?
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我能问个问题吗?
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我到底为什么要和小孩交朋友呢?
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我是说-- 有什么意义呢?
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他们对我所说的话不感兴趣
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我对他们的交谈也没兴趣
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你也见过他们在走廊里的样子
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你推我挤 踢来踢去
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以莫名其妙的叫喊为乐趣
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如果有人放屁 那将成为他们一天的高潮
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他们互相追逐
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以便让他们自己被追逐
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那游戏我依然没弄明白
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这倒是 Brick 但是...人人需要朋友
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我有朋友啊--
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图书管理员 学校安全员 还有你
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谢谢你 Brick
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这--
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这让我很感动
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但我是指你要有同龄朋友
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但如果你看我整个人生
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我不是会花更多的时间
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和成年人相处吗?
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是的 但是--
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你想想
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如果我们所做的事只是为了给我
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以后的人生与成年人相处做准备
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在这点上我不是已经领先其他小孩了吗?
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理论上来说...
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那... 我还有什么必要
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和小孩交朋友?
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Flurry先生! 灰白很好看...
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一如既往
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谢谢你 Axl 比赛打得很棒
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Axl! 你去哪儿了?
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你有没有看我留给你的便条?
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我们今天第一个演示 第一个!
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冷静点 学生Sue
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我会边做边学的
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这是Axl方式
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不 这是会被当掉的方式
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你跟随我的引导 按便签卡上写的做
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别发挥了 我把你的围裙给你
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哦 不
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哦 不!
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- 哦 不!
- 怎么了?
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我拿错袋子了
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这是你的破烂!
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哦 天
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哦 天 我们死定了!
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东西都在那包里--文件 展示板
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便签卡 菜单 还有围裙
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提醒我为全班准备食物的便签
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在冰箱外面
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我就交给你了一个任务...
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你把所有事都交给我来做了!
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好吧
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好吧
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完了
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我们要得"F"了
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我现在是得"F"的人了
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我就是这种人
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或者我该去弄个刺青
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就这样了? 你打算这么放弃了?
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我的天啊 你是怎么了呀?
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时间还没到最后一刻呢
我们还有 大概 五分钟
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我们还来得及
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嘿 Steve
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咋样?
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你咋样 Ax?
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差不多那样 嘿 还记得
在湖边那次
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我把你介绍给Lindsay Sullivan吗?
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进展如何了?
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伙计 她现在成我女朋友了
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我欠你个人情
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没错 确实 你可别忘了
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好的
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好啦
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"嘿 Michelle 帮我个忙"
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好的 我很期待
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来听听每个人的成果展示
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我们时间有限
所以现在就开始吧
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我看... Sue Heck
报名第一个展示的?
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我是Michelle
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播报早间通知
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首先 Axl Heck能
到办公室来一下吗?
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Axl 我们的成果展示已经安排好了
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但如果你能找到一个愿意先说...
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我来 我跟他换
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好的 Steve 你和你搭档先来
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Axl 你可以去广播室
但要尽快回来
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课程的名字叫做生活技能
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而Axl显然合理的利用了自己的技能
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嘿 Erica 你在做海报啊
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- 你超级棒的
- 谢谢
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知道我能用什么吗?
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其中一张 差不多这么...
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Alan等等! 最近可好 老兄?
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00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:36,690
你可以黑进别人的电脑 对吧?
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因为有个文档在我妹妹电脑里
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她的密码是 "我心在试"
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所以 大家知道 干洗生意
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有很多的部分
贴标签 处理
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甩干 缝制 收集 还有...
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Beth 你上的是商务课 对吧?
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是呀 无聊死了
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一点没错 知道有什么好玩的吗?
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嘿 Bernice
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昨天的土豆泥做的超好吃噢
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我能帮你弄吗?
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我想你帮个忙
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好啦 现在轮到
最后一组成果展示了
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不行 不行 不 不 不 不
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你要去哪里 Heck先生?
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这些是什么东西
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嘿 Cameron校长
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我正要去我的生存技能课报告会
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我有点迟了 所以...
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我知道了 你有没有
走廊推行许可证?
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要是没有的话
你是不能推着这个车
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一路这么走过去的
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在这呢
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我肯定是放在后面的口袋了
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你或者可以把通行证弄成徽章
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这样就可以把它们别在这里或者这里了
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好吧 去教室吧
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00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,260
我很喜欢那个徽章的想法
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你比看上去聪明多了
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那是
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Sue Axl在哪里?
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女士们先生们
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Ax回来了
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噢 Sue 把她的稿子弄掉了 真笨
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00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,120
这样会把事情搞砸的
426
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:08,470
行 Sue
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好的 你们的书面报告呢?
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00:17:11,670 --> 00:17:12,870
当然有
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有十页那么长?
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实际上是11页 希望这样可以
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大家好 这是Sue 我叫Axl
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今天我们将是大家的主厨
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想想你们正在一间意式餐厅
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这些东西究竟是怎么凑在一起的呢?
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00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,240
不知道!
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谢谢 Sue 你说出了大家的心声
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我们一直有按时交保
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我们是遵守规定的人
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00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:04,760
实在不好意思 单子就在这里
440
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,940
那个是米花机的保单
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00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:11,740
这是Brick的水痘疫苗记录
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抱歉
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外卖单
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又一份水痘疫苗
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这份也是Brick的
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所以Sue才是没有打过疫苗的那个
447
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我刚刚找到了你们的档案
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你们的保单含盖了自然灾害险
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看吧? 谢谢 所以是
你把支票给我们
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还是要去咖啡机旁边那间办公室?
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顺便 那些甜甜圈是
供应给大家的吗?
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稍等片刻
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看上去一月十日的那个意外
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并非自然因素造成的
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什么?
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一根树枝掉到了我们的车上
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那怎么可能不是自然因素?
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树 是上帝所造
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被风吹倒了
这更是自然因素了
460
00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,900
确切的说是自然中的自然因素了
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00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,340
我们应该得到双倍赔偿的
462
00:18:56,350 --> 00:18:58,560
根据调查显示
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00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,730
你们的树修剪不得当
464
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你们有找过专业的树艺人员看过它吗?
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00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,770
哦 抱歉
466
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,790
我们之前的树艺人员辞职了
现在还没找到新的
467
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:09,390
你在说些什么啊?
468
00:19:09,390 --> 00:19:10,400
事情是这样的
469
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,870
除非你们有修剪树枝
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00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:14,510
使它保持合理长度
否则这就算疏忽所致
471
00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:17,180
我们怎么会知道合理长度是多长?
472
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,270
我只是猜一下啊
473
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,970
但我认为合理的长度
474
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:22,550
就是当刮风的时候
475
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,850
它不会断了砸在你们的车上
476
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:29,670
听着 当我们看到自然意外的时候
我们认得出来的 好吗?
477
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,480
我们天花板漏过水
478
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:33,460
我们的洗碗机漏过水
479
00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:36,560
我们遭遇过虱子 龙卷风 黑霉
480
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,070
红蚁 青蛙群袭!
481
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:40,020
没错 青蛙
482
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:41,520
那简直就是我们家的末日
483
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,130
我可没跟你开玩笑!
484
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,890
在别人的案子里
485
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:46,530
自然因素是不可思议的
486
00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:47,540
但我们的不是
487
00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:49,490
对待我们的时候他总是很直接
488
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,820
我们又不是要求很多的人
489
00:19:51,820 --> 00:19:55,450
但我们是会争取自己应得之物的
坚持真理的人
490
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:57,120
要是你做不到的话
491
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,100
那你们或许该去问问你上司
492
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,740
因为我不认为你想让
493
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:05,560
友善的 按时缴费的
像我们这样的客户生气地离开
494
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:08,140
我好生气
495
00:20:09,530 --> 00:20:11,070
Brick 你问我为什么
496
00:20:11,070 --> 00:20:13,220
你必须和同龄人交朋友 对吧?
497
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:15,570
然后我认真地思考了一番
498
00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:18,300
我的答案是这样的
499
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,780
我也不知道
500
00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:23,070
要是你的情况没有任何改善
501
00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:24,980
我就要去申请
502
00:20:24,980 --> 00:20:26,570
在五金店配钥匙的新工作
503
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:29,240
我只是以一个朋友的身份请求你...
504
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:30,390
你能帮我吗?
505
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:33,560
你能 你能 能帮我吗?
506
00:20:34,460 --> 00:20:37,310
我们能把时间改改吗
让我不会错过去图书馆
507
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,630
但一定会错过体育课?
508
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:40,920
成交
509
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,370
我们如何获得生存技巧?
510
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,290
有时候通过学习
511
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,860
有时它是与生俱来的...
512
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,310
有时候你只能等着天降奇迹
513
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,530
我们听说你们的车出了点问题
514
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,230
希望你们在接下来的几周里
515
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:07,980
不介意用一下教堂的车子
516
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,610
但我们需要你们帮忙接送一下
圣洁善良的老人们
517
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:13,880
礼拜三送她们去美容院
518
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,110
那车有挡风玻璃诶
519
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:21,360
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