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翻译: 牛奶熊 粒粒尘 曼曼琼琼珊珊
校对: 可可熊
时间轴: Addic7ed
720P iTunes:wss0427
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如果你家孩子很古怪
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人们会告诉你不用担心
他们长大后就会恢复正常的
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嘿 妈 看
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我同事正准备扔了这伙计呢
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被我给救回来了
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你能相信吗 居然没人要他
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我可爱气球了
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我要说的那个怪孩子都还不是这个
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你要去哪?
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开冰箱啊
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Brick 我得把这个放进去
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这是Frugal Hoosier买的牛奶
可能已经来不及了
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{\a6}出售即将过期食品的贫民超商
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那你现在要去哪?
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去扔垃圾
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要去多久?
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我不知道 10秒钟?
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是我的错觉吗
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还是Brick有点最近有点抓狂?
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看来不止我一个人怎么想
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那孩子完全没有个人空间的概念
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就好像我有了另一个小影子一样
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那边位子大着呢 哥们儿
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切 那算啥
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Brick!
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已经超过20分钟了
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我很不愿意承认
但我觉得他好像已经开始
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从略为古怪向全面怪异迈进了
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可能只是一个阶段
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总有一天他会厌倦整天粘着我们的
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就是说啊 连我都厌倦咱俩了
我自己还是其中一员呢
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你俩今晚都在家吧? 没人出去吧?
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没喔 就是上床睡觉...
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还是那张无聊的床
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好的 有事随时告诉我
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感谢您来Spudsy Malone用餐
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- 欢迎光临...
- 嘿
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欢迎光临Spudsy Malone
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要不要来份我们的美墨土豆
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让您的餐点多一份
"边境以南的风味"?
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不要 我不喜欢外国菜
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我要一份披萨土豆
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给
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为啥Derrick Glossner会来这?
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真奇怪 他来这很奇怪 对吧?
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他肯定不是为了土豆来的
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因为咱的土豆没那么好吃
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是嘛
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你是说...
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Brad 帮我看着收银机
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好吧 首先 这是不对的
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这些是用来许愿的
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看来你的愿望已经实现了啊
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那是什么鬼意思啊?
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听着 我不知道你是来干嘛的
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但如果是跟那天
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你未经我允许就吻了我有关
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那我必须明确告诉你
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那种事情我无法接受
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要知道 遵守社会礼仪的正常人
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都不会不经允许就到处乱亲...
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哇噢
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Heck带球进攻 回传给了Donahue
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Donahue给Heck!
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他带球上篮接着...
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呃...
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神马情况?
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嘿 好啊
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市政除雪车把这些
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都堆在门口了
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所以店主付钱让我们在周六前把这儿清掉
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哇 真有意思 真的
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不过我更关心的事
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为啥你俩的衣服上写着老板公司
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要知道已经有一个老板公司了
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你们不能搞得好像你们是老板公司一样
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因为我们才是老板公司
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噢 嘿 其他老板们
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好吧 这就说得通了
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老板公司的一边来 马上
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嘿 没叫你们 只有老板们
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嘿 我们也是老板的
所以才叫老板公司啊
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哇噢
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别给我解释老板公司的规章
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因为规矩是我定的
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Darrin 过来...
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你们能等我们商量会儿吗?
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你干嘛呢
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咱仨是老板公司唯一的老板
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咱说好了的
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均分一切 五五五开
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我没别的办法赚钱了
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你俩都有奖学金
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我得自己付空调技校的学费
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而且跟Angel约会开销也不小
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她品位很高的
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每次我们去打保龄球的时候
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她都会在玉米片上加点肉
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加肉要多加三刀呢
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伙计们 我们能干活了吗?
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是这样 我们有点小误会
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Darrin雇佣你们的时候
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他没意识到自己没有这种权力
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所以归根到底的结论是
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老板公司原班人马在此
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我们已经不需要你们的服务了
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所以... 衣服还来吧
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嘿
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好吧 我不知道你怎么想的
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居然跑去我上班的地方
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做出如此不正当的行为
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可能是我之前没跟你说清楚
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那么让我现在非常完全准确无误地...
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你想吃麦圈的粉粉还是米饼的渣渣?
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我想各要一半 再加少量牛奶
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Brick 你在那下面干嘛呢?
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你干嘛不去自己房间睡?
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啊 不可以 我在那儿太容易被攻击了
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怎么了啊?
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你比平常更古怪了
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这真的不太对劲啊
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你们看了报纸上的那篇文章吗
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Joe's Subs家入室抢劫的那个?
(披萨快餐店)
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如果发生在这儿怎么办?
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噢 所以你是在担心这个?
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对啊 我的床就在窗边
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对强盗来说是再好不过的攻入点了
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Brick 你这是在没事瞎紧张
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那个Joe's Subs家的事情
只是很偶然的啦
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奥森是全州治安最好的镇之一了
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我保证不会有人闯进来的
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你想想 Joe's Subs
有两个是咱家没有的...
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钱和好吃的
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我想说殴儿了
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老板任务告罄
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击个铲子掌!
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耶
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哈哈
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这几个笨蛋是谁
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另外俩白痴去哪儿了?
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关键的是老板公司的正牌老板们
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已经完成工作了
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如您所见 雪堆移除
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您的顾客可以顺畅进店了
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对 他们能进店了
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但他们怎么把车停进车库里去?
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- 噢
- 对噢
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进不去吗?
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我得跟你谈谈
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好吧 你已经亲过我三次了
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我必须确定你没有到处跑去跟人说
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我们两情相悦
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或者我们在交往之类的
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因为事实上啥也没有
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我们之间啥都不是
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我是说 没错 你的嘴唇确实比我想象的
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柔软饱满很多
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但我还是不喜欢这样
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所以 呃... 嗯...
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我不想听到你跟别人说
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我是你女朋友 因为我...
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说真的 太可怕了
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他随时都可能出现在这儿
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我现在都不能自由进出自家院子了
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Sue 我有点不想再听你
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没完没了地唠叨Derrick Glossner了
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我知道
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你以为我不烦吗?
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你以为我想整晚睡不着
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一直想着Derrick Glossner啊?
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要知道我根本把不准
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他什么时候又会出现在我面前
做出那种事
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搞得我每次听到摩托车的动静
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都会想说"噢天啊 是他吗?"
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"我又要被亲了吗?"
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左边的
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我就是搞不清楚他脑子里到底在想什么
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他这么叛逆
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好吧 他身上的味道的确挺好闻的
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从未指望过Glossner这种人
会有这么好闻的味道
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真是感觉甜蜜又危险
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Sue 我到这一个钟头了
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你还没说起过我
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我加拿大的女友怎样啊?
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她非常好 多谢关心
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我怎么没开马自达来啊?
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修理工说需要调整改进 讨厌
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我拿到"安妮"音乐剧的男主了吗?
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那是必须的
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Brad
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很抱歉 我真的关心的
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我想知道你经历的一切
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我不是存心忽视你
如果真的忽视了 我道歉
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你知道谁从来不道歉吗?
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Derrick Glossner
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他偷了我四个吻 而我...
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太没劲了
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我们已经铲过一次了
我不要重复劳动
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又不会再给一次钱
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而且天气暖和了
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等等
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Darrin 你让我想到个好主意
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- 是吗?
- 嗯
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你再说一遍刚刚的话
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"是吗?"
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只要在店主周六重开店前
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移开这堆雪就行了
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天气越来越暖和
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这就给了我们时间
让太阳融化这堆雪
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老板公司利用自然之力
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Darrin 你干嘛呢?
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- 我还以为你今天上班呢
- 我是啊
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我们在等这堆雪融化
就有钱进账了
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嗯 老板们是这样的
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打工仔干活 老板监督
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如果你一整天都这么坐着
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你六点怎么可能来接我?
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你记得我们要干嘛的 对吧?
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如果你不记得 我会非常生气的
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好吧 我不记得了
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我可以猜 但你讨厌我猜
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不如你直接告诉我?
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你接我前一定要把货车洗干净了
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那车太脏了
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如果你不洗 我会...
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非常生气 收到
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三明治之夜!
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我有消息提醒
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挪威建筑倒塌了
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18人死亡 47人被困
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日本发电厂的有毒水外泄
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政府怪责于死去的工人
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这可不好
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说真的 Brick?
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你是准备管全世界的问题了?
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我们就不能坐着好好吃顿饭?
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当然 如果你想拒绝接受现实
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我们想
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那是什么?
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Sue 你干嘛?
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呃...
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我以为外边有声音
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为什么 有人在那吗?
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Brick 别担心了 把平板收起来
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Sue 过来坐下
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Axl 闭嘴
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我什么都没说
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留到下次你想说话时用
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我不能吃这个
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这面包是转基因麦制品
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报告显示美国12%的生菜
都有粪便残留
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叮! 消息提醒
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印第安纳州家庭里
有小弟弟的恐怖秀喔
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邻居说向来都是那些
古怪小朋友出问题
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刚是什么? 听上去是摩托声吗?
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知道我担心什么吗?
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我担心这俩家伙的问题会影响到我
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真是太好了
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食脑寄生虫...
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不 等下 事故就发生在附近
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不行 平板没收
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吃你的... 芝士
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我好不安
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发生了这么多事
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我怎么能不去想呢
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有点受不了了
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我可以上床休息吗?
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当然 随你
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嘿
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嘿! 嘿! 嘿! 嘿!
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等等
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你哥哥呢?
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关你屁事!
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别告诉他我找他 因为我没找
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我问只是为了避开他
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不知道他是否提起过我
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他提过吗?
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姑娘 我要走了
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我整天都在外面 尿布湿透了
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别告诉他我在前院里!
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Brick 你是自己吓自己
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现在24小时都有新闻
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他们得找些耸人听闻的材料
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这样人们才会关注
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但都是真的
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都是真实发生的事
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是 但你要做的是忽视它
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我就这么做的
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哪儿都会有坏消息...
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电视 网络 家长会...
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我忽视它
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拥抱拒绝 你会更快乐
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当你21岁时 拥抱啤酒
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真会当家长呢 爸爸
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关键是
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事情不像看上去那么糟
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你是否知道现在的绑架案要少于
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20年前了么?
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因为现在得到消息快捷了
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所以会经常听到
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那我不用担心被绑架?
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当然不用
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那我为什么不能独自去超市
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或者和陌生人说话?
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还是要有警觉心
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为什么?
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你懂的 虽然永远也不会发生
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但仍然应该小心对待
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你们刚说我不用担心被绑架
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为什么还要小心?
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你不用
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你根本无需考虑这个
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但是... 脑子里要有这个意识
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Brick 事情是这样的
我们是你的家长
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我们会担心你的担心
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所以你无需担心
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这是我们该做的
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而你知道吗 我不担心
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所以你也不用担心
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好吧
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我想今晚我能睡在自己的床上了
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- 很好
- 好的
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妈呀
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我的气球!
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什么情况?
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没什么
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我... 听到响声
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你对什么都吠
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刚是什么情况?
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别扮英雄 老爸
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下次有人入侵 打给气球警察就好
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他们会带着别针进来的
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等等
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你以为有人闯进来了
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好了 没事了
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没事 睡觉
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你是在担心
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是会发生的
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不 不是 是...
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这都怪你 你知道吗?
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你拿着平板 又一直看必应
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跟我们念念叨叨 还毁了生菜
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搞定他 Frankie 我不行了
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那我该怎么办?
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你好啊 伙计
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Fulton医生 非常感谢你
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能在假期里拨出时间接待Brick
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学校放假
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并不表示人的感受也放假
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我要去车里了
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让你俩单聊
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包里有本新鲜滚烫的"人物"杂志
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小心啊 妈妈
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沉迷于名人可是我们对自己的
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绝望和不自信的掩饰
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我知道 所以我才看"人物"杂志
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进来吧
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随便坐
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你妈妈跟我说了你的情况
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听上去挺严重的
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是怎么回事呢?
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为什么突然这么悲观?
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因为
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我脑子里一旦有悲观的念头
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就容不下愉快的念头了
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然后我想 因为这些坏想法
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我可能再不会有愉快的想法了
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这个想法也让我担心
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现在不行 Minnie 我在工作呢
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Brick 我们都要学会带着恐惧生活
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连我也不例外
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对我来说 我的恐惧源于Shelly
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我怕她会嫁给
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她现在的对象
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就因为那家伙行事果断 有男子气概
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既然她决定那样毁掉她的生活
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我只能学着接受 继续生活
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也不是说我会重拾爱情
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遇到像Shelly那样的某个人
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谁都取代不了Shelly
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Brick 我想说的是
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我铁定会孤独终老
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你们别吵了
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它们在抢晒太阳的位置
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不仅仅是普通的恐惧感
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凡事我都往最坏的情况想
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我没法控制
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倒是有些治疗手段
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有些医生会给你催眠
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让你深度放松
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万一醒不过来怎么办?
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还有些医生会建议做些简单运动
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运动?
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运动对缓解焦虑很有效
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你一旦有悲观的念头
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就起来活动活动
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让血液循环起来
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你可以去慢跑
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跑去Shelly家
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你到时回来告诉我
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有没有看到那个扎马尾辫
卖咖啡的丑八怪
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这是史上最难化的雪了
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我们明明算计好的
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昨天还有化来着
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昨晚给冻住了
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我平生最恨的就是这堆雪了
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别忘了Darrin
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哦对
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Darrin和雪堆打成平手
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这样
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你先叫老板再宽限几天
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基于人为无法控制的天气原因
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然后你上奥森五金店
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去买些岩盐
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不 你自己去奥森五金店
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你自己去买盐
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我受不了总被使唤来使唤去了
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你们 还有Angel
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"别穿那件丑不拉几的衬衫"
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"别只穿着袜子出门"
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"刚吃完奇多不许牵手"
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我应该是老板 却被搞得一无是处
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从现在起
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我要开始考虑我想要的
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哇塞
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空调专修学校让他变了不少
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是啊
431
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別翻了 我把你家邮件全偷了
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够了
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看来你是经常
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在我家门前晃悠
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不管最近发生了什么
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都是没有的事
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是不可能的
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明白? 很好
439
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,417
看来我们说清楚了
440
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我可不想再重复
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Sue
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我完全没预料到
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我们原以为和Fulton医生聊过后
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会有效果 他会安心
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在自己床上睡觉
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可是期望越高 失望越大
447
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去桌子底下看看
448
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怎么回事 Brick?
449
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我以为你会回床上睡
450
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嘿
451
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我是在床上睡的 后来我醒了
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开始担心亚洲的股票市场
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他们开盘很早
454
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当然
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我开始感到焦虑
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所以我采纳Fulton医生的建议
457
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起来做跳跃运动
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我跳是不成问题
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只是在跃的时候没掌握好平衡
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我撞到壁炉上
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把妈妈的皇家宝贝高脚杯摔碎了
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- Brick
- 没关系
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我想把它修好
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所以我在网上搜
"如何粘合破损的高脚杯"
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我无意间发现
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这个关于佛教的网站
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上面说 人们应该想象
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自己在乎的东西已经破碎和损坏
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因为将来
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00:19:14,504 --> 00:19:16,741
所有东西终究会破碎
471
00:19:17,161 --> 00:19:18,296
好吧
472
00:19:18,394 --> 00:19:19,855
于是我想象我们的房子被烧毁
473
00:19:19,982 --> 00:19:22,247
你们 Sue和Axl都死掉了
474
00:19:22,343 --> 00:19:23,228
我的书也都没了
475
00:19:23,314 --> 00:19:24,768
我在世上孤零零一人
476
00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:27,122
我开始感觉好很多
477
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,275
是吗?
478
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,724
是啊 瞬间所有事情都清晰了
479
00:19:30,863 --> 00:19:32,559
就像这个佛教徒说的
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00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:33,949
"你看这只高脚杯
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00:19:34,095 --> 00:19:36,095
对我来说 它已经碎了
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00:19:36,213 --> 00:19:37,203
我享受它
483
00:19:37,297 --> 00:19:38,464
我用它喝水
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00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,778
但当我将它放在架子上
485
00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:42,874
风吹翻架子 杯子被摔碎了
486
00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:44,529
我会说 '这是自然'
487
00:19:44,662 --> 00:19:47,158
当我明白杯子一开始就是碎的
488
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,853
我拥有它的每一刻都显得格外珍贵"
489
00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:51,823
于是我决定 从现在起
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00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:55,209
我要尽量和我最珍惜的事物共度时光
491
00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:58,307
我进房间看书去
492
00:19:58,402 --> 00:19:59,679
不要打扰我
493
00:20:01,039 --> 00:20:03,142
这个处世哲学尽管不完全靠谱
494
00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:06,584
可它对Brick奏效了 我们很高兴
495
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:09,225
杯具的是 Axl就没那么走运了
496
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,522
你换个角度去看它
497
00:20:10,634 --> 00:20:12,783
假装你的商店周六原本就不开门
498
00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,836
你瞧 最坏的已经发生了
499
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,019
现在是不是感觉好点?
500
00:20:16,314 --> 00:20:17,403
你们被炒了
501
00:20:18,045 --> 00:20:21,113
我已经做好被炒的准备了
所以一点也不难过
502
00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:26,650
哦
503
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,213
你来这干嘛 Derrick Glossner?
504
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:32,752
听着
505
00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:35,002
我知道你觉得我四次吻你--
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00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:36,375
是五次
507
00:20:36,473 --> 00:20:38,487
好吧 你不用担心
508
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,631
我不会再吻你了
509
00:20:41,778 --> 00:20:43,405
很好 因为感觉很恶心
510
00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:46,709
我晚上睡觉时也没有想着它
511
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:48,399
我想过了
512
00:20:48,511 --> 00:20:51,257
我习惯了想要什么 就强抢过来
513
00:20:52,658 --> 00:20:56,921
我知道我还配不上你
514
00:20:57,127 --> 00:20:58,534
有一天我会的
515
00:20:58,656 --> 00:21:00,136
我想干出一番事业
516
00:21:00,297 --> 00:21:02,836
比如做盖顶工 或园林设计师的助手
517
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:05,138
到时我会回来找你的 Sue Heck
518
00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:07,394
当我再次回来 我要狠狠吻你
519
00:21:07,451 --> 00:21:09,801
把你的牙箍都给吻掉
520
00:21:20,853 --> 00:21:22,504
所幸的是 和其他东西一样
521
00:21:22,609 --> 00:21:25,239
我们能很自然地想象信箱会坏掉
522
00:21:25,381 --> 00:21:28,499
看来多年来我们一直是佛教徒
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00:21:28,881 --> 00:21:31,499
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