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翻译：曼曼琼琼珊珊 粒粒尘 墨西阿布 七纪
校对：黄沙舞风
时间轴:www.addic7ed.com
720P iTunes：wss0427
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起床了
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起床了
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开学第一天 都给我赶紧的
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我们不能最后...哦
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- 你们已经起来啦
- 没错
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没有Axl拿他的脏内裤
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往我头上套
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嘴里喊着“时间到” 把我拽出浴室
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我今早终于能好好洗个澡了
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我还有时间打肥皂来着
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起床了
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上学第一天
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我不想再... 哦
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他们已经起来了
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反正我也睡不着 太热了
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什么时候能把空调修好
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我拿冰棍盖身上降温
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结果起来全是蚂蚁
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我说过 天热时不能找人修空调
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你得等到冬天 他们没活接的时候
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那样会便宜好多
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一样的道理 我明儿去买除雪机
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所以你们也没给我俩买文具
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不是 那是真忘了
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你们可以过几周
等文具便宜了再买
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现在暂时借朋友的用用
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我得先交上朋友才行
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你干嘛呢
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发短信提醒Axl他9点有哲学课
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他向来不早起的
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他都这么大了 Frankie
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不需要妈妈每天喊他起床了
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我在想 为什么我非得上中学
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我做过调查
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在家上学还是可行的
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在咱家不行
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又怎么了 Brick
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还是因为石棉吗
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都说过了 他们已经改进了
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说实话
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我的确有所担忧
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不过我最担心的是不能上厕所
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别再搞新怪癖了 已经够多了
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不是啦
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大家都说六年级新生去厕所的时候
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八年级学生会等在那整他们
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Brick 那都是谣传而已
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根本不是真的 Mike 你告诉他
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你当初被人整过吗
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我从不是被整的那个
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你不会有事的
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一方面Brick担心被人整到
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另一方面Sue是毫无顾虑了
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我的天啊
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这感觉太棒了
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真不敢相信我能来这条走廊
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是啊 我也不敢相信
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等等 为什么
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Axl的柜子在这条走廊上
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他从不准我来这里
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哪怕当时我在这里还有课
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我得跑到外面
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让协管把我举起来
从窗户爬进去上课
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Sue 我们学校没有协管
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那会是谁
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不管怎样 我现在自由了
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我想去哪就去哪
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想干嘛就干嘛
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即使我在走廊里跳舞
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也没人叫我呆瓜了
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可不是么
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嘿
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才下班吗
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是啊 得忙点事情
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是吗
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你是坐在汽车里吹空调吧
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是你老说想有时间独处的
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你为啥把冷冻鸡塞在胸前
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热成这样我不想一个人待着
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天热时 我想有人听我发牢骚
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啊啊
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我怎么都联系不上Axl
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这熊孩子从不回我短信
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一点他的消息都没有
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你联系他做什么
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首先 他是我儿子
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我想知道他有好好吃饭
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他没事的 Frankie 他是个运动员
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教练会确保他们合理饮食
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不光是吃饭的问题
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他的课表有误
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我想确保他正确转科了
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我干脆打给他好了
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嘿 伙计 今天...
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上厕所 上厕所
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上厕所 上厕所
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- 他不接电话
- 嘿 伙计
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你转科了吗
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搞定了
你知道打橄榄球的好处是什么吗
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他们差人帮我办妥了
因为我实在是太忙了
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- 漂亮
- 好的
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那我先挂了
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怎么回事 他接电话了
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- 嗯
- 你“嗯”是什么意思
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- 他平时都接你电话
- 嗯
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打住 打住
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你是说你发短信给他
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- 他会回你
- 嗯
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我的天啊
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家里有蘸酱吗
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没有蘸酱 Mike
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Axl居然一直给你发短信
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却完全不理我
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别这样 他也有发给你啊
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抱歉 是我说错了
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我确实收到一封短信来着
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内容是 "K-D-J-J-J"
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很明显是放在裤子后袋不小心按到的
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是啊 Axl的屁股确实来消息了
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那也算啊
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我不明白 Mike
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他为什么不回我短信
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他为什么这么对我
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他为什么不接我电话
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因为你声音老是高八度吧
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我是说 做妈妈的通常会很黏人
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你得淡定一些
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我很淡定啊
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别有事没事给他发短信
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你应该分几次发
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如果打电话给他
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也该等几天再打给他
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还有记住要先挂电话
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不要成为话痨
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要让他想亲近你
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我又不是要和我儿子恋爱
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相信我 Frankie
你要给他时间让他想念你
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这可能要好几年呢
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这玩意怎么还开着 Mike
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那通风口只能把外面的空气灌进来
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你出汗时 外面的空气可以让你凉爽
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这是自然空调
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我不需要自然空调
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我需要人类使用的空调
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谢谢 但我六月前都不喝液体
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我在控制自己不去洗手间
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Brick 你需要喝点东西
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不然你的肾就废了
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这后果我们可负担不起
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你怎么还坐在躺椅上 Brick
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你不需要再坐躺椅了
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旁边有那么好的一张椅子在
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不行 那是Axl的椅子
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他现在又不在
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我们终于成为
一直以来想要成为的家庭了
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什么
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我以为我电话响了
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一直都没有消息
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我完全按照你说的做了
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我一直都很乖
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两天没有打给他
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等了36小时再发消息给他
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他一个字也没回 什么都没有
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我问他 “最近咋样” 用的是 “咋”
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没有比这更随意的了
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我听从了你的蠢规则
可什么收获都没有
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还是一无所获
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正如我之前说的 Frankie
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你太黏人了
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男生能感受到 还会立马跑开
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我也没办法 我想我儿子
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想儿子很正常
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他离开也很正常
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你是说你一点都不想他
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我是说本来就该是这样
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我觉得可以接受他的离开
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他们俩离开我也没问题
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我们在呢 老爸
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- 你懂我意思的
- 嗯
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老爸说的对 我正要说
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我很高兴Axl离开
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我也不会为我这么说而抱歉
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他每天至少要羞辱我56次
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这还是保守估计
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你们根本无法想象每天要发生多少次
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- 呆子说“嘿”
- 嘿
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抱歉 但我是动物维权人士
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我觉得让猴子穿衣服是不对的
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哪只手指有屁股味
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哪只手指有屁股味啊
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陷阱题 它们都有
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- 啊
- 啊哈
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但这些都过去了
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Axl的恐怖统治期已经结束了
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我们不会再被称为“呕”和“吐”
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我们不用再清扫遍他的房间
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只为了确定他肯定不会给我们那10块钱
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我们的时代来了 Brick
如果你不坐他的椅子 我坐
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我们自由了
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我们的哥哥再也不能伤害我们了
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仍然比他在时好
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很明显 有人忘记
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提醒印第安纳现在是秋季
因为天气越来越热
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热到Mike都沦陷了
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打给了中西部空调维修学院的专业人士
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很荣幸 先生 您会打给我
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相信我的专业技能
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那你能修吗
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不 当然不行
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我只上了两次课
其中之一还是去取工作服
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好吧 是准专业人士
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行吧 尽你能力去修吧 Darrin
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让它撑到12月
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行 但您要知道
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收您钱我会觉得不过意
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好 我也没打算付钱
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我受不了了 我要去
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你疯了吗 不能去洗手间
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你不知道去那儿的小孩都发生了什么事了吗
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我听说有个八年级的学生在那
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他一直没毕业 如果你要躲开他
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你的脚会被尿给粘在地上
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我听说有人拿到了“同花顺”
（flush：冲水）
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那是把头塞到马桶里
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他喝了好多厕所水
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导致胃里的鸡蛋都长大了
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当他去医院
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把它们从胃里取出来时
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有蜘蛛爬了出来
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哦
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嗨
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嗨
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我们和垃圾一起哈
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嗯 就好像我们是苍蝇一样
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嗯
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哇哦
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我不知道你在这儿
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技术维修人员规则第一条
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不打搅居民
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学校还好吗
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非常好
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今年我有许多责任
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你可能也听说了 我是低年级学生顾问
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低年级学生顾问
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我都不知道有这职位
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不过
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看看你 维修... 先生
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看看你
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你修过头发了
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我清洗打理了
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我也是
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变化很大
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我该走了
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当顾问挺忙的
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我也要继续收拾不会修的摊子
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好 那再见
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再见
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Sue
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唔
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哦
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喔 想听一段很有意思的对话吗
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不是很想
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Mike: “打个电话给你妈”
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Axl: "呃 为什么"
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你这是干嘛
那是我的手机吗
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Mike:"因为她是你妈
她想知道你近况"
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Axl: "干嘛 她又唠叨你了吗"
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Mike: "哈哈"
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哈哈 他这么说 你居然还“哈哈”
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你觉得这事值得你大笑吗
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你什么时候遇到过
能让你大笑的事了
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我只是想要帮你
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噢 那当然了 因为你的小傀儡
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只有当主人拉动提线时
才会打电话给妈妈
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这就是为什么...
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算了
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什么 说呀
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不 不想说
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不行 什么“这就是为什么”
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没人想跟我说话
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你懂吗 Frankie 这个话题很危险
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所以 我们还是别说了
把手机还给我吧
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也是 好的 好的 但是
等 等 等一下
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干嘛 你在做什么
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嘿 给 给 给我手机
手机还给我
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我想看看你在做什么
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我 我不开玩笑
把那笨手机还给我
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- 嘿 你这是怎么了 疯了
- 给 给
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- 这是什么
- 不知道 又不是我的手机我怎么知道
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我的天啊
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你在加装我给Axl发短信
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什么 没有
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“嘿 运动健将
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球队情况如何
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你睡得够吗"
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- Frankie 你真的假的
- 好吧 对不起
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我只是想和我儿子说话
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而且要假装成你
我也没觉得很光彩
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你们两个互通短信
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而我却被打入冷宫
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短信 短信 短信
”我的天啊“
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"笑尿"
"老爸你太帅了"
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”笑脸 哈哈哈哈“
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得 拉倒吧
你们继续腻歪吧
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俩人骑着你的双人自行车
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去迎接夕阳吧
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不过记住了 Sue更喜欢我一些
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等她去上大学了
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我就让她别打电话给你
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什么 但我很爱爸爸啊
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我绝不会那样
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睡觉去 Sue
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随着关于厕所的传言
在学校愈演愈烈
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Brick对无水生活的探求也在继续着
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他在体育课的跑步项目中
活了下来
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再跑十圈
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别忘了多喝水
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天太热了
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他在研究太阳的
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自然科学课中活了下来
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但是他千算万算
算漏了Harvey老师的第五节课
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今天 我们要品尝
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我们南边的比邻
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墨西哥的美食
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当心哦
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这种酱料”非常辣“
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那是墨西哥语”辣“的意思
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嘿 Brad
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我有事得跟你说
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关于Darrin的
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喔
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洗耳恭听
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昨天他来我家
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- 什么 好尴尬
- 就是呀
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开始是这样的
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但是后来还蛮不错的
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就好像我们根本没有分手一样
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就好像还有火花什么的
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这火花大概是
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正在你心里建造着的炽烈炼狱
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可能吧
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只是 我开始想
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Darrin和我在一起时总是很开心
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我们会打迷你高尔夫
会进行疯狂乱舞大赛
347
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去外卖餐馆
假装英国口音点餐
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我和他分手唯一的原因
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是因为Axl觉得这样很奇怪
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但是我不用
再活在Axl的阴影下了
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Sue 你和Darrin分手的时候
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我整个人都震惊了
我那时说“嗯哼 嗯哼 嗯哼”
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但心里却在想“不 不 不要”
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- 所以你觉得我应该和他复合
- 嗯哼
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而且这次的“嗯哼”
不是内心在咆哮“不要”的那种
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我实在是憋不住了
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我要去厕所
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不要 你不可能幸存的
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要冲我眼睛来一拳吗
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然后你就能去不良行为责任处
用那边的厕所了
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那还得跑去A号楼
我撑不到了
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A号楼 喔
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试着偷偷进去
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说不定那样你就不会引起注意了
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不
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不要偷偷摸摸
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我们是六年级生
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是 我们或许没有手毛
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或是正眼看美眉的勇气
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00:14:02,155 --> 00:14:05,191
我们有时也渴望安排午睡的日子
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00:14:05,395 --> 00:14:07,147
但我们仍然是爷们儿
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小男爷们儿
可那也是爷们儿
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00:14:10,597 --> 00:14:13,292
现在是时候拿出男人的样子了
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于是Brick走向了
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00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,488
六年级生从没去过的地方
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厕所
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嘿 你好啊
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嘿
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那个大个子出来了 可Brick还没有
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悲剧发生了
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或许我们应该进去帮他
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要去你去
Brick和我可没那么熟
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00:15:07,786 --> 00:15:09,524
- 耶
- 太好了
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于是Brick成了英雄
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被同学们敬仰
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了大约10秒钟 直到...
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嘿 Heck先生
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我做了一个全面检查
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我十分确定
我不知道是哪儿出了问题
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00:15:28,271 --> 00:15:31,105
不过好消息是 我们周二
有节关于冷凝器的课
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00:15:31,235 --> 00:15:33,952
所以 希望是冷凝器的问题 噢
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00:15:34,052 --> 00:15:35,926
是吗 不过 别期望太高
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00:15:36,139 --> 00:15:37,314
这可是我们家
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00:15:37,556 --> 00:15:39,305
嘿 小马队的比赛快开始了
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00:15:39,435 --> 00:15:40,533
干嘛不留下来看看
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00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:42,734
- 听起来不错
- 来吧
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00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:44,852
可惜不行
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00:15:45,098 --> 00:15:46,540
快来 我是你雇主
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00:15:46,663 --> 00:15:48,846
步行者队还在打季前赛
小马队客场旧金山作战
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00:15:48,975 --> 00:15:50,306
Brick刚刚查了电视说明书
401
00:15:50,412 --> 00:15:52,399
我们可以开画中画看
402
00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:54,349
谢谢您的邀请 不过我得走了
403
00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:56,184
这里实在太热了
404
00:15:59,013 --> 00:16:01,107
没错 对于Axl离家这件事
405
00:16:01,207 --> 00:16:02,550
Mike并没他自己想象的那么适应
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00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:19,002
- 我还在里面 爸爸
- 啊 抱歉
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00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,812
嘿 要不要看球赛
408
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,170
不要
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00:16:32,632 --> 00:16:34,521
Darrin Darrin
等一下 等一下
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00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:36,467
抱歉 我步子比较大
411
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:37,974
别人很难跟上
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00:16:38,203 --> 00:16:39,433
嗯 听着
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00:16:40,341 --> 00:16:41,729
怎么说呢
414
00:16:42,489 --> 00:16:44,693
这么说吧 自从Axl离开
415
00:16:44,798 --> 00:16:47,522
不知道你有没有发现 我有点
416
00:16:47,619 --> 00:16:49,877
迈向新的人生
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00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,482
我开始更多的思考自己想要什么
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00:16:52,657 --> 00:16:54,917
我想自己是不是...
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00:16:55,032 --> 00:16:56,063
嘿 小哥
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嗨 Angel
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Angel 这是Sue
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00:16:58,373 --> 00:16:59,673
Sue 这是Angel
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00:16:59,765 --> 00:17:02,744
Angel在奥森美容学院读美容整形专业
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00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:04,918
跟我们共用停车场和自助餐厅
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00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:06,443
太棒了
426
00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:08,785
啊 我真喜欢你做的指甲
427
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,591
谢谢 对了 我拍了照片传到脸书上
428
00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:13,619
已经有16个人点了赞
429
00:17:13,747 --> 00:17:16,166
啊 真厉害
430
00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:18,248
那么 能找个地方谈谈吗
431
00:17:18,381 --> 00:17:19,564
我们要去看电影
432
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:21,156
噢 好啊 正好
433
00:17:21,237 --> 00:17:24,255
一起去 结束后我们再谈谈
434
00:17:24,507 --> 00:17:26,049
不 我是说我们俩
435
00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:27,268
哦
436
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:30,147
不大好吧 那Angel怎么办
437
00:17:30,264 --> 00:17:31,443
她就在那边
438
00:17:31,545 --> 00:17:34,529
Sue Angel和我每周日晚上都要去看电影
439
00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:36,342
那就更糟糕了 Darrin
440
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,954
因为现在她肯定在期待
441
00:17:38,082 --> 00:17:40,707
我们得走了 Darrin 电影快开始了
442
00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:42,294
只要漏看了前五分钟
443
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:43,849
他就好像全部都看不懂了
444
00:17:43,956 --> 00:17:46,890
然后我就会不停地问 问到她抓狂
445
00:17:46,964 --> 00:17:48,840
你要庆幸自己长得可爱
446
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,306
噢 等一下
447
00:17:52,563 --> 00:17:54,466
我不能去看电影
448
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:57,295
我的脑袋呢
449
00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,900
哦 在这里呢
450
00:18:02,184 --> 00:18:05,761
不管怎样 事实上我已经答应我妈
451
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:09,673
要帮她... 做番茄肉酱
452
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:10,794
那真是个力气活
453
00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:13,402
不过别问她 她不会记得的
454
00:18:13,513 --> 00:18:14,599
她那把年纪了
455
00:18:14,871 --> 00:18:18,518
那么好好玩吧 你们俩
456
00:18:18,928 --> 00:18:20,577
去吧 去吧
457
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,663
走吧 电影讲的是...
458
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,605
哦 嘿 Sue
459
00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,389
你要跟我说什么
460
00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:29,372
哦 没什么
461
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:32,427
就是空调的事
462
00:18:32,881 --> 00:18:36,877
还有它为什么会坏到没法修
463
00:18:37,476 --> 00:18:40,250
不过我们等太久才报修
464
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:43,031
所以大概是我们自己的问题
465
00:18:43,136 --> 00:18:46,363
定期保养空调很重要
466
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确实
467
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:59,458
你干嘛黑漆漆地自己一个人坐着
468
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,462
电灯泡太烫 整个房间都变热了
469
00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:04,175
那你干嘛不出去
470
00:19:04,479 --> 00:19:06,112
因为我准备看球赛
471
00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:10,738
但你手上拿着电话
遥控器却在电视机顶上
472
00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:13,446
你不知道我看电视的习惯
473
00:19:13,599 --> 00:19:15,018
谁说我不懂
474
00:19:15,273 --> 00:19:16,685
你知道我在想什么
475
00:19:17,188 --> 00:19:18,797
你在想儿子
476
00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:19,982
别说了
477
00:19:20,086 --> 00:19:21,531
你就是想
478
00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:24,383
你拿着手机好随时查看
479
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:27,222
才不会漏接短信或者电话
480
00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,327
这种症状我懂 Mike
481
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:30,548
你想儿子了
482
00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:31,641
我没有
483
00:19:31,749 --> 00:19:33,041
承认吧 Mike
484
00:19:33,232 --> 00:19:35,309
你爱你儿子
485
00:19:35,405 --> 00:19:37,246
你很爱儿子
486
00:19:37,884 --> 00:19:39,960
昨天东印第安纳队迎战肯考迪亚
487
00:19:40,073 --> 00:19:42,277
我以为他会打电话来跟我讨论比赛
488
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,715
但他可能太忙了 我猜
489
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:47,989
没问题 就是有点... 不习惯
490
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,230
Axl和我...
491
00:19:51,302 --> 00:19:53,230
你知道的 我们以前总在一起
492
00:19:55,348 --> 00:19:57,863
- 我和Brick就没法玩得那么好
- 我听着呢 爸爸
493
00:19:57,957 --> 00:19:59,556
当面我也那么说
494
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:03,229
现在大概不是炫耀的时候
495
00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:07,057
但我今天收到了Axl的短信
496
00:20:07,302 --> 00:20:09,982
- “给我寄点洗发水”
- 哈
497
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,526
看来我是他的新欢
498
00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:27,697
“打电话给你爸”
499
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,052
嗨 你现在离家上大学了
500
00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:36,028
应该少打点电话
501
00:20:36,203 --> 00:20:37,381
我知道啦 是吧
502
00:20:37,499 --> 00:20:39,493
- 你 在看小马队的比赛
- 对
503
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,601
第四节很棒吧 你看了
之前他们跟维恩队那场吗
504
00:20:41,737 --> 00:20:43,049
看了 那个突破对吧
505
00:20:43,247 --> 00:20:45,038
- 那个抢球太棒了
- 是啊 真厉害
506
00:20:45,150 --> 00:20:47,023
哦 你妈马上给你寄洗发水
507
00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:49,761
- 注意查收
- 好 我会的
508
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:52,390
啊 别让她往洗发水瓶子里
509
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,485
兑那么多洗洁精 我知道她绝对会
510
00:20:55,576 --> 00:20:57,958
好 我盯着她
511
00:20:58,210 --> 00:21:00,133
家里怎么样
512
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,190
就这样呗
513
00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:04,401
哦 我昨天出门
514
00:21:04,671 --> 00:21:07,715
看到Ron Donahue
515
00:21:07,885 --> 00:21:09,721
买了一台崭新的吹叶机
516
00:21:09,867 --> 00:21:10,857
现在是落叶最多的季节
517
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,688
正是烧钱
518
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,904
傻瓜
519
00:21:14,905 --> 00:21:16,148
别当他的面说
520
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,893
噢 跟我说说昨天的比赛
521
00:21:18,894 --> 00:21:20,149
- 打得怎样
- 哦...
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00:21:24,438 --> 00:21:27,501
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翻译：曼曼琼琼珊珊 粒粒尘 墨西阿布 七纪
校对：黄沙舞风
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720P iTunes：wss0427
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