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翻译: 田七七 浅草懿声 墨西阿布
校对: 楼上第二位
时间轴: Addic7ed
720P iTunes:wss0427
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对于追求性价比的中西部人民来说
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再没有比"自助餐"更让人愉快的词了
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别吃!
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我们要去King Henry吃自助呢
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你疯了吗?
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没搞懂还是怎么着?
我们得到了不限时优惠券啊!
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可以挑张桌子在那坐一天
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吃了中饭吃晚饭 吃了晚饭吃宵夜
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还有第二轮宵夜和甜点
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好的 我已经计划好了
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我要先冷后热 主攻肉食
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要想打胜仗 必须多吃肉
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听好了 等我们到了那儿
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每个人的盘子里都得有蔬菜啊
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开玩笑的啦
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要是说真的才怪咧
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我就光喝汤 我超爱他家汤
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千岛 蓝奇 蓝纹奶酪...
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Brick 那是沙拉酱
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不 我不觉得
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它们旁边都放了勺子和碗
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我回来啦
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好了 我到了 饿死了 走吧
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去完教堂就去
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哇擦 教堂?
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我们得先去教堂
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至少得为咱的不限时优惠券
感谢一下上帝啊
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拜托! 我不想在教堂里坐着
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我不能饿着肚子忍受Hayver牧师
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不不 今天是客座牧师
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从克利夫兰来的Eric Deveaux牧师
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非常有宗教魅力的
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他和Hayver牧师在做一个交换项目
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连你老爸都喜欢他 他可有趣了
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我现在就告诉你们
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你跑不过上帝的!
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你准备跑去哪儿 孩子?
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* Our voices will ring
foreve-e-e-r *
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* as o-o-o-o-o-o-o-one *
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他甩Hayver牧师十条街
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噢 小妹妹在选大学呢
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我瞧瞧
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普度... 普通也得有个度啊
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IU... 哎哟人家可不会招你
(印地安那大学布鲁明顿分校)
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等等 不
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不不不! 想都别想!
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东印第安纳是我的学校!
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爸 妈 快阻止她! 真的!
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告诉你 我想去哪就去哪 Axl
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你无法阻止我想它
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我想在就想着呢!
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什么?
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而且 我要想一整天!
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不 别让她想 阻止她...
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- * 噢 东印第安纳 我要为你而战 *
- 不! 那可不是...
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- * 东印第安纳 我们永远赤诚 *
- 不准唱我们的战歌!
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你们看见没? 看看这算啥?
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- 不 别闹
- * 用我们的歌声 打败他们! *
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不!
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Axl 你妹妹想去哪上学你管不着
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Sue 别折磨你哥了
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现在出发... 让我们去膜拜上帝
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然后狼吞虎咽吧
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有谁今早不情愿来这儿
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举个手 来 诚实点
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你累了 还很早
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你昨晚睡太晚
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一直在看"火线警告"连映
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- 把手放下!
- 好 我看到了 你们还是很负责的
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这就是我今天想给大家讲的
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责任心
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你绝不可能进东印第安纳的
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我想干嘛就干嘛 Axl
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而且 我还要向上帝祈祷
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保佑我能进东印第安纳
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啥? 你敢
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神圣的主...
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- 快停下
- 你别想控制我!
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好吧 那我就祈祷两次
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让你进不了东印第安纳
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- 你敢!
- 上帝啊 拜托...
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当你在街上看到一个陌生人...
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- 上帝 拜托别让她进东印第安纳
- 闭嘴 Axl!
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噢!
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Mike
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噢 你掐起人来力气真大
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嘿! 别闹了
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我说真的
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- 上帝 拜托别让...
- 噢 你别...
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Axl Sue! 快停下! 马上!
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我可...
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不管怎样 上帝爱你
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他也爱你没有做到的朋友
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嗨
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你们是Heck家的 对吧?
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我能和你们单独聊会儿吗?
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刚才的事 真是抱歉
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我保证再没下次了
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我从没告诉过我家人
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不能在教堂乱扔圣经
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但是恕我直言 我觉得这是无需多言的
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亲们 我不想占用你们太多时间
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但你们好像有一大堆压力
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不 我们很好 就是普通量的压力而已
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是啊
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话说 我们好像... 得赶紧去个地方
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不过我们很好 真的
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那不过是个小意外
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不过 好像也不止今天
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呃 Hayver牧师跟我说
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你们还有些问题 一些小历史
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我... 说得对吗?
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- 历史? 什么历史?
- 货车那事
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我们已经还回去了啊
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我先声明啊... 我绝无审问的意思
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我只是想向处在危机中的家庭伸出援手
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并且 供其咨询
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毕竟我在克利夫兰布朗队担任了
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一又四分之三个赛季的助理精神顾问呢
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就当我是来激励你们的
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但为了做到这个 我必须能先深入其下
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懂我意思吗?
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我挖的越深 你们就升得越高
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噢 我们已经够高了
我们高到云端去了
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没错 我们确实吵架
但我们在一起也很开心啊 对吧?
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我们会一起做好多有趣的事
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我们 呃...
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吃饭... 还有...
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拜托 大家
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告诉他咱家其他那些有趣事儿啊
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噢! 我们会玩扭扭棒
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是个很有趣的游戏噢 我发明的
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就是当你在房间里时
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只露出身体的一部分
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如果其他人进来没发现你
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你就能得一分
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扭扭棒!
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扭扭棒!
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扭扭棒!
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所以你们都很爱玩这个... 扭扭棒哈?
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- 噢那是 - 超有趣的
- 就还好
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超爱玩傻子棒的
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我说啊 聊得真愉快 太有收获了
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但我们很好 真的
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是我的错 我扔的书
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但我们真的... 真很好
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我们不是很好吗?
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- 好极了
- 我们超爱彼此的
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你们确定?
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因为其实 当茶壶开始响了的时候
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就该把它从炉子上拿下来了
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是啊 但我们的茶壶好着呢
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而且 我们正要全家一起
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出去吃饭呢
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好吧 有道理
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但你们如果一旦有什么想说的
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我的大门永远敞开
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没 这样很好了 谢谢
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那好吧
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祝你们得主恩赐 过一个愉快的周末
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我们正要去享受呢
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有时候我觉得自己是透明的
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那么 Brick 你说自己是透明的
是什么意思?
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不 他不是透明的 忽略他就好了
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忽略他?
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不! 不是"忽略"
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就是 他有时候会说些有的没的
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你就别搭理
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你们都不搭理他?
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不 不是 就只是
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他在这个对话中不重要
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他不是透明的
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抱歉 Brick
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你干的好事 Brick
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如果我们今天最后只能坐厕所旁边
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我会揍你的
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Brick 你能... 把你刚才说的
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稍微展开一点吗?
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噢 只是一个广义上的透明感
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但我知道我家人真的很想去King Henry
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我不想让他们生我气
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我已经感受到敌意了
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- 啥... 简直可笑!
- 你在说啥呢?
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拜托 Brick
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话说 我觉得我应该
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和Brick单独呆一会儿
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惨了
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我快饿疯了!
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我知道 Axl 我们都一样
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不 是你没明白
我已经四天没吃过东西了
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我已经进入饿狼传说模式
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过去四天里
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我只吃了一把薯片和一个李子而已
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咱们直接走吧 把他甩了得了!
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行 这还真是个好主意啊 Axl
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人家刚说了咱把他当成空气对待
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现在你还提议甩了他走人
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真不能走 是不是?
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- Mike!
- 干嘛?
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最差劲的那个在里面谈话
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我们这辈子也别想离开了
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真是太可怕了
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如果我们惹恼了Deveaux牧师
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那就等于惹恼了上帝
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他们俩经常交流的
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我肯定其他人已经
占好桌准备开动了
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咱抢不到卡座了
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听着 我觉得这未尝不是一件好事
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难道刚才你没听到吗?
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他给克利夫兰布朗队做精神辅导的
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克利夫兰呀 Mike
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所以说... 挺好的
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另外 还不收钱免费辅导呢
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我们真的有拒绝免费东西的资本吗?
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这样下去可不好 Frankie
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你不能把事情看得太透彻
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牵一发而动全身
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正视自己的生活可从来没什么好结果
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等下 我先.. 我先问清楚
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你出生后被爸妈
丢在其他人家里一个月
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你到现在还坐在草坪躺椅上吃饭
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为了让他们给你做一个
酸橙绿果冻沙拉 你整整等了十年?
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怎么能这样
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还有 他们也不给我买想要的牙膏
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所有人都喜欢用薄荷味的
但我想要鹿蹄草的
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我一直都想试试鹿蹄草味道的
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鹿蹄草
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你有没有把这些告诉过他们?
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我试过讲 但他们总说
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"现在没空 Brick
我们听不到电视声音了 Brick"
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知道吗 Brick 你是家里最小的孩子
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所以你... 你得把想法讲出来
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我想试试之前对布朗队
特别管用的方法
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我不知道那是什么
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是橄榄球队
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喔!
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我不太懂运动方面的东西
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好吧
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没关系
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我们换种方式
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如果你希望家里人能懂你一件事
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你希望他们懂什么?
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我觉得如果没有我 家里人会更开心
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如果我根本不存在的话
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Brick 这话好深刻
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这真是...
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刻骨铭心啊 伙计
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这话你得告诉他们才行
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真的?
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没错!
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就好像之前在克利夫兰
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我鼓励好朋友Bono
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走上摇滚之路 赢得无数名声的时候...
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你要自己发声 伙计!
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让自己的声音被世人听见!
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现在我去把你家里人叫进来
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你告诉他们自己的感受如何?
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无伤大雅
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嗯 我是想问点事情
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奶酪通心粉还有吗?
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奶酪通心粉还有
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刚刚端上来一锅新的
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那其他的呢?
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请几位进来坐下
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Brick有很重要的话要跟你们讲
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能让我妻子自己听了然后转述吗?
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说吧 Brick
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告诉你的队友刚刚说过的话
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没事的 伙计 你可以的
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我真心想要鹿蹄草味道的牙膏
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呃... 行
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等下 等等
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说呀 Brick
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还有啥来着?
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喔 对了
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是这样的 你们总是说话不算数
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还是照样买薄荷的
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不不不
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Brick 之前你怎么说自己的感受来着?
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你说他们希望没有你多好之类?
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不 如果给我买了牙膏 我就开心了
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说白了也就是牙膏闹得而已
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这条没问题
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- 就买鹿蹄草的了 - 绝对的
- 我都不知道这茬
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他...
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好吧 交流得真开心 多谢了
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好吧
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如果你们想倾诉 我的大门永远敞开
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这就是我的职责...
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为帮助危机家庭在所不辞
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那个 我就说一句话
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好像我家的名声不太好
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我不知道Hayver牧师跟你说了什么
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但我家可没有闹危机 完全没有
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所以... 麻烦宣传一下
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我参加派对喝醉了酒
还跳了不得体的舞
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Sue 你在说啥呢? 这啥时候的事?
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大概一周之前
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还记得我说去J-P-La的派对的事吗?
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那里摆着柠檬水 然后...
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不知道怎么回事 但我醉的好厉害!
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嘿 你喜欢喝这个吗?
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里面有酒精喔
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你喝了一口 然后又吐回去了?
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对
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那你不可能喝醉的
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不 我醉了
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酒精深深的影响了我
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我的身体不适应酒精 可不像你!
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加快进度 Frankie 加快进度
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然后就出事了
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我释放了压抑的情绪
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你不知道我做了什么 你们都没看见
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我做了很可怕 很可怕的事
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我甚至都不想提 可怕至极!
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Sue
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我大跳扭臀舞!
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明白了吗?
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所以我才不愿意她上
东印第安纳州大学
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你们是不是要送我去
为期半年的军事训练营
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在那里被别人呼来喝去
还让你爬过泥沼?
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我也许需要去那里!
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我想我们搞得定
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扭臀舞和牙膏两个问题
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多谢你了 牧师
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不! 我想我真的需要帮助
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我觉得自己走了歪路
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我想我需要和Deveaux牧师
进行单独谈话
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Brick都谈话了
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拖到这个时候 就连我也撑到了极限
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虽然我不介意免费心理治疗
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但我真心要饿死了
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当家长的不是都牺牲自己
紧着孩子先吃吗?
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好吧
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这什么呀?!
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鹿蹄草味道的
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看来我不喜欢鹿蹄草
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还有一次 有人让我们帮忙做个小调查
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我告诉他们很忙 但其实根本不忙
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我完全可以帮忙做调查的
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我给青少年选择奖投票
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但是投了两次
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我实在太喜欢Kaley Cuoco了
(Bigbang里面的Penny)
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谢谢你打开灯
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你知道那天她要去派对吗?
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是的 我知道她要去
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那你知道会有酒吗?
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我知道有酒
所以我急忙着把她送去了
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但是首先我们在毒品贩子家
停了一下抽了些大麻
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我只是说说... 她到年纪了
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你要开始盯着点这些事了
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由我盯着吗? 她又不是单亲家庭 Mike
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我带她去吃晚餐 她喜欢乳酪汉堡
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喔 别提吃的
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好香 好香的乳酪汉堡
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你真是个好父亲
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你朝你儿子脑袋上扔书呢!
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又没有用力
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那老太太立刻回头了
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我觉得被别人咯吱时
假装咯咯笑
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不算是罪孽
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不是吗? 你确定?
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确定
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听着 Sue 初中可能
会是一段困难的时光
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我念的是高中
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是么?
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高中一年级?
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已经三年级了
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哇
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总是 重点是
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我从来没见过比你更诚实 认真
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以及话唠的姑娘了
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那么你觉得我会没事咯?
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是的 是的
我真心这么想的
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但你的大门永远
为我敞开 对吧?
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好吧 半开
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你 限于 呃 工作时间
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不过 你知道
Timtom牧师也一直在这里的
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留一点跟他说
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好的
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你借我的车去开时
往里面加点油!
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00:15:04,339 --> 00:15:05,510
噢 我们要谈车的事么
385
00:15:05,602 --> 00:15:09,191
你把我的车拉着手刹开了三天!
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我们看得到你的 Sue
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好吧 被你们抓到了
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你们得一分
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门把!
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你没有在我
抓到门把前说"扭扭棒"
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所以现在大家都得了一分
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Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious
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{\a6}英语中最长的单词 Sue在胡言乱语
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哈!
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我说那话的时候
你没有说"扭扭棒"
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我再得一分!
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Sue 没人想参与你的白痴游戏!
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哇 你在发脾气吗?
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00:15:49,509 --> 00:15:51,942
看来有人该去
和Deveaux牧师谈谈咯
400
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他人真的很好哦
401
00:15:53,497 --> 00:15:55,277
当你和他说话的时候
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他不会像老爸那样走掉
403
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,346
他在里面是不是给你吃东西了?
你看起来很是精力旺盛啊
404
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:01,726
Axl
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00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:06,622
- 你还好吧 Mike?
- 嗯
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00:16:06,723 --> 00:16:08,107
你好像有点要爆发的样子
407
00:16:08,189 --> 00:16:08,977
没有 我很好
408
00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:11,832
只不过... 我们还有些地方必须要去
409
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好吧 那还等什么呢 Mike
410
00:16:14,511 --> 00:16:16,882
- 没错
- 不 听我说 Mike
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没有任何时刻
与现在相似
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这是份礼物 我的朋友
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所以我们才会叫它
"现在"(礼物)
414
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打开它 看看里面是什么
你懂我说什么吗?
415
00:16:27,745 --> 00:16:29,863
- 呃... 当然
- 好的 很好
416
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:32,149
我在回家乡克利夫兰一直想要宣扬的
417
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大家都知道我是从克利夫兰来的吧?
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00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:34,653
- 听说过了
- 嗯
419
00:16:34,736 --> 00:16:35,969
我一直想要宣扬的
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当一个团队或是夫妻
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关系融洽时
整个家庭都会受益
422
00:16:42,228 --> 00:16:45,075
但这一切必须... 从这里... 开始
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00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:47,403
妈妈和爸爸
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四分卫和明星接球手
425
00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:54,183
那么 Mike 之前你有没有什么发生的事
426
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,930
想要和我聊聊的?
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没有
428
00:16:58,072 --> 00:17:00,067
你家里的某些事?
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没有
430
00:17:01,591 --> 00:17:03,934
那 那和你兄弟的关系?
431
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,328
谁告诉你我有个兄弟的?
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00:17:05,453 --> 00:17:06,496
没关系 我们继续
433
00:17:06,604 --> 00:17:08,227
Frankie 那么你呢?
434
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,300
哦 呃 我觉得我童年很美满
435
00:17:11,383 --> 00:17:13,457
是没错 但它--
现在不可能很轻松
436
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:17,846
三个孩子 家用拮据
你的工作 你压力很大
437
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:18,752
是呀
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00:17:18,859 --> 00:17:20,014
没错 生活有时可能压力山大
439
00:17:20,146 --> 00:17:21,669
而你只是需要把它释放出来
440
00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:23,879
而你也同时处于一个生活的阶段
441
00:17:23,981 --> 00:17:25,789
一个你不光要照顾孩子
442
00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:27,621
而父母也越来越需要你的阶段
443
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:28,684
我说得对吗?
444
00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,868
完全正确
现在正是这么个情况
445
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:34,900
给自己的时间没办法太多 嗯?
446
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,885
妈妈是这世界上最困难的工作
447
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:41,671
而你确实拥有一个很棒的丈夫Mike
448
00:17:42,253 --> 00:17:43,587
是的
449
00:17:44,655 --> 00:17:46,403
我非常爱他
450
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,605
好吧
451
00:17:51,932 --> 00:17:53,248
没关系的
452
00:17:54,021 --> 00:17:55,397
没事的
453
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,392
那么你见过勒布朗(篮球星)?
454
00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:00,570
两次
455
00:18:03,022 --> 00:18:03,921
天啊 现在为了能喝到千岛汤
456
00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:06,340
要我做什么我都愿意
457
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,737
噢 不敢相信我从学校回来
就得个这种下场
458
00:18:08,829 --> 00:18:11,081
我居然在教堂呆了一整天
459
00:18:11,181 --> 00:18:12,761
我不知道
事实上我感觉好多了
460
00:18:12,904 --> 00:18:15,332
很高兴我们来了
我感觉重生了
461
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,849
现在对我来说是个全新的开始
462
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,149
你刚刚在里面不是吗?
463
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,660
我知道你吃过东西了!
他给你吃什么了?!
464
00:18:19,752 --> 00:18:21,303
哦... 天啊
我开始头晕眼花了
465
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,004
噢 哇...
466
00:18:23,174 --> 00:18:24,526
我释放出来了
467
00:18:24,817 --> 00:18:26,320
那么 有谁准备好去大吃一顿了?
468
00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:27,184
- 食物!
- 我!
469
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,777
喂 喂喂
我们才刚刚开始
470
00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,459
这个团队现在需要的是
再来一个大团聚
471
00:18:31,606 --> 00:18:32,744
我们一起安排一些目标--
472
00:18:32,815 --> 00:18:34,437
不! 没门儿!
473
00:18:34,528 --> 00:18:36,605
我不知道你觉得现在是什么情况
474
00:18:36,705 --> 00:18:39,545
但我必须告诉你
咱不是一个危机中的家庭
475
00:18:39,663 --> 00:18:41,295
或者别的什么
完全没有
476
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,300
我是说 没错 有时候
我们是会受不了对方
477
00:18:43,435 --> 00:18:44,682
而且要是我妹妹
去念和我同一所大学
478
00:18:44,784 --> 00:18:46,227
我将不得不改名换姓
479
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,591
再做个便宜的墨西哥小整容
480
00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:49,740
但我们关系很好
481
00:18:49,841 --> 00:18:51,844
我们一起出游
一起打发时间
482
00:18:51,942 --> 00:18:52,740
我们互相逗乐
483
00:18:52,848 --> 00:18:54,544
也一直互相扶持
484
00:18:54,636 --> 00:18:56,834
我 我认为那是因为我们有一双父母
485
00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:59,011
每天言传身教几万次
486
00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:01,522
告诉我们家人就是一切
487
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,498
他们有我们的支持
我们也有他们的
488
00:19:03,606 --> 00:19:04,810
最重要的不就是这样吗?
489
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:06,759
互相扶持?
不是吗?
490
00:19:06,843 --> 00:19:09,249
这个... 基本上
就是耶稣想要传播的
491
00:19:09,384 --> 00:19:11,290
我知道我们家看上去没那么好
492
00:19:11,407 --> 00:19:12,567
但我们已经达到了
493
00:19:12,659 --> 00:19:13,643
这就像...
494
00:19:13,942 --> 00:19:15,644
一个貌似没用的球队
495
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,748
却磕磕绊绊在每季比赛都赢了10场
496
00:19:17,844 --> 00:19:18,906
我们赢得并不漂亮
497
00:19:19,112 --> 00:19:20,800
但这就是我们的方式
498
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,236
哇! 说得好 Axl
499
00:19:26,322 --> 00:19:30,175
一个年轻人如此维护他的团队
500
00:19:30,286 --> 00:19:31,707
说到我心坎里了
501
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,913
我真的感受到了
502
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:37,387
要知道 我不常 呃...
503
00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:39,984
常常这么评价别人
504
00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:43,178
但你们家如此亲密无间
505
00:19:44,192 --> 00:19:46,454
你们让我想起了...
506
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,820
克利夫兰的布朗球队
507
00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:53,196
祝你们好运 Heck一家
508
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,035
加油
509
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,812
- 他信了
- 做得好!
510
00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:01,694
喔! Axl!
511
00:20:01,775 --> 00:20:03,186
年轻人
512
00:20:03,364 --> 00:20:05,200
- 喔! 走吧 喔!
- 去吃东西
513
00:20:06,034 --> 00:20:06,825
快 快 快!
514
00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:10,090
你去东边拿 我去西边拿
Sue 你负责甜点
515
00:20:10,175 --> 00:20:11,635
Axl 你去烤肉区
516
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,663
我去拿汤!
517
00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,997
哇 哇 哇 哇 哇!
518
00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:17,258
倒这里
519
00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:24,475
嗯 好的
520
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,119
拿蛋卷沾这个热奶酪
521
00:20:26,219 --> 00:20:27,757
然后跟糖花饼干一起吃
522
00:20:27,846 --> 00:20:28,930
嗯!
523
00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:31,026
嘿 我们为Axl干一杯
524
00:20:31,127 --> 00:20:32,914
感谢他终于让我摆脱了那个地方
525
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:34,141
- 嗯
- 干杯!
526
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,102
- 敬Axl!
- 喔喉!
527
00:20:36,188 --> 00:20:36,997
必须跟你说--
528
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,370
那句每天言传身教几万次
529
00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:41,030
告诉我们家人就是一切"-- 太棒了
530
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,443
我不得不吸住脸颊才没笑出来
531
00:20:43,536 --> 00:20:45,465
以前都不知道你还能说出这种话来
532
00:20:45,566 --> 00:20:47,168
但我一直都有说
你想象力非常丰富
533
00:20:47,301 --> 00:20:48,846
你应该选一门写作课的
534
00:20:48,924 --> 00:20:50,543
嗯 那个 呃...
535
00:20:50,737 --> 00:20:53,047
事实上 我这么说
并不只是为了离开那个地方
536
00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:57,034
我 呃... 有点...
似乎是真心的
537
00:21:03,489 --> 00:21:05,561
没关系
这是幸福的泪水
538
00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:06,954
- 对吧?
- 嗯 没错
539
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,399
我好开心
540
00:21:08,523 --> 00:21:10,666
谁知道Axl怎么会说了那番话
541
00:21:10,764 --> 00:21:13,284
也许他饿的出现幻觉了
542
00:21:13,366 --> 00:21:14,591
也许他真的这么认为
543
00:21:14,682 --> 00:21:15,549
我只知道
544
00:21:15,628 --> 00:21:17,945
在扭扭棒游戏里
父母的版本里
545
00:21:18,078 --> 00:21:19,690
我们榜上有名
546
00:21:20,066 --> 00:21:25,495
当然 我们大比分476比1输了
但我很确定那1分也很甜蜜
547
00:21:26,931 --> 00:21:28,286
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