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左右不逢源
第五季 第15集
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一天的辛勤工作--
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这是美国梦的奠基石
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我们为什么这么卖力?
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为维持我们铺张的生活模式
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见鬼
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咱家饼干吃完了
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今天工作不太顺心?
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单位有个坏消息
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他们要我带薪休假
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他们说是强制性的--
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好像和什么保险有关
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不是吧 带薪休假?
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是你告诉孩子们呢 还是我来?
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一点也不好笑 我都干些什么呢?
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我又不能上哪玩
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不一定要去哪里玩
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我听说 这年头
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明星都搞家里蹲度假
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好吧
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他们无论蹲哪里
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都比咱家强百倍
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不好意思
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我不喜欢
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被强逼着放松自己
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知道么 你是个怪咖
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你总说Brick怪里怪气
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你自己都是个怪咖
他是从你这遗传的
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- 无意冒犯 Brick
- 没关系
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今天我上超市
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看到有个人和Axl长得一模一样
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说真的 简直太像了
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我差点跑上去亲他一口
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控制一下 Frankie
春假后你就能见到他了
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他为什么非得去弗罗里达?
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那地方有啥是咱们没有的呢
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海滩 年轻人 希望
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我好想他 Mike
我想和他说话
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那就给他打电话
他还得在学校呆几天
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我要是打过去
他肯定说: 这是Axl
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请在听到嘟声以后留言
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他有时真这么做
我知道那不是真的语音信息
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我爱死春假了!
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快餐店有些同事
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和家人一起去度假
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所以整个假期我每天轮两班!
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这反应真让人尴尬
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我去把新的排班表粘起来
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你们俩人都是怪咖
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就我一个是
讨厌自己工作的正常美国人吗
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在修好柜门
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整理完他的电线后
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Mike渐渐进入休假状态
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瞧你 还口口声声说不想休假
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第一天准备干吗?
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我打算重看小马队的超级碗比赛
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读读当地新闻报纸
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然后睡个午觉
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等我家老婆带点培根回来
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嗯
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说真的 你能带点培根回吗?
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我晚点想做个三明治
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爸爸
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我琢磨着 既然咱俩都在放假
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趁这机会把你的心愿券都用了吧
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什么心愿券?
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好多年来我给你做的各种心愿券
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父亲节呀 你的生日啊什么的
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哦 哇哦
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Brick
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是个好主意
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可我不知道它们在哪
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你不知道它们在哪?
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不知道
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它们
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显然它们对我来说意义重大
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你妈妈肯定都收起来了
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你说她把它们放哪了呢?
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不知道
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反正肯定不在我和电视之间
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这就对了
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22美分存着去迪士尼乐园
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还有22美分存着买新车
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真不敢相信我的工作
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能赚基本工资和小费
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你干嘛呢?
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我在大众点评上
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给我的有氧芭蕾课写恶评
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我之前有个老师叫Dan 他酷毙了
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他对我很严格
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我会很努力以取悦他
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可后来换了个叫Colleen的老师
实在抱歉--
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我对Colleen不像对Dan那么感冒
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等等
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上面是不是对所有东西都有点评?
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对咱们的土豆快餐店呢?
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- 可能有哦 我们看看
- 哦!
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"土豆很好吃 是镇上最赞的
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十分美味"
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啊啊啊!
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"我周二晚上去过
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接待我的女生服务好慢
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土豆上来时都已经冷了
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土豆难吃的一逼"
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等等 星期二我值班
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肯定不是说你
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只能是说我
那天前台就我一个女生
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Brittany得了肠胃炎
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他们叫她去后面搅酸乳酪
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那个啥 这也不是什么大事
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这可是天大的事 Brad
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MallRat37嫌我的服务太慢
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都发到网上了
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全世界的人都会看到!
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这也许正好给我敲了警钟
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以前每天睡前我都温习餐厅手册
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现在我只是写写日记
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或者晴夜时对着星星许愿
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然后直接睡觉
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从现在起 我将重新全力投入工作
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看看你
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还穿着便服 玩着纸牌 喝着啤酒
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- 用的是冰杯?
- 是啊
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你之前要我休假的话还真没错
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看吧 我就知道这对你有好处
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所以你得听我的
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有时候--
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Frankie 我都说你是对的了
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我肯定得了Axl幻想症--
要么就是他有个双胞胎
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我开车回家的路上好像又看到他了
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是吗 孩子在家时我都看不到他们
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是啊 情况不妙啊 Mike
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昨晚 我跑去他房里闻他的枕头
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肯定不怎么好闻
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臭烘烘的
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那是邮件吗?
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是啊 都是账单
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Donahues家有些邮件
跟我们的混在一起了
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你整天都在家
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怎么没给送过去呢?
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我老婆叫我放松来着
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好消息
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我找到心愿券了
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是吗?
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是啊
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在地下室有一些
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车库里有一些
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还有一些在你床底下 都弄皱了
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这张是我父亲节做的
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被搅在电视后面的电线里了
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我的特殊收藏地都被你找到了
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我们有好多心愿券要兑现
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不晓得你想从哪个开始
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先来个100下拥抱吧
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哦
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好吧
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一 二
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- 三 四...
- 那什么...
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- ...一次抱得太多了
- ...五...
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- 我们可以分次完成
- ...六...
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没问题 你想用哪个呢?
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我这里有...
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在床上吃早餐
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头部按摩...
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洗车 修草坪
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给你拿烟斗和拖鞋
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这个是挠两分钟痒痒
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呃
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呃...
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不是说这没意思哈
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不过 其实我正在玩牌
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我可以参加吗?
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这是单人纸牌 所以...
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稍等一会
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你太走运了
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我正好有个心愿券
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是和鄙人玩一下午钓鱼
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呃...
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好了 你有9吗?
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有9吗?
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到你了
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欧!
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好容易!
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- 骰子!
- 哇哦!
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耶!
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你有K吗?
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是 我有 好了 结束
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快看 你妈回来了
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Axl在Donahue家
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- 啥?
- 是
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他在那和人家一家人玩骰子
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我就知道是他
我看到他在镇上闲晃
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难以置信他住在人家两天了
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竟然不回家
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爱骗人的狡猾小混蛋
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你这么跟他说的?
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没 我躲在窗外的树丛里
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我好愤怒 简直看不清楚了
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惊喜吧! 我回来啦!
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是吗 Axl? 你回来了?
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你是直接从学校回来的?
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这个 你懂的 逗留了几站
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哦 是吗?
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你是不是在Donahue家逗留了两天?
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嗯 没有错 Axl
我看到你了
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我在超市见过你
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我本来还想亲你 但其实更应该揍你
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哇哦! 冷静点 有什么大不了的?
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是 我是决定回家住几天
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不过后来碰到了Sean
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我们一起打游戏到早上四点
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到了早上
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Donahue夫人做了超级好吃的蓝莓煎饼
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我就蹭了个早饭
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然后我们打了会篮球
我留下吃了晚餐
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我真打算之后回家的
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但那是家人游戏夜
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我不想伤害Donahue夫人的感情
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那我的感情呢?
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你有没有想过要和我玩游戏?
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为什么要那么做?
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因为我是你的家人!
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你干嘛这么生气?
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我本来都不应该回来的
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我本打算直接从学校去佛罗里达
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但我想给你们个惊喜也不错
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要是你直接回家而不是跑去邻居家
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我的确会觉得惊喜
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这就是不愿做好事的原因
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你什么好事也没做!
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或许我该给老妈一个拥抱
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现在估计不合适
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你无所谓我在大学里晃悠
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我待在Donahue家就碍到你事了?
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我真不明白你干嘛这么愤怒
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你知道吗 Axl?
我... 我不是愤怒 我是伤心了
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我伤心是因为你老远回来
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都不愿和自己家人待在一起
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为什么?! 我都不该回来的!
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这简直是附送的Axl时光
你该感谢我才是
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谢谢你 Axl
非常感谢你
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好 这很好 谢谢你
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但头皮按摩的心愿券是30分钟的
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呃... 剩下的我们可以先记在账上
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我真的很希望今天用完
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有个叫MallRat37的人说
我的服务太快了
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"接待我的姑娘似乎很急"
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"她把我的薯条放在一起"
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"好像有什么更重要的事要做"
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"最关键的是 她非常冷漠"
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"几乎没有眼神交流"
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要是你不介意 Sue
老爸在看比赛呢
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我觉得我还要更努力
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毕竟顾客永远是对的
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即使他们是完全的自相矛盾
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Axl在家待了整整27小时
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大部分时间在睡觉...
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但也完全值得他进来说...
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再会! 我要去佛罗里达啦!
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等等
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- 你现在就走?
- 是
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直接开过去 因为大家
明天得赶到海滩去
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下次你见到我
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我的肌肉都会烧焦了
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你要开一整夜车?
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是
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你检查过车了吗?
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车头灯粘过新胶带吗?
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- 油加满了吗?
- 没问题!
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你知道怎么去吗?
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我不是白痴
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看
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等等 这是你的地图?
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这是有地图的纸巾
叫地图巾 再会
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好吧 慢慢开
要是累了 靠边休息
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你周一回来是吗?
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是的!
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- 回到这儿来哦?
- 再说吧
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有人订了床上早餐吗?
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哇哦
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我不知道你想吃多少蛋
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所以我全做了
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接下来我们要去趟超市
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买明天早餐的鸡蛋了
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- 明天?
- 是的
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你接下来还要吃六顿早餐喔
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啊
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嗯
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嘿
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现在似乎很适合
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兑现你的笑话心愿券
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咚 咚
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谁呀?
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等下 我觉得好像该你说"咚 咚"
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咚 咚
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还是不太对
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换一个不一样的笑话
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一个人走进一间酒吧...
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真希望那是我
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我想要个经典餐 不要香草
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这就来
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还有大杯橙汁 不加冰
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一杯大橙汁 不加冰
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不妙啊
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那个... 什么情况?
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发动机组坏了
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是不是拿个胶带贴一贴就能搞定的?
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这种情况修好要多少钱?
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比买这辆车还要贵
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事情是这样的
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呃... 这车是我爸妈送我的毕业礼物
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你怎么不早说?
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我可以给你打个毕业礼折扣
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真的吗?
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假的
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您有一个付费电话来自...
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Axl
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您是否愿意付费?
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愿意
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喂?
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呃...
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妈咪?
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你肯定不会相信
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我刚接到Axl的电话
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他都不查一下油箱就去佛罗里达了
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现在车被毁了
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他没有钱 也没法回家
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只好打付费电话给我
因为他忘了带充电器
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告诉我...鉴于我们所了解的Axl
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我有什么好不相信的?
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他要我们去查特努加市去接他
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我不建议穿这双靴子出去
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至少有半个钟头了
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蠢透了 那你为什么还想去?
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因为他是我们的儿子
他现在在路边站着呢
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他那么聪明
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自己惹的麻烦
就让他自己搞定吧
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你说得对 他讨厌的要命
还一点都不尊重人
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大家都没有任何理由帮他分毫
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现在我要... 开车去接他了
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Sue 不管你做什么
千万不要看大众点评
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什么? 为啥?
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相信我... 我现在绝对是
在做好朋友该做的事
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谢谢 Brad 我不会看的
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不!
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于是 Mike终于找到了一个
享受家里蹲假日的方法...
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和Brick保持些许距离
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哇
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哇 Brick
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我勒个去 Brick
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抱歉 我在履行另一个心愿券
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那些心愿券到此为止吧
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没人在乎什么心愿券的
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父母只是假装很喜欢
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因为他们不希望孩子难过
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我只不过想好好享受一下
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这个我本来就不想要的假期而已
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可我连这个都做不到
因为每次我一转身
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你就在那儿... 给我擦鞋
或者给我唱安眠曲
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甚至试图用割草机谋杀我
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我唯一想要的心愿券
就是无限张 独处券
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如果你能看出别人
对某件事的回应态度
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你就该知道这点的
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干!
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你妈错了
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你比我要怪太多了
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门锁着
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我知道 我还没决定
要不要让你上车
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是吗?
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你这么一路开到查塔努加
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然后不让我上车?
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你也一路开到了奥森
结果却没有踏进我们家门啊
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我的天啊 你还在气那事儿?
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是的 不过多亏了你
在你做的蠢事清单里
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这件算排的很靠后了
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上来
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也许我又不想上车了
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你总是只盯着我做的那些坏事
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我在很多方面都很优秀的
可你永远都看不到
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无所谓
祝你在田纳西玩的愉快咯!
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我在田纳西州?
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那个 我 呃...
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对不起我因为心愿券的事吼你
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我很感激你想要和我共度天伦
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为我做那些贴心的事
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我和你呆在一起也很开心
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哦 我倒是没有在意共度天伦的事啦
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不在意?
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我只是想快点完成那些心愿券
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不管怎么说
我已经写了给你了
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所以那些都是我依法
应尽的义务
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坦白说 我不希望老是惦记着它们
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我不希望
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某天正在进行重要会议时
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还不得不跑出来替你按摩头皮
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Brick 我不会要你
履行那些心愿券的
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要是你想撕了它们 我很乐意
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真的?
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没错
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我更不可能
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去打断你的什么重要会议
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谢谢 老爸
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00:16:28,447 --> 00:16:30,087
另外 我不是不想和你呆在一起
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只是...
不想有被迫的感觉
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我 我觉得 顺其自然会比较好
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好的
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哈 你看这个
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00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:41,984
我们已经拥抱了99次了
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只差一个了
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你现在想要完成第一百个吗?
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不要了 就这样吧
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同意
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我知道你说了不要看大众点评
Brad 可我还是看了
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喔 Sue
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我有本抢先版的年鉴
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但那个你也不要看
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我只是不明白究竟怎么了
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00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,734
这个事情变得根本无法收拾了
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00:17:06,881 --> 00:17:09,014
我要搞清楚这个MallRat37是谁
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天啊!
任何人都有可能!
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00:17:10,514 --> 00:17:11,468
Brad 你电话给我!
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- 不行!
- 为什么?
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00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:15,098
难道你就是MallRat37?
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00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:17,464
我的天啊!
真的是你!
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00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:18,807
Sue 假扇!
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00:17:20,447 --> 00:17:22,160
真有你的
但是这无法阻止我!
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必须现在解决!
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可以请各位注意下吗?
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00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:31,964
我们的社会发生了什么?
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00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,995
我们这是生活在一个
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怎样的世界——
有人给别人做出讨厌的评价
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却不把自己名字光明正大写出来?
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今天我在这就是想说
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我们不会再继续忍受了
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要是大家有什么建设性的意见
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00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,642
那么 拜托
当我面儿说吧
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00:17:48,842 --> 00:17:50,652
你们的土豆烂透了
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00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:52,835
我说了是
"建设性的意见 "
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它们吃起来像是微波的
而不是烤出来的
441
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:57,951
好吧 事实不是这样的
他们是在堪萨斯州先烤过了
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00:17:58,047 --> 00:17:59,782
不过...我的重点是--
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我觉得产品图片
根本和实物不符
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00:18:03,069 --> 00:18:04,594
公司确实请了专业摄影师拍产品
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00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:06,404
但这只是为了把广告做好
446
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,348
可乐没泡了
447
00:18:07,451 --> 00:18:09,112
因为百分之九十都是冰啊
448
00:18:09,201 --> 00:18:10,740
好吧 这是公司的问题
449
00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:12,290
我们也是照章办事
450
00:18:12,368 --> 00:18:14,260
我讨厌便宜的塑料叉子
451
00:18:14,358 --> 00:18:16,186
我喜欢真正的银器
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00:18:16,276 --> 00:18:18,212
我们也喜欢
但这些是用完就扔垃圾桶的
453
00:18:18,353 --> 00:18:20,390
你们的土豆就该扔进垃圾桶里
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我Ginny姨妈说过
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"要是你没有什么好话可说
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那就什么都别说了"
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00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:25,954
你姨妈是白痴
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00:18:26,026 --> 00:18:27,221
她已经去世了
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00:18:27,299 --> 00:18:29,104
怎么会? 因为吃了你们的土豆吗?
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00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:33,114
噗
461
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:37,161
我已经不知道该怎么做了 Axl
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做什么?
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这个
464
00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:43,432
你说让我把你当个大人来对待
465
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,246
你希望做你想做的事
去你想去的地方
466
00:18:46,324 --> 00:18:48,323
你不希望我问你任何问题
467
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:49,940
可你却要我在你车抛锚的时候
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00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:51,455
过来接你
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00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:53,539
我很纠结
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00:18:53,728 --> 00:18:55,752
我是你妈吗?
我不是你妈吗?
471
00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:57,966
我 我 我不知道你想我怎样
472
00:18:58,055 --> 00:18:59,848
你可以留点薯片给我
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00:19:04,152 --> 00:19:06,161
跟我说实话吧
474
00:19:06,263 --> 00:19:08,151
说真的 我并不介意你的答案是什么
475
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:09,967
你呆在Donahue家的时候
476
00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:11,882
你有想过我会生气吗?
477
00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:14,270
你有想过我会受伤吗?
478
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,425
我不知道 我猜自己
大概根本没想到过你
479
00:19:19,161 --> 00:19:21,869
哇 哇 哇 哇
480
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:22,813
干嘛--
481
00:19:22,905 --> 00:19:25,070
这... 这又不是说我不想你做我妈
482
00:19:25,157 --> 00:19:26,265
也不是我不想见你
483
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,540
只是...
484
00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:29,725
我见你的时间很多
485
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,596
我的意思是 你在我这年纪的时候
你爸妈没有让你烦吗?
486
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,023
有 但那是因为我爸妈很吵
487
00:19:36,981 --> 00:19:40,130
这对我来说也是新的问题 Axl
488
00:19:40,235 --> 00:19:43,910
你 你是我第一个孩子
我现在也是大姑娘上轿头一次
489
00:19:44,009 --> 00:19:46,951
所以 帮帮我
告诉我你想要什么
490
00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:50,339
我不知道
491
00:19:50,688 --> 00:19:52,684
你可以少问我点问题
492
00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,764
我打电话回家时
也许你可以试着
493
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,243
别跟我长篇大论说些什么
494
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:00,307
我学前班的朋友
495
00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,826
开了个网站的事
496
00:20:02,459 --> 00:20:04,000
你可以少盯着我看点
497
00:20:04,248 --> 00:20:07,261
有时候 我注意到
你毫无目的地盯着我
498
00:20:07,349 --> 00:20:08,702
如果我盯着你看
499
00:20:08,871 --> 00:20:11,561
那是因为我觉得你拥有
世上最美的眼睛
500
00:20:11,664 --> 00:20:13,277
以及完美的面颊
501
00:20:13,390 --> 00:20:14,733
就和你祖母的一样
502
00:20:14,841 --> 00:20:16,096
我只是...
503
00:20:16,408 --> 00:20:18,255
太爱你了
504
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,242
哦 拜托 老妈
你把气氛弄得好奇怪
505
00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:21,620
听着
506
00:20:21,727 --> 00:20:22,896
抱歉我让你伤心了
507
00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:24,590
我真的不是故意的
508
00:20:24,707 --> 00:20:26,885
从现在起
我会... 会试着告诉你
509
00:20:26,983 --> 00:20:28,319
我发生的事
510
00:20:28,418 --> 00:20:31,025
会在回家的时候
在邻居家少呆些时间
511
00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:32,750
但你别再这么担心我了
512
00:20:32,824 --> 00:20:35,261
Axl 我是你妈妈
513
00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:37,431
我永远做不到不担心你
514
00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:39,273
但我会努力做到不过分的
515
00:20:39,402 --> 00:20:41,072
我也会学着不在电话里
516
00:20:41,169 --> 00:20:44,299
讲那些冗长的故事
让你无聊
517
00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:47,198
但我还是会盯着你看 知道吗?
我就是会这样做
518
00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:48,584
- 呃
- 嘿
519
00:20:48,688 --> 00:20:50,893
我又不会跑进你房间
闻你的枕头
520
00:20:51,008 --> 00:20:52,641
是呀
521
00:21:00,113 --> 00:21:01,919
喂?
522
00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:04,831
真的?
523
00:21:04,906 --> 00:21:07,044
我出门的时候太生气了
忘了拿钱包
524
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:09,083
也没有检查油箱
525
00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:15,656
你有去田纳西州
接两个笨蛋的心愿券吗?
526
00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:29,914
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