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翻译: 粒粒尘 墨西阿布曼曼琼琼珊珊
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed
720P iTunes:wss0427
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有些故事的结局是一个夕阳下骑乘
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有些故事的结局是一个泪涟涟的再见
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但我最喜欢的
是以吻收尾的故事
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嘿 Mike 知道吗
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我刚和Janet通过电话...
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不 我们不去你妹妹家过圣诞
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也不要去湖边过夏天
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也不要趁所有人还活着
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拍一张大合照
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能让我说完不?
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Janet和Gary要带Lucy过亲子周末
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为了"驯服暴力倾向的孩子"之类的
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他们希望我们去照看房子!
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我们为什么要去?
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我不知道啊...
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因为他们有个漂亮房子而我们没有?
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拜托 我们周末可以放松一下
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就我们俩... 很浪漫
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恶! 你俩?
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怎样? 我们很浪漫的
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我都没见过你俩打啵
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我们打啵的 我们一直打啵
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看到不?
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嗯 你俩应该去
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校园警察!
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Axl Heck 我们知道你在里面!
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- 我们要将你带离校园!
- 什么?!
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哇哦?! 耶!
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欧!
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耶!
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这会是最好的周末了!
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必须的!
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我还以为是周三呢
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准备迎接精彩吧
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因为我接下来有五个派对要去
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赞
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那现在要干嘛?
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好 记住 屋子会发出许多奇怪声音
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但没必要害怕
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"克恰 克恰"是冰箱的声音
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"波呃呃呃昂克"是暖气机声音
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还有"嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒嗒"
是洗衣机盖子的声音
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如果声音太大
就再粘些胶带上去
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不用担心了妈 我们不会有事
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最好是 因为我来不及开回来
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即使有持刀人在外面
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Mike 不会的
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那人被抓到了
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什么?!
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你们不会有事
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好的
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再见啦!
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乖乖的
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再见 爸妈!
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玩得开心!
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什么都不要担心
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因为有Sue Heck在!
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Brick 我们会过得很...
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Brick?
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Brick?!
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这很好玩
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像是在沙滩 但却在小房间里
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嗯
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Ax侠 这儿的人怎样?
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出去看过没?
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嗯嗯 看是看了 但是
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我不知道 算了
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什么?
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说起来有点怪
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但是... 其实我...
一直在想着Cassidy
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我就知道! 你还爱着她!
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有可能! 我不知道
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你和她联系过吗?
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没 毕业后就没见过
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或许你该去见见她 面对面地
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看你有什么感觉
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嗯 开十个钟头去瓦萨学院 是啊
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好! 公路之旅!
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不 我们不会去公...
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公路之旅!
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说真的 伙计们 现实点
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我们已经喊过"公路之旅"了
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就必须要做!
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这是"公路之旅"的规则
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- 公路之旅!
- 公路之旅!
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耶! 耶!
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哇哦!
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就像度假一样!
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不带孩子上车的那一分钟起
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就已经是度假了
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如果安排得好
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这会是个非常好玩的周末
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还用你说 看那电视!
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比赛开始了!
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嗯
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好 你看你的比赛
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我去泡个舒服的澡
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这儿不需要用钳子开启热水
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好 一会见
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我说不定会衣衫不整哦
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真的?
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干净的长睡衣...有花边的那件
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上面有Brick鼻血血迹
但差不多都洗掉了
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我喜欢那件
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Brick?
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哦 Brick!
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天啊 你在这儿!
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看 去年复活节糖果
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猫走开之时
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可能是以前的屋主的
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Brick 你吓死我了!
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我现在负责
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就表示我要时刻知道你在哪儿
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时刻!
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我还以为这周末会很好玩呢
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会的!
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但也要安全 安全地好玩!
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这就是为什么...
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什么声音?
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可能是冰箱的声音
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等下... 我们有只狗呢!
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对哦!
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不公平 是我先要坐副驾驶座的
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我说了... 要先见到车
再说要坐副驾驶座
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什么时候开始的?
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有副驾驶座以来一直如此!
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天啊 别纠结了 Darrin
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我们到俄亥俄州了
一旦跨过州际线
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你就不能再抱怨副驾驶座的事
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我还以为我们要去纽约
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- 我们迷路了吗?
- 你迷路了
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看来修空调的学校不教地理
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是 但我要告诉你们我所知道的
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修空调一小时80块
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接受现实吧 大学小子!
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伙计 当你出现在Cassidy门前给她惊喜
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她肯定芳心大乱
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这招很棒
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没错儿!
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除非... 我开了门
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她正和她新男友亲热
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就没那么棒了
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等等 这太荒唐了
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我怎么觉得能这么做?!
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我一点不了解她的生活...
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她和谁在一起 在做什么
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她或许压根不记得我!
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够了 我们回头
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- Glossner!
- Glossner!
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尿布Glossner在这干嘛?!
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想干嘛都成!
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糟糕了
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我的美国女生保姆手册
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没有这种情况该怎么处理的提示!
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他是怎么进来的?
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你是不是没关门?
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我在找你!
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都是你的错
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别怪在我头上
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你是负责人
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哦
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或许我们该打给他妈
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Rita Glossner? 好啊
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女子监狱电话多少来着?
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好了 好了
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我们可以的
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尿布Glossner不过是个孩子
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他大概不知道家里还有人
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我们出去
大声说几句话
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然后他就会害怕得离开了
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- 行
- 好的
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嘘!
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冰箱里有啤酒吗?
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有 有啤酒
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所以我才在这儿喝苏打水
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嘿 妈妈是怎么教过你的?
注意态度
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没教过
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两个Glossner家的孩子?!
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好吧 我不会弄洗澡的玩意儿
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得用遥控板
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每次我打开出水键
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它就开始排水了
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不过 我把脚打湿了
所以还挺好的
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你怎么不看比赛?
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因为我不知道怎么开电视
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你按开机钮了吗?
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我没有按开机钮
因为我根本找不到
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你只是需要一双慧眼帮你找找
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你用的是哪个遥控器?
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我不知道 它们看起来都差不多!
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呃... 这个看起来
好像是电视机的
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我们看看Janet的说明书怎么写的
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嗯
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"输入"... "输入"...
"卫星"... "电视资源"
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我没看到有"电视资源"
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拜托 Frankie
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我已经错过半场比赛了
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你在哪儿啊 小...
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噢! 找到了!
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现在怎么办?
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我不知道
因为我没戴眼镜
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"滑动按键至'AV 2'"
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我没见到这个键
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慢着 键要怎么滑?
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你肯定看错了
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不能! 我...
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这里写着呢...
"滑动按键至'AV 2'"
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我觉得我还是识字的
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我看到...
"显示 格式化 同步"
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好吧 等等
这样
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你真的得去配副眼镜了
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我又用不上
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噢! 找到了
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在侧面
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嗯 电视应该开了呀
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快点 我靠!
给点反应啊!
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好吧 慢着 等等!
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干得好 Fonzie
(电视剧Happy Days主人翁)
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虽然我不去见Cassidy了
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但这样还是很棒的
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相当之棒
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但是 就算她有男朋友了
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你的出现还是极度浪漫的
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没错
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该是一个相当有力
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能够震撼Cassidy世界的举措
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我们掉头!
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喔!
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我想Glossner兄弟去地下室了
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我们该怎么办?
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我知道了
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我们沿地下室到大门
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放一路饼干怎么样?
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然后 等Glossner兄弟
顺着走到了门外
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我们就把他们锁在外面!
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Brick现在不是在播
"道路赛跑者"(卡通片)
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要我提醒你一下
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"韩塞尔与葛雷特"的故事吗?
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- 喔!
- 嘘!
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要我提醒你一下
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那俩孩子最后被巫婆抓住了--
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然后不是就被吃了吗?
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好吧 这得看你说的是
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1812的德国版
还是后来在...
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Brick!
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我们地下室里呆着Glossner兄弟
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时间紧迫!
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真是好主意 Brick!
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现在咱们家有Glossner三兄弟了
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这是群窃!
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要是韩塞尔与葛雷特
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是Glossner兄弟这样的
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我都要开始站在
巫婆的角度来看这个故事了
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没错
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00:10:06,128 --> 00:10:08,275
于是Mik和我开始幻想
一个浪漫的晚餐
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可是 因为我们是我们
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00:10:09,784 --> 00:10:12,198
现实和计划总是有点出入的
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闭嘴 做饭!
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3... 50... 烤呀!
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好吧 至少我不在冲着Mike喊
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连续解冻开始启动
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嘿 我好像锁定了电源键了!
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不是!
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我觉得电视比烤箱来得更蠢!
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烹饪完成
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是么 我看未必
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喔!
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耶!
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我的天哪!
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我这是在做什么?
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她肯定会觉得我是个超级跟踪狂!
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掉头! 掉头!
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哇 好球!
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无法置信他们居然
在家里打棒球!
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不请自来是一回事
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来了还不遵守家里的规则
又是另一级别了!
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我只是很震惊家里还有苹果!
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随便啦 要是我们把电关了
Glossner兄弟应该就会走了
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- 准备好了吗?
- 好了
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一... 二... 三
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- 我好怕!
- 我也是!
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那个人你也看得见吗?
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真不敢相信
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我打不通Janet的电话
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因为它一直要我输入九位数密码!
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00:11:42,145 --> 00:11:45,450
那本有所有简介和密码的书呢?
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我拿给你了...
你把它扔进烤箱了
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拜托!
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我不过是按了制冰键
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很显然 它以为我需要
这世上所有的冰块
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第三场10号!
他正在回撤 然后--
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然后呢?
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然后嘞?!
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00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:06,096
应急收音机不就该
在紧急关头发挥效用吗?
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嘿
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你知道什么东西不需要遥控器吗?
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酒! 哈哈!
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好吧
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没充电
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我靠 Frankie
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我一开始就不想来这里的
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00:12:21,468 --> 00:12:24,098
多爆炸的新闻--
我要打给9台新闻频道
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00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:25,924
你什么意思?
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00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,306
你知道是什么意思
你从来就哪都不想去
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00:12:28,391 --> 00:12:29,455
你就是截戳在地里的桩(墨守成规)
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00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:32,101
你拿着你的棒子
就这么戳进泥地里了
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00:12:32,181 --> 00:12:35,491
是呀 那也比"好高骛远"要强
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00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,185
你在脑子里幻想得
天花乱坠
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结果总是失望透顶
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为什么? 因为你期望太高了
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好吧 对不起我想要找点乐趣
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哦 是哟
现在可真是太有趣了!
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我们老了 Frankie
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乐趣已经离我们而去了
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00:12:50,593 --> 00:12:52,641
你觉得是我想这样的吗?
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00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:55,249
不是 但我在尽力做到最好了
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00:12:55,349 --> 00:12:57,819
你的问题就在于不能顺应发展
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这样很讨厌 Mike!
321
00:12:59,289 --> 00:13:00,470
噢 我们现在要这样吗?
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00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:01,979
互相抱怨对方让自己不满的地方?
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00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:02,910
话说我还真有不少
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00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:05,197
只因为我说了
你让我不满的事
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00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:07,187
不代表你也必须说我的
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你嚼东西的时候张着嘴
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自从你到了40岁后
你嚼东西时就开始张着嘴了
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00:13:12,204 --> 00:13:13,317
那让我想到了你爸
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哇
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00:13:14,356 --> 00:13:15,939
这话你憋了多久了?
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00:13:16,035 --> 00:13:18,179
我本来没打算说的
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是你起的头
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00:13:20,123 --> 00:13:21,843
烤箱门已开启
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00:13:21,938 --> 00:13:23,151
闭嘴吧你!
335
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,192
这次我是对着Mike嚷嚷
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哎
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00:13:30,399 --> 00:13:32,096
Cassidy最爱吃这种薯片了
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行了
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00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:46,167
不能再这么浪费汽油了
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00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,705
上路前先说好去哪
341
00:13:47,796 --> 00:13:49,205
Axl 你得做个决定
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00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:50,368
你到底想怎么样?
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00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,323
兄弟 这很显然的
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我同意
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- 不要去
- 去找她
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00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:57,432
为什么就这么难?
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00:13:57,595 --> 00:13:58,989
我是很想见Cassidy
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00:13:59,087 --> 00:14:01,632
但我想确定她愿意见我
可只有见到她我才能确认
349
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:02,621
那样我就必须先见到她
350
00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:04,299
即使不知道她是不是想见我!
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00:14:04,993 --> 00:14:05,803
对不住
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00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:07,807
我太饿了 没听懂你说什么
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00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,710
我也好饿
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00:14:10,462 --> 00:14:12,330
我现在相当垂涎那盘
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00:14:12,421 --> 00:14:13,768
别人不要的洋葱圈
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00:14:13,857 --> 00:14:15,376
谁会把整盘洋葱圈丢掉
357
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:16,531
他们肯定只是去上厕所了
358
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:17,976
谁成群结队去上厕所?
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00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,510
看看他们的桌子--
空杯子和空盘子 明白?
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00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,018
显然是他们点多了
361
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:24,494
或者他们巨有钱
362
00:14:24,592 --> 00:14:26,058
我有个叔叔是飞行员
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00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:27,728
一盘洋葱圈对他来说根本不算啥
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00:14:27,848 --> 00:14:28,948
就是
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00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,432
他们连包都没打
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00:14:30,509 --> 00:14:31,540
你们怎么说?
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00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:32,723
我们该端过来吃掉
368
00:14:32,941 --> 00:14:34,014
不然肯定被餐馆倒掉
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00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,492
不要 这样不好
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00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:36,772
哦不 这样不好
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00:14:36,844 --> 00:14:38,039
得了吧 长点志气
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00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,080
好啊 那你去端
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00:14:39,155 --> 00:14:40,339
不 你去 你离得近些
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00:14:45,446 --> 00:14:46,056
哈哈
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00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:48,374
作死的 把钥匙落车里了
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00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:49,767
没呀 钥匙在这呢
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00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:58,712
神啊 太好吃了
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00:14:58,806 --> 00:15:01,249
你们看!
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00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:02,974
洋葱圈护目镜!
380
00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:05,567
我是大不列颠国王!
381
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,648
哈哈哈!
382
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,590
你们看 我在沉思! 像漫画里一样!
383
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:13,443
请问
你们是不是拿了我们的洋葱圈?
384
00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:19,784
Glossner家有个女儿?
这是什么时候的事?
385
00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:20,982
我也不知道
386
00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:23,900
不过听起来她赢了外面的放屁比赛
387
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,441
等一下!
388
00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:27,915
我想到办法了
389
00:15:28,019 --> 00:15:29,565
我们冲出去喊 着火啦
390
00:15:29,654 --> 00:15:30,910
他们跟着我们跑出门后
391
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,853
我们迅速闪回来 把门锁上!
392
00:15:33,259 --> 00:15:35,204
我琢磨着真的放把火
393
00:15:35,407 --> 00:15:36,408
不过你的办法更好!
394
00:15:37,657 --> 00:15:38,970
着火啦! 赶紧出去!
395
00:15:39,065 --> 00:15:40,722
赶快逃命啊!
396
00:15:43,841 --> 00:15:46,228
着火了他们都不跑?
397
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,631
太没安全意识了!
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00:15:58,775 --> 00:15:59,988
到你了
399
00:16:00,073 --> 00:16:01,208
到我就到我
400
00:16:06,788 --> 00:16:07,954
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦!
401
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:10,842
啊! Mike! 救命!
402
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,193
啊! 嗷!
403
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,136
- Mike!
- 你做什么了?!
404
00:16:16,261 --> 00:16:18,788
我什么也没做! 机器造反了!
405
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,945
怎么搞...
406
00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:24,535
哎哟
407
00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:31,604
嘿 你干嘛呢?!
408
00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:32,933
自娱自乐!
409
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,245
什么?!
410
00:16:34,610 --> 00:16:36,372
- 不不不不不!
- 感觉怎么样? 很冷吧?
411
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:37,480
好啊 我要报仇
412
00:16:37,565 --> 00:16:38,565
我要报仇!
413
00:16:38,656 --> 00:16:39,567
嘿 嗷嗷嗷!
414
00:16:40,371 --> 00:16:41,844
嘿嘿嘿!
415
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,042
住手 这不公平!
416
00:16:47,113 --> 00:16:49,282
你个子比我高 你--
417
00:16:49,569 --> 00:16:51,848
- 那又怎么样?
- 好啊 好啊
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00:17:00,003 --> 00:17:00,738
不是吧!
419
00:17:00,842 --> 00:17:02,310
不!
420
00:17:05,047 --> 00:17:06,052
别这样啊
421
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,095
动一动 动一动!
422
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,107
别介呀!
423
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,083
爸妈再也不会信任我了
424
00:17:17,227 --> 00:17:19,647
我是个不称职的保姆
425
00:17:19,742 --> 00:17:22,417
没有责任感 行事草率
426
00:17:22,495 --> 00:17:24,479
承受不了压力
427
00:17:24,601 --> 00:17:26,478
你可以随时打断我 Brick
428
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,793
你说的几点我都完全同意
429
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:31,858
我们该怎么办?!
430
00:17:33,337 --> 00:17:35,650
我们去好好说 他们说不定会走的
431
00:17:36,743 --> 00:17:38,318
那是
432
00:17:38,394 --> 00:17:39,843
姓Glossner的会乖乖离开
433
00:17:39,935 --> 00:17:41,866
因为我们和他们好好说
434
00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:43,445
那可是Glossner家的孩子 Brick!
435
00:17:43,557 --> 00:17:45,740
社会规则对他们根本毫无用处
436
00:17:45,852 --> 00:17:46,760
动动脑子!
437
00:17:46,885 --> 00:17:49,253
Sue 如果我们内斗 他们就赢了
438
00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:54,777
是你们拿了他们的洋葱圈吗?
439
00:17:54,904 --> 00:17:58,522
不是 这是我们自己点的
440
00:17:58,614 --> 00:17:59,369
你们没点这个
441
00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:01,205
你们只点了两杯喝的
442
00:18:01,303 --> 00:18:03,430
好吧 是我们拿的 只是无心之过
443
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,182
谁会把一满盘洋葱圈扔那不管?
444
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:07,424
我们不要再互相指责了
445
00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:09,676
各自认错 就让它过去吧
446
00:18:09,775 --> 00:18:13,627
这一代人像什么样
到处撒野还偷别人东西吃
447
00:18:13,737 --> 00:18:16,205
这种恶行必须有人出面制止
448
00:18:16,281 --> 00:18:17,431
我来作证
449
00:18:17,536 --> 00:18:19,085
我才不怕你们呢
450
00:18:19,162 --> 00:18:20,754
只要你们把洋葱圈的帐结了
451
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:24,157
再给他们另买一盘
大家就都相安无事
452
00:18:24,225 --> 00:18:26,592
好吧
453
00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:28,199
能从你们捐款箱借1200美分吗
454
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,613
顺带小费
455
00:18:30,695 --> 00:18:32,959
你们这里的服务杠杠的
456
00:18:33,576 --> 00:18:35,635
那我不得不叫警察了
457
00:18:35,719 --> 00:18:37,150
等一下
458
00:18:37,368 --> 00:18:40,330
我来说句公道话...
459
00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:43,387
快跑!!
460
00:18:44,282 --> 00:18:45,332
我要坐副驾驶座!
461
00:18:45,419 --> 00:18:46,601
闭嘴 Darrin!
462
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,551
你好
463
00:18:55,672 --> 00:18:56,766
听着
464
00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,109
我们忍了你和你家人很久了
465
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:02,514
我们现在诚恳邀请你们离开
466
00:19:04,219 --> 00:19:05,262
好吧
467
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,189
伙计们 咱们走吧
468
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:08,820
把弄坏的留下
469
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,006
走就走 这破地方也没啥好玩的
470
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:21,697
那什么 谢谢了
471
00:19:21,783 --> 00:19:25,540
我答应走因为是
你要求的 不是他
472
00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:27,548
什么意思?
473
00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:28,856
知道我为什么扯你们家灌木
474
00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:30,195
弄坏你家邮筒
475
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,696
在雪球里放石头砸你?
476
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,463
因为你品行不好?
477
00:19:34,544 --> 00:19:35,725
不是
478
00:19:35,803 --> 00:19:39,324
因为我喜欢你来着
479
00:19:39,996 --> 00:19:42,950
好 吧
480
00:19:43,185 --> 00:19:44,397
那也不能怎么样
481
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,577
瞧瞧你
482
00:19:45,641 --> 00:19:46,867
你是富二代--
483
00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:48,880
家里有小游泳池 两种口味的薯片
484
00:19:48,944 --> 00:19:50,355
还有一个爸爸
485
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:54,574
算了吧 我高攀不上
486
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:56,686
回见 我的公主
487
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,059
你这是去哪 Axl?
488
00:20:13,654 --> 00:20:14,616
就像我说的
489
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:17,497
最好的故事是以一个吻结尾
490
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:24,067
忘了带钥匙
491
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:36,935
有时事情结局出乎你意料
492
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:42,400
有时结局完全在你意料中
493
00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:48,832
还有时你没做好面对结局的准备
494
00:20:49,922 --> 00:20:53,019
你还想再抱一点希望
495
00:20:55,926 --> 00:20:57,619
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翻译: 粒粒尘 墨西阿布曼曼琼琼珊珊
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed
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第五季 第8集