1 00:00:00,864 --> 00:00:03,115 -=伊甸园美剧论坛 http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- 荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径 2 00:00:03,357 --> 00:00:06,455 -=YTET-伊甸园字幕组-歆组=- 翻译: 粒粒尘 C_cccrystal 小姨爱丁丁 校对: 浅草懿声 时间轴: Addic7ed.com 720P iTunes:wss0427 3 00:00:06,557 --> 00:00:09,455 左右不逢源 第五季 第18集 4 00:00:12,174 --> 00:00:13,547 Mike 你闻这个 5 00:00:13,637 --> 00:00:14,821 我才不闻 6 00:00:14,943 --> 00:00:16,312 这儿我都查过了 7 00:00:16,401 --> 00:00:18,879 臭气肯定不是来自冰箱 8 00:00:19,022 --> 00:00:21,011 Brick 你查过你背包了吗? 9 00:00:21,086 --> 00:00:23,511 确定没遗留了去年的 酸奶之类的在里面? 10 00:00:23,666 --> 00:00:25,196 不会 我的背包丢了 11 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:26,405 什么? 12 00:00:26,528 --> 00:00:27,913 你上次背它去哪儿了? 13 00:00:28,076 --> 00:00:30,356 那导致了它丢失 妈 14 00:00:30,453 --> 00:00:31,856 那你怎么做家庭作业? 15 00:00:31,978 --> 00:00:33,098 这不是家庭作业 16 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:35,293 我在写下我喜爱的颜色 17 00:00:35,384 --> 00:00:37,002 不知道是否因为在老去 18 00:00:37,099 --> 00:00:39,880 但我非常喜欢玉黍螺 19 00:00:40,292 --> 00:00:41,839 玉黍螺 20 00:00:43,348 --> 00:00:44,860 我感觉夜里味道更浓郁 21 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:46,701 是吗? 我觉得起床时更浓郁 22 00:00:46,801 --> 00:00:49,999 不像是食物的味道 可能是霉味 23 00:00:50,046 --> 00:00:53,500 不 更像是混合了 婴儿的唾液和腐肉的味道 24 00:00:55,113 --> 00:00:56,209 还记得以前我们约会时 25 00:00:56,310 --> 00:00:57,512 聊些什么话题吗? 26 00:00:57,603 --> 00:00:58,386 嗯 27 00:01:02,758 --> 00:01:03,592 Mike 怎么... 28 00:01:03,735 --> 00:01:05,047 哇哦 29 00:01:05,206 --> 00:01:06,969 我们正在排查 30 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,373 怎么戴着口哨? 31 00:01:08,457 --> 00:01:10,614 是啊! 我在训练Nicole的足球队 32 00:01:10,693 --> 00:01:12,231 正准备去训练... 路过你这 33 00:01:12,317 --> 00:01:13,926 来借球用打气筒 34 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:15,014 啊... 35 00:01:15,371 --> 00:01:16,212 哦 36 00:01:16,351 --> 00:01:18,407 真好运 我们不太扔东西 37 00:01:18,552 --> 00:01:19,849 - 谢了 - 嗯 38 00:01:19,934 --> 00:01:20,953 说起来有点离谱 39 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:23,162 但我很需要个助理教练 40 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,901 我知道你以前做过教练 41 00:01:24,993 --> 00:01:26,179 你看... Axl小的时候 42 00:01:26,288 --> 00:01:28,130 嗯 背对背城市杯棒球冠军赛 43 00:01:28,233 --> 00:01:29,664 但我退休了 44 00:01:29,754 --> 00:01:31,343 拜托! 很好玩! 45 00:01:31,456 --> 00:01:33,574 可以出去消遣 是吧? 呼吸新鲜空气 46 00:01:33,673 --> 00:01:35,120 训练结束甚至可以喝一杯 47 00:01:35,327 --> 00:01:36,910 我现在不太喝了 48 00:01:37,006 --> 00:01:38,793 球队还在吸纳新成员 49 00:01:38,871 --> 00:01:40,086 帮助填满名单 50 00:01:40,179 --> 00:01:42,171 不知道Sue是否有兴趣加入 51 00:01:42,267 --> 00:01:45,020 - 或许她也可以参赛 - 啊啊啊啊啊! 52 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:46,944 我非常乐意加入球队 53 00:01:47,054 --> 00:01:48,675 我没有足球装备 54 00:01:48,761 --> 00:01:50,915 但我有打排球的运动短裤 55 00:01:51,033 --> 00:01:53,170 曲棍球选拔赛的防滑鞋 56 00:01:53,270 --> 00:01:54,225 网球腕带 57 00:01:54,308 --> 00:01:56,578 如果天气变冷 还有摔跤拉拉队的运动服 58 00:01:57,256 --> 00:01:58,848 看来你找着你的助理教练了 59 00:01:59,016 --> 00:02:00,162 好的 60 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:04,914 你不去女生联谊会 就是因为这幅画? 61 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:05,881 不 我不能去聚会 62 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,516 是因为我可能有女朋友 63 00:02:07,603 --> 00:02:09,055 哦 你可能有女朋友 所以你不能去聚会 64 00:02:09,148 --> 00:02:10,850 因为你不想骗那个 65 00:02:10,947 --> 00:02:12,969 - 还不确定是不是女友的女生 - 正解 66 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,604 答案在这幅画中? 67 00:02:14,700 --> 00:02:16,457 我不知道 可能 但是... 68 00:02:16,989 --> 00:02:18,518 我们一直在一起 69 00:02:18,615 --> 00:02:20,318 之后她给我这幅画 跟我说答案全在其中 70 00:02:20,406 --> 00:02:21,574 就这样了 71 00:02:21,698 --> 00:02:23,766 你怎么不打给Cassidy 直接问这是什么意思? 72 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,679 嗯 是啊 73 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:29,283 {\a6}白痴 那个是达芬奇画的= = 74 00:02:25,775 --> 00:02:27,112 你也不会打给米开朗基罗 75 00:02:27,192 --> 00:02:29,283 说你看不懂"默哀丽莎" 76 00:02:29,405 --> 00:02:31,374 亲 那是"蒙娜丽莎" 77 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:33,686 "蒙娜"? 那都不是个词 78 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:35,240 艺术我不懂 79 00:02:35,337 --> 00:02:37,393 我也有很多不懂的 80 00:02:37,475 --> 00:02:38,721 如果我想要搞懂 81 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:40,946 我就让自己参加今晚的女生联谊会 82 00:02:41,041 --> 00:02:42,310 你到底跟不跟我去? 83 00:02:42,388 --> 00:02:44,345 你听没听我说话? 我不知道 84 00:02:44,426 --> 00:02:46,902 除非这条鱼或这个蓝脸家伙知道 85 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,399 我得弄明白 86 00:02:48,474 --> 00:02:51,222 你最好十点前弄明白 小伙 不然我带Kenny去了 87 00:02:51,576 --> 00:02:53,393 Kenny 你今晚愿意当我的泡妞搭子吗? 88 00:02:53,556 --> 00:02:55,231 看到不? Kenny很投入 89 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:57,066 你有竞争对手了 90 00:02:59,417 --> 00:03:01,072 到圆锥体那 射门! 91 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:02,691 好! 很棒! 92 00:03:02,769 --> 00:03:03,930 就这么做 姑娘们 93 00:03:04,144 --> 00:03:05,311 今天就这样 94 00:03:07,561 --> 00:03:09,585 队伍挺不错的吧? 还真有点天分 95 00:03:09,728 --> 00:03:11,389 嗯 这支球队不错哈? 96 00:03:11,476 --> 00:03:13,410 你肯定不信 97 00:03:13,510 --> 00:03:15,074 但我老板来电 98 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,975 他让我下月加入审计小组 99 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:20,020 他要我夜晚和周末加班 100 00:03:20,113 --> 00:03:21,027 我很不高兴 101 00:03:21,147 --> 00:03:23,470 但是希望我能赶得上季后赛 102 00:03:24,608 --> 00:03:25,804 等等 什么? 103 00:03:25,887 --> 00:03:27,028 唯一能让我安慰的是 104 00:03:27,126 --> 00:03:30,359 我把这支球队交给了值得信赖的人 105 00:03:31,731 --> 00:03:32,603 擦 106 00:03:32,674 --> 00:03:33,818 我去接个电话 107 00:03:34,122 --> 00:03:36,371 谢了 非常感谢 108 00:03:36,472 --> 00:03:37,309 什-- 109 00:03:37,409 --> 00:03:38,392 哎呀天 110 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,114 哪儿都找不到我的耳环 111 00:03:40,203 --> 00:03:42,119 肯定是踢球时丢了 112 00:03:42,209 --> 00:03:43,131 我必须找到它 113 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,996 这是我男友送我的耳环 114 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:49,079 作为...我们...约会六周的纪念! 115 00:03:49,259 --> 00:03:50,327 好 好的 116 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:51,923 别担心 小事一桩 117 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,753 什么?! 这不是小事! 118 00:03:53,961 --> 00:03:56,280 它是这样的 119 00:03:56,955 --> 00:03:58,097 好的 120 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:00,242 这么大的球场上的一个小耳环 121 00:04:00,321 --> 00:04:01,517 能有多难找? 122 00:04:01,613 --> 00:04:02,524 老爸! 123 00:04:02,652 --> 00:04:04,171 这是她男友送的 124 00:04:04,253 --> 00:04:07,181 是约会六周的纪念物! 125 00:04:10,236 --> 00:04:12,194 啊哟 126 00:04:13,157 --> 00:04:13,895 好 127 00:04:14,107 --> 00:04:15,316 不是地下室 128 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,636 不过 要是你好奇 129 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,677 蝙蝠妈妈在照看小蝙蝠 130 00:04:18,971 --> 00:04:20,228 所以... 131 00:04:20,314 --> 00:04:22,683 我想我们还是集中精力在屋内找 132 00:04:22,773 --> 00:04:23,795 总不会难过 133 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,598 在球场上找耳环吧 134 00:04:25,707 --> 00:04:28,072 好 我已经锁定这三间房 135 00:04:28,152 --> 00:04:29,586 Mike 你负责客厅 136 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,573 我负责厨房 Sue 你负责餐厅 137 00:04:32,190 --> 00:04:34,893 我们能找到的 是不? 138 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:37,006 我知道这很让人厌恶 但用你们的鼻子 139 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,162 用力去闻 140 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,753 或许我们该搬走 141 00:04:40,091 --> 00:04:41,075 我们付得起的地方 142 00:04:41,232 --> 00:04:43,181 可能都比这里要难闻 143 00:04:55,038 --> 00:04:56,666 - 哦! - 欧! - 哦吼! 144 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:58,286 找到了 145 00:05:08,502 --> 00:05:09,954 嘿 Axl 干嘛? 146 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,667 你们是女孩是吧? 147 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,650 愿意帮我出出主意吗? 148 00:05:13,906 --> 00:05:15,655 当然 快进来 149 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,829 哦! 很美 150 00:05:18,898 --> 00:05:19,910 是你画的? 151 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:21,267 不 我女友画的 152 00:05:21,414 --> 00:05:23,032 我的准女友 153 00:05:23,106 --> 00:05:25,503 我在高中时约会了这姑娘 Cassidy 154 00:05:25,589 --> 00:05:27,404 她是最好的女孩 155 00:05:27,517 --> 00:05:30,009 在我真心爱过什么的女孩中 156 00:05:30,099 --> 00:05:31,090 - 哇哦! - 哇哦! - 哇哦! - 哇哦! 157 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,790 嗯 不过... 158 00:05:32,878 --> 00:05:34,873 上周春假时我们好像复合了 159 00:05:34,966 --> 00:05:36,277 感觉很棒 但整周 我在琢磨 160 00:05:36,359 --> 00:05:37,983 "这是正经复合吗?" 161 00:05:38,075 --> 00:05:39,819 但我们都没说起 她给了我这个 162 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,234 说这幅画可以解释 163 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:42,709 但我完全看不懂 164 00:05:42,804 --> 00:05:44,980 你们要帮帮我 因为我真没办法了 165 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,263 我到底和这女孩复合没? 166 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,351 看 那是女孩 那边可能是个男孩 167 00:05:49,448 --> 00:05:51,760 看到他们都缠绕在同一棵树上吗? 168 00:05:51,877 --> 00:05:53,532 你们肯定是复合了 169 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,869 不 他们都没有面对面 170 00:05:56,011 --> 00:05:57,415 我觉得应该是结束了 171 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,753 我曾经用了一个雕塑 172 00:05:58,842 --> 00:05:59,845 和我男友分手 173 00:05:59,937 --> 00:06:00,889 他看明白了吗? 174 00:06:00,976 --> 00:06:03,262 我直接砸向他的 我确定他应该能明白 175 00:06:03,349 --> 00:06:04,346 - 不知道 - 我觉得他们玩完了 176 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,254 有人注意到鸟上的蜘蛛了吗? 好诡异 177 00:06:06,335 --> 00:06:07,583 看她的面部表情 178 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,726 我觉得她喜欢鱼... 179 00:06:08,807 --> 00:06:09,730 她应该在想未来 180 00:06:09,825 --> 00:06:11,549 那是纸杯蛋糕吗? 181 00:06:13,742 --> 00:06:16,420 好的 半场休息 过来集合 182 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,282 你们什么情况? 183 00:06:21,544 --> 00:06:22,992 球一点都没动起来 184 00:06:23,073 --> 00:06:24,457 April 你为什么不把球传给Sydney? 185 00:06:24,553 --> 00:06:25,888 她知道为什么 186 00:06:26,051 --> 00:06:27,808 "她知道为什么"什么意思? 187 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:30,050 哎呀天! 你俩俩月前就分手了! 188 00:06:30,194 --> 00:06:31,972 再说 是他约的我 189 00:06:32,055 --> 00:06:33,285 那你也没必要答应他! 190 00:06:33,368 --> 00:06:35,191 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 大家都冷静点 191 00:06:35,276 --> 00:06:37,266 这些都与足球无关 192 00:06:37,343 --> 00:06:39,185 我们谈论的是下半场要怎么做 193 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,275 现在 我想要前锋... 194 00:06:41,976 --> 00:06:43,484 为什么你们全都在用手机? 195 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:45,519 我们正在讨论比赛 196 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:48,218 哦 我也是 我正在网上发布比分 197 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,220 我告诉你比分 8比0 198 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,469 我们被对手压制得动弹不得 199 00:06:51,722 --> 00:06:52,577 Haley 什么事 200 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,024 我能去洗手间吗? 201 00:06:54,356 --> 00:06:56,769 当然可以 202 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,203 嘿 不许全都去 203 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:02,773 我们还要比赛呢 204 00:07:02,919 --> 00:07:04,163 他怎么了? 205 00:07:04,229 --> 00:07:05,621 天哪 放松 伙计 206 00:07:05,817 --> 00:07:07,650 是啊 疯裤子教练怎么了? 207 00:07:08,504 --> 00:07:10,966 爸爸 事实上今天你没那么古怪 208 00:07:11,062 --> 00:07:12,393 你做得很好 209 00:07:12,497 --> 00:07:14,549 我只是想和其他的女孩子套近乎 210 00:07:14,661 --> 00:07:16,911 所以 如果你听见我说了什么 关于新教练的话 211 00:07:17,024 --> 00:07:19,431 千万别当真 212 00:07:19,537 --> 00:07:20,925 等等 你说了什么? 213 00:07:21,097 --> 00:07:22,326 不知道 太多了 214 00:07:22,457 --> 00:07:24,741 比如 教练从来不笑 教练穿太多法兰绒外套 215 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,244 我认为他喝酒 216 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,310 没事的 她们现在不说了 217 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:40,365 Brick 你不用对身上有味这事 感到不好意思 218 00:07:40,463 --> 00:07:41,930 那只是证明 你的荷尔蒙开始分泌 219 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,692 你的身体正在发生改变 220 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,851 是的 最近我穿灯芯绒裤子的时候 我注意到 221 00:07:45,929 --> 00:07:47,848 不需要说的太仔细 222 00:07:47,997 --> 00:07:51,633 我知道你最近开始对女孩子感兴趣了 223 00:07:51,776 --> 00:07:53,904 如果你想得到回应 224 00:07:54,004 --> 00:07:56,067 你就得努力 225 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:57,624 就像你和爸爸那样? 226 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,772 像我和你爸爸过去那样 227 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:02,535 我想 你还是应该自己尽兴比较好 228 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:06,366 我要走了 你在这儿选个 自己想要的味道 229 00:08:06,462 --> 00:08:10,181 除臭剂 沐浴露 古龙香水 喷雾 230 00:08:10,306 --> 00:08:12,574 随便买 我付账 231 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:17,759 噢 检查下配方 别买纯天然配方的 232 00:08:17,842 --> 00:08:19,521 咱只买得起加了化学剂的 233 00:08:20,942 --> 00:08:22,787 夏日清新香体剂怎么样? 234 00:08:22,881 --> 00:08:24,196 Brick 看错边了 235 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:25,822 别看那些粉色和紫色的 236 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:27,576 你得看红色 黑色或者灰色的 237 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:28,972 带条纹的 238 00:08:31,540 --> 00:08:32,631 有人在吗? 239 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,877 嘿 Axl 有时间吗? 240 00:08:34,984 --> 00:08:36,777 当然 进来吧 241 00:08:37,619 --> 00:08:40,669 我刚才在想你和那幅油画 242 00:08:40,758 --> 00:08:42,458 你肯定很迷惑吧 243 00:08:42,538 --> 00:08:45,248 为什么你喜欢一个女孩 她却不喜欢你 244 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:49,391 我不知道你对这些事情这么敏感 245 00:08:49,491 --> 00:08:52,638 说实话 我之前觉得你只是 住在走廊另一边的白痴而已 246 00:08:52,728 --> 00:08:53,779 但你不是 247 00:08:53,931 --> 00:08:56,367 此刻我对你又有了全新的认识 248 00:08:56,580 --> 00:08:59,076 不管怎样 我对你深表同情 249 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:02,630 我觉得我应该做些小饼干来安慰下你 250 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,003 谢谢 251 00:09:05,102 --> 00:09:07,898 等下我要去图书馆 你想来吗 252 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,439 噢 253 00:09:14,195 --> 00:09:15,448 Brick 你在做什么? 254 00:09:15,728 --> 00:09:17,210 我决定不了 255 00:09:17,394 --> 00:09:20,220 我到底是想闻起来像个马球运动员 还是帆船运动员 256 00:09:20,321 --> 00:09:21,790 我不想让女孩们以为我是运动员 257 00:09:21,906 --> 00:09:23,177 但是 如果我问起来像个船东 258 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:24,620 她们可能会以为我是个势利小人 259 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,525 说实话 如果是我 这两个我都不会选 260 00:09:26,924 --> 00:09:28,943 好吧 你想太多了 261 00:09:29,043 --> 00:09:31,274 挑些闻上去还不错的 我们就可以走了 262 00:09:31,345 --> 00:09:32,895 我要买些空气清新剂 263 00:09:33,019 --> 00:09:35,599 等我回来的时候 我希望你已经选好了 264 00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:39,624 哦 喷到嘴里去了 265 00:09:40,671 --> 00:09:43,574 好吧 我想你还不能自己挑选 266 00:09:45,345 --> 00:09:46,559 记住 防守队员喜欢使用假动作 267 00:09:46,651 --> 00:09:48,717 所以别害怕把球传到禁区附近 268 00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:50,416 这样甚至可以让对方露防守空当 269 00:09:50,553 --> 00:09:52,025 现在 最后一件事 270 00:09:52,104 --> 00:09:54,032 之前我说过 我要没收所有手机 271 00:09:54,159 --> 00:09:55,807 现在都交上来吧 272 00:09:56,486 --> 00:09:57,361 快点 273 00:09:57,469 --> 00:09:59,427 都交上来 Nikki 交上来吧 274 00:10:00,783 --> 00:10:01,906 我刚发信息给你了 275 00:10:02,027 --> 00:10:03,306 我得看我的手机 276 00:10:03,380 --> 00:10:04,842 不行 我们还得比赛呢 277 00:10:05,002 --> 00:10:07,232 好了 大家伸出手来 加油鼓气 278 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:09,717 Haley 你去哪里? 279 00:10:09,811 --> 00:10:11,292 我不想站在Jordan旁边 280 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:12,713 我也不想站在你旁边 281 00:10:12,803 --> 00:10:16,053 好吧 别费事鼓气了 上场去吧 282 00:10:16,931 --> 00:10:18,114 我看到了一个已经不行的老士兵 283 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,027 想在我们身上 寻找到往日光荣岁月的感觉 284 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:25,846 不要在她旁边运球 285 00:10:25,962 --> 00:10:27,375 不不 286 00:10:29,241 --> 00:10:30,753 等等 暂停一下 287 00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:33,493 Lauren 怎么了? 你还好吧? 288 00:10:33,575 --> 00:10:35,255 - 我受伤了 - 哪里? 289 00:10:35,395 --> 00:10:36,714 我的心 290 00:10:36,826 --> 00:10:37,673 什么? 291 00:10:37,779 --> 00:10:39,531 Trevor和我分手了 292 00:10:41,244 --> 00:10:42,734 这个哪儿来的? 293 00:10:42,837 --> 00:10:44,059 我不是把手机都拿走了吗? 294 00:10:44,152 --> 00:10:47,119 哦 天哪 她给了你一个假手机 295 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:49,851 好吧 Lauren 你退出比赛 296 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,015 走吧 Lauren 297 00:10:52,141 --> 00:10:53,627 别 别 298 00:10:53,722 --> 00:10:55,668 不要鼓掌 她没有受伤 299 00:10:56,218 --> 00:10:57,158 她没有受伤 300 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:58,787 走吧 301 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,369 Axl! 302 00:11:02,483 --> 00:11:03,518 Axl 303 00:11:03,777 --> 00:11:04,644 嘿 304 00:11:04,903 --> 00:11:08,449 我在想 你说的话 305 00:11:08,532 --> 00:11:10,703 我觉得你现在应该 要忘记那个女孩 306 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,084 我的意思是 既然别人都这样对你了 307 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:15,418 你干吗还要这么长情呢? 308 00:11:15,557 --> 00:11:17,807 这里有一堆女孩子可以让你追 309 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:19,705 也许就在你眼前 310 00:11:19,872 --> 00:11:21,400 抱歉 311 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,920 我的毛巾 好像要滑下来了 312 00:11:31,797 --> 00:11:33,416 我知道Jordan没有表现好 313 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:35,896 这是因为她换了个新发型 314 00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:37,979 她想让前面的头发比后面长 315 00:11:38,085 --> 00:11:39,944 结果却是前后一样长 316 00:11:40,036 --> 00:11:41,668 就像波波头一样 317 00:11:41,779 --> 00:11:44,396 这不是她的错 她带了一张图片去剪头发的 318 00:11:44,545 --> 00:11:46,398 爸爸 我不会告诉你该怎么当教练 319 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:50,177 但是我不会和一个刚换发型的女孩 一起比赛 320 00:11:50,451 --> 00:11:52,381 是学校的电话 321 00:11:52,492 --> 00:11:55,210 他们打电话 说我们儿子身上有味道 322 00:11:55,373 --> 00:11:56,766 - 什么? 还有味道? - 是的 323 00:11:56,881 --> 00:11:58,937 很明显 这困扰到其他学生了 324 00:11:59,026 --> 00:12:00,922 有一个甚至去看校医了 325 00:12:01,007 --> 00:12:02,229 你不是说已经带他去过商店了 326 00:12:02,309 --> 00:12:04,512 我带他去了 我们买了很多啊 327 00:12:04,627 --> 00:12:06,807 可能他忘记用了 328 00:12:07,004 --> 00:12:09,150 性格古怪和不擅长交际是一回事 329 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:12,508 但如果再加上全身臭味这一项 那可俨然一个流浪汉了 330 00:12:13,847 --> 00:12:15,437 什么声音? 331 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:18,987 我怎么会有45条信息? 332 00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,741 Jason 说今天我看上去很性感 333 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:24,384 Haiden告诉我她父母刚离开 334 00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:25,436 "开始吧" 335 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,161 这不是我的手机 我很确定 336 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,666 这解释了你为什么管不住这群小女孩 337 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,787 Frankie 我告诉你 我给很多队当过教练 338 00:12:32,884 --> 00:12:35,127 这次是最难的一次 339 00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:36,670 这些女孩可以比赛 这没问题 340 00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:38,989 但是 当你把她们聚在一起时 由于一些原因 341 00:12:39,081 --> 00:12:40,481 她们就变得很难搞了 342 00:12:40,645 --> 00:12:41,577 我甚至开始认为 343 00:12:41,665 --> 00:12:43,769 Bill说什么审计小组的事是骗人的 344 00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,157 Brick 怎么了? 345 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:49,050 我给你买了这么多除臭剂 346 00:12:49,154 --> 00:12:50,105 你甚至都不... 347 00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,552 - 哇! - 哟! 348 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:55,207 结果证明 Brick把这些东西全都用了 349 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,888 顺便说下 我除臭剂用完了 350 00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:19,367 所以 当我努力帮Brick摆脱臭味时 351 00:13:19,478 --> 00:13:21,815 Mike知道帮助球队 摆脱"臭味"的唯一方法 352 00:13:21,919 --> 00:13:23,997 就是想出一个新的训练计划 353 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:26,896 Melanie Amber 你俩先动 354 00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,562 当我吹响口哨的时候 你俩立刻跑到Lauren旁边 355 00:13:29,662 --> 00:13:32,169 告诉她 你们一直瞒着她的秘密 356 00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:34,511 我不想知道具体是什么秘密 告诉她就行了 357 00:13:35,016 --> 00:13:36,966 看到那儿的那个小叉子了吗? 358 00:13:37,047 --> 00:13:37,798 独自一人 359 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:38,950 Jordan 这是你 360 00:13:39,089 --> 00:13:40,715 不要再为你的头发不开心了 361 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:43,427 这是一个大的改变 我们都得适应改变 362 00:13:43,597 --> 00:13:45,438 现在是Haley和April 363 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,655 我想你们在Jordan前面组成一道墙 364 00:13:48,776 --> 00:13:50,246 一道友善的墙 365 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,727 我想你们告诉她 她的发型非常棒 366 00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:55,081 然后给她发信息或者是推特她 或者是标记她 367 00:13:55,161 --> 00:13:56,469 无论什么 随便你们 368 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,672 只要告诉每个人 你们喜欢这发型就行了 369 00:13:58,927 --> 00:14:02,039 然后 我们大家一起来踢球吧 370 00:14:03,307 --> 00:14:05,705 伙计 因为这幅油画 371 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:07,047 你现在在这儿得到的关注 比你过去一整年都多 372 00:14:07,134 --> 00:14:08,511 是的 但是这对我又有什么好处呢? 373 00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,263 我不知道我能做什么 374 00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:12,444 打电话问她啊! 375 00:14:12,514 --> 00:14:13,639 嘿 也不光是我好吧 376 00:14:13,738 --> 00:14:16,006 她也没给我打电话 发短信啥的 377 00:14:16,119 --> 00:14:17,894 她肯定认为我们不在一起了 378 00:14:17,999 --> 00:14:20,407 我没有女朋友 379 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:21,655 你没有女朋友! 380 00:14:21,802 --> 00:14:24,603 可话说回来 这画确实是为我画的 381 00:14:24,735 --> 00:14:25,928 肯定花了她不少时间 382 00:14:26,007 --> 00:14:27,917 她还要等颜料干什么的 383 00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:29,161 如果你打算和某人分手 384 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:30,951 肯定不会为他花这么多心思 385 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,472 哥有女朋友! 386 00:14:32,558 --> 00:14:33,930 你有女朋友! 387 00:14:34,034 --> 00:14:34,830 是啊 388 00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:36,260 我不需要其他的什么美女 389 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:37,804 她们喜欢我 390 00:14:37,885 --> 00:14:39,260 是因为我感性 情感丰富啥的 391 00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,168 我有Cassidy 她超赞的 392 00:14:41,419 --> 00:14:42,183 嘿 Axl 393 00:14:42,277 --> 00:14:44,418 我们准备去院子里踢泥浆足球 要一起来吗? 394 00:14:44,653 --> 00:14:45,890 我得给Cassidy打电话 395 00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:48,235 打扰一下 教练? 396 00:14:48,317 --> 00:14:49,736 你好 我是Jordan的爸爸 397 00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:51,321 首先 您带球队带得非常好 398 00:14:51,449 --> 00:14:52,491 只是有一点-- 399 00:14:52,578 --> 00:14:54,491 我想跟您谈谈Jordan的上场时间 400 00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:55,670 我注意到您没有... 401 00:14:55,748 --> 00:14:57,681 不幸的是 402 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,385 球队里难缠的不止球员们 403 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:00,782 我在加餐日程表里看到 404 00:15:00,864 --> 00:15:02,632 周四是吃甜甜圈 405 00:15:02,749 --> 00:15:04,125 我没有抱怨的意思 406 00:15:04,268 --> 00:15:06,653 可你们的零食得健康一些 407 00:15:06,764 --> 00:15:09,087 因为Lauren现在状态不好 408 00:15:09,162 --> 00:15:10,652 我不是说Jordan踢得不好 409 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,886 可咱俩平心而论 410 00:15:11,981 --> 00:15:13,701 你真觉得她能胜任中锋的位置吗? 411 00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:16,224 我是说 如果你想打好季后赛 412 00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:17,710 Jordan是你的不二人选 413 00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:19,235 她刚和她男友分手! 414 00:15:19,357 --> 00:15:20,447 我给你做了张表 415 00:15:20,543 --> 00:15:22,850 - 我女儿... - 我们家Sydney... - 我的孩子... 416 00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,764 可无论怎么说 球队是您的 417 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,746 嘿 你 418 00:15:30,837 --> 00:15:33,126 是我 你的... 419 00:15:33,452 --> 00:15:34,307 Axl 420 00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:36,071 哦 嘿 421 00:15:36,229 --> 00:15:38,071 你打过来我好意外哦 422 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,418 是吗 为什么? 423 00:15:39,509 --> 00:15:41,494 我们俩不是... 424 00:15:42,367 --> 00:15:44,171 那啥 我没看懂那幅画 425 00:15:44,451 --> 00:15:45,369 什么? 426 00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:47,568 是啊 我盯着画看了整整一星期 427 00:15:47,651 --> 00:15:49,886 还是没搞明白它是什么意思 428 00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:51,019 那个蓝脸的家伙? 429 00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:52,851 是我吗? 430 00:15:52,969 --> 00:15:55,294 如果是那样 这个女孩应该是你 431 00:15:55,384 --> 00:15:57,051 可她在看什么呢? 432 00:15:57,242 --> 00:15:58,700 是那些书还是... 433 00:15:58,841 --> 00:15:59,685 嘿! 434 00:15:59,777 --> 00:16:00,926 这像我们在图书馆自习室认识时 435 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,849 你看书的样子 436 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,431 等等! 437 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,993 这个漂浮的皇冠-- 438 00:16:06,096 --> 00:16:07,932 是指我得舞会国王那次吗? 439 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,568 是啊 你看 它是-- 440 00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:11,880 哈 我可算看懂了 441 00:16:12,009 --> 00:16:14,412 鱼是表示我们那回去湖边 442 00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:16,905 叶子代表我们是在秋天认识的 443 00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:19,280 可我不明白这橡果是啥意思 它代表什么呢? 444 00:16:19,393 --> 00:16:22,194 除非 这不是橡果 445 00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:24,450 是沾着雪花的橄榄球! 446 00:16:24,596 --> 00:16:26,407 是我四次触地得分那晚 447 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:27,819 比赛完后我们相拥而吻! 448 00:16:27,891 --> 00:16:29,565 我真是神了! 449 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,870 既然那些都是关于我们的 450 00:16:31,986 --> 00:16:34,181 那么... 451 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:38,102 我们就是在树上 朝相反方向生长的两个人-- 452 00:16:38,182 --> 00:16:40,327 等等 我明白了! 453 00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:42,271 他们分开了! 454 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,347 他们 他们分开了 455 00:16:47,038 --> 00:16:51,178 Axl 你对我来说永远都会有特殊意义 456 00:16:51,268 --> 00:16:54,878 可我不想远距离恋爱 457 00:16:55,155 --> 00:16:56,863 事实上 Axl 458 00:16:56,994 --> 00:16:59,276 你也不想有女朋友 459 00:16:59,438 --> 00:17:01,540 那会很扫兴的 460 00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:03,529 你应该去找乐子 461 00:17:03,869 --> 00:17:05,808 在大学里创造好多回忆 462 00:17:05,968 --> 00:17:08,823 得要一百张画才能画得完 463 00:17:08,919 --> 00:17:10,494 是啊 464 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,189 好吧 我懂了 465 00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:13,299 呃... 466 00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:15,629 再次谢谢你的画 467 00:17:15,766 --> 00:17:17,603 回见 468 00:17:19,858 --> 00:17:21,596 再见了 Axl 469 00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:31,022 Kenny 我总算懂艺术了 470 00:17:32,026 --> 00:17:33,172 艺术好伤人 471 00:17:38,363 --> 00:17:39,379 天哪 472 00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:40,455 都三天了 473 00:17:40,535 --> 00:17:42,226 这房子闻起来还是像古龙香水工厂 474 00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:45,668 我发誓 对Brick我拿水管冲 让他泡番茄汁浴 475 00:17:45,756 --> 00:17:47,394 给他猛上除臭剂 476 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,656 可他到过的每个房间 477 00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:51,223 还是瞬间闻起来像家欧式夜店 478 00:17:51,345 --> 00:17:54,503 再说 儿子的生理卫生 不是你该操心的事吗 479 00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:55,980 怎么什么都是我? 480 00:17:56,072 --> 00:17:57,102 真的吗? 481 00:17:57,182 --> 00:17:59,439 你要不要来试试带足球队? 482 00:17:59,514 --> 00:18:03,040 知道我今天收到多少邮件吗 27封 483 00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:05,363 我这辈子加起来 都没收到过这么多邮件 484 00:18:05,487 --> 00:18:06,305 有位爸爸给我发了张 485 00:18:06,394 --> 00:18:08,630 他女儿上场时间的数据表 486 00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:11,459 Jordan整整花了五页 说我伤了她的感情 487 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,748 就因为训练结束后 我叫她去收锥筒 488 00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:16,092 Nikki准备缺席下周比赛 489 00:18:16,185 --> 00:18:18,609 因为她要看"囧女珍娜"季终集-- 490 00:18:18,726 --> 00:18:20,527 - 不知是什么玩意儿 - 我的天 491 00:18:20,639 --> 00:18:23,041 还有 我觉得我对Bill Norwood 的猜测是对的 492 00:18:23,146 --> 00:18:24,714 他肯定知道这球队不好缠 493 00:18:24,822 --> 00:18:26,063 所以把烂摊子甩给我 494 00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:27,975 我发誓有天看到他 495 00:18:28,076 --> 00:18:29,853 在停车场坐车里偷看训练 496 00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,626 我深表同情 当家长的都疯疯癫癫的 497 00:18:32,713 --> 00:18:33,694 可不是 498 00:18:34,048 --> 00:18:36,215 那啥 Sue有机会上场吗? 499 00:18:36,295 --> 00:18:38,473 那样会增强她的自信心 500 00:18:38,566 --> 00:18:40,191 你发邮件说吧 501 00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:46,171 好的 Melanie 传球 502 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,363 看上去不错啊 带球进攻 503 00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:52,287 是啊 多谢 504 00:18:52,374 --> 00:18:53,468 她们只要专心 就踢得很好 505 00:18:53,677 --> 00:18:54,836 我一直在出差 506 00:18:54,939 --> 00:18:56,904 今天第一次来看训练 507 00:18:58,736 --> 00:18:59,729 是吗? 508 00:18:59,813 --> 00:19:00,714 是啊 509 00:19:01,567 --> 00:19:02,768 你会待很长时间吗? 510 00:19:02,859 --> 00:19:04,754 我一直在找助理教练呢 511 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:06,905 这个不太好吧 512 00:19:07,032 --> 00:19:09,333 别这样嘛 会很有意思的 513 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,599 姑娘们都很棒 你还有机会呼吸新鲜空气 514 00:19:11,758 --> 00:19:13,477 训练完后 我们还能一起喝个酒啥的 515 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,246 我妻子确实总是唠叨 516 00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:19,585 说我该多花些时间陪Gracie-- 517 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,353 好吧 管他呢 518 00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:23,155 我同意 519 00:19:23,232 --> 00:19:24,443 太棒了 520 00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:25,690 还有一件事 521 00:19:25,777 --> 00:19:27,811 我被单位一个大项目 弄得脱不开身 522 00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:30,127 所以接下来几周我都来不了 523 00:19:30,262 --> 00:19:34,028 可季后赛时我一定会回来的 524 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:35,785 能把球队交付给这么好的教练 525 00:19:35,895 --> 00:19:37,678 我心里好受很多 526 00:19:41,602 --> 00:19:42,700 啊... 527 00:19:44,112 --> 00:19:46,248 不是吧 老兄 还躺着? 528 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,510 都两天了 529 00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:48,888 你得起来出去活动活动 530 00:19:48,963 --> 00:19:50,828 你体内的维生素D水平肯定急剧下降 531 00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:53,812 不知道 我还没心情 532 00:19:54,683 --> 00:19:55,737 嗨 533 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,886 我们来看看你怎么样了 534 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,541 那什么... 535 00:20:00,628 --> 00:20:02,700 我和我女朋友谈过了 536 00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:04,514 应该说是前女友 537 00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:07,555 原来那确实是幅分手画 538 00:20:07,646 --> 00:20:09,081 她把我甩了 539 00:20:19,436 --> 00:20:20,233 打扰一下! 540 00:20:20,325 --> 00:20:21,769 能问你个事吗? 541 00:20:22,107 --> 00:20:23,880 我女朋友画了幅画给我... 542 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:25,962 好的 Brick 是这样 看好 543 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,248 抹一下 抹一下 喷一下 544 00:20:29,343 --> 00:20:30,208 搞定 545 00:20:30,286 --> 00:20:32,001 真的 那样够吗? 546 00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:33,358 我觉得要多上点 547 00:20:33,444 --> 00:20:34,295 不用 这就够了 548 00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:35,734 我可不可以 549 00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:36,847 把香水喷在空气中 然后穿过去? 550 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,324 不可以 551 00:20:38,423 --> 00:20:40,315 谁能想到就这么简单? 552 00:20:44,401 --> 00:20:46,183 你身上真好闻 553 00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:47,569 谢谢 554 00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:49,145 你开始用止汗露了吗? 555 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,731 那话怎么说来着-- 556 00:20:50,848 --> 00:20:52,571 你能教男生如何去除体味 557 00:20:52,662 --> 00:20:55,687 却教不了他如何和女生搭讪 558 00:21:05,373 --> 00:21:06,990 Lauren居然没守住! 559 00:21:07,077 --> 00:21:08,245 球是冲着她去的呀 560 00:21:08,344 --> 00:21:10,386 Trevor和她分手后 她状态就一直不好 561 00:21:10,463 --> 00:21:11,481 他们分手了? 562 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,049 他不是才给她买了对耳环吗 563 00:21:13,143 --> 00:21:14,132 是啊 564 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:16,095 今天的加餐吃什么? 565 00:21:16,352 --> 00:21:18,095 爆米花 566 00:21:18,182 --> 00:21:21,064 哎哟 家长肯定会发邮件抱怨的 567 00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,040 这样带球队可不好 568 00:21:23,778 --> 00:21:26,263 -=伊甸园美剧论坛 http://bbs.sfile2012.com=- 荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径 569 00:21:26,778 --> 00:21:28,263 -=YTET-伊甸园字幕组-歆组=- 翻译: 粒粒尘 C_cccrystal 小姨爱丁丁 校对: 浅草懿声 时间轴: Addic7ed.com 720P iTunes:wss0427 570 00:21:29,778 --> 00:21:33,263 -------------------------- 本论坛字幕仅翻译交流学习之用 禁止任何商业用途否则后果自负 --------------------------