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翻译:浅草懿声 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对:浅草懿声
时间轴:定风波
720P iTunes:wss0427
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左右不逢源
第四季 第22集
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Sue 你这样等会又该昏倒了喔
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她这是干啥呢?
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我找到了妈妈以前的
无痛分娩法教学录影带
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我发现我现在很恐惧路考
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如果我可以控制好自己的呼吸
那我就能控制好驾驶了
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慢慢的把宝宝推出来
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好了
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我再去听一次霉霉的"无所畏惧"
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然后我们就可以去车管局了
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冲啊 Sue
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这么说来已经五月了
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是啊 她从三月起就一直在路考
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没错 但好像五月份有个什么事来着
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让我想一想 有什么节日吗?
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对啦 我就觉得有什么事...
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是母亲节喔
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我知道的 Frankie
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别担心 我在准备了
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Mike 你才没有在准备
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搞不好我真的在准备呢 你又不知道
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其实呢 我还真知道
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因为你总是拖到母亲节头天晚上
然后急匆匆冲去杂货店买东西
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我受够了不断从你们那里收到烂礼物
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我也受够了摆出一副很激动的嘴脸
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"好惊喜啊!"
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能不能这一次容我告诉你想要什么?
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太迟了 Frankie
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也许我已经给你买了最完美的礼物
藏在咱家的某处呢
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我才不信你
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好啦 出发吧
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老妈 祝我好运吧
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事不过三呐
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结果事情还真过了三
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然后又过了四...
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有火车 有火车啊喂!
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接着过了五
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我开的咋样?
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开得挺好的
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其实可以堪称完美了
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真滴?
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我自己下车好了
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Sue的道路崎岖
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而Axl却十分顺利
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Boss Co.公司新推出的代邀女生
参加舞会服务大受欢迎
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* 舞会要来鸟 *
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* 一定很好玩 Ben邀请你同去 *
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我愿意! 天啊 真不敢相信!
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这可比分手服务强多了
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我同意
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$147 牛了 钱够了
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够我们租奥森豪华轿车去参加舞会了
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我奶奶死的时候我坐过
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超级拉风
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我一路从天窗探出去一直到墓地
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伙计 真不敢相信你竟然不去舞会
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肯定巨牛逼
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是啊 我也不知道该怎么说
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Cassidy不是喜欢参加舞会的那种女孩
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而且她明确表明不愿意去
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名叫哈利路亚方块舞会
副标题"耶稣带领你"
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TimTom牧师来筹备的
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是为了帮助那些惹麻烦的青少年
洗掉纹身弄的募捐活动
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听起来真厉害
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我想可以让我妈送我们去
然后让你妈接我们回
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或者我可以开车接送
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我今天拿到驾照了
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第一次路考就过了
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第一次? 真的?
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- 是第一次
- 马路牙子没为难你吗?
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因为马路牙子特讨厌
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听着 母亲节要到了
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打算怎么着? 有什么计划?
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你都知道些什么?
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我什么也不知道
但我在信息食物链的底端
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也许老爸已经给你买了礼物
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嗯 我也是这么听说的
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信才有鬼呢
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听着 我知道你是最聪明的一个
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所以我才来找你说
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我只告诉你一个人
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是这样的... 这一次我想要
收到真正喜欢的礼物
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我不要床上早餐
不要鸡蛋撒的整个被子都是
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我不要一本拥抱优惠券
更不要画在旧收据背面的卡片
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我想要背部大师2000款
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在Brickstone商店就有卖 40块钱
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我想要带加热和红外线按摩球的那款
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你说怎么样?
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按摩球
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好孩子
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要不要搭车回家 Sue?
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我可以送你 还可以拐一趟酸奶店
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或者我送也行
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我上周拿到了驾照
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我11岁的时候就拿到了轻便马车的驾照
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不用 没事啦
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我和Brad一起坐巴士回去就好了
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我不想让他一个人落单
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猜猜谁刚通过了路考!
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Brad...
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- 天啊
- Brad 这车太酷了
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大头照我拍了五次
因为我笑的太开心
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都已经看不见眼睛了
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朋友们都拿到了驾照
这可是酸奶无法治愈的伤痛
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嘿 老妈 能聊两句吗?
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正好 Sue 我也想找你呢
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听着 这周末就是母亲节
我知道你爸什么都没准备
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所以我才来找你
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你是家里的女孩 只有你能懂
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我想要Brickstone商店卖的
背部大师2000款
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我要黄色的
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40块钱 还带加热和红外线按摩球
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明白了吗? 好极了
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X乘以2...
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不好意思 Poltorak老师
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抱歉打断您上课
但舞会就要到了 我发现
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这间教室里有一位特别的人
还没有被邀去参加
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我最喜欢一年中的这个时候了
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Cassidy 麻烦站起来一下好吗?
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Maya 你愿意和Kevin一起去舞会吗?
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好 天啊 我愿意!
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特别愿意!
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你他妈玩我呢?
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- 怎么了?
- 真不敢相信
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你知道自己约了学校所有的女生
却没有约我吧
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等下
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我以为你不想去呢
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你不是说"跳舞可傻了"
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"爱校之心有个毛线用"
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没错 但这还算是舞会
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到底要怎样 Axl? 要怎么做?
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需不需要我填张表?
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要花钱是吗? 多少钱?
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给 这里五块钱
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其实 现在临近舞会了
收费涨为十元
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好了
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Cassidy?
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可以和我一起去参加舞会吗?
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我不知道 也许那时候会很忙呢
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我不确定有空
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舞会是哪天来着?
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傻 我愿意
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是吗?
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嘿 TimTom牧师
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你好啊 Sue Heck
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你还好吗?
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其实不太好
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能和你聊一下吗?
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坐在干草堆上吧
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最近我心里有一种很奇怪的感觉
我无法理解
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我的朋友都拿到了驾照
但我一直考不过
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但当Brad告诉我拿到驾照的时候
我并没有替他感到开心
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反而想照着他的笑脸狠狠来一拳
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你说怎么会这样?
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看来有人第一次接触了
老朋友绿眼怪物咯
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这是什么意思?
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你嫉妒了 Sue 这个问题很常见的
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历史上许多人受过这种滋味...
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该隐与亚伯 以实玛利和以撒
乔纳斯兄弟和单向乐队
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你说得对 我怎么了?
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我是魔鬼
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事实是 Sue Heck...
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吉他不在这
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我用说的好了
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有时为朋友感到高兴不那么容易
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尤其是你处境不佳之际
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但要记住 替别人高兴又没什么损失
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说得好
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等等 我要记下来
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还有 你不是一个人
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我知道 我还有朋友
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不 我说的是天父
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他会在那陪着你
偶尔也可以让他把把舵
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可恶 "坐在救世主旁边的副驾上"
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此时正适合唱这首歌
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真是要命 我的吉他呢?
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你能等会让我去找下么?
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我又没驾照
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还能去哪儿?
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真想不到你已经要去毕业舞会了
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你看上去帅呆了
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好
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不急
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母亲节我要背部大师2000款作为礼物
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和你说是因为全家都仰仗着你
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你能把这事搞定
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Brickstone有卖 40块钱
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黄色 红外线按摩球 明白不?
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好 玩去吧
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好了
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学校里的人等着被我们的热情温暖呢
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出发!
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谢谢您让我们预演 Heck夫人
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这是个很棒的预演吧 Deb?
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真的很棒
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母亲节快乐
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您应该化个妆什么的
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您有点憔悴
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她看上去憔悴吗 Court?
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超级憔悴的
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好 玩得开心 姑娘们
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舞会之夜之后下坡路就开始了
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日历呢?
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我不知道
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已经是母亲节了?
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我以为还有一周
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这 是...
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2009年的 糟
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为什么这些东西总不扔掉?
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悲催 我已经向她保证
会准备一份超好的礼物 可现在我只能
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像以往一样在最后关头跑去杂货店
给她买点差劲的礼物了
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好吧 那之后我们可以顺便去下Brickstone
买她真正想要的礼物不?
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- 你知道她想要什么?
- 嗯
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不是
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不是
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不是
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我擦 Brick 你说你知道她想要什么的
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嗯是 当时我是知道的
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但之后我的脑袋又吸收了许多信息
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如果能帮到你 我想那应该是...
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某2000款的东西
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这儿每样东西都是2000款
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拜托 Brick 好好想想
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键盘?
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无线电手电筒? 无线电温度计?
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无线电剃须刀? 无线电啤酒冷却器?
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等等 这多少钱?
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父亲节给我这个
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现在我怀疑是不是Brickstone了
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啊呀我天 真美啊
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你真没参加过舞会?
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大一时我抗议过性别歧视的问题
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那是大头贴机器么?
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我去给Courtney拿水
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为什么是你去给Courtney拿水?
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因为她是我的舞伴
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不 她是我的舞伴
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不 你邀请的是Debbie
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我邀请的Courtney 你邀请的是Debbie
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没那么容易分得清吧?
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嘿 Sue 你妈和你说过
她母亲节想要什么吗?
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啊 这周是母亲节了?
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我完全忘记了
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我已经完全是自私自利的人了
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- 我到底怎么了?
- Sue...
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我又来了
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Sue 这不重要 就...
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她说她想要什么了吗?
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说了
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一样黄色的东西
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- 我觉得
- Brick
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把你的脸从那移开
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谁知道谁把什么甩进去过?
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继续
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我真记不清了
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怎么会有人记不清自己的亲妈
想要的母亲节礼物呢?
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TimTom牧师说的对
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- 我在...
- 黄色 收到
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喂?
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你妈母亲节想要什么礼物?
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我怎么知道?
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再说你怎么在舞会上打给我?
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你跨界了
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两天后我回家我们要认真地就此谈谈
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好
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我觉得老妈应该会喜欢这个
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如果我们要给她买她不想要的礼物
那不如买啤酒冷却器
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等等
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我觉得应该是这个
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背部大师2000款
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腰部支撑? 你开玩笑?
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我们不能给她买保健相关的
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到时又要上演到处
都是充气足浴的戏码了
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还有 你姐说是黄色的
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- 看 这儿有黄色的
- 算了吧
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不要给她买背部啥的做母亲节礼物
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我不要再买这样的东西了
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你知道吗? 我什么都不管了
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这该是你们头痛的问题
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又不是我的节日 她又不是我妈
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我妈不在了
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你们小孩应该自己想办法解决
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我不干了
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不敢相信三周后我就要离开了
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接下来三周的每分每秒
我都要和你在一起
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没有家人 没有朋友 就我俩
在一个盒子里 彼此凝视
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还以为你聪明呢
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暑期是三个月 不是三周
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不 我知道 但我说过...
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我被瓦萨学院的暑期项目录取了
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嗯 但我不知道那是暑期的
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那你以为是什么时候?
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我不知道 我以为是...
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是你学习暑期的一个课程
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我记得 是因为我当时想
"啊 瓦萨听上去挺容易的"
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这个呢?
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我不知道 你要靠你自己了
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买 还是不买 我无所谓
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我说了我不管了
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别这样 老爸
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我俩都知道你没可能全身而退的
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我只是个孩子
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真会让我为错误的礼物承担责任吗?
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我不这么觉得
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可以让我选 但如果我选得很差劲
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责任还是由你承担
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我擦
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这个呢?
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裤子?
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嗯 她喜欢裤子
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她总也穿着裤子
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这倒是
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你看 这里有黄色的
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我记得她好像没有黄色的裤子
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你见过她穿黄色的裤子吗?
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没有诶
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还有你看 现在做促销
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不会吧 这么棒的
黄裤子怎么会拿来促销的?
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这礼物好极了 她总说
想要个贴身的东西
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还有什么比裤子更贴身的?
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- 对呀
- 她绝对猜不到的
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就它了
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不好意思 女士?
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我想买条裤子给我老婆
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你和她身材差不多
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如果你稍微窄一点点
那你该穿什么号呢?
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我真不敢相信
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我已经为暑假
做了很多宏伟计划呢
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真的吗?
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对呀 比如 我们要去...
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去逛街 游车河 还有...
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玩漂流
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而你却打算抛下这一切
去跟一些老人家学习艺术
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Axl 拜托
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你知道我暑假
有多想和你在一起的
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但我不能只为了去漂流
就放弃这次机会
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"只为了"去漂流?
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你了解漂流吗?
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你坐在皮筏里...
顺流而下 这酷毙了
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为了更酷点 我们
各乘一条皮筏 你懂吗?
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在某几个定点
我们手全部拉起来
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- 连成一条大大的皮筏墙
- 听我说
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这对我来说是个很重要的机会
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但这是... 这是一条
很大的皮筏锁链
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抱歉 我不知道该怎么说
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这样很讨厌 但拜托 我意思是
反正我们最后也没法在一起
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什么... 这是什么意思?
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我不知道 我是说
我们会在不同的州...
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相隔千里
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我们三个月后反正
也要谈这个的 不是吗?
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我们只是现在提前说了
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你认为会是怎样?
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我认为你很了解
我从不思考
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但我们还有三周时间
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我们能不能珍惜眼前
及时行乐?
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嘿 各位 我是Sean Donahue
2013届的班级主席
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为什么分手还要等三个礼拜?
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如果我们都要分开了
那现在就分开好了
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舞会之王就是...
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是的! 我的好兄弟Axl Heck
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好的 而舞会之后就是...
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我想我们都猜到结果了...
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* I'm looking out the window *
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* of this big,big ship *
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接下来国王王后就要和
他们各自的舞伴跳一支舞了
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* And something in her eyes *
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* is like the morning mist *
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* as it lifts to show
the world's still alive *
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* somebody once told me *
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* you're gonna know right away *
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这是命运
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* Once you find that secret somebody *
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* to hold for the rest of your days *
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* 你觉得在嘴唇或眉毛上打洞 *
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* 是一件很热血的事 *
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但过程不是太干净
有可能会受到感染
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* 一个一次性的刺青
是反叛的快乐方式 *
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* 而传统的自省也可以做到 *
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* 所以记得三思而后行 *
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不要为了忤逆父母
就伤害自己的肉体
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那样可不好
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那么 我们来Rap吧
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青少年和父母
经常意见不合 不是吗?
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不能够
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我本来和我妈妈很亲近的
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但自从我拿到驾照以后
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她就总说 "开到这里 开到那里"
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去店里拿你的舞蹈腰带
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我懂 就像是驾照解放了你的整个人生
但在某些方面 你又仿佛被禁锢了
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现在他们还让我每周末
带Bottig外婆兜风
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抱歉 但比起看她用一个大储钱罐的钱
去买桂皮 我还有更棒的事要去做
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你们这些可怜虫!
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你们的人生就没有别的事可聊了吗?
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世界上还有很多事在发生啊
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问题少年在他们的...
私密区域刺青!
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我本来以为我是来参加同乐会的
但如果这是一个驾照同乐会
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那我还是去别的地方算了!
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Samson
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Tim Tom牧师
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你在做什么 Sue Heck?
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我让你失望了TimTom牧师
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我努力想替他们高兴的
但我还是很妒忌
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也许我命中注定不该开车
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我对驾照的渴望赶走了我的朋友
所以我不要再对驾照执着了
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我已经决定不考驾照了
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我来问问你吧
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你在学校考试的时候 问题你不是全都
能答出来 那你是不是就放弃走人了呢?
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不会 从没这样过
我都是尽力而为
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我还是能拿一部份分的
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一点没错
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我认识的Sue Heck不会
才失败了五次就放弃的
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现在上马来吧
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00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,930
我们要去哪?
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到时候你就知道了
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这是要做什么?
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发生什么了?
你们这是在做什么?
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00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:57,210
TimTom牧师说你觉得
嫉妒我们 但那真是太傻了
420
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,040
Sue 我们还嫉妒你呢
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- 是吗?
- 没错
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00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,030
你又聪明 又搞笑
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从没进过少管所
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你们家没有人有口烂牙
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更别说你还有女王的脖子了
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而且你总是拼尽全力
积极向上 永不言弃
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一点没错 Sue
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妈妈?
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你又怎么会在这的?
430
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:20,440
Brad打电话跟我说有急事...
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很显然它不紧急 所以
谢谢你吓我这一大跳 Brad
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但重点是
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我们都相信你 Sue
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我们知道你做得到的
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我知道你可以做到的
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你们说的对
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我从来不打退堂鼓的
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我可以做到的
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说干就干哟喂
440
00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,570
事不过六呐
441
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等等
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你这是第六次考试?
443
00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:48,100
哦 很抱歉
444
00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,890
这个试你只能考五次
445
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,780
然后就要等一个月才能再考了
446
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:58,730
那我就再练习四个礼拜吧!
447
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,870
一生中会有很多考试
448
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:10,690
嗨 Axl 既然我们现在又在一起了
今晚你想做什么嘞?
449
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:14,990
我们可以坐在外面
听蝙蝠挥翅 或者打保龄球
450
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:21,060
有的试你失败了又失败
哪怕人家给了你答案
451
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,840
黄裤子?
452
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,900
你们在玩儿我吗?
453
00:20:28,930 --> 00:20:30,720
我已经告诉过你们我想要什么了
454
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:32,700
我清楚明白地说了我要什么
455
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:33,950
我对每个人都说了!
456
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:36,410
背部大师2000款!
457
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:43,220
嘿 你都还没试这裤子呢
458
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,990
是呀 这个好多了
459
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:53,850
谁会给人买黄裤子的啊?
460
00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:56,350
我提过裤子吗?
我提到过黄裤子吗?
461
00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:59,040
有谁听到我说"黄裤子"吗?
462
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,930
拜托 我还能说得多明白?
463
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:04,390
你们知道吗? 明年
给我张支票就好
464
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,050
嘿 这事归他们管哦
465
00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,670
- 我只是...
- 噢 省省吧 亲
466
00:21:07,670 --> 00:21:10,470
等到父亲节 走着瞧
467
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,690
说真的 这裤子
你们要我拿它怎么办
468
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:21,340
还不错哦
469
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,580
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