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翻译: DIY苦命草 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed
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纵观历史 父母要面对的最大挑战之一
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就是开学第一天叫孩子起床上学
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当然 如果他们要去大学就另当别论了
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总算要离开这里了!
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爸 快起来! 出发啦!
快点送我去大学!
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- 虾米?
- 我得赶紧走
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爸要送我去学校 已经这么晚了
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Axl
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好吧 回见
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起来啦 老爹 咱们门口见
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我们要一起去
可不止是你"老爹"一人
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全家一起送你去学校
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为什么?
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因为这是标志性时刻 Axl
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这对我们 对你自己
而且对全家人来说
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都是标志性时刻
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我们得全家出动
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早说了她不会同意的啦
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好吧
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但别费事洗澡打扮神马的了
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我得赶在所有辣妹胖10磅以前到那
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{\a6}美国大学有大一新生一年长胖10磅的说法
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现在 我最后一次去Sue房间里
放个屁熏死她
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然后咱就出发
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这一天来了
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我们的小孩子要去大学了
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这一天终于来了 就是现在
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好啦好啦
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他学校离家只有42分钟路程
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咱该庆幸他没聪明到
考到更远的学校去
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嗯
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Brick Sue 出发啦!
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咱们送你哥上学去
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Axl说他和老爸两人去就行了
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Axl错了
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我们全家人一起去
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虾米? 不要!
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我不能去... 今天不方便
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今天我竞选
三年级同伴顾问宣布结果
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我不想错过通知电话
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等等 你去年不就当了这个吗
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不 去年是指导一年级新生
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现在这个是指导二年级那些
要去指导一年级新生的人
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成为三年级同伴顾问
可是迈向记录秘书职位的敲门砖呐
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我不想说哪打哪
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但我有写一篇相当牛的文章
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名叫"当无人看到 听到
或指导你时 自己导自己"
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而且我的面试进行的灰常顺利
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所以我才建议搞"混合周一"
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让一个比较"受欢迎"的同学
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带领一个看似"不太受欢迎"的同学
两人做朋友
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那就只能在路上接电话了
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因为这是标志性时刻
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- 咱全家人要送Axl去学校
- 妈妈!
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如果我们得送他去
那干嘛还费事送他辆车?
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他已经把车开到那边去了
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而且我不用事事向你解释
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我们都得送你哥去学校!
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你好哇 McCoy先生!
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我要送我大儿子去大学呢
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真是个标志性时刻 是不是?
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时间过得真是...
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好吧 祝你今天愉快
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嘿 你东西都带了吗? 带齐了?
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全部装好了
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等下 就这些? 你就带这么点东西?
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你不能带这些去
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学校发给你的那张清单呢?
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那是我的牙刷欸
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你干嘛?
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搞什么...
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没有闹钟
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没有洗澡筐 没有拖鞋
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清单上列的东西你一件也没准备
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我给你钱是让你准备单子上的东西的
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淡定 我有准备啊
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我有这个
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好吧 你没见过充起气来的样子
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另外 我还有一袋沙子
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我要搞个热带沙滩主题
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一定会很火辣的
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好 准备好要甩掉这死孩子了吗?
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他根本没准备单子上的东西 Mike
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尽管他声称搞定了 事实根本没有
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所以咱得绕一下路
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去一下卫浴商店
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不要
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不要绕路 我想赶紧到学校去!
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Axl 我是不会让你带着
一棵棕榈树和一袋沙子去学校的
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别人会觉得你爸妈很懒
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好吧 但也不用这么明白的告诉人家
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这个澡筐底部带橡胶
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这个不带橡胶
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但我又喜欢这个的提手
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好 假装你现在走在宿舍走廊里
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正要去洗澡的路上 感觉如何?
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感觉尴尬 因为我妈要送我去洗澡
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算啦 就奢侈点买带橡胶的
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不是每天都有机会送我儿子去大学的
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我儿子要去大学了呢
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防雾镜
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用这个来刮胡子
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能相信吗 你要刮胡子了
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防水收音机!
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这些还是挺有趣的 是不是啊
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听着 咱能走了吗?
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大家都在车上等 我什么也不要
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等我去了学校再买就是
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是嘛 拿什么买呀?
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当然是用我的奖学金了 笨
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是不是等我到学校
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就把钱装信封里给我啊?
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根本不会给你啥信封 Axl
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奖学金都用来支付学费和食宿费了
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你说真的?
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我看看 拖鞋
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拖鞋
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我要拖鞋干嘛?
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为了你不得香港脚
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已经得了 不用麻烦了
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你们二位好像犯难呢 有什么需要帮忙的吗?
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- 是的
- 没有
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我家老大要去
东印第安纳州立大学念书了
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全家人特自豪
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最牛的是 他还有奖学金
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我在收银台等你
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他不是凭学习成绩拿的奖学金啦
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走啦!
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老爸 快点让她上车走吧
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你真觉得他需要这些破玩意?
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迷你烫衣板?
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清单上写着呢 Mike
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如果不需要就不会写在上面了
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所有人 继续写名字
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小蜡烛?
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这是给咱出去玩准备的
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我们可不出去玩的
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如今Axl走了 也许我们有机会呢
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给 拿上马克笔
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给他的折叠雨衣写上名字
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夏威夷微风包包清新剂?
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我的大儿子要走了!
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我想包包里味道清新有错嘛!
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- 这闻起来可一点也不像夏威夷
- 你又没去过那里
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嗯 如果你继续花钱买包包清新剂
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我们这辈子也去不了
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等下
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- 你又给他买了个新手机?
- 没有
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那... 他已经有手机了
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这不是给Axl买的 是给Brick的
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神马?!
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你真的觉得Brick可以承担起
拿手机的责任了吗?
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你干嘛不干脆直接扔垃圾箱算了?
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他没事的 现在已经好多了
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他会想念哥哥 得给他发短信呢
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另外 他今年就上中学了
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我得随时找得到他
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你也知道他到处乱走了
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那所以呢... 他算是可以承担责任
还是不可以呢
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我不知道 Mike!
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但是如果我送给他一个
属于自己的手机 他会更爱我
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现在我需要他爱我
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嘿 Brick 瞧啊 给你买了新手机
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谢谢了
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诸位
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这也许是最后一次
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咱们一家人坐在这辆车里了
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想玩个游戏吗?
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只有42分钟车程 Frankie
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不不不 很好玩的
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大家都来想想...
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关于Axl的十大回忆
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我有个更好的想法...
开出六个街区以后
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你减速停车 我下车走人
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电话来了! 一定是通知电话!
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喂?
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不是 是Brad
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Cami Carfino... 淘汰
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Merilee Turner... 淘汰
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谢了 Brad
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好 现在只剩下我
Nancy Seifried和Karen Frick
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Karen仍然是个威胁
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因为她在"我们镇"是挺好
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不过Nancy在一些场合说话不得体
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我觉得我还是有戏的
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啊... 真烦!
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快点开
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好 既然没人在讲电话...
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嘘! 我在讲电话
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你怎么会讲电话? 你打给谁?
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电话是你买给他的
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你说我只能打给朋友和家人
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我没什么朋友 就打给Tag外公了
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不! 别打给外公...
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嗨 Tag外公!
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他想和你说话
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稍等 老爸在打一些很奇怪的手势
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我没空接 Brick 我在开车
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我来接
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没事 老妈给我买的手机应该有免提
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别! 别 Brick 别让Tag外公讲...
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你好呀 Mike!
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嘿! Tag!
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听着 我们... 我们...
正开车送Axl去大学
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我要集中精神开车
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啊 对了 大学生了哈?
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让他听 让他听
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我们都在听 老爸 开着免提
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小伙计 大学很好玩
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不过我在大一时染上很严重的性病
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关了免提! 关免提!
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你知道 现在这病更厉害了
所以要小心
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能把免提关了么?
Axl 帮你弟弟把免提关了
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嘿 Axl 你拿到我们给你准备的
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Franklin Huntington债券了吗?
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什么?
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在你出生时 你外婆和我为你
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准备了储蓄债券 以便你有零用钱花
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我想 这还是值得...
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老爸 我们刚撞了一只鹿! 先挂了!
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等等
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他说的钱是什么意思?
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外公外婆给我钱了?
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哦天 他们给了
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你们吞了我的钱?
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哦天 你们偷我的钱
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别急 没人偷你的钱
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我们只是...
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呃... 将你的证券转化成
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食物 衣服和矫正器
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说真的呢?
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你们把我的钱浪费在
Sue那张丑陋的脸上了?
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那简直就是扔进黑洞了
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就算一直往里面砸钱
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也不会有所改善的
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- 妈!
- Mike
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投资有时需要点时间才能有回报
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太可恶了!
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我什么时候才会知道?
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我简直就是一家之主
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我撑你们撑多久了?
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我们只是在无助之际借来用用
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我们也不知道
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会一直很无助
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这些年 我们也花了很多钱在你身上
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我真不觉得我们欠你什么
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- 真的吗?
- 是
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我让你们活得这么容易
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我争取大学奖学金
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不用你们支付学费
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我... 大学学费要多少钱?
差不多得两千刀吧?
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这个也要还给我! 连本带息!
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什么利息 Axl?
你知道利息是什么吗?
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我要你们把钱还给我
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这是我关心的
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我要你把我牙刷还给我
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别激动 最终都会给你的
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这在Death Napkin上写得清清楚楚
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啊! 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦!
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为什么每次进这辆车
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最后都要说到Death Napkin?!
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我受够照顾你们这些人了
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我们到达后就完结 摇钱树要离开了
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祝你们自力更生好运
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把我辛苦挣来的钱浪费在蠢物身上...
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是吗? 谁给你买了
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你最钟爱的漂亮拖鞋?
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是我! 我买的! 这些都是我买的
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你... 好 我要把零食袋里
所有零食都吃掉
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拿给我 我花钱买的
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谁电话响?
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不是我的 我的丢了
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Brick!
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不会吧? 刚刚还拿着
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我知道 很诡异 哈?
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嘘! 我是
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有可能在座位下
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Brick 看看座位下面
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这里有钱呢 我找到一个硬币
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是我的! 都是我的!
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把口袋里的都拿出来 我要
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- 啊哈
- 电话找到了
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看见没? 他找到了
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什么? 什么? 这可怪了
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我大概踩在上面了
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可能坏了 没信号了
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我要找找信号
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不许再打给亲友了
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你没收到我的文章是什么意思?
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不 你有我的文章
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我的文章传过去了
我妈在她办公室传真的
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妈 他们说我的面试成绩很好
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但他们没收到我的文章
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你传过去了 是吗?
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你有没有传我的文章?
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对老妈公平点 你根本就不该相信
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她会帮你传真
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面对现实吧 她不是个可靠的人
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我们还可以补救 我们能搞定
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文章还在我包里
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或许附近有Kinko复印店
我们可以立即传真
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哦! 哦! 这主意好
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不! 不要去Kinko!
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我们唯一要去的"K"开头的地方就是大学!
(蠢蛋以为大学拼作Kollege = =)
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等一下
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打那个电话呀 有人能打给那破玩意吗?
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嗯 我... 我们没有记下号码
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等等 我看到了
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不是的 是半只松鼠
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上半身 各位
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他们说两点前传过去 他们会看
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很好!
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还有15分钟了
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没有问题
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我们会很快开到复印的地方
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然后我们去学校
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Axl 上车!
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不! 我走去学校 这样快点
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你不能走去学校 我们载你去
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真的需要我跟你解释
这是多么有意义的时刻么?
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Axl 别晃悠了 赶紧上车
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我们只有15分钟去找一家Kinko
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把我的文章传出去
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不 我有我的棕榈树和干洗的硬币
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五年后再见吧
(蠢蛋 大学四年好吗...)
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- Axl!
- 上车!
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Axl 不许你毁了我! Axl!
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上车!
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简直是绑架
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我被绑架了
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或许还要我自己付赎金
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我都不忍心戳穿你
你刚刚走路的方向是错的
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我们要找一家复印的地方
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传真Sue的文章
之后开足马力赶往学校
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啊! 别再搞事儿了
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我要先到学校
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00:12:08,282 --> 00:12:09,856
不然大卧室就被室友抢占了
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别告诉他 到时他的表情应该很有趣
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妈 我的论文能给我吗?
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00:12:16,174 --> 00:12:17,296
我想看一下我写的东西
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当然
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要我读给你们听吗?
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别
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手机就这样了
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看来我还没准备好
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你以为你父母会知道你几时准备好
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00:12:27,844 --> 00:12:30,363
几时没有 但是...
我想事实并非如此
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明显这其中有个大误会
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感谢上苍 幸亏不是什么危险的事
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不不不不! 不不不! 毁了!
357
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:39,952
什么?
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第二张都毁了
359
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,431
这... 这... 看 都糊掉了!
360
00:12:43,549 --> 00:12:45,049
你包里放了什么?
361
00:12:45,207 --> 00:12:46,786
- 没什么
- 什...
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00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,610
363
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闻上去像我想象的夏威夷味道
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我说什么来着?
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天神
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哦! 你皮包清新剂都洒在我论文上了!
367
00:12:58,121 --> 00:13:00,441
好好 别慌 你可以再写一遍
368
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,613
回想下你说了什么再记下来
369
00:13:02,744 --> 00:13:04,122
我不知道我说了什么!
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00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:07,254
第一页主要介绍我的偶像们...
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Sheryl Sandberg
Hermione等等等等
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这页下面写着
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"...但我会成为一个
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优秀顾问的主要原因在于我是...
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污迹 大污迹!
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00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:19,898
等下 哦! 我觉得应该是个"F"
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00:13:19,995 --> 00:13:20,679
噢! "F-A"
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不不不! 是 "L"! 是"L"! 你看!
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好 "Fl..." "Fl..."
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快帮帮我 同志们!
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唔... "荧光"
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- "浮华"
- "浮邮"
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"浮邮"都不是个词
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好啦 是个形容词
我错了 随便啦
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"娇艳似火"
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嘿 这还蛮有趣的
我喜欢这游戏
387
00:13:36,017 --> 00:13:37,752
有点像疯狂接龙
只不过我们是疯狂接Sue
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"可悲的" "呆子"
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现在找的词是
"Fl..."开头的 各位
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"阳光普照"
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- "馅饼"
- "弗拉明戈"
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你们现在只是在乱说词语而已
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00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,411
好吧 算啦 我还是重头再来吧
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00:13:46,507 --> 00:13:49,028
- 我这是往哪开呢? 你说在27号街的
- 是呀
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拜托 我求你们了!
拜托把我送到学校就好
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00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,010
那什么同伴计划就是个笑话
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00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,906
不过是一群三年级学生
告诉二年级的学生
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00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:56,565
怎么告诉一年级的学生浴室在哪
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00:13:56,695 --> 00:13:59,330
那可是走向记录秘书之路的敲门砖啊!
400
00:13:59,452 --> 00:14:00,585
不是每个人
401
00:14:00,690 --> 00:14:03,323
随便扔个球就能去念大学的 Axl!
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00:14:03,484 --> 00:14:04,472
我好像开过了
403
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,912
很好
我们这是在为一件
404
00:14:06,036 --> 00:14:07,224
她永远得不到的东西浪费汽油
405
00:14:07,336 --> 00:14:09,020
就是说 而且还都是花的我的钱
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00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:10,098
你们没听她说吗?!
407
00:14:10,202 --> 00:14:12,198
她要是错过了这次机会
408
00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,510
她就成不了记录秘书!
409
00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:20,085
先生? 先生 我们想
用一下你的传真机
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00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,954
机器在那边
可以现金或者刷卡
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00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,506
这里是自助服务
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00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:25,567
20秒
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00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:28,232
噢 好吧! 我还要
一个华丽的收尾句
414
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:30,863
我们需要现金
谁有现金?
415
00:14:30,979 --> 00:14:32,576
我的钱在卫浴商店花光了
416
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:33,959
我也没钱了
不如刷卡吧
417
00:14:34,064 --> 00:14:36,341
呃 不 不是
显然不是这张
418
00:14:36,444 --> 00:14:38,463
好吧 现在怎么办?!
我们需要钱啊
419
00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,473
我的天啊 你们真要这样?
420
00:14:42,569 --> 00:14:45,117
得了 我们知道你有硬币
快掏出来!
421
00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:46,131
呃! 好吧!
422
00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:48,564
但这要算在你的账上
加利息
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00:14:48,657 --> 00:14:49,714
随便什么
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00:14:49,824 --> 00:14:50,765
5秒
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"总而言之...
426
00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:53,974
我热爱美国"
427
00:14:54,089 --> 00:14:55,409
好了
428
00:14:55,535 --> 00:14:56,567
429
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:57,659
等等!
430
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,608
"流利掌握青少年用语"
431
00:14:59,810 --> 00:15:00,927
"Fl..."那句是这样的
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00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:03,513
我可以胜任同伴顾问
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00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:07,449
因为我
流利掌握了青少年用语!
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00:15:07,565 --> 00:15:08,846
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00:15:08,996 --> 00:15:11,010
- 哦 这次是谁手机响?
- 噢! 噢!
436
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,604
喔! 是他们!
可能他们很欣赏我的文章
437
00:15:12,721 --> 00:15:14,142
不可能这么快的 Sue
438
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:15,244
是... 是你的 Mike
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00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:17,376
我? 谁会找我?
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00:15:18,426 --> 00:15:19,595
喂?
441
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,865
是 我是"爸爸"
442
00:15:23,463 --> 00:15:24,856
是吗?
443
00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:25,968
这人捡到Brick的手机了
444
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,065
445
00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:29,263
嗯 我知道那里
20分钟后就到
446
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不! 不!
447
00:15:31,084 --> 00:15:32,861
我们应该向前走
而不是往回
448
00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:34,219
什么 你们为什么要这样对我?
449
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,296
我知道我是家里唯一带给你欢乐的人
450
00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:38,557
但你必须放我走啊!
451
00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:40,088
哦!
452
00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:43,367
实在太感谢了!
453
00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:45,254
我们正开车送大儿子去大学呢
454
00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:46,765
他要去东印第安纳州立大学
455
00:15:46,901 --> 00:15:48,907
所以我们给另一个儿子买了个手机
因为 你知道的
456
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,138
兄弟俩想要时常联络
457
00:15:51,174 --> 00:15:53,368
总之 谢谢
我们非常感激你
458
00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:54,489
我们得走了
459
00:15:55,274 --> 00:15:57,137
拿回Brick的手机后
460
00:15:57,796 --> 00:15:59,615
厕所问题又爆发了
461
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:01,790
包括了在没有卫生间的
462
00:16:01,897 --> 00:16:03,735
高速公路上来了一次
463
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:07,374
我们把这42分钟的路程
464
00:16:07,595 --> 00:16:09,265
足足开了五个小时
465
00:16:09,378 --> 00:16:10,999
终于到了
466
00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:13,447
未来的四年这里就是你家了
467
00:16:13,747 --> 00:16:15,358
468
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:17,139
太棒了!
469
00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:30,620
好嘞 就是这儿了
470
00:16:30,832 --> 00:16:33,716
哦! 你们进来了! 为什么?
你们进来干什么?
471
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,609
Axl 我们得帮你安顿好
472
00:16:36,004 --> 00:16:37,536
嘭! 安顿好了!
473
00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:39,980
噢 这一定是你的室友了
474
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:42,886
你是Kenny吧 嗨
我们是Axl的父母
475
00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:44,856
476
00:16:45,015 --> 00:16:48,959
嗨 我们是Heck一家 Frankie
Mike Sue还有Brick
477
00:16:49,452 --> 00:16:51,620
好吧 他看上去人挺好
478
00:16:53,026 --> 00:16:55,147
哎呀! Axl就要住在这吗?
479
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:56,987
味道有点臭臭的
480
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,480
哎呀
481
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,011
没什么味道 Brick
482
00:17:01,029 --> 00:17:03,137
Sue 别玩电话了
帮我铺床单
483
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,981
宝贝 拽着那个角
484
00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:06,360
好啦 好啦
485
00:17:06,477 --> 00:17:07,485
好了 父母义务完成了
486
00:17:07,603 --> 00:17:08,241
我们走吧
487
00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:09,635
Mike 我们要帮他安顿下来
488
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,612
是吗?
489
00:17:11,722 --> 00:17:13,189
我的天啊! 是他们 终于来了
490
00:17:13,288 --> 00:17:14,570
嘘! 大家别说话!
491
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,503
喂? 是我
492
00:17:16,831 --> 00:17:19,233
喂? 喂?
493
00:17:19,687 --> 00:17:21,622
我手机没电了!
494
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,145
噢! Brick Brick Brick
把你的手机给我用用
495
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,322
让我回电话给他们
496
00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:26,654
你不会相信的
497
00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:27,748
爸爸!
498
00:17:27,851 --> 00:17:28,810
Brick 快找起来
499
00:17:31,981 --> 00:17:34,133
嘿 哥们儿!
那个是棕榈树吗?
500
00:17:34,244 --> 00:17:36,508
还有... 沙!
501
00:17:36,621 --> 00:17:37,952
这哥们儿有棵棕榈树!
502
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,280
派对屋!
503
00:17:39,378 --> 00:17:40,254
504
00:17:40,395 --> 00:17:42,459
派对以及学习屋!
505
00:17:42,545 --> 00:17:44,122
506
00:17:44,221 --> 00:17:45,062
我成功了!
507
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,218
我是 2013-2014
年度的同伴顾问了!
508
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,164
宝贝 真是太棒了!
509
00:17:51,323 --> 00:17:52,795
他们肯定很喜欢你的文章
510
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,515
噢 结果他们根本没看文章
511
00:17:54,683 --> 00:17:57,067
Nancy Seifried隐瞒了
未婚先孕的事情
512
00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:58,862
而Karen Frick得了抑郁症
513
00:17:58,973 --> 00:18:00,614
因为爸妈离婚了!
514
00:18:00,723 --> 00:18:02,987
我觉得飘飘然了!
515
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,078
516
00:18:05,409 --> 00:18:06,614
老兄
517
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:07,955
在321室...
518
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:11,201
有一桶... 冰淇淋
519
00:18:11,417 --> 00:18:13,251
喔! 开始了!
520
00:18:13,438 --> 00:18:14,330
回见咯
521
00:18:14,478 --> 00:18:15,431
拜!
522
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,752
等等 等等 等一下!
523
00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:19,474
他要去哪儿?
524
00:18:20,741 --> 00:18:22,242
我本来计划我们逛逛书店
525
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:25,128
带他买件T恤
再带他去吃晚饭的
526
00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:28,496
好啦 Frankie
该走了
527
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:29,395
那个 你确定
528
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,223
那个聚会不是邀请咱全家的?
529
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:33,713
因为他说的时候是看着所有人的
530
00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:35,945
- Frankie
- 我只是...
531
00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:37,382
我是说...
532
00:18:37,557 --> 00:18:39,631
就这样了吗?
533
00:18:40,997 --> 00:18:43,560
我还有话想跟他说的
534
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,767
我们已经唠叨了他18年了
535
00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:48,390
要是他还不明白
那就永远不会明白了
536
00:18:49,057 --> 00:18:50,160
好吧
537
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:53,703
我只是... 以为
不会那么快 你明白吗?
538
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:57,010
嗯 好了 他不过离家
42分钟的距离而已
539
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:01,864
好吧
540
00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:04,438
541
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:07,272
好吧 再见 Kenny
542
00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:08,763
很高兴见到你
543
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:10,285
你们要勤奋学习
544
00:19:10,439 --> 00:19:11,814
但也别勤奋过度
545
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:14,867
也出去玩玩 因为
这才是大学意义所在
546
00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,596
你的整个人生都在等着你呢
547
00:19:16,703 --> 00:19:17,550
记住了
548
00:19:17,714 --> 00:19:20,672
不离开故土就发现不了新大陆
549
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:23,167
这是欧普拉节目上说的
或者是圣经上的
550
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,010
总之 不要害怕尝试新事物
551
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:27,706
除了毒品
552
00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:31,349
还有不要去吃
553
00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:34,054
拿出来超过两小时的蛋黄酱
554
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,236
555
00:19:38,618 --> 00:19:42,586
这太困难了
556
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,076
我明白
557
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,989
要和Kenny说再见真的很难
558
00:19:47,088 --> 00:19:48,159
走吧
559
00:19:54,216 --> 00:19:55,731
560
00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:02,553
561
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:05,866
562
00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:15,154
563
00:20:15,802 --> 00:20:17,375
得 够了
564
00:20:18,345 --> 00:20:19,762
这玩意儿归我了
565
00:20:19,883 --> 00:20:21,052
我完全理解 爸爸
566
00:20:21,245 --> 00:20:23,165
你今天做的最明智的决定
567
00:20:23,302 --> 00:20:24,072
568
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,737
Brick 这个
根本不是你的手机
569
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,470
你从哪里拿来的?
570
00:20:40,829 --> 00:20:42,091
571
00:20:42,232 --> 00:20:43,544
你们去哪了?!
572
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,630
我快饿死了!
橱柜里什么都没有!
573
00:20:50,900 --> 00:20:53,024
Axl? 你怎么会在这儿?
574
00:20:53,131 --> 00:20:54,390
今晚在我房间开大吃会
575
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,970
可我忘了带吉他
所以赶紧回来拿一下
576
00:20:57,199 --> 00:20:58,342
哦 拜托!
577
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,108
薯条居然没有加大?
578
00:21:01,198 --> 00:21:02,438
你们这是怎么了?
579
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,023
噢 还有 妈妈
你真的得去采购了
580
00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:09,526
哦 天啊
他离家只有42分钟路程
581
00:21:09,623 --> 00:21:10,339
582
00:21:10,421 --> 00:21:11,782
583
00:21:12,087 --> 00:21:13,101
没错
584
00:21:13,578 --> 00:21:16,361
左右不逢源
第五季 第1集 结束
585
00:21:17,578 --> 00:21:20,361
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