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翻译: 粒粒尘 小姨爱丁丁
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed.com
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毕业舞会大家都有舞伴 除了我
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我是唯一落单的
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Sue 我确信你不是唯一一个
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不 我是 这是事实
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我听说碧昂丝从未被邀请去参加舞会
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真的吗?
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我完全不知道这是不是真的
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当然 这是有可能的
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碧昂丝也不是生下来就这样
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她可能在高中也是古怪的
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"碧昂丝"这算哪门子的名字呀?
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是法语还是她父母随意编的?
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真希望我也会说法语
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鬼知道什么时候能用到
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不过 有些时候具备某些能力
还是挺好的
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哎呀天 你女儿正跟你掏心窝子呢
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好好听! 集中点!
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专心!
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这事我从未对任何人说过
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啊哦 她不说了
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快说话
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赌一把
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宝贝 我相信你会的
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谢谢你 妈
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天 我真是棒
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Axl 你六年级时
是Danner老师教英语么?
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老太太的手臂 轻微的小胡子?
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嗯 我记得她
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她不允许我们写正常的读书报告
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说我们应该有创新性
"超越课本思考"
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我讨厌这样
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如果他们想让我们脱离框框思考
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应该告诉我们具体该怎么做
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嗯 我记得这个作业
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我那次做得很出色
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那你会帮我咯?
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不 我只是告诉你我当时很厉害
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嘿 是谁帮你退掉了那些课程
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以保证你不会挂科严重到
要滚出大学的
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是谁允许自己忍受臭屁
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只为了一个莫须有的奖项允诺?
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有我这样的弟弟 真是你修来的
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所以 赶紧来帮帮兄弟
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Sue 我要和你谈谈
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请享用您的土豆
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哦 不
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我又放太多香葱了?
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不 不是香葱的事
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不过 关于香葱这事 放得越少越好
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不是和工作相关
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我要脱下经理助理的头衔
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我是以奥森高中同学
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以及男人的身份
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来问你的
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反正 我想邀请你作为毕业舞会的舞伴
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真的吗?
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太好了! 我可以去舞会了!
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哇哦!
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现在回去工作
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好
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"Oz医生秀"上说久坐
和吸烟一样危害健康
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所以Mike和我决定
把我们的屁股搬离沙发
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出来散步
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或许我们不会死于久坐了
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但却很有可能死于无聊
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但正在此时遇到了件很好的事
应该是 很好的人
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应该是 人们
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我是说 我们碰见了其他人
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嘿! 我是Keats老师班上的Vicki
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还记得我们在家长会上坐同桌吗
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嗯 非常感谢你在我睡着时叫醒我
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不用客气
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这是我丈夫 Mike
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很高兴见到你
这是我丈夫 Dale
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嘿 我是Dale
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我们去了我妹妹家
什么都不会用
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18个遥控器 我们也开不了电视
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就好像那屋子比我们还要聪明
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有那么一刻
我甚至听到烤箱在嘲笑我
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- 你在奥森采石场工作?
- 嗯
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那是怎样的?
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你看过"摩登原始人"吗?
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和那差不多
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只除了不用在日落时分
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顺着恐龙尾巴滑下来
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那真可惜
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是啊
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我也不想令你失望
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我们到了
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- 真开心啊 伙计们
- 嗯 下次再约
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- 好 好
- 嗯
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- 很好
- 保重
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再见!
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这也太可悲了
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什么意思? 我觉得挺好
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嗯 当然了 Mike
你根本没有跟我讲话
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你自己跟Dale也聊得很开心
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就像你的独角戏一样
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就是说啊 我很可爱 诙谐聪明
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我从没这么有活力过
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你呢?
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你向Vicki展示了你的魅力
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呃
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是的 你话多了 还会笑了
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你没明白吗?
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这散步证明了我们
可以是迷人且有趣的
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但我们不应该只把这一面呈现给别人
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我们应该也对彼此这样
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我们试试
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让我们成为彼此眼里有趣的人
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现在?
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不 我现在好累
但是明天可以好好试一下
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我还是不知道我们在干嘛
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相信我 肯定很厉害
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从你读的第一本书开始
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一路贯穿到你读的最后一本书
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这是读书的生涯之旅
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然后像多米诺骨牌一样推倒它 拍下来
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在课堂上展示
"嘣!" 他们肯定惊呆
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必须得A
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但这和"老人与海"一点关系也没
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你看吧? 这就是你的问题 Brick
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你是个严谨的思想者
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这就是最终我会征服世界的原因
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所有那些巨有钱的家伙
史蒂夫·乔布斯...
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其他那些人...
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他们都是具有创新思维的人
敢于冒险
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我没把握 Axl
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行 那行
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你继续
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打扮成书里的一个人物
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像其他所有小孩一样
做一个超烂的讲演
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你想要什么 Brick?
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你是要走安全路线
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还是要做一个开创者
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一个开路的人 一个挑战规则的人?
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我愿意
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那就快交出你的启蒙图书
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让我们改变这个世界!
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耶!
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惊喜吧!
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我来带你去舞会!
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什么?
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我妈和你妈聊天了
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她说起没人邀请你去舞会
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说这有多离谱
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我妈就说"你如果你能带她去就好了"
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我就说"你开什么玩笑?"
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"我愿意为Susie Q做任何事!"
你就是家人
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哦! 哇哦 Sean
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这真是太好了!
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其实 好玩的是...
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嗯 我的车坏了两次
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在从Notre Dame来此的路上
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但我把它修好了
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我请教授调整了大测验的时间
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也赶不上拍兄弟会的照片了
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但我说"我不在乎"
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"我要带Sue去参加舞会"
所以我来了
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太好了!
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- 嘢!
- 耶!
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开心!
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所以Sue从没有舞伴变成了有俩舞伴
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这是她这辈子从来没想过
会发生在她身上的问题
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但既然Sean费了那么大力
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Sue知道自己得做正确的事
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踢开Edwin
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好 你穿什么颜色?
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绿色和深橙色
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不 傻瓜 舞会
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因为我想搭一个相配的腰带
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呃...
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我要穿我的舞鞋
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我能把为舞会准备的爵士鞋
放你包里吗?
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Brad 你在说什么?
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舞会啊 不是一直说
如果我们都没有舞伴
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我们就作为彼此的舞伴
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我很高兴有你
不然 我要难受死
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我们一起去哦?
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必须的!
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嘿 我有没有告诉你诊所买了
新的扶轮唾液喷射器?
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嗯
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不过还是有很多口水
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得准备报税交钱了
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嗯
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一年年账单越来越快了
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是啊
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他们不在这 Frankie
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我好为难
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Brad是个超好的朋友
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他一直陪伴着我 而且是他帮我化妆
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但Sean从Notre Dame一路开过来
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只为了带我去舞会
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你觉得我该怎么办?
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哦 哈哈 很好玩啊 Axl
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这是个很严肃的问题
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关乎到许多人的感受
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你这不是在帮我的态度!
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啊哈!
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你 我 舞会
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七点来接我 要露腿哦
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你...什么...
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不不不 但...我我
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啊
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嗯 好吧
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你知道吗?
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或许我们已经说完
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所有想对对方说的话
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你想展现 我想展现
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或许只是没什么好展现
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这就是我们不该离开沙发的原因
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让电视台展现他们的魅力就好
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嗯 现在是有趣
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但等孩子们离开了
只会剩下我和你
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我们没话可聊
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只剩两个老人彼此互瞪
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我们不会孤独的
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Brick会在这 弄乱我们要吃的药
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我是说 如果我们想要过上
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有趣的生活
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我们得把其他人带进来
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知道我们该干嘛吗?
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我知道这不是你喜欢的
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但我觉得我们该办一个晚宴
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要知道我们以前
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每年都会举办亡兵纪念日烧烤会
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记得我们把啤酒桶放在门廊上吗?
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我们以前是有趣的
有社交能力的人 Mike
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我看过那些照片
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跟你聊天很无聊
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就是 我也很讨厌和你聊天
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好 有什么的?
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那就做呗
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我爱书本
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还记得"拍拍小兔子"么?
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能感受到那只兔子
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哦
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嘿 Darrin
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嘿 Sue
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- 别别别别别! 不不不!
- 不 等下!
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不!!
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哎呀
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抱歉
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嘿 又是我
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哦 嘿
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这里是Heck家洗衣服的地方哈?
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是啊 这儿是魔力之地
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我看到过干净衣服
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但没人能看到幕后
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只有少许人有此特权
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听着 我在想
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有时候 人们不都会有
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毕业舞会的舞伴
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我也不知道你有没有
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但如果你没有 而你又想去 我在
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如果你愿意 我可以带你去
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你是在开玩笑么现在?!
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不 不过如果你不愿意...
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不不不不不不
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我愿意 愿意 愿意
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我非常 非常愿意
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只是有些事需要处理下
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但 愿意 我的答复是愿意
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嘿! Sue!
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期待下周六不?
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我正要去取你的襟花呢
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希望你喜欢栀子花
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其实 Sean 关于舞会...
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我很感激你邀请我
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你让我太感动了
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而且和你一起去肯定会很棒
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可另外还有四个人邀我去舞会
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所以很不幸 我不能和你一起去了
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哦 哇哦
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你邀请我的时候还没四个
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当时只有一个
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可在我拒绝的人当中
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你绝对是我最喜欢的
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好的 没事 没关系
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我... 我就 ...
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那我就回学校吧
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得开六个小时的车
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我肯定赶不上兄弟会合照了
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可明年总还有机会的
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非常感谢你能理解 Sean
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我真的 真的很抱歉
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没关系啦
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什么?!
Sue 你不能这样!
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你知道要是别人
我肯定不会的 可这是Darrin
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你知道我很喜欢Darrin
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Sue 你答应了的
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和粗脖金发帅哥的风流韵事
总会来了又去
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可朋友间的友谊是一辈子的事
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我知道 如果是其他任何人
我肯定不会爽约
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要是你加拿大的女朋友突然可以去了
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她叫Arena还是Ariel来着
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Arena 绝对是Arena
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有这个名字的
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如果她突然可以去了
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你知道我会让你和她一起去的
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这就是咱们的友谊
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最弥足珍贵的地方
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我们总是为对方好
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好吧
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- 你和Darrin去吧
- 太棒了!
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谢谢 谢谢 谢谢你!
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女士 我哥说他不能带你去舞会了
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他进了少管所
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什么? 他犯什么事了?
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你少管闲事!
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嘿 Edwin
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呃 关于舞会 ...
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省省吧 我都知道了
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你以为我没听说你和Brad
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那个卖热狗的冒险男的事?
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什么?
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美食广场那边都传开了
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他只是个站柜台的 而我是管理层
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这么高大上的机会你自己毁了
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你以为我就不会
找果汁店的Kathy吗
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她的缩胃手术一旦见效 肯定美翻了
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我本来想告诉你
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我们下个月的特菜单的
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如今你只能等到时候
和其他人一起知道了
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好可怜
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耶!
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我怎么不知道你回来了
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我是为帮我妈忙
准备带Sue去舞会的
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其实我也挺乐意的
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可另外还有四个人约了她
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你确定吗? 因为...
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是啊 是她自己说的...
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四个人
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不过我没事啦 没什么
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我就微笑面对好了
反正对什么事我都是微笑面对
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嘿 Sue 我是Darrin
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我想跟你说舞会的事
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我邀请你的时候
不知道还有那么多人也约了你
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我只是出于好心
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你可以不用考虑我了
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你已经有那么多选择了
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事实上 我也根本不想去
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我不在乎什么舞会
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我以前去过
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我也说了 我只是出于好心
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我是Darrin
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要和你一起
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去舞会的倒霉鬼是谁呀?
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没有人
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我自己带自己去舞会
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就像红粉佳人里的
Molly Ringwald一样
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这是80年代很重要的一部电影
关于接受自我的
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你不是和Darrin一起去的吗
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是啊
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他一定是后来不想去了
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那什么
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我去舞会了
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帮我照张相吧?
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谢谢
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我知道我还小
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可刚才那一幕
是我此生见过最悲催的了
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是啊
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哎!
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那啥 得了!
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我们得在妈妈
愚蠢的晚餐聚会前弄完
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- 是啊
- 准备好了吗?
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- 准备好了
- 开始吧!
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好的
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很好!
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很好 很好!
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啊!
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屌爆了 我真是个天才!
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太好了!
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太好了!
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额滴神啊!
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很好 很好!
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哦 哦哦哦!
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额滴神啊 吾乃天才也!
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"这是一位在小船上独自钓鱼的老人"
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你被吸引了吗?
(hook亦有鱼钩意)
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停!
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我们成功了!
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太棒了!
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- 哦哦!
- 太谢谢你了!
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我从没去过 听说很不错
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是啊 我讨厌圣达非（美国地名）
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- 什么?
- 是啊 到处都是土坯房
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感觉整座城都是用泥巴搭起来的
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别听他的 他才不讨厌圣达非
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你没法讨厌整个城市啊
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这个嘛...
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真人真事
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有次我跟Bill提议去
新墨西哥(美国州名)度假
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{\a7}墨西哥为北美洲一国家
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他说不要 因为他不想出国
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我虽不聪明 可我够性感
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你要想找聪明的我可以给你介绍
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- Frankie 看上去都好美味!
- 是啊
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- 谢谢夸奖
- 开吃 开吃!(意大利语)
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去年夏天我们去了意大利
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他到那就学会两个单词
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"开吃"和"我们买不起"
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我们去年也去了意大利!
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真的吗?
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- 我们坐了游轮庆祝周年纪念
- 没错
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是吗 你们都去了哪些地方?
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我们去了托斯卡纳区
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哪里?
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- 什么东西?
- 就跟绕口令一样
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有时你可以到泥潭里去...
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就跟泥巴浴一样
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整个身体都像戴上了面具
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你今天都干了些啥?
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嘿 Sue
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你一个人来的?
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是啊
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我也是
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学校舞会上
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总有某个Heck家的
可怜虫落得和怪咖Ahsley一起
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我把视频传到电脑上了
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准备好见证奇迹了吗?!
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- 尽管招呼
- 好嘞!
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咱们开干吧!
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开始啦!
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额滴神啊 成功了
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额滴神啊 吾乃天才也
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Brick 碰上我这么个哥哥
真是你的福气
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这是一位在小船上独自钓鱼的老人
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你着迷了吗
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停!
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分数在高中才变得重要
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你干嘛呢?
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没干嘛 拿点咖啡
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你进来做什么?
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不知道 来看看你在做什么
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我们总有一个人要在那
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为什么 在那我们也只和对方说话
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我们已经达成共识
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咱俩之间没啥好说的
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再说 他们根本不知道我们离开了
448
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我们还是回去试着融入进去吧?
449
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听上去怪麻烦的
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我们干脆别费事努力了
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直接滑进坟墓得了
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- 难以置信!
- 你听到了吗?
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干嘛要说你讨厌圣达菲?
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万一他们有谁是圣达菲的呢?!
455
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是又怎么样?
456
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你为什么总担心别人怎么想?
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你说话总不过脑子
搞得大家都很尴尬!
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你是害怕尴尬呀?
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你知道自己笑得有多大声吗?
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你笑声太大 连别人说什么都听不到
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- 你现在是告诉我怎么笑?
- 是啊
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我都没告诉你该怎么吃东西...
463
00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:01,739
你嚼东西的时候
牙齿磕得那叫一个响!
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有时 只需看到别人境况更糟
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你就能对自己释怀了
466
00:18:07,409 --> 00:18:10,077
家家都有难念的经啊
467
00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:13,792
更妙的是
这让我们之间有了话题
468
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,298
他居然那样和她说话 你能相信吗?
469
00:18:16,402 --> 00:18:18,041
- 哦哦
- 以前完全不知道啊
470
00:18:18,191 --> 00:18:20,717
你看他们家房子什么的
貌似一切都完美无缺
471
00:18:20,812 --> 00:18:22,188
可是真相啊
472
00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,015
你永远无法料知的真相啊
473
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:26,835
其实也说得通
你看她控制欲那么强
474
00:18:26,921 --> 00:18:28,612
当然是找他那样的
475
00:18:28,705 --> 00:18:30,147
而且他经常不在家
476
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:34,046
- 会让人觉得可疑
- 确实可疑
477
00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:35,829
你听到他们走时
她跟他说什么了吗?
478
00:18:36,003 --> 00:18:37,672
别告诉我 先攒着
479
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,586
我们明天去散步的时候你再说
480
00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:44,448
多米诺书结束了吗?
481
00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:45,592
我是不是错过了?
482
00:18:45,678 --> 00:18:46,826
是啊 你错过了
483
00:18:46,942 --> 00:18:48,252
随便吧 Darrin
484
00:18:48,442 --> 00:18:50,212
嘿 你怎么回事?
485
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,445
我怎么回事
486
00:18:51,570 --> 00:18:52,934
我不想看见你那张臭脸
487
00:18:53,013 --> 00:18:54,217
就这么回事
488
00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:56,758
你怎么那样说别人的脸
489
00:18:56,854 --> 00:18:58,059
我的脸怎么得罪你了?
490
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,035
你跟我妹妹说要带她去舞会
491
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:02,746
却在最后关头放她鸽子?
492
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,475
这是哪里的话?
493
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:05,948
不是有很多人约她吗
494
00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:07,309
没有了 Darrin
495
00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:09,828
她一个人去的 本来想和你一起去的
496
00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:11,799
干得漂亮
497
00:19:12,161 --> 00:19:13,973
她根本不喜欢我好伐
498
00:19:14,097 --> 00:19:15,774
我的天 你是白痴啊?
499
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:18,604
你每次来她都眼睛放亮
500
00:19:18,711 --> 00:19:20,767
跟个白痴一样傻笑 你没看到吗?
501
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:22,928
尽管她那样恶心得让我想吐
502
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:25,818
可她不知怎么 还是很喜欢你
503
00:19:25,952 --> 00:19:27,892
你真的伤着她了 简直是可恶
504
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,277
不许有人伤害我妹妹
505
00:19:30,727 --> 00:19:31,946
我完全不知情
506
00:19:43,294 --> 00:19:44,972
再来一首慢歌
507
00:19:45,065 --> 00:19:47,665
各自搂紧自己的爱人吧
508
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:51,356
那什么 Ashley?
509
00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:52,969
我有点累了
510
00:19:53,055 --> 00:19:55,767
而且不是很尽兴
511
00:19:55,870 --> 00:19:57,962
不是你的问题啦 是我自己
512
00:19:58,182 --> 00:20:00,167
我还是回家好了
513
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,893
514
00:20:08,189 --> 00:20:10,896
515
00:20:10,975 --> 00:20:15,080
516
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:20,465
517
00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:24,588
Sue!
518
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,096
Darrin?
519
00:20:27,531 --> 00:20:29,953
520
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,795
521
00:20:31,871 --> 00:20:32,955
嗨
522
00:20:33,147 --> 00:20:34,464
你怎么来了?
523
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,397
我来带你去舞会
524
00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:38,841
可我收到你的留言了
525
00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:40,812
你不是不在乎舞会吗
526
00:20:40,894 --> 00:20:42,729
我是不在乎 我只在乎你
527
00:20:44,198 --> 00:20:45,580
我知道咱俩上次没有结果
528
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:46,600
你叫我把你忘了
529
00:20:46,681 --> 00:20:48,359
可是 Sue 我做不到
530
00:20:48,451 --> 00:20:49,804
我每时每刻都在想你
531
00:20:49,907 --> 00:20:50,968
每天早上起来 我会想
532
00:20:51,056 --> 00:20:52,753
"好的 今天我不去想Sue"
533
00:20:52,870 --> 00:20:55,379
可越是那样我越想你...
534
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,008
管他呢
535
00:20:59,181 --> 00:21:03,220
536
00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:10,105
537
00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:15,852
538
00:21:17,312 --> 00:21:23,072
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