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翻译: 田七七 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed
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印第安纳州的奥森
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丰美腹地的心脏之地
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小贝蒂点心蛋糕的杰出故乡
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拥有流浪者撞车大赛
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以及世界最大的聚氨酯奶牛
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而今年 我们的小镇将迎来它的
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一百周岁诞辰庆典 每个人都超级激动
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别接
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你必须接 答录机坏了
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那你去接
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我在开大呢!
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你好
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啥?
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噢 等等 Sue
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你在奥森花车委员会报名了吗?
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没啊 他们在招人吗?
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噢 我去我去我去!
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我完全可以去
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拜托拜托...!
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- 我马上就能准备好!
- 等等 啥?
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好的 不是找你的
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啥 我没戏吗?
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那有替补名额吗? 有后备名单吗?
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那有没有打扫委员会?
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要知道那个我可是有经验的
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行了 等等
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我啥都不清楚
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我让她晚点给你回电话
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嘿
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你给咱在奥森节花车委员会报名了?
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哈 是啊 我听着像干那事儿的人吗
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啊等等
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嘿 Frankie
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你和Mike想不想在百年游行上
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开花车啊?
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必须想啊! 嘿 Mike!
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Nancy想让我们在百年游行上开花车
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随你乐意啦 宝贝
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看 这就是咱俩喝酒的后果
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我们总是报些愚蠢的委员会
或者生出Brick之类的
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妈 爸 我想让你们听听
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我为奥森百年庆写的口号前百强
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第一条是啥 我就喜欢那个
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你写这个干吗啊?
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这是市政府赞助的一个比赛
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获胜者可以在游行上
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乘坐一辆旧式消防车
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而且最棒的是
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你的口号将在成为整个镇子
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在接下来一百年里代言
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奥森 -- 趣味百年
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奥森 -- 你看起来99岁都不到
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奥森 -- 每百年都有新人出
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我来开
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奥森 -- 百年稳健成长
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弟兄们!
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- 兄弟!
- 兄弟!
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- 耶! 汉子们归来了!
- 好样的!
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好了 坐下 咱开始吧
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好 好
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是这样的 伙计们 这事我琢磨了很久
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天知道奥森的下一次百年庆要到什么时候
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所以Boss公司要怎么从中捞一笔呢?
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嘿 我们可以去做那种
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搬开路障疏导交通的人
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是吧 我想市政府会负责那个的
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我们可以清理垃圾啊
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那个也有市政府呢
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靠 市政府真是挡咱的财路啊
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弟兄们 咱不是体力劳动者
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咱们Boss公司 有大学文凭的
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- 就是
- 噢 等等
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我知道了
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什么是奥森唯一没有的东西?
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- 辣妹
- 鞋厂
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尊贵会员体验啊
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这里太平等了
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就好像人人都一样好
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我们可以把独尊体验带给奥森
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- 我觉得不错
- 嗯
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弄些椅子
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沿游行大道圈出一块空间
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牵一根天鹅绒绳
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我叔叔那儿有警用绳带
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从他们挖出那只脚那儿弄来的
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好的 就这么办吧
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Boss公司升级版!
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赞
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接下来 我将首先宣布
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此次游行的官方名称
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"由Ehlert车行赞助的
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Ehlert车行呈展之奥森百年庆"
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Ehlert先生 您愿否为我们发言?
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这是个绝佳的买入机会 亲们
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记住 在百年庆的一周期间
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Ehlert车行将把车价降至1913年--
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再加两万五千刀的水平
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太棒了
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我们一定要让咱的百年庆典大获成功
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还有个激动人心的惊喜
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这会让此次活动更上一层楼
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我们邀请到了Ron Cougar Mellencamp!
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不不不...
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是Ro> Cougar Mellencamp
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在印第安纳州排名第四的
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John Cougar Mellencamp的模仿者
(摇滚歌星)
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Yelp上的排名喔
(美国最大点评网站)
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好了 大家都知道自己报的啥吧
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那么接下来就各分委会讨论吧
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嘿 Nancy
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演讲真棒
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是这样 我们觉得
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还是不该在游行上开花车
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什么? 为什么?
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呃 其实我们报名的时候是处于...
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- 喝高的状态
- 没错
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而且我们也没有好好操练技能
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或者说 显然我们不该志愿的
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但你俩分到的是奥森牛花车呢
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这是无比的荣幸
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再说了 你们自己要求的啊
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是吗?
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你想要点简单的?
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没门 自由女神
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我们要你们最大的花车!
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噢!
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嗯
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噢 天
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你们被选中开大牛了?
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那可是整个游行中最棒的花车啊
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真幸运
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就在那一刻 我们才明白
百年庆是个大事
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我们应该参与其中
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再说了 Nancy还带了布朗尼
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就是那种里面软软融化
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但表皮还是保持硬挺的美味蛋糕
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就好像他们已经烤好了
但又没完全烤好
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我只能说
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这女人烘焙真有一手啊
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妈 我不怪你不喜欢我之前的口号
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它们既无个人针对性 也缺乏历史背景
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嘿！
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所以 为了达到这一点
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我去图书馆做了些小小研究
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你知道吗 在十九世纪初期...
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是是 往后跳啦 Brick
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噢 好吧
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那么 在二十世纪初期
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一个名叫Merwin James Orson的
倒霉催的矿工
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在自家后院里挖出了一块绿宝石
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消息很快传出
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人们纷纷不远英里来此寻宝
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但却发现什么也没有
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很长一段时间 这儿成了法外之地
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嫖赌泛滥猖獗 但最终
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这儿成了我们挚爱的家园
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所以听听这条如何
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奥森 -- 藏宝地的心脏
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哇 Brick
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还真不错
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对吧? 我觉得我赢定了
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这句不仅动听悦耳
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还以押头韵的方式向历史致意
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旧式消防车 我来了
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最重要的是 我觉得这能让我
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从某种层面进入文学圈
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开饭啦!
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嘿!
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可怜的Sue
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几周以来一直试着忘掉Darrin
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毕竟人家已经有了新女友
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所以她决定 如果这个妹子真适合他的话
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她就放下这段感情了
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但她得先确定才行
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嘿 你是...Sue 对吧?
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你是Darrin的朋友
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没错 就是我
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Darrin的朋友
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简称"呆友"
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你来我很高兴
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我其实极想帮你打理头发
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哦 谢谢
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我只是想弄个时尚点发型
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过奥森节
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嗯 真的很有需要
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你和Darrin交往多久了?
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也就几个月
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不错
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那你喜欢他什么?
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你懂的 他很帅
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是
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还有呢?
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我喜欢他的手臂
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嗯
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还是属于"帅"的范畴
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所以...
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他的脖子 他脖子很性感
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还有他的腹部...
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好了 不用把他身体每个部位都过一遍
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你还喜欢Darrin什么?
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呃...
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我的天啊 Brad 她真是太不适合他了
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当然 很明显
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她是个才华横溢的发型师
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但这不够
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Darrin值得更好的
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我知道你在说话
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但我控制不住看你的头发
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看上去酷毙了 我嫉妒死了
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简直无法相信这是我的造型
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真希望自己也会弄
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绝对的
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她不会欣赏他 Brad
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他可不止有手臂
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他还是音乐家和诗人
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他可以很帅地把车停到狭小车位
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要知道 我不会惊讶
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他们的关系是基于...
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原谅我的用词... 身体欲望
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这是男人们想要的吗?
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男人们真的都是这样吗?
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好男人不是 Sue
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好男人不是
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Brad 我不知道接下来该怎么办
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我知道
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你得让他知道他失去了什么 Sue
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要让他妒忌
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你说的对 Brad
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我要这么做
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你来帮我
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那是肯定的
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我非常清楚我该穿哪双休闲鞋
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- 我可以发图分享这发型么?
- 哦
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美翻了
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这次标语竞赛共有70个参赛者
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抱歉 7个
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是个7个参赛者
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但我们看到了这个
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这句里面花了许多心思
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标语竞赛环节胜出的是...
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"奥森... 为啥不?"
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啥?!
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哦! 是我的!
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是我的! 哦!
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谢谢你!
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不好意思 Ehlert先生
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可能有点误会
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"奥森... 为啥不?"
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"藏宝地的心脏" 哪不好了?
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我们没看到/我们没看懂
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但我交上去了 在...
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不是 我们收到了 只是没看懂
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"为啥不?"
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简短有力 就类似"有牛奶不?"
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这太过分了 那是个很烂的标语
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而且没人说过可以用标点
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算了吧 孩子
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我们要开始关于派的竞赛环节了
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- 但这个...
- 已经结束了!
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你输了 接受吧
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我还有35个派要去尝
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既然你不是派 赶紧从我面前消失吧
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记住 奥森的居民们
和你们的花车待在一起
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我不指名道姓 但我们发现有些男孩
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带着鸡蛋盒和绳子在周围乱晃...
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Glossner家人
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现在好好休息 Don的东方食物
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明早6点会提供免费咖啡和小煎饼!
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我从没想过会兴奋于
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睡在街上
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但还挺有趣
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你怎么想的?
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拜托
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我们偶尔走出舒适区
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也挺好
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而且回馈的感觉很好
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想想这小镇为我们做的
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嗯 此次之后就扯平了
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不过 有点怪怪的
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什么?
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就是感慨下我们在这的时间
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许多年了
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想想如果不是油箱盖
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我们现在就住在芝加哥了
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嗯 都怪油箱盖
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是真的
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马上就到了
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都到芝加哥城外了
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我们的所有都打包在那租来的车上
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后来不得不在加油站停下
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那时候 你不愿意随地大小便
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然后你发现油箱盖没了
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我们一直开回奥森来找它
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总归不能把缺了油箱盖的租车还给人家
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他们会收我们好多钱去修
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之后你在吃中饭的地方遇到那家伙
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你中学的老朋友
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留着前短后长发型的那个 叫啥来着?
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摇滚Phil Nissen
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嗯 是的
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他告诉我们采石场开业
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然后... 20年后 就这样了
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就这样了
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我想告诉你一件事
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如果是你比任何时候都爱我
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那行 我在听
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我没忘记油箱盖
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什么?
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我没忘记油箱盖 那是我编的
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你说什么?
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你说真的? 你不是说真的
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我们快到了...
然后... 我也不知道...
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就是感觉不对
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所以你就编了个油箱盖的瞎话?
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你为什么不告诉我?
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我也很害怕的
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你为什么不告诉我你的想法?
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我不知道
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我以为我们会大吵架
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当时年轻
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还不是很习惯
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你生气了吗?
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我总是有点小生气的 不过...
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...没有
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没有
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我很高兴没有去到那里
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芝加哥太大了
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谁知道会发生什么事?
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说不定咱家有人染上毒瘾呢
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可能就是你我二人
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我很高兴我们来这里
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这是个很好的小镇
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是的
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太阳晒屁股啦!
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起床 起床 吃早餐啦!
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100周年快乐
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这是你们的对讲机
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表演就要开始了!
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等等 为什么需要对讲机?
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因为你俩要沟通
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Frankie 你是他的眼睛和耳朵
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他在后边什么都看不到
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现在爬到你们的牛里边
我们开始啦
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好
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我要从这个小洞里钻到我待的地方?
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不 那个小洞就是你待的地方
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等等 当真?
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就这个?
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嗯 是
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这也太惨了
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在真的牛里都比这自在
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我还是不明白为什么需要对讲机
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我在这吼大点声就可以了
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我都对你吼了20年了
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好吧 这下明白了
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快到Ehlert车行来!
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必有一款适合你!
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记住了 你不需要
把车开进家去充电
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我们的车用传统汽油就行驶无忧了
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不需要进口电源
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难以置信
一个客人都没有?
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没有人上当
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可能他们没看懂标语
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我都跟你说了应该注明
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"重要人物"
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噢 嘿
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打扰了 先生
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您想要体验VIP服务吗?
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00:14:04,518 --> 00:14:06,613
我干嘛要整这个?
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00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,265
因为这是以至尊奢华舒适之姿
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体验本次游行的方法
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我可不希望别人觉得我很有钱!
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00:14:15,576 --> 00:14:17,830
能留个邮箱以便了解
未来的业务动向吗?
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00:14:19,061 --> 00:14:20,072
Brick正努力地
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00:14:20,186 --> 00:14:22,889
忘掉标语竞选带来的失落
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但事实证明 这很难
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VIP专区就在那边
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有迷你三明治吃
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把你的邻居比下去!
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火热抢座中哦!
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左边 左边
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太左了!
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右 右 右 右边!
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不 不 不!
过头了! 停车!
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我的天啊! 差点撞上了
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你怎么不听我指挥呢?
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我听着呢
我需要时间来转向
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这玩意儿要花好几秒才能转好舵
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你在前面干嘛呢?
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对不起啦
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00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:03,027
那个女领队的棒子不停地掉
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我们总不能碾着她过去吧
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告诉我你看到什么就行了
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我看见... Brad搂着Sue
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我一直很希望他们俩在一起
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00:15:11,969 --> 00:15:14,428
呃... 我的腿没知觉了
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00:15:14,611 --> 00:15:17,101
我要得血栓了
我在"Oz医生"上看到过
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我是使用肚子着力
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啊! 哦 哦 哦
更疼了
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超级疼
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不 不 不 不行!
这什么情况 Sean?!
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什么?
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我觉得这样我们至少
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可以收回一点点成本
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我们付了钱的 Axl
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看到没?
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00:15:37,936 --> 00:15:40,547
不能这样的 你把傻子放进来
这里就变成傻子聚集区了
410
00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:43,544
Darrin来了
我们开始吧
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真的要吗?
当着这么多人?
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相信我 没有比这
更能让人产生嫉妒的了
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* 夏日之爱 如风吹向我*
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* 夏日之爱 匆匆而至 *
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* 遇到一个深爱我的姑娘 *
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* 遇可爱至极的男生 *
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* 夏日白昼悄然远去 *
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* 呜喔 夏夜翩然而至 *
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好吧 我们得把他们赶走
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现在驶来的是奥森原产
1927年的烈焰卡车
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在车里坐着的 就是我们
奥森标语竞赛的获胜者
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Kristen Rice
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"奥森-- 为啥不? 奥森-- 为啥不?"
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各位 静一静
你们看不到现在是什么情况吗?
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00:16:31,208 --> 00:16:33,230
这是在拉低美国的智商!
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00:16:33,353 --> 00:16:36,234
这条标语将要
在未来的100年里伴随我们
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00:16:36,358 --> 00:16:38,153
我们的后代会怎么想?
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00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:40,154
我们真的要用这样的标语吗?
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00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:42,503
我们真的要给自己的孩子
留下这样的遗志吗?
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00:16:42,650 --> 00:16:43,671
免费T恤!
431
00:16:43,786 --> 00:16:46,276
喔 是啦 因为不要钱
所以赶紧接好了
432
00:16:46,407 --> 00:16:48,980
就算印在T恤上
也不能说明它是对的!
433
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,149
靠 我对漂亮的字体
太没抵抗力了
434
00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:56,468
诅咒你 灯芯体(字体)
435
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,670
灯芯体
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00:17:02,532 --> 00:17:04,523
也许是歌选的不对
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00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:06,452
歌选得完美极了 Brad
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00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:08,758
我只是必须面对现实了
439
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:10,734
Darrin已经重新开始
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或许我也应该这样
441
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我只是觉得我们太适合对方了
442
00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:17,308
我以为我们可以
443
00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,773
有段像我爸妈那样的感情
444
00:17:19,851 --> 00:17:20,857
你说你在尽力是什么意思?
445
00:17:20,946 --> 00:17:23,225
快点张嘴告诉我往哪边转就行了
446
00:17:23,367 --> 00:17:24,805
有块草掉下来了
447
00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,231
我看不见前面
448
00:17:26,522 --> 00:17:27,424
那就把它拿开啊
449
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:30,439
我正在弄 但是我的背抽筋了
450
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:32,595
你有什么好抱怨的?
你只有3英尺高而已(约92cm)
451
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往前挪点就行了
452
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,148
噢 是呀 坐在腿部舱的人
站着说话不腰疼
453
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:39,039
喔 没错!
我在后面开心得不得了嘞!
454
00:17:39,253 --> 00:17:41,431
怎么也得离开舒适区转一转啊
455
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,839
我们年年纪大了 Frankie
456
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早就没什么舒适区了!
457
00:17:44,418 --> 00:17:46,163
哪哪都不舒服
哪哪都疼!
458
00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:47,922
是呀 要不是你最后关头出幺蛾子
459
00:17:48,019 --> 00:17:49,663
我们现在就在芝加哥了
460
00:17:49,826 --> 00:17:50,710
省省吧
461
00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:51,967
你昨晚就差没哭着说
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你在这觉得有多幸福了
463
00:17:53,337 --> 00:17:55,321
昨天晚上 我还没
困在头牛里面
464
00:17:55,496 --> 00:17:57,569
我以后再也不喝玛格丽特了
465
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:58,617
你不是认真的
466
00:17:58,782 --> 00:17:59,992
我知道
467
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,938
这都是Nancy Donahue的错
468
00:18:02,058 --> 00:18:04,598
她用酒和布朗尼招待大家
469
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:07,262
然后所有人就都被
诳进她的白痴小团体了
470
00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,453
你为什么不能不听她的使唤?
471
00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:12,868
她弄得自己好像是蜂后
而你却对她阿谀奉承
472
00:18:12,997 --> 00:18:15,881
我说 谁要管
Nancy Donahue怎么想呀?
473
00:18:15,996 --> 00:18:16,838
我?
474
00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:19,145
那你在Bill Norwood身边
475
00:18:19,234 --> 00:18:20,858
总表现得自己很了不起又是怎样?
476
00:18:20,987 --> 00:18:24,249
是 是 我就是这样的 我活着
就是为了让Bill Norwood记得我
477
00:18:24,376 --> 00:18:27,015
他和Paula结婚了
他也有自己的担子
478
00:18:27,124 --> 00:18:29,915
等结束了 我要告诉Nancy自己的看法
479
00:18:30,139 --> 00:18:32,457
- 你才不会
- 我知道
480
00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:34,436
呃... 花车驾驶员们?
481
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:38,062
家庭内部争吵请转到3台进行
482
00:18:38,272 --> 00:18:40,978
他们都在听
噢 我勒个去
483
00:18:41,073 --> 00:18:42,301
关掉 关掉
484
00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,344
搞毛啊?
485
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,089
这显然是我们的错
486
00:18:54,378 --> 00:18:55,846
这全都是你的错!
487
00:18:55,941 --> 00:18:57,631
我记得你说过你很懂电的!
488
00:18:57,731 --> 00:18:58,904
我还没开始学呢!
489
00:18:59,661 --> 00:19:00,767
剪断绳子!
490
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,428
- 我来! 我来!
- 抓好 抓好!
491
00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:03,855
- 噢
- 啊!
492
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,146
太好了!
现在所有人都恨我们了
493
00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:15,264
整个镇都发狂了
494
00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:16,973
你看
大家都在冲我们喊
495
00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:19,067
为什么这里面那么热?
496
00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:21,193
- 着火了!
- 着火了! 快出去!
497
00:19:21,305 --> 00:19:22,340
我的天!
498
00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:23,467
我们着火了!
499
00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:24,465
什么?
500
00:19:24,566 --> 00:19:26,516
Mike 这头牛着火了!
它烧着了!
501
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,549
我们得快出去!
走! 走!
502
00:19:28,642 --> 00:19:29,640
Frankie 出来!
503
00:19:31,052 --> 00:19:32,289
过来
504
00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:37,237
- 啊!
- 艾玛! 你看看!
505
00:19:39,357 --> 00:19:41,008
Sue 小心!
506
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,407
啊!
507
00:19:45,063 --> 00:19:46,152
你没事吧?
508
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:48,073
没事 谢谢
509
00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:53,727
我的天啊!
Sue 你没事吧?
510
00:19:53,812 --> 00:19:55,117
你看到了吗 Brad?
511
00:19:55,282 --> 00:19:56,863
Darrin救了我
512
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,184
他先救了我
513
00:19:59,525 --> 00:20:00,917
你知道这意味着什么吗?
514
00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,026
我还有希望 Brad
515
00:20:03,345 --> 00:20:05,098
还有希望
516
00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:12,704
有人看见
Ron Cougar Mellencamp吗?
517
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:16,802
有人留意过Ron Cougar Mellencamp吗?!
518
00:20:16,902 --> 00:20:20,141
所以 奥森节并没有照计划发展
519
00:20:25,230 --> 00:20:26,632
但当我仔细再想想
520
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,530
我很高兴自己没有去成芝加哥
521
00:20:28,743 --> 00:20:30,782
因为在那 要是有头牛起火了
522
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,613
那整个城市都要烧没了
523
00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:34,089
可这里就不会
524
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,977
这就是在小地方生活的美好
525
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:45,678
就像Ron Cougar Mellencamp唱的
526
00:20:46,238 --> 00:20:48,835
* 我生在小城 *
527
00:20:49,829 --> 00:20:52,706
* 长在小城 *
528
00:20:53,668 --> 00:20:56,507
* 也许还会死在这小城 *
529
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:00,275
* 噢 那些小小的社区 *
530
00:21:01,514 --> 00:21:04,268
* 我的朋友全都那么娇小可爱 *
531
00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:08,337
* 我的父母也在这小城生活 *
532
00:21:09,146 --> 00:21:12,725
* 我的工作同样那么微小 *
533
00:21:13,069 --> 00:21:15,842
* 给我小小的机会 *
534
00:21:16,329 --> 00:21:17,175
嘿!
535
00:21:17,882 --> 00:21:19,597
我想我们大概就这样了
536
00:21:19,703 --> 00:21:21,863
在奥森这里过完余生
537
00:21:22,435 --> 00:21:23,652
为什么不呢?
538
00:21:28,134 --> 00:21:30,644
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翻译: 田七七 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed
720P iTunes:wss0427
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第五季 第4集 结束