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翻译:十二方 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴:定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第四季 第19集
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在中部地区 有件事是你可以期待的
那就是在漫长寒冷的冬天过去之后
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春天会带着希望与无数可能性到来
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而这个春天 万物都已Sue始
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嘿 Sue
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驾照考得怎么样了?
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哦 我又失败了
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不过考官只狂叫着踩了刹车两次
所以我觉得我开始渐入佳境了
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嗯 我在洗车时候给你买了这个
海滩香味的空气清新挂饰
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想在等你通过的时候给你的
不过它的味道好像有点弱了
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所以我只想送给你祝你好运
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我喜欢海滩
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谢谢
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好的 再见
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- 再见
- 再见
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再见!
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姑娘们 走吧!
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车要开了
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哦 不好意思!
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是不是有人忘了这个?
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快走! 你还想不想待在网球队里了?
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想!
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另一方面 Axl正处于一场
漫长的寒潮之中
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好啊?
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我不知道 Axl
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这两天我一直在给你打电话发短信
你都没回
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所以当你问我"好啊"的时候
我不知道该怎么回答这个问题
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我的朋友通常只会回句好啊
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嗯 我真是为你的朋友们感到高兴
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不过我的男朋友通常是会接我电话的
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也许我不接你的电话是因为
我以为你有其他事情要忙
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你什么意思?
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我的意思是 那天我经过你家...
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看见你正牵着前男友的手
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我正朝车子走过去
Cliff抓住了我的手 但是
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逮到了
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但是...我很窘迫 进了车之后
我告诉他这样非常不好
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因为我有男朋友了
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嗯 看来现在Cliff是你的男朋友了
你们两个为什么不去买辆嬉皮车
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然后余生都生活在把蔬菜
装在盒子里分发给人们的公社里?
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听着 我问过你几百次
他在这里会不会让你不舒服
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然后你不停地说你不介意
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我不介意 没关系 没事的
都没关系
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是啊 如果你需要不停地问我
也许你该想明白我并不是不在乎
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这不公平
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如果你有问题 你应该和我谈
而不是表现地这么不成熟
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你知道吗 算了
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我甚至不知道该说什么了
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对了 我喜欢有个女朋友!
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真是太有趣了!
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好吧 只是提醒一下
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"黄金单身汉"明天晚上季终
(美国相亲节目)
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所以如果你想吃晚饭
就自己开车去买吧
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好吧
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嘿 如果你想带我坐直升机去
夏威夷火山上空 请便
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在那是之前 看这个
就是我逃避现实的工具了
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我以为奥斯卡奖才是你的逃避之法
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我有很多要逃避的 行吗?
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嘿 Brick 听着
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嗯哪 我知道的 黄金单身汉
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是的 每个人都知道 黄金单身汉
播出的时候 我会全神贯注
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我的地理考试得了个D
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老师说你必须在这儿签字
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干得好
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我今天晚上可以在宵禁之后回来么?
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Darrin和我准备在他的车里亲热
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玩的开心
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又弄丢了一本图书馆的书
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他们说我们必须付全价来赔偿
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游戏太棒了
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我是说比赛
虽然我半路才学会用这个词
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我得补充点电解质
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你们现在看到的是奥森中学
网球队的最新成员
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你进了网球队?
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嗯 事实上 我不是用进的
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教练以为我本来就在队里
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我试图告诉他我不是
但是那时他意识到了队员不够
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没有我的话 他们会输掉这场比赛
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- 所以你赢了?
- 哦 天哪 没有
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在最后一击的时候
我打出了一个教练所说的很弱的吊高球
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而我的对手打出了一记
教练所说的 猛烈的高球扣杀
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你就是这样弄伤脸的吗?
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不 是在回来的车上
从车窗外飞进来的鸟弄的
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我没想到
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鸟喙还挺尖的
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所以下一场比赛是对阵Terre Haute
而我的教练说他非常希望我 什么来着?
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退出?
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训练 所以 爸 我想让你陪我出去练习
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拜托 你是唯一能帮我进步的人了
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我不知道 Sue 每次我试图教你体育
都是我吼你哭
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就是这样的
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你爹想说的是
他很乐意帮你
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哦 太棒了! 谢谢你 谢谢你
谢谢你 谢谢你
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哦 还有 妈 我得为这身队服付钱
所以我需要一张支票...
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你知道吗? 我还是播出
黄金单身汉的时候再问你吧
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好的 我们来练习一下
你的手眼配合
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我希望你像这样练习在球拍上
上下颠球
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明白了? 试试看
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我该这样颠多久 爸?
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等到我看完体育版
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好的 让我们来练一下正手击球
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准备好了?
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好吧
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眼睛盯着球
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然后心里想着
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反弹 击球
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反弹 击球
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我教你垒球的时候你怎么没这样?
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反弹 击球
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太棒了
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反弹 击球
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Sue 我必须说
你打网球并不是糟糕到不行
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什么... 哦 爸 别这样
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你让我不好意思了
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我告诉你 Frankie
她能盯住球哎
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能移动脚步 也有力量
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用下封袋夹 大家!
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没那么难!
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她打得真的很好
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我的意思是 当然还在Sue的程度内
不过这次并不算个灾难
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哦 太好了
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你有没有在听我说话?
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你知道Sue的 对吗?
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那个把棒球扔到自己眼睛上的人?
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我很抱歉 Mike
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今晚对于我来说很重要
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Blake要在Alissa和Kendall之间做选择
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你确定不想跟我一起看么?
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我这辈子最确定这件事了
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随你啦
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今晚 黄金单身汉戏剧化的季终集
Blake会选择
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Kendall还是Alissa?
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Alissa 宝贝!
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她一定行的
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哦 天哪 看她的晚礼服
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太美了
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充满泪水与戏剧感
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糊你熊脸 Kendall!
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如果奶奶不喜欢你
你就没机会
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接着 我等待了一整季的时刻
终于到来了
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Kendall...
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认了吧 你滚蛋了
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你愿意嫁给我吗?
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什么? 不!
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应该是Alissa!
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选Alissa 你个白痴 不是Kendall!
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你瞎了么? 难道看不见
你自己选了错误的女孩么?!
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Blake 恭喜
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三个半月的苦心经营
现在结束了
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我崩溃了
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永远的失去了Blake
而Alissa也没有机会把他争取回来了
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也许Axl在挽回自己的女友这事儿上
运气能好一点
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* Cassidy你照亮了我的存在
我无需再抵抗 *
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* 我的坚持就是前行 *
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* Cassidy *
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* 哦 我的天哪 *
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* 哦 我的天哪 *
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等等 别! 别
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糟糕
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昨晚挺疯狂哈?
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对了 你老爸速度可真够快的
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从没见过有人穿着卡骆驰鞋和睡袍
还能跨过栅栏的 不过...
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他还怒吗?
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事实上 我俩都怒了
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什么? 你怒什么?
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我真不懂你 Axl
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你嫉妒Cliff 一不开心就晾我三天
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之后你又丢石子唱歌点烟火
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这怎么能解决我们之间的问题?
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如果你听完整首歌...
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我们总是遇到这种情况 Axl--
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你做事前要动脑子想想
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抱歉 我爱上别人就没法动脑子
只能靠直觉
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你的直觉差点烧了我家
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为什么不和我沟通呢?
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你为什么不能不沟通呢?
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抱歉 Axl 我靠语言沟通
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我需要和能沟通的人在一起
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不好意思了
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我还真不知道我们开始约会时
签订过协议要我必须和你一样
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你知道吗?
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我还想到了同"Cassidy"押韵的词
可惜你没耳福了
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是"狂想曲"(rhapsody)吗?
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不是
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好的 Sue 开始了
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发得漂亮!
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真的很好!
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15比0
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30比0
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这个比刚才的还棒
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Sue 加油 记住 反弹 击球
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出界!
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不 我十分确定没出界 老爸
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不 Sue 我十分确定出界了
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可能太近了看不清楚
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好 是你的!
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40比0
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你还在床上?
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嗯 我遇到点小困扰今天爬不起来了
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现在都下午四点半了
看来这困扰够大的
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我就是不能接受他选了Kendall
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你开什么玩笑?
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不不 听我说--
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他和Alissa简直天生一对
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他俩都对航海感兴趣
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他俩都热爱去健身房
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你可以说他们之间没化学反应
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但这不关化学反应的事
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相信我 他们有化学反应的
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我开始觉得根本不了解Blake了
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那是因为你就是不了解
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我再也不想和你说这个了
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你发誓?
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比赛打得怎样?
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Sue表现还行吗?
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不行
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她一分也没赢
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悲催 她不开心了?
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她可开心了
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说这是她一生中最好的日子
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嗯 那就好
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她开心就好
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你该去看看她打球的情况
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她在整个比赛中不停赞美对手
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那很好啊
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才不好
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Frankie 比赛和生活相似
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如果她在赛场上容易被打败
她在生活中也容易被打败
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如果她在赛场上友善
她在生活中也会友善
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关键是她觉得开心
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开心?
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那些觉得开心的人最后都沦落到
蹲在垃圾桶旁生火取暖的下场了
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我可不会浪费时间
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Sue可是下定决心的
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既然要认真对待此事
就该好好带她一程
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她是一时巧合上了车
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叫我们怎么认真对待?
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她一直受挫
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我带她去打网球 看得出她有天分
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哦天
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怎么了?
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我想到Blake和Alissa的网球之约...
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他俩好自然
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谁知道
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或许只是为了收视率
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好啊?
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好啊?
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Sue在不?
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我警告过你永远别在我面前提她
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Axl 聊天室和留言板有啥区别?
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一个是窝囊废用的
另一个是十足窝囊废用的
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实际上 Heck夫人
聊天室就像和人在聊天
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就像我俩现在这样
留言板是你发表想法的地方
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谢谢你 Sean
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你愿意留下来做我儿子么?
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你搞这些小妞吃的东西干嘛?
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什么? 我和Cassidy以前周三晚上
在一起做沙拉 但是无所谓
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我又不是非要和她一起做沙拉
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她又不是沙拉之王
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而且 我要弄个照片分享
让她看到我做沙拉
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你们知道怎么在电脑上弄皱眉脸吗?
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我在上黄金单身汉粉丝网 "爱电视73"
认为Blake选择Kendall是明智之举
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皱眉脸就是冒号后退--
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你能别帮她了吗?
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那你和Cassidy玩完了?
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什么情况? Caxl分手了?
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我不知道
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但我是个男人 我不会爬回去求她
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谁要蜜汁核桃?
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当Sue和我吵架时
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我就会伸出手轻柔地抚--
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我向天发誓 Darrin
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你们需要新烤的面包块吗?
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伙计 你当真?
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当然!
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给我隔夜面包 我现在就能做
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搞什么 太不像话了!
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小伙们 假设你要和俩姑娘去骑马
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其中一个你和她有许多共同点
相处也愉快
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她穿上牛仔靴和太阳裙超级赞
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另一个超级废物 总是假装需要人帮手
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闭着眼睛笑得跟个白痴似的
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你们会娶谁?
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我的眼里只有Sue
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你敢再说一次 Darrin
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再一次
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不错嘛 Sue!
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准备好周五和劳伦斯维尔对战了吗?
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别开玩笑了
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我迫不及待
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他们的校园非常美
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嗯 我相信
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听我说 Sue 我想和你谈谈
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上次你表现得太友善 赞美对手
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谢谢你 老爸
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让我说完
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要知道 运动不仅是友善
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运动在于它有竞争性
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在于想要击败另一个人
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我记得我的教练说过这个
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如果你真的想赢 你要沉深点
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你要触碰到你的愤怒
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什么愤怒?
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你心底的愤怒
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我心底没有愤怒
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老爸 你心底有愤怒吗?
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有一点
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好 好
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你在做摔跤拉拉队时
帮摔跤手加油打气
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你希望他们赢还是希望他们输?
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我希望他们赢!
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所以当你在网球场上时
就把自己当成自己的拉拉队
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我喜欢
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所以如果你是自己的拉拉队
你希望自己赢呢还是希望自己输?
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我希望自己赢!
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所以你撑谁?
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Sue!
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- 加油 Sue!
- 加油 Sue!
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- 加油 Sue!
- 加油 Sue!
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Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue! Sue!
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击球!
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好球!
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真的假的?
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我知道 我知道自己很荒谬
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那只是个无聊的电视节目
但我就是想不开啊
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我本来确实有好些了 真的
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但后来 "人物" 周刊
登出了他们的整个蜜月计划
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他要带Kendall去阿鲁巴岛 Mike
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阿鲁巴岛!
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20年来 我从没有动手打过你
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但... 上帝啊
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不要指责我!
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最起码我不怕袒露
自己的感情 你个胆小鬼!
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我来露一手给你看看
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好啦 Axl 下个轮到你
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噢 你不会想和Ax哥
对战的 知道吗?
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否则他们一会儿得送你去
拇指急诊室去的
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我绝对会赢你的
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我有一对怪力大拇指
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告诉他 Deb
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没错 绝对的怪力
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怎么了?
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你害怕了?
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他胆缩了 对吧?
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我相当肯定他怂了
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我们敢打赌你害怕了
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好啦 放马过来吧!
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一 二 三 四!
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我们宣起拇指之战!
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挠痒大招!
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住手!
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好的
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现在你记住...
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强硬起来 雄起
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全力支持Sue!
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明白
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我真的好喜欢她的网球裙
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我能在开赛前告诉她吗?
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不行 现在就要加油
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Sue Sue Sue
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Sue Sue Sue
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Sue Sue Sue Sue
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Sue Sue Sue Sue
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- 好嘞
- 好了 Sue 开始了!
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15分
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那个球...
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30分
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不好意思 我必须说两句
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你太厉害了 难以置信
那个球打得棒极了
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不止是刚刚那球 是所有球
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你肯定为此苦练了很久
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我很抱歉我早先没说出来
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触网
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你打得很好
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我觉得上一次
你球抛得要稍微高些
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连续失误
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30比15
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我想你刚刚球抛得
又稍微太高了一些
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别担心
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00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,870
你下次会打得很好的
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出界
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打起精神来 你可以的
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闭嘴
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00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,740
事实证明Sue的友善
正是她最厉害的武器
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00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:55,070
随着比赛的进行 她向对手
发射了一连串的爱心攻击
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打得不错哦
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出界
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差一点
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但表现的很好哦
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00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:04,470
好姑娘 Sue 继续用
糖衣炮弹攻击她
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别放松
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00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:07,910
失球
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你就差一点点了
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下次肯定行 我发誓!
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00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,840
很好 形势良好 形势良好
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00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,220
顺便说一句 束发带好可爱
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00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:25,780
闭嘴! 拜托你闭嘴! 天啊
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00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,030
亵渎赛场
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00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:32,090
劳伦斯维尔失去参赛资格
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00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:35,820
然后他说出了三个
从未有人说过的字...
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Sue Heck胜!
404
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,090
真是我的好姑娘!
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00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:42,910
你成功了! 你成功了!
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00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,720
我成功了!
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00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:52,700
于是过了六天之后
是时候向前看了...
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开始暴饮
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00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,330
你在做什么?
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00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:03,120
有时候我会半夜起来
把Axl吃剩的沙拉吃掉
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00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,840
你尝过吗? 他还真有一手
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00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:08,100
你怎么还没睡?
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00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,820
因为 "黄金单身汉" Brick
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00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,670
我不知道我怎么就想不开呢
415
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,470
就连Alissa都重新开始了
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00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:16,870
她在和一个田纳西大高个约会
而且她回家去开始教尊巴舞了
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00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,130
她总是有迅速复原的能力
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00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,450
谁?
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00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,590
Alissa
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00:18:21,730 --> 00:18:25,210
还记得第六集
他们去蒙大拿钓鱼吗?
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00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:28,020
她当时尴尬到了极点
因为她是唯一一个
422
00:18:28,050 --> 00:18:30,100
不知道怎么穿鱼饵的人
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00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,910
但她坚持不懈 最终
抓到了那条斑点鲑鳟鱼
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00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,760
你怎么会知道的?
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00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,110
我当然很生气了
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00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:41,110
Blake从Kendall身上吃果冻
427
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:43,520
吃果冻
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你要是认真思考一下 妈妈
Blake没选Alissa其实是件好事
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00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,180
为什么?
430
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:51,470
还记得她在矿泉疗养所
哭的那次吗?
431
00:18:51,580 --> 00:18:56,750
她跟她的美容师说
这世间她最渴望的就是孩子
432
00:18:56,820 --> 00:19:00,890
而Blake在热浴盆里说得很清楚
他不想要孩子
433
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:05,490
所以咯... 现在的短痛
总好过等她想要个家了
434
00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,720
而他却没那想法时
才受伤要好得多
435
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:14,550
于是就这样
我内心的纠结解开了
436
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,290
Brick 你说得对
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00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,100
我从来没想过这些呢
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00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,870
就我看来 从他把Jessica
淘汰时起节目就结束了
439
00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,620
但后来我上网看到
她在忏悔室大崩溃
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她这人绝对是又怪又笨
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00:19:25,390 --> 00:19:26,680
一点没错 当然了
442
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:30,500
对 我最喜欢的就是
他们去水肺潜水那集了
443
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,030
我超爱那集的
444
00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:33,220
Kendall还以为那是浮潜
445
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:37,360
对 对 对 对 那天晚上
我睡了近期来最踏实的一觉
446
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:40,710
其实我要的只是
一个能理解我的人
447
00:19:41,130 --> 00:19:43,800
我只是从没想过
那个人会是Brick
448
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:45,200
但他说的对
449
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:47,770
就像Alissa在
月光野餐时说的那样
450
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,000
爱情就像一条河
451
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:52,230
每次遇到障碍物时
它就会另辟一条蹊径
452
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:19,370
你说得对 谈恋爱时
人们不总是用脑子去思考的
453
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,370
当我看到你和那个拉拉队员时
我只想把她的眉毛扯下来
454
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,320
真哒?
455
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:28,950
那个... 对你来说真是不成熟
的做法 但还是很棒
456
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:35,870
其实我有很多话可以说的
比如 "对不起" 和 "我是个白痴"
457
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:39,370
或者 "你分享的照片
让我好想念你做的沙拉"
458
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:42,240
但我不会站在这让你说的
459
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,000
那更棒了
460
00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:46,100
但我绝对会这样做...
461
00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:51,440
* 当我看到你的脸 *
462
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:57,240
* 一切我都不想改变 *
463
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:01,310
* 因为你无与伦比 以... *
464
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:05,430
你知道要是现在你吻我的话
我就不用继续唱下去了
465
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:09,760
* 当我看到你的脸 *
466
00:21:11,340 --> 00:21:15,860
* 一切我都不想改变 *
467
00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:18,420
* 因为你无与伦比 *
468
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:22,780
* 以你最初的模样 *
469
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:25,190
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