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翻译: 七七是个小骗纸 粒粒尘 725布
校对: 草儿是个小苦力
时间轴: Addic7ed
720P iTunes:wss0427
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教堂...
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有时你去那里找寻友谊
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有时你去那里汲取精神食粮
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也有时你去那里是因为
人家把教堂货车借给你
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而你一借不还
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因为你闺女拿到了驾照
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家里多一辆车用总是好的
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第八小节讲到 "爱是永不止息"
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今天在场的各位
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都是被教堂的慷慨宽大所感动...
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而有些人比其他人被感动得更多
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而在伸出援手之前 还要有信念和希望
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你要对施予援手的对象有信心
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希望有一天 人家能把你的爱归还回来
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糟糕 他们想把车要回去
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谢谢 嘿 很高兴见到你
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祝你一周顺利了喔
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嘿!
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Hayver牧师
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今天的布道讲得真好呢
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非常有趣 而且也发人深省
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能不能把车还给我们 Frankie
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嗯 我知道我们借用了很久
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但你也知道保险公司什么德行啦
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收你钱的时候个个兴高采烈
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一旦你要索赔 就祝你好运了
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我说的对伐?
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我们知道人家已经把车赔给你们了
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昨晚我开车经过你家来着
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窥探别人的家呢
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这看上去似乎和耶稣他老人家背道而驰
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车子应该用来帮助那些有需要的人们
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我们有帮助别人啊 对不对?
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- 没错!
- 当然
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我不记得有过
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上周我还送老太太祈祷团
去了美容院呢
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没错 然后你把她们丢在车里
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自己却跑去买鞋
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谁告诉你的? Berta吗?
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你知道她玩宾果作弊的
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钥匙给我 Frankie
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希望场面别搞得那么难堪
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好吧
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至少让我们拿下车上的东西吧?
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也许我们留了几件东西在车上
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教堂是和我们分道扬镳了吗?
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至少他们还算厚道
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在橄榄球季里面要走了车
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听听那家伙说的什么话呀
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"请随意去探索其他宗教信仰"
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我倒是不介意去研究下基督教科学派
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听说他们那有很棒的阅读室
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不知道你们有什么好抱怨的
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我才是那个没车开的人
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我不能再回头去坐公车
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你们知不知道如果再回去坐公车
我会有多蠢啊?
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我想Axl了
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你们可算回来了!
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Axl 怎么回事?
你怎么从学校回来了?
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我室友是世界上最恶心的
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我没开玩笑
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那家伙像猪一样 东西到处乱摆
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真的吗?
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还经常放屁
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尽管他只离我的头有两尺距离!
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真的吗?
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我没可能和这人住一块!
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他还完全忽视我
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真的吗?
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他还会吃光你的东西?
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没错
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和这样的人一起生活会是什么样子啊
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我可以再给你们讲别的事
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总之 我要你们每个月多给我50块钱
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这样我就能搬进单人宿舍...
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补充一句 多给60块的话可以
住进有池塘景色的宿舍
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好极了
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我会打给银行
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让他们从你的基金里取出些钱来
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赞
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现在 如果你能往右移动三步
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那将会是一次完美的谈话
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Axl 我们不会给你一分钱
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一个月只要多50块而已!
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Axl 你爸的皮带是
从公园长椅上捡回来的
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我们不会再多给你钱了
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拜托!
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大家一起努力了这么久
才得到了我今天的成就
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现在可不是放弃的时候!
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其实呢 我们还蛮想放弃的
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那就这样了? 你们就打算哭穷了?
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又不是说你们现在已经拼尽了全力
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老妈 你不能说已经到达工作饱和状态
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现在你都回家了 是不是啊?
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还有你 老爸 你可以多加几轮夜班
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你下班干嘛急着往家赶呢?
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抱歉了 伙计 你现在长大了
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你得自己想办法解决了
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Axl 听着
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你为什么不和室友谈一谈
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好好沟通下?
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只要你想 你可是非常
有说服力和魅力的
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我了 我超棒的 你想说什么?
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怎么还讨论这事呢?
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我们现在有了更大的问题
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教堂的车还了回去
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你知道如果我重新
坐公车上学会有多蠢吗?
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Sue 你没必要借公车来体现自己蠢
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凭你的呆相 衣着和性格
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已经完全展现出来了
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这话我等了好久
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好吧
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我想出了咱们三个人共用两台车的办法
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- Sue
- 先听我说完
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我保证不会给你们造成不便
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你已经错了 但是你讲吧
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好吧
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老爸 蓝色线是你
老妈 红色线是你
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而我是绿色车钥匙
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周一 我送老妈去上班
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老爸从采石场下班的时候
顺便接她回家
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然后 当摔跤啦啦队练习结束以后
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我去图书馆接Brick
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老爸在他打垒球的路上
送妈妈去超市
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然后 周二的部分会有点复杂
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一共有四次不同的接送计划
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而且需要Brick开下车
但只要一个街区就好
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Sue... 这是不可能的
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你就认命搭公车去吧
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但这不公平!
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Axl上高中的时候可有自己的车呢!
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是的 可他为了支付汽油
和保险打了两份工
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天啊!
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我16岁了! 我可以工作了!
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我可以去打工 简直是太幸运了!
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可不是么 你爸和我每天
都掐自己看是不是在做梦呢
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老妈 这礼拜放学后
能送我去商场找工作吗?
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老爸可以来接我回家
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我们用周五的计划就可以了!
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等下 我拿给你们看
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不用了 Sue
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我们想想办法
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谢谢 谢谢!
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我太兴奋了 我要打给Carly
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你哪天能去商场接她?
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我说"我们想想办法"
其实就是让你去想办法
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这帮孩子怎么总是要这个要那个的?
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最近只有Brick没有来烦我们了
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就是说啊
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他上中学的过渡期可真是安稳的出奇
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我本来很笃定
现在会接到"那通电话"了呢
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别接
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你好?
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就是"那通电话"
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然后 Axl在极度绝望的时刻
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做了件自己从未做过的事
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他听取了父母的建议
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打得漂亮!
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你可真厉害
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在你毁掉另一个文明社会之前
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我看咱们是不是能
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稍微聊一下
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如果你不好好了解一下
随即分配给你的室友
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那还有什么意义呢 你说是吧?
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好吧
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我有个主意...
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我们稍稍清理下这里 你看怎么样?
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我先开始好了
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好吧
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我想这是你的
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不如我先帮你收拾起来?
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去吧
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嘿!
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这些旧牙线用过的还是...
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话说回来...
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现在挺晚了
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我还是去赴周公约吧
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你看到我枕头了吗...
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被你当坐垫了
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是否可以...
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算了
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我还是卷些旧的脏衣服当枕头了
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谢谢您今天邀请我们前来
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我不是邀请你们
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这不是你在邻居家
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漂亮的娱乐室里的鸡尾酒会
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叫你们来 是因为遇到了问题
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关于这一点
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接到您的电话我们都很惊讶
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事情都进展得很顺利
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是啊 Brick今年很开心
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Brick一直很开心?
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这太好了
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要不你们猜一下这是为什么?
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时间到!
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是因为
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他一直都没来上课
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- 不可能
- 什么?
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他的老师全都来汇报
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说他旷课
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但我们每天早晨都送他来学校
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他去哪儿了?!
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我不知道
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我有425个小孩要操心
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你们有几个?
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让我想下
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啊 对了... 一个
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所以不如你们尽尽心
把自己的活做做好?
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实际上我们有三个小孩
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但男孩主要由Mike负责照顾
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当然...
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没人喜欢六年级生
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他们不再如低年级小孩般可爱动人
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他们难看 荷尔蒙旺盛
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一下装幼齿 一下变成年
中学就是烂摊子
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你们这些做父母的只想抛下他们走开
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我们没有抛下孩子
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相信我们... 我们试过
他们又一直找回来
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抱歉
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你以为我们还在交谈?
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没有了
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Brick!
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你想找他们时 他们都不在
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不想找他们时 时刻在眼前
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你们在可真好
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Brad和我去商场找工作
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我需要你们帮我缩小下范围
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Tacos Ole的制服超级赞
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但是Yamamoto牛肉饭超级香!
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太难了!
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简直就像Sophie的抉择
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我朋友Sophie生日收到一只小狗
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她在柯基犬和比格犬之间犹豫不决
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要知道 Sue
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有一个电影也叫"苏菲的抉择"
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是吗?! 关于狗的吗?
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悲剧吗?
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等等... 别剧透
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我先去填好这些职位申请书
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许多都没留够空白
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书写个人简介
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我想还是自己做一个附件好了
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快看谁回来了
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嘿 Brick 学校怎样啊?
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- 很好
- 肯定的
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如果不用去上课 我也很喜欢学校
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我们接到你校长的电话
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你一直没去上课?
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拜托 Brick
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你可以随便舔挡风玻璃
但你要去上课啊
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你们说什么呢?
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是这样...
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你可以是古怪的 或者是不负责任的
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你得选一个
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但我一直都去上课了
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你在说谎吗?
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没有
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你是不是让自己深信
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这并不是一个谎言?
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他没用他的说话方式
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说 "我一直去上课的"
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我一直去上课的
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说 "我喜欢运动"
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我喜欢运动
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我在说谎
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我发誓我一直去上课的
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这些都是我做的家庭作业
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这是我的西班牙语测试
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你还拿了个A-
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这是我最爱的课程之一
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现在我可以去做作业了吗?
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或者用Frederick先生的话来说
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"我现在可以去做做作业了吗?"
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我无法相信
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我不敢相信校长竟然有胆子
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打电话叫我们过去 还那样对我们!
285
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就叫你不要接那电话了
286
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我受够了!
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那地方也太官僚主义了
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得有人警告他们!
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我们要回去
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别这样!
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我们不是"往回走"的人
292
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我们是"一般都不出席"的人
293
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我认真的 Mike
我受够了那学校
294
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他们乱指责Brick
295
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不知道Sue是谁
296
00:11:10,882 --> 00:11:13,268
而且谁知道他们对Axl做过什么
297
00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:14,818
他们让我们觉得自己是坏家长
298
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我们并不是坏家长
299
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我应该用忠诚来形容自己还是...
300
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现在没空 Sue!
301
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你们肯定不会相信!
302
00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:27,815
我拿到面试机会了!
303
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,940
- 嘿!
- 嘿!
304
00:11:29,093 --> 00:11:30,774
Spudsy Malone的经理助理
305
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:32,291
想在商场的长凳上见我
306
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,200
在植物旁边的太阳镜柜台附近
307
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他说想在三点至三点一刻间见我
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我想应该相当正式
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没人在乎你那傻里吧唧的面试
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在那傻里吧唧的小地方 Sue
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妈 Axl抢了我的麦片!
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Axl 把麦片还给妹妹
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随便
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- 妈!
- Mike
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Axl
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别误会
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但是... 你怎么会在这?
318
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我无法再与我那
噩梦般的室友多待一分钟
319
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昨晚我车开回来 睡在自己房里
320
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我还以为见到一个陌生人站在我房里
321
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Axl 你不能说回来就回来
322
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还有 Brick 以后呢
323
00:12:05,997 --> 00:12:07,646
如果见到陌生人在你房里
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你应该尖叫或者逃开
325
00:12:09,639 --> 00:12:10,438
或者两样一起做
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00:12:12,555 --> 00:12:15,348
我试过你们的蠢建议了
327
00:12:15,471 --> 00:12:17,008
当然了 没有用
328
00:12:17,117 --> 00:12:18,195
我也不得已
329
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最终我会遇到一个大美女 与她共居于
330
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漂亮的房子里
331
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但这家伙真的开始影响我的学业
332
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你们不想我好好学习吗?
333
00:12:27,291 --> 00:12:29,467
我们当然希望你好好学习
334
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,457
但你不能在这冲凉或过夜
335
00:12:31,614 --> 00:12:33,936
你的热水在那儿 你的电力设备在那儿
336
00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:35,229
你的食物也在那儿
337
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,202
基本上 除了你一切都在那儿
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天神
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难以置信!
340
00:12:40,614 --> 00:12:41,897
341
00:12:42,373 --> 00:12:43,755
我还以为你们会想念我!
342
00:12:44,074 --> 00:12:45,364
我是你们第一个孩子!
343
00:12:45,705 --> 00:12:47,353
我还以为我回家时你们会热烈欢庆
344
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:50,754
会拥抱我 为我回来而欢呼
345
00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:51,732
但是没有!
346
00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:55,269
我来寻求些微爱与支持 却一无所获!
347
00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:56,710
你们太自私了!
348
00:12:56,884 --> 00:12:57,799
你们知道吗...
349
00:12:58,025 --> 00:12:58,892
我走了
350
00:12:58,991 --> 00:13:01,767
赶紧好好看看 因为Ax侠要离开了!
351
00:13:09,438 --> 00:13:10,923
谁来开一下门?
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00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:18,660
现在摔上门!
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00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:22,700
一般人遇到问题时
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会认真努力去解决它...
355
00:13:25,384 --> 00:13:26,982
而Axl呢
356
00:13:27,087 --> 00:13:28,143
真悲催
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00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,631
我室友的助学金没申请到
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00:13:29,733 --> 00:13:31,178
她要搬回家
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00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:32,447
所以现在
360
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:34,770
那么大的宿舍里只剩我一个
361
00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:36,555
你好
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00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:38,720
Axl Heck
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00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,385
我终于写好了
364
00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:45,760
发给校长的邮件
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00:13:45,903 --> 00:13:48,317
我以为你昨晚已经搞定了
在11点
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00:13:48,432 --> 00:13:49,923
1点以及2点半的时候
367
00:13:50,022 --> 00:13:50,883
这个听起来怎么样?
368
00:13:51,011 --> 00:13:52,955
"亲爱的Barker校长
我老公和我
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希望有机会能够尽快地
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00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:56,182
与你会面"
371
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:57,998
呃 我们为什么
非得回到那个地方去?
372
00:13:58,152 --> 00:13:59,142
你不能给她打电话吗?
373
00:13:59,278 --> 00:14:00,178
你想想 Mike
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00:14:00,299 --> 00:14:01,380
我们能有几次机会
375
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:04,147
能理直气壮地去家长面谈会?
376
00:14:04,286 --> 00:14:04,872
相信我
377
00:14:04,997 --> 00:14:06,336
这绝对是一件我们
要亲自出面的事情
378
00:14:06,485 --> 00:14:08,968
"我想你对我们要说的事
一定会非常感兴趣的"
379
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:10,776
注意 我不会告诉她
我们生气的点是什么
380
00:14:10,881 --> 00:14:12,887
我可不想给她机会
找好理由反驳
381
00:14:13,071 --> 00:14:16,309
"我们知道你有425个学生要管理
382
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,817
但仍然希望你能有时间
关心一下我们的孩子"
383
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,988
看到没? 我用
她说过的话打她的脸哦
384
00:14:21,117 --> 00:14:22,194
啪啪!
385
00:14:22,937 --> 00:14:24,215
你为什么那么生气?
386
00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:25,949
原因很多
387
00:14:27,665 --> 00:14:29,586
- 爸 你猜怎么着?
- 很好 亲爱的
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00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:33,494
请向新任
Spudsy Malone家薯仔妹问好吧!
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00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,976
噢 恭喜你!
390
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,224
这么说面试很成功咯
391
00:14:36,347 --> 00:14:38,237
好得不得了
392
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:41,055
经理立刻马上
就决定录用我了
393
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,591
他非常地坚决
394
00:14:42,755 --> 00:14:46,040
一个14岁的孩子
很少有这样的成熟
395
00:14:46,195 --> 00:14:47,519
他真的对我印象深刻
396
00:14:47,633 --> 00:14:49,318
有一段 我正在读我的稿子
397
00:14:49,457 --> 00:14:52,361
他甚至说
"我不用再听了"
398
00:14:52,565 --> 00:14:54,018
399
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:56,903
你看这个超棒的徽章
400
00:14:57,109 --> 00:14:59,238
"快来尝尝我们新出的
吞拿鱼芝士薯仔吧
401
00:14:59,423 --> 00:15:01,127
我好爱它"
402
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:05,358
他们甚至还送了我一个带回来
403
00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:07,727
我真超级开心的
404
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,248
405
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:12,607
肯定是刚好吃到一口难吃的吧
406
00:15:15,227 --> 00:15:15,976
407
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:17,981
比第一口还难吃
408
00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:22,023
喔 不 不 不...
409
00:15:22,118 --> 00:15:23,886
不会这样的!
410
00:15:23,987 --> 00:15:25,738
- 亲爱的 怎么了
- 问题在于
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00:15:25,838 --> 00:15:27,217
我要戴着一个写有
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00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:28,691
"快来尝尝我们新出的
吞拿鱼芝士薯仔吧
413
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:29,726
我好爱它!"的徽章
414
00:15:29,822 --> 00:15:31,822
而我显然一点也不爱它!
415
00:15:31,949 --> 00:15:33,638
Sue 这只是份工作而已
416
00:15:33,738 --> 00:15:35,119
你不一定非要热爱你做的事
417
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,729
这就像给人洁牙
或者为人父母一样
418
00:15:37,927 --> 00:15:40,184
我只知道自己终于可以
419
00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:41,905
在商场的快餐站工作了
420
00:15:42,018 --> 00:15:42,971
这很棒
421
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:46,410
但现在我的梦想变成了噩梦!
422
00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:48,323
我没法售卖美味的
423
00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,669
34种口味的任君挑选的爱达荷薯仔了
424
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,969
我要去贩卖谎言了!
425
00:15:53,779 --> 00:15:55,585
Sue 好啦
426
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,667
别看着我
427
00:15:58,756 --> 00:15:59,910
我是管儿子的
428
00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:13,951
于是 Axl找到了真命天女
429
00:16:14,266 --> 00:16:15,218
嘿 哥们儿
430
00:16:15,628 --> 00:16:16,990
这位是Beth
431
00:16:17,213 --> 00:16:19,127
...替Kenny
她是一个坐拥
432
00:16:19,231 --> 00:16:21,513
又大又空的宿舍的姑娘
433
00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:26,992
她的魔兽还打到了第五级哦
434
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,716
Axl正在努力解决他的麻烦
435
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,107
而Sue
436
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,403
她现在也是
劳动人民中的一员了
437
00:16:41,479 --> 00:16:42,983
所以她也只能面对现实
438
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,878
拿钱干活
439
00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:47,420
你尝过我们新出的
吞拿鱼芝士薯仔吗?
440
00:16:47,616 --> 00:16:50,455
我吃过哦 而且我非常非常
441
00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,267
非常...
442
00:16:52,568 --> 00:16:53,672
你尝过我们新出的
443
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:55,812
吞拿鱼芝士薯仔吗?
444
00:16:55,964 --> 00:16:57,211
对不起
445
00:16:57,352 --> 00:16:58,788
我...
446
00:17:00,722 --> 00:17:02,815
我非常 非常 非常
447
00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:04,366
喜欢它
448
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,610
我不喜欢吃它
449
00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:07,769
我爱它!
450
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:10,895
太可怕了!
451
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,729
我得挂了
452
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,203
请坐
453
00:17:18,307 --> 00:17:19,237
谢谢
454
00:17:25,362 --> 00:17:27,501
我老公和我只是想说
455
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:29,578
下次你要指控
一个学生某项行为时
456
00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:31,918
你或许得先查清楚事实真相
457
00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,269
有什么问题吗?
458
00:17:34,398 --> 00:17:36,088
是的 有问题
459
00:17:36,294 --> 00:17:38,317
你让我们怀疑自己的儿子
460
00:17:38,426 --> 00:17:39,971
因为你的指控
461
00:17:40,115 --> 00:17:41,966
打破了我们对自己儿子
462
00:17:42,073 --> 00:17:43,673
一直坚守的信任
463
00:17:43,779 --> 00:17:45,780
事实上Brick一直有去上课
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我们看到他的家庭作业了
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他的西语考试甚至还得了一个A-
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来吧 Brick
给她来几句西班牙语
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我叫 Brick
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- 什么意思?
- 我叫Brick
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嘭 他叫Brick
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重点在于
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你把我们叫来
然后让我们觉得
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无地自容
这是不对的
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我们是称职的父母
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00:18:03,057 --> 00:18:04,765
我们知道自己儿子的动向
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所以 相对于对我们指手画脚
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你或许应该花
一点点时间审度一下自己
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因为 很显然
你根本都不知道
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自己学校里的老师
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发生了什么事
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我很抱歉
但是 Brick所有的老师
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都说他没有去上课
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Henderson老师 Kimball老师
Purdy老师...
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噢 他们是谁?
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00:18:26,326 --> 00:18:27,591
你的老师
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00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:29,542
不是啊
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这些人我都不认识
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什么?
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哦 等一下
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这些肯定是
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我第一天见过的那些老师
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没错 那些课程我都没去过
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00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,056
Sue说我不用去的
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相信我Brick
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中学比小学好多了
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因为 在小学
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你每天都要上同样老师的课
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00:18:47,908 --> 00:18:50,324
但是在中学
要是你对那门课不感兴趣了
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没有关系
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因为你可以换班
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我真的和代数老师不太合拍
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00:18:57,477 --> 00:18:58,748
所以我转去学几何了
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00:18:58,879 --> 00:19:00,424
我对美国历史不太有兴趣
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00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,516
所以去上了欧洲历史
不是太有趣
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但我的座位是靠窗的
我很满意
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00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,032
我从西语一级转成了三级
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我的生物老师有点无聊
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所以决定试试实习课
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00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:14,228
我很庆幸自己选了它
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因为人家告诉我在做鸟舍
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00:19:16,461 --> 00:19:18,644
而且我已经做了一半
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00:19:25,054 --> 00:19:27,404
Brick Sue的意思不是这样的
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00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:29,842
她意思是 如果你不喜欢那个老师
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至少你之后有机会换
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但不是让你换班
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噢 这差距还蛮大的...
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但我想我还是能继续保留
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00:19:38,420 --> 00:19:39,795
我的三段午餐时间吧?
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00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:43,207
好了 你还有425个学生要管
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所以 这个还是不麻烦你了
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呃 在你们走之前
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00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,852
Brick有六周的
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五门课的作业要补
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我是Barker校长
嘭
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离开我的办公室
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你说得对
很高兴我们亲自来了
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噢 不
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干嘛?
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00:20:02,706 --> 00:20:04,235
我把钱包忘在校长办公室了
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00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:05,469
车钥匙在里面
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现在我们不可能再回去那
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00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:10,658
于是 一周内的第二次
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00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:13,385
我们灰溜溜地走回家了
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00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,495
没错 我们走的能多慢就有多慢
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00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,324
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你们能不能稍微
消停会儿别打游戏了?!
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重点在于
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我没办法售卖一些
我自己都不信的东西
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00:20:49,445 --> 00:20:51,453
就算要重新开始坐公车
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00:20:51,675 --> 00:20:55,467
我还是要正式地提交辞呈
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00:20:55,859 --> 00:20:56,996
吞拿鱼芝士薯仔
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只是本周特餐
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00:20:59,294 --> 00:21:02,371
三天后 我们将会
特别推出欢乐泰式虾
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真的?!
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听上去很好吃啊
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550
00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,554
每个人都要经历坎坷
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00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:12,083
我们不是独自在战斗
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但不论情况有多坏
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你都得去面对 去克服
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因为一个14岁的经理曾说过
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"不久的将来
新的薯仔就会到来"
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