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翻译: 小姨爱丁丁 粒粒尘 墨西阿布
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed.com
720P iTunes:wss0427
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在美国中部
我们都有各自心中的英雄
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而在Sue Heck眼里
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有位英雄比其他人都伟大
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* 上网时要小心 *
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* 你刚认识的那名滑板男孩 *
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* 有可能是在监狱寂寞难耐的囚犯 *
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* 互联网上要谨慎 *
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* 网友身份需识别 *
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* 你所痴迷的网络情人
可能根本不存在 *
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* 你被人欺骗了感情 *
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- 亲爱的朋友们 你们好
- 他是不是超棒?
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只有他最懂我们
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如大家所知 过去几个月
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我都在为我的新兴研讨会
游历于大平原一带
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研讨会名为 "青少年与互联网
耶稣会发怎样的微博?"
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旅途中我来到
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密歇根半岛
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在那里我结识了一个人
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我觉得她非常棒
我想你们也会这么认为
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大家掌声欢迎
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我亲爱的朋友 Tammy牧师!
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* 耶稣在圣经中说 *
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* "我就是我" *
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* 所以如果你发信息给耶稣
你会知道真的是他 *
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* 不要老盯着手机看 关上你们的电脑 *
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* 把电源拔掉 *
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* 和上帝通信不需要路由器联网 *
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* 上网时要小心 *
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* 人心深不可测 *
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* 上网时要小心 *
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* 你很有可能遇到个怪咖 *
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球进啦 衰老弟!
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床上远投三分
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老兄
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这是你第五次看手机了
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抱歉 我在看Cassidy有没有来消息
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貌似她昨天回来了
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啊啊啊
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这是趁春假要复合的节奏?
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AC档旧情复燃了?
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首先 我们是CA档
那啥 没有 我们还没见过面
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我们有短信啊 聊天什么的
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我说我放假会回家 她说她也会
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不过我们没安排约会什么的
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想约会只有一个法子
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你得主动出击
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我不想显得太捉急
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可你本来就很捉急
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说的也是
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来了
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嗨 Axl
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嘿 Cassidy 干嘛呢?
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没干嘛 你在做什么?
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没什么
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我跟Sean在我的床上玩
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听上去怪怪的 算了
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要是你在家
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想不想见个面什么的?
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行啊
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我晚点去你家怎么样?
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好的 一会见
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Sean和我先去洗个澡
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是分开洗 绝对分开
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那咱们一会见
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呃...
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嘿!
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嘿
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哇
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见到你真好
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你怎么样?
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喜欢读艺术史什么的吗?
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是啊 很喜欢
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你呢 橄榄球什么的打得还好吗?
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挺好的 是啊
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很好
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是啊
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相当好
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是谁自作聪明用这个烤东西?
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被褥上全是糊了的芝士
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Brick 能不能...
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还是算了吧
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你是Frances Heck吗?
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是我
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Heck女士 我们获准逮捕你
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逮捕我? 什么?!
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你开玩笑呢吧?
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大家总认为我们在开玩笑
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我们没有开玩笑
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请把双手放到身后--
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等等 这是怎么回事?
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这肯定是个天大的误会
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我是因为什么被逮捕?
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女士 到警局会有人告诉您相关指控
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你有权保持沉默
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等一下 你们来真的啊?
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你所说的一切
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- 将成为呈堂证供
- 来真的啊?
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啊哦 啊!
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我的肩关节有问题
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他们说是因为
我老把手举过头睡觉
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我也试着改过
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可不那样我睡不着!
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Brick! 赶紧通知你爸!
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好的
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你出去的话带点麦片回来吧
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这简直太荒唐了
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怎么会有我的逮捕令?
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因为什么罪名? 我没接到传唤啊
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肯定是搞错了
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没有
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上面的指出指控罪名为
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未归还图书馆资料
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Brick这熊孩子
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开什么玩笑?
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你们就因为没按时还书逮捕我?
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是啊
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你之前未对三封催还信
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和两封传唤书作出回应
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我们查看邮件总是不仔细
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我都跟他们说了得弄个体系
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可大家都不遵从那个体系
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我们没意识到那真是官方传唤书
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我一定以为是哪个商店的促销券
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以低价 再低价召唤我
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女士 在你被保释后
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可以把整件事说给法官听
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不过要是我 会说得简短些
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我还需要保释 你开什么玩笑?
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重申一次 女士
我保证我们从不是开玩笑
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您能站到地板上的X那去吗?
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你最好多照两张
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因为我回去要宰了那个混小子!
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本来是开欢庆会
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可那个什么Tammy牧师
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她的声音好刺耳
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还有她的笑容 你要是看到就好了
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相当虚伪
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嘿
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你昨天和Cassidy出去到好晚
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你什么时候回的家?
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不知道 你干嘛管我?
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我在学校的时候
你也不知道我啥时候出去
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我才懒得管你
只是如果你死在哪个臭水沟里
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我就能只点个中型披萨了
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Frankie 我们叫了披萨!
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就要凉了!
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她太做作了
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感觉她只是说说那些话
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可并不是真心的
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一副很不屑的样子
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大家虽然在鼓掌
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可我感觉那是出于礼貌
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哦 对了
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忘了告诉你们 妈妈被捕了
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- 什么?!
- 你说什么呢?
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没错 我被捕了
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你们知道是为什么吗?
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显然 有人背着我
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用我的图书卡
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借了书又不还回去
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看你瞅我那表情
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你肯定以为我知道
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可说实话 我真不知道是谁干的
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是你 Brick 我知道 就是你
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如今不按时还书也要被逮捕?
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太荒唐了吧
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知道我觉得荒唐在哪吗?
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我在受牢狱之苦时
你们却在这享用晚餐!
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妈妈坐牢了
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你们都以为会是我 可妈妈是第一个
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太好笑了
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是很好笑
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我都不知道哪一出最好笑
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是他们给我按指纹的时候
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可能是他们给我拍存档照
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也可能是久久地
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坐在冰冷的板凳上
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等我的家人来捞我
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因为他们不可能
坐在餐桌前啃披萨
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忘了他们还有个妈!
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- 我电话搁静音
- 真抱歉!
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没电了
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我电话是什么回事?
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老妈 真的真的很抱歉
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如果我知道我立马就过去了
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还有你知道吗...
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Timtom牧师找了个新唱歌搭档
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Tammy牧师 她可真不行
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我跟你说 大家都觉得了
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我觉得我有必要告诉他
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让他知道青少年对此的想法
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Sue
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我很累
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现在 恕我失陪
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我要去清洗牢狱的痕迹
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你们吃开心点
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你好啊 Sue Heck
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嘿 Timtom牧师
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有时间说句话吗?
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当然了
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对你我永远有时间
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只是不能太久
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我要去参加个迷你高尔夫推杆
募款活动 不过你说吧
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自从喜庆会之后
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我有点担心
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你看你为什么要改变
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已经在起作用的东西呢
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我觉得青少年更喜欢持续一致
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因为每天都有新东西向我们砸来
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就像昨晚 我妈被...
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如果是关于母亲和青少年 你真好运
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因为Tammy牧师恰巧是这方面专家
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啊不不不不不 不用了
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- Tammy牧师?
- 不 不 不
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真不用 说实在的 Timtom牧师
我们可以改天聊
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Tammy 你愿意陪一会
我的朋友Sue Heck吗?
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洗耳恭听 嗨 Sue Heck
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Timothy经常提起你
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我让你俩好好聊
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放心吧 Sue Heck
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你 我晚点来接你
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再见 宝贝
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图书管理员说就一本书过期了
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叫做"风暴月球"
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"风暴月球"
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"风暴月球"
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没什么印象
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拜托 是关于月球的
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听上去是科幻类的 是吧?
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或许在你的"消失的星球"丛书里
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嗯! 这主意不错
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你去我房里找找
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我可不会屁颠颠跑去法庭
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为一本蠢了吧唧的书付180块罚款
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就因为你懒得去找
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别混日子了 给我去找
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你不要惹火我
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老娘是有案底的人了 没什么怕的
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啊哦
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你妈被拘捕
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我能理解你会觉得不安
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不 不是这么回事
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或许是因为你关心
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你妈妈的感受
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不不 并不是
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不 不是...
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好吧 随便
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听着 Sue 在我的过夜演出上
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在歌颂过救世主道德观以后
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我给很多女孩唱过歌
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她们和你现在的处境完全一样
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这个年龄段真的不容易
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因为此时你们的身体啊学校啊
都有好多的变化
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错了 又错了
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我觉得你应该直接说出来 然后...
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跟你妈妈说说你的感受
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是吗? 你觉得我应该这么做?
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如果你能花丁点心思了解我
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就该知道这正是我
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不该做的事
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因为 这种是
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适用于一般学生的膏药建议
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但这不是为Sue度身定制的
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可能用唱的才能表达清楚我的意思
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试试
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* Mary在圣诞生了个儿子 *
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* 她希望生个闺女 *
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* 但她也没什么发言权 *
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够了! 我必须要打断你
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很抱歉 但唱歌这主意对我不适用
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我不认为歌唱这玩意可以
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作为解决问题的方式
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所以 算了
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都给我起来
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哦! 哦
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我们要找一本PJ Wilcox
写的书叫"暴风月球"
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我们什么事都不做
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直到找到它
因为我是不会再去坐监的
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- 现在?
- 但我找过了
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但奥森正遭遇青少年危机
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我只找到了刺眼的阳光
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在"布莱迪家族"剧里面
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他们说要做什么事的时候
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他们齐心协力去完成
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那个家庭的团队精神
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谁都比不上
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你们就知道想着自己
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我们要贯彻布莱迪家庭精神 就现在
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那个 最近常常晚回来
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是和Cassidy哈?
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嗯 算是吧
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现在怎样?
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还行 玩得很开心
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好
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但问题是 我们玩得太开心了
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以至于都没时间 你懂的 谈心
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那所以问题是?
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她明天要回纽约了
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我不知道她是否愿意保持联系
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正儿八经交往
还是倾向于 "挺开心"
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"祝你前途美好"
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我不知道她怎么想
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谁知道别人在想什么
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我连你妈是否还爱我也不知道
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- 找到了!
- 好!
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同志们 他找到了
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Brick找到书了
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不是书
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我找到了甜品店的对折优惠券
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Brick 看着我的脸
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你到底知不知道我现在有多愤怒?
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吃个派可以解决一切问题
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我会杀了你
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好 别介意 老妈
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但奥森要失去最好的基督徒榜样了
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而你就只记挂这本蠢书
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你还有个老爸
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你为什么不跟他说这些有的没的?
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他时不时听一会又不会死 Mike
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嘿 我听了许多了
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但一天就这么点时间
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我还要花许多时间工作
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才能付清逾期未还的图书这类事 Brick
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不是我的错 我找不到这书
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我和史上最乱的人住在一起 Axl
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嘿 如果我乱
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因为我只能和你挤一屋
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没有自己独立的房间
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因为我们买不起豪华大屋
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因为他们把所有的钱
都用来整Sue的牙了!
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哦! 你觉得我为什么要戴牙套呢 Axl?
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是因为你把奶都喝光了
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连我的那份一起
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那本来可以让我的牙又好又健康的奶
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我一口都没喝上!
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你把老妈都喝干了
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这就是我牙齿不好的原因
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也是Brick比他同龄人矮一头的原因
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不! 不! 不!
这可不能怪我
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他矮是因为他一直背着本书!
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所以他的快速生长期一路长成这样
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他一直这样 会长成个O了
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或许我一直在看书
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因为老爸从来不关心我
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他忙着宠某个牛乳囤积者
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你们知道吗?
这太违背布莱迪精神了
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互相责怪什么都办不成
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所以如果找不到那本书
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我们就不得不把Brick押上法庭去
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然后听天由命看判决怎样了
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可以这样做的 对吧?
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与此同时 Sue正在
为她自己的案件筹备
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没错 我明白你的感受
你也明白我的
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00:13:32,555 --> 00:13:34,484
这话题我们已经谈了无数次了
就别再继续了
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不行 你总是这样子
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避而不谈
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我没有避而不谈
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这事我们已经讨论了一个小时了
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真是对不起啊
为了些鸡毛蒜皮的事
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浪费了你的时间
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别担心 我以后不会再烦你了
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哈喽?
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嘿 Timtom牧师
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嘿 Sue Heck
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我能帮到你什么吗?
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哦 不是啦
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呃 我 我本来有事想跟你说的
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不过没关系
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我现在没事了
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过来
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找椅子坐下
一定要
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抱歉
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艰苦的一天
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那么 你想说什么?
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嗯 我猜你可以当做
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我们--
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天啊 我在做什么?
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不 我来这是为了说
Tammy牧师坏话的
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我实在是太坏了
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她关于青少年的建议非常正确
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可我却当面和她呛声
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噢Sue
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别对自己那么苛刻
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感觉是很复杂的
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但我有祈祷你们两个大吵一架
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然后她就会溜回大急流村了
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结果你们真的吵架了
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你看上去真的很难过
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我猜你无意中听到了
我们的小争执?
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没 没
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有
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Sue 我给你点建议啊
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别! 不要
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我非常 非常想听
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但我不配
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我太自私了
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如果你快乐
我就应该替你高兴的
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可是现在你并不开心
这让我也开心不起来了
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我简直是双倍的不爽
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噢 但我感觉好差
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因为我并不想让自己不开心
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00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:24,181
噢 Sue 你难道不明白?
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使你快乐起来
会让我也快乐
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这是我该做的
是我处理的方式
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你不快乐这个事实
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证明了你根本不自私
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* 噢 我多么讨厌我们意见相左 *
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* 我不想对你发脾气 *
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* 我不想你生我气 *
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* 我们和解吧
我们和解吧 *
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* 我们和解吧
我们和解吧 *
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你想讨论你的感受?
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我们可以一整天都说这个
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并不需要这样
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* 我们只要继续唱这首歌 *
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* 我们和解吧
我们和解吧 *
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* 我们和解吧
我们和解吧 *
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案件1492B
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奥森政府控诉Frances Heck
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案件为没交图书馆服务费
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无视传唤并缺席
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Frances Heck 到了
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嗨 我出席了
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Heck夫人 本席建议你不要抗辩
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并支付180美元罚款
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这样案件就可以圆满解决了
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00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,257
好吧 听上去都很好
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00:16:43,356 --> 00:16:47,219
问题是
我们没有180块
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事情是这样的
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我这儿子非常喜欢看书
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00:16:51,592 --> 00:16:53,151
他把自己的借书证弄丢了以后
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00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:55,017
他用了我的去借书
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00:16:55,105 --> 00:16:57,039
后来他把其中一本不知道放哪了
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00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,060
他把书弄丢是不是很不负责任?
是的
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00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:02,201
但书是他唯一的朋友
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告诉他 Brick
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00:17:03,445 --> 00:17:05,241
那个 我现在也交了一些新朋友
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00:17:05,351 --> 00:17:06,661
他们没有邀请我一起玩耍
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00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:08,921
但我站在他们旁边
他们没有赶我走
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00:17:10,452 --> 00:17:13,662
重要的是 Brick毫无疑问
已经吸取了教训
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00:17:13,786 --> 00:17:15,120
Brick 你知错了吗?
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00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,713
哦 绝对知道了
445
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,066
而且我还知道了
下次如果我妈又被抓了
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我会记得告诉爸爸
447
00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,113
尊敬的法官大人 我们
现在做的真的有必要吗?
448
00:17:23,261 --> 00:17:24,973
我老婆被戴上手铐
449
00:17:25,083 --> 00:17:26,278
带到警局
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就为了一本图书馆里的书?
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00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:32,444
Heck先生 我审判送到我手上的案件
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00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:35,644
我并不是选我感兴趣的来判
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00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:38,530
不 很抱歉
但我老公说的对
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00:17:38,636 --> 00:17:41,596
你知道在Joe三明治店里发生的
全部入室抢劫案件吗?
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00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,892
外面有真正的罪案在发生
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00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,012
真正的罪案
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我们知道这本书怎么样了吗?
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00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:49,079
它没有在我们家里
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00:17:49,178 --> 00:17:50,201
它有可能是被偷了
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00:17:50,313 --> 00:17:53,745
但我的重点是
警察应该去关注真正的犯罪行动
461
00:17:53,851 --> 00:17:55,349
而不是去担心一本我们都不记得
462
00:17:55,425 --> 00:17:58,614
是写了些什么 给小孩子看的书
463
00:17:58,747 --> 00:18:01,052
这里写说它叫 "暴风雨之月"
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00:18:01,182 --> 00:18:03,381
14.99美元
出自书信之家
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00:18:03,511 --> 00:18:07,625
讲述了一个可笑的
关于帅哥流浪汉
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00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:13,237
唤醒寂寞师奶性欲望的故事
467
00:18:13,549 --> 00:18:18,463
Stormy从来没有想过
Lorenzo在翻修她的了望台时
468
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:22,251
也同时重燃了她的热情
469
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,053
好吧 我开张支票给你
470
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:27,785
你能不能等几个礼拜再入账?
471
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:31,210
下一个
472
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:40,566
再见总是伤感的
473
00:18:40,668 --> 00:18:43,740
我们只说 "回见" 如何?
474
00:18:43,852 --> 00:18:44,410
我不知道
475
00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:47,535
我一直是个"快乐的学渣"
476
00:18:53,895 --> 00:18:57,590
话说 我们从来没有真的聊过天
477
00:18:58,028 --> 00:19:00,646
是呀 我们真的没有这样做过 是吧?
478
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,171
没有
479
00:19:02,597 --> 00:19:03,912
确实没有
480
00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:06,763
但我有个惊喜给你
481
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,524
我给你画了点东西
482
00:19:08,855 --> 00:19:11,279
因为有时候
这比说来得容易
483
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:14,263
里面表达了所有我的感受
484
00:19:14,485 --> 00:19:15,678
真哒?
485
00:19:19,943 --> 00:19:22,494
噢 哇
486
00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:24,238
我知道你对艺术不是很有兴趣
487
00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:26,221
但我觉得我有把它表现出来
488
00:19:26,387 --> 00:19:28,124
这就是我们
489
00:19:28,354 --> 00:19:30,099
没错
490
00:19:30,192 --> 00:19:31,338
显然 你成功了
491
00:19:31,485 --> 00:19:32,685
完全就是我们
492
00:19:32,814 --> 00:19:34,067
你明白了吗?
493
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,663
我知道你能不能看懂
494
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,803
我当然明白
495
00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:40,044
全都画出来了...
全在这幅画里了
496
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:41,863
噢!
497
00:19:41,985 --> 00:19:43,058
哇
498
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,445
好了
499
00:19:50,548 --> 00:19:52,844
那么 快乐的学渣
500
00:19:53,189 --> 00:19:54,714
回见了
501
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:15,545
哦拜托
502
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,990
你又从图书馆里借书了?
503
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:19,481
事实上 是的
504
00:20:20,635 --> 00:20:22,508
我在Jasper County区
找到了另一本
505
00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,915
不得不说 当法官读那段简介时
506
00:20:24,996 --> 00:20:26,475
它引起了我的兴趣
507
00:20:26,557 --> 00:20:28,899
事实证明这本书
真的很引人入胜
508
00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:34,438
Lorenzo又要再次流浪了
509
00:20:34,598 --> 00:20:36,903
他会永远记得那段美丽奇妙邂逅
510
00:20:36,997 --> 00:20:38,149
这画什么意思?
511
00:20:38,215 --> 00:20:39,619
我是那条鱼还是王冠
512
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:40,901
那些绿色的是什么意思?
513
00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:42,109
绿色的这些究竟画的是什么玩意儿?
514
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,096
我对眼前的东西
完全无法理解
515
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:48,015
貌似你们应该趁她画这幅画的时间
来好好谈谈的
517
00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:56,782
她知道自己会
怀念那些偷来的香吻
518
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,902
会永远珍惜那些快乐
519
00:20:58,982 --> 00:21:01,110
他让她看到了自己的内心
520
00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:04,995
不幸的是 借来的东西总要归还
521
00:21:05,118 --> 00:21:08,424
而且结束时 总会有些代价要付出
522
00:21:08,537 --> 00:21:11,364
噢 天啊!
她跳下了悬崖
523
00:21:11,643 --> 00:21:14,194
出乎意料
524
00:21:15,499 --> 00:21:17,903
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