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翻译: 粒粒尘 小姨爱丁丁
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed.com
720P iTunes:wss0427
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在中区这儿
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我们不爱鱼子酱和香槟
也不会去看戏剧
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我们喜爱椒盐脆饼 啤酒和电视节目
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36颗盐粒
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你还数盐粒?
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你不数?
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不 不 我不
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又一个要记录进"只有你"条目的
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比以前的盐粒少了
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明显在减少用盐
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椒盐脆饼的意义
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不是在于既咸又脆么?
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不然就是烤面包片
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还记得么 电视开着时不能说话?
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可电视一直开着
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你觉得这是为什么呢?
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伙计们 别贪吃零食
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我一找到吹风机
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就给你们热卷饼
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听
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真悦耳
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有人挂了风铃
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后面有800的号码
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上面说乐于倾听我的意见和建议
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走着瞧吧
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我不是好糊弄的 我会让他们知道
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或许我们也该挂个风铃
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搞点这些玩意挺有趣
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点缀了屋子 是吧?
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电视开着呢
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谢谢你陪我逛商场
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又送我回来
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我可以一整天都看你做土豆
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我可以一整天看你看着我做土豆
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抱歉他们叫了保安赶你
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你在那太久了
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真希望能叫你进来
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但要保持地下恋情
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这是必须付出的代价
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是 你说的对
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一旦曝光
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总是会搞砸
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就像他们见不得我们好一样
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正因为此
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我们一定不能被发现
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我在和Darrin恋爱
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我想公开这件事!
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等等...什么?
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我们不希望被别人打扰
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所以一直搞地下情
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好难啊!
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多久了?
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从昨晚的舞会开始
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我一直想着Darrin
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他不在身边时 我好想他
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你怎么能忍受
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整天和老爸分开的煎熬啊?!
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我不会说这很容易
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这次感觉真的很对
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他亲我时 我甚至听到了钟/风铃声
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如果是这样 那我们都爱着Darrin
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伙计 我找着了个沙发
非常适合我们明年住的公寓
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好 在哪?
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在国家街的垃圾箱后面
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什... 就放在那儿? 不要钱?
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是
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我闻过了 以1到Kenny的体味来打分
大概是7分
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说起Kenny 我其实还没告诉他
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明年要与你同住
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啊 对
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好好说
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明年我和Hutch住了
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他很难接受
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我们该给他点空间
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好了 过来 就在这
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就在这
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是吧? 我说什么来着?
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超赞的!
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我要坐右边
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啊哈!
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好
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看比赛时 我们可以在这放个塑料盒
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盛满香辣鸡翅
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想扔骨头时
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只要把它拿出来
就像内嵌式垃圾桶
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既是大碗又是垃圾罐
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碗罐
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垃圾洞
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呃...
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名字以后再取吧
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风铃还在响!
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一开始还挺可爱
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但过一会儿 就好讨厌
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有点像小孩
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是有点郁闷
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嘿 你在干嘛?
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你不会又在联系广告网站吧?
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我告诉过你 我们不会买四人脚踏船
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我不迷那个了 太不切实际
我们家有五个人
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我要打给椒盐脆饼咨询热线
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要告诉他们用盐量的减少
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并没被忽视
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所以只是常规怪异行为?
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不会要我花钱?
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免费电话 像土地管理局一样
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土地管理局
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你好 欢迎致电
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从工业清洗溶液
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到美味的烘培食品
我们随时恭候
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如果您有问题或者评价
请按1号键
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如果您对萨特农场的产品有任何建议
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请按2号键
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说实在的 还真有
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很抱歉
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现在正忙 无法接听您的建议
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请留下姓名和电话号码
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我们将会与您联系
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喂
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老天呀!
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宿舍还在千里之外
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我们到底怎么想的?!
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伙计 我们需要辆货车
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再加俩劳力帮我们搬上货车
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现在又没办法找货车
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我要去上课
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我们不能把这玩意扔在这
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要是被人带走了
我们明年一整年
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都会想别人占用了我们的垃圾沙发
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想到了
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不如我去上课 你今晚守在这
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明天我找辆货车来?
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什...
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听着 你留下
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等咱们找到住得地方
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我让你挑自己的专属座位怎么样
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嗯
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好的 我想想
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Mike 醒醒 你听到了吗?
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你把枕头拿开前我没听到
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我还要睡觉呢
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这是唯一能从生活逃离的时刻
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闭嘴啦 你这个蠢风铃!
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我们要睡觉的!
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至少在你大吼的那瞬间
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我听不到风铃声了
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抱歉 但这是噪音污染 Mike
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非常简单...噪音污染
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媒体也有责任
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因为他们从不报导这个
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这不迷人 像空气污染
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或者水污染
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你对我的风铃有意见?
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你...好啊 Rita
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你也听到了啊?
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我想应该是Norwood家在叫
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Paula的脾气有点急
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我知道是你
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你一张嘴我就认得出来
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哎天
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是我吗?
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你看 我是睡眠吼叫者
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睡觉时会叫喊 非常罕见
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为此我还被写进书里了
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你为毛对我的风铃有意见?
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我的风铃很可爱
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我是想美化社区
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嗯 美很好啊
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美是很需要的
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从没见过人说"不要那么美" 对吧?
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我正在调理我的内心
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因为我刚从6至9个月的强制性...
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疗养回来
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喔! 疗养!
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所以你才这么放松
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我内心很愤怒
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或许是因为正经历停经前期
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我睡不着 身体一直发热
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不过依然很爱做
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房事不成问题 与你不同
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你这样难怪只生了仨小孩
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这个...
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到床上后都一样嘛
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是吧?
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不管...
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我保证你不会再听到我的叫声
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至少在我醒着时
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我醒着时挺喜爱风铃
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如果你想一直醒着...
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最好这样
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我想你该回去了
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你的脚环在闪了
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你去哪儿了?!
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刚睡醒
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现在都中午了
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货车呢?
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这个 事情是这样的...
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奥森货车周六才能给我用
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- 什么?!
- 但也没什么大不了
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尼可拉斯森林就在百米之外
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我们把沙发拖进树林里
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藏在那不会有人发现
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我有点不能接受
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你想到这主意的效率
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好的
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嘿 Mike 你听啊
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不听
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我都还没说呢
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我写了封信给Rita Glossner
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正是这件事 不想听
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这不是普通的信
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是用漂亮信纸写的
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我把它和一盒糖果一起送去
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你想想 没人会这么对待Rita
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没人会拒绝漂亮信纸
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还有巧克力
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他们只会让人逮捕她
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没用的 Frankie
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我总得采取点措施 听着
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"亲爱的Rita 很感谢你去年夏天"
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"邀请我们参加非常好玩的
前院泳池派对"
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"抱歉我未能回请"
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"等到风没这么大的时节
我想邀请你们过来"
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"哦 说到风"
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看到我的行文了吗?
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"能否请你取下你家的风铃?"
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"那就太好了 多谢了 邻居"
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"还有 我丈夫有憩室炎"
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"那声音对他健康有影响"
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不要把我卷进去 我才没有
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可能会啊 总有让你烦躁的东西
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不管怎样 值得试试
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有找我的电话吗?
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我把我的姓名和电话留给脆饼公司了
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他们会回复我
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我有建议给他们
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真的吗? 什么建议?
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大家都把脆饼拿出来蘸芝士吃是吧?
241
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直接在脆饼里裹芝士不就好了?
242
00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:10,977
这款已经有了 Brick
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什么?
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嗯 我们没买因为那要贵一毛
245
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那他们打过来怎么办?!
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我什么建议都没有!
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我要想新点子了
248
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我去房里想想
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花生酱呢?
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有了
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不错啊
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嗯
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沙发到茶几的距离也正好
254
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完全同意
255
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这是明年的好兆头
256
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我们会是很好的室友
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当然
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嘿 想看"复仇"吗?
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好啊!
260
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风铃还在响
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但这也不表示什么
262
00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:50,828
Rita可能都没看到那封信
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但她应该看到啊 我放在她家门口了
264
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:56,358
那她怎么还没把风铃取下来?
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难道她不识字?
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不 她偷过我们家报纸 她识字
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妈 我周六不在家
268
00:10:04,603 --> 00:10:05,723
我要陪Darrin
269
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你知道我们会出去的哦?
270
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- 嗯
- 所以 如果你需要我
271
00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:11,849
我们去参加小孩的周岁派对
272
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Darrin的朋友有孩子了?
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00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,900
嗯 他们在空调维修学校认识的
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他朋友 不是那宝宝
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嗯 虽然过程很艰难
276
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不过我这还有几个必胜点子
277
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肉桂卷脆饼
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有了
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辣椒烘烤味
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有了
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大蒜 干番茄和芝士口味
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有了
283
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那他们还找我出什么点子?
284
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能想的他们都想到了!
285
00:10:34,762 --> 00:10:36,814
该死的风铃
286
00:10:36,893 --> 00:10:38,194
我没法集中思考!
287
00:10:51,058 --> 00:10:51,934
怎么...?
288
00:10:53,057 --> 00:10:54,909
怎么 现在你成我朋友了?
289
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:59,924
你以为靠盒保险公司送的
免费巧克力就能收买我?
291
00:11:00,009 --> 00:11:01,774
保险公司的巧克力我自己吃了
292
00:11:01,838 --> 00:11:03,794
那是专门买给你的
293
00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:05,260
你才不是想交朋友
294
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你是想控制我
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我才不会受人控制
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相信我 Rita 我不是想控制你
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我不相信
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我以为我们已经冰释前嫌了
看来没有
299
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,184
你伤害了我的感情
300
00:11:16,288 --> 00:11:17,186
知道你是什么吗?
301
00:11:17,268 --> 00:11:18,725
你是个刻薄的女人
302
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,097
不仅刻薄 还仗势欺人
303
00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:21,958
街坊邻居都知道!
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00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:24,185
什么 我才没有仗势欺人!
305
00:11:24,297 --> 00:11:27,197
我很友善 我送你巧克力
还用上好的信纸给你写信
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00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:28,634
我平时都不用信纸的!
307
00:11:28,727 --> 00:11:29,950
知道吗 Rita 仗势欺人的是你
308
00:11:30,032 --> 00:11:31,215
我才不怕你
309
00:11:50,031 --> 00:11:51,142
你还没告诉我呢...
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00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,823
给Rita写信结果如何?
311
00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:01,228
为避免再去戳老虎眼睛
312
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:04,357
Mike从矿场带回来解决办法
313
00:12:04,527 --> 00:12:05,607
好吧
314
00:12:05,694 --> 00:12:08,246
既然咱已经被Rita Glossner盯上了
315
00:12:08,368 --> 00:12:10,834
是不是可以怂恿其他人
316
00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,828
去投个诉什么的?
317
00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:15,011
让她把火撒给别人
比如说Donahue家的人
318
00:12:15,163 --> 00:12:16,575
你在跟我说话吗?
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00:12:16,783 --> 00:12:17,544
什么?
320
00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:18,417
什么?
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00:12:18,501 --> 00:12:19,797
我没说话
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00:12:19,931 --> 00:12:20,641
对吗?
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00:12:20,744 --> 00:12:21,964
只要看到有人嘴唇在动
324
00:12:22,047 --> 00:12:23,480
就把耳机摘掉
325
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:25,212
这是戴耳机进餐的基本礼仪
326
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嘿!
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00:12:26,944 --> 00:12:29,150
你们听 安静下来了
328
00:12:29,235 --> 00:12:30,702
摘了吧 摘了吧
329
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,168
- 感觉太棒了
- 太好了!
330
00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:35,822
哎哟 该死的
331
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,248
哦
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00:12:39,393 --> 00:12:40,209
别接
333
00:12:40,305 --> 00:12:42,088
可能是椒盐脆饼公司打来的
我还没准备好呢!
334
00:12:42,174 --> 00:12:44,339
没有啦 是Darrin
我和他短信聊天来着
335
00:12:44,438 --> 00:12:46,908
他有时会边发短信
边给我打电话
336
00:12:46,991 --> 00:12:48,644
好可爱的
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00:12:48,921 --> 00:12:49,876
喂?
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哦
339
00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:52,089
喂?
340
00:12:52,173 --> 00:12:53,351
那什么 之前
341
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:55,558
我都在考虑新的椒盐脆饼口味
342
00:12:58,126 --> 00:13:00,228
这个思路可能太保守了
343
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,411
能不能开发一种椒盐脆饼
344
00:13:02,505 --> 00:13:03,679
你嚼着嚼着 就变成了口香糖?
345
00:13:04,894 --> 00:13:06,220
回见!
346
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:07,388
我和Darrin去商场了
347
00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:09,242
去帮他挑袜子
348
00:13:11,668 --> 00:13:12,943
- 你听到了吗?
- 什么?
349
00:13:13,028 --> 00:13:14,368
他们要一起去买袜子
350
00:13:14,507 --> 00:13:15,928
他们现在干啥都黏在一起
351
00:13:16,026 --> 00:13:19,801
这周六 他们还要去
修理工家小孩的生日派对
352
00:13:19,918 --> 00:13:20,623
什么?
353
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,306
现在Darrin的朋友都是这种人...
354
00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:23,671
有小孩有家庭的
355
00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,374
不就是参加小孩派对嘛
356
00:13:25,457 --> 00:13:26,412
没关系的
357
00:13:26,487 --> 00:13:28,682
我是觉得没意思
不过没准她会带蛋糕回来
358
00:13:28,785 --> 00:13:30,869
当然有关系 她还在上高中
359
00:13:30,992 --> 00:13:32,450
她该做些高中生该做的事
360
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,578
我不想她那么快成熟起来
361
00:13:34,673 --> 00:13:36,364
等等 她和Darrin恋爱你不是没意见吗
362
00:13:36,492 --> 00:13:37,633
之前是没意见
363
00:13:37,727 --> 00:13:39,569
可两个月后他毕业了怎么办?
364
00:13:39,659 --> 00:13:42,286
他得找工作 租房子
365
00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:45,038
Sue的男友有自己的住处 那能行吗?
366
00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:47,198
肯定不行
367
00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,264
告诉你吧 Mike 都是这么开始的
368
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:52,562
先是一起买袜子 参加小孩派对
然后有自己的公寓
369
00:13:52,735 --> 00:13:55,349
再然后就是自己孩子办派对了
370
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,358
嘿 老爸
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00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:03,727
我们在商场给Darrin买袜子时
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00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:06,380
挑了件好可爱的拼图
给Noah做生日礼物
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00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:08,458
是个狗狗警长
374
00:14:08,546 --> 00:14:09,291
退了吧
375
00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:11,276
不许你去修理工家小孩的派对
376
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:12,896
为什么?
377
00:14:12,976 --> 00:14:14,449
我不想你和那类人来往
378
00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:15,962
小孩子吗?
379
00:14:16,039 --> 00:14:17,753
我是你爸爸 照我说的做
380
00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:20,564
可到时会有小丑和小蛋糕
381
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:22,453
而且Darrin也会去
382
00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:24,198
我不是Darrin的爸爸 我是你爸爸
383
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,342
我不许你去
384
00:14:25,436 --> 00:14:27,092
戴上耳机睡觉去
385
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:27,945
什么嘛
386
00:14:35,449 --> 00:14:36,615
- 打住!
- 吓我一跳!
387
00:14:36,736 --> 00:14:37,684
现在不行 老兄
388
00:14:37,789 --> 00:14:40,832
稍稍有点情况
389
00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:42,146
你滴明白?
390
00:14:42,398 --> 00:14:43,196
嗯
391
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,348
不明白
392
00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:46,202
我去参加社团联谊
393
00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:48,518
钓了一妹子 我把她带这来了
394
00:14:48,662 --> 00:14:50,835
搞毛啊 不是说好一起看"复仇"的吗
395
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,515
别这样嘛 我们晚点再看
396
00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:54,889
我们明年住一块时
你不会也这样吧?
397
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,044
什么 当然不会
398
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:57,791
你干嘛这么小题大做?
399
00:14:57,868 --> 00:14:58,819
就不能淡定点吗?
400
00:14:58,892 --> 00:15:01,381
你说我不够淡定?
401
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:03,654
我淡定得很 哥们!
402
00:15:03,741 --> 00:15:05,079
要是你也能把到妹子...
403
00:15:05,151 --> 00:15:06,866
我也会为你这么做的
404
00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:10,104
这话说得太重了 太重了
405
00:15:10,198 --> 00:15:10,806
知道吗?
406
00:15:10,914 --> 00:15:12,300
有人对我说出这种话
407
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,956
我都不确定要不要跟他合住
408
00:15:14,072 --> 00:15:16,401
行啊 我也不想和你住
409
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,846
好啊 我就和Kenny好了
我们可聊得来了
410
00:15:18,956 --> 00:15:19,812
行啊!
411
00:15:19,912 --> 00:15:21,566
行就行 好好享用你的丛林妹子
412
00:15:21,657 --> 00:15:24,656
祝你在隐私部位得鹿蜱
413
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:33,446
事实上 和室友有矛盾的
414
00:15:33,547 --> 00:15:35,103
不止Axl一个
415
00:15:35,355 --> 00:15:36,940
应该很舒服的
416
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,490
是啊 睡的是气垫床
417
00:15:38,607 --> 00:15:41,002
盖的是狗狗以前睡的毯子
418
00:15:41,097 --> 00:15:41,882
棒极了!
419
00:15:41,996 --> 00:15:43,263
我们总得做点什么 Mike
420
00:15:43,355 --> 00:15:45,488
我们两天没睡 已经熬不住了
421
00:15:45,582 --> 00:15:46,741
我要再不睡
422
00:15:46,823 --> 00:15:48,508
我的工作表现会更糟糕
这工作我本来就不拿手
423
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:49,879
然后我们把孩子们放进游戏围栏
424
00:15:49,981 --> 00:15:51,680
所有大人都去跳跳房里玩了
425
00:15:51,787 --> 00:15:53,182
对了 还有盒装果汁呢
426
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,409
我只是描述得很有趣 其实不是
427
00:15:55,526 --> 00:15:57,089
因为我的Sue宝贝不在
428
00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:58,997
我也想你哦!
429
00:15:59,142 --> 00:16:00,989
真不敢相信我居然没能
430
00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:03,435
去好奇乔治的跳跳房里玩
431
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:07,321
就因为我爸还把我当小孩子
432
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,118
Sue 你要想和Darrin聊天
就到楼上去
433
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,232
我才不会在和Glossners家
处于战争状态时
434
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,292
一个人上楼去呢
435
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:15,978
他们什么事都做得出来!
436
00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:18,816
哎 又得去泡一壶了
437
00:16:18,957 --> 00:16:20,877
今晚有可有的熬
438
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:23,329
Brick 你又不是椒盐脆饼公司员工
439
00:16:23,448 --> 00:16:25,016
他们没指望你能想出啥好点子
440
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:26,435
把灯关了赶紧睡觉
441
00:16:26,545 --> 00:16:29,427
爸 你还是不明白
你的工作太没创造性了
442
00:16:29,537 --> 00:16:30,624
你的也是!
443
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,714
当椒盐脆饼公司
从明尼苏达圣保罗打来电话
444
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,593
我得有所准备
445
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:37,388
就这一次机会 如果我搞砸了
446
00:16:37,487 --> 00:16:39,898
在糖果业
447
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:42,231
麦片业和爆米花业 我都没戏唱了...
448
00:16:42,324 --> 00:16:44,707
Brick 我得睡觉 我明天还要上班
449
00:16:44,847 --> 00:16:47,813
真羡慕你工作不用动脑子
450
00:16:47,948 --> 00:16:51,175
风铃声好像更大了
451
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,173
而且因为地下室的缘故
还带些怪怪的回声
452
00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:55,699
爸爸 Darrin想亲自和您谈谈
453
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,054
什么 别 别!
454
00:16:57,179 --> 00:16:58,326
晚上好 Heck先生
455
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:00,050
您是Sue的父亲
456
00:17:00,158 --> 00:17:02,431
大多时候
我都觉得您的家教相当到位
457
00:17:02,516 --> 00:17:04,698
在地下室更吵了
458
00:17:04,803 --> 00:17:07,442
我们真就这样忍气吞声吗 Mike?
459
00:17:07,553 --> 00:17:09,785
不过这一次 我认为您过于严厉了
460
00:17:09,892 --> 00:17:11,213
为了躲这些风铃...
461
00:17:11,302 --> 00:17:12,697
难不成我们要住进水池里
靠管子呼吸?
462
00:17:12,785 --> 00:17:15,151
Sue是个乖孩子 她有自行出门的权利
463
00:17:15,252 --> 00:17:17,623
我们今后的日子
就在叮叮当当里度过!
464
00:17:17,716 --> 00:17:19,171
工作...中!
465
00:17:19,254 --> 00:17:20,103
够了!
466
00:17:20,187 --> 00:17:21,235
你 把台灯关了
467
00:17:21,325 --> 00:17:23,107
你 不许再网聊了
468
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,344
把灯关上
469
00:17:24,413 --> 00:17:25,639
大家都安静睡觉!
470
00:17:32,839 --> 00:17:33,966
我受够了!
471
00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:44,247
你在做什么?
472
00:17:44,391 --> 00:17:45,266
知道吗 Rita?
473
00:17:45,353 --> 00:17:46,383
你的风铃声我们听够了
474
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:47,801
我们本想和平解决
475
00:17:47,946 --> 00:17:49,359
可你让我们忍无可忍了
476
00:17:51,246 --> 00:17:52,996
啊哦 搞什么啊?!
477
00:17:53,101 --> 00:17:55,323
搞死你
478
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,447
我不是来找麻烦的
479
00:17:58,385 --> 00:17:59,290
见鬼!
480
00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:00,703
这不 别...
481
00:18:00,798 --> 00:18:02,086
哦 啊哦!
482
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,092
你这个疯子
483
00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:07,637
我就是疯子 大尺度 你喜欢吗?
484
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:08,754
不要!
485
00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:09,796
啊!
486
00:18:13,572 --> 00:18:15,516
我的天哪
487
00:18:15,598 --> 00:18:16,656
怎么回事?
488
00:18:16,776 --> 00:18:18,249
那女人就是个疯子 Frankie
489
00:18:18,382 --> 00:18:21,394
她真爬到树上
像猫一样把我扑倒
490
00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:23,537
她还想怎么样呢?
491
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:26,141
你当然要过去 我们还有什么办法?
492
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,072
那些风铃都快把我们吵疯了
493
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:31,544
问题是 我没有 Frankie
494
00:18:31,614 --> 00:18:32,748
要不是你唠叨个没完
495
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,833
我压根就没注意那玩意儿
496
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:36,823
可你非得冲别人喊
497
00:18:36,935 --> 00:18:38,097
还写什么信
498
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,188
你搞得我也被惹火了
499
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,161
什么叫我搞得你被惹火?
500
00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,519
什么事你都把我弄发火
501
00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:45,789
因为你 我对Sue发火了
502
00:18:45,893 --> 00:18:47,396
没让她去小孩子的派对
503
00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:50,515
我才不介意Sue去什么派对
我相信她
504
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:51,939
哇 老爸
505
00:18:52,056 --> 00:18:52,983
知道还有什么吗?
506
00:18:53,106 --> 00:18:54,262
我不介意
507
00:18:54,369 --> 00:18:56,958
邮递员没用皮筋把我们的邮件捆好
508
00:18:57,045 --> 00:18:58,085
可我还是冲他吼了
509
00:18:58,191 --> 00:19:00,156
我也不介意Frugal Hoosier超市
510
00:19:00,253 --> 00:19:02,245
一个袋子要收五分钱
511
00:19:02,362 --> 00:19:04,077
可我还是跑去经理办公室
512
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,240
把个16岁的小伙吓得不轻
513
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,286
事实上 我什么都不介意
514
00:19:08,393 --> 00:19:10,284
可你什么都介意
515
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,146
这样一来我就得介意
知道为什么吗
516
00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:15,017
因为只要老妈不快乐
谁也别想快乐
517
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,953
我很快乐啊
518
00:19:19,406 --> 00:19:22,460
我又没叫你去做那些事
519
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:23,353
是吗?
520
00:19:23,447 --> 00:19:25,483
你告诉我浴室有蜘蛛的时候
521
00:19:25,577 --> 00:19:27,490
你不是想叫我做些什么
522
00:19:27,561 --> 00:19:29,466
只是向我汇报家里的虫子状况
523
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:30,849
好吧 我道歉
524
00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:34,674
再说 我以为你没在听我说话呢
525
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,364
这么说...
526
00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:39,352
你真跑去吼邮递员
527
00:19:39,442 --> 00:19:41,546
还有Frugal Hoosier超市的小伙了?
528
00:19:41,704 --> 00:19:43,373
我都不知道呢
529
00:19:43,469 --> 00:19:45,211
太贴心了!
530
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:46,729
我总不至于跑回家
531
00:19:46,842 --> 00:19:48,500
炫耀我今天吼了谁
532
00:19:48,597 --> 00:19:49,926
还有其他人吗?
533
00:19:50,431 --> 00:19:52,174
不知道 可能有
534
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:56,659
那什么 我得回去工作了
535
00:19:56,753 --> 00:19:58,136
这正是关键时刻
(crunchy有脆崩崩的意思)
536
00:19:58,545 --> 00:19:59,744
哦
537
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:02,893
脆脆时刻 这并不是针对
椒盐脆饼味道本身
538
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,408
而是对椒盐脆饼的新定义
539
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,752
看来我不适合做产品开发
我该去做广告宣传
540
00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:09,386
我应该负责写标语!
541
00:20:09,594 --> 00:20:11,044
我得有架钢琴
542
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,545
Mike和我
只能听着风铃声将就过活
543
00:20:15,683 --> 00:20:18,255
而Axl只能将就着和Kenny合住
544
00:20:18,357 --> 00:20:20,451
要是你有冰箱就更好了
545
00:20:20,556 --> 00:20:22,467
要是我们运气够好
546
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:23,835
说不定能搞到个僻静的房间
547
00:20:23,944 --> 00:20:25,940
那就太棒了
548
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,978
再说 咱的内部笑话也不少
549
00:20:38,292 --> 00:20:40,186
这个沙发有两个垫子
550
00:20:40,335 --> 00:20:42,891
我手机上有三集"复仇"!
551
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:49,696
"尊敬的顾客
552
00:20:49,811 --> 00:20:52,505
感谢您致电我们的新点子热线
553
00:20:52,596 --> 00:20:55,206
请尽情享用信封中的礼券"
554
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,504
"购买Sutter Farms椒盐饼干优惠10美分"
555
00:20:59,611 --> 00:21:01,307
我的第一份薪水!
556
00:21:04,705 --> 00:21:07,364
那晚 除了风铃
557
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:11,005
我脑子里还有个更恼人的声音
558
00:21:11,328 --> 00:21:13,418
那声音在说 Mike是对的
559
00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:14,815
他的确是对的
560
00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,533
如果我能放手不管
561
00:21:16,629 --> 00:21:18,905
风铃问题会自行解决
562
00:21:19,050 --> 00:21:22,255
因为最终Glossner家的孩子
会把什么都砸烂
563
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:24,639
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