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翻译: 粒粒尘 曼曼琼琼珊珊 墨西阿布
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed.com
720P iTunes:wss0427
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中部这儿
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冬天非常冷 必须穿厚实点
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但这通常 是你出门的时候
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我回来了
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空调打不开
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无论怎么切换
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"制热"是冷的 "关闭"也是冷的
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用锤子敲两下... 更冷了
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- 或许你该打给Darrin
- 打过了
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他周五八点到五点之间过来
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拖延术
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我猜这是他们教的第一件事
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你怎么样 Sue?
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有个表亲送来旧衣服的箱子
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Brick把它藏到洗衣房了!
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抱歉Brick 我已经尽力隐瞒了
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是她问得太直接
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拜托 我讨厌旧衣服箱
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旧衣服都有一股猫尿味和啤酒味
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你们有没有来看过这里面?
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我不知道你抱怨什么
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这里好多好东西呢
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我们家现在冷得跟北极研究站一样
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孩子们前所未有地乐于上学
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...离子交换器用于分离
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放射性铀后元素...
- 不好意思
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同学 这是我的位子
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嘘
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嘿 你坐我腿上了
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哇! 你在干嘛?!
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这是我的位子
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我一直坐在这 你进来后坐我腿上了
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不是的
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或许在你的祖国乌克兰可以这样
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但这儿是美国
我们不抢人家的位子
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Brian 我觉得这新同学喜欢你哦
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我是Sue Heck 我不是新同学
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哇哦 你英文真好!
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她的英文是不是很好 Deb?
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是好呢 Court
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我被坐了 Brad 被坐了
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有人坐我腿上
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是有非常紧实腹肌的运动员
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还是皮肤超好的混血男?
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不清楚 大概是腹肌男 可能
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但最惨的是竟然没人知道我的名字
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高中生或多或少都会有这种感觉
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是 但问题就是这个
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学校里的人互相不认识
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我要回归我的本源目标了
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确保大家互相认识
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因为我们都知道
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高中的朋友
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是一生的好友
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伙计 伙计
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拜托 快醒醒
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我们要错过早餐...
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晚餐了
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我电话呢?
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它...
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有消息
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Axl 你好性感
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我想要...
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...一整晚
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你把我最爱的"集色"衬衫弄湿了!
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哇哦!
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那是谁?
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未显示号码
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我昨晚和谁聊了?
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我们去哪儿了?
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一开始是兄弟会派对
继而是一个宿舍派对
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再是和一个胡子拉渣的家伙去了吉他社
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我知道会是谁了
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你昨晚和四楼的辣妹们跳舞了
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真的?
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不错啊我
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本来都挺好的
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直到你发现自己在镜子里的影子
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就跟自己跳了
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- 好古怪
- 你好像在跳 两步
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还有臀部动作 这样...
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你到底知不知道在干嘛?
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最差的情况也就是引起火灾
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你看到这个了吗?
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奥森镇的"时期新闻"上线了
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很好
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更容易看到我不关心的内容了
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我觉得不错 上面有本地新闻
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还记得那条喜欢把法院的花
挖出来的狗狗吗?
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原来竟是只地鼠
他们用隐藏摄像头拍到的
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我们和这个表亲到底是什么关系?
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你爸爸那边的 再换一套
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快看这个
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他们要给你采石场的两个人颁奖
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Mike 其中一个是你
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"Michael Heck和Robert Branderson"
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"因为奥森石场奉献20年"
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"被授予奖项"
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等下 什么? 还有晚宴?!
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你知道有晚宴吗?
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你肯定知道有晚宴
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你准不准备告诉我这个?
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没准备说
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Mike 你一定要去
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- 这很重要
- 这不重要
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这事蠢透了
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我就在一地方待了20年
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就像给一棵树颁奖一样
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是我疯了还是我真撑得起这套西装?
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我从未见过自己如此锋芒毕露
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看学校里谁还敢嘲笑我
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我都想跟着学校里的同学
一起嘲笑他了
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Farrar先生 我召集这个会议
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是因为我要和你探讨JP-La
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原来你是卧底缉毒警察
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什么? 我不是缉毒警
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我是JP-La
低年级学生顾问
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你是否知道这儿的学生
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互相还不认识?
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所以我要提议 我要说了
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奥森高中拉手活动
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全部的学生手拉手站着
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绵延连接
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从橄榄球场延伸至
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醉鬼同学开车撞倒的电线杆处
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会很壮观
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事实上并没有
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等着吧 他们会来的
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还早着呢
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他们会来的
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Axl总算有了件自己感兴趣做的事情
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寻找一个在他不记得去过的派对上
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不记得见到过的神秘女孩
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这寻找引领他到达四楼靓妞的门前
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嘿 嗨
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不知道你是否还记得我 Axl
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显然 我们昨晚共舞过
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我给了你我的电话号码
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你呢 打给了我
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哎呀! 是两楼的镜子家伙!
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- 不是她
- 哦! 我记得你!
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Susanna Kelly 两楼的镜子家伙来了!
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我当时穿了紧身牛仔裤
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我不知道那是我!
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Brick 你穿那么少不冷吗?
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哦 当然了
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穿得像百万富翁的意外收获在于
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我发现有机面料
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真的可以保暖
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奥森高中拉手活动空前成功...
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如果成功是指
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它促使我更加努力工作的话
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- 说到努力工作...
- Frankie
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采石场要颁一个奖项给你们爸爸
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回报他20年来辛苦工作
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- 太棒了!
- 厉害啊 老爸!
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是证书 奖杯还是奖牌?
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有裱框吗? 没有吗?
有金色印章吗?
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不知道 那不重要
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不重要? 都上"时期新闻"了
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奥森时期新闻?
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全世界都能看到的!
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是什么奖?
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你把人从大石底下救出来了吗?
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不 是为20年来 我每天按时上班
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还有颁奖晚宴什么的
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可你爸不愿意去
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什么 会有红毯秀吗?
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是否叫做采石颁奖礼?
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我的天啊 我想去采石颁奖礼!
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瞧见没 Mike
大家想沐浴在你的荣光下
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你为什么就不成全我们
我以前从没这机会
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因为大家总为一点小事
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就要得个奖或者接受表扬
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我是做自己的本职工作
不需要什么奖励
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不要再劝我了
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就跟我们10周年结婚纪念一样
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我想重新宣读我们的结婚誓言
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Hayver牧师都来了
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你却一直在那修草坪
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求你了 爸爸
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我终于找到理由出门了--
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我有一套货真价实的西装
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没有起皱 里边还有隐藏的口袋
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西装颜色也超赞
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穿上显得我肩膀宽大 腰身苗条
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肌肉发达 好像八年级的大孩子
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它的意义不仅限于
肤浅的高大上美装
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它穿上身就像盔甲一样保护我
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助我迎接生活中的种种挑战
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比如今天
有人用勺子装三明治朝我丢过来
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这套西装让我感觉是人生的赢家
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我想穿着它在你的颁奖礼上炫耀一下
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- 没打动你吧?
- 没
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Mike拒绝去自己的颁奖晚宴
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我觉得很难过
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我想你们也许能帮我
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工作中的Mike是什么样的?
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他每天来上班时会说 早上好
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午餐他会吃个火鸡三明治
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然后说 继续干活
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下班时他会说 明天见
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跟他在家时一样
只是少了电视而已
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我在想你们能否
用我做不到的方式
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帮我说服说服他
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Mike的老婆
你比我们更有说服力
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今晚你回家去 点上一支蜡烛
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铺好床单
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用你强烈的女性魅力将他征服
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我不是说我没有女性魅力
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我的女性魅力十足得很
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只要达到免赔额
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你们看牙的费用就可全部报销
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嘿 Mike!
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你瞧我 大老远跑来
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还是忘了带赠品牙刷
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继续干活
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回去工作
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Axl 你好性感
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我想...
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能听清楚点就好了
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- 我们需要音箱
- 是啊
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有了!
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我们不先问问他吗?
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不用 他玩得正酣
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第9级了 连我们在这都没察觉
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你看
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我说吧?
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来吧
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Axl 你好性感
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我想...
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...一整晚
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喂!
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你把我最心水的
集色衬衫弄湿了
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等一下 等一下
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喂!
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你把我最心水的
集色衬衫弄湿了
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听见没 集色!
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谁把橘色念成"集色"?
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正是
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我们找到念集色的女孩就成
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我们那晚跟
不下两百个女生说过话
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找不到她的啦
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有个姑娘
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想和我整晚那啥
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我以为来大学会是成天那啥
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可整整半年了 我都没那啥
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所以无论怎样 我们都要找到她
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哎哟
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天哪 他游戏玩完了
快跑 快跑!
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奥尔森中学牵手活动
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不是特别成功
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我又回到了我最初的设想
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也是我加入JP-La的原因--
混坐星期一
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强行让受欢迎的同学
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和不怎么受欢迎的同学
坐在一起吃午饭
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将D等座和A等座的混在一起
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大家就都成了C上等座
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这是6号桌吗?
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是的
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大伙 这是Brian--
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是他启发了这个点子
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我是Sue Heck
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你那天坐我身上了
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抢别人座位的乌克兰人
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哦 你好
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这是不是很棒?
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很有意思对不对?
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我想你!
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我也想你!
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大家一开始感到有些尴尬
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是很正常的事
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所以我带了话题帽来活跃气氛
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这个好
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"谁是你最好的朋友
你的父亲还是母亲?"
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00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,041
在Sue想法设法让
话题活跃起来的同时
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Axl只需大家念一个单词就好
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打扰一下 这个词怎么念?
284
00:11:28,225 --> 00:11:29,674
我有防狼器
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00:11:31,493 --> 00:11:34,051
在你非常吃醋时 你会嫉妒地发啥?
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发绿?
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00:11:35,799 --> 00:11:37,112
什么 不是发橘吗?
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00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:38,983
在我们国家 我们叫它Ugaga
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你们这里叫什么?
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不知道吗?
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好吧
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你好啊 帅哥
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我不会去的
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说真的
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00:11:51,081 --> 00:11:53,671
- 你是不是有什么童年阴影?
- 没有
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没什么阴影 你了解我的
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00:11:56,067 --> 00:11:57,725
难道我真会对这种事感兴趣?
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00:11:57,831 --> 00:11:59,881
可这机会千载难逢啊
299
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:01,653
对我来说没意义 Frankie
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00:12:01,747 --> 00:12:03,783
我一点兴趣也没有
301
00:12:03,967 --> 00:12:06,245
我不喜欢大家的关注
不喜欢上台演讲
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00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,901
哦
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00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,955
原来是这样 是因为演讲啊
304
00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:13,202
我早该想到的 没关系
305
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,871
我来帮你
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00:12:15,204 --> 00:12:17,618
只简短地说几句就行
307
00:12:17,723 --> 00:12:20,905
无非就是说些感激的话啥的
308
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:23,472
要显得谦虚 不过要有范
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00:12:23,565 --> 00:12:24,980
还要不失风趣
310
00:12:25,113 --> 00:12:29,381
什么和limestone(石灰石)押韵呢?
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00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:34,179
呃 winebone chimecone--
time zone(时区)!
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这也造不出句子来
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这样吧
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00:12:37,702 --> 00:12:39,725
咱即兴发挥一下
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我们活动一下脑筋
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我说一个词 你接下一个词
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- 我说安全帽 你说...
- 晚安
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你这人真是难缠
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那你要非得说点什么呢
320
00:12:50,999 --> 00:12:53,640
拿枪指着你 非说点什么不可--
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00:12:53,821 --> 00:12:54,996
你会说什么呢?
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00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:57,979
我想我会说...
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00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:02,893
"20年来 这份工作保证了
我家人的温饱"
324
00:13:03,257 --> 00:13:07,616
有一群很棒的人为我工作--
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00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:10,267
他们都勤劳肯干 按时上班
326
00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:12,745
很少请病假
327
00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,960
我们看着各自的孩子渐渐长大
328
00:13:15,342 --> 00:13:18,588
我不只有幸拥有这份工作
329
00:13:18,685 --> 00:13:23,272
我的手下们
让每天上班去成为一种乐趣"
330
00:13:23,996 --> 00:13:25,926
你什么时候这么会说话了
331
00:13:26,024 --> 00:13:27,358
好感人
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00:13:27,487 --> 00:13:29,229
你上去就这么说不行吗?
333
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:30,757
就一顿晚餐而已 Mike
334
00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:33,854
可能对你来说没多大意义
335
00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:37,339
但对别人也许意义重大
336
00:13:38,272 --> 00:13:40,416
太好了!
337
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,278
你会表现得很好的!
338
00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,370
要不是穿了五层睡衣
339
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:46,895
我都想立马起来跳个舞了
340
00:13:47,033 --> 00:13:48,266
341
00:13:49,409 --> 00:13:52,160
我本来真的对混坐星期一
怀有很大期望的
342
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,372
呃 我猜他们中一定有人
和我们一样的
343
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,499
大概现实只能如此吧
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00:13:56,589 --> 00:13:59,065
Brad你想和我们一起去
新开的布朗尼店吗
345
00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:02,163
Deb说我们应该一起去玩玩
因为你非常搞笑的!
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00:14:02,264 --> 00:14:05,290
哇! 旧的没去
还来了新的!
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00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:06,925
明天见
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00:14:08,355 --> 00:14:09,485
噢! 我也得走了
349
00:14:09,606 --> 00:14:11,211
我昨天和一群天文咖坐在一起
350
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,637
他们并不像我们想的那么讨厌
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00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,061
我们要去体操垫上
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00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:16,008
假装一下处于无重力空间的感觉
353
00:14:19,289 --> 00:14:20,252
哔哔!
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00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:22,039
Molly 跟乌克兰人说嗨
355
00:14:23,043 --> 00:14:25,524
当Sue以为事情已经糟糕到了极点时
357
00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:27,209
...更衰的来了
358
00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:32,151
我猜因为在JP-La
工作太辛苦所以生病了...
359
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,630
顶着冻住的头发醒来
对我也没有帮助...
360
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:35,799
我觉得好难受
361
00:14:35,894 --> 00:14:37,956
我真的很想看爸爸领奖
362
00:14:38,141 --> 00:14:39,994
也许我们不该把Sue单独留下
363
00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:41,610
也许我们全都应该留下
364
00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:44,790
哇 哇 哇
今晚也是我的大日子诶!
365
00:14:44,911 --> 00:14:47,800
我在过去的十年里都和Ernie或者
Bert一样(动画片人物)
366
00:14:47,878 --> 00:14:51,124
如今我终于变闪亮了
我要让别人也看看
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00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:54,061
你得去
而你得留下
368
00:14:54,188 --> 00:14:56,539
多喝水
有事短信我
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00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,263
要是你睡着了的话
别开烤面包机
370
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,506
要是你饿的话
冰柜里有雪糕
371
00:15:00,611 --> 00:15:02,852
祝你好运 老爸
372
00:15:02,948 --> 00:15:04,029
希望你能赢
373
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:05,620
那不是竞赛
374
00:15:05,719 --> 00:15:06,832
我已经赢了
375
00:15:06,952 --> 00:15:08,874
有时你以为自己赢了
376
00:15:08,968 --> 00:15:11,358
但最后一分钟时
却发现你没有
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00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:14,160
要等到他们叫你的名字... 两次
378
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,680
两次 好的
379
00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:21,768
我知道你们颁这个奖给我的原因--
380
00:15:21,861 --> 00:15:24,222
因为我是那个每周发你们薪水的人
381
00:15:24,308 --> 00:15:26,216
我说得对吗 Larry?
382
00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:28,423
尤其是你啊
你知道我在说什么
383
00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:31,247
哇 谁想得到一个会计师
会这么搞笑?
384
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:32,783
说真的 去上班真的是件
很快乐的事
385
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,276
制服光鲜啊 小弟 成品衣?
386
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,009
- 盒子里拿出来的
- 什么牌子的?
387
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,487
我不知道
388
00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:42,648
Shah-nee-a Twan
389
00:15:43,449 --> 00:15:45,265
仙妮亚-唐恩?(加拿大歌手)
390
00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:49,787
"堂堂男人也可以变女人系列"
391
00:15:50,013 --> 00:15:51,982
哦 天哪 这不是Ryan表哥的衣服
392
00:15:52,064 --> 00:15:53,576
是表姐Allison的
393
00:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,500
过去三天我穿的都是女装
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00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,092
没事的 小Mike
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00:15:58,227 --> 00:16:01,486
男人 女人
我们都只是能量而已
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00:16:01,857 --> 00:16:04,743
好了 好了 我已经
占用你们很多时间了
397
00:16:05,151 --> 00:16:06,134
你们得把爱
398
00:16:06,248 --> 00:16:09,084
留一些给另一位获奖者--
Mike Heck
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00:16:15,038 --> 00:16:17,027
呃 好 哦 好的
400
00:16:20,305 --> 00:16:21,747
我还是不明白
自己为什么会站在这
401
00:16:21,921 --> 00:16:24,149
也许是我 我
我还是不懂
402
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:27,793
但是 几个月前
我不得不解雇了四个人
403
00:16:27,893 --> 00:16:30,947
他们全都是拖家带口的
你们知道吗?
404
00:16:31,044 --> 00:16:32,488
我连想办法保住
他们的饭碗都做不到
405
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:36,740
所以获此殊荣
让我觉得很惭愧
406
00:16:36,837 --> 00:16:37,749
而且 那个 我会不会--
407
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,518
我会不会还得再解雇10个人?
408
00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:41,676
我不知道
看着这屋子里的人
409
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,846
我觉得好像 "嘿
下个会不会是他? 还是她?"
410
00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:45,276
可是 嘿 在当今的经济背景下
411
00:16:45,358 --> 00:16:47,743
我们都是一条绳子上的蚂蚱 不是吗?
412
00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:49,906
在座的每个人
都很喜欢Bob Branderson
413
00:16:49,984 --> 00:16:53,018
但也许他们 你们知道的
有天会雇用别的会计服务所
414
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,420
这样 他就失业了
415
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,460
整个采石场都有可能会关掉
416
00:16:58,579 --> 00:17:00,490
这种不安伴随着我们每天的生活
417
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:04,312
所以也许长期供职
是一件值得嘉许的事?
418
00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:07,063
我不知道 就这么一说
这对我来说很奇怪
419
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,946
但是 该这样的就是这样了
420
00:17:10,042 --> 00:17:12,615
所以... 好吧
421
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,558
我会 我会把这个放好的
422
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,293
谁呀?
423
00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:38,091
哦 嗨Darrin 进来吧
424
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,624
抱歉 我那么久才来
425
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:42,545
我之前在期中考
426
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,154
不过好消息就是
我拿到了B加
427
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:46,735
所以我现在够能力
帮你修理空调了
428
00:17:46,845 --> 00:17:48,883
好的 你知道在哪了
429
00:17:54,089 --> 00:17:56,816
我该怎么办 Kenny?
想法? 办法?
430
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:58,693
要是你同情我
就继续盯着你的电脑
431
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:00,678
很好 谢谢支持
432
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,889
是?
433
00:18:03,996 --> 00:18:06,666
嘿 Axl 我是Cassidy
434
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,449
Cassidy 嗨
435
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:09,967
我打的不是时候?
436
00:18:10,097 --> 00:18:11,852
呃 完全没有 没有
437
00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:14,622
- 好吧 说吧
- 集色?
438
00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:16,850
呃 稍等一下 Cassidy
439
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:19,025
你确定现在方便?
440
00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:20,185
显然你身边还有人
441
00:18:20,282 --> 00:18:21,313
- 再说一次
- 集色
442
00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:22,962
我听到有人说"集色"
443
00:18:23,094 --> 00:18:25,104
慢着
444
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:27,752
你是因为听到有人说"集色"
所以才说"集色"
445
00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:30,548
还是你本来就是
管"橘色"叫"集色"的?
447
00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:33,060
- 什么?
- 佛罗里达产生什么饮料?
448
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,463
- 集子?
- 我的天啊!
449
00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:39,068
听着 我打来是想说
450
00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:41,898
我有可能有天晚上
451
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,720
给你留了一条令人窘迫的留言
452
00:18:44,938 --> 00:18:47,589
是呀 我可能已经听过了
453
00:18:47,676 --> 00:18:49,873
呃! 你知道是我?
454
00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,580
我当然知道是你
455
00:18:52,538 --> 00:18:55,688
呃 那么
456
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,693
你过得怎么样?
457
00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,251
还好
458
00:19:01,529 --> 00:19:03,150
都说了我不适合站在聚光灯下
459
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:04,873
刚刚表现得有我想的那么烂吗?
460
00:19:05,055 --> 00:19:07,240
大约还要再烂一点点
461
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,915
你那天说的那些话怎么不说了?
462
00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:11,086
看着他们的孩子长大
463
00:19:11,173 --> 00:19:14,347
大家让那里变得无比美好
之类的话?
464
00:19:14,516 --> 00:19:16,421
我很确定我有说到一些啊
465
00:19:16,838 --> 00:19:18,367
不 你没有
466
00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:19,641
467
00:19:23,766 --> 00:19:24,863
好了
468
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,227
你们知道在一个颁奖典礼上
469
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,533
和另一个女人撞衫
470
00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,920
是一件多丢人的事吗?
471
00:19:31,457 --> 00:19:33,064
开车
472
00:19:36,878 --> 00:19:38,536
我想空调已经被我搞定了
473
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,857
但我好像不小心把暖气堵住了
474
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,247
哦 谢谢
475
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:44,367
你最好先走吧
476
00:19:44,744 --> 00:19:47,065
我相信Angel一定为你的B加
477
00:19:47,156 --> 00:19:49,566
准备了特别庆祝
478
00:19:49,697 --> 00:19:52,547
哦 其实 Angel和我几周前分手了
479
00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:54,699
哦? 真的?
480
00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:56,288
是呀
481
00:19:56,577 --> 00:19:57,976
爱情不易
482
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,494
我了 我了
483
00:20:01,754 --> 00:20:03,456
你跟你男朋友怎么样了?
484
00:20:03,695 --> 00:20:04,969
什么男朋友?
485
00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:06,871
就是那个Glossner家的小子
486
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,685
哦哦 不 不 不
487
00:20:09,769 --> 00:20:11,782
我完全没有喜欢他
488
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:14,516
没错 我想他是很喜欢我
489
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:17,974
但是 呃 不行 完全不可能
490
00:20:18,179 --> 00:20:19,241
真的?
491
00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:20,812
真的
492
00:20:24,941 --> 00:20:26,818
嘿 你感觉到了吗?
493
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:28,780
屋里开始变暖了
494
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,599
是呀
495
00:20:30,704 --> 00:20:32,965
确实升温不少
496
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,140
有趣的是
当你和某人有了一段过去
497
00:20:35,222 --> 00:20:36,263
交流就变得容易了
498
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,883
话题自然就来了
499
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,346
我还是没勇气自己听 "集色"?
500
00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:41,766
我说得很怪吗?
501
00:20:41,889 --> 00:20:43,722
是 显然是很奇怪的
502
00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:45,813
这个词没可能说成这个样子的
503
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:49,783
而有时 当你和某人
有一段很长的过去时
504
00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:52,130
你都不需要说太多的
505
00:20:52,579 --> 00:20:54,479
嘿 各位
506
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,297
- 嘿
- 晚安
507
00:20:56,592 --> 00:20:58,082
派对很棒
508
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:03,131
是呀 呃 我想我刚说了一些
509
00:21:03,269 --> 00:21:05,752
呃 不该说的话
510
00:21:05,852 --> 00:21:08,665
所以我想说 呃...
511
00:21:11,183 --> 00:21:13,831
那个 明天见
512
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,191
明天见 Mike
513
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:24,807
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