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翻译: 粒粒尘 依米 小姨爱丁丁
校对: 浅草懿声
时间轴: Addic7ed.com
720P iTunes:wss0427
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在中区这儿
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我们习惯了被一些事困扰
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龙卷风啊 洪水啊 虫灾啊
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但有些事你从没想过会发生
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我有五个朋友今天放学后来玩
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什么?
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你有五个朋友过来?
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- 你有五个朋友?
- 是滴
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过去几个月
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我们成为了紧密团结的团体
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我们有许多共同兴趣
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我还以为你希望我有朋友来呢
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他们是人类哦?
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不是虫子
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嗯 人类
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不 那...很好 Brick
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问题是 你懂的 家里不太干净
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如果要我们等...
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不 我是说 要知道
如果有人要来做客
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我希望能整洁些
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不 我做不到 Axl!
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我不能错过早告
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- 妈
- 一件事!
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只求你这一件事!
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好了 别闹了!
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别跟你哥吵了
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你哥在哪?
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我就在这
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我九点有课
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Sue不肯帮我找我的心理学笔记
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肯定是我上次回家时落在家里了
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只为让你们见到我优美的身影出现
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我们不是专为你服务的 Axl
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妈 帮我改下
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周五跟牙医的预约
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我要和Darrin去市集
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他叔叔带他获奖的猪参赛了
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你跑去参赛打败了人家
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他叔叔不生气吗?
(损Sue是头猪)
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住口 Axl! 妈!
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知道 预约换个时间
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- 妈
- 星期三不行
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那天要开JP-La会议
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我朋友来的时候要有零食
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弄个漂亮的奶酪和饼干拼盘不错
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边上环绕一圈腊肠卷端出来
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色香味俱全很重要
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先做我的
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你在干嘛?
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Goodwin医生说等候室要咖啡
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我说我会带过去 但总是忘
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他叫你用马桶刷清理吗?
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别担心 这是全新的
专门为清理这个买的
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好 我...
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没错
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赶紧的 同志们
我的笔记呢?!
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喂?! 拜托
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干嘛 Axl? 你到底在找什么?
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你带我四处看看 我看到就知道了
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还有那个饼干 不要果仁的
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你记下了吗?
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没 没
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啊呀 这儿真是乱
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还要写下记住帮我更改预约时间
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但三点半前不行
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知道了 知道了 饼干 果仁 三点半
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是了!
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就在那! 甜甜圈下面
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现在读给我听
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Axl 我不会把你的笔记读给你听
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- 我要上班了
- 啊呀天!
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我终于全力以赴
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在这埋头苦干 争取拿到C
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而你竟然要抛弃我?!
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你这网络家长做得真好 妈!
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看上去这个我也读不了啊
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只画了龙和随意的美人鱼组合
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要是这样 那你去
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复印的地方传真给我
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不 你知道吗 Axl?
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是你落下了他的笔记
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不该因此嘉奖你
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这是你的责任 不是我的
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我去上班时传真给你
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既然他们正式约会了
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Sue和Darrin比以前更常见面了...
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这就表示我们比以前
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更常见到Sue和Darrin
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哎呀天 Darrin 你的睫毛好长啊
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不 它们没那么长
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不 是很长 你看!
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你看不到自己的眼睛
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我爱死你笑的时候缩鼻子的表情了
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你的笑容好可爱
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没有吧
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不 你有
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别这样
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我说真的 很可爱
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他有相当长的眼睫毛
你有最可爱的笑容
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好了 问题解决了
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被偷了 Mike 我的车被偷了
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怎么会有人偷我们的破车?
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或许为了零件
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不会有人要那辆车
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我走出去 它就不见了
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车不见了
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嗯 每周日去教堂祈祷终于显灵了
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如果我找着了 能给我吗?
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不行
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你在这干嘛?
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我的闹钟坏了 我正要睡一觉
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我要你们一个钟头后叫醒我
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- 再见Axl
- 不 别...
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这儿算什么地方
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你去办个事 会有人
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在大中午偷又破又旧的车?
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我们要搬到小点儿的镇上么?
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但我至少需要个能提供
自助酸奶的酒品店
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好 我再和警方问问进展
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打给保险公司问问能得到什么赔偿
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告诉他们我落了包
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未拆封的饼干在前座上
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可能是动机
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我的朋友到了
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擦 现在?!
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快进来 女士们 小心脚下
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- 你咋这么贴心啊?
- 这件汗衫真好看
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妈 我帮你介绍
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Violet Opal Ruth
Sparkle Helen和Myrtle
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很高兴见到你们
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嘿 Brick 能来说句话吗?
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- 好 我一会过来
- 好的
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随便哪个房间?
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你跟我说有朋友来时
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是否想过该告诉我
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你朋友的特别之处?
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对了
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Helen刚失去她的丈夫
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所以咱家不要放Duke Ellington的歌
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还有呢 比如
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我不知道 她们上百岁了?
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抱歉
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图书馆的会议室在装修
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所以我告诉姑娘们把读书会移到这儿
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说到这个 零食准备的怎样了?
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不太好 Brick
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你没听我说车被偷了?
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你要是忘了 就说你忘了
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- 再见 Frankie
- 晚上玩得开心点 Tina
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谢谢 你也是
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- 嘿 需要搭车不?
- 不 不用
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我邻居会来接我
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你要被偷了车 人们真的会关心你
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你没听到吗?
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上周 就在这的停车场
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光天化日之下
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实在太吓人
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竟会有这样的事发生
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我无法相信居然有人偷我的车
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你说那辆蓝色的一侧有划痕的车?
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是啊
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在后面呢
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一周都停在那
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是了
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D-A-R-- Darrin
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你好擅长这个!
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谢谢
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很搞笑啊 我不是很擅长拼写单词的
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但我真的很会猜写在手臂上的字
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嗯
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我们说过男孩不能进卧室
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但或许我们该再考虑下
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因为我要把他赶离客厅
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要么让Sue别关房门?
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什么?
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就是...我有个特别好笑的故事
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我... 你肯定不相信
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但是 我的车找到了
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又找回来了
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真的吗?!
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那太好了! 抓到贼了吗?
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算是吧
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这其实就是好笑的部分
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这也是人性美好的象征 是吧?
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它没被偷
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我忘了把它停后面了
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什么?
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这不怪我 Mike
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那不是我平常停车的地方
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我开到后面去
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只是为了扔咖啡壶
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这不是我平常会做的事
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你开玩笑吗? 一周都停在那儿?
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你怎么能忘了车停哪儿呢?
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因为我平时都停在前面
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哎呀天 这也太热闹了
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你怎么又来了 Axl?
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你不是应该在学习吗?
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等等 发生了什么?
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噢 你找到你的车了?
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谁偷走的?
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一次彻底的监守自盗
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重要的不是谁偷了
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或是否被偷了
或到底发生了什么
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而是它回来了
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还有现在人心肠都挺好
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我是说 这才是关键
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所以你是说
我这个星期每天的午饭时间
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都在找警察报案 又到处翻找保险单
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只是因为你忘了把车停在哪了?
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完全是老妈的作风!
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这是什么意思?
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噢 天哪 你什么都记不住
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- 我才没有
- 真的?
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比如你找不到手机那次
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实际上你就一直拿着在打电话
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他说的没错 老妈 真是那样的
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还有电影!
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她永远都不记得自己看过的电影名
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那真是大错特错
Mike 告诉他们
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我们昨天还讨论了电影来着
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"那个女演员领养了
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一个非裔美国宝宝
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但不是Charlize Theron
是她之前那一个"
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严格说 这可不算是电影名字
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接受现实吧 老爸
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她的大脑都生锈了
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也许可以给她来一个造影扫描
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我才不要什么造影扫描
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实际上 老妈 这是个好主意
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上个星期 你把食品杂货
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忘在门廊放了一晚上
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Myrtle谈到她姐姐Edna时说
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人老了忘性越来越大 直到死去
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- 嗯
- 噢 天哪 那真是太难过了
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- 老爸会崩溃的
- 我还好啦
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是啊 老爸没问题的
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我认识不少寡妇 她们会很感兴趣的
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他才不会找那些寡妇呢 Brick
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他会有很多选择的
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噢!
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也许他会请人来照顾我们
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然后日久生情
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就像"音乐之声"里的Maria一样
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还有 没准她真的会做饭呢
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我们的身体可能刚开始
会有一些不良反应
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但之后会很棒的
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好了 够了
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Frankie 就算你脑子不好使了
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我也不会和别人结婚的
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大概就是偶尔约个会什么的
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当所有人都在对我指手画脚时
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Mike正尽职尽责地
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确保没人能对Sue动手动脚
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他放宽禁令
允许有男生呆在Sue的房间里
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条件是 门必须得开着
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门开着的唯一问题
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是你什么都听得到
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你要我再挠你一次?
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不 我们玩个新游戏
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比什么都能听到更糟糕的
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是什么都听不到
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噢 我最爱玩"疯狂八点"了
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但是我从来没有那样玩过
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够了 以后男生不能进卧室
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好吧 大家 坐到沙发上
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我要召开一个家庭会议
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那要我在这干嘛?
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我都不能算是这个家的一员了
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被扫荡一空的冰箱和堵塞的马桶
可不这么认为
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好吧 是这样的...
我突然想清楚了
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让我猜猜 你老了
觉得生活不够充实
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你要重新掌管咱们家
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你要做出大的改变
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你不会再对我们嚷嚷了
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你已经失去民心所向了 Frankie
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听着 我之所以要跟你们谈话
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是因为尽管你们的批评
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很不留情面
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但是你们所说的
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也的确有可取之处
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我是说 我最近是有点不在状态
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比以前忘性大了
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但是我会这样
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完全是因为你们
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我满脑子都是你们那些破事
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塞得满满当当
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容不下我自己的想法了
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房间里有头大象 它的名字叫更年期
(俚语 意思是显而易见的事)
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我要记得跟你的正牙医生预约
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要记得把你的笔记传真过去
294
00:10:33,653 --> 00:10:35,339
还有你让我买的老年人点心
295
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还有"Frankie 记得提醒我
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星期五之前交什么什么费用"
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我已经厌倦当你们的垃圾抽屉了
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你们的脑子那么好使
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你们完全可以自己记下来
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但是你们一股脑都塞给我
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不停塞啊塞
把我自己的想法都挤出去了
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00:10:47,644 --> 00:10:50,426
所以我才会把车弄丢了
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00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:53,226
- 嘿 别把我跟他们混为一谈吧
- 噢 你还冤枉啊
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听着 我们不能再这样下去了
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00:10:55,183 --> 00:10:56,792
这样对大家都不好
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所以我要划出工作时间
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00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:02,202
- 工作时间是什么? - 啊?
- 那是什么意思?
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00:11:02,298 --> 00:11:03,653
意思是从现在开始
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00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:05,738
每天的五点到六点
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我会坐在餐桌旁边
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专心致志地听
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00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:11,889
你们要我做的那些烂事
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所以如果你们有东西需要签字
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00:11:13,607 --> 00:11:15,548
或者要开支票
或者更改日程安排
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那将是你们冷静地告诉我的时间
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00:11:19,197 --> 00:11:21,421
而不是在我赶着出门时
大声叫喊我
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00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:23,160
也不是在我上厕所的时候
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从厕所门底下塞张便条进来
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00:11:24,776 --> 00:11:27,422
所以除了五点到六点这段时间
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我们完全不能跟你讲话?
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00:11:29,787 --> 00:11:32,445
那是第二步才考虑的问题
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你能这样想我很欣赏
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00:11:36,648 --> 00:11:39,616
我承认以前有过一些
低级 没水准的灵光一现
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但不得不说
这一次真是棒极了
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00:11:42,899 --> 00:11:44,945
我需要你更改
脊柱侧凸治疗的预约时间
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改到15号
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Brad和我那天放学后
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00:11:48,262 --> 00:11:49,302
要开展一个免费的自尊专题讨论会
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00:11:49,431 --> 00:11:51,478
"别管别人怎么看 你真的很棒"
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嗯 好的
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更改脊柱治疗预约
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还有别的事情吗?
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00:11:56,605 --> 00:11:58,157
有 星期二我要你载我
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00:11:58,256 --> 00:11:59,903
去医院看望Sparkle
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00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,299
祝福她 她要有第四个新膝盖了
336
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:05,567
噢 星期二载你一程 记下了
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00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,380
完了吗?
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00:12:06,482 --> 00:12:08,105
还没 我需要一张支票
339
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,452
我和Hutch找到了一间
明年住的超赞的公寓
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00:12:10,541 --> 00:12:14,196
别忘了给我的"青年奥森小姐"
竞选申请表上签字
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00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:15,576
祝我好运吧
342
00:12:15,687 --> 00:12:17,369
我不小心咬了一个女生的头发
343
00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:19,718
所以我们老师有可能给你打电话
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00:12:20,066 --> 00:12:21,996
你们是不是以我的名义
办了一张信用卡?
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00:12:22,119 --> 00:12:24,739
我们用的是Axl J Heck
所以你不会有事的
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00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:26,959
我们不是傻子
你还要什么?
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00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:27,927
索引卡
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00:12:28,009 --> 00:12:28,716
更多内衣
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00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:30,033
意大利婚礼曲奇
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00:12:32,354 --> 00:12:34,996
那是来接我去听Kay Kyser的
大乐队表演的
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00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:36,130
噢 不用等我
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00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:38,548
我们之后可能会留下来吃点心
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00:12:44,486 --> 00:12:46,614
Mike 我到厨房来了
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没错 我能看出来
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00:12:48,197 --> 00:12:50,071
你知道为什么吗? 我知道
356
00:12:50,194 --> 00:12:52,788
我是来拿一个螺丝起子
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00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,472
而且我知道要用它做什么
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00:12:54,580 --> 00:12:55,592
我要用它撬出
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00:12:55,685 --> 00:12:57,894
浴室抽屉里那团棉签
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00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:58,607
嗯
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00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:04,158
我初中储物柜的密码组合是23-42-7
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00:13:04,253 --> 00:13:06,769
第一个领养了非裔美国孩子的女演员
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00:13:06,871 --> 00:13:10,352
是 哦 对 是Sandra Bullock
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00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,034
* 我已不再爱 *
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00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,015
* 失去你我倍感失落 *
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00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,598
哈哈! 我现在记得全部歌词了
367
00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:20,078
我的大脑重归于我自己了
Mike 我自己
368
00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:22,798
你不知道这感觉有多自由
369
00:13:23,394 --> 00:13:25,069
你确定他们俩在地下室没问题?
370
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,833
我丢了一个网球下去吓吓他们
371
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,085
我们还能干什么?
372
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,502
- 什么?
- Sue和Darrin
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00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:31,801
他们在楼下
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00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,515
这真是个好主意吗?
375
00:13:33,649 --> 00:13:35,252
你不让他们在客厅呆着
376
00:13:35,338 --> 00:13:36,367
又不想他们在Sue的房间里
377
00:13:36,498 --> 00:13:38,411
他们还能去哪?
378
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,840
我不知道 我就是不喜欢这样 Frankie
379
00:13:39,995 --> 00:13:41,274
听着 以前都是你
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00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:43,534
一直在围着Sue和Darrin团团转
381
00:13:43,621 --> 00:13:44,821
你怎么突然就不管了?
382
00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:46,026
我不知道跟你说什么 Mike
383
00:13:46,231 --> 00:13:48,051
也许就是随着我思路变清晰
384
00:13:48,147 --> 00:13:50,403
我对一切都看得淡然了
385
00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:51,850
更能够专心了
386
00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:53,640
你更烦人了倒是真的
387
00:13:53,736 --> 00:13:54,659
好吧...
388
00:14:02,766 --> 00:14:04,193
怎么了?
389
00:14:05,538 --> 00:14:06,827
- 放开我!
- 我在努力!
390
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,210
你会毁了我最爱的毛衣的!
391
00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:10,163
该死的手表!
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00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,154
啊?
393
00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:13,199
噢 天哪! 噢 天哪!
394
00:14:13,897 --> 00:14:14,781
帮帮忙!
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00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:21,319
哦
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00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:22,688
嗨 Heck先生
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00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,367
马上跟我上楼
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00:14:30,615 --> 00:14:32,263
先生 我知道那一幕会让人误会
399
00:14:32,362 --> 00:14:33,781
不过我想让您知道
400
00:14:33,864 --> 00:14:35,605
我对您的女儿是绝对尊重的
401
00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:37,953
不光是她 对您也是
402
00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:39,490
我之所以常来串门
403
00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:41,684
是因为您让我觉得很舒服
404
00:14:41,772 --> 00:14:43,333
让你误以为
自己在这应该舒舒服服的
405
00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:45,757
是我的错
406
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,607
不过对于我 你需要了解的是
407
00:14:48,685 --> 00:14:50,711
就好比是踢足球
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00:14:50,830 --> 00:14:52,788
你是球员 我是守门员
409
00:14:52,878 --> 00:14:53,943
踢球过程中不允许用手
410
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,685
而我只是防守
411
00:14:55,773 --> 00:14:57,417
我是世上最厉害的守门员
412
00:14:57,549 --> 00:14:59,525
我会想尽一切办法阻止你
413
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:02,761
总之 在我这你休想进门得分
414
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:03,830
明白了?
415
00:15:03,942 --> 00:15:05,095
我明白您的意思 先生
416
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:07,729
我只想让您知道我真的很在乎Sue
417
00:15:07,814 --> 00:15:09,348
我不会做任何伤害她的事
418
00:15:09,432 --> 00:15:10,965
您可以信任我
419
00:15:12,143 --> 00:15:13,542
对于你 Darrin
我知道以下几点就足够了--
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00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:14,907
你才19岁 正值血气方刚少年时期
421
00:15:14,996 --> 00:15:16,805
打死我也不会信任你
422
00:15:18,009 --> 00:15:19,437
我实际上已经20了
423
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:20,691
我跳了一级
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00:15:20,774 --> 00:15:22,442
跳级表示复读一年 是吧?
425
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:24,298
不是 那是留级
426
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,819
哦 那我就是留了一级
427
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,340
是啊
428
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,679
好了
429
00:15:31,026 --> 00:15:33,027
抱歉我迟到了
430
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,216
艾玛
431
00:15:34,825 --> 00:15:35,850
说吧
432
00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,960
读了几个月关于社团
433
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,430
妻子和郡县的书籍
我们的读书俱乐部
434
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:43,166
总算要读我推荐的书了
"星无所依"
435
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:44,762
你时间快到了 Brick 你是要什么?
436
00:15:44,859 --> 00:15:45,842
我觉得在参加读后感讨论的时候
437
00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:47,184
给大家做些Silligan星球的帽子戴上
438
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:49,525
应该会很有趣
439
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,196
能带我去趟布料商店吗?
440
00:15:51,297 --> 00:15:52,909
妈妈 你得和爸爸谈谈
441
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,736
他简直太离谱了
442
00:15:54,849 --> 00:15:56,077
他冲我男朋友吼
443
00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:57,912
我们根本什么都没做
444
00:15:58,016 --> 00:15:59,205
喂 我要说的
445
00:15:59,281 --> 00:16:01,200
比他们的事情都重要好吧
446
00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:02,633
- Axl 还没到你呢!
- 我是先来的
447
00:16:02,717 --> 00:16:04,801
拜你所赐 我看上的公寓没戏了
448
00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:06,362
什么 怎么会?
449
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,494
房东今天早上告诉我
450
00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:09,224
下午三点前要交定金
451
00:16:09,331 --> 00:16:10,912
可我到五点才能和你通话
452
00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:12,451
就因为你搞的无聊的办公时间
453
00:16:12,566 --> 00:16:14,770
那公寓楼下就是日晒沙龙
454
00:16:14,895 --> 00:16:16,025
真谢谢你了 老妈
455
00:16:16,112 --> 00:16:17,328
Axl 这太荒唐了
456
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:18,646
如果你三点前需要拿到支票
457
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,281
就应该提前打电话告诉我啊
458
00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:21,208
可规矩不是这样的
459
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:23,109
你说我们只能
在办公时间和你说话
460
00:16:23,195 --> 00:16:25,456
- 你的规矩老变来变去的
- 我没有变规矩
461
00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:27,414
明摆着嘛 如果你真有紧急问题
462
00:16:27,512 --> 00:16:29,845
我肯定会在办公时间外替你解决
463
00:16:29,925 --> 00:16:31,086
我们先前又不知道能这样
464
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,684
- 承认了吧 都是你的错
- 不是我的错
465
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,912
Axl 你这么大人了 应该知道--
466
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,637
那什么 算了
467
00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:39,045
就这样 办公时间结束
468
00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:40,332
- 不要
- 别呀 妈妈 等等
469
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,416
Sue 把电脑拿起来跟着她
我得和妈妈说话
470
00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:43,902
- 我给你10块钱
- 好吧!
471
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:45,362
加上你之前欠我的20块
472
00:16:45,453 --> 00:16:47,142
你洗澡时要我给你送吃的
473
00:16:47,228 --> 00:16:48,289
妈妈 至少给我买辆新车吧
474
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:49,351
我今后可能就住里面了
475
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,561
别跟着我 Axl 不对 是Sue
476
00:16:51,642 --> 00:16:53,977
喂! 布料商店的事你还没答复呢
477
00:16:54,075 --> 00:16:55,894
你也没说会不会去跟爸爸谈谈
478
00:16:55,987 --> 00:16:57,533
Axl以前总带女孩回家
479
00:16:57,638 --> 00:16:59,005
他怎么没找他们麻烦
480
00:16:59,095 --> 00:17:00,743
Axl 告诉她 告诉她 告诉她
481
00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:02,911
大家都冷静 给我一点时间
482
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:03,974
不行 这是我们的时间
483
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:05,123
你不能随意占用
484
00:17:05,252 --> 00:17:07,554
求你了 妈妈
Silligan星球的鼻子不会自己长树上
485
00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:09,328
在其中一部书里确实有 不过--
486
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,279
妈妈 别管这俩衰人 听我说
487
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,730
Axl 别插嘴!
488
00:17:12,861 --> 00:17:14,191
Axl 我不干了
489
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,035
我不想再端着你了 Brick 你来
490
00:17:16,109 --> 00:17:16,999
我才不想端他
491
00:17:17,065 --> 00:17:18,113
- 大家都--
- 哦哦!
492
00:17:27,752 --> 00:17:28,976
爸爸?
493
00:17:29,587 --> 00:17:30,874
能跟你说句话吗?
494
00:17:31,391 --> 00:17:32,390
好的
495
00:17:32,702 --> 00:17:34,555
我想知道你跟Darrin说了什么
496
00:17:36,261 --> 00:17:39,105
我跟Darrin说了什么
是我俩之间的事
497
00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:40,620
Axl和Cassidy谈恋爱的时候
498
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,625
你也会找Cassidy谈话 不告诉Axl?
499
00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:45,444
那不一样
500
00:17:45,752 --> 00:17:46,965
怎么不一样?
501
00:17:48,804 --> 00:17:49,913
听着 Sue
502
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,583
我只是在帮你
503
00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,973
回避某些状况
504
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,558
什么状况?
505
00:17:58,983 --> 00:18:01,644
- 我也不知道 就是状况
- 是什么?
506
00:18:01,735 --> 00:18:03,551
不知道 就是状况
507
00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:06,584
爸爸 如果你指的是接吻
508
00:18:06,731 --> 00:18:08,677
Darrin和我肯定会接吻的
509
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:11,423
情侣间接吻很正常呀
510
00:18:11,518 --> 00:18:12,292
我明白
511
00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:14,435
我指的不是那个
512
00:18:14,829 --> 00:18:16,517
那是什么?
513
00:18:16,604 --> 00:18:18,785
你觉得我还会做什么呢?
514
00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:22,528
哦!
515
00:18:22,621 --> 00:18:24,259
哦 天哪!
516
00:18:24,359 --> 00:18:25,146
老爸!
517
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,657
你真是一点也不了解我
518
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:28,565
不会的 我不会那样的!
519
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,306
我还没准备好
520
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:31,928
哦 好吧
521
00:18:32,017 --> 00:18:33,260
那很好啊
522
00:18:33,825 --> 00:18:38,219
再说 如果我真要做
523
00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:40,730
也不会是在地下室
524
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:44,137
我要在一堆美丽燃烧的炉火前
525
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:45,318
还要有圣诞树
526
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,693
细节就不必了
527
00:18:49,424 --> 00:18:51,387
听着 Sue...
528
00:18:52,149 --> 00:18:54,989
我在这方面没有经验
529
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:58,252
因为我没有姐妹...
530
00:18:58,427 --> 00:18:59,923
而且以前我想着做爸爸的时候
531
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:04,037
没想过会做女儿的爸爸...
532
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,954
我是说 我会犯一些错
533
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,219
不过我不会为此道歉
534
00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:12,494
因为我是在保护自己闺女
535
00:19:12,587 --> 00:19:14,019
我是不会道歉的
536
00:19:14,930 --> 00:19:16,344
哇哦
537
00:19:17,478 --> 00:19:20,723
爸爸 我没事的
538
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,923
我知道
539
00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:27,067
我有些担心自己
540
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,407
我知道定金晚了些
541
00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:31,823
如果我下班后过去交
542
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:34,021
你还会接受吗?
543
00:19:34,135 --> 00:19:37,154
他们都是好孩子 又可靠又礼貌
544
00:19:37,236 --> 00:19:39,101
他们住在那您绝对放心
545
00:19:39,436 --> 00:19:41,333
好的 我不挂
546
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,303
嘿 Mike
547
00:19:43,481 --> 00:19:44,587
我在给学校写邮件
548
00:19:44,678 --> 00:19:46,359
看能不能给Sue弄台新电脑
549
00:19:46,464 --> 00:19:47,494
这么说怎么样?
550
00:19:47,579 --> 00:19:49,510
"我把那位女士一把推开
551
00:19:49,617 --> 00:19:50,904
她快被开来的车撞上了..."
552
00:19:50,986 --> 00:19:53,772
这招你在给Axl要
新的年鉴相机时用过了
553
00:19:53,979 --> 00:19:55,434
真的吗?
554
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:57,607
不要啊!
555
00:19:57,726 --> 00:19:59,628
全都没了!
556
00:19:59,713 --> 00:20:02,225
大脑又不清醒了
557
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:05,175
Mike 听我说 我去年打折买的
558
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:07,510
复活节装饰在衣柜底下
559
00:20:07,635 --> 00:20:10,489
帮我记着 还有什么来着 赶紧想
560
00:20:10,825 --> 00:20:12,834
全忘了
561
00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:14,364
都忘光了!
562
00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:17,160
我那点子很好啊 应该起作用的
563
00:20:18,163 --> 00:20:19,459
咱们天堂里再见吧 Frankie
564
00:20:19,558 --> 00:20:22,959
见鬼 我上班迟到了
565
00:20:24,107 --> 00:20:26,117
当你有了孩子
566
00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:27,453
就不存在所谓办公时间了
567
00:20:27,539 --> 00:20:29,255
做父母就是如此
568
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:32,677
总会让人别扭 总是时机不对
569
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:34,605
而且你一辈子都这样了
570
00:20:39,248 --> 00:20:40,883
Frankie?
571
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:44,313
你来这干嘛?
(Frankie之前工作的地方 后来被辞退)
572
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,271
(头脑混乱忘词了)
573
00:20:57,713 --> 00:20:59,315
他们都没看懂"星无所依"
574
00:20:59,816 --> 00:21:01,894
Silligan星球我解释了不下五次
575
00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:03,764
有那么难懂吗
576
00:21:03,799 --> 00:21:05,482
那个星球人的鼻子能给他们超能力
577
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:07,437
预言和回波定位能力
578
00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:10,024
关于Sorn这个角色就更别提了
579
00:21:10,059 --> 00:21:11,781
他们觉得他应该找个人
580
00:21:11,816 --> 00:21:12,756
成家立业
581
00:21:12,791 --> 00:21:14,723
那可是Vernagle军的领袖啊
582
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:15,607
你能相信吗?
583
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,475
我真不懂...
584
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,582
我们一点共同点都没有
585
00:21:19,617 --> 00:21:21,451
就好像我们是两个世界的人
586
00:21:23,111 --> 00:21:25,551
这个我应该不需要了
587
00:21:29,117 --> 00:21:31,246
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